r ifv r THE OREGON STATESMAN. SALEM, OREGON rWfV TUESDAY MORNINGMAPRIISI 19,' r192i on Statesman nn? JLjUtiP11 EPt Monday by (Pnrt,.. Commercial St., Salem. Oregon (Portland Office, 704 Spalding Building. Phone Main 1116) MEMBER OF TIIE ASSOCIATED TREKS licatlon JVnH U exclusively entitled to the use for repub- 1 f thE !r .D",dl,PttCe Credlted to 11 or not otherwiae credited 10 this paper and also the local news published herein. R. J. -Hendricks. Stephen A. 8tone. Ralph Olorer . ... . Frank Jaakoskl . . Manager . . Managing Editor Cashier Manager Job Dept. would be intolerable enough. But, since lie has raised the issue, let us see what his service to his country consisted of. Brother-in-law West was lawyer and lobbyist at Wash ington for the Spruce division and the timber interests. It it no secret that he amassed a fortune through his war ef forts. , . If the men who served in the army are cowards, certain ly the last man who should raise the cry is the manwho was feathering his nest as a spruce lobbyist while 50,000 Ameri can boys were paying the supreme sacrifice overseas. Panama has not formally de clined to accept the Hughes award relating to the Costa Rica boundary situation. She is think ing about it. Panama will accept DAILY STATESMAN, served by carrier in Salem and suburbs, 15 ' Centl week. 65 cents mnnth DAILY STATESMAN, by mail, in advance, $6 a year. $3 for six!11 Tisht, but her pride must be - : tor three months. 60 cents a month, in llarion ana Polk counties; outside of these counties. $7 a year, 13.50 for six months, Jl. 75 for three months, 60 cents a month. When .to Pld in advance. 50 cents a year additional. THE PACIFIC HOMESTEAD, the great western weekly farm paper. T.. be ,ent year 10 anyone paying a year in advance to the Daily Statesman. .SUNDAY STATESMAN $1.50 a year; 75 cents for six months; 40 cents for three months; 25 cents for 2 months; 15 cents for one month. WEEKLY STATESMAN, Issued in two six-page sections. Tuesdays and Fridays, $1 a year (if not paid in advance, $1.25); 50 I cents for six months; 25 cents for three months. TELEPHONES: Business Office. 23. Circulation Department, 583 Job Department, 583 Society Editor, 106 Entered at the Postoffice in Salem. Oregon, as second class matter. catered to. The canal toll exemption issue looms before the special pesnlon of congress. That might be tak en up after the tariff and other more important things are dis posed of. What ex-President Wilson thinks of the book of his former secretary of state has so far been onfined to a large volume of blank pages. Possibly Woodrow is too full for utterance. INSULTING 3,000,000 BRAVE MEN ; It isn't surprising at all that Oswald West, former Gov ernor of Oregon, should rally bitterly and furiously to the defense of his brother-in-law, political protege, former cam paign manager and present representative, Ben W. Olcott, acting Governor of Oregon. ! That is only natural. ''.1 Os owes a great deal to Ben and Ben owes a great deal to Os. I And besides Os expects to owe a great deal more to Ben before the last vestige of that erstwhile Wesf-Chamberlam Olcott hybrid Democratic nonpartisan political machine is broken up. I As it will be, the first time the people of Oregon, who have had his accidency. Ben Olcott foisted upon them by rea Son of the lamentable death of James Withycombe a few months after the people had repudiated, by so overwhelming a vote. Olcott 8 attempt to earn the Governorship by election f - .. . a T 11 . . . 1 Itf A j UUt we are just a little amazea inai rrotner-in-iaw vesi should adopt the vicious course of attempting to cast asper sion UDon the war record of one of The Statesman s stair. We see no particular reason why Brother-in-law West should have gotten so exercised over a simple editorial in The Statesman reflecting what is believed to be the curiosity of thousands of citizens as to why Brother-in-law Ben did not use his talents for flying to a little better purpose. S We merely suggested that our dove chasing, pigeon rac ing, happenstance Governor would have been a valuable asset on the Western Front during the world war. f We have always believed that he could have been of more service to his country, being a young and active man, had he ing snugly at home and running for Governor against Ore- gons magnificent old war governor, james wunycomoe. v With his