o P'E.CKL X iy-fl TtliMEBcKj3StGd o G TOIi. OEEGO CITY, OllEGOAV iTKIDAY, MARCH '31, 187lt NO. 21. 0 o feljc Ukciiln (enterprise. A DEMOCRATIC 'PAPER, r Fok tiiis us5ih6sMart, the Parmer ' J nd the FA MIL Y CI It CLE. TjJSUED EVER FRIDAY BY A. NOLTNER, EDITOR AND PUBLISHER. CFICEla Dr. Thesfling's Brick IiuUdiri. O MS of SUllSCRIPTIOXi Single Copy one'jtar, in adVancc-, $2 CO A, T J?K MS of A D VER TISISG : Transient advertisement, including all i lenl notices, y sj. of 12 lins, 1 v.$ 2 50 For ench subsequent ihrieitioS 100 fine Column, one year $120 00 SUlt " " 60" tQ.ia.rter " " 40 Business Card, 1 square one year. .... 12 . tT Remittances to be made at tfierisko Itubicribers, And tt the cspents of Agents. liOOE AS I) JOR PEIXTISG. I a The Enterprise office is supplied with '.beautiful, approved style of type, and mod ern MACHINE L'KEriUES. which will enable Ihe Proprietor to do Jcb IMnting at all ticnes Stat, Quirk and Cheep ! r Work solicited. iktt Iliies transactions upon a Specie ha-.- B USINESS CA RD S. CHARLES E. VV A It HEX, Attorney at Law, Oregon City, Oregon. Sept.lGily. TOHX M. BACOXj Importer and Dealer in tATi0NEllV, PERFUMERY, &c, Ac, Oregon Cily, Oregon. 'kt Charmanfy Warner o'n stand, Intshj vc tapied by S. Ackermnn, Main strcei. 10 tf JOHN FLEMING. DEALER IN &00XS AND STATIONERY. IS MYERS' riRE-PROOF BRICK, MKIS STRKET, O. JvCiOV CITT. OREGON". ftfACK & WELCH, 5 D53XTISTS. '..OFr'l-CK In Odd Fellows' Temple, corner ,, of First aud Alder Streets, Portland. ,TJie patronage of those desiring superh.;r Operations is in special request. NitrousoX ide for the painless extraction of teeth. Artificial teeth "better than the best," .mj " cheap at tha cheapest. Dec.23:tf Dr. J, H. HATCH, DENTIST. , The patronage of ttio?e desiring rust Class t? 'ration, is respectfully solicited. V-t t i a fin-1 inn in :L II cass triiaranteed. K It Xitrous Ox'le administered for the ..il,u. V. vtrnrtfiori of Teeth. iiriipv In Weisrant's new bnildins, west side of First street, between Alder ai.d Mor Viaon atreets, Portland, Oregou. "Live and Let Live." JpiKLDs X- stIuckleij, DEALERS I VISCNS, GR0CERsJS, txUNTRV PRODUCE, &c., CHOICE. AVIXES AXD LIQUORS. t-sT"At the old stand of Wortuian & Fields Oiegon Cit , Oregon. 13tf YII. W ATKINS, M. D , SURGEON, Portland, Orko n. ; OFFICE Odd Fellows' Temple, comer f'irst and Vlder streets Residence corner of Mjin and Seventh streets. ALANSON SM!TH, Attorney and Counselor at Law, PROCTOR AXU SOLICITOR. O AVOOAT. Practices in State and U. S. Ccurts. tfjice Xo. 108 Front Street, Portland, Oregon, Opposite McCormick's Book Klodr . W. F. HIGHFIELD, fe?tablished since 1849. at the old stand, Main Street, Oregon. City, Oregon. in Assortment of Watches. Jew elry. and Seth Thomas' weight Clocks, all of which are warranted tn l 3d rpnrpspntptl. Uepainniis uone on sunn nonce, ind thanKtui ior pasi mn-is. CLARK GRE,ENMAKj c5. . Jity urayman, OEEGOX CITY. i 3 All orders for the delivery of merchan dise or packages and freight of whatever des fcription. to any part of the city, nv ill be exe c ueu promptly auu wim care. JNEW YORK HOTEL, (Dentfches Gafthatl?.:") No. 17 Front Street, opposite the Mail steam ship landing, Portland, Oregon. H. R0THF0S, J. J. WILKENS, PROPRIETORS. per Week Jo 00 witn Lodging u oo Dar. 1 00 A. NOLTNER, Notary public, exterp se ffice C f'gon City, Jan. 13:tf . o hA ST YEAH. Tbe violets blossomed where she trod Last Spring-time by my side The lilies rose and talked to herr She shamed the roses' pride. Iler eyes were blue, fcef step was light, Her sthile was bright as day ; I loVed but ber. I prayed for her, I thought of her alway. Now vl'cJlcts blossom at her head, And lilies grow about her ; And winds are soft around her grave, As though they, too, did love her. The Beast PlsyiiiiV Out. THE EDVIL GETS HIS OWN GEN ERAL N EG LEY'S PREMIUM PER JURY' GENERAL SLOCUM INDIG NANTLY' SNUEEIXG GENERAL BUTLER "-11 RST CHAPTER IN THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE TRKAS1 URY PEPARTM EXT ETC. Corlespnidcnce of the Xew York Cun.J AVasiiiSgton", February T. The Butlel'-Asylum inyestigation -will end in a lew days time, and the committee will make a re port, with the accompanying