I
I THli OREGON STATESMAN. iSAtEJI.- OREGON
WEDNESDAY MORNING. JULY 5; 1922
1
HPS'
1 TITLE
i -Mercilessly
,d Goes Out
a 'Round .
im July 4.
ted Press)--Ben-orld's
Hnampion
.hterC smashed
;.imost Wwlll mU
the elghV rounds
J 10-roand , titu-
and the Buffalo
seconds thr,
j Bare their" man
11 go down in the
BEAVERS 6LEAT1
two
i..
BIS
bantamweights. .,-.,.. . ...
'tf Welsh Ktwfced
k Denis O'KeefeW tbe Chicago
welterweight,, knocked out Eddie
Welsh of South Band la Vho sec
ond.. round of. the scheduled eigdt
round , seml-winiup. , t .
left hook to the 'chin . and ..then Cfumpler and Sutherland
- - . .' 4L a I . I I t 1 ! f J
noored. mm wi masoing gin invmciDie in inue-
rfgbt. Ire was, Knocaea aown
three times, before he took the
conut, Tbeyweighed 147 pounds.
;( -J, Receipt Heavy
The receip were $o9,S30, it
pendence Day Games
POHTLAN'D, July 4 Crump-
xra annoqod, this Including the ler proved too much for the Sar
rovernmenykax which amounted Francisco Seals m me nrsi
l 415T of their first'appearance here for
U The Attendance was placed at the season and he won the morn-
iiai .vi. ... t.av.r tint i tne Kame ior rwiwuu.
aiE-uvwAaiiiM iiK.uac uuvtv-a mvw
list,
this figure, however.
ig a large complimentary1
tenth' and ;.raln endd, f he elmei
after the 14th inning. ''
Score: i . - 1 t'j) - Bp H. E.'
Brooklyn I 5 10
New York j. 5 7 2
Crimes, Vance, Cadore and
Miller; Deberry; RyanI, Jonnard
and Barnes, Smith.
: r- r n p
l!i5ilSTlts
Chicago -8; Pittsburgh 4-0
PITTSBURGH, July 4. (Na
tional) The Chicago Cubs took a
double header from Pittsburgh to
day, winning the morning game
8 to 4 and the afternoon contest
8 to 0. Heavy hitting; by the top
of the Chicago batting list won
the morning game, while Aldridge
held the locate to two hits in tbe
latter game.
Score:
Chicago
than a
; ,--.
RESIDENT HARDING
SPENDS THE FOURTH
U ( Continued frontpage, l.);;
, "The 18th amendment denies
.to a minority a fancied sense of
Dersonal' liberty," but the amend-
Rf Ut I testis the will of America and
; only a , technical hv thfi e0Tfer.
loent and public opinion else con
tempt for the law will undermine
our very foundation!" ,
f Tells of Early Experience
Departing frequently from the
prepared text of his speech, Mr.
Harding, with a smiie, toia now
to 3.
Portland piled up "four - runs in
the first two innings and thepitthuh
SealS' oaiters were uiw"ie io wu- Chfieven. Oaborne
nect wnn urunipiep-8 aer.very iw j.gjp aiazncr. Cooper, Carlson,
overcome tne iea. ' tTolliniraworth and Gorch
rt. h. e
. . 8 13 0
. . 4 id 3
and O'Far-
.e cha,mpton, .but
; a , Rocky Kansas'
most severe beat
cclvcd. .;'
t Admitted.,
- from his mouth
I chest and tears
ugh ; their. heavy
t With Sutherlad unhittable-ta
the oinches and h's teammate
batting Oliver Mitchell, to all cor
ners of the field. . Portland, wor-
an easy victory, from Sac Fran
cisco this afternoon 3 to 1, making
a double victory for the day.
In the 9th the Seals threatenr
e?.. fetting two on bases .with
nope out, but Sutherland retired
the next three men on pop flies.
Fitst game;
' Score ' R. H. E.
San Francisco 3 5 l
Portland . ........... .5 15 1
Alten and Agnew, YeHe; Crum-
Score: R. H. E.
Chicago 8 14 1
Pittsburgh ..,.. 0
Aldrige and O'Farrelt; Morri
son and Jonnard.
ha, "n rroen villlrA VOUth. OUCe
rd on his. cheeks, j rode into Marion from the near-
? by hU manager, t by tnrn 0t Caledonli, his former pler and EIUdtt.
' . , ' home, on a stubborr mule." At- Second game:
I me; he. whipped j another Juncture he remarked -ore R H.
