v . - : -''" O Vol. . OBEGOS CITY, OREGOff, FRIDAY, APRIL Si, 1871. NO. ! o O a 5 uiLtaxjmiimjaMsmjiim l!)c UJcckln Enterprise. A DEMOCRATIC PAPER, FOR TlfE business Man, the Farmer And tht FAMILY CHICLE. ,VEI) EVERY Fill DAY EY A. fiOLTER, EDITOR AND PUBLISHER. OFFICE Iu Dr.Thes:n -o TERMS of SUBSCRIPTION: S;a Copy one year, in advance, TERMS of ADVERTISING : Tran-ient a-.lvertisetnents. including all , le.tl untiles, l si . of 12 lines, 1 w .$ 2 50 1 00 For e i 'ii mib-cjuetit insertion. - - - (Jolu:nu, one year Iltif " " Q in ter " " Uisiness Card, 1 square one year.. $ 1 2u 00 00 40 12 Ha R, m'!t:inr- to be mode at the risk o Subscribes, and at the expense of Agents BOOk' AND JOB FEINTING. I' he iOutcriu-ise !Tke is Mippiied with .,,,, til',.! ,i;,i,nnVL tV (M ut tviie, a n M 0!1IN"K I'RKSSKS, wlncli win enauit- t le l'ropi-iftor to do Job Footing at ail unit-. Nnit, (nick and Cheap! I'lf Wnrlc -iolicitt-d. AH R'finfi'i-i fr i;..i.tc'u upon a Specie Ji US1XESS CA 11 D S Attorney at Law, Ortgou City, Oitgoii. Pept..l"'.:lv. J oiix ai. bacon, IuiMortcr and Dealer in -Jc-i 1313 CO CI5 55 9 stationkiiv, ri:iiFUMi:i:v. Ac, &c, Oregon d hi, Orcjon. At Ch.:n,i. ll'.irn.rs old t,u;d, lately 00- cut ,1 bu S. A--ki-riwin1 Mam street . 10 tf JOHN FLEMING, rl. J J- DEALER IX BOOKS AND STATIONERY IX MYEUS' FlIUM'ROOF BRICK, M IN' STIIKKT, ORi-r.nv CITY. WELCH, DKXT3STS. "xn. II' OFFICE -In Odd Fellr.w,' Temple, corner ' Fir.-t and Aid. r Stret.-ts, I'ortland. The iatr,.n:iii of tho-e dosirin.fr superior opor.it o s is in special rt -que.-t. Nitrous ox-id-- tor tin- painless extraction of teeth. v--,'Ai ti.ieial teeth -better than the best, ' an 1 as .! Iit rhetpi-it. Djc. 2:;:tf Dr. J, H. HATCH, DENTIST, The pat ronage of tltose desiring tirsi Class Ot-i:i.!i'ix, is respect hilly solicited. 'Satistactioii in all eases guaranteed. X. 1$. 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Tth- UenairinL's done on short nonce. vnd th uikful for past favors. CLARK GREENHAU, TiTu City Drayman, iri-t-' OREfrVy til 1. All orders for the delivery of merchan- or n vkazes and freisrht of whatever des cripti m . M an v p irt o' the city, willbeexe cttel promptly and with care. X KW YOUK HOTEL, (DeHtfclies GafthausO Xo. IT Front Street, opposite th Mail steam ship heulin, Portland. Ores-n. H. R0THF05. J. J. WILKENS, PROPRIETORS. Board per Week fto " ' with Lodging 6 00 " Par 1 00 A. NOLTNER, NOTARY PCBLTC. ENTERPRISE OFFICE Ore;oa 0:?', Ja. l3::f dis; Somtroodyin my Bed- AN OLD BUT TRUE STORY Few of our readers perhaps, have ever been placed in the situation in which our doctor once found himself. Kead his story : " I be lieve captain," said tbe doctor, " I never told you about my adven ture with a woman at my board ing liouse, while I r as attendini; the lectures r" "Xo, lets have it," replied the ! individual addressed, a short ! flabby, fat man, of about fifty, 1 . with a highly nervous tempera ment and a vry red lace. " At th time I attended the lec tures I boarded at a house in which there were no females ex cept the landlady and an old colored cook " Here the doctor made a slight pause and the captain, by way of requesting; him to go on, said : " Well." 41 I often felt the want of female society to soften the severe labor of study and dispel the ennui to which I was subject " t; Well," said the captain. " lint, as I feared that forming acquaintance among the ladies might interfere with my studies, I avoided them all. One evening after listening to a long lecture on physical anatomy and dissecting a large negro, latigued in body and mind, I went to my lodgings. 1 went into the hall, took a lamp and went to my room, it being after one o'clock. I placed the lamp on the table and commenced undressing. I had hardly got my coat olf when my attention W as at tracted to a dress and a quantity of peticoats lying on the chair." ' Well," said the captain, who began to show signs that he was deeply 'interested. " A pair of beautiful small shoes and stockings were on the floor. Of course 1 thought it strange, and was about to retire, but then I thought it was my room, and I had at least, a tight to know who was in my bed." " Exactly," nodded the captain. "Well." " So I took the light, went softly to the bed, and, with a trembling hand, drew aside the curtain. Heavens what a sight ! A young girl I thought an angel was in O O there asleep. u Well," said the captain, giving his chair a hitch. " As I gazed upon her I thought that 1 never witnessed anything more beautiful. I'rom underneath a little niriit can. rivaling me rivaling stiow in whiteness, iell a stray ringlet over a neck and shoulders of alabaster." u Well," said the excited cap tain, giving his chair another hitch. "Xeverdid I look upon a bust more peifectly formed. I took hold of the coverlid