o P o O SSSKBSSSSg! "5. PWfffiT OltEGOX CITY, OSEGOy, 1?J3IIAY, JUXE , 5.871 m, 31, jl h ' o jeS y""'- fc-i hi I J t-4 M IA H f TetH 4 1 . Ei)c iDcckln (Enterprise. A DEMOCRAT": PAVER, roll TI!E business IVlan, the Farmer FAMILY CIRCLE. ViM KI) KVKKY F3iI-VY DY a. noLTsr?, editou a.vi ruiiLisni:r- 1 1 TERMS of A" cnsCMP TIOX: 'Single Copy one year, in advance, i'i 50 y'Ave -i v -i r-.' tisixg 'Transient .1 1 vert i-em-u. itn lLidsiig a!l notices. (4 - . l I.' i lies, 1 w . S 2 ."(' 'o r e i ;ii - i 'J --''l i -"t 1 !' -'' tinii I ':)ne C )Iu n'l, o.ie year $120 00 Half " ' nrter 'liu-iiitess Canl, 1 sri'inre out1 ye.ir. . 4.) . 12 .3- !l-vn'tt inrr t be m.-'ile at Ve risk o ' Subs: ribens , and ROOK A. XI) JOB I' HEX TLX (!. t?BT l'!ie ivit-Tpri-sc! !!i: e i.s Mjjii;icd with 'h.:jtir,il. ii jr-vt?J tyl-.- of type. siimI u.oi- "tiie I'ropi iftir t d ) .1 h Piiutin at ail times Seat, Quick and Cficaji ! W "Ar iv'.i -i il.e.ie.l. 'All llnin'i tr 1. -if icf ions upon a Spicie 6.s-x. B U SIX ESS C 1 1UJ S Altorney at Lav, Ortgon Ciaj-, Origon. Septl'tdy. , 'TOIIX y. liACOX, n-K ,f -if Importer and Dealer ju f i(f STATION Ell V, rEUEEMEJlV. JLc, At.. O'-poon C'tii, Oregon. At Charw.iofy IV.tnu-r ohl st.n.d, !ofAy oc cupied lJ . Ac.': fri.'tn, Main s-tittd. in tf JOHN FLEMING, 'J-jp' iEAi.r.n in U0DXSAID STATIONTRYi IN -MYEIiS" FlftE-PKOOF EtlK'K, M 1 V STttK KT . OR v ("ty, enr.'-eN'. fACK & WELCH, OFFICK In Old Ftll-w' Te-.ple, corner iU' Fir.-t ami Abb r Stiv. t-, Fottiand. Tiie pafi enai:" of line destr !i2 supi-ruir .operatm s i in -pec'eal reioic-t. Nitrousox-id,- bo- the aiales exttaeiioe f t.-.th. rS"Arti 'cia! teeth "'net'- r than tiia best," 'and a a )" p U. t!(t c.'ti- tpe-yt. Dee. 21:tf Dr. J, II . HATCH, DENTIST. The patronage of triose der-uiu2 rir-si Cia ,14 Operation, is respect tutly solicited. ...Satisfaction in ait ca.-es guai anteed. X. . 'Xrtrorn Or j I- aduiiiii-terea for the il'ainless Kxtraetion of Teeth. Os't'iCK- In Wei pant's new bail. jit:. 2, "est aide yf Firt street, l.ciwi-eu Aider and Aear orison t,-eets, Portland, Oregon. "Livs and Let Live.' JIELDSS X- STiJiCKLEK, DEAl.r.ILS 1?, COc'.sTUY 1'ROiiUiE, CHOI CI WINI.S AND LItU(,r- U. the old ,-t 1:1,1 of A'oitm. II & F (Ids Otegon Cit , 0rc2 tf T II. W ATKINS, M. D , SURGEON'. PotiTi.vNt). Ota:o( n. OFFICE -OA 1-Miows" Temple, corner 'ir5t and Mdir -treets tte.-idcuce corner ot .Main and Seventh streets. V. F. HIGHriELD, q Established ime lsi'.).at tlu- "H stand, M tin Street, Oregon City, Cre-jon. An Assortment ot ate tic . -ie -plrv. ati 1 S. t' fin mi is' weight ad;s, all of wit't -h are warranted t.n he a- renre-eated. lie iiritir- d io oa short noilcc. n l t1! Ci't il for p st (avers. CLZVRX GREEITMAN, Tt - 1 I - - ,i on EG OX CI TV. tfcjL, VII anlers fir t hp -tel tverv of merchan tis ? oi' pi -kazes and freight ot" whatever les ycripti a. to in v ) trt o the eity, willbeexc C".ttel promptly and with care." JEW YOllK HOTEL (Deutfehes raft'-ansA "II 0. IT Front, Street, ...r.r.vte th- Mail steam ship laading. I'ertland. )r?2'n. H. IIOTHFOS, J. J. VTTLKENS, p n o p 11 1 f. t o 11 s . Eoard ret" Week f 5 00 . fi 00 . l on with I.od gi n 2- Dav A. G. WALLING'S Pioneer Boole Bsndery- O II EGO MAX IJUILDINii, Corner of Krtml nml Al 'ir Street, PORTLAND, OREGON. "BLANK P.00K.S RULED and ROUND to an v desired pattern. MUSIC BOOKS, MAGAZINES. NEWS TAPERS. Etc., bound m every variety ot -6tvle known to the trade. Orders from tli countrv promptly at tcniii fc. That Liberty- mi . 1 5icneiOis The Orojotn'in p;ys that we were in the j bit u-n v.:,rs a 20 ofdHcSarinjr that our Dr. Hall in his health nrtiel.-s. i.oenif's were neir.pc laicen away Irmn 11s. That js so. and osie by one ihey tiavebecti s'la'ched from the jieeple. nniil tiiev -are now clt wi;h a dictator tlu powers cen terei in one man, and State.- IJiirirs. 