o o o CITY, OREGOIV, FlIBAY, NOTEMBER 3, 1871. o l AJLJy uu rMJVtOJ Jl JO! J 11 1. CiJOL JP 1 i I I n Ifo gljc lUcckln (enterprise. ' DEMOCHA TIC PAPER, FOR THE business Man, the Farmer Ae fVJ3ir circle. 3 ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY EY A. rJOLTFJSR, EDITOR AND riUILTSIIEK. OFFICE In Dr. Thossing's Brick Bui Whig. -o 2 : J of S UJt SCRIP TIOX: Single Coy one year, in advance, 12 50 TERyiS of AD VJZRTISIXG : Trvisieut a Ivertisement,-. including all e'T.il notices, h of 12 lined, 1 w.$ 2 50 For e.i 'li subsequent insertion 1 00 ();,; Column, one year $120 00 Udf " " G0 ), .irter " " 40 Business Card, 1 square one year 12 p-ji- n.-inittiinnt-. to be mode at the risk o S,.i',.crib:ni, and at the expense of Agent. BOOK AXI) JOB PRINTING. j- The Enterprise olHce is supplied with Ij.'autiful. approved style.- of type," and mod eni M ACfUXK PRESSES, which will enable t'ie Proprietor t do J b Printing at all times Xfat, (Jii.tc.k and Lai'ap ! icited. ;.' Iiiiiidti trun iwtions upon a Specie basis. The Cur so cf Woman Suffrage. r ; ill Hamilton, in the Independent. J When women arc cursed with tlicir grunted prayer, the hardest lot will i ; t i I to those whose lot is hardest now. It is the working woman for whom all is asked ; hut it is the working-woman on whom the sword will he turned. She is the unfriended or the insullieier.tly Pefriend. Working-women are chiefly those whose male relations are unable or unwilling: to support them. '"The loving and beloved wife," the "petted and caressed (laughter'" of the strong and suc cessful business man will be scarce ly conscious of any change. In her well-guarded home it matters little to her whether she is loved hv law or grace. ut the un fuanled woman must light her iiht with the same real and re lative disability us now; but with an assumed, a legal equality, which precludes privilege, though it cannot disarm late. 'When she has no vote, no defined power, her position is a constant appeal to chivalry, a constant rebuke to bru tality. When she has seized the su'lVage, her brutal employer and the not-too-gentle bystanders will 7i. t fail to say, "Now you have ;j: t your long-sought equality, make the most of it. Ask no favors, and look out for yourself." Alas! but women arc women still. Change thv laws, thv state is still the same. Good men will be U'ood, hut the bad and selfish will have no cloak for their sin. With woman somewhat deferred to, with ;rrecd somewhat held in leash by shame, the life of the weak wo man is hard enough. Is it likely to he easier when she has dismiss ed the advantages while retaining the disadvantages of sex,ehallenged her foes to combat, and dulled the s words of her defenders? I accept the iible, not for what it claims to be, but tor what I. find it to be "a lamp to my feet and a liidit to my pathway." - If accept ed on its own claims, or because it has been wonderfully preserved, mio-ht lie not with almost equal propriety receive the Koran,. or even the book Mormon on the same grounds? For they both set up wonderful claims of infalli V'ility amPof inspii ation, and lam sure I say it out of no mere preju dice of education, they are worse than trash the very essence of hand and foil v. On the contrary, I find the Bible, not an "infallible looky' but a revelation of a living Christ, who is the light of the world and the Savior of sinners. Mrs. Woodhull is reported to liave said that she has ten millions of dollars on deposit in the spirit 'idle re must be deep satis faction in knowing so definitely the 'iniouut of treasure one has laid up Jh heaven. Possiblv the "famous female (she is probablv the char acter referred to by Walt Whit man) can also give us some idea f the appearance of her mansion, -lb ton describes her, we believe, as frequently sitting on the roof of nor sumptous residence on Murray Hill, lost in contemplation of the other life, or something to that ef- 'ot. It is probable then that she has many a good view of the dwelling referred to, it being of o.cn import mco to her personally. Ja-so, (Midi.,) Citizen. 1 Tuouhle Enough. A man v io was told by a clergyman to jvmember Lot's wife, replied that l!