;ov,l.caB ,4lillt.uck1ii Ui51ie dropped 0 .1 10
aims vj xvnA mtO. the BZpresf ,f iWIW ,, to see Poritand ..... ..314 0
Mitchell and Yetle; Sutherland Cincinnati
anA FlUntt l. LKU18
fibula bone in I gome of the folliiws 4here about
t above the .wrist R civic celebration. There was a
I. cn ijr thej? third burst of VlausewlWB'tlwr presir
hf and that Kan- dont said he would "welcome the
t -gamoly n for day when I cart come back to stay
la with, the mem-' with you pefnmnenjtly v , . i-n
t;seIaBS'.thoH?ht--ir "Some of you may tnmic un.r
line .thing to be president," Mr
.1 . toalght bj; Jar.
r Cbfcago and jt)r, J
f Uuffalo N. Y.J
.sas camp. Theyi
was- broken.;-- -:
rrrncly fJurne.
. Kansas' manager,
re w the sponge In-'
nst .Kansas' wish-.
save further in-
St. Louis 0-9: Cincinnati 5-11
ST. LOUIS. July 4 (National)
Sherdel won hts own game with
Cincinnati this afternoon 6 to 5,
smashing out a twobagger and
driving in Lavan from first in the
eighth inning with St. Louis. His
performance gave the locals an
even break with the visitors, as
they lost the mornings frblic, 11
to 9 . Hornsby clouted out bin
19th homer of the season in the
third inning this Afternoon with
two men an ba$es.
Score: R. H. E
5 10
6 14
'Gillespie and tlargrave; Sher-
Vlwnnn A.n Hu-rammln ft-H 1 ad ana AinSmitH.
LOS ANGELES. July 4 -Vern, Score: R. II. E
on and Sacramento divided the Cincinnati 11 14 1
TnrtrnenriAncA Hav. dnuhtn hadr St. LOUI3V ........... . 9 12 2
here. May allowed only three Rixey, Donahue and .Wlngo;
CHAUTAUQUA TODAY.
Afternoon, 2:?0 p. m. Pre
lude. Gilvanpera company
3 i. a. Playground Festi
val and conclusion of jun
ior Chautauqua.
Evening. 8 p. Grand clos
! ing concert, Gilvan Opern
; copany.
A brilliant vocal entertain
ment featuring light opera
in costume. Admission,"
75c. - .
clean helpful influences, are bet- Closing Pageant" andl Exhi
Harding' remarked.-';"Keep f on Dltg;and the Tigers blanked the Poak, Walker and Clempiis, VIck.
thinking I v--yOu 11 tino. tiM siiu-1 Senators, 4 to 0 In. the opener.
atlon rery different .whei ypq Tne Senators, wan the afterpiece Philadelphia! 3 ; Boston 3
wake op.'! v if ,J 4 3 to 2. Vernon settled the early BOSTON, July 4. -r- (Rational)
uauinct Jias tronK ii&ruiuK j game jn the first inning. Two Because of rain, Philadelphia
On the program for ''informal l waiits, an error by Pearc'e, a dou- and Boston played only one game
reraarka" Charles G. 'Bawes. ror- bje and two 8ingies netted four today, Philadelphia winning
met director pi m9 Duam Dr runs. to 3.
eua, spoxe Dnewy. concinaras . Ha wkshome run into the right Score: R. H. E
Wlin ine onsorvunon mai ih fi-M hlnaiiAra unr nr Smith Philarlplnhl S !l
Jtd'1iff tr ontprMl4 of him gave the Tigers a Boston
i waa the-dlsgrace !f cabinet has ar strong
f t MMimaut In hurt I Haidlng. ;?,v., ' 1&A$
. unci speecnes ... were ,roaae oy
Comptroller i; of the1 . "'Currency
r In his rough ca
Uctories'only Ben
l ever before even
. i .
3 UlHJr .1UU juui u
at toaay, aunougn,
I t tie doubt that one
j would, have, put
r flat oa his back
r-.t.
, unsfinger, MsJifilKl..&. .V.nr I First game:
tian, secretary to me preaiaem. - i - Score
Shortly before noon today the) cn rrnTnontn
President t strolled down to th .Vernon . . . ; ' ' 'J 7
Marlon building fromt the' home j h jhea.and ... Stanage;
01 hm lamer, ut. u.' r. narain.i Han&ah.