1111- less it be fur the benefit of Jiiilical officials- have been totally obliterated What we can'ianed the people ;iun-a ten years a 20. has c-me to pas. and to d v every State in the Union is como'ete! y a1 the mercy of the Executive. When these Radical editors say the recent outrajre'' bill is an act to protect the Southern peo ple from tie ravages ot the Ku-KIux. ihey either lie n- d.) not nnder.-iand the ! cliamher or iioiise being so ttliin lueinin ot the act. That bill is absolute vitinif, the baciielor is inclined to p uwer .0 the President to declare uiarti il seek diversion outside, ill suppers law in any State of the Utiin. wle-ther with friends, in clubs which arc Nu-ili or S.ach. and it iNo ives his f,d loweisan opporaiiiity tocieate;i di'iiili anee on eiecnon day. and by t!)' mean. place the commune v iii liost.Iitv to the -.utra-e act. and subject them to its penal lies, and lleis have the people de oiveil of a liniit to vote (a enj-y any o ' tn-r L'naraiaeed rijih' of a ci izen. Yes. the I. bellies of the people are taken, and now. wane loin nniii.uijs of mrues have become apparently !!;'. ! !uj '.vl.iie men hivel'is: their freedom and to-tiay are alijeci slaves to a tle-p.iL an 1 ab s lute I rant, with greater pu-.ver thati a ty one man ever pos-essed in any couu try, who.-e will is tije supieu'e law of the laid. While we dec! all d tea years ay ihat our liberties weie bein wre.-ted iioiu us. events since then have proved that we were correct, and lo,:ly the Ameiican people are. while yet nominabv live, the yit.st abject sub; ec.s d' any n a lion on the fat chains are ijein ot the earth, and the .bound tighter and tighter as cilcililir tances win admit. Let not the lite piaipie tie deceived b those paia sci ib.eis. w hose only object is to serve their master and aid him :u dostro ii'g iln last vi.-tae-e et on- n ice tree yovenuiient. let the e'.s of the people be opened and .-ei- v.heiicev.'e al'e t i J t i i 1 jjt . Tile liiiitl'e -.access el ilie traitors in power wiil be the hist of tree government, and we a-k in all sincei ii s . thai the people look am aid ihem ami save 'he pneeie.-s. heri i;i.2(- leh. theia by a pu'rioac at ices in . a nit b.i.ni pariisan leeiin.2 lead you iid the place Iroui where there is im Oevo reairinr.2- Ti.lt: - A Ke iiibiieau e.vehaieze ti nt'i fnlly says ; The (.jovertemmt .ctmld betur ai.eld to brin.2 home every Carpet b;i22er now enuaed in Soudieru politics, and 't him up in a re.-jiectabie liu-iness or e'ue htm a pension, liian to pe.r.-tie tin fa'al policy of continual lVderii in'o' meddiing uith jan'eiy local a)';'ii's. Th precedents already est ab'is'ie.J . op aboni to lie under the new Ku-Kbtx bill tire (d the most mi-c!d"voits kind and will almost inevitably fe-ai ptaoific crops of evil hereafter. Thiies of lhat Soft tire invariably double ed-red. and il fe cut (Tuiileston aiai .Mobile today. Ihev may ne.X' year be turned with equal effect ami -1st ihiSiott and liai''W." An t'.xciiatiu' e says ttiu Join ;r. issioner I lea-coon -on Sa'ttrdiy made an import aat leei-"("iii concerning bequests to re ligions association-, which in his opinion are not exempt from ! ixiti n."? Ot coin.'e nothing is exempt from tax i tion. The Radical- would tax ; man tor tlie privilege ol' d via 2 if they could. A' they cannot, they make the administrator pay a tax on settiin;; his estate. Congress voted Nicholas i'. Tii.-t 310 Oiia tit ihe late .-e-sion for fits services in Mexico in our a..w long ao vvai and peace. Eut wllen he went to get his nionev at the Tre.i-ury Depa 1 ' men t he found Central ihcler bad itojipe-d lite juivinetit on ;i claim of 2." per cent, for attoruevs fees! (.'an nothing get i!tron2h (eutirress that does not pay loll to ll:i man ".' - Spri 'injlh ' R -pattiUyin. ('.I'taitdv iiodiing e n pa-s from whieh oil ' mav be ex:ef e( 1 that he d-.es ma demand it. lb' resisted amnesty. Cut re peated ami Voluntary pledj.es to proon-e ji 'in.j.nii i.c.il" could no, be levied in r. movittg' d;sabia;ies : and it is notorious here dtat hi- exttetiops ttfe j l-t as un scrupulous as thev were at New Orleans , u li.