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At the mass meetincr of all pt-
servlce men held last night at the
armory, with the American lesion
acting jointly with the Veterans
of Foreign Wars as hosts, the ex
service men voted unanimously,
save for one man, in favor of the
loan feature of the soldier aid
bill that will be voted on by the
people at the special election on
June 7.
The vote waa first called for all
those to rise who favored and in.
tended to select the cash bonus
feature of the bill. Not a man in
the hall arose. So to make it cer
tain and sure the vote was then
called for all those who intended
to avail themselves of the' loan
feature. Every veteran present
save one came to his feet. The
lone man aaid he did not intend
to take either benefit as he did
not need it.
Thia fact, thus demonstrated,
that the veterans intend to de
velop Oregon as well as benefit
.themselves, is of vital importance
to the Intelligent voter for he In
stantly realizes that the passage
of the soldier aid act will insure a
period of great industrial and
building development Tor the
state at large. It will mean re
claimed farms, it will mean the
wolfing of the housing problem in
this commonwealth, it will raise
to a higher stanrad the citizenship
or Oregon by making the returned
soldier. sedf-supportlng, self-re-
- TL .e'tlsen and taxpayer.
.The plana go on apace for the
Krand finale of soldier loan week
. Saturday night. A telegram was
received last night from the Hilt
Fireworks company - of Seattle,
who furnished the fireworks for
the "Battle of the Argonne" pre
sented by the American legion
here last fair tlme, saying they
were sending fcy express sufficient
fireworks for two days with their
compliments, These fireworks
will fit in with 'the committles
plans, to end the week in a blaze
of glory with red fire, a military
band and air the "fixing" neces
sary for .a- grand political rally.
The culmination of the week's en
deavor' will be the open air mass
meeting for the general public at
State and Liberty streets Satur
day Bight at S o'clock. Justice
Lawrence Harris of the supreme
court (has promised to .be the
speaker of the evening and a spe
cial platform will be erected - to
carry bis voice to the vast crowd
which fis expected, ,. ,
The veterans at the armory last
alght found 'much to be enthus
iastic over. Reports from all over
the state were received and It is
Bow evident that the soldier loan
and bonus measure is going over
big in every canty inthe state.
Estimates, ranged from 3 to 1 to
. 4 to 1. Marlon county generally
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THE OREGON STATESMAN, SALEM. OREGON
considered by old politicians as
the hardest county in the state
to carry in a matter involving a
financial consideration, has always
been foremost In patriotic fervor
and willingness to carry its fair
share of any meritorious burden,
and this added to the now known
fact that the ex-service man plans
to borrow money by taking the
loan instead of taking the cash
bonus.' and thus do his share to
develop Oregon as well as bene
fit himself makes the predictions
heard on the streets that Marin
county will carry 3 to 1, or better,
a matter of moral certainty.
MEMBER OF GRAND
JURY GETS LIQUOR
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they violate any law. An officer
is not empowered with discrimin
ation, to allow some violators to
trn unpunished and arrest others.
That is not for him to regulate.
"Any member of the grand Jury
has 9, fright to call in law enforce
ment otncern, and to ascertain as
to what they know regarding con
ditions, and to find out if ther?
has beenr any neglect as to appre
hending law breakers. If there :
any such neglect by the county or
state officers, they should be dis
missed from office through the
regular courses of th law.
I'gly Report It-Hved
"It has been reported that city
patrolmen have been instructed to
stay out of certain alleys before
12 o'clock at night and that the
bootleggers have gone so far a3
to sell liquor to high scnooi noys.
"If there is any truth to these
reports the culprits should be ap
prehended. If there is not. the
public should know that they are
slander." 8
DARK QUARTER OF
TULSA DREARY PLACE
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known, as a number of ne
groes ) perished in the flames,
which consumed the entire ne
gro district, which formerly
housed about 13,000 negroes.
Razed Area Wide.
The razed area begins near a
station of the St. Louis A San
Francisco railroad at Boston ave
nue, scene of theeaviest of . the
fighting today, continuing east
along the railroad extends to
Pearl avenue, north along Pearl
to a point half a mile outside the
city limits, west t Cincinnati ave
nue, south on Cincinnati to Ixw
"ell, for a short distance west on
Lowell i to Boston, and then south
on Boston. The area covers a
space la the shape of an L.
A-few feeble blames lighted up
sections of the burned waste to
night, while a ew walls rise
against a background of smould
ering debris. v '
fcitiiofr Owler Control.
