Q O IJlP III 1? I? 11 II VU'Mm j far. m-A i J -4 11 E2I E3 J - igee0gi4 .-4 'N t I ... . .. f f " ... " ' ; : 7 ET . - i Q v ll tJ A y y J f-d ifl f $ I I 4fi f '4 -vl SI 3 3 TOIi. "5. i-jnmJJi.nfi.uw-'-J-'-' The Weekly Enterprise A DEMOCRATIC PAPER, you THE business flan, the Farmer A,il the FAMILY CIRCLE. 'ISSUED EVERY FUIDAY BY A. rJOLTHE, KDITOIl AND riir.IJSIIFH. 'OFFICE In Dr. Tbcsshig'd Brick Ifuilding. . o TERMS' of SUPSCRIPTIOX: Single Copy one year, in advance, "0 TERMS of ADVERTISING : transient advertisement, iiieluuin all ,. 'legal notice?. V "I- "' .l ' hues, l,w.$ 2 50 t'or each subse'iuent in-ertiMi 1 (;') One Column, one' year ?P-'0 00 Half ' garter " " f' Busiuess Card, 1 square one year 1 Remittance to be m.h. at thrrisko Subscriber, and at the -:sjnt of -igotts. BOOK AXD JOT! PFIXTIXG. y The Enterprise oiTice is su;i!ietl with beautiful, approved styles of type, sw.d mod ern MACHINE PUKSU-jE.S. whieii will eiiubie the Proprietor to du J ib Pouting at all limes X'eat, (hi irk and Cluup ! . JO" Work solicited. All limine truuMrtiom vp)i a Speck bnxif. JJ USIWSS (J A 11 D S. Attorney at Lav, Oregon tit, Orison. Sopt.l ':1.v. JOIIX 31. liACOX, 7m Importer and Dealer in tzTz cr nc. o 'STATION KllV, rWlFU.MKliY, ,1c. Ac, Oregon CHij, Orcron. At Charuiax $ Win-un cupicd by '. -lc!: ri. ni. Main ztrctt. If JOHN FLEMING, d kali: n ix BOOKS AID STATI3f2fsY 3 M VIV ST II EFT, CWi ox c:tv. n r;i:rx. VJELGB, OFFlCK-h, Odd i-. r. w of First and Aldt ! .tr Te't!!"'le, corner K IV.tia:!'!. The patronage of tlio-e dcMrinjr sup rior operations is in spec ai re(jv,e-t. Ni rou.sox idf tor the 1 aildt ss ex' rivi i.m id teeth. I''Artii'ioial teeth "let!-r than the best," and us -!iiiii t. '('. ,'.( ' !.-'. JJC. 2:;:tf Dr. J. II. HATCH, r t. DENTIST. The patronage of ttiose desiring ttrti Via Optrathmx, is respec'.huly .solicited. Siitrafactioti in all eases guaranteed. V. V. .Yitrtni. Ox : L . ad;ui;iij.tcrod tor the i '1'iilhtcss Kxtraetiou ot ieeth. OrKiCK 1 Weigant's new b-tildii.gr, wos-t uie of Fir's l street, t,eiv, eu Alder and iior 'risou streets, Portland, Oregon. Physician and fen YTi PH 5f"().Ti?e on Mam Street, opp ic'lla'd, Oregon City. ite Masnn lutf' "Livo and Let Liv jpiELDS ,t STKlCKLKIi, Di:Aid:ns ix PROVISIONS, QH0CEP.5ES, COCXTIIV PIIODUCF, &c, C1IOICL AVIXi:S AN!) LIQUOR. f.U the ol 1 stand of Wui tmau & FuMs OiVgoa Citj , Oieg tn. I'-M' lT II. W ATKINS, M. D , SUUGF)N. FouTr. vM). Our: or n. OFFICE Old lIiow' Temple, corner First and Mder streets Uesideiicc corutr of Miin and Seventh streets. ALAMGQH SniSTH, attorney and Counselor at Lav, PKOCXO;i A.Vi) SOUt'ITOK. AY0CAT. Practices in State and U. S. Ccurts. OJi utXo. 108 Front Street. I'or'J-tn-I. Orn, Ovpsitt McCr,nick' I'.jo.c tooj- o Y. F. HIGHFIELD, Established sir.ee ls.lP.at the old stand, Miin Utriit, 0t-i Cita, Or'jon. An Assortment of Watche? , Jew elry, an t Seth Thomas' webrht Clocks, nil of wh'trh are warratitod to he aj represented. UiMiaiiinirs d-ie.e on short notice. md th mkf-d for past h.vors. CLAUK GE.EEN1IA Tx.rv . ii 5 ii'a siiuii, m , .. . . on eg ox city. tft2 All orders i er tne delivery m mcu , , r tne de.ivry ! mreh:en- d'se or p ickaes and fre'ulit of wh itever D criutioa. t aa v p irt o'' the eitv. ill I c Uel prompt'i' and with care. e exe- XJEW YO.KK HOTEL, (Dentfehes Cafi' iuis.) No. 17 Front Street, ..ppovte the Mail steam ship landinir, Portland. Oregon. -t- nmrrriT? T T ttttt 1 NS, P It 0 P K I E T 0 R S . t. . i oo Pard per Week with Lod 2.vX- Dav. o o A Ilaticnal System- 15y grndtial approitclics the Iiad icals in Congress are seeking to un dermine the rights of the iState. We have denounced from time to time their eilbrts in this direction. Ve notice another step in the shape of a bill to establish a sys tem of National Educa-tion. The education of our youth is not onlv the right but the imperative duty of the State. Iut it seems this does not suit the views of the Pro gressionists. They "voukl take lrom the State this work and de volve it upon