-n pinmb-r was the only recognise.- tneans of purioasni. ami loyan'y coti--isted in enlivening cotton, pla'e and spoon's itro pefsonal wealth. (bmera! (en don li is jnst hramlod him in lioston. as he is upprecia'ed in Coiilo ts ;! n p.f I'eno-nt of his. r llee-iug upon the the cii irac't r of any ir.m in the community . is. unless otherwise endorsed, entitled I" DO Coll-id.erat lots " - P.tlf'nit. YYoon's Hoi sKaoia) M.v- z.si:. Mos hearti'v do we ve'e nie die May number of Wood's Ilouseho'd Mag i.ine. We hardly lecogni.ed i: a- it entered our etbee in its new spring clothes ; but w.'tiV ailnerittg the foior and quality of i s dress, we were delighted to discover lit n it adoined our old Irii nd. 1 be improve ujents wltich have bdiowed tbii k nid fas' in this Magazine show the ettterpt s -and success of i s pnhlis'iers. The he ivy naper is a great addi iu as we'd as die cover, and i's typographical appearance is unsurpassed. - content.- are unexceptionable, and jtniniisr i's list of con'ribteors are some ot the most noted writers of the day. W e do not understand how Mr. Woo I is able to do so much for so li'tle money never !m b'ss we are veiy e-t...H t 1 aeknowfedg his UCii'.eVem.en'S. "Tile M iglSU'te is fnilli-tied tor lie sin ill sum of one dollar. Seeet men c-pv free. Addtess S. S. V oed i & Co.. Ne-aburg. N. Y. B.u.t.oi s J!.viiA7.ixt: kok Ji nk. D illon's M igazine lor June has appeared with a list of contents which will tempt the most irdifferent f li erarv epicures. There are s uae t u enty-six diffei eut articles in the lane number, some of dtem hand-nmely iiius'ra'ed. Terms. SI 50 per yea'-, or it: 1... X.' ..-!.. .",'1 b,e country?' Address Thomes Ta.bot, J3 OoagneB Street, Dosto?. I Rta:ons vhy Married lltn Outlive jives the toilovvi:!- reasons m ny 'married neison live lotiuer t hai! tliose who remain Millie . - JJa.-h t'lors are alwavs m :i siaie 01 mi- n-st ; thev i'e'el tmsettled. It' m- floors arter sin'er ineie i .1 then sei,c 01 sohtarmes, m-mu-r .1 sa.iuess, ir not sellieu mei.ne muv , with all its depressing initueuees ; ami many hours in the coarse or the year are spent in uloomy inac tivity, which is adverse to a good ei'uv-non and a igorous and healthy circulation. His own la t foi I net ories t tnteni pcrance and licentiousness, or to tuoso more tin blnhini; associations: which, under the cover of ('arkness, lead t( sl '-'l ' ' i oi'Iuaitii ami morals, .and when tiiese .are gone, the way tlownwtiid to an untimely grave is rapid and certain. On theother hand, marriage haigthens a man's life by its making home inviting; bv t lie softeniii'jf influences wiiifh it has upon the character ami the dt'ecti bv the cultivation ( the better feelings of our nature, and in that proportion saving from vit e and crime. There can he no healt hful development of the physi cal functions of our nature without marriage; it is necessary to the perfect man for Divinity has an nounced that it was "not good for t man to be alone." Marriage eaves a laudible ami j happy object m life, the provision j for wife ami children, their pres- cut comfort and iuture welfare, j the enjovment in witnessing t he! r j IMDllIIIOSS :m Tile ( :M V lOlll'- v participation m aRetdionate m-1 lie leiaiiaiige 01 inougiit ami sentiment j ..1 t.i. 1. i t : : and sympathy ; tlieseare the con siderations which antagonize sor row ami lighten the burdens of life-; 'has strewing flowers and cast in" sunshine all along its path wnv. Voltaire said: "The more mar ried men you have, the fewer crimes there will be. Marriage renders a man more virtuous and more wise. An unmarried man is but half a perfect being, and it requires the other halt to make t hings right. ; and it caunot be ex pected that, in this i.mnerfecr state, lie can