and softly pulled it down." " Well," said the captain, betray ing the utmost excitement. "To the waist." " Well," said the captain, drop ping the newspaper and renewing to the position of his legs. "She had on a night dress but toned up before, but I softly open ed the two first buttons. " " Well," said the captain, wrought to the highest pitch ot excitement. " And then, ye gods ! What a sight to gaze upon ! A Hebe, pshaw, words fail. Just then " " Well," said the captain, hitch ing his chair right and left. " I thought I was taking a mean advantage of her siezed my coat and boots, and went and slept in another room." "It's a lie," shouted the excited captain, jumping up and kicking over his chair, " it's a lie !" The Dsvil and Tcm Walker- A STORY OF THE EAST CENTURY. BY WASHINGTON IRVING. As Tom waxed old, however, he grew thoughtful. Having se cured the good things of this world, he began to feel anxious ibout the next. He thought with regret on the bargain he had made with his black friend, and nut, his wits to work to cheat him out of his conditions. He became, there fore, all of a sudden, a violent church-goer. IIe prayed loudly and strenonsly, as if heaven were to be carried by force of lungs. Indeed, one might always tell "cii i.c; u. in Mimed most tiuring the week by the clamor of his Sunday devotion ! The ouior Christians who have been modest ly traveling Zionward were struck with self-reproach at seeino- them selves so suddenly outstrinned in their career by this new made con vert, l oin was as rigid in religion as in money matters; he was stem supervisor and eensurer of his neighbors, and seemed to think every sin entered to their account uecame a cmlit on his page. He even talked ot the prr.fli reviving the persecution of the Quakers and Anabaptists. In a word, Tom's zeal became as his riches. Still, in spite of his strenuous at tention to forms, Tom had a lurk ing dread that the devil after all would have his due. That lie miht not be taken unawares, therefore, it is said he always carried a small Bible in his pocket, lie also had. a creat folio IVible in his countinir-house desk, and wotdd frequently le found reading when j neoole called on business : on such ' i ill i ; occcasions he would lav his green spectacles on the book to mark the piace, while he turned around to drive some usurious bargain. Some say Tom grew a little crack brained in his older days, and that, fancying his end sp proching, he had his horse new shod, saddled and bridled and with his feet uppermost, because that, at the last day, the world would be turned upside down, in which case he would find his horse ready for mounting, and he was determined at the worst to give his friend a run for it. This, however, is probably a mere wife's fable. If he did really take that precaution, it was totally superflu ous at least, so says the authentic old legend, which closes his story in the following manner: One hot afternoon, in the dog days, just as a terrible black thunder gust came up, Tom sac in his counting-house in his white linen cap and India siik morning gown. He was on the point of foreclosing a mortgage by which lie would compel the rum ot an unhappy speculator for whom he professed the greatest friendship. The poor land jobber begged him to grant a few months indulgence. Tom had grown testy and irri tated, and refused another day. "3Iy family will be ruined and brought upon the parish," said the land jobber. "Charity begins at home," cried Tom; "I must take care of myself these hard times." "You have made so much money out of me," said the specu lator. Tom lost his patience and piety. "The devil take me," said he, "'if I have made a farthing." Just then there were three loud knocks at the street door. He stepped out to see who was there1. A bla:-k man with a black horse, which neighed and stamped with impatience. "Tom, you are come for," said the black fellow grufily. Tom shrunk back but too late. He had left his little Hible at the bottom of his coat pocket, and his big Bible on the desk, buried under the mortgage he was about to foreclose never was a poor sinner taken more unaware s. The black man whisked him like a child astride the horse, and away he gal lopped in the midst of a thunder storm. The clerks stuck their pens behind their ears and stared after him from the windows. Away went Torn Walker, dashing down the streets, his cap bobbing up and down, and his steed striking fire out of the pavement at every bound. When the clerks turned to look, the black man had disappeared. Tom Walker never returned to foreclose the mortgage. A coun tryman who lived near the swamp i ,i x i. i. .1.,. rcporieu mat ai toe neignt oi me thunder gust he had heard a great c of hoofs and howling iloiP1" the road, and that when he ran to the window he just