the General Govern ment. A bill recently introduced in Congress by Air. Hoar, of .Mas sachusetts, provides a national tax and the appointment of national oiheers for this purpose. It graci ously says, however, that any State may, at its election, in lieu of the tax provided for by this Act, pro vide for all the children within its borders between the age of C and 18 years suitable instruction, etc., If in i y State shall, Ik lore July 1, is?."), by a resolve of its Lcgisla lature, approved by the Governor, engage to make such provisions, and shall notify the President of the United States thereof, till fu ture proceedings for appointing the officers provided for by this bill, or for the assessment or collec tion of the aforesaid tax within such State shall be suspended for twelvemonths from that date. It, at the expiration of the said twelve months, it shall be proved to the satislaction of the President of the Pnited States that there is estab lished in said State a system of common schools, which provides reasonably for all the children therein who dwell where the popu lation is sullicicntly dense to enable schools to be maintained. no further steps shall be taken for the appointment of officers or the as sesment of the tax therein ; other wise he shall proceed to cause said tax to be assessed, and said schools to be established within such State forthwith thereafter. This outline shows a scheme for appointing a horde of oiTiee-holders to control the educational systems of the States. The bill, aside from its general feature, is full of obnox ious details. The object of this and kindred bills invading the legitimate sphere of St:jte legislation, is to gradu ally enlarge the powers of the General Government and absorb those of the S;ate. Pefore the days of l!adiealbm the people generally km w nothing of the operations ol' the Federal Govern ment. Kxceot those who had deal ings with the Custom House, and the still fewer with the Federal Courts, its existence was not per ceptible, Now this whole thing is changed and changing. We have Federal Tax Collectors on till hands. We have inquistorial ex aminations by them into our pri vate business transactions, hitherto regarded as sacred. We have military companies in Federal uni forms, and hired bullies paid for in Federal money surrounding our polling and eurolkng places. The people art' thus being familiarized to the change which these Radi cal usurpers are determined to work iti oursystcm of government. The control of our elections and the control of our schools would be a great advance on the road to con solidation. We have seen our tax haws repealed and our rules of evi dence abolished and heavy pains ami penalties attached to the denial of any privelege to Chinese enjoyed by native citizens. . The party seeking thus to absorb the rights of the States is but a revival of that same organization which the people overthrew under the leader ship of Thomas Jefferson in 1800. It is a party of special priveleges a party of class legislation a party which, in the absence of a heriditary nobilitv. would build u? j a powerful moneyed aristocracy f m. a party whose policy distrusts the people which regards them as the mere machines for the use of the wealthy few, and the whole ! icnueiicN oi wnose legislation is to make the rich richer and the poor poorer. Such a party needs a strong government to keep the people piiet when they become restless. And what a potent agency the school-room is "m propagating the peculiar tenents of a party in sowing broadcast oernic'mn.so- j litical heresies, the events ot the 1 past twenty years prove too clear! v. enlv it is tbns. Te.v tl,,: - J iCV I villi tt IS) oeoole to use no m then- ,-,-,;fvi might ! ' - u,v'aIcyn:;rJ!;isx I .)rrM!n;f tl,., i,,, .,1,....... - ! au.unsi useir iioerues. in a little , . -t , . . M'l'v- wnue, unless tney act speedily, they will have to take by the strong hand what they can now obtain by means of the ballot. Ex- To make little bov's tmwenre Ma; t when