Climbing the stairs to his father's sCond eame
3 12 2
two-run lead in the second game. Hubbell, Weinert and Henline,
but Sacramento tied the score in J Miller. Fillingim, Oeschger arid
tne iutn. acramemp clinched I Godwy,
the contest- In the eighth.
rriPlEUTEiiliooo'
" f tt DALLAS
R. H. E.
.3 6 1 ,
v ? .-' : I office on the-, secondr ytloorwthej score'
'TthtsoSl11 atedSacrame
1 t his corner, r hla address Across? the hall Vaait ir
iiriVft rt:ooiihteh he occupied toi heJJ:and;cookiVGjder and Pythian Knights of-AJI Parts
" m$m eS rliXS ' of Willamette Valley
Will be Guests
' " aaxs KnAMl v I a ' ' m -m J
V ".ViT.--: ?iace; ero" ieaT1B a Duua:: .-; getUe 6-3; Angels,4
fc "r- . " ln presiawn vmi into every SEATTLE JulV 4. Seattle no.
3 Iimir: in ,tnree l dftnartmAnt: rrAfltinsr aacli m.l l';, It . .V: '.v i : .
'jwt VAtilit I . C"IZ - r neu ine aeries wua uoa Angeies
i ma that I could I nlove tr name as he shook hands ! v .-v. ZT--
- - i " - - - -,i ueiB a.uua t li L&aiuc uuru ehiiiri
TherrTsajd fin tiThd presldenr. andlMtCHard X mbie nader -irr- -ta ..) I cial to The StatesmanrTFte&
..that i A,waa i inr spent the. eveamir autetrv att V n
lodge of Knights of
DALLAS, Or., uiy4 (See-
3 I shovod'-todayl Dr.nHardiiu:omiwlta...mem-rwM tr Mttinm nm. hat f the li
cllampion;; that J hers theaiufty i ahi JeV ner being nicked for ten hits and Pythias in the
unch and thaij friendsf who dropped Into call.'jUyons for IS. -In the second be in Dallas!
t. .. s : i : -'V.
ay flgbtexs who
em to know that
ty of what I gave
and Even.'
SILVERTOli NTERTAINSuj
TEN THOUSAND GUESTS
(Continued from page 1.)
3 Rocky ever got 1 vi " -
. . .v I largest number
was In the first I -i. Lv..iif J I Tobin.
. iim i 1 if n - lift n it rw ii wn v rnnrK. i -
W and WrrS Jhy limbera,who were
, , ,-, .. In line.":.. ...'.. ; ?
S '. U HV Sport Erent ltesultt '
SC3 brl; reau as. foil
:n?;!w 2ut" Flftd'Tace forgirls undeHnd J' AdamS, ,
TV U IV LI ICih ivau'
United States, wilt
on the eve&Ing',',of
gama Seattle! three tallies came Thursday; July 13 and deliver one
in the fifth frame. of his popular addresses before
First game: ; a large gathering of Pythians
Score R. H. E from every town and city in the
Los Angeles 4 10 - 1 Willamette valley. - Dallas is fer-
Seattle . . . . i . i W 6 13 i rtunate In'gettihjr Mr.' Attwoodito
Lyons and Daly; Gardner and come here as'it is seldom he has
time to appear in town' this like.
Second game: in fact this will be -the only etop
Score' .. . , ; : , R. H. E. in the state outside the one made
Loa Angeles' 0 8 0 hn Portland.
Seattle ....3 11 1 While in the city Mr. Attwood
Crandali and. Bald win; Burger will take part in the ceremonies
during the conferring the Page
rFJrBtl Pansy i Arm
rank on a large class of annli
cants for membership in Marion
i side to Ide as 4IPft'4 Bttt,nn, MM(ra TnnW- Oakland S-O, Salt Lakr (-2
w h.er;'hJr came I i irinv.vri-aM. for wB MIMt. OAKLAND, V' July 4.For the and other lodres of this district.
-k.' : 4-nrsift VpQn3ehVnnec- 'S-i- .V-fc"" ?-lt.Lk Invitations have been sent; -put
, passed.-X&onard 0Ild Edward Kln - ' blanked here today whett fo Iodges in all parts of the val-
over.JxlaAfmous tiA-iriiniA 's Oakland took.the first game of-a !ey asklnc them to be in attend-
gling it with left FJem,ng and w c Daugher'ty; f016 hefder 2 tou- ance at the meeting which wUtbe
lfl seeond. Henry Dick5 and Lloyd ccvv,"u Dees ""Mheld in the large Woodman of the
v'us "j iiwi jcmi a Blu&'? I Worhi 'hall
uag piayer get ptist second base
K ire her. If . .i st '
. Thrfte-leiEed race fori boys .un
def 14 Firsts Don Stewart poidl T)e
. :.9 numDer ei jeonr.