caught io'ht of a figure such as I have de scribed, on a horse that gallopped ike mad across the fields, over the tills, and down into the black hem ock swamps toward the old Indian fort, and that shortly after a thun derbolt fell in thatdirectioH, which eemed to set the whole lorest in a blaze. The good people of Boston shook their heads and shrugged then shoulders. They had been so ac customed to witches and goblins, and tricks of the devil in all kinds of shapes, from the first settlement of the colony, that they were not so much horror-struck as might have 1 e ai expected. Trustees were appointed to take charge of Tom's effects. There was nothing however, to administer upon. On searching his coffers, all his bonds and mortgages were found reduced to cinders! In place of gold and silver, his iron chest was filled with chins and shavings ; two skeletons lay in his stable instead of his half- starved horses, ami t lie very next day his great house took fire and was burned to the ground. Such was the end of Tom Walk er nn.l liis ill-rrotten wealth! Let all griping money brokers lay the story welfto heart. The truth is not to be doubted. The very hole- under the oak trees, from whence he dun- Kidd's money, is to be seen to this day, and the ne'gboring swamp and the old Indian tort i? often haunted in stormy nights by a figure on horseback, in a morning gown and white cap, which is doubtless the troubled spirit of the usurer. In net, the story has re solved itself into a proverb, and is the oricrinal of the popular saying prevalent throughout New Eng land, of "The Devil and Tom Walk er. Where Will the Ena B3. Why do we hear all this bitter complaint about the tightness of money and dullness of trade ? Why is it that one-fourth of our mech anics are out of emploj-ment, and a good portion of the others on short time '? Is it true that money is tight, and that it is caused by a scarcity of the article? If so, has not our Government the power to supply the deficiency ? This is a great and powerful nation, possess ing the material to live within it self, and with enough to spare for the surrounding nations. Then why is it that thousands of merch ants and business men should be driven to despair, and thousands of working people to want and misery? An article has attracted our attention, stating tlat the gov ernment has resolved to pay a large amount of our deht in gold, when it was contracted to be paid in legal tender. It is chinned that, had the government doae her duty, the debt would have bi'en paid as it became due, as was promised, in legal tender under the law of Feb. 25th, 1802, authorizing the 5.20 bonds. Had this been done money would not have been tight, nor business dull. This would have placed the Secretary cf the Treas ury in a position to mike his own terms, instead of begging the money sharks of Europe ami Amer ica to take our bonds at a lower rate of interest. It is claimed this would have kept money plenty, and the people would have been saved an immeense amount of interest, (millions yearly.) Our grass-grown ship-yards would have been alive with industry, while now they are unused ; our commerce dead ; our bonds controlled by banks and swindlers, and our stores fast be coming tenantless from bankruptcy loreed upon their former occupants. The wholsale swindling monopo lies alone ate gaining ground. The Coi ;st itution declares that Congress "shall control the rates of com merce between the States," and yet the railroads are demanding four limes what, they should re ceive for freight on coal. Again, the charter of railroads will not carry wood or coal for any indi vidual, thus giving themselves a chance to carry their own coal, and demand what price they please ! Is it not time for the Government to exercise its power in this mat ter ? Again, Congress has passed a law exempting bonds and mort gages from taxation. Thus the milionaire can place his funds in mortgages, and pay no tax, while the poor or less fortunate devil, he who labors for his own welfare, and who increases the value of the j country, is obliged to pay the tax which should be paid by the bond holder ; and then has to pay the millionaire the interest on his mort gages. And now, again, it is pro posed to remove the tax on in comes, because it only effcts the wealthy classes, and they can't stand it! As another act of gen erosity, to the poor, Congress has ust given fifteen mihon acres of government land to the Southern Pacific Uailroad company! ! Verily, ours is a free country, free for monopolizers to do as they please ! And are we to look for my change m this monopolizing system r X o, we think not. 1 he various "rings" have the prece dence. Tn Syracuse the Lepubh- can party is said to be controlled by the "Journal ring; our fuel is controlled by the