Thousands of negroes and their
families, however, fled to the city
and it is reported some have
taken refuge in Bartlesvllle, Ok la,
t( "Ve;i have the situation well
under control. Adjutant General
Barrett said tonight. "We don't
anticipate further rioting, al
ttiniieh Tinthintr has Keen over
looked lias a protection against Its
recurrence. With Tulsa under
martial; law we expect to see a
as m my day
The Camel idea wasn't born then. It was the
exclusive expert Camel blend that revolutionized
cigarette smoking.
That Camel blend of choice Turkish and Domestic
tobaccos hits just the right spot It gives Camels such
mellow mildness and fragrance I
The fifst time I smoked Camels I knew they were
made fox me. I knew they were the smoothest, finest
cigarette! in the world, at any price.
Nobody can tell me anything different
rapid readjustment of condi
tions." Kvents Come Fast.
Events piled fast on each other.
Dawn brought with it reports of
shooting throughout the negro
section, followed by a mounting
casualty list, burning of the ne
gro quarter, arrival of national
guardsmen and finally martial
law.
Prompt medical attention was
clven wounded at hospitals and
dressing stations. Civic organi
zations and citizens who volun
teered their services cared for the
nero refugees to whom ice water
and sandwiches were served. Spe
cial care was given to the infirm
and a call was sent to nearby
towns for nurses.
The early fighting gave way
to sporadic firing later and by
noon the city was quiet and of
ficials declared the situation in
hand. Later, however, scattered
firing acain was heard.
CoimniMftion Named.
Firing of the negro section
drove residents out by the hun
dreds. They rushed from their
homes through the flames shout
ing "Don't shoot." Placed under
cuard. they were - collected In
hastily improvised detention
camps. By afternoon it was esti
mated 6000 negroes were under
guard. A military commission
was appointed to determine their
status.
Adjutant General C. F. Barrett
of the Oklahoma national guard
was placed in command of the
situation about noon by Governor
Robertson, who telegraphed the
cenerai that he had invoked mar
tial law and was holding him re
sponsible for "maintenance of
order, safety of lives and protec
tion of property."
Cus Is Vague.
He was directed to "do all
things necessary to attain these
objects" It was estimated that
the general had 300 or more
guardsmen at his disposal sta
tioned at strategic points.
The trouble Is supposed to have
originated in connection with the
arrest of Dick Rowland, negro,
who is alleged to have attacked
an orphan girl.
After crowds of negroes had
marched by the county pail last
night, where Rowland was con
fined, authorities spirited him
out of the city early today.
Following the firing of the
first shot about 10 o'clock last
night at Sixth and Boulder, the
fighting spread. At one time two
thousand armed white men were
reported to have engaged the ne
groes. Trains Fired On.
Railroad stations were the
scene of several encountrs and a
number of casualties resulted
when trains were fired upon.
Women and children huddled to
gether in the stations, seeking
safety behind marble slabs of
wainscoting.
With the arrival of guardsmen
early today, reinforcing the local
national guard, a cordon was
thrown about the negro quarter
and an effort made to force the
surrender of the negroes. Citi
zoQi "and 'members of the police
force joined with the guardsmen
in the work.
Negroes captured during the
night were declared by the author
ities to have been active comba
tants. They were held under
close guard at the police station
Today decision to round up all fu
gitives and non-combatants was
made.
Detention Camp Formed
When Convent'on hall was fill-
cigarette
s
ed. McNulty baseball park was
turned into a detention camp It
was estimated that 2,000 refugees
and prisoners were being held at
Convention hall and 3,600 at the
baseball park. Lanes of armed
men and guardsmen patrolled tha
negroes.
Twenty-four negro riot prison
ers were in jail. Fire Chief B, C.
Adler declared it was impossible
for his men to get . their equijr
ment into the negro quarter to
fight the flames, asserting "it
would mean a fireman's life to
turn a stream of water on one of
those negro buildings," alleged to
have been "t on fire by band ot
armed jfilJite men. For a time
white residence sections were endangered-
Under, orders of General Bar
rett all citizens are being searched
for arms.
Negroes Herded in Park"
About 5,000 negroes were herd
ed tonight in the fair grounds
east of the city under protection
o national guardsmen. They
were gathered there from all parts
of the city where they sought ref
uge. I
Hundreds of homeless negroes
who fled to the country were drift
ing back tonight. They came
afoot and in wagons carrying what
few household possessions they
could escape with.
Crowds Cjf several hundred, re
sembling refugees in the war sone
in France, could be seen trudging
back toward Tulsa.