energies properly directed, he might have helped do to the German army what he and Brother-in-law Os failed to do ton James Withycombe and the Republican party in Oregon during the war. -. -Just why these gentle and useful reminders should have sent Oswald into a paraoxysm of rage, which he vented through the columns of one of those Democratic newspapers which alone sympathizes with the West-OIcott combination, -we cannot for the world understand. ! j He makes a particular point of the fact that Colonel Abrams fought part of the war in England, charging that the service there was by choice. j If this cowardly slander merely reflected on Colonel Abrams, whose service in four wars makes it unnecessary for anyone to defend his patriotism or ability, the matter could be dismissed without reply. Colonel Abrams' discharge from the Spanish war and Philippine campaign shows a record of having participated in 43 battles and engagements. I But the slander involves 800 other Oregonians living in every part of Oregon, whowhen their regiment, the glorious old Third Oregon, was broken up, were sent to England for duty. -1 It Involves in its slanderous boundaries such men as Ma jor Eugene Moshberger of Woodburn, who left a wife and five babies at the first call, and who also served in England under Colonel Abrams. It involves such men as Major Clarence Hotchkiss of Portland, of Captain Grover Todd and Phil Livesley of Woodburn, and 800 other Oregon men who served in England with Colonel Abrams. i j And what is still worse . It involves Colonel John L. May, Chaplain W. S. Gilbert, Major Loren A. Bowman, Walter L. Spaulding, Dr. Pound, commander of our American Legion post at Salem, and is a - challenge to the valor and a gratituous insult to the honor .- of every officer and man of the army, who through no reason of hia own; did not get to the front in France, or did not leave the United States during the war, and there are some 3,000, 000 of .them 25,000 of them in Oregon. - If the wanton slander which Brother-in-law West has ut teredV came from some beribboned hero of many battles, it Salem will have to hurry if she expects to keep ahead in the as paragus industry. There are jthers Eugene, for instance. That is the Salem slogan subject tor Thursday. The new Chinese minister who has just presented 'his credentials at Washington worries along un ier the burden of the name of Sao-Ko Alfred Sze. But an orien tal under any other name would smell as sweet, Sze? Exchange. The Spanish cabinet and the press of that country are at odds The official body ceciines to iei the presshare the news through ts own reporters. There must je a Woodrow Wilson at the head t the Spanish cabinet. lias there been a post-war let up of mental as well as moral muscularity among American youth? The latter is indicated by the crime wave of the past few months, many of the offenders being mere lads. The former it suggested by the reports on Junking at various colleges. Ai Ohio State 500 students, or 10 per cent of the total enrollment, failed to pass the first semester examinations, and face the alter native of dropping out or doing work over again, in which thei. parents' investment was perhatu 200,000. A private letter from Yale states that 90 lads were dropped from the freshmen class the other day because of failure to get satisfactory scholastic av erages. The university of Mich igan has dropped' 130 students j There are scattering reports of similar tenor from elsewhere. Cincinnati Times Star. I I J WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A , BANK ACCOUNT COMMUNITY STANDING T is the substantial citizen, the big business man, who alwavs main tains a banking connection. He knows it constitutes a business and social asset too big to neglect. If you would be classed among the lead ing men of this community, a step in that direction is an account at the Unit ed States National Bank. We have seen many depositors become men of impor tance in mis community. SAL&M I j OftCOOM The death or Al G. Field, the negro minstrel, at his home in Columbus, O., removed a unique character from the field of am usement. In the first place, hi; came was not Field at all, but Hatfield. In the second, min strel performers are supposed to sing and dance or at least be ac complished in one line. Field couia ao nettner. He was as funny as an undertaker and his