- had trouble enough with his own, without remembering other men's wiles. Longest. "Xarae the Ion g tl l iii the year," said a Nashua veher to a young hopeful of five fcummc,. "Sundav'5' responaed lmlc woman. THE COUXTRY LIFE. BY K. II. STODUAUD. Not what we would, but what we must Make up the sum of living ; Heaven is both more and less than just la taking and in giving. Swords cleave to hands that sought the plow, And laurels miss the soldier's brow. Me whom the city holds, whose feet Have worn its stony highways. Familiar with its loneliest street Its ways were never my ways. My cradle was beside the sea, And there, I hope, my grave will be. Old homestead ! in that old. gray town. Thy vane is seaward blowing : Thv slip of garden stretches down To where the tide is flowing ; Felow they lie, their sails are furled. The ships that go about the world. Dearer that little country house, Inland, with pines beside it ; Some peach trees, with unfruitful boughs, A well, with weeds to hide k ; No flowers, or only such as rise Self sown pour things! which all dispise. Dear country home ! can I forget The least of thy sweet trifles ? The window-vines that clamber yet, Whose blooms the bee still rifles? The road-side blackberries, growing ripe, And in the woods the Indian Pipe V Happy the man who tills the field, Content with rustic labor ; Earth does to him her fullness yield, Hap what may to his neighbor. Well days, sound nights oh! can there be A life more rational and free? Dear country life; of child and men ! For both the best, the .strongest. That with the earliest race began, And hast outlived the longest : Their cities perished long ago ; Who the first farmers were we know. Perhaps our Pabels, too. will fall ; If so, no lamentations ; For mother Earth will shelter all. And feed the unborn nations ! Yes. and the swords that, menace now Will then be bea!en to the plow. Miscellaneous Items- The losses of the Pacific Insurance Co., are wow estimated at $1,12.3.000. Chicago will get much lumber from the Pacific coast tor rebuilding purposes. W. M. Tweed is reported to have lost SI. 000. 000 recently, by bad speculations in the West. James Clark was found drowned in the bay, at Long Fridge. San Francisco, last Wednesday. Foul play is suspicioned. Wisconsin girls hire out to gather ap ples, and climb the trees as well as a man, and much more gracefully. Cars on the California and Oregon rail road now run to Red Bluff. This is rather more than half way from Sacramento to Yreka. The largest cotton mill in the world will commence operations in Norwich, Con necticut, in a tew weeks. Its capacity is 110.000 spinners. The city council of Leavenworth lias appropriated $10,000 in aid of the suffer ers by the Chicago fire, and offered homes to one hundred families. The Rushville (Ind.) Uepuhllcan says three things are needed in that place: "A big freshet to wash away the filth, a big revival, and more quinine.'' Mayor IIutT, of Macon, Georgia, offers a premium of fifty dollars to the prettiest girl under seventeen, who will appear in a homespun dress at the State Fair. The Alabama claims, which will be pre sented to the Geneva Conference on be half of the citizens of the United States, foot up nearly fifteen millions of dollars. A Chicago dispatch of the 17th says: Of the Chicago insurance companies the total b will reach about 2o.000.000. while the assets will hardly be $1,000,000. The New York agency of the London, Liverpool and Globe, has received a tele gram to this effect: '-Losses by Chicago (ire, $2,500,000. Pay immediately and 'draw.'' Gen. Wade Hampton of South Carolina is so feeble from nervous prostration, that his friends fear lie cannot recover. His wife lies very low, too, from a late attack of paralysis. The recent census thus classifies the population of San Francisco: Native. 75.7o3: foreign, 7:.720; white. i:(j,0o9: colored, l.liil; Indian, 5-3; Asiatic, 12,- 016. Total. UOAlo. Michael Phelan. in his lifetime honored as "the fattier of billiards7 and who did more to make the game popular as it is than any other perhaps, died in .New York, October (Jth, in the oGth year ol his It appears from statistics at the Land Office, that 10.000 settlers made bona fide entries on the public lands last year. Since the passage of the Homestead act. in 1802. there have been 100,000 entries. These alone make 70.000 more landholders than there are in Great Britain. The puni.-hment of Paymaster Hodge is ten years in me Aloany (.. 1 .) peni tentiary at hard labor. A part ot the judgment of the Court, Martial was that he should remain in confinement till the en tire amount of the defalcation should be repaid. The President therefore disap proved the latter clause of the sentence , ".IT ... , . . . . P A 1. . 