tes timony of General Negley, of Pennsylvania, who is chairman of the sub-committee will no doubt endeavor to whitewash General Uhtler, as he thinks it will do the Republican party much harm to make a truthful report of the facts as they exist. He Uok one of the witnesses to task a few days ago for giving his testimony against Butler, saying : " It is a fight be tween FransWorth and liutier, and only hurts the party, ami you should not have testitied as you i did to which the witness replied: ' Why, General Xegley, what do you mean ? Did you not yourself swear me to fell the truth ? What do you take me for V" Xegley saw his mistake, and vanished on sud den business in the House- This is a positive fact. Xegley refused to sign the eertilict'te of this wit ness lor mileage and per diem, which the clerk of the committee hait made Out for him, amounting to 882 (this clerk, lA the way, is a Aln. Smalley, who is the cones pondent of the ! alse-Keportntg- Tribnno), and after a consultation with Butler, gnve ft certificate lor only &25, winch did not pay the witness lor the Tvctnal outlay lor railroad fare, and which certificate he accepted under protest, and when presented by him lor pay ment to Air. AlcPherson, clerk of the House of Representatives, was refused payment, because ''GENERAL LITTLER HAD ORDERED these witnesses not to be paid, as lie wanted the matter to come up in the House, and had something to say in reference thereto." This was enough to stop payment, as " Butler" is the House. The testimony taken was rather severe on the doughty General; and a the same clerk of the com mittee, Mr. Smalley, had falsely re ported some statements to his I'X'lt-e lit-porting Tribune, General Butler asked that in future the pro ceedings of the committee be secret, which was so ordered ; in fact, the whole ot the action ot this committee is taken by the sugges tions of Butler. Anv and all ob jections made by him are sustained by Xegley, General locum, sitting quietly by, saying nothing. Only once has lie interfered, and that was when " Butler," in his impu dent and overbearing manner, en deavored to get a witness to swear positively to the writing of two words with lead pencil on half sheet of paper, and which paper he would not allow the witness to see, but kept passing it rapidly by his eyes, refusing mm permission 10 examine it. DUTLERS MEPHISTOPHELEAN MAN- AG EM ENT. It was really an amusing sight to see the determination of the witness not to answer, the capers round the taole. too leering. pleased, and cunning smile of But ler, as though lie thought he had everything his own way, until the i .... 7 clear voice ot General JSiocum broke the. silence with the sound, practical and determined decision, "Ihat paper is no evidence; when the time comes that General But ler sho.ll ofVer.it as evidence-, it must be ruled out." Butler came hear fainting. Meantime General Frans worth, who is prosecuting, got hold of the paper and handed it to the witness, and told him to examine the paper and answer whether or no it was his writing. (Tins paper was half sheet of note paper, on one side of which were two ex tracts from Pomcroy's Democrat, IVatfally truthful and abusive of Butler, on the other were written two words, "The commencement," in pencil, and much blurred by use, which writing Butler desired de nied. The witness held the paper in his hands, examined the writing and said : ' I do not think this is my writing it is blurred so much that I am not positive; but if General Butler's point is to know who sent it, if he will allow me to look at the front of it I will tell him whether I sent it or not as ' 1 AM NOT AFRAID OF HIM or any one else, except God After reading the notices he smiled, and handing" it back to Butler with a quick movement that made him jump, the witness replied, " Yes I sent that to you 1" 'I his Created an excitement among the commit tee ; they saw they had a man to deal with, and one ot the com mittee asked? " What was your object in sending this to General Butler?" to which witness coolly replied, " MrsBut ler keeps a scrap book for such articles at the Gen erals request, and I thought I Would send my share to help fill it." BUTLER