keep the straight path of rectitude, any more than a boat with one oar can keep a straight course. In nine cases out of ten, where married men become drunk ards, or where they commit crimes against the peace of the communi ty, the foundation of these aids was laid while in a single state, or where the wife is, as is sometimes the case, an unsuitable match. Marriage! changes the current of a man's feelings, and gives him a centre for his thoughts, his affec tions, ami his acts. Here is a home -or the entire man, and the counsel, the affections, tin- example, and the interest .of his better half keep him from erratic course;-, ;:ml from fail ing into a thousand temptations to which he would otherwise be exposed. Therefore, the fiiend to marriage is the friend to society and to his count rvr Some Years ag i"o Hon. Horace Gree e- in a bcture Oeioieai 1 .1 Club.ivmai ked: "It is strange how close the people read the papers. We never sav auvthing that no body (hurt like out Avnat we soon 1 hear of it, and everybody Jells us about it. Hut if once in a while we happen to sav a good thing" we never hear that nobody stems to notice that. We may pay some man a hundred compliments and give him a dozen puffs, ami he takes it as a tribute Io hi great nes and never thinks anything about it, ivj t't' -things it does him any good. Put if we happen to say something that be don't like, or sosm t hiug t hat he imagines reflects on him or his character, see how quick he flies up and gats mad about it. All our evil is duly charged to us. Teat we never, ap parently, get any credit for what good we do. Every editor ot a year's giowth knows the truth of what Horace speaks. A pupil of the Abbe Sicord gave the following; extraordinary an swers ; "What is gratitude?" "Gratiude is the memory of the heart," 'What is hope ?" "Hope is the besom ofhajipiness.1' "What is the differ nee between hope and desire S " Desire is a tree in leaf, hope is a tree in flower, and enjoyment is a tree in fruit. Never attempt to do anything that is not right. Just as sure as vim do, von will get into trouble. If vou even suspect that .anything I is wrong, do it not until you are j VOIU' suspicions are ground ! less. Tii3 Han vio Drinks Tin' ni.ni who lrinl:s is never, in the i iui, "the man who lanirhv 1 iir ls .m-ra. 1 y t he- man w ho w(t,, or for w j(;r;1 hers mast shed hit - I . ter tear He i, alas ! a me it n !... n! no nartienlar elas ot soriclv. Y on meet iiitn everywhere trotn rne imv.'st to the niti'iiest t aces of , tis world, anu always h,ni not, otilv his own wor.-t enemv hat j the unconeious enemy ot all wl 10 trust m him. 11 uinoim .1 o.ui t a nara-work- ing ineehaiii.-s, voa lind on- who, on wages oth; s, d yem suiucieut for decent ciotii.'s, tldv roo.ais ma comfortaole d.'iiiiers, is alwavs at. 100"t lie; ads nl:i his landlord, ;ual always complaining of hard titnes, ten to one he is the man who 'li'oixs. If on the Julg-e's bench you meet a man w no deals unjustly, who judges unrighteously, who is i Daniel i-b.-ter, who held that lacetious in t he presence ijf mierv, j grt'at portfolio under most of the and makes crime a jest, and t he ad ministration of John Tyler, but sct'lence of some poor wretcii an : there were manv loubters. I re-ex-aise for stupid puns and vulgar; member being present at a dinner witticisms, there you may know j given at the National Hotel by the man who drinks in his own j Commodore Stockton. of New snug little room, u- rhai.s, not ; j openly, but sill the same, a drunk- ard. If von see a woman worn and pale and wretched for some un- j of Kentuckv ; George lianeroft, of known cause, fear in her eye and j N"W York; Robert J. Walker, of anxiety in he oice, youth gone I Misb-ippi, and John ll. Tliomp too early, and her daily 1 uties san, of New Jersey all since dea l, mere sad burdt .11s, ten to one her j but. Bancroft , no w at Berlin. Com husbaml is the man who drinks; I modore Stockton was evceediiedv for who evet that man to j keep his vow, and love, cherish and protect his wif-V The beggar child ren in the gut tors, ignorant, vile and wretched! beyond description, are his o li spring. 