1 . , A eiucagu paper in uie ion gives a list over a column long of buildings al ready being or about to be rebuilt, in eluding the Sherman. Potter, Palmer, Bisr low and Tremont Houses, Chamber of Commerce, Michigan Southern depot. Dearborn Theater, several banks and manufactories, and many large stores. These are all to be brick or stone, and in addition to the numerous frame buildings rroing up. The Post estimates the loss on buildings and contents at $200,000,000. Easiek. A country editor who has been to Saratoga, says of the ladies' walk, that it is a flip-flop, wiggle-waggle. A knoek-kneed person can ieam the motion easier than anybody else, though if you are naturally flabby and loose jointed, on can acquire the wiggle wangle part with comparatively but little trouble. The President is Said to Have Fallen Into Bad Habits- fNew York Correspondence Chicago Times. J A few weeks ago Grant was in vited to visit the estate of a wealthy gentleman on the Hudson. Some very polite and intelligent people were invited to meet him there. A gentleman a New York merchant who had never before seen a President in his life, was among the guests. He approached Grant, feeling that he was about to address, and be addressed by a great man, certainly his superior a man of dignity and presence, who would command his profound respect. TO HIS UTTER AMAZEMENT, when the time came for the intro duction, Grant paid no attention to him whatever. He removed his everlasting cigar from his mouth, and knocking the ashes off he stuck it back again. His eyes were bloodshot, his face was in flamed, he stooped, there was nothing polite in his manner. His presence was not ordy undignified but at times was ungentlemanly. If he spoke at all, as he sometimes did, his speech betrayed a weak brain and thick tongue. 1 besides the refreshments abundantly par taken of upon the steamer which conveyed him, the liberal host of the house had supplied the inner man with the choicest liquors and wines. The New York merchant stated the next day that he had seen the President of the United States, and that he was humiliated as an American citizen and ashamed of the man. Grant was under the influence of liquor. WHEN THE LOUISIANA DELEGATION waited upon Grant, at his cottage, recently, he undertook to stand up during the interview. Just as it Cry commenced the reporter of the Associated Press appeared on the scene. Grant was indignant at him, showed a good deal of tem per, and told him to go out; that the delegation did not want any reporters present. The latter state ment, as I was assured that even ing by the delegates themselves, was untrue. They all wanted the reporters present, because they had nothing to disguise. Grant fre quently interrupted the reading of the chairman's address to him, HE "WAS NERVOUS, his hands trembled, and at one time, losing his balance, he fell over upon the pianoforte, striking his arm upon a dozen of the keys of the instrument to keep himself from falling. The accident was announced by the piano in an ir regular combination of discordant sounds. The delegation was star tled. I said to several of them, after hearing from each a detailed ac count of the interview and of Grant's appearance, "Do you ac tually believe that the President was drunk?" To this inquiry one of the delegates replied, "As dele gates we do not wish to say that the President was drunk, but as gentlmen we believe that Grant was. A Good Answer. "If there is one fact in party history especially conspicuous," says the Missouri Democrat, in a recent reply to something that ap peared in the Times, "it is that the Democratic party originated in politics the principle and whole sale practice of the principle, To the victors belongs the spoils." In rejoinder to this the Quincy Herald very aptly puts in a word, as follows : "There is one fact in the party history of to-day so conspicuous that it eclipses the Jackson ian idea and consigns it to oblivion as an antiquated folly of Democratic times. We allude to the Padical acceptation of what is meant by the "spoils." In Democratic days it was understood to mean offices for Democrats under Democratic administrations, but it carried with it those other indispensible require ments, honesty and efficiency. "Under Grant, to the victor be longs the spoils, is interpreted aboii t as follows : 'To Grant's re latives and friends, and Grant Rad icals generally, is given the privi lege to plunder the Treasury, rob the -people and absolutely appro priate the country.' That this is the common acceptation among Radicals to-day, is shown by the