JUMPED OUT OF DIS CHAIR, bit his cigai in half, and spit one piece out and nearly swallowed the other half in his rage, while the most of the committed Smiled audibly-. This was the witness who, to another insulting question, gave the answer that " he had been drunk, the same as Butler had; got drunk now occasionally, the same as Butler did ; and at such times was not responsible lor any more than Butler was, for his thoughts or actions." Ami at Butler's appeal for protection re ceived no attention from the com mittee, but himself a very SEVERE REBUKE- FROM GEN'-. FRANS1 YVORTHj be said he had enough of the wit ness, who then left, but Butler ran around to the clerk's otlicc ahead of him5 and stopped his pay. What amount of latitude has a Congressman to insult by irrele vant questions and by personal questions a poor sinning witness ? Has a witness any rights at alb in a Congressional investigation ? These questions are asked in view of a point made by this witness. He was informed by a member that Butler had taken letters of his former correspondence, and had shown extracts of these letters to members outside of the comtnittet room, for the purpose of injuring the testimony of the witness. On the examination of the witness he produced the whole of the corres pondence, stated the facts, and in view ftttj.KTi's, DIRTY' ACTION, demanded that the whole corres pondence should be read, to which Butler quickly objected, and. Xeg ley as quickly decided against. ' This is a spicy correspondence. The witness, in one of the letters, charges upon Butler an unmen tionable crime, committed while he was confidential aid-de-camp to Butler, and which would ruin him socially ? should the letters have been read openly in the committee room, as the witness desired and demanded. I am promised a copy of this correspondence for publica tion in the iSun, and I can assure you it is rich. I expect to get it in a few days. When the point was decided against the witness, he again made the point and demanded it as his right, but was ruled out ; when General Fransworth took the let ters and said he would have them read, if at any time General But ler should attempt to oiler any letter-; and in his hands they now are. , Tiiis case may end in a white wash for Butler; but mark nie-j HIS DAY IS GONE, There will be other charges against him, and cut of this investigation will grow much good. lie has started a man who does not fear him or his influences; who would have doiie. him kindness, notwith standing the bitter prosecution of Butler. Let him now look to him self, especially when there is no Congress to protect him, as it did " Virginia Porter." I will in a few days give you for publication a lew pages ot the secret history of the Treasury Department; being the history of (1,102,150) one million one hundred and sixty two thousand one hundred and fifty dollars in Treasury notes and bonds which did not go down on the Steamer Golden Rule. . r A few days ago, in order to in sult the people, the Postmaster General placed a negro route-agent upon the mad line between Louis ville and Frankfort, Kentucky. This gratuitous insult aroused the ire of a drunken lellow (as was doubtless intended), who whipped the Fifteenth Amendment. Imme diately the mail was stopped over that route on account of the terri ble Ku-Kluxes! Just think of it! One drunken mrm exercising such terrorism over the United States Government as to cause it to stop its mails through fear ! A Michigan woman found alive lizard in the heart of a potato, with no visible means of ingress, and has become insane in an attempt to decide whether the potato hatch ed the lizard from the seed, or the lizard grew the potato as a sort of overcoat; 'Reconstructed" Georgia- Jlu'eh has been iterated and re iterated by the Kadical press con cerning the anarchic state of soci ety in feveral of the Southern States Caused as they allege, solely by the lawless acts of bands of Ku-Klux ; and the Federal Government has reteatctly been invoked to restore order by the strong arm of military force. That our readers may .bulge Where lies the true root and source of all the troubles referred to, we call their attention to the follow