THE OREGON: STATCSIAlCSALIL. OREGON
FRIDAY! MORNING, APRIL 21, 19
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Entered at the Postoffice In Salem, Oregon, as second class matter
mittee that prepared and secured the passage of the budget
act, and he has served on many important committees, show
ing the high esteem in which he is held by his colleagues for
his honesty, ability and industry.
All these advantages the people of this district would
lose in swapping horses while crossing the stream in send
ing Mr. Norblad to commence where Mr. Hawley began his
climb a dozen years ago.'
However able Mr. Norblad may be, and no attempt will
be made to cast any insinuation-as to his lack of ability 1
or in any way to impugn his character, he. could not be of
great service to the people of this district now, compared to
the work Congressman Hawley is able and in position to do,
and which he will be sure to do; for he is in the height of his
tremendous power and inclination to, work and work hard
and long hours and faithfully, for the public good.
His life is an open book. He is a native Oregonian. His
whole record is clear and clean, made in his labors here at
home and in the councils of the nation. There is not a single
reason why there should be a change, excepting to gratify
the ambition of Mr. Norblad, which is honorable. But there
are many reasons why there should be no change now.
NORBLAD WILL TARRY AT JERICHO
; The Republicans of the First Congressional district have
no notion of swapping horses while crossing a stream ;
, And Mr. Norblad of Astoria will "tarry at Jericho till his
beard be grown." ;
, The Republicans of this district who will name a candi
date in. the primaries of next month, and the people of this
district who wilPchoose a Congressman in the election of
November, jwill name and choose Congressman Willis C.
Hawley to run and to succeed himself
; , Because they know him to be honest
Because they know him to be industrious
"Rvnnao tViov Vnivur Tilnv in Ko onrvnaafnl
; , They know he will stand up and fight, for what is right;
that he will do this in a manner that stamps him in ability
among the leaders of the popular branch of the federal law
a good judge expressed it several years ago and in fact now
among the first dozen; and that he will accomplish results.
, They know this, because he has been in action in that
"high station for nearly a dozen years, during which time he
f has been in the thick of all the great fights and great move
nients that have been before the country, with which the
"national law makers have had to do.
He has secured some $16,000,000 for public improvements
In his district in that time and $5,000,000 more are author
ized in bills now pending. i
lie oiucu in me yaosm&v ui we vuiutLiiuiiuuai ttiiiciiuxiiexi La
for the direct election of United States Senators, and for the
income tar. nrnhibltion and canal auffracrp. nnd in f ho maV.
ing of laws for the control of railroads, trusts and monop
olies ; preventing the white slave traffic, gambling in farm
products, corrupt practices; establishing national aid for
f 1 1 . a m a m '
roaas wun appropriations tnereior, postal savings oanKs,
parcel post,, federal farm loan act, vocational education,
children's bureau; laws beneficial to agriculture; assisted in
securing naval base at Astoria and the list might be ex
tended indefinitely.
. TT 1- -.' 1 1. 11 It- . A A ;t- xl-
ie is rigut u" u uie great questions, line vne protective
tariff, the merchant warine, public improvements and devel
opments; the Roosevelt highway; exclusion of Oriental and
undesirable immigration; protection of live stock and dairy
I industries; passage of American vessels toll-free through the
Panama canal; airplane patrol of forests
. In 'short,' all. legislation and movements for the good of
: the world, his country, his state and his district.
lv CongressmarCHawleyJs now a member of the most . im
portant committee 01 tne nouse, tne ways and Means com
mittee, and he is the fourth ranking member, and is in line
for chairman;. an advantage that it would be the heicrht of
folly for the, voters of this district to think of forfeiting
;that; in fact, they have no remote idea of forfeiting. Long
andiaithful service is "the only open sesame to such a com
mittee place. Mr. Hawley, while his name does not attach
to that bill- but goes to the chairman of the committee.
Congressman Fordney, was as much responsible for the form
of the nrenent tariff hill it loft tVio TTnnso umi "MV
Fordney himself. He was a member of the joint committee
that framed the federal farm loan act. and of the select corn-
Are you having your new house
antennaed for radio? Everybody's
doing it. 'i
Congressman Hawley will re
main in his place of great useful
ness to the First Oregon district.