license with which they steal and defraud in ever)' department of the Government. lo deny it would be as ridiculous as to in sinuate that Grant had refused a present." Joseph Shawau, the oldest turf man in Kentuckey, was thrown from his horse wdiile on his way home from the Lexington races, last month, and instantly killed. He owned an estate of 3,000 acres in the blue grass land of Bourbon and Harrison counties. He was a soldier in the war of 1812, and over ninety years of age. Robbery in High Places. While in Washington City a few weeks ago we were struck by the force of a remark made by a Republican. Said he, "If any thing under the sun could disgust me with Republicanism, it would be the license given to those in authority to rob and plunder at pleasure, as is especially evinced in the confiscation and spoliation of the estate of Gen. Lee at Ar lington Heights, and Uie forcible detention of the Washington relics at the Patent Office." " When a Republican speaks thus, a Demo crat surely could be excused for giving vent to his deepest indigna tion. The two instances of public offi cial robbery to which the gentle man alluded, will never cease to be a burning shame upon the gov ernment. Not content with depriving Gen. Lee of his private property, the magnificent estate inherited by him from a long line of -distinguished ancestry, with a malice and viudictiveness characteristic of fiends, the government officials at Washington converted the estate into a vast hurrying ground there- e? o by unfitting it for private uses. We have no fault to find with, but rather think it commendable that the government should care for and beautify the last resting places of its dead soldiers, but we can not see the propriety or manliness of converting the lands of a pri vate individual into a hecatomb without his consent. Every father ; who has a son buried at Arlington knows that however the govern ment may forcibly keep possession ot it, the earth is stolen ground. To view the matter in any light fills every right thinking mind with disgust and contempt fcr the authors of the outrage. In the Patent office are dis played many valuable relics of Washington and the revolution, the private property of Mrs. Rob ert E. Lee, and dear above all pecuniary consideration, to her and her family as family legacies. Yet these relics were stolen from her and despite her appeals the gov ernment retains them. In view of these outrages upon private rights we can draw no other conclusion than the govern ment as it is now administered is a public robber, and its robberies are justified and instigated in the main by the Radical party. No wonder honest Republicans express their disgust in language too em phatic to be misunderstood. la indmarlt. - - - The "northern Copperheads." The Mongrel press erf this city are making a tremendous clatter over the supposed Tammany corruptions, and in keeping with their usual habits of falsehoods, represent that it is the "Copper heads" of New York that are in volved in this stealing business. Now, we venture to say, and would be willing to stake money on the assertion, that no "Copper head" in this city or in this State is even suspected in any official stealing whatever. "Copperheads," as defined by the Mongrel press, universally were men opposed to the civil war Peace Democrats, or, as often termed by the war Christians, ".Peace Devils," be cause they were unwilling to en gage in the invasion, ruin and murder of their Southern brethren. On the contrary, we are quite cer tain that every man involved in ml these stealings or suspected in this matter were supporters of Old Abe's war on the South, and more over, we venture to say that, to a man, they are now supporters of the "new department," and there fore in both eases they are in prin ciple, if not in name, in the same boat with the enemies of Tammany. The "Copperheads" of the North are the only honest men to be found in these days, for they alone embody and uphold the great prin ciples established by the men of 1770, and sooner or later the Amer ican people will recognize this po tent truth. X. Y. Day Boole. Another Moxgkl Fraud. It has just been discovered that the State of Indiana has been paid twice by the Treasury department for boats which Senator Morton obtained when he was Governor, for use in the war. Notwithstand ing that the Government holds his receipt for payment in full, the claims were presented and again paid. The evidence looks as though an immense fraud had been