Coal ring; our specie is controlled b- the Gold ring ; and we seem in a fair way to be controlled entirely by in Aristocratic ring, similar to that of Great Britian. Syracuse Y. K limes. Xtce Country. The corres pondent of the Cincinnati (Gazette i 1 . "W" v who accompanied the ran jJomin go Commission, speaking ofa Sun day cock-fight he attended at Samana, says: "If the lower orders alone had been there it would have been less significant, but here be fore us, helphing at the weighing and the measuring of spurs, was one of the three Cabinet Alinisters, the Alinister of Finance and of the Interior who a few days before had, with Baez, formally received our Commission. With him. engaged in sharpening spurs, and in a gen eral superintendence of the fight ing, was the Governor of this Prov ince, ami near them, and as intent as any, was the Alilitary Governor of this city." m Since the first day of this year California has forked over 81,539, 47G in gold, for duties on goods imported to San Francisco. Pretty steep "protective" tax this, for half a million of people to pay in less than three months. COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, The Xegrc Congressmen- The Washington correspondent of the Cincinnati Jnu'rtr thus sketches the negro representatives in Congress : "The negro members in the House, next to the raw oysters in the restaurant down stairs, are about the first tiling to attract the attention of a visitor. It is on the principle, I presume, that a mock ery has more friends to all appear ances in a menagarie than the lion. The novdty has not worn oil" the negro business yet. Air. Kainey, of the South Carolina delegation, is evidently the most intellectual African in this Congress. He is a snuff-colored gentleman, with straight, oily hair, which he plas ters closely over his rather Cau casian head, and he has made a fair attempt at side whiskers, which imparts to him a decided clerical air. His clothes are sable and have a religious air. lie has a pinchbeck watch-chain, and aside from this there is no attempt to impress you. lie has taken a seat by the side of the Hon. Benjamin F. Butler, of Massachusetts. There, under the left wing of the great Defender of Human liights, he proposes to legislate for the coun try at large. It is a little unfor tunate that he has placed himself adjacent to Mr Butler's indifferent optic, but let us hope that they will get on well together. Air. De Large is another exponent of the degradation of South Carolina. He is also identified with a maroon colored hide, and he claims to carry in his veins some white blood of a very excellent quality. Mr. De Large looks quite seedy. His broadcloth has seen its best days, and his rear elevation is that of a schoolmaster who has just weath ered through in an unappreciative neighborhood, lie carries his left arm in a very dirty sling, but for what reason I am uninformed. He may be a recent victim of Ku Klux outrage for all I know. The Hon. Air. Elliott, another colleague, is a fragrant hyacinth. He is of the bullet-head, Congo type of architecture, dresses well, and af fects ultramarine neckties. lie would not be a pleasant hot weather member, it strikes me. On the side of the hall, directly opposite the speaker's stand, sits a modest negro on the outside row. I know that he is a modest, sensi ble negro, otherwise he would have selected a seat near the skirmishing line. This is the Hon. Air. Hall, of Florida. He is as black as Alephistophile's hat, and his face is greasy and unctuous. To see him sitting there, one not acquainted with his high and noble station might readily be induced to think that some of the colored senechals about the corridors or waiters in the refreshment rooms had casually dropped into some neglectful member's seat. The country ex pects much at the hands of these distinguished gentlemen. Senatorial Swillers. From the Brooklyn Union. With Senator Saulsbury will vanish one of the most memorable faces and forms of the Senate. On the Democratic side of the Senate he is THE GREAT FIGURE-HEAP, which Charles Sumner is on the Badical. Not to see Saulsburv. with his hands deep in his pockets, glowering up and down the last tier of Senatorial chairs, restive and defiant as a caged lion, with his pale, trim, temperate brother "Eli" iu his seat, will be to see a new Senate. To look upon, he is a great, leonine man, noble to be hold, though he does chew tobac co and mock with strong drink. I have seen him at a street corner exchanging "chews" on terms of perfect hail-fellow equality with one of the despised race, which he raged over the next day in the Senate as very little above that ofa baboon. I have seen him empty his pockets in the gutter ami then drop down and lie in it, and have seen him one of the GRANDEST LOOKING OF