It should be unanimous.
Great activities are ahead in the
Santiam mining district and per
haps not very far ahead. Salem
will be a mining center some day;
perhaps soon.
There are only fourteen women
lawyers in all France. The ladies
do not lay down the law to the
extent that prevails in this sweet
land of liberty.
A college professor says that
women will rule this country in
fifty years more. Why set the
date so far ahead? Don't they
come mighty near ruling it now?
resources are the funds it gets
when It writes to us to please
remit. Over in Russia they
thought government was a mag
ician and they printed bales of
money. Pretty soon the people
saw that the magic was a fraud
and now the money isn't worth
anything. ,
OF BOOKS
A Massachusetts commission
has recommended to the leeisla-
ture of that state a bill permitting oration of the beloved past, to be
Cy W. T. RIG DON
Oh books, books. y monumentk
of mind in multitudinous supply,
sweet solace of our human kind
and proofs of our immortality!
Thou wert found in stones and
running Brooks, long ere letters
had represented sounds or figured
in records of thought. Thou wert
In birds and flowers and fruiting
trees with leaves for the healing
of nations. Oh, thou art in the
flaming sword cutting and divid
ing the flying thoughts that the
truth may be put into record that
nothing of worth may be lost or
come to caught! That, nor higft.1
nor low; nor rich nor poor may
be deprived of the bountiful gen
erosity of books. That all may
feel the mighty impulse of the old
that shapes the things of the pres
ent. That all may walk through
time with the great, the noble
and the just, and feel the sympa
thetic ties that bind friends, com
rades and counsellors in a golden
bond of unity as contemporaries.
Oh, to live, to move with the
countless ages, to see the faces,
to hear the words, to feel the love
and affection and to feel the ex
perience of the patriarchs, the ad-
graph of time and emblazoned on
the tablets of Imperishable time.
Oh books, books, books! Pres
ent, past, venerable, glorious
books; how I love thy sacred com
panionship. Deaf la the ear that
never .heard hy Cmustei blln-i Is
the eye that never saw thy gleam
Inr: dead Is the. soul that never
felt the thrill of thy Inspiration
.Books, blessed, books! Linlj
In the golden chain that bind the
past with the living present and
are stretched along the highway
to. eternity.
:
aerson Injured by an automobile overawed by the music
to have a prior lien on the car
for the satisfaction of any Judg-
of the
words of Him who spake as man
never spake! These, yes these
ment that mav be secured. . Some- are only a ,ew of the exultations
body is alwayg insisting upon mak- tttal one to tne suonmesi
ing life miserable for the careless heights of enjoyment. That build
automobile driver.
FUTURE DATES
the giant edifice of thought upon
the solid foundations of the
world's beginning.
Little by little, step by step,
from the cave to the gilded man
sion, from the naked savage to
the polished statesman, from John
The rising prices and enormous
dealings in stocks in Wall street
reflects th arener&l feel in r of on-
, , .. . . I April 27, Thursday 100th AnniTerssry
umum concerning iuo u u 11 u uus-. 0f birth of U. a. Unit.
Iness condition of this country, and I
regarding the outlook for the fu
ture. The corner was turned a
while back, and things are begin
ning to go strong.
April 16 to 25 "Better Hosts" week
ia Salem.
ADril 21. Friday Dual debate at Wal
lr halt. College of Paget Sound .
Willamette nnii-ity.
Anvil 91 .miinr1 Anril 91 matinm
Dane recital, "Bottwrfliea Ball," Grand the Baptist preaching in the wll-
Xbeater, benefit1 Salem hoapitaL
April 21. Friday Company F Smoker.
April 24, Monday Prof. Pannnio tee- tabernacle with the whole world
hm . W T1 im.ltA tinivAraitw h.njhl I
uiw mm " r . ... . . i .