:n. blows increased
roundo. andl in?- the
was iigurauveiy y Renwant: tsecond. Ed
y es at th& uuilaio I .j Tri ,i nvi-i rwi..rA
Eg , raf e-FlrsC Wj JWelch;
second. EfiWardfLamber.t. A
1intfnr contest First. Che a
y tor the" stomach, c-nrterRon; second: Edward Lam-
h i ays aancea away . , tblrd, Artbttr Clark
Jaw Suffers, s
tcdly swung hard.
irnlng with arrow-
iH-.Jaw.- ,
l :-haklng ihisjjitsad
ids overhlsmiss
. -a he smiled, but
!y wiped - off the
.ulck Jab. .
t h a eighth ; Kansas
100-yard dasbfor boytf 18 and c.u T
unaer wirsw , v.. i Oakland
second,-Lloyd Kircner.. . .
. Free-for.all race First,. Ardis
Egin; Wond.'ir. S. Ileming. w
. Band concerts were given-njorn-ing.
afternoon and .In the evening.
TSt7 accidentafhappened to mar
-ding a he came thej pleasure of the day..
ana Lunra iaoi i .. .
t that the blood I f
and winning by the ncore 2 to 0.
largest crowd of the season
saw the twin bill.
First game:
Score
Salt Lake
Oakland
Second game:
Score R
R.
.0
.2
H. E.
4 4
3 ,1
0
Thurston and Anflnson,
er and Koehler. '
H. E.
12 0
3 2
Krem-
m
stream.. K'ansa- se Pnson.jeam Loses
tarefuiiy 1 HflltS Game Is- One of Most Soea
probably I :vr r r? tv r1 -ri I r.- rr. ;- .a a j :
icaiea sww mw..-. tauuiai t-vci rYiillcoocu i
I, : swayed- and
blows,' his hands
nindjevldently a
onard
r what probably
t the knockout
j Hew . into the
'a ;rlnkle Of wa
" " is champion
iplatoiy drenched
of j wate.r ; had
'i
l-i I-arsV I' '
5 tween 20.060
n !n Floyd Fits
.r arena saw the
tOrFast Porilari4;Club
-' J
team yesterday by a score nt il 2
to 3. Willis, the prison pitcher i
who has ' been Invincible , aunn j
the season, was out of form yes
terday and was hlt"hrd by, the
Portlanders..'
On" PdF6 Grounds
. NEW, YORK. July 4. (Na
tlonal)- In one of the most spec
tacular games ever played at the
BAPTALO TREATY RATIFD3p PoI Grounds tbe New York Gi-
i ii j ; lams ana tnei urooaiyn LKMgers
j BERLIN, July 4 .(By the As- battled to a & to 5 tie tbia after
sociated Press.l Treaty of Rap-lnoon- Wet grounds caused a post
balo. slzned between Germany ponement of the morning game.
f Cadillac. Mlcb.,M knt nnu daring the Cenoa con-1 Rawllngs tied the score for the
rotUer of nhejlorj ierence. was ratltfed by the reich- Giants with ; a home run in the
it champion, and 'stag today; -v-';-.:"'' third with two on and the New
.Milwaukee, boxl . There was no debate over, the Yorker went Into the lead in the
iraw In tlw, K I, question of ratification with the j seventh. s Johnson brought in tha
are HghUel ht I exception or the remark by , ihe tying "rutfv far 4 rBooklyn in the
i of Chicago 1 1 ! communist deputy who demanded ninth with a triple but was caught
r of Jiran I. that" the treaty,bearuHfiedto at4he JIate
Refreshments will be served at
the close of the meeting. .
m
FIDES START
in polk courm
Socialist Valley and Bald
Mountain Locations of
Dangerous Flames;
.DALLAS, r., July 4-( Special
to The Statesman) During the
past two days several new forest
fires have broken out in the tim
bered area of Polk county and
patrolmen have been -' kept on the
lookout for - new fires from the
flying embers from these blazes.
Saturday and Suday a big fire
was burning in Socialist Valley a
short distance from Falls I City
Smoke was so thick , in Dallas
Sunday that it was almost: im
possible to see any: distance at
alL . 1 ! - '
Sunday a fire broke out in tbe
vicinity of ; Bald mountain on the
Falls City-Siletx basin road and
it was thought for a time that
this blaze might destroy a lot of
standing green timber but-at 'last
accounts it seemed to be welllua
der the control of . the fighters
from the various logging- camps
in t&A virinitv . . '1 :
1 " - . . - :
- -Ul ctOiJ 1 1UJ HLM li 1 . 1 1 . 3 -
. -C; 'zm r
Rev. Elmer Lynn Williams, pas
tor of a Chicago church'member.
of the Chicago police department,
a rjeformer xlth a TOjssIon of
Americanization that shout 1 be
shouted from every housetop in
America, was the headliner at
the Chautauqua last night.