practiced, and the parties im plicated will be asked to "rise and explain." . - Witty Response. "Indeed, you arc very handsome," said a Gentleman to his lady love. "Pooh! pooh 1" said she, "so you would say if you did not think so." "And so" you'd think if I did not say so," he answered. COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, TlTrnr.'TT T-r n A T TinT DT.TT A Political Corruption. HOW AND WHY SENATORS IUT COUN TERFEITERS, TIIErVES AND COUR TESANS IN OFFICE. A Washington letter in the New York San tells some of the secrets of how appointments to office at Washington are made. Under the head, "A Story of a western Sena tor," the correspondent says: Sometimes the parties so ap pointed by officials approach the Senator or Representative with whom they have relations with a mi threat of exposure if he does not get them appointed. The Sena tor, for instance, is a married man, lives in good style, receives ele gantly, and entertains sumptuously. He cannot afford to be exposed. He knows that the woman who is hanging about to blackmail him is a bad woman. He knows that she is associated with a man who claims to be her husband, who is suspected of belonging to a gang of counterfeiters. Notwithstand ing he insists that she and her lady friend, who also demands a place, shall occupy a position by the side respectable women in the Currency Printing Bureau of the Treasury Department, where ample opportunities are afforded these two lady companions of the sus pected counterfeiter to pursue their criminal professions. I am illustrating my point by a re cent case. I am not supposing one, nor drawing upon my imagination. This is not all that the frightened Senator did. lie demanded that the man himself, who had received 1,000 hush money, should be ap pointed in the Interior Depart ment. He was told by the acting head of that department that the man was a scoundrel; that he had a bad reputation at home and was suspected of belonging to a gang of counterfeiters in the United States. It made no difference. The Senator saw near him the glare of the demon, and felt his shark claws in his flesh, for he trembled with fear when lie heard the 'Secretary's words. "Never mind," responded the Senator; "if what you say is true he will make a good detective in the Pension Bureau. Appoint him. Set a thief to catch a thief." A Senator commanded, and the creature of the Senate obeyed. The suspected counterfeiter was recently removed, complaint being made by another Senator, whom he had also attempted to blackmail, that the fellow was a scoundrel. The acting Secretary said: "Yes, I think he is, and told Senator so: but he insisted and I yielded. If you demand it I will remove him." The Secretary said afterward that he had removed him; that he had pursued his Senatorial victim and insisted on being reinstated, and the belief is that he is now in the employ of the Government, if not in the same place probably in some other bureau. The same Senator has paid out to these theives, counterfeiters and their paramours about $0,000 hush money, besides keeping them in snug places in the Government pa) where they can spy and post up their outside confederates. This Senator cannot be benefited much by the temperance reform which I have suggested, because he is already a pioneer in that movement. He is a pious temper ance exdiortcr. He lias a great deal to say about virtue and against corruption but is probably the greatest legislative thief in the United States Senate. He is only one. There are others. Neither of these women to w hom I have referred can be reached by break ing up certain houses in this me tropolis. They do not live in such places. They are too "respecta ble 1" If a thunderbolt would un roof all the residences in Washing ton when the entire Government is there, some morning before dawn, its electric light would as tonish the nation. c ifti Impudent Questions. To ask an unmarried lady how old she is. To ask a lawyer if he ever told a lie. To ask a doctor how many pa tients he has killed. To ask a minister whether he ever did anything very wrong. To ask a merchant whether he has ever cheated a customer. To ask a young lady whether she'd like a beau. To ask an editor the name of any of his correspondents. To ask a subscriber if he has paid the printer. -& . A Washington corespondent says that Secretary Delano has un earthed a gigantic Indian fraud, in volving over 60,000 acres of land, and implicating several well known officials of the last Administration, including