Profiles of Prejudice!." s p.m. I for a listening auaience, irom tne
feather and the piercing arrow to
ADril 27. Thorelday 100th anniTer-1 ho hlar Rortha frnm th hlrch
m ntMh of IT fl nrantL I
, r. . -. , . ,
April 28. Friday State tax committee canoe 10 ine incumparauie ureau-
tft meet In Salem. I tho faUKfnl KnnVa
April 29, Satnrday Hospital banquet I """S"' ' "
at Marion hotel, eyenms.
April 30 Sunday Hospital
Radio is capturing the boys in
greater numbers than any other
of their enthusiasm since the
early bicycle days, except war.
It Is raising up a generation of
young scientists and results are
bound to be important to the
whole. human race., Chioago
News. .
"The voters are red up on post
ponement," says the American
Economist, referring to the tariff
bill. They surely are, and dis
gusted to the limit. It is to be
hoped that the current proceedings
In congress mean an end to post
ponement and procrastination and
dillydallying and all other forms
of monkey business.
There is no magic in govern
ment. t Is made up of you and
me and the rest of us, associated
in various activities. Its only
Sunday ;
kirk-off of hospital fnnd campaign.
ADril SO. Sunday Blossom day.
May 1. Monday W. W. Ellsworth.
noted editor and literary nan, to address
Willamette students.
May 4. 6 and 6. Oherrian Cherrlnro.
May 5, Friday Junior play. "It Paya
to Adrertise," Willamette nniTertity.
May 5 and 6. Friday and Saturday-
Junior week-end festival at Willamette.
May 6, Saturday Founders' Day cel
ebration at Champoea.
May 12, iridiy concert by Mary;
Schults, violinist. Grand theatre. ,
May IS. Saturday Junior week-end
entertainment at O. A. C
Mar 19. FridayPrimary aleetlon.
May 19, Friday Open house, science
department of high school.
May 20, Saturday Marion County
school athletes meet.
May 26 and 27, Friday and Saturday
May Festival. Oratorio Creation Friday
ia armory; Urine pictures Satnrday nixht.
Jan 8, Saturday Automobile races.
at state lair grounds. - .
June 6. Monday Track meet. Wills!
tt and Pacifio University at Foresi,
throve.
Jnna 14. Wednesday Flar Day.
June IS, Friday High achool sradua-
tion.
June 2S-20, July 1 Coarentlon of
Oregon Fin Chiefs aasociatioa at Marsh-
field.
July t and 4 Monday sad Tuesday.
State convention of Artisans at Woodbura,
September 13, Wednesday Ore go"
Methodist conference meets in csiem.
September 11, ll and lsPudlatra
iwand-np.
September 25 SO ineleslvo Oregon
Stats Fair. -November
T. Tuesday Oeneral alee
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FLAT
WORK
Copyright, 1922, Associated Editors
The Biggest little Paper in the World
Edited by John H. Millar
made the unimpeachable records.
Books, books, books! Thou art
the stepping stone from birth to
the ultimate, flaming torches
through the vicissitudes of time
whose light shines brighter and
brighter with the perfect day
Without that light, the Indian,
the Hottentot, the Eskimo might
live In the same groveling sen
suality, alone with his whiter
neighbors but little higher In the
scale of humanity; no feeling of
the great thrills that, through
books, energize the whole living,
thinking, throbbing mind of man.
Oh books, books, books! Thou
art the reservoir, the storehouse,
from creation to eternity; the
guide-board on the world of des
tiny, the boulevard for oncoming
generations where travelers will
crowd and jostle on the highway
to knowledge. Thou art also the
receptacles for discarded notions
and wornout theories with warning
signs to the unwary. Thou art the
golden ladder that reaches to the
realms of the ethereal where one
may eit and muse among the
i stars. .
Little scraps of wisdom, little
dreamy thoughts, little visions of
- I eternity, .little gleams of destiny
of man are caught by the phono-
; A MAY DAT PAGEANT
A plain stage with a green car
tain at the back ia all that is
needed to stage a little May pa
geant using a number ot charac
ters. . -
(Enter four girls In k row. They
are wearing galoshes, and rain
coats and carrying big umbrellas.
They come to the center of the
stage.) . , .
GIRLS: April's such a rainy
month X ' .
