-J TIIK OIU-XMIX 8TATKKMAX: SUNDAY, MAY S.', tOlO REVELATIONS OF A WIFE The Story of a Honeymoon i A Wonderful Romance ot Married Llf Wonderfully Told br 1 CHAPTKlt CCC WJIY DID THE GOSGROVES TRY . -TO MAKE IT ArrtAK .unb TWIN WAS 1I1S BROTHER? and ith a burlesque little eesture laughed amusedly i I , Mrs. Allis3 aplomb did not desert her. for a moment. Only a tiny flush told of the; inward rage at "Well! well! all set for a day's walk! Now. Mrs. Allis, aren't ypju notTy you didn't plan to go tramping today Two pretty women In such nifty tog as" yours " and Mrs. Gra ham's ought to make the hills bow down to level roads before you." j 1 Jolly Mr. Cosgrove. our host f the farm-house at Cold Spring Jn the Catskills, threw back his head add gave a hearty "Haw, haw' at the end of the little speech which he ad dressed to. me when Dicky and I camP down 'to breakfast on the-mp'rh-ing fallowing our ar-ival. j- I Front another, type of man the words woild have struck iae as rule, unduly, familiar. Bat Mr. CosgroYe w the type of JoTial countryman whose guileless simplicity and warm hearted sincerity made even his mcBt extravagant utterances faoffensive. ilQf courfe, ray first glance into the dining room had been in the direc tion of Mrs. Allis, pur fellow boarder at the Cosgrove, whose odd behav ior the previous evening had led me both. to suspect and disUke:her. I With a litle heart beat of grati fied vanity 1 had seen her eyes wid en in involuntary recognition of the moduhness of my fishing costume, then narrow into what I knew was spiteful resentment. . , j II waa not sorry to see her give, a little start of surprise at Mr. Cos grove's speech, and then to hear her "say nonchalantly: ' : ! j ."You. meaa Miss Graham, don't you, Mr. Cosgrove?' ' ! Dir. Coagrove looked puzzled. Evi dently the exciting happenings of the evening before had made his wife - neglect to tell him of the mistake Mrs Allis had made in our relation ship She had assumed, that I was Dicky's sister instead of his wife. : and Eicky, with j his : usual love of jesting;, had allowed t her impression to remain, - tacitly forbidding me to enlighten .her. ; But it was too late now for further fprete'uce. Letting a supposition stand wa3 one thing aud deliberately f denying our rela tionship was another. ; I was abort to explain when to my unbounded surprise and relief Dicky spoke smilingly:! V - if l "No, Mra. Allis, Mr. Cosgrove is iulte correct. I hav' re g-r-r-eat -honore to be ze lady's husband,, Viot i hei brother." He spread his hands mistake and our furtherance of the jest which ing her. fl knew must be her own consuni- i j j III -1 ''' ' ' ' ' I. f i :. -'"!.' ;" l "I SUFFERED SEVENYEARS" Wai Eventually : Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. Philadelphia, 1 Pa.-"I Buffered for even long years with a lame , back. irregularities ana pain. 1 had one physician after an other but they dkl me no good. I read about Lydia ; E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound and gave it a trial and in a short time I felt benefited and am now feeling fine, and without weak ness or pain. Many of my friends have also taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound and been helped by it'-Urs. Margaret Ness, 1845 E. Hazzard St., Philadelphia., Pa.' i Women who suffer from displace ments, irregularities, inflammation, ulceration, backache, sideache. head aches or ''the blues" should not rest until they have given this famous foot and hprh remedv. Lvdia E. Pinkham S Vegetable Compound. a trial. If rvimn!ifntinni exist, write Lydia ' E. Pinkham Medicine Co.; Lynn, Mass.; for special suggestions. The result of its long experience is at your service, ! I;:f "I'll Get Even.' - "What af clever jest." she exclaim ed, with a little ipeal of laughter, that (T would have sworn was genuiae if 1 had not been able, to read beneath the surface, "This 'is certainly one on me! Never mind," shaklng'her finger archly at, us both, i "I shall get even " before j the week's over. It will be ra-f turn then, and jyou, shall remember it, I promise you." v Her words were gay, hef manner Insouciaat,! yet I .fancied that under neath