Food Provided
The negroe- at the fair grounds
were being cared for and fed un
der the direction of a committee
composed of prominent citizens.
The body was also' charged with
investigating the riots and fixing
responsibility. At a meeting to
day several members votced the
criticism of the action of white
men who wilfully destroyed pro
perty owned by negroes and ren
dered thousands homeless.
From shortly before JO o'clock
last night, when the first firing
began near the court house until
late this morning, the city pre
sented a scene of wild disorder.
Hundreds of automobiles bearing
armed white men raced about the
buisiness district.
The heaviest fighting occurred
idnirht and 6 a. m.
when several pitched battles with
I. . . i a -..asm
hundreds on eacn si '
in the negro quarter.
Fight Occur In Church
One of the hottest engagements
occurred in a negro church whers
about 50 negroes had barricaded
themselves.
Several massed attacks were
launched against the church but
each time the attackers had to
fall back under the ffre of the ne
groes. Finally a torch was ap
plied to the church forcing out
the ocenpanta who fixed "
ran. Severa. negroes were killed.
Large white crowds invaded the
negro district shooting- their way
through. Some time after mid
night the negro district was ureu
and at dawn it lay a seething
mass of ruins.
Officials estimate that more
than 25 separate fires were set.
One JCegro Free
Only one negro walks the
streets ot Tulsa tonight unham
pered or without a guard.
He is Barney Cleaver, a negro
deputy sheriff, and well regarded
by both whites and negroes. Not
a rioter has turned a hand against
the neace-loving negro.
riaver has been instrumental
in rottinr hundreds ot his race to
disarm and seek refuge under pro
tection of the troops.
Dead Are listed.
a check of the morgues tonight
showed eight known white dead.
They were:
Walter Daggs, local manager oi
the Pierce Oil corporation.
Arthur James, wynona, una.
Cleo Shumate, Tulsa, son of
Mrs. William Ingerstroll, Needa-
sa. Kan.
Karl D. IoUpoch; Tulsa.
Man identified as F. M. Barker,
Haviland, Kans., who carried an
identification card with the name
of Norman GUlard, Tulsa.
Homer C. Clyne. 16. Tulsa.
S. J. Withrow, 19, Tulsa.
Unidentified man about 40
years old.
Contractors Warned
OKMULGEE. Okla., June 1.
Contractors in charge of construc
tion of a seven-story building
here today were warned to dismiss
from their employ all negroes
when a notice signed "Commit
tee" was found tacked to the
fence around the excavation for a
basement here late today. The
notice reads that "something will
be done" if the order Is not ob
served. Kro Ministers Plead
MUSKOGEE. Okla., June 1.
Negro ministers and representa
tive businessmen of their race to
night joined in an appeal to Mus
kogee negroes to "pledge our-;
selves on the side .of law and or
der" and "refrain from undue as
sembly and Intemperate speech."
The rioting at Tulsa is described
in the appeal as "tragic and de
plorable." Irgtoner Form Guard.
BARTLESVILLE. Okla.. June
1. Scores of the negroes who
fled from Tulsa today arrived in
Bartlesvllle late today and to
night. Members of the American le
gion have formed a guard over
about 200 refugees, among them
women and children, who were
a At- I a m am
i imrn to me cuy para tor tne
night.
Man 0' War's Record is
Broken by Audacious
NEW YORK. June 1 n Am
erican one-mile horse racing rec
ord of 1 minute. 3' 3-V econl
was set today by Audacious In
winning the Mineola handicap at
Belmont park. The prevjous rec
ord, a fifth of a second slower,
was held by the famous Man
O'War.
XW.H TO GRANGE MKTTIMi
Ralph Hamilton of Fossil, Or.,
sloped in Salem for a few days
on his way to the meeting of th?
rUte grange at Eugene this- week.
He visited at the W. H. Byers
home while In Salem. Mr. Ham
ilton is master of the grange in
his district.
SALEM HIGH TO
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Baseball Game in Portland
Today Will Be For State
Championship
Salem high school baseball men
will go to Portland today to play
the Columbia university nine on
the Columbia athletic field tor
the state interscholastic high
school championship.
Columbia has played college
teams, athletic clubs and high
schools. They have defeated all
of the schools in their class and
last week won from Lincoln hgh
school, Portland, thereby giving
them the leadership in the Port
land league. Out of the 20 (jalnes
in which they have played: Col
umbia has won 15. Salem has
won 9 out of 10.