1 m gahows sometimes oi,l (.aids his Inc. i Ue lean u in i roiks is not The man who drinks t i- a.iways an lulot, rts one might I li! g 1 en 1 st statesmen nave ceased to be great; the best writers 111 the w o 1 1, aive dropped their pens wneu thev were most useful and most brilliant splendid fol- !, . 1 !...:.. 1 low whom men uutun e t and Wiiom women loved have . , 1 alien in their heyday, half the world is a fail'. ire, its hopes all wrecked, its love : t i i i 1 off -ring on ;t ruined shrine its schemes dead fail tires, its crimes legion, its prisons and its charua'-ho:i-e full because of the man who drinks. How t:i;cy i:i: ;:ivi- It. The Augusta (Ga.) special correspond ent of the A' Y. lie writing under date of April 1Q savs; "A quiet grin is about all the re sponse this part of the vineyard makes to the ivu-Klux bill. Some thing like a year ago there was an organization in many counties of this Suite wipe)) might have an swered pretty we'd the idea id' the mysterious riders, but for months past nothing of this kind has been in existence. The Ivu-Klux is merely t he old vigilance commit tec, and as the State litis settled down into a conditio!! of calm that is al most sleepiness, -there are no rapes or arsons ami cohscqmdillv 110 Kit Ivlux. The best witch finder could hardiv scare up a ;.::eir.o orevdops in a month's ':e;av!i, and partly frem this knowledge and partly b-.cau-e it has fallen into rather a contemptuous opm:on of the efii eaoy of Congressional legislation the South hardly stirred at the Ku-KIux biii. The t rut h is, all t he fine law-work of Congress in re gard to this section is thrown away. 1 remember in one of Scott's nov els that he speaks of a servant maid whose temper had grown callous at the daily exacerbation received from the tongue of her mistress, and the idea fits very well here. The South don't care for Congress. It has been badg ered into i tid die ren co, and seen so many acUs thafTer-ti' to have con sumed the whole earth dissolve awav into impotence, that noth ing less than an ear! hquako could now shake its equanimity. Prigham Young's delegate in Congress is evidently sharp enough to meet his nn-aintly associates m that bo half wav. it) any litih encounter of wits they mav choo-e to seek, you nov "How many wives have '"' one of them asked him file oilier tlav. Jaiougii to keep 1 me from running after other peo ple's," he promptly r re u ico., 1 ! 1 The questioner forth with telired to the lobby "to see a man." A Quaker 'naden of GO in In diana accepted an offer from a Presbyterian deacon, and on being remonstrated with by a delegation of Friends appointed to wait upon her, tor ts: arret rig out of the meet- tlls t), squaw went among bet ing, replied "Look here! I've, been j j;l!r. The girl don't want any w aiting just sixtv years for tin- ! -urtre Indian, if she knows her own meeting to marrv me, and if t 'ne i meeting don't want me to marry out of it, why don't the meeting bring on its bov?" The delgation departed in silence. II o -a- to MaivK a Hot Bed. ! Set the matti-os- oa tiro. COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, Kow Euc'ianan could keep a Secret. j Colonel Fo-nev jor itintK'S his m- ; to rsi t i ix j)erso:!;U ;.'.(.'(. I irvtiotis ill 1. ! , :c V.-iIii n-K .:. SuixIr v Cnronide, : f,-, . t.,,.. .,,,,.,!...,. ..V ,,.1.;..!. ! i.in ,i HIV" imilKH 1 VJl U lilt. 11 V. -1 i" tl ('.-l,;,,,,! ;,,, ,:,- b.,-o minr secrets eonH',-,1 la thorn, and ..,.