veui make n. suit - " 1 ' .f k clothes for him, finish the coat first S and by so doing you make the j trowsers last. It is the only way j the thing can be done. "OREGON CETY, OBE Manufactures Protesting Asrninst Prctx ton. In no way does the policy of pro tecting home manufactures, by levying high duties upon imports, so forcibly demonstrate ami so completely expose the sophistical reuse ning upon w hich it is based as by thoroughly carrying out the principle and going down to "pro tecting'' the producers of raw -material. So long as only the manu facturers are protected the burden falls upon traders ami consumers, and here it is found a more difficult task to convince the people of the unjust and oppressive workings of the system. Put, when we go back to duties upon raw materials, those who are employed in working up that material are directly affected by the enhanced cost and the pub lic soon hear from them either through a demand for an increase of one class of duties or for the re duction of another. In such a state of a Hairs the injurious results of the policy are easily comprehended, while the people do not so readily understand the matter when their attention is simply called to the ad vanced prices of food orclothing which all are thereby compelled to pay ; especially since such en hanced cost is so olten speciously j attributed to other causes. We have? before us the published address of forty-three of the most prominent woolen manufacturing houses in the United States, setting i forth that, their industrv and that 1 of others is ruined by protection, j and that they must have the raw , materials of 'industry free. They show that the logic of experience j has compelled many of the sons of; New England engaged in those industries supposed to be protected to doubt the benefits conferred by anv svstem of protection designed for the development of their inter ests. "Unequal and special legislation," say thev, "ha been carried to such an extent, under our present tariff, K' i i . i system, that it has become a crying evil, demanding the serious consid- ! eration ot our people, and t- j earnest etiorts to aoolv an adequate remedy." These manufact urers no longer ask for a higher tariff" on their prod net ions. The-y have seen enough of t lie whole protective system. They say; Give us our. raw materials free and we are sat islied to supply the market with our goods under a low revenue duty. The fact is that only the manufacturers of a certain classes of goods are really benefit eii by the policy. While many are obliged to pay duties in some instances amounting to 110 percent, upon their wools, and duties correspond ing high upon either raw materia!;-, and at the same time are protected by a duty upon their finished pro- ducts disproportionately low, ol ii- ers are specially favored under the oresent tariff, receivine." their wools t about -o per cent, duty, and yet icing orotcctcd m tueir manuiae- tare ov iluties ranging irom , v to over 140 iter cent. Thus the tariff framed ostensibly for t he protection ; children growing up in ignorance of American labor, is found to ex- j ami disgrase, and unfitted to per ereise against it that unjust diserim- j Ibnu that part on the stages of ination which restricts and depres- life which the Creator designed ibi ses it. them, are the results of "father be- .V hu ge proportion of the manu- iug drunk all the time." fact urers are beginning to hud out j "Father is drunk all the time." that, in reality, there is in the gen- j This little one knew the fact, could eral purpose ol the protectionists no appreciate tiie effect, felt the pmeh desire to benefit home industry at ' jugs of hunger, and experienced large, but that the design is to en- j the horrors of the past, and with rich the large monopolies at the emotions of grief which no pen can expense of the people. They fee j describe, looks at the black gal ber th at in every duly which falls upon 1 ing cloud which hangs over the hi raw material some great corpora- : lure, from which no gleam ed sun tion pockets the proceeds. Thus, j shine is visible, and lrom which be as they say in this protest, "The has no reasonable anticipation ot taxes em iron and steel, which are ! better days. Poor child! a beg tlie material of so many important gar from door to door, a dependent industries, form grievous oppres- j upon tne cold charities oi a iu .... e sions which abstract millions of ; less world, with words of truth and dollars annually from the profits of j frankness proclaiming the sad news our productive labor. 