monologue (the only thing he contributed to the show) was al ways written by someone else. The writer of this ought to know, because he had the joo for a num ber of seasons. Field was a min strel from a purely commercia' standpoint and he got rich at it. Year after year he traveled over the same country, filling dates in the Same towns. Originally he had charge of a band of Indians with the Sells Bros, circus. Los Angeles Times. OX THE JOB. The activities oi the govern ment are manifold. The public service not only demands states men and postmasters, but men who can measure clouds and count sheep and goats. It wants experts who can prepare specifi cations for great bridges and it wants men who can pick pansies. Just now the government is suf fering for the services of a couple of studious gents who are famil iar with the life and habits of the tumble bug and can train him for a more useful career. FUTURE DATES April 19. Toridir Hih!and Puri-nt Tr-hr iKition mrt at HizhlaDd irhoot April tl. rndiy !il DbU be tween Willamette and Whitman. April 2. Thursday Marion County Childrea'a bureau elinie at Commercial cluh. Ma 4.. WHnendar Apollo rlob in -eert with Virginia Ra. aoprano, at Armory. May S to 8 inrlnaire Annual confer ence of ETanrelteat Automation Mar 7. KatuHay Celebration of Foandeni' day at Chamr-oe. May 7. Saturday. Marion Const tra-k meet and baaeball tonrnament. Majr 2. 37 and 2 Baaoball. Willam ette . Whitman, at Walla Wall Jnne lt Thnraday Ore con Pioneer aaaortation meeting in Portland Jnne 17. Kridar Annual Iowa pirnic. 8tte fair rrotinda. 0-t4r 1. Batnrday f tentative) Football. Willametta e. O. A. C. at Cor a" Nooabor 54, Thnraday ftetr,tWe) TbankarWint day. football, WillaaotU vs. JUItaoAMk, at SaUaa. They also want a nianwho is ab solutely fearless in the presence or a cockroach and would not shrink if required to lead one of the monsters right up to a labor atory index. The government is a very paternal institution. It looks after our present and pro tective need, whether we are working or sleeping. If we want to know about anything afl we have to do is to write to Mr. Harding or some of his gentle manly assistants. Business, of course, is bad In Germany today, as Mr. Schwab says. It couldn't well be other wise. Hut the German plants are btill standing and the labor army is waiting to operate them at full speed. Recently a mammoth ex pansion of the Leipzig fair was announced. The largest expo sition building in the world has been planned for. This can only mean that the promoters expect the fair to be more than ever a clearing-house for trade with central and eastern Europe. New York Tribune. WOMEN' MORE HOXEST. The arrest of a young woman stenographer in Brooklyn for tak ing $18,000 of her employer's money, in operations extending over two years, calls attention to how rarely the crime of misappro priation is charged against wo men employes. As a rule, all em ploying women testify that hon esty In handling funds is one of their typical characteristics. This may be explained either as supe rior morality or laek of the same temptations as men, but it, is on record, whatever the cause, as a matter of fact. Baltimore American. BROTHERLY LOVE. One vessel which docked at To-1 kio the other day is said to have had no less than 25 Christian mis sionaries from the churches of California. The Japanese are said to have a sense of humor. It will come in play if they have. They can read our acti-Japanese laws and. the speeches of some of our politicians at Sacramento and then go down and hear the missionaries from California ex pound the doctrine of brotherly !ove. Los Angeles Times. ity of all schools and see to it that younger pupils are not im periled. The safety patrols are also available for emergency ser vice at other stations and are qualified to handle the movement of traffic at the busiest crossings should occasion require. Inci dentally, the young people are taught to know the law and regu lations and respect them. Like wise, the city is getting a certain form of police service at little cost. Almost every youth has at some time indicated a desire to be 'a policeman. If this passion can be capitalized for the good of the state it would seem like fine business. tain point, bnt a country that has so nobly playvd the part of 8ir Galahad ehoud not to quickly revert to the 'character of