ing extracts from the Southern correspondence of the XVorUVs Cr'!?r$; a Boston weekly, edited by Klder Miles Grant, contained in the issue of the 15th of this month. The correspondent is Kev. Wil liam. Sheldon, ft devoted Second Ad venlist minister, and an old orig inal Abolitionist. He writes under -date of the 20th and 27th of last month, from Irviugton, a village situated near" Macon, Georgia, as follows : ; ; The entire community is kept ir. a foam by the operations of the freed negroes, and the retaliation of the K. K. K. Xearly every dav since I have been in this place, some new case has been reported to me, generally transpiring within: a mile. One Baptist minister h&d i - i ins corn-crio and corn uurnt a night Or two go, it is thought by a negro. Last night two negroes entered the house of a widow and after violating her person, and that of her daughter, beat them and left them for dead. These scenes are so frequent that they seldom find their way into the press. Theft is the order of the day among the blacks. Something occurs nearly every night to keep the people excited. Several buildings have been burned since I have been in this neighbor hood. Last night a widow woman near by had four fat hogs killed ind carried olf. The most relig- ions niggers do not scruple to to do Elicit deeds, claiming that the properly rightfully belongs to them, because, though thev did not earn it themselves, sonic of the 'Colored people .did earn it. Ue- cently, a short distance from here, a large meeting of the colored peo ple was held, and they had a happy time of it; but the white folks on every side lost their chickens-, hogs, bees, potatoes and other eatables. Their preachers are usually as bad a class of men as the rest of them, 'except while in the pulpit, being not only licentious but malicious. One who had lived for years at this place, lecently, after having dressed himself to go and preach a sermon, murdered his wife in a fit of anger, having often before threatened to do it, and trequently whipped her severely. Map-Stone. The faith in the virtue of mad-stones, or poison stones, says the X. Y. Timc? for neutralizing the effect ot snake bites, dates back for centuries, com ing from the East. The Monks of Manilla carry on quite a lucrative trade in their manufacture, supply ing the merchants of India. The snake charmers of the Malabar and Caromandel coasts likewise pre pare them, but only for themselves, preserving their composition as a secret. In Mexico, similar stones have been mentioned by travelers. Aii experience during a four years' residence iii India gives the writer but little faith in the efficacy of the stones. The method of apply ing the snake-stones is as follows: A bandage is. tightly placed above the wound; the stones are then ap plied; they attach themselves close ly, imbibing, by their porous tex ture, the blood that oozes from the bite. The stone will adhere from two to ten minutes, the length of time depending on the amount of blood that issues from the wound and their capacity for absorption. A bandage is not at all times ap plied ; compression with the hand, or rubbing the affected part down ward is said to answer. Before again using the stones, they have to be Washed and well dried, per haps subjected to great heat. Sci entific J'rcss. A good deal of merriment was occasioned on Sunday week, in one of the Xew Orleans churches, nt the expense of a deaf deacon, who had been very industrious in sell ing a new church publication; Just before dismissing the congrega tion the minister announced that mothers who had children to be baptized should present them on the following Sunday. The deacon, supposing that his pastor was ad vertising the book, jumped up hastily, and cried out, "All you who have got none can get as many as you want from me, at 75 cents each. A man advertises for a compe tent person to undertake the sale of a new medicine, and adds that "it will prove profitable to the undertaker." COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, miWtTCSTTY OF CALIFORNIA. Bowen, the Bigamist. Another trial awaits the great connueiAl reporter his last victim pleads for him. (LcJuisviMS Courier-Journal of Feb. 