-. ,:, ; 1 : cue them from dan-erous revela- I th.i. Tl, ..r.t ,l.,u;i.,n- .,, oiljeial secret I ever knew was j ames l;i( hanan. i his mav have; ; resulted trom Ins cold and unim - passioned nature. Certain it is, i.e ! never betraved what took phiec either in th.. Senate or in t leC.aOi - net. lhe manner m wltudi he pre- served and kept from public viev ! the fact of his lumiiuatiou as See- j retary of State under President I Polk, twenty-seven years ago, is a ; good illust rat ion. lie was ?vgarl- ed as the probable successor or A ei sev. a fe w davs lieiore the 111- angura'?in of President Polk, in j Pcbruarv LS1.". Among t he guest s were (General William O. Putler, anxious to discover the material of! the incoming Cabinet, and he of- fered a wager that he could name a majority of the men who were to compost. it. i ne wager was taken by Mr. 'Cuchanan, without un ailu-i.m to liis contingent con nection with the new Administra tion, lie w as st careful and cau t'ous that up to the time of his nomination bv President Polk, no 1 friend not. even the one nearest to him could positively assert that, he would be associated, with it in any wav. T:ir. FaiiiTuial. The Oakland t: ." .s in speaking of the result of this triad the following sensible reman-'s on tne su'eect : , 1 '"Til" lesson to h" learned from all this fearful history, will, we earnest ly trust, not be lost upon society, espoeiutiv upon the young men and women who are to be the fathers and mothers of the next generation. In Mrs. Fair and Mr. ( d ii i taoieii both they have verifi cation of the sacred truism, 'The wages of sin is death ;' for though she escape the hangman, the world henceforth will be to her as voice less and dreary as the grave. In her they have a type of abandoned womanhood, living without, God aid scorning all His law"., hating moral restraint, seolling at all things pure, womanly and good, and living only fer 'elfish greed and degrading passions. How horribly has love been travestied in this ! La-t fathers of faaiilieo re member Crittenden as one whose iiigh career aid noble qualities were vitiated .and poisoned by 'his besej t ieg --in, and be contented it ii those ml y bonds which (io 1 . 1 ' estabnsne m soeiet y ; let l hem be v, are of d he strange woman that liaUereth with her lip-, know ing bv such histories as this that "her fee' go down to hell and hay hold on the chambers of death.1" . - -f - Goethe was in company with a mother ami daughter, when the lat ter, b"iug reproved for something, Ida -lied and burst into tears. lie :-aid to the mother: "How beauti uil your reproach has made your brighter. That, crimson hue and those silvery tears become her tiu"h better than any ornament of gold or pearls; those mav be hung on the la ck of atiy woman ; the-e are ever seen connected with moral ritv. A lull-blown flower 1 sprinkled with the purest hue is not so beautiful as this child blush ing beneath her patent's diplea tir -, and shedding tears of sorrow 'br her fault. A blush is the sign wr lieu nature, hangs out to show where chastity and hotter dwells.'" No Moi::: Ivpiax. An Iowa girl, who rend Cooper's novels un til she-'became impressed with the idea that she could never be happy unless as the bride of a "red man of the forest," found one last week, married liim, and went to the batiks of the Sylvan stream where; he trapped for rnukrats She onlv s aved one n;ghf, and came home with a black eve, and had to send for a bottle of hair restorative. It seems the noble savage got drunk an 1 punched her in the eye, while heart Eve was the only woman that never threatened to go and live with mama. And Adam was the 1 ui! v man that never tantalized his wife about the "way mother used t9 ccoi.1 Few readers can be aware, until thev have had occasion to test the tact, how much labor and "research is oft ei! saved by Mich hs ''the fol lowing, the work ol'iMH' now in itis grae. If "history is poetry5 then here is poetry personified: 1 GOT Virginia settled by the English. 1GU Xew York settled bv the ! Dutch 10:20 Massachusetts settled bv 1 ju, Puritans. t?