1 he taxes on wool, on salt and on many other articles are apparently levied in the interest of a small number of per sons, and make heavy demands up on the resources of our people, while yielding them little ad vant age1.' These manufacturers find moreover, that the enormous tax n.vd ,vl,:,d, 5 coeerelc felt llV the whole population,be rs heavily upon them, no .-essitating tne pay ment of a tribute of millions of dol lars annually. Such a tax being without excuse or palliation, they fee l justified, in the face of the clear' evidence of a monopolizing on the part of the owners of mines -as shown by the system of strikes, so thorough" organized for the pur- nose of raisin -- the price ot coat, and the cenf annulling of their contracts lor the delivery ot ' coa -in demanding the abrogation of , . mis tax. . ; . There are encouraging signs in tins emphatic remoi Jmii, v.-monstrance from! -- ie. . 1 irt,.il,r the: .o woolen men prove sincere and tin I mi- t. mt urn flinching m tn,jir etior loneiiiiig in ur'ii faun? i." to a revenue tariff, or not, the peo- pie will learn much from the ex- posures which their struggles will nccessarilv bring about. It amusing, to say the least, to see how the evil machinations of the New Englanders are working out their own conviction. llochcsier LTilIoh. no v7 a Wiiolo Tamil- riiad. Their lives a family in Dorchester county, every dark-eyed male mem ber of which for the past lift y years has gone blind at the age of twen ty to twenty-live years. y Those with blue eyes escape the terrible afuiction. There is a t-alition about this singular ch'cums.ttinee which we lay before our readers as we heard il : SOME SIXTY YEACS AGO, so goes the story, a beautiful black- eyet 1 girl ot twenty, from some cause or other, lost her eyesight. Her mistbrtune brought penury and want with it. Ik-ing reduce. to beggary, she v.' as want to go abroad. I'-d.'i W'.i aims 1 I i one of her journeys she visited the neighbor- uooil in wnicii resaied tne tors of those who are now si' aiices ditless. Instead of her helpless conditio;! exciting, as it should have done, a fooling of symnathv, she was treated with ridicule by some of the younger members of the house her evil star had led her into. Two of the boys, as a matter of II EKE IE ILTUV, led her out, promising to conduct her to a place wnere plenty await- ed. Instead of giving lui a safe into a conduct, tliev carried la swamp and left her. It is said that that she cried out beseeching them to put her on the public road, but they heeded not her lamentations, Finding herseli about, to be desert- ed among the tangled brushwood, she turned II Ell I'KATEU to a curse, asking her Maker, in her revengeful anguish, to punish her betrayers by making- their off spring, for seven generations, as hebuess as sue was. it is said that sue was iouuu uoau in me swamp. i;iviu lK.rj,ht,l Iron; hunger and (.uliL Tllis mav .,,,,.. r.Vnnmtic, jmt whether the traditionary part was i'ound dead in the swamp. V f it be false or true, it is assutvul y a fad that the male offspring family referred to, losa their as indicated. Hundreds of pe l i i I V. ,rt it a US V it. in worcii c u:it v W 1 1 ! Ve j - ( -?o- - -uc h was t he ex pression of a lit t le child, who c e to our door a lew gmg for bread and da ago ciotnuig. ier is drun w all t timt. i or oiiiid : what a volume of misery and woe is expressed in those six words ! I ome, where comfort should have oi i O : i i 1 ! i ;-1 1 e t ant 1 w 1 1 e ; a ti pin s shoutd owed as a mnusti mg angel, is t rauslormed lino a hell noon earth, iug drunk all the ny V t'imef itiiCi' oe-Starva- : tion, rags, and all the hmeous iorms ' ooverl v rat her round t he iicusc ptjvert y 1 oj t hat tat iier wiio "i.;; drunlc ail ; the time." Mother br- leaned, r 1 mCI.n: urn wk! it Hi HM. miSCl'V Ull't disgrace1, m order to sustain life, to get bread and clothes iv,,feet. him from tne cuiHiug winds ot autumn ami v.