The Oregon Statesman lasuad Daily Except Monday by THE STATESMAN PUBLlSlilNU COMPANY. 2 IS 8. Commercial St.. Salem, Oregon -Sl'FFcIl THfc IJTTLK CI1IL PKEX." The Hrltish bouse of commons If debating a "bastardy bill ' for th protection cf "illegitimate children." One member arose to protect against the title of the bill. lis insisted it ahould use the expression "illegiti mate parents" and place the respon- R. J. Hendricks. Manager sioiuiy waere u ueionRs. since ua- Stephen A. Stone i Managing Editor iture is inviolate and incorruptible." MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the we for republication nf all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in Uxii paper and also the local newt published herein, To the Rescue Ralph Glover. csmer Prank Jaskoskl... Manager Jod uepu DAILY STATESMAN, serred by carrier In Salem and suburbs, IS cents a week, 60 cents a month. DAILY STATESMAN, by mall, 16 a year; $3 tor six months; 60 centa a month. For three months or more, paid in advance, at rate of $S year. (THE PACIFIC HOMESTEAD, the great western weekly farm paper, will be sent a year to any one paying a year In advance to the Dally Statesman.) CNDAY STATESMAN. 11 a year; 60 centa for six montnij 21 eenU foi three months. feEEKLY STATESMAN. Issued In two six-page sections Tuesdays and Fridays, $1 a year (If not paid in advance. 11.26); 60 centa for six months; 26 cents for three months. TELEPHONES: Business Office, 2S. Circulation Department, 6 IS. Job Department. 68S. Entered at the Postof flee In Salem. Oregon, as second class matter. Tbe bill is interesting In that it deals with an ag-old controversy upon which many classic English novtis have teen founded the le gitimizing of children born out of wedlock by the subsequent marriage of their parents. Hitherto church and state hive set their laces sternly against this "condonation of iiu mor ality but the war has toftencd ni any a once-adamant view on the subject and there Is no doubt that tbe measure will now be adopted. ABOUT THE PROPOSED THIRD PARTY A shameless bunch of slackers, pro-(Jerraans and pro everything r else opposed to stalwart Americanism, in South Dakota, yesterday - met and declared for the third party proposed to be organized in Chicago, and this outfit of three tailors of Tooley street declared that South Dakota is overwhelmingly for Bob La Follette for Presi dent of the United States. i This libel will no doubt be denounced as a slanderous falsehood by nearly all the people of South Dakota. 1 These men who are anxious to have La Follette for President of the United States ought not to allowed to assume to themselves the dignity of posing under the banner inscribed with the term, third party. There is a third party already in the field, with. Debs, the con tict, as its standard bearer. And there may. be still other parties in the field before the cam- paien is much older. In most of the national campaign, ever since the United States was a nation, there have been more than three parties. There were only the Federal and Democratic parties in the- field from 1792 to 1824, and then other parties began to blossom forth, including two wings that called themselves the Democratic party, the Coalition, the National Republican, the Anti-Mason, the Whig, the Abolition, Free Soil, Constitutional Union, Independent Demo- " cratic, Republican, Greenback, People's, Temperance, Prohibition, Union Labor, Social Labor, etc., etc. There need be no fear of the success of any minor party of mal contents, reactionaries, Socialists of high or low degree, or of un 'American would-be political assassins of any kind, this year. i It will be the old fight, mainly, between the Republican party, standing for every sound American principle, for an up-standing and outstanding loyalty to the,pfpd record of American ideals, opposed by the trimmers and side-steppers and excuse-mongers of the Dem ocratic party. ' . -And-there is bound to he a sweeping victory for- the party of Lincoln and Urant and Uarfield and McKmley and Taft and Roose velt and Harding. It is in the course of destiny. The stars in their courses fight against Sisera. In order that th' United States of America may assume again and maintain its place of leadership amoner the reoDles of the world. " for which this nation was set apart, it is necessary that there should' be a sweeping victory for the Republican party in November; so that) ouaii. icwaiu iiu juuurance in xne least, aegree at Washington to the working out of the high ideals of which this country is the ward and keeper and defender, for the healing of all the nations of the earth. THE.MOVIK MISSIONARY. Some time ago it was a close race It: ween the fourteen points and the movies as to wbich was doing t'je u.cre to make the United State i bet- er known to the peorl-3 of other cocntries, but not now. The four- Ken polntj have lost much of their glamour, while the movie shine more brightly than ever. It used to be said that the rising sun follow ed the British druiabent around th- world, but more true than that Is It today that the American movie fol lows the setting sun around tbe world, and in every land under th sun, when that sun sinks to rest, the ight fash on the screen au Amer ican film. St. Louts Globe-Demo crat. FOOD CONTROL. Food control is still administered in Great Britain, and under it the citizen must select his grocer and cannot thereafter change without an official permit. One case that Is exciting public attention is that of a woman who wrote for such permission, filling in the necessary vexation forms and explanations. After wailing patient ly for several days she learned that the food controller's office bad writ ten to her retailer asking it he bad any objection to his customer deal ing elsewhere! $f ill: a mmi . , tV'5 'Hir r Vi'r ; : - fe.i'ii1 i y ' '-i.-L . .1 v - ' woman Is tbe gum. transgressor? No. nulte unthinkable. . We ran e her smoking cigarettes, but never chew ing gum. Still. 