Shy lock. Los Angeles Times. TO ELECTRICITY. IlLIXl MAX'S IXVEXTIOX. Sometimes the activities of the blind are marvelous. Most praise worthy is the work of a sight less scientist in Illinois. He has invented new type of airship which he calls the aeralane, which has responded successfully to the trials made. It differs fnora other machines in that the planes are circular, -ix in number ajid are at the top of the invention. They work something after the manner of a turbine. This enables the air craft to arise like a bird and to hover in the same manner. Nd axtensive runway, is necessary to make a start and the matter of alighting is made simpler and easier. If all works well many of the hazards of the firing game would be removed, as these are usually concerned with fpe land ing of the machine or its "hop ping off." Blindness usually results in a high development of the other -enses which may be used to Treat advantage. A blind person is far from being helpless. Some tt the tragedies of the war are finding themselves and - proving themselves of real yalue to industry. The elemental labors of the worlds That course without the metes of time and space Beyond the last speck of dreari est star-dust May come at last to you, be one with you Forever and forever. When we go To shattering atoms with the hands of gods We may discover worlds within strange worlds Wherein you stand, the primal energy. Not other than the mighty soul of man! John Russell McCarthy. INSIDE OR OUT. THE JUVENILE COP. In Philadelphia the services of school children have been utilised 'n looking after street traffic. The larger pupils are drilled un ler the direction of the police force and have been formed into what is called the safety patrol -rervice. These juvenile officers take care of traffic in the vicln- So far as some of those in au thority at Washington are con cerned, the United States would be In the position of running a League of Nations and shaping its politlcies Without itself assum ing any of the obligations of membership. This isolated en tanglement would be all right if it could be maintained in perpetu ity, but it is far from strengthen ing to a League and there are many smaller nations whose fu ture peace and progress are con ditioned upon the maintenance of a league of some kind. National selfirhness is excusable to a cer- BITS FOR BREAKFAST f April showers S Blossom day was a success;; as to the crowds attending and as to what there was to see. Now if it couln) be made cer tain that there will be a good mar ket for all the fruit the blossoms advertise as coming, things in the Salem district would take on a look of great prosperity. S The emergency tariff bill is to be pushed through the senate and on to the president next week. The main tari'f bill ought to be ready by this time. V The wage scale of carpenters in Sslem has been reduced from $7 50 to $7.20 a day of eight hours. Not a great succession: but every little bit will help in getting more of the needed homes built. There is still room for seme more broccoli growers In the Sa lem district. There will not be too many, as long as the seed holds out. The more growers the better market, and the higher the price for all. For ouality stuff. S baiem is g-oing to have more tourist travel than ever this year. And there will be more for them to see: and more inducements for Ahem to stay. "PRINCESS PAT? AND HER BABY. " -1 . 1 if' ' C i' I , I I - - 'if- - it i I vv'' IS I I ,aT-A i'i'i - - i ' '-r. " ' " hY ! I xl . - j II i " ' - w ' ' ' 11 i'" "' ' ' inmrwirtMaVnii' ' iiif it jl a-jjl .JJ, Ladj Patricia Baxnsaj, wbd before her marriage to Conv mander Ramsay, of the British nary, was toe moon sought Juliet of many Borneo. She is shown with her little son. As . a daughter of the Duke of Connatight, then Qorernor Cet era) of Canada, she was thejsponsor of the famous Princea Pat Regiment of the Canadiaa armj, i 'r n f' A REASON At the industrial school they teacU the punils not only the les sons of the day but require them to keep the schoolrooms and par aphernalia in or.lor as a means ot a?iuiring neatnfrs. J Imagine the indignation of the teicher. then, when she discov ered thsd on a certain Mond.tv rooming the huge geography glebe had not been dusted. "It's astonishing," she cried. "Whv, the dust is an inch thick!" 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