2Gth,) The chickens of Mn Bewen's early indiscretions are coming home to roost in a manner which is truly distressing. The long Ibi gotten "girls he left behind hinV' dre -like unrrtertifiil disaster. Following fast, and following faster." Till it is said the very sight of & piece of calico throws him into a state of freuy not unlike hydro phobia. For a man who --Hath no music in h nisei f, And is not pleased with concord of sweet sounds.'7 to have something less than half a dozen "furies like a woman scorned" at his heels, must be, to say the least of it, "far, far from gay." He had had hardly a breathing spell since the escape from the pern itentiary the other day in Wash ington, through the complaisance ot a juror, before HIS FIRST WIFE, MISS FANNIE HICKS, is on his track. He seems to be the most numerous! v married man outside of Utah. The. A VgrJsta (Ga) Chronicle says that a party from Charleston arrived in that city the other day lor the purpose ot pro curing testimony against C. C. Bowem in the second bigamy case that has been brought against him. Bo wen lived iii Augusta some 20 years ago, and wa-s known. there as a journeyman bricklayer by day and a jack-leg gambler by night, with a rather shady character. it In October, 1832, he married Miss Frances Hicks, a highly respectable lady of that city, but afterwards abandoned her, and since that time has MARRIED TWO OTHER WIVE?. ; He lias just been tried for biga may and a mistrial ordered. Since that he lias been arrested on a new charge, that of marry ing Miss Hicks, and then that of marrying Mrs. King. The party in question found the marriage license and cer tificate duly recorded in the Ordi nary's office at Augusta, and got a certified copy of the documents He was married on the 31st of October by W. G. Connor. The following witnesses were sum moned by the United States Dep uty Marshal to attend the prelimin-' ary examination, which will take place in Washington on the 2Sth : E. J. I licks, Mrs. Frances Bo wen, D. Porter, Miss Mary Seago, and Miss Louisa Dixon. From all ac counts, Bowen must be a pretty hard case. It is charged that he attempted to have Mr. T. J. Mae key, at Charleston, assassinated in Washington about a week ago, and in Charleston about three weeks ago, and that a witness who was summoned to Washington to testify against him has MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. He is also charged with having procured the murder of Col. White in 18G1, and With having bribed the deputy jailor of Charleston- a negro to permit the escape of Eli Grimes, the only witness against him. He will probably go up next March, when his trial comes on. His present, or rather his last, wife, Mrs. S. Pctigru Bowen, ac complished, proud, and sensitive as she is, according to the Wash ington Chronicle, has suffered in describable anguish at the turn events have taken, and writes a let ter to that journal in which she s-iys, touchihgiy, of Mr. C. C. Bow em "He has not concealed his ante cedents from me. I knew thai he had been an orphan boy without relations or friends, had drifted into the company of gamblers and prostitutes, and had lived their life until it pleased the good God to lift him from the mire and stir within hini the spirit of reformation and purification. "This persecution takes every shape murder, arson, forgery, burglary are added to the charges of bigamy! The most ridiculously ghastly stories are gravely inserted in newspapers by order of one per son, warrants are issued oh his sole testimony again and again ; we shall be reduced to abject poverty by legal requisitions; my life is harrrtssed, my health undermined, my reason totters, and I lie at the mercy of a villian whose very countenance should inspire disbelief and mistrust. I appeal to the public in every State. I implore the press to ven tilate this foul business. I ask protection at the hands of honest men and women everywhere. By the memory of my great father, whose life was a lesson of nobleness and duty; whose time belonged to the oppressed of every sex ami race, I ask relief from this vile persecution. Shall I ask in vain ? S. Petigp.u Bowen. A Divorce Hunt. tFrorh the N. Y. Herald of