'Tacts Is facts." Tcrchane cum chewing may be tlevated to a higher lerel. Maybe the Knsllsb mill solve the parking problem with a really veil-bred dxorutu. How t-ver. they jre said to have taken to Jaxzy 'landing In lis un.liluled Am- tditlon. Alter all. Am-rira under took to make tbe world t tor d murrtfjr If e art making a bit cf a mejt .if It. politically p-alfg. we xra io be doing prvtfy ell on iriran form strictly unabridged , the social side the June Bride's Store All rat ilfaciory evrV rD' in ltti :y!c cosVh In iak tb or aH4. All prrs: ar ap;eriaU4 hf i tr -1'. t.t tot ao stark uf t un-!m from trMr 4 K tav ut! ftrial frrm arat.ob for tbe rrte Jsae di.ar 4ws of aay tku bat jfiae bfcre. to-M-.k ti. Bale josr !!. Lai lizm pat u4(, If j on M Cat lo ss;Ww. MiW-tTT .L.VVi N KW M L LKU A HK f m:v ji.u i u;t GARDNER L KEDtT fUiesn'a loC tlelUUe JrvnAtes aa4 OftkUM "ON WITH THE DANCE" TAirr Ti inr We can sUl josx bm ilart order. IX jou wzl to UX lot & 4 osce LAFLAR ic LAFLAR 406-7 Ortfca BaSi'.tf aWnasssnwasssssnwassssssnsnanwassnasnanwnwvsnanM TIIK SIXX3ANS. Harding and harmony, Coolidge and courage how about that? Speaking of harirony, it Is interest ing to remember that II was Judson Harmon who d!itod Harding for governor of Ohio In the elect kr of 1910. GDI AND THE ENGLISH. The middle name of the Republican candidate for president is Oamaliel, the law-giver, of whom St. Paul wrote: "I am a Jew, born m Tarsus of Cilicia, but was brought up in this city at the feet of Gamaliel, .instructed according to the strict manner of the law of our fathers, being zealous for God, even as ye all are this day." Read your Acts. ; The men and women of modern civilization are victims of a restless reaction from the horrors of years of war. Their minds are open to such stimuli as may be presented, good or evil, healthful or poisonous. Deep too deep in the hearts of a vast majority lie the precepts of the Nazarene. And when the church, roused to the dan gers of ultra-idealism, shall devote its energies to welding together Christianity and workaday life, and the leaders in the complex ram ifications of the modern state shall truly seek to join together work aday life and Christianity, then and then only will the world again be progressing, and men and nations be secure. Washington Star It will be observed that England Is, taking the tickets at the door of Constantinople. She counts the re ceipts and pays no percentage. Now, it Colonel Bryan will tell the folks Just what be requires in a can didate, a lot of time will be saved In the preliminary exercises at San Francisco. a member of the senate when he Is elected president in November. That Ohio bunch is mighty hard to beat. That other Ohio man, James A. Garfield, was a member of congress from the nineteenth district, and senator and president-elect all at th-? same time. He never qualified as enator. Senator Harding will be 49 oenaior ivenyon r sustention that nominees fur the presidency publinL the names of their proposed cabinet officials 30 day before election time l ntval. to sa the least. It would give the counirv earlr infor mation on ! numVr of rubber stamp statesmen in the Inited States. FUTURE DATES s Juna It and 10 National gypsy tour motorcycl event In Salem , Juna 20. Sunday Baaeball. Wood burn vs. Salem, at Wood burn. June It, Monday Musical by Was Beatrice Shelton'a advanced pupil. Juna II, Monday Annual school election. June 21, Tuesday County Ttepubli can Central committee meets. Jon 22. 21 and 14 Imperial conclave or wystie snrme in Portland. June II, Wednesday Imperial con clave of Mystic Shrine to visit Salem. June 14, IS and 21 Portland Rose festival. June II, Saturday Letter Carriers' convention In Salem. July I, Saturday Independence day celebration at Stayton. July S. Monday Salem business houses close In observance of Inde pendence day, July i to 14 Summer school for ru rsl pastors at Willamette vnlversity. July t to 16 Annual encampment of oreg-on national Guard. Infantry and engineers at Camp Lewis, artillery at jrorr srven ' July 10, Saturday Bars-ain Day. Ju'" V T)m.,,r'(untr court to open bids on road bonds. July Mm. Chautauqua. V ; July 22. 22 and 24 State Elks con . , vtton in rLffl. ; i September 17 to October I Oregon stat fair. There is significant news to the effect that a monster chewing gam factory is being erected in England by an American company. What with our "Passyfoof Johnson, our anti-clgarvtte league, and our chew ing gum England may well complain that we are exercising an undue in fluence on ner Internal affair. The English have always 'eld our r.nm chewlr.a in neculiar nors. We ray accept it as high low'jrnw in this counttv. but Englanl has in Uttd apn regarding It as unadul terated lowbrow. One sin-ply can not tmagii-e the average EnlUhnian chewing gum. It could not be pos sible for him to maintain that atti tude cf aloof hauteur with a w-d of succulent gum lu his cheek. He could never iea-n to park It with the r.c-esary insouciance and Inconse quential Irresponsibility. Dut If the trade' has actually reached tu point where a factory must be erected In England to cope with the demand, we can only trem ble for the Englishman's future. It must Inevitably undermine his su periority and reduce hrm to the status of a common mortal. Or can it be that the duclet-voiced English- An early riser tays that a ftw mornings ago at Just the break of day he male a tour of one of tbe well known residence stnets In this city and the only bottles hi raw were milk containers on the front porches. That niein a dry town. MOTHER! "California Syrup of Figs Chad's Best Laxative The men and women of modern civilization are victims of a restless reaction from the horrors cf years of -war. Their minds are open to sucn stimuli as may be presented.! good or evil, healthful or oisonous. Deep too deep in the hearts of a vast majority lie the precexts of he Nazarene. 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