Saturday (no matter what the
result is today) Columbia will
come to Salem for a game on the
local field.
Those making the trip today
with Coach Hendricks are AbIi
by. Caughill. Dave Adolph. Rex
Adolph, Brown. Armstrong, Moon,
Frank Reinhart, Roland Relnhart,
Mormon, Dailey, Thompson and
Jones.
JERSEY BREEDERS
Marion Jersey Breeder On
Leave Early to Join Car-
avan near Perrydale
Tillamook with Its $1000-an-acre
dairy farm, its 900 regis
tered Jerseys and 30 cheese fac
tories, will greet the Third Orego.i
Jersey Jubilee visitors tonight.
Four of the Tiilamookers. Dr.
J. E. Reedy. F. K. Blackadar. W
D. Pine and N. F. Baker, are in
Salem, arriving Wednesday after
noon to pilot the Marion county
Jersey breeders to the assembly
point, the famous Lynn Jersey
farm at Perrydale, Polk county.
The four men, all of whom are
deeply interested in some branch
of the dairy or breeding business
In Tillamook, are walking encyclo
pedias of The Milky way, which
la the road to and around Tilla
mook. It may interest other Jersev
breeders who have been sand
bagged by the huge milk produc
tion figures ot some other breeds
to know that 65 per cent of all the
more than $2,000,000 worth of
cheese produce annually In Tilla
mook, is made from Jersey milk.
The huge spotted cows that give
enough milk, at every milking to
swim themselves In. haven't ever
made a hit in Tillamook, which is
the dairy center of the whole
world, say the Tiilamookers on
tour. There are 17,000 dairy cat
tle in their country, most of which
are Jerseys, though a good many
eligible to registry are njt regis
tered because, of indifference so
long as they produce the milk.
A number of Marlon county
Jersey breeders will go on the
tour, it is understood. The start
will be made from the Statesman
office on South Commercial street
at 10 o'clock. The tour is for
three days, ending with a great
clambake on the beach near Til
lamook. CLi
Memorial Service Held for
Dr, Preus, Late Head of
Church College
SILVERTON", Ore., June 1.
The nerwegian Lutheran church
of America. Pacific division, clos
ed its annual 'meeting here today,
after a session lasting nearly a
week. The old officers will hold
over for another session, and the
place for the next annual meeting
will be determined by the -executive
committee, with San Fran
cisco Indicated as the probable
meeting place.
One of the last actions of the
conference was to hold memorial
services for the late Dr. C. J.
Preus. president of Luther college
Decorah, la., the leading college of
the Norwegian church. Dr. Preus
died May 28, and was buried to
day, according to telegraphic dis
patches. He was one of the big
men of the Norwegian church of
America.
Rev. Odd Gornltzka of Seattle,
delivered the closing address, on
"The Reward of the Laborer."
Resolutions wetre passed,
thanking the Community club and
the city of Silverton for the many
courtesies shown the visitors dur
ing their stay In the little OreKon
town. "Rev. Mr. Roseland and
George Hendrickson. both resl-
i dentjastors of Silverton. and the
' former the secretary of the synod.
coming to Silverton to hold a
meetinr of such magnitude.
All the visitors, almost 1000 In
number, left today for their
homes.
Booth-Kelly Mills at
Work After Four Month
PORTLAND. June 1. Reopen
ing of logging and sawmill oper
ations by the Booth-Kelly organ
ization at Wendling. Or., and
Springfield. Or., was. renorted to
the local office of the Loyal Le
gion of Loggers and Lumbermen
PI M' CO
ON JAUNT TODAY
LUTHERANS
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ANNUAL SE
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THURSDAY MORNING, JUNE 2, 1921
as beginning today. The mills
will be operating full force. More
than 4 00 men are said to' be em
ployed when the organization is
in full operation.
Iteport Denied
EUGENE, June 1. The Booth
Kelly sawmills at Wendling and
Springfield, Or., will not reopen
soon, said A. C. Dixon, manager
of the company, tonight when
shown the Associated Press dis
patch from Portland to that ef
fect. Mr. Drxon said the report
probably was started by the fact
that a crew of 60 men was put to
work in one logging camp above
WTendling today to get. out a lot
of logs already down in order to
avoid fire risk .
Pilot of Governor Loses
License for One Year
SEATTLE, June 1. Suspen
sion for one year of the license of
Captain H. H. Marden, pilot of the
steamship Governor, wnicn was
rammed and sunk off Point Wil
son. April 1, with the loss of eight
lives, announced today by the lo
cal board of the United States
steimboat inspection service, dis
posed of the last of the charges
brought against officers of the
Governor, in connection with the
investigation of the disaster.