-l v,,,,. T,,..,- cm1-1 h..t.n ; Datcli. '1 027 Delaware settled by the Swedes :md Fim:. l 1 n-i Vm-vfiM,! .tthwl 1.,- ft... Irish. ; img Connecticut settled bv the ruritans. j icfii) Rhode Island settled by j Uo.,- Williams. 1F.50 North Carolina settled bv J the English. 1670 South Carolina settled bv the Ilugeonots. IGSJ Pennsyvania settled by William Peuu. 17;2 Georgia settled by Gener al Oglethorpe. 1701 Vermont admitted into the Union. 1 702 Kentucky admitted into the Union. 1 700 Tennessee admittted into the "Union. IHO'JOhio admitted into the Union. 18N Louisiana admitted into the Union. IS 6 Indiana admitted into the Union. 1817 Mississippi admitted into the Union. 1810 Alabama admitted into the Union. 1820 Maine admitted into the Union. 1821 Missouri admitted into the U nioii. 1 -dd .Michigan admitted into the Union. ISdJ Arkansas admitted into the Union. 18 L3 Florida admitted into the Union. lS i-6 Texas admitted into the Union. 18 17 Iowa admitted into the Union. 1818 Wisconsin admitted into the Union. 18"0 California admitted into the Udon. 18.30 Oregon admitted into the Union. Chant's Kkmanoj-:. "The ox knoweth his own r, and the ass his master's crib." p is on this principle that. Gen. Grant hopes lor a reuommat ion. As the ji.'o- pie draw away irom mm, ne tans oaek lor support upon his ofnee holdors. Those who stand tire he retains. Those who show signs of defection he turns out. lie has already out off the heads cd' ;-r;me ot 'the friends of Sumner, Ti urnhull, and Sehurz, and he is now bring ing to the block those of Pent on and Greeley. In his speech at. Washington last week. Senator Morton, who is to lie Secretary of State on the retire ment of Fish, laid down the pro gramme by v, hich t he beneficiaries of the Administration are to regu late, thtir con bud, Grant being ? u'esent. an 1 assisting, and greedily drinking in the fulsome flattery which .Morton, in violation of all taste and propriety, poured out upon him, while poor Colfax was compelled to stand by ami smile as lie saw his ambitious hopes for a nominal ion dashed to the ground. If .Morton and Grant, had a grain of shrewdness, they would know that of' till possible agencies for se curing a Presidential nomination, a reliance upon officeholders is the most inefficient, unstable, and worthless, because it is peculi arly o lions to the great body o'" the people. They regard recipients of Executive patronage, who plan and palaver for the renomiuation of the man that feeds them, as being in fluenced by no higher motives than those which impel the ox to recognize lhe herdsman that fills ais stall with fodder, and the ass to greet with a friendly bray the muster that, leads him" up ti) the well-filled crib. 2cw York Sun. A kind-hearted little spouse, bon neted and shawled, very recent ly appeared at the door of a room where her good-nat nred liege-lord was about, to indulge in a comfort able 8UOOZC. "My dear, I am going shopping-. What shall I bring vou to comfort you. "I don't know, love ; I don't think of anything I want particu larly just now. Come and ki-'s ni". I will tell yon, however, what I don't want "you to bring me "What is it pray ? "Pray don't bring mo in debt." Conscience is a sleeping giant; we mav lull him into a longer or shorter slumber; but his stmts nro frightful, arid terrible is the hour when he a-wakee, . What the Dem-cracy w.ll do. Under the head of " What the Demoeiutic party will do wheTi in power," the Xew York IVorld of April 27th states some o&the re sults that will foSloa Democratic triumph in the next Presidential election. It says : I. It will limit the annual taxes to 500,000,000 and out ofcthis moderate revenue wi-'l apply $25,- OuOjOOO toward the extinction the public debt ; whereas, the Fed eral taxes tor the last fiscal year annum led to the enormous sum of i tUl t. 25 3.44 7. ' II. It will revise ami reform the system ot taxation so that this di minished annual burden of 