February . Another Of .those Singular ex hibits of the manner in which gen tlemen manoeuvre to rid themselves of their wives wras made before Judge Hogan yesterday at the Toombs. v . - . - , i ., This, however, is not a case that WAS brought out in the regular and business-like vVay in which many are shadowed forth to the public .gaze. It Wtts reached in the. most roundabout and indirect manner: On the 30th of January la.stj Al bert J. Swift, the proprietor of the .Washington llotelj 876 fourth nveuuej caused the arrest cf a young man named. ARTHUR C. SHERMAN, of 234; Bleeker streeti charging him with drawing and uttering a draft for seventy-five dolkus on Samuel Crump, of 70 Fulton street payable to the order of Swift tfc Son. Swift took the draft and paid A. C. Sher man's messenger twenty-five dol lars for it, but when it was pre sented to Crump he denied having any account with Sherman ; also denied. that Sherman had even the least Authority from him to draw I for the amount as stated. Sher j man's counsel, evidently anxious to conceal real relationship of the defendant with Crump, did not even hint that he undertood their previous connections, but .found bail for the appearaTlee cf Sherman to-day at the Court, for the pur pose of a full investigation. On being placed upon the stand this morning the defendant, Sher man, said that lie had known Crump for ten years'; that he was employed by him for four years, and lelt his employment two years ttnd a half ago. Since that "time he has been employed as A SPECIAL DETECTIVE, in Yvhich capacity lie had been brought into contact with Crump, "I met him about four months ago, and lie told ine he had a friend who was anxious to obtain a di voiee from his wife, and wanted me to take the case and work it. I told him I would call and see him again, and subsequently I call ed at his office and told him I Yvould take the case, and lie invit ed me to call at his house, 596 Carlton avenue," . said Sherman. According to the further testimony Sherman saw Crump, and the lat ter said he would be responsible for the case, and gave the defend ant a letter of introduction to Dan iel Biker, who was employed .in Crump's office, lie being the gentle man who was so desirous of be coming loosened, from the bonds ot" Lis matrimonial alliance'. , Sher man made arrangements as to the "ways and means," and at once started upon Mrs. Biker's track, lie dodged her about from place to place, to Xew Haven and other parts of the State, Watched hEr EVEity move, and so far succeeded in getting in to her good , graces as to get her to accept a new dress at hisexpenses But with all the artifice and re sources of the detective, notwith standing he had been told to spare no expense in the prosecution of the object in view, Mrs. Biker appears to. have I.d too cautious -if not too virtitous also-for them, and Sherman had .to give up the chase on the 1st. of the present month. During the time he was engaged in this hunt after Mrs. Biker, he ran up a bill amounting to $200, Si 05 of which Biker hail paid in various installments', leav ing a balance of thirty-eight dol lars in his defendant's favor. The draft of $27 for .which he was ar rested Was intended to form part of the balance, and. as Crump had paid a previous draft, drawn al most exac tly like the present one, he claimed that Ins arrest was an attempt to cover the proceedings. The examination will probably be concluded next week, when it is expected that more details con cerning this extraordinary case Will be brought to light, ' - An eminent scientific man gi'e3 tiiis illustrtion of the power of india-rubber to deaden sound: "We once visited a factory where some 40 or 50 copersmiths were at work in a shop above our heads; but what was remarkable; scarcely- a sound of their noisy hammering could be heard: , On going up stairs we saw the explanation. Each leg of every bench rested on a cushion made of india-rubber cuttings. This completely deadened the sound. Bobert Bonner,the Ledger man and "Dexter" driver, says that he does not know how to play cards does not even know a knave from a oilp'eri, or a king from the " curse of Scotland." On reading this confession of ignorance