Captain Marden was charged
with inattention to the duties of
his station. .-.
Similar charges against Second
Officer Ernest Shellenberger and
Third Officer Arne Hage, were
dismissed and both officers exon
erated. Hearing of Captain John Alwen,
master of the freighter West
Hartland, which rammed the Gov
ernor, was not resumed today
but -it is expected to be called at
an early date for the examination
of one more witness. Captain Al
wen is charged by the steamboat
Inspectors with negligence.
BlriEBTESl
WILEM
Maarion Jersey Breeder on
Field Staff of Agricul
tural College
Rex Palmer, representing the
field butter testing department of
the agricultural college at Cor
vallis, was a Salem visitor Tues
day. Mr. Palmer is engaged in
breeding Jersey cattle at Marion,
but Is on the college field staff
that carries the experimental work
to the farmers all over the state.
Mr. Palmer says there has meen
some weedlng-out of theb Jersey
herds, so. that the stock now kept
for breeding represents only the
highest standard of individual ex
cellence. He does not have at
hand the figures showing either
the average yield or cream per
centage for a long period of years,
but he is confident that both are
being steadily increased. The
Oregon Jersey cow. luxuriantly
fed and free from the bitter cold
that makes livestock raising more
hazardous in some colder coun
tries, is both larger and stronger
than those of the breed in almost
any other state. There are more
Jersey records in Oregon than in
any other state, and they are Just
now beginning to pyramid them
selves as the tested Oregon strains
are being developed to their best.
Guernsey cattele are having a
great vogue at the present time.
The breeders, being able to sell
almost anything that wears the
Guernsey label or name, have not
picked their stock so carefully as
is being done by the Jersey
breeders. There are a number of
excellent herds In the state.
There are 12 cow-testing asso
ciations in Oregon, and from 8 to
12 testers are kept In the field all
the time. They rotate in their
districts so that the work is al
ways being checked up by a new
man.
Rotarians Hear Explanation
Of All Bills to Be Voted
On June Seven
Soldiers relief bills and straw
berries were amonz the tnnira
cussed at the weekly meeting of
ine notary club, at Its luncheon
Wednesday.
The relief bill was discussed by
Walter Denton, who took up the
loan features and declared that
with the loan money going back
into improvement and business,
it would pay heavy returns to the
state. F. G. Deckebach contrast
ed the Oregon loan bill with the
Washington cash bonus, which has
many objectionable features as
compared with what Oregon will
vote on June 7.
Thomas B. Kay spoke briefly of
all the measures on (hp inocini
tallot. approving of each in suc
cession me marriage bill he
held to 1(6 esneclallv imnnrtanl
as the court and medical records
ami the penitentiary and asylum
reports show the lamentable out
come of the Indiscriminate mar.
rylng that the bill aims to pro-
niDit.
He said that the woman's jury
rervlce bill ought to pass, not so
much that he especially wanted
Mich a measure, but that the
reason given by the one woman
member of the Oregon legisla
ture was unassailable that it
ought to be pu on the books so
that the women couldn't be dis
satisfied because It wasn't there.
Mr. Kay spoke at length on the
measure to allow the governor to
apprve or reject certain part of
any le&Ulatlve measure, without
BALLOT MEASURES
HEARD
AT L ICR
ENGLISH MAGNATES
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si. rnnnni. Guthrie and Frederick Benson, who are la America a
member of an English financial committee to finance an sight mulioa
dollar timber tend project In British Columbia, covering 4 Ot suare'mflas
of rich timber land. Sir Guthrie wis formerly British Minister of .Ship
ping, and Frederick Benson Is a noted English banker. f
having either to swallow vicious
provisions by aproval or kill es
sential good things because other
parts of the bill were toad. He
instanced especially the road bill
before the last legislature, which
was held by the governor to be
such in certain features that he
could nt approve it; yet it had
provided for certain truck reg
ulations for highway service,
without which regulations the
state roads are going to suffer
terrible loss because of mercenary
misuse of the highways that now
have no regulation to cover their
needs.
William Gahlsdorf gave a brief
report or the recent Rotary visit
to McMinnville, when a charter
was granted to the McMinnville
boosters.