an ex-Commissioner of Indian Affairs. A Commission ap pointed by the Secretary is probing the matter, and startling develop ments are expected. Business is Business. It is a long time since anything better than this has appeared: The editor of the Colorado Her ald had occassion to leave town for two or three days, and he com mitted his paper during his ab sence to the charge 'of a young man, a novice m journalism, whom he had just engaged as his assist ant. Before leaving, he instructed the ambitious young editor not to permit any chance to go unim proved to force the paper and the very small size of the subscription price upon the attention of the public. "Always keep before your mind the fact that the object of this paper is to extend its circula tion," he said; "and whenever you see a chance to insert a puff of "the lleredd in any notice you make, pile it on as thick as you can. Keep the people stirred up all the time, you understand, so that they will believe the Jlcreddh the great est sheet in the United States." The parting tear was shed, and the editor left. The following night, while he was far away from home, his wife died very suddenly. Up on the assistant devolved the duty of announcing the sad intelligence to the public, lie did it as follows: "gone, but not f o g o it en." We are compelled this morning to perform a duty which is pecu liarly painful to the able assistant editor who has been engaged upon this paper at an enormous expense, in accordance with our determina tion to make the Jferedd a first class journal. Last night death suddenly and unexpectedly snatch ed away from our domestic hearth (the best are advertised under the head of stoves and furnaces upon our first page) Mrs. Agatha 1. Burns, wife of Rufus P. Burns the gentemanly editor of the Jfeuedd (lerms three dollars a year, invari ably in -advance.) A kind mother and exemplary wife. (Office over Coleman's jrrocery, up two fights of stairs. Knock hard.) We shall miss thee, mother, we shall miss thee. (Job printing solicited.) Funeral at half-past four, from the house just across the street from the Herald office. Gone to be an angel now. (Advertisements in serted for ten cents a square.)" Well, the editor arrived home that day at noon. Slowly and sad ly he was observed to arm himself with a double-barreled fowling piece, into which he inserted two pounds and a half of bullets. He marched over to the office, followed by an immense crowd. The assist ant editor was busy in printing a big placard to be tacked on the hearse. It bore the legend, "Buy your . coffins of Simms, over the Herald "office." The assistant editor cast his ev'es around and per ceived his chief. Care sat upon that wan cheek, and thunder clothed his brow, lie leveled Ids gun. The assistant did not wait. With one wild and awful yell he jumped from the second story win dow, and struck out for the golden shores of the Pacific. It is be lieved he eventually swam over to China. The Chief Justice's Democracy- The Cincinnati Enquirer has in terviewed Chief Justices Chase, of the United States Supreme Court, and gives the following : Reporter "Do you approve of the "new departure" doctrines of modern Democracy?" Mr. Chase "I object to the term "new departure." I think the Democratic party have taken no new departure. The change is simply a return to the original principles of Democracy as advo cated by the crreat founders of the ml I party, and does not embrace the creation of any political ideas. I remark again that a strict adher ence to the ancient principles of the Democratic party, and the principles of equity and justice which underlie the foundations of the government, will secure the ultimate success of the national Democratic party, and result in the overthrow of less honest and more unseruplous organizations." "The return to original princi ples," sir ? When you declare that the founders of the Demo cratic party advocated not only the "freedom" of the negro, but his right to the elective franchise, you make an assertion that stamps the uttercr as a falsifier, and his Democratic hearers as ignorant of the character of the corner stone of their political temple. AT Y. Day Booh. Democratic journals of New Jersey speak with much confidence of the probable severe defeat in the comim- election, of Cornelius Walsh" the Radical candidate for Governor of that State. Air. Walsh is not a popular man among j the Radicals, whereas Mr. Joel j Parker, the Democratic candidate, ejoys the universal