MEN, clad in spotless black and faultless linen, walking beside Airs Jetier son Davis on a fair June Sabbath (which her husband spent at Fort ress Alonroe), gallantly and devout ly carrying her prayer book to church." lie stands more than six feet high, and is large in propor tion. His head is covered with abundant black hair, just touched with silver, lie lias black eyes and finely cut features, and when . t H' . . " tie is himseit, a most winning ex pression. In early life he studied fertile Episcopal ministry, ami - 1. .1 even now, w nen ne assumes trie "white choker," as he often does, looks like one. With him and Richard Yates, the 4th of March, depart the last but one of the in ebriate Senators. There may be plenty of "drinkers" left, but ot "drunkards ' I believe but one in the Senate of the United States. "POOR DICK YATES," as his brethren so often called him. Probably never did living man battle harder than he had done with an over-mastering appetite. An inherited one, born in his blood, no one not thus cursed can dream of the power of such a foe1, nor judge by right the sin of the soul that at last sinks vanquished. Brave, generous, and child-hearted as the victim of the wine cup so often is Illinois loved- this, her favorite son, loed him for himself, and for all that he had done for his native State; trusted him, bore t 1 .a with him, trusted turn again-even --J-Wm, through -eakness . of the will, he had betrayed her faith. How he struggled "to be worthy of that trust in the highest legislative council of the nation, only he knows and his God. But "there came AN HOUR "WHEN IT WAS TOO LATE, when affection, intellect and will went down forever before the in satiate foe, and Kichard Yates, but the wreck of himself, to-day tremb ling in his seat, counts the days when his place will be filled by another. Ti.e Religion of Hate. The old abolition party and the radical party have taken fiendish pleasure iu heaping insult and abuse upon poor South Carolina. XTo doubt the groveling soul of Sumner the sting of an insult which he did not have the manli ness to resent, "ct rankling in his heart exults over her trials and her abasement. And truly, her sufferings, ac cumulate. The negroes determined to make of the State another llayti. The oldest and best citizens are leaving, and they give a most de plorable account of the situation. The elections are over, but the out rages go on. Armed negroes, while supported by the tax-payers, are still committing their atrocities, The effects of creating a negro militia and letting it loose upon the community are beginning to be felt in the upper part of" this unfortunate State, where alien ad venturers, rogues and vicious Afri cans have combined to rob and riot in every sort of brutal excess. This militia deliberately murdered Air. Stevens, a respectable citizen, because he refused to give them whisky, and a great many other atrocious crimes have been perpe trated with no color of provoca tion. Governor Scott and his plun dering followers, who, from pov erty have grown to sudden and enormous wealth, are responsible for these outrages. And when the people of South Carolina, who are subjected to such cruel and infam ous oppression, seek to protect their wives and children against the brutal instincts of this lu-en-tious soldiery, they are either shot down like dogs or calumniated in Congress by the champions of these barbarians; and for purposes of political capital, Grant and his minions would pervert a simple act of self-protection against these brutes as evidence of "disloyalty." JSieveport La.) Southwestern. Influence of Newspapers. The following testimony from a teacher of large experience in re gard to tiie "influence of newspa- .i " i- i i . :i pers upon the minus oi a l.uuiiy of children, seems to us to be ot utlicient importance to hud a place in our coiumns. lie says: Those pupils, without exception, of both sexes, and all ages, who have access to newspa pers at home, when compared to those who nave none, are : 1. Better readers, excelling in pronunciation, and consequently read more understandingly. 2. They are better spellers and define words with ease and accura cy. 3. They obtain a partial knowl edge in geography in almost half the time it requires others, as the newspaper has made them familiar with the location of important places and nations, their govern ments and doings. 4. They are better grammarians for having become familiar with every variety of style in the news paper, from common place adver tisements to the finished and clas sical oration of the statesman ; they more readily comprehend the mean- mgr 1 1 le text, and consequt lit I y : n lyze its construction with accuracy. o. lhey write better composi tions, using better language, con taining more thoughts, and still more clearly expressed. From these simple facts three important things can be deduced : 1. The responsibility of the press in supplying literature which shall be understandingly expressed o The absolute necessity of per sonal supervision of the child's reading by his parents. 