He spoke (cr an hour and a
half a most amazing Btory of po
litical graft, of political nobility
when once the people tell their
officers what they want; of black
mail and assault and attempted
murder 'for the one who attempts
to break up established i vice, of
the people's splendid reaction to
a clean, understood exposition of
graft and exploitation.
1 Long Fades Hit
Some sof -the high lights of the
address are given:
'We're . hopfirig for the day
when 'the war and the nervous
strain it entailed is over and we
can beat our swords into plow
shares and our jazz musicians In
to unconsciousness, and our old
world can go on in peace and so
briety. ' ,
"There are two menaces to our
dawn of better politics. One is
the. ultra-pious man with a long
face' who says, I belong to God,
and 'I have no time or desire to
mix in filthy politics'.-' He is the
meanest man in all society, for he
enjoys all the fruits that, gener
at Ion s of honest men have
brought blm, and he does nothing
In' return. The other type is the
man who Is in politics for profit;
to sell the people's soul and body
for. gain! It's ttme to open up
on these people."
' Humanity Xeelected
"-The "speaker told of one block
In his district that has 1596 peo
pie, and more than 800 of them
children. An investigation showed
thalmore i than, 100 of these peo
pie. were tubercular. Within ihe
same square .inile of Chicago and
within 20 minutes walk of this
terrible human quagmire, a bridge
party for a dog hospital brought
In a' large sum of money. Th6
patronesses offered to send an
automobile for any disabled aog,
and "find it a home af ter curing
Its Infirmities wniie in me can
dfern's hospital there waB no room
for one-half the. tubercular and
rickety "and crime-cursed children;
that needed physical and mental
and political care. He told of one
$50,000 bequest for a do hospi
tal, and another bequest of $60,-
000 to eare tor dogs that a wo
man who died couldn't take With
her. - He didn't ooject to aogs
but no money for the children,
who are growing up and breed
ing- crime - and revolution over
their degradation. i
Contrast Is Cited.
He told of the $200,000,000 ba-
bv of Colorado which died not
long ago that slept" in a $40.-
000 golden cradle, while Presi-
dent'Harding has shown that 5,-
000,080 'children of America lack
school privileges and facilities In
the slums of the, cities. Where pop
ulation Is growing even faster
than- aywhere elseuj-they are say
ing. "We demand the overthrow
of existing conditions."
"A revolution - Is surely and
flghtfully breeding that, moans
anarchy," the speaker said. "An
adjustment of the conditions is
inevitable, f America does not
make it peaceably and educa
tionally, it will come by force.
And I'm not a Socialist, either,
I'm worse than that, I'm a Christian."
! Xew Attitude Seen.
The speaker told of a great
English educator . who recently
said: "We used to train our boys
to be gentlemen; ow .we. must
train them to serve."
That, be said, was coming to
be more and more the attitude
of the American schools. He men
tioned 'visiting one great state col
lege, with 3500 students, that was
bringig the employers and' em
ployes of a great manufacturing
idustry together, for mutual un
derstandlng ad settlement of
their, affairs on an .All-American
basis. He told of ifford Pinchot,
now prospective governor of
Pensylvania. who said "The peo
ple - of this state are today pay
ing $100,000,000 a year for the
forests their fathers wantoly de
stroyed," as showing the need of
service that will save to body
politic the resources of the state.
"There are 65,000 girls of
America who every year drop out
of sight. We know why and how
they go. but we do not know,
where. ,pr who started them there.
The 20,000.000 women voteri of
America are going to find Out.
and then v we'll help them nail
the. hides of these 'beasts' on -. the
barn door.
of America, are to blame for, the
Immigrant boy whom I. paw
banged for. murter. He was an
honest, bare-working lad, but , he
learned to gamble in a legalized
place; he learned to rob. and
when he killed a man in a rob
bery, he was executed. If the
foreigner whom we allow to get
this sort of Americanization, fi
nally rises and destroys the civi
JIzatIo,fhat jis.so. hateful to him.
e have the blame on our own
heads."'
i The spirit of organized, demo-
? ..- i - . .
ttrauc spjajr, ,ue. Qnara,cieri2ea ,a?