confidence and esteem of his party. Results of Radicalism. Had there been no Radical party there would have been no war. With the advent of that partv came terrible disasters from which the country can never recover. We do not here refer so much to the material destruction which ensued the dreadful loss of life but to the pernicious principles 2"ropa ga ted among the people as a conse quence of the demoralization whicfe follows all civil wars. We no longer find that high regard for law, honor and morality which for merly obtained among our public men. Vice no longer wears that "frightful mein" in which it was once clothed. Men in high places hesitate not to sedl themselves and influence to carry out the schemes of corrupt plunder "rings." The President himself lends the power of his great office to enrich him self, his family and chosen friends at the expense of the public. Radicalism lias proved a blighting disease which is sapping the foun dations of public virtue, honesty and patriotism. In an economic point of view it has proved equally disastrous. It has imposed a burden of taxation upon the people terrible to contem plate, and which must continue to weigh upon and oppress them be yond the present generation. The following figures from the World presents the case in a condensed form: We commenced our public exist? cnec in 1702. From that year to 1800 inclusive, a period of sixty eight years, the people of tins country were taxed a net revenue, exclusive of loans, 1,792,870,238. During these years we paid off the first war debt, went throucrh the war of 1S12, the Florida and Mex ican wars, bought Lousisiana, Cal ifornia, and Florida, and handed over the governtment to the Rad icals with a debt amounting to $77,055,077. This is one picture. Now ex amine the other. In April, 1805, the war ceased. The fiscal year commences in July. From July, 1S05, to July, 187, a period of six fiscal years of pro-0 found peace, under the sublime financial rule of the Radicals, Ave raised 62,030,431,978, exclusive of any loans, and are still nearly o 62,300,000,000 in debt. Six years' of Radical rule during peace has cost the people fifty- per cent more money than during sixty-eiglit years of their previous national existence. How Protection Protects- Lue summer tourist who goes out to Shirley Point, near Boston to partake of Tail's celebrated fish-dinners, will noUfail to obseffve a certain extensive ruin there sit uate. It is a group of buildings, comprising, within a lofty in closure, a set of aoppor smelting works, and a long row of dwellings and work-shops ; in fact, a village of apparently 200 or 300 inhabi tants, for whose labor the works, and for whose lodgment the dwell ings, had been elaborately and systematically constructed." But not a single soul now tenants shop, factory, or dwelling. Ail is as de serted as Goldsmith's "Auburn." The east wind whistles through the unglazed windows of the cotj tages, bats Hit through the doors and owls hoot dismally in the de sorted belfry of the factory. And as the "loveliest village of the plain" was depopulated by the oppression of a tyrannical monarch, so this village by the sea has been despoiled through the workings of a law of Congress passed to "pro tect American Industry." In plain words, the rum ot Shirley Point is a mournful monument of the pres ent tariff. A few years ago, the village at Shirley Point was doing a thriving business smelting cop per ores and the villagers were living comfortably off the wages of the men employed in the works, when down swooped Chandler, ,-pf Michigan, champion of American industry, and pushed through Con gress a new tariff on copper ores. For one of the results of which, and a fair and cogent illustration of how Protection protects, go to Shirley Point and inspect the ruins there. Chicago Tribute. . . A laughable tiling took place at a revival meeting somewhere in Mississippi not long since. The minister noticed a seedy looking chap in one of the seats looking as though he needed religion or a good square meal. So he stepped up to him and asked him if he were a Christian. "No, sir," said he; "I am editor of the Republi can paoer in this place." "Then in the name of God, let us pray replied the devoted minister. "Some Other Fellow's. 'V- "What substitute can there be for the endearments of one's sisters exclaimed Mary. "The endear ments of some "other fellow's sis ter." rcniied John. 4. - i. -.. o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o 0 O G o o o o o O o