250, 000,000 will be equally distributed, ihe present system not only over loads the faithful horse, but ties some of the load to his legs, Cuts a part upon his head, makes hitn drag a portion bv his tail, obstruct ing his freedom of movement, and causing him great annoyance. The Democratic party wiil with- O draw' every pound of the loafl from his limbs and extremity's and collect it upon his back where lie can carry it wit h greatest ease. It will, moreover, take good care thrtt the taxes find their way into tho public treasury, and not into the pocket's of the greedy, grasping monopolists. III. The Democratic party will rectify the abuses ot the present banking system : extinguishing monopoly by making the business free Ui ail who comply withHhe conditions; stopping the interest on Government bonds while ill pledge to secure bank circulation, and guarding against a redundant currency by cempelliu!? the bauktf) to redeem their notes in .specie. IV. It will revive our prostrate shipping interest and restore to rvinerican citizens their ioijrper large share in the inleresU'- of na& igatien, by free trade in ships and the re-peal of the d-uties on articles used in their const ruction. Y. It will extend and 5mplete the system of universal suffrage by abolishing the term of icsidcnce now required for lUdmSlization, and give intelligent whit emi grants the same advantages en joyed by our colored population. I'here is no reason why a thrifty German who emigrates to Texas and buys a farm, should not at once be as favored a citizen as the South Carolina negro wfto emi grates to Texas in the same year aid is employed by the German as a label c'r. - o. ; YI. The Democratic party will faithfully fulfill all the obligations created by the public debt in their letter and spirit, and will secure to disabled soldiers the full amount of their pensions, without allowing a dollar to be deducted for the fees of agents. YH. It will repeal all laws which permit the. Federal Govern ment or any 'of its oiiieers to in terfere with elec tions in the Spates. Vilf. It will make it a high misdemeanor, punishable, by dis missed from tlie 'service, for any officer of the army or9iavy to aid in the suppression of donesti(j) violence in a State unless the State authorities have made a previous application to the President for it c 1 assistance, 111 conformity to tne Constitution; or to mteifeie for enforcing any Federal law un less a Federal Jud e shall have previously certified that tlie execu tion of the laws is resisted by a combination too powerful t?) be overcome by the Marshal and his 1HJSC r. . IX. The Democratic pnrty will remove all the political disabilities ami disqualifications imposed (for pai t icipation in the late civil war. Here are no flourishes, no bun come, no vague, cloudy theories which cannot be reduced t prac tice. Ii' there is any Southern citizen who does not think this ltet of measures would bring relief from and redress of present evils and grievances, we eantfot respect his judgment. And if, cm ' the other hand, any Pepublit-.n insists that the policy lu re sketched is ao bundle of negations and dead issues, he forfeits all claim to be considered a candid opponent. A photographer in one of tho country towi s of Massachusetts was recently visited by a young woman, who with sweet simplicity, asked, '" How long does it take to o-et your photograph after jou JiaVC ICil Unit iuc.i.-ui e; . . I ..IV V" V A good conscience is better tlrati two witnesses it will consume your grief as the sun dissolves ice.o It is a spring when you arehirsty t a staff when you are weary a screen when the sun burns a pil low in death. A lady in London got the idea into her head that the devil was in her, and hung herself. If women go to hanging themselves for a lit tle thing like that, they are going to be migbtv scarce, that's s!l, o o 0 O 0 O o o o o O O '9 O o o o o G O 0 o