the:gTeatest brtoii of the'age. The
Boy Scouts, .the Xarap' Fire' glcl&)
in.d. all the organuatloha that alox
$ organize the youth into helpf ul
ways, he praised as the, salvation
at the nation. The tremendous
impetus towards enlisting
grown-ups' in ;uch njpveuienw,
by the Kiwanis. otary and any
other clubs, he characterized as
the rejuvenating of America. ;
These Chautauquas. .with their
music' and their play and their
- V1...'. , t.. , . -
Instancing the;.vtory t of .; Madame
Schumaan Heink,-w-bo wanted to
sing, .and to nurse her ambitious
through'- many ;" weary; years of
wash-tub work toi support ; ; Iter
children. heV worthless husband
and herself until chance brought
her the opportunity to sing and
she was ready, re declared that
one day the people of America
would take these golden ? voices
and educate them at the state
expense, as the state's greatest
treasures. To aire each one the
proper chance to develop Into his
or her own best field ot useful
ness, is an obligation upon the
public, that caut be left to "Let
George do it.' but it is tin to
everyone to help bring it to pass.
The. principle or Individual, re-
sponsiDiuty and Individual re
ward and the obligation of per
sonal service, are what have made
America great and . can make her
greater, he declared. I The beau
tiful love story ot; William McKin
ley was told as one of the fins
things that the real jAmerica
most appreciates as worth whilel
BIBLE SCHOOLS
HI
TODAY
bition Are Slated for
Thursday Evening
lli) ; P it
iijs wmsi :i
Many Guests Entertained z
Riyerside tarK on in-?
dependence Day ' )
ter than these, awful iniquities
that masquerade under the name
of carnivals, that leave things so
infinitely worse morally and phy-
cally than a little financial de
ficit. The Dailv Vacation RlMo
Iaw Becotiics Respected school resumes its functions to-'
Rev. Mr. Williams made it his day in all of the seven units in
business to see that courts and Salem. All lessons will he held
police should live up to the law today as iisual On Thursday
and punish crime Impartially. Then'Sh-t the closing' pageant and ex
story or some 6 fthe Chicago po- hlbiUon is to be held at the First
lice disclosures, is almost incred- Christian -church. This will ta
ble; but it is history. Also, it is elude a display of the i notebooks
history that Mr. Williams anad.ajade up in the various classes, tiro
few other fearless workers, havejbandwork and other activities of
made law a real thing in at least! the younger children, and a pre
parts of the gross, overgrown city tentious pageant of soma Biblical
with-Us teeming millions. lesson given from each ot the
"You can clean up any com- seven schools
m unity, if you are willing to pay! The public is urged to- attend
the price," he said. "I'd rather and see how effective : the work
die on the streets of my home has really been. More than 400
town, and leave my police star children have taken tart in the
and my record for my boy to take schools, and about 30 teachers
up and carry on just where I leave f have been required to serve them.
them off, than to live a fat cow-t On Friday evening a reception
ard and see the work fail." is to be given So all the teacb?r
k Comedienne Appears land officers, probably in the Sun.
One of the canons of the dram- daf school room ot the FlrBt
atlc rale-maker is, "Mustn't never, I Methodist church. The teachers
never laugh at your own. jokes." aaen thir Jllnie 'lavishly
But that's all bunk. If a thing is ani helpfully for the community
funny, laugh; who knows better good, and ot anybody aeserves a
than the fun-maker who wrote It. little good thne, they do. - Frl
just iwhere and why to lauehflday morning a series of picnics
Miss Electra Piatt can let the styl- will be held, each school choosing
ists rant their fool heads off, and ts own way to enjoy Itself. or-tp
then icome on the Chautauqua combine with a - neighbor. Sbme
platform and make 'em look like will K to Bush's paiture, some
30 plugged cents. As a comedi- to" the river, some to ( Marlon
enn6,he is absolutely in a class square,' and other' will plk their
of her own, for Chautauqua clr-I wn playgrounds. -
cies. sne writes ail her produc
tions save the fugitve, sketch
adaptations of the Wedding March
and a lew other important meas
ures- 'V
Program Fits Weather
The fGlad-Stones, who are the
Electra Piatt-Vernon Stone play
ers, hate a line of summer enter
tainment that was built exactly to
rd!I f05 ot..furt.h ot3uly. Warm Weather and
vi v &ia.m. wuy mm, oi taxes ana i r..,4U HUaa
rents and hangings, when, th PrpaCh Of FOUrth DOeS
thermometer is doing stunts up in
the clouds and one wants to be
amused? The answer, is, hear the
Glad-Stones. They are just the
funniest ever,
, Blversido.Park wm. b
ot jollity and gayety. the Fowrth.
and. among that Jolllest was th
"Kafofiry Progressive clubJ and
friends;, and the' entire f forrt ,
from the Portland Silk Store,
who were holding their Annual
plcuJc.