J
IDE BY WHEAT
Absence of Old Crop and
Decrease, in New Causes
Sharp Advance
CHICAGO, June 1. With next
to no reserve of old wheat left in
the United States visible supply,
wheat tradders , grappled today
with an authoritative showing
that the size of the new winter
crop has shriveled 29,000,000
bushels, perhaps 33,000,000 bush
els, during th lagt month. Largely
as a result, tne price or July wheat
made a skyrocket flight today;
surpassing any previous quotation
for July; this season.
The acme for the day was
reached at $1,371-2, Just nine
cents above yesterday's close. Few
speculators, appeared, to have the
hardihood to take the bear side
and in the absence of such oppo
sition, prices - most of the time
were bouyant despite much profit
taking by longs.
Exporters and millers gave
signs oi concern as to the appar
ent curtailment of production
The crop damage indicated, chief
ly in the southwest, has been due
to a great degree to abnormal
weather.
War Risk Policies Are
Test in Seattle Court
SEATTLE, June 1. Compfalnt
in an action seeking to compel re
instatement by the bureau of war
risk .insurance of a policy car
ried by Gub G. Jensen, a former
service man. and alleged to have
been cancelled arter Jensen's
death, was filed In federal court
this afternoon by J, II. Dean,
chairman of the hospitalization
committee of Rainier-Noble post.
American legion. In behalf of Mrs.
Gunhilde Jensen,' mother of Gus
Jensen.
The action is In the nature of
a test suit, and will affect hun
dreds of war risk insurance poli
cies throughout the United States,
Mr. Dean said.
fi The war risk bureau, the com
plaint alleges, accent nt Unnann
a disabled 'soldier, for reinstate-J
mem in tne amount of $6000 on
a policy that had previously
lapsed through non-nayment of
premiums. Jensen, according to
the complaint, paid seven premi
ums in the belief that he was pro
tecting his mother in event of
his death. He contracted tuber
culosis and died last April. The
bureau,. the complaint alleges, af
ter accepting the seven premiums,
cancelled the policy a month af
ter Jensen's death and returned
the amount of the premiums to
Mrs. Jensen on the ground that
Jensen had been rated totally
and permanently disabled prior
to his application -for reinstate
ment. WHY, IXDKED?
Mrs,. Smarte beJIeved in being
In the fashion. More, if she could
forestall "the latest" by even half
fJ e-ya3a,fe?PCJ.woman.
. Iter husband was getting sick
ROCKET
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HERE SEEKING LOAN.
of it. He didn't mind a vtau
looking attractive, but when it
cime to his wife his wife!- be
coming the talk of the neighbor
hood, he drew the line. ,
So, one morning when she ap
peared before him in the newest
addition to her -wardrbe ;evea
more wierd and wonderful 'than
usual, he mage.a casual remark:
"One thing always puszlea mt?
he said. i
"What's that, dear?"(asked the
lady in an uninterested voice, as
she gazed Into the mirror and
wondered. if her' gown' was hang
ins sufficiently crooked at the
back to be really smart.
"Why Is - a scarecrow always
represented as being a mant" re
torted the wretch unfeelingly.
London Answers. " '
THE TRAINED MEMORY
. A middle-aged suburbanite,
over-taken on bis Saturday after
noon stroll by a youog marriei
friend whom he knew was taking
a., memory training course, - in
quired as to the progress he wai
making. ; 'V
"Doing fine?v was the reply.
"Fill your pipe from my pones
and I'll tell yon while we peram
balate.
But the last word was hardlj .
uttered when he made a right
about face and returned at' thl
double on his tracks. In the eve '
ning the middle-aged one called
to return the pouch. ' f
, "Thanks." smiled the owner. !
suppose you wonder, why I left
you so. abruptly. Law of assocla. :
tiori- worked beautifully, f Ts
wrord tobacco, followed J7'pef-
ambulate,' reminded me of some
thing." -I
"Important?" , ' .
"Well yes. Don't breathe i
word to the wife. I'd left the per-,
ambulator outside the tobaccon-'
ist'a and the baby was in itll-
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HIS OWN DIAGXOSIS
A sergeant - at - Columbus bar-V
racks who held a captaincy daring
th war relates his experience in
the period of emergence. While
a taptaln at Camp Dodge, Ia he
had the job of organising a col
ored battalion. Mustering them
for roll call one evening he missed .
One of them. After the duty was
performed he strolled over to the
dispensary and found the missing
one. He was in a woeful state
and was waiting for service. A
nurse who was dispensing PS
Jamas to the patients taraea
abruptly to him and put the Q"i
tion. "Have yon pajamas?
Quickly the colored man respond
ed in rolling syllables, "Oh. no. j
mam newhonia" ColumW j
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