-mter; and returning to his home, if indeed, a home iUm.iv be called, Ins eyes met the form of him who shou.d j be a protector, s suuporter and inend hut the SOr ol hlS lUainiOOC I I -e i (,u his intellect is impaireu, m form is haggard ana tiej.. ; the v. hole apnearauce oft!. c victim a-ain reminds the stiibring chil dren that "father is drunk all the time." - If brooms are wet in boiling suds once a week, they will beceune very tough, will not cut the carpet, last 'much longer, and always sweep like a new broo m. A v y us y carpet may be i a pail ol cold .oe o,u b k ! door, wet the broom 1:1 it, knock 1 . . . a-..!i 4 .1..,,.. . t .-, A very dusty i .oV.it! 1 ! 1 1 tv) ! su-feii ?1. ; 1- te, g eL o a - - '; ' -r yard, then wan u.e u, ,,,., i f.ire !im sweeo again, oem care- ! I ill to silage an mi. wJA ..wv. 1 broom and not sweep ior a lime. i r . , . : ,a .... j It done with caiy, it m ciean u ! caq.et very mce-ly, and 3 em v. u j be surprised at tne quantity o. dirt is 1 in the water. 1 CODRTESr OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, UNIVERSITT OF CALIFORNIA, RkRKET.F.Y. nAI.TRjPJJTA FHIDAT, MARCH 10, 1S71. OL'ls and Good Il3U3;ke3t:riT. EY 2IAP.Y ilOOP.K. Mothers frequently make a mls- take in the management of their I children. Overburdened with la- bor, and needing relief, they are j yet so nice and particular, tena- j cious, perhaps, of the domestic j sceptre, that they often refuse to del- i egate even a minor household to j their daughters, forgetting that ; children should be early taught to ' make themselves useful, and to as- j t-ist their parents every way in their j power. A positive injury is done I to the girls by this deprivation ol all share in tiie government of the j house, for it is evident that they J cannot be two well instructed in j anything which will promote the j comfort of a iamily. Whatever j position in life they may hereafter occupy, they need a thorough prac tical knowledge of household 1 ut'es. Circu: them nstances may eventually lift j name- was mentioned it was as iv tdove the necessity of j)er- j ferri: g to the memory of the elead. forming much ebimestic wot:-; but j on this account tkev need no less i knowledge, if it is not desired that they shall be expensive burdens to their husbands. Giris are not apt to allow to housework its due importance; but stu b as h:;ve experienced tise thou sand and one after torments that spring lrom ignorance of it, can estimate it at its true value. If they show an inclination to penc trale tne mysteries or the kitch il. indulge them by all means. Never mind if the assistance thev render is siig and tne trou.no tuev cause :h more than a counteroalance; let .1.. tnem cos ,i- , 1, V ..."Ml, iron, etc. Thev will soon learn, n n is coniriveo that the teaching sha-U be pleasant. We have in our mind's eye a little e-hit of a child, nine years old, who made a loaf ed' bread and made it" well, too every we ek during the winter. Her mother was kind and patient, and she quickly divined the proper tiuautitios of yeast, salt and lloiir. If site feels in -iiued to try her hand at higher grades of the cuiiiuarv art past rv-makiug, for instance no objection is made. I iiiijeed, sue is quae a nute I louse- per, currviug a bi: nunc a oi often get- keys at her girdle, and ting out what is necessary for the tabic. Where there ire several daugh ters, the care of the housekeeping should be be given to each in turn. This seems to us an excellent ar rangement, and will certainly prove the most valuable part of their ed