You can't go anywhere
Unless yon have a bumbershoot.
Although, the skies are fair; ,
For sure as you're away from ,
home
The skies will turn to gray
Annd bucketstul of rain descend ,
To spoil another day.
. FIRST GIRL: April's such a
' rainy month,
My hat is Just a sight. -
SECOND GIRL: And . all the
curl has left my hair ,
X simply look a fright.
TI IIRD GIRL: Those slippers
' that I cherished so
With mud are caked and brown.
FOURTH GIRL: And every
time a picnic's planned -The
rain comes pouring down.
(Enter April, a tall girl In a
flowing gray gown. The four girls
step backwards, as April comes to
ma iron 1. 1 ,
APRIL: April Is too name I'm
-called; : -$ --r'-r
I'm not Well liked, It's true, '
Because you never stop to count
The good things that I do.'"
(April, Waves her hand, and
lour. rain, drops,' girls In gray
dresses and with silver paper caps,
scamper in, hand in hand.)
RAIN DROPS: We're the drops
of April rain r -
That play such naughty tricks;
We bring tha misty, molsty air
And form the mud that sticks.
But that la not the only thing
That we can do, you see.
s For were it not lor April rain
No blossoms would there be.
(The rain drops scamper off
again. Then the first c rain drop
returns, hand . in hand with a
girl In violet-colored ; crepe paper
dressed to represent a violet)
A. FIRST RAIN DROP: Violets,
violets, blooming in the
':'- spring. ": V
Hiding in the marsh or mossy',"
; dells. 1 .
(Enter second v rain drop and
daffodil.) ;.. ' .
SECOND RAIN DROP: Daffo
dils, daffodils, blooming In
. the spring.
See them ring their dainty golden
bells.
(Enter. . third rain drop and
crocus.) : . :':.. ,
THIRD RAIN DROP: Crocuses,
crocuses, blooming in the
spring.
They're such gay and blithesome
little flowers.
(Enter fourth rain drop and
red tulip.)
FOURTH RAIN DROP: Tulips
bright, tulips bright, bloom
ing in the spring.
With a cup to catch the gentle
showers. r ; -' '--..
(Enter May In bright blue
Iress with flower wreath in her
hair.)
MAY: Did my friend, sweet
. April, call,
laying, .''Time for May"?
Tor after all it's prll calls:
To life the flowers gay.
(April and 'May join hands at
the front of the stage. Girls, rain
irops, and flowers form a circle
about them.) -.- , 4
GIRLS: We can stand the April
, showers,
For soon they'll pass away,' -. -
As smiles come chasing after
tears; ' -
ALL: All hail to lovely May!
pi
I know two twins who are so
much alike that they borrow
money from themselves without
knowing It.
ONE REEL YARNS
f 4
THE SACRED COW
HIS is the story
of the Sacred
Cow and the Boy
who didn't know
any better.
Now it's easy
enough tl tell
about .the Sacred
Cow, for ever
since she could
remember she
had lived. In state in the temple
yard, but there's much more to
the story of the Boy who didn't
know any better. His mother
worked as cook in the Louner
family.
The Roy had tumbled around
the house and grown up with the
Louner puppies and the Louner
horses. And when one day his
mother, who had never -paid
much attention to him anyway
went off and never came back, he
stayed on. -
i nd when old Mr. Bolton Louner
got an appointment to. represent
his country in the court of a far
eastern prince, j he took the boy
along. . , ' :
So that -wasthow he- happened
on the Sacred Cow. 'He felt sorry
for ths Cow, standing all alone in
the , little square before the tem
ple. He didn't know it was a Sa
cred Cow. guarded by the temple
priest, and no one dared touch
her.-.. Once the boy put his hand
over the fence to pat her on the
nose, but the priest came out and
called to him in strange words, so
he decided the old man was par
ticular about the cow, and after
that he visited the cow when no
one was looking, taking her hay
from the Louner stable.
Then one day Mr Louner came
to 'the Boy, " looking very much
worried. "One of the guards o(
the palace . has - reported to the
Prince," he said, "that yon were
seen , taking hay to the Sacred
Cow last night."