them ! lay' a-very real" little threat, and that in some manner she would manage to revenge herself up on us for the mistake she had made, I resolved, however, not to let the incident mar my enjoyment of the very delicious breakfast which Mrs Cosgrove had prepared and was serv. ing to us. Coffee with real thick yellow cream, which one canaot buy for any money In the city; a delicious cereal with the same cream mellow Ing it; bacon and fresh eggs, and crisp fried potatoes, griddle cakes with the most delicious maple syrup I had evert eaten In my life, and ap ples and pears! such as I had forgot ten existed made up the meal. One of the twia boys whom we had seen the night before sat opposite me. ' i- . ' : i WTondering whether I would be able to teQ him from his brother as I had declared I could do at supper time, I -scrutinized him closely. Yes, the distinguishing mark that I had discovered was not lost to me. The boy before irte was Ned. the one who in kaki garb had brought in the turkeys the ngiht before. As I looked hiai mother's voice called from the kitchen: j :"Oh, Fred, come here a minute, please." . f ; j The boy rose with alacrity. As he did so Mrs. 'Allis said laughingly "WTelI, I'm fooled again.' I thought you wereiNed by the way; your hair crinkles, , but I see I'm. miatake'a. Madge Is j Sure. j " "Yes, yoill have to guess again. the boy replied,, smiling : at her with boyish naivete as he rose to obey his mother's summons. In "an j incredibly short time he came baeki with his mother, each bearing a dish of hot griddle cakes to replenish the supply on the table. but to my astonishment he had changed his shirt of blue flannel for one of a checked gray and .black, a'ad the soft tie at his 'neck -was of' blue instead of, the crimson one which he had sported before. "'Areu'4. ? those .twins -puzzling?" Mrs. Alii laghed at me. "Wouldn't you swear this is the ame boy that went ou,t into the kitchen before? Ned, you bad child, I've lost a wager with myself on yon again' "Where's Fred gone?" Mrs. Cos grove put in rather irrelevantly. 1 J luougm. i . . . , i '"He we'nt on an errand for me," the mother returned quietly. . My brain whirled with j a sense of added mystery to the things which had puzzled me the evening before. ! Here were father and toother de liberately giving the impression that both their sons . liad , been at the breakfast table that morning, calling them byiboth names, Ned and Fred, when. I knew by (the distinguishing mark which I had so carefully as certained that but one boy, and that one the tad called Ned,, had been in the dining room during breakfast. ;To be continued) ' Hi m m THEiENTIRE REMAINING STOCK ! OF THE SPENCER C0IPA1W, 466-472 STATE STREET 1 m m LEABXTXG TO USE LABOR i , SAVERS, j .- ; Young; women In home economics at the college will be familiar with practicaljy every labor saving device under Uue sun.. Through, request by Miss A. Grace Johnson, professor of house administration, manufacturing concernsr are sending In i their prod' ucts for study on the part of the stu dents who will learn to pick the ef fective machines and utensils from the would-be efficient articles FROM SCHOOL TO WORK. HAT will be the step your boys will be taking before long, and as a word to the wisethat'll be just the time to bring them fa here1 to the United States! National Bank and invest a lew dollars in their futures by opening Savings Accounts for them. It only takes a dollar in each case, j . Liberal Interest on Savings. j laic . " : - " j 6Alem Oregon. S3 's - HAKUWAKt l 1 i ' f , MUST I :' ALL BE. SOLD : ,7ON ' BEFORE ' JULY . I 1 " 1 1 M" 1 I llf Hi M nl'illJ I ' i. Salq W WATCH OUR ADS FOR PRICES " jj 3M1 & inn I i and will throw it on the market at prices that will astonish you. B ALE Will Open MONDAY i In the meantime the store will be dosed, taking inventory and marking and arranging the big stock for quick selling. ' x i Think Up Your Hardware NeedsThen come to this Sale. STORE CLOSED ALli TH IS TO TAKE INEM TORiY Be 466 T 472 tate St. (Old Spencer Hardware location.) v In the meantime we will be glad to take care of your needs at our Commercial Street Store. Ha.rdlwaLir TO THE SALEM PUBUC: We have sold the stock of the old Spencer Hardware Co. to the Salem Hardware Co. at a price that wlil enable them to offer J rl i ' J nr- i ? e i i . .i i r .1 ii t . - S- . . I you wonaenui oargains. Dciore leaving oai cm we wisn io manK you lor ine noerai patronage you nave given us. s DIRECTOR BROS., j By Simoh Director. Held M WATCH; ' OUR ADS ; " i.' i-UK i PRICES Goo - ! 