. .TheUeature ot the dajr was a
barbveue, . . v&e, victim. loemg a
lamb, ralsed'on the Kafouty fares,
butchered and prepared by Mr.
Kafoury.. II there la anything -t
Baying that "the prtot Is t
the eatlrag,- ,Mr, Kafouof U anrt
ly a good cook. v -
TheJbeach and.TdlIYS Iboarl
which is a new concession In Riv
erside park, proved to e qulto
popular with allandjno Vna no
ticed the Intense heat. ; v J
: Besides the Portland guests,
other ut of town ; cue' were;.
Miss Marie Scrpggln of E pokane.
M. L. Hanllne of Baltim re, Mr.
and Mrs. Edgar Herman f BalU-
more, Md.
v
S. P. EtMESV .
11 r ) ip Di IF
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;
Ap-
Not Reduce Numbers
General Manager Dyer. Saj($
; rviany rrreier, ta nemair,
Loyal ;tofJompany
. ' i :-i't
PORTLAND, . Or.,. July . J..
II. Dyer.; general manager ontli-
cm Pacific,' cjompany. Issue I tli
following statement San Fr inch-1
co today: '. '. !: ! . . i
Tbe nurnber of Souther t Pa-
cifle shop crafts employes la pteadV
ily Increasing.: , . At Loci Aa-.
geles, . Sacramento and: (other
pblpts many of our. forraerf shop
craft employes I who .left t thrift
wfak, commencing July (1 are re:
turning to tne service: In rizoba
our sbop crafts working- farce to-1
day is 65 pr cent of thi fqrto
normally employed, numlberlag.
more than oae-thlrd of ) those
whom the ,trike call sought' to
involi e that remained ; loyally: on
the Job since tie firsts j ',
- "It xtfeomes Increasingly evi-.
dent that. , with the exception; of
a Small , minority the employes
who left the service will tftkd ad
vantage of our offer of yesterday
whereby those who report for dui
ty promptly. will have'tlielr !e
nlorlty pension - and ; pas priri
leges restored without prejudice, .
i "After .7 a.- xnTJuly tk M 2i
those, who fail to report ior duty .
at the regular starting-time os i
a .L ill . a . a
me saiiis on wnjca iney ik wars
shall forfeit the privilege ot v
ing returned to the . service an4
their former places wilt
ered vacant and open
employed men. The)
having no effect upon
movement of oar frelgh
senger business.' ;
Warm weather and the holiday
had little or no effect on 'th
Miss Piatt has built a program, number reKlsterida at the Raiet
vrincipauy monologue, that could auto park last night. Perhaos
be worshiped without breaking they were in a hurry to get to
the second commandment; for it their destination or perhaps they
is like nothing else in the heav- wanted to be in the Salem camp
ens, on,ihe earth, or under the for the. holiday. Anvway. consld-
sea. it sparkles, it wails, it rolls eriog the intense heat the regls-
iis eyes uke a wall-eyed nigger iu tratlon last night, was heavy.
a melon patch in a hanted grave- , Those registering for the first
yard, it dances like a fairy and it tie were Mr. and Mrs.t C. EL
pounds the paving like an elo-j Reeves. Long Beach: Mr. and
phant or a policeman; it sings. It 1 Mrs. X. Blodgqtt. Summit Mr.
joshes like Artemus Ward, it lec- and Mrn. I). Shu la, Sacramento
tures u Kb-a pessimist with a face W. C. Miller. Glendera. Cat? Mr.
so long he could cat oatmeal out land Mrs. C. D. Patterson, Clovis,
of a churn. Mr. StOne has some Cal.; Mr. and Mrs.' K. S. Bosford.
Clever musical novelties, and alUndpsto: L. Thomas. Kana.-Roa
good piano accompaniment, and a I Mr. and Mrs. H. N. Williams.
million dollar "sense of humor; but jCaidwell . Idaho; Mr and Mrs.
tne puoiic ha8 jt8 eyes on the W. D. Miller. Yakima; 'Mr. and
Piatt part of the combination. And! Mrs. Vance Stueman Mr. and Mrs.
so are the Piatt eyes on the pub- James Lajoye, Eugene; J. Al
lie; they arefthe most wonderful Church, Portland; Mr. and. Mr.
eyes. Besides what they are, they E. B. Bennett, Windlin, Or. Mf.
see the beautiful things the laugh-land Mrs. P. Moody,EveTett
able things, the hopeful things of Mr. and Mrs. A. B.; McMahorJ,
life. They're worth the price of Stockton; Mr. and Mrs. W.B.
a deficit, merely to look at and Husber, Oakland; Mr. and Mrs.
through. The Piatt and Stone L. W. Perry, Lincoln, Neb.j M.
program, afternoon and evening, and Mrs. W. Barber., San Fran-
j a ecumae treat. Cisco: A.' v;arneau, uoi- abibiw.