3. Having once obtained a good, able paper," no matter what the price, don't begrudge it a hearty support. Sherman for President. The Soldiers Friend, a monthly publication in Chicago, brings out General Sherman as the soldiers, candidate for President, independ ent of present party organization ists. Wre do not apprehend that the .Friend's movement will amount to much, but we give the. follow ing as a sample of the spirit which, is actuating many who have con tributed their votes, influence and means to maintain the Iladical abomination': Workingmen, sol triers, and friends ot political reform ! The time has come to revolutionize the political firmament. The time has come to bind together and hurl from power the men who disre gard the rights of workingmen, and the rights of our country's heroes. The money power of the nation is sweeping everything be fore it, and leaving the working classes to provide for themselves as best they may. Let us be free men now, and assert our rights! Party feeling is bringing ruin ami disgrace upon the nation. Politi cal tricksters govern us, and vfe are slaves ! There is one remedy We want no political conventions, nor wire-pullers to trim for n3. There is one man, and one only, around whom all men can rely and sweep political parties out of exist ence ! That man is William T. Sherman, the hero of the march to the sea. With him the people of the nation can free themselves from the corruption of political party. What say you, freemen Of America? AVill you cut loose from all party ties and show to the world that the great American na tion can have a ruler chosen by the people, and notf'by the politi cians? Let us rally around "old Teeumseh" and save, the nation, from political corruption. Em i-Grant. -The lion. Vir liam Alack, Speaker of the Indiana House of Representatives, tells the following: A distinguished gen tleman of Terre-IIaute informed me that one evening last summer, when he was at the house of a prominent Republican 'of that cit'y", he witnessed a number of little children, from seven to twelve years of age, amusing themselves hyr playing charades. You are familiar with the modeof playing. The company divides5, a few go out of the room, select a word, re turn, and act it out by syllables;, so those in the room may guess it. Well, the word emigrant was se lected. Well, after they hftd made out "em," and "i," a syllable was left which chanced to be the name of the President. A little girl en tered and after bowing to a little boy seated in the room, and hand ing him a package said: Here is a present worth $100,000; don't open it." Then came a little boy who says, " we have just bought von a nice houe." Then came a third, not more than eight years old, leading a big Newfoundland dog, almost as tall as himself, and says: "I have brought you a nice pup, and I want to be post master." At this a dozen voiced shouted, 14 Grant," " Grant," " emigrant." Were Pr.nrT.iAiL For icnv- that are obscure and tricks that are calculated to take the conceit out of the Nineteenth Century the early Egyptians were peculiar, says the Hartford (Conn.) Times. It is no w ascertained that carbolic acid, our latest discovery, in medical chemistry, was used in the pro cesses employed to embalm and preserve mummies. Xext we shall hear that the forty years, job of the Israelites at compulsory brick making in Egypt was the original measure of Reconstruction ; and that Airs. Potiphar had beeivdrink ing of the genuine original Orvillo Grant-brand of untaxed whisky, and that's what made her act so. Dialogue on corruption. The Jvansas Tribune relates the follow ing dialogue : Two wags passing out of town on the Galveston road were struck with the beauties of Lawrence, "Whose place is that ?" asked one of them. "That is the lordly resi dence of Major A. Reynolds. Cost 830,000." "What is his business?' "Indian agent." "What is hissal arv, and how long has he held that office?"' "Two years at $1,500 a year." Lord! what did the honest fellow do with the rest of his sala r y 'jii "S r a i t ed h i s b ro t h e r a n d t w o other men in the newspaper busi ness to denounce corruption." Airs. Partington, reading an ac count of a railroad accident, was much surprised to learn that the engine had been driven off the track by one of the switches. I should not have thought, she said, that the great iron engine would mind such a small thing as a switch. Yes. but you must remember mama, said Ike, gravely, the locomotive has a tender behind. i -r rrr r rri n a t