ucation. Girls, with ;vhat are call ed high notions, will do well to rei"eet that the drudgery ed' the kite hen is by no means jneompari ble v. it -1 tie highest degree oi re finement and mental culture. Some of the socially elegant women we have ever known, have been adepts in the art ef bread and pie making; nay. is 1 1 t long since that we talented and highly edueu- t 1 lady don a pair of gloves, go down on her knees and black-lead a stove, just to snow jndgct how t is done. Kcuiemoer, guns, that home constitutes I lie very essence of a man's idea of happiness, and if you do not fit yemrselvcs to make the homes of your future husbands bright, cheerful, orderly, and a reff uge from all the world beside, how can you hope to be happy yourselves, or to make them happy? Economy in cooking has.a great deal to do with making life easy. There is a lasting charm in a good touse ceper: tnere IS a j irolouml lesson in her attention to the little things of the kite-hen. There is nothing so beautiful as a useful life. For my part, I think no girl should stand at the altar who has not first stood at the washtub. X e ws pap e us. -V man catsup a oouud of sugar, and the pleasure he hits enjoyed is ended ; but the in formation he gets from a newspaper is treasured up in the mind, to be used whenever occasion or inclina tion calls for it. A newspaper is not the wisdom of a man or two men ; it is the wisdom of the age of past ages, too. A family without a newspaper is always half an age behind the times in general information; besides, they never think much, nor find much to think about. And there are the ones growing up in igtiorane; littl e with out a taste for reading. Besi les a!! these evils, there's the ife, who, when her work is done, has to sit down with her hands in her lap. and nothing to amuse her mind fremi the toils an 1 cares of the do mestic, circle. Who would be with out a newspaper "? A gentleuiAi i once arguing wit n a Scot eh wot man, whe n, at length, he suddenly quit. " I can tell you !. t ini'.im IU1 o,-.r,,. dt!. . . J . . (j IIJIL (t.ilj JL 11 LIV'C .11 ' I till von any longer; you are not open to conviction." Ntjt open to con viction sit," was the indignant re ply. "1 scorn the imputation, I !!if!?i T nm iinnn tn eon ict ion ' but," slie added, alter a pause " .how me the person who can con- vince me." " Wouldn't Carry Double." now a father i:t:co;xized a long- LOST SOX. A correspondent of the Dubuke Times, writing from Waverly, Iowa, under date of the 14th ult., says: Carles McCormack is the father of eight sons, all now grown up to manhood. The family formerly lived in Madison, Wis. in fact the family were brought up there, About, fifteen years ago, Charles, the fifth son, 1 think, was taken with the western gold fever, and, like many others, went to seek his fortune in the hidden recesses of mother earl h upni the Pacinc shor. For a short time his parents heard from hini occasion i!!y, but after a time he ceased to write. As years rol'.ol by his lather's family gave him up as lost to them. They mourned his death, and when his In r-Gl the family removed to this placr, where all but one son reside. in the meantime our hero was not dead, but elelving away for the shining ore1. In an unfortunate iiotii tiie mine in which he was !a bnriug caved in upon him, and only by terrible efforts was he rescued alive, lie recovered from the etfects of t he fearful accident, but in a woanled .and mangled condition, after suffering the amputation of one of his arms, and sustaining oth er permanent injuries. As may be suimosed, fifteen vears of exposure l I 7 . 1 and adventure made a great diher ence in the appearance of him who had left his father's roof a fresh and joyous boy. Last summer Charles determin ed to revisit his family. He came to Waverly, and, on inquiring, found his brothers. He told them wlio he was, but they could recall nothing about him that was natu ral. In the meantime, the old gen tleman, who lives three miles away, was sent for. . He came. He close ly scanned the new claimant upon his parental affection, bat failed to recognize a single lineament of Ins Is. atari's, ana was lneuneo to tnuov the young man an impostor; yet the latter mentioned many tilings that occurred during his boyhoud days. At last the hither says: "Do vou remember the old horse, Jack?"" 