. Herbsnun Dynamic Mr and Mrs. H. L. SUcey.; Myr-
Lifes Balance Sheet." an in- tie Point; Mr. Mason, Portland
spiratiorialeetnre; bjf Df. J. C. Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Wallingr Santa
was. me uieraxy iea-1 Monica; yv. n. ir, viuj
tore or th afternoon at the j E. Thomas. La Vera, Cal.: iV.
ChauUuqua 'Tuesday. He Is a Walcbam, Nanalmo,V B. C.J ; A
dynamic speaker, a . self-made p. Bennet, A; DInsmore. Nanat-
man wno has grown into national m0; e. Smith, Los Angeles; W
standinr as'i a" college educator Collins, Cheyenne; Mr. and &lrs.
and lecturer,, if he is didactic E w. Oppllger, Mr. and Mrs. C
and determined, and if he be- r Foster, Portland: Mr. and Mn
iieves that woman's dress ought w c Dnryea, Mr., and Mrs. y$.
to be less attanuated. he says it. Cl-. nr in d Mrs. A. R. Lot!
anJ ll Pertecuy understandable Mr and Mrs. IL J., Cassidy, . Sw-
ana - naraiy . krmable alter he
gets through wjth it. One gets a
iu.t, wuraieok. - - untramme ed
attle; A. Marston, Phoenix.
-"geoas, untrammeiea CnAort Hnr
view of life through the Herbs- Champion f SpCCCl .BOat c
man glasses. i'
-"Don t let Ceoree dot it: do It
yourself," ti the substance of his
lecture, whether applying to get
tlpg an education 0r funning bet
Overturns and Sinks
"PEORIA 'ill.; July 4.-"Peggyt
world's champion speed .boat of
705 class. , . owned , by IFred
ter: politics or? building a better l Schramm :- of Milwaukee, iWisi
business. Hi 'believes "that one j -overturned late this afternoon in
day xtheBtaii Swill sortfoa its the. races of tho Misslsslpnl boat
children far'. fcore carefully, and regatta and sank,'; The driver
; . Ef proper directional I aod .f.Taechantcian . were' .both
e eonaid-
newly ,
trike
ha usual
and ps
- '--'f i -'1
Municipal Playground " ) i'
Will be Opeft Friday
It Is a god thin that Tuesday
was the Fourth of July and all
the kids are' tired outi tor the
can't have; their municipal ptay
ground until. Friday, after It had
been promised for them today j li
opens at oclock Fruiay after
noon, ready for huslnefes. E '
The old athletic Dafk Is belnc
"robuiit from the ground up The
grass has been! mowed tbe brtfsi
grubbed the wading J pools levl
d, dressing' houses for both thf
boys and girl's ae being built ;n
some ot the latest a jvd best play
ground apparatus Is being af
stalled, i) The whirllklgs, teeters.
slides, - giant strides and other
permanent, fixed apparatus, artf
being mounted In concrete base, . v
Another iMaitRbbber V
qapturetv MlWXm
NEW v YORK, j July 4. ThJ
fourttt arrest ? In) two days1 wai
made today ta connectlon with hl
sensaUottal holdufc last year of
mall truck in . Iiower Broad waft
when, 1 securities . Talued at nM
than H,000,06oitera stolen. 1 V
prisoner gve.''iis name as JqiX
mm. m was laaewanio tur
today at a RocAaway hotel on ja
formation, supplied by a patrol
man or .wm precinct. '. , ;
JAP ATJvir REDUCED f ,
f - - . r t '
-; TOKIO. Jixlr . 4By tbe Xf
sociated ' Pr4s.) The JapanHl :
srmv will bfe reduced by a, totii
of 56.000 enlisted men, scco 5
Ing to reorganization plane! pro
posed by Ibe war office and af
preyed jb the cabinet, It was 'kt
nouncedtodaf. , ; I
.MINERS OONVENTIOX 'f !
" NELSON. B. C... July 4.Dt:
egatesj from many parts of IK
United States and Canada at tec
ad tfiet gpcnlng session herV tod a
of-the) Fourth International uv
ing convention held under the a v.
spicesf- of the British ,'Colum -
InstitOte of Mines. A large d
ilk
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v iit- ' puti hem rrifririt y.leiieatT''5Jnr ttf. 'piny fores'' vh h .fbature of l
' . j 'i tg ' T jL-1- -ycfer mcr - , ',;';C;;oaveAfon.:- .-' , 4
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