1 . 3 i i ! -. i i ! - !.' ! it ! In this church Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock because of the xreat bless- In cs and wonderful aucce.s exper ienced in the missionary! movement of the day., the Centenary. ' Kev. Lind will lead the service. The Swedish language will b used. The Sabbath school will mel a usual. at 2 o'clock. . just or To the Rt. Rev. Robert Ij. Ta 1 dock, D. D., Bishop, of Eastcj-n Oreon, who .will he in this city today, the glamour of war scarcely worn off. lie. has retiirned from' France where served as an array chaplain fj more than a year, during whij.h tinie ne had many thrilling e,x periences while participating in resjeue work at the front. For liis seriee at this time hej received diidinguished service citations. I . Bishop Paddock will speak to night in St.. Paul's Eyiscojial chiirch and will describe cdndi liotis overseas and tell stories of hi life in France.; Rev. Powell, reetor of St. Paul's, ; was in Bishop Paddock's diocese fjor eijrht vears and it was through hi.i friendship with the speaker that he was pcrsuadeil fo come to this city. He will occupy the pnl pi of Trinity church in Portland this laorniog. 4 n ZLD First Christian. Center and High streets . Leland W. Porter, pastor. Hlble school at 9:45 a. m.; sermon, 'A Mcmo-y of llattles Won," at 11 Y. P. 8. C. E. at -.7 P. M., evenlJC sermon at 8, "Making Friends with Christ.: Mrs. Leland W. Porter, assisted by some of the brst musical talent in the city, will present the Japanese tale "Madame Butterfly at the First Chrltlan Church Tuesday er tnintr, 'June 3rd. 'This' 's the story by John Luther Long from which. later,, the crand cpera prodpctioa was arranged which has proven so marvelous a success at the hands of some, 'of our finest producers and singers. The Minneapolis. Tribune says of Mrs. Porter's production, "She gave a perfect interpretation of the simplicity -Df the . Japanese character. She haa symralhy and real dramatic ".power." Mrs. Porter will read in costume, and all the settings will be la accord. , tinder the care of capable teachers Public worFhlp 11 a. m., subject: A National Crisis Divinely Overruled. Kpworth League devotional meeting 7 p. m. A" special wclome extend ed to young people. rivenlnK ser ice c o'clock. Subject: My Exper iences In France, by Mr. Uurgts Ford. Y. M. C. . A. Fpcclal music will be renderfd by the choir, both morning and evening. Prayer meet ing Thursday R p. m. We cordially Invite the public ti worship with us. Jaon ' lice 51ethodfct. Winter and Jefferson atrets. Thomas Achcsnn, pastor. 8unday school 9:45. Classes for all ages - i - - . Sal-m 1-YfeiMls. Corner of Son in Commercial and Washington streets. II. S. Pember- ton, pastor. Bible school at in nv Classes for all ages. Dr. Carl Miller, superintendent. Meeting fof worship with good singing and gos pel preaching at 11 a. m. Eduea tional day. yotin? people meet la C. K. meet ine nt 7 p. m. Evening mrpilns, Rrpel service at S p. m. Pravtr metlns at 8 p. m. Thurs" day. You will Iw welcome. Sal ration Army.' Saturday evening open air meet- sg on State street, at 7:30 o'clock In the hall, at S o'clock. Sunday moral ag open air at 10:20 o'clock. Holiness meeting In the" hall at 11 a. m. S jjnday school at 2 o'clock.' United Mirston meeting at 3 o'clock. Y. P. U at o'clock. Open air at 7:30. p. 'pi.. Salvation meeting in the halt t 8 o'clock. Captain and Mrs. Kreer la charge. A cordial InvitationHf offered "you. Captain ad Mrs. llunter, officers In charge. (Continued on page f ) Scandinavian Church. Fifteenth a Jd Mill strectj. A vie. lory and praise service will lie held FISHING TIME j FISHING Ti4CKLE 4 r BODS SPOOKS BASKETS LINES BAIT HOOKS BpU EVEBTTEIKO JOB THE AHQLEB HAUSER-'BRbS.