on the part of Bonner, a ten-year-old - boy of the period" was heard to remark : " Why, old Bonner is no great shakes, after all ! There's nary a boy'n in our school that don't know more'n he does !" Clippings. . ... " ii " . " - ' 1 . ' - - . v i General -William O. Butler, the candidate for Vice President on the ticket, with General Cass in 1 S48, is still hale .and hearty, and frequently visits Louisville on bus iness; Congress has raised .the salary of 'Judges of the Supreme Court of the United States to 88,500 per annum for the Chief Justice, uud 8,000 tor the Associate Justices. '. J udge r'lerrepoint, ot Xew York, who spent $20,000 to secure Grant's election, lias no office. . !. '''. , ' Tlid attention of the police is respectfully called to that part of Olive Logan's lecture where she says "women carry a concealed weapon, which can, . if properly used, sway the destinies of man kind." . Instead of answering Senator Blair, the Bad reals point at him a3 'dangerous.' lie is that. A pious lyceum lecture commit tee in Indiana have their tickets printed : "Blessed are the pure in heart,; for they shall see God. Ad mit cne." ...... A Galesburg farmer, whose pew rent was raised to twenty-five dol lars, exclaimed .; . "Great Caesar, here's a nice state of aflairs the gospel going up and pork going down. What's to become oftis? " An Iowa family named Dodd have a crop cf sixteen children iu ten years. A new Territory, to be called Q Chippewa, is proposed to be laid off from the present Territory ot Dakota. , It will comprise all that portion of .Dakota lying between the northern boundary the 45th parallel of latitude and the 45th patallel, :being .: bounded on the G east by the State of Minnesota, and on the west by Montana Territory. Kissing a pretty girl down gouthp a fellow asked her "what made her so sweet ?" "Oh," she replied, "my father is a sugar planter." The scripture says, "The glory of woman is in her hair, "but it no where says that the glory of wo man is in any other woman's hair. A newspaper is the only instru ment which can drop the same thought into thousands of minds at the same moment. An irritable man who was dis appointed in his boots, threatened to .eMl rip tile shoemaker, but com-"" promised by drinking a cobbler. ' f A doctor told his Ethiopian ser- yant to grease his buggy. lie did , so all over. The doctor's wife took .. a rule and her dress was ruined. Horace Greeley wrote of a" will "admitted to probate." The com- positor made it administered in potash;" G A lady's dressmaker horrified her the other day by telling her she would cut her body out the course of the afternoon. in Xashville lias a citizen asjed ninety, who cats nine sandwiches and drinks nine cups of coffee for lunch. O A man, need not be afraid . of sleeping when he is only haunted by ghost of a chance. It won't hurt turn much. The ladies of Bushton. Kansas. have organized a vigilance com mittee and hung three men. A Bhode Island girl Yvore the skins of ninety-seven, geese to a masquerade. That madejust ninety-eight geese in the pile. . A Syracuse court has assessed the value of two young bears, lost ori a railway, at $450 apiece, and the price of an infant, killed by a Street car, at $200. "Have you 'Blasted Hopes f " asked a lady of a green librarian whose face w.as much swollen by toothache", . "Xo, ma'am. he re-: plied," "but I have a blasted tooth a.cl ic Absurd sticklers for the letter of the law in Vermont insist on the arrest of a man who felt the ne cessity of reducing his family ex penses, and shot his mother-in-law with that view; The Albany Argus says "420 nominations have been sent to the : present Congress by the President.' And the strangest part of it is; two or three of the nominees were little or no kiri to General Grant. --- An appreciative man says thai instead of putting the word " God" in the letter of the Constitution we had better take the "devil' out of the Government. This is just wdiat Democrats propose to do Fight hard against a hasty tem per. Anger will come, but resist it stoutly. A spark may set a house on fire. A fit" of passion may give you cause to mourn all the days of your life. G O G O O O 0 O G O o o c G O o