The Boy looked puzzled.' Then
I -"SSd MEAT CAUSE OF
sSjill KIDNEY TROUBLE
Mia. I J alT V pvA ft T- s i ii i - hi-
Take Salts to flush Kidneys li
Back Hurt or Bladder
bothers.
he said, "Oh, you mean that poor
old cow in front of the funny place
on the corner? Sure I took her
hay. The guy that keeps her gets
money to buy her hay from some
wheres and be has the hay
brought In, all right, but he
sneaks it out back at night and
sells it cheap to some of the sta
blemen of the English families
here. I've seen It.' The poor old
cow's about half starved. I like
her." ,
'So Mr. Louner told the story to
the prince, and the prince set spies
to watch the priest, and the end
of it was that the old priest dis
appeared, the Sacred Cow got
plenty of hay and grew fat and
contented, and the Prince gave a
ring all set with jewels to the Boy
who didn't know any better.
TODAY'S PUZZLE
Fill the second blank In each
sentence with a word using the
same letters used in the word
which fills ths first blank:-"-1.
rabbits are often raised for
"Alice attended many in the
Answer to yesterday's: s-nip-e.
- Real lTlnees V
Mother: Don't yon Jhink we
had better send for the, doctor?"
Father: "Oh no, Jimmy has
Celt ill before and got over It.. .
. Mother (anxiously): - "But
never on a holiday."
It you must have your meat ev
ery day.' eat it, but flush your
kidneys with salts occasionally.
says a noted authority who tells
us that meat forms uric acid
which almost paralyses the kid
neys In their efforts to expel ii
from the blood. They v become
sluggish and weaken, then you
suffer with a dull misery in the
kidney region, sharp pains In the
back or sick headache, dizziness
your stomach sours, tongue is
coated and when the weather is
bad you have rheumatic twinges.
The urine gets cloudy, full or
sediment, the channel often gets ;
sore and Irritated, obliging you tc
seek relief two or three times dur
ing the night
To neutralise these Irritating
acids, to cleanse the kidneys and
to flush off the body's urinous
waste get four ounces of Jad
Salts from any pharmacy here r
take a tablespoonful in a glass o'
water before breakfast for a few
days and your kidneys will the"
act Tne. This famous salts is
made from the acid of grapes nd
lemon juice, combined with lithia.
and has been used for genera
tions to flush and stimulate slug
gish kidneys, also to neutralize
the acids in urine, so it no longer
irritates.. thus ending , bladder
weakness. i
- Jad , Salts Is inexpensive: can
not injure, and makes a delight
ful effervescent ' u lithla-water
drink, AdV. -n
Cute Little
Novelty
Kerchiefs
25c and 35c
Smart are these little
squares of colored linen
neatly embroidered in one
corner.
. ,e.3a3aT .
Dame Fashion Says Ear-rings!
and ear-rings it must be
The Vogue tor Jewelry
The black and white vogue finds
delightful expression in the cut jet
and crystal jewelry so smartly in
evidence. Crystal in high col
ors is also a favorite for neck
laces, bracelets and ear-rings,
without; which Milady, of
Fashion feels but indifferent-
r
ly dressed this season. ;.
Beads at 59c, 75c up to $7 JO a string
Ear-rings 79c up to $238 a pair
Handbags $2J0 upto.$7-50
French Flower Bouteniers 39c up
to 69c each
Rhinestone Bar Pins 75c up to $2 JO
Fancy Hat Pin Ornaments 98c, $1 25
Bracelets 75c and $lMj2achV r
There's always something new - coming into our
store daily. - .. ' '
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We pay the postage or express
on each order within a radius of
a hundred miles'.
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with orders of $2.00
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Blue Ribbon Flour, 49 pound sack
Barton's Bacon, per pound . ...
Barton's Lard, put up in pound packages.
Mustard, per bottle
6 medium Dill Pickles
Sweet Pickles, per pint
Diamond W Coffee, per pound
Peaberry Cbffee in bulk, per pound
Cocoa, per pound u,
White Wonder Soap, per bar
Old Dutch Cleanser
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