'T do," said Charley, and de scribed his color. c 11," says the father, "was anything oeculiar about there Jack:"' "Yes," says Charley, "lie would never carry double." "You are my son Charley," ex claimed the eId gentleman, with tears glistening in his eves. And, indeed, it was his long-lost bov- for years mourned as dead, vli were here to meet him but his moth er, who died ituout five years ago. Sur-OEX Deaths How thev AIM-: 111' DL'e'ED AND HoW PuEVEX- tei. Many persons are not well informed, apparently, as to the cause that accelerate sudden deaths, says the Albany Knickerbocker. At least so we are ad. vised by one of our learned physitaans, whose theory is well worthy the consider ation of every citizen. He says the causes that lead to sudden deaths are numerous, but in nine c.-ises out ef ten eleath would not result if the sufferers were properly cared for at the time they were at tacked. For instance1, a person ap parently enjoying good health, is prostrated iti the street by dizzi ness, fainting, etc. Such persons are generally picked up. e-arried in te some house and set up in a chair, or, perchance, set up en a i-toop. These spells are produced by a stop page of circtihit ion of blood. The doubling up of the body, or the sitting-lip posture tends to still fur ther prevent circulation and keeps blood from the heart, and death naturally ensues in a lew minutes. If the persons thus affficted and suddenly prostrated were pi iced in a reclining position, and efforts male to reproduce, ciivulution, would not I).- compelled to record h xlf so many sudden deaths. The advice of our medical friend is cer tainly worthy ofenideratio:i, ami. il" needs be practiced whenever demanded. Max's Duty. No man has any light to manage his ah.ursm suen a way that his sudden death would bring burdens and losses on other people. There may be rare cases where a man really connot help entanglements, or where, from inex perience or lack of judgement, he has brought his a -lairs into such a state that the int 1 e -t eif e-tners de- j ponds upon his life ; but he should ! ... ..in ..n i,w5!ih haste toextncai.e j lll.ll.U Ul J'". .." " t himself from such a position. When a man dies, the people 1 ak " What property has he leit i behind him?" But the angels, as thev bend over hi graxe 1. piiK, hat good deed, na.t thou s.ent bclore thee VO. JLS. Courting Under Biinculties. I made the acquaintance of a young lady once at a party, who was rather good-looking : audi, being rather susceptible, of course . fell in love. I accompanied the young lady home, but had a very polite invita tion from the young lady's lather to stay at home ! But nothing daunted, I resolved 15 win Janw Ann at all hazards. If anything I rather liked old 1) 's objections, for that made the thing romantic, you know. The next evening, knowing that Jane Ann would be at church, I borrowed a hor.e and carriage ooai a frVi.d, cnl thetv ior the purpose of taking Jane Ann home after church was over, o I am afraid that I did not pay much attention to0thc sermon on that evening'; and I thought, at that time, it was tiie longest 1 had ever listened id. But as everything earthly has an end, so had that sermon; and 1 thought it the hap piest moment of my life when I assisted Jane Ann into my car- nage. We of course teok the longest road to Mr. B 's, possible; and as it was an opposite direction from my horse's home, and as he had not had his supper,die0did not care much about going; but I at last got him under way, and then gave my attention te my compan ion and commenced conversation, which ran somewhat in this w ay ; "Dear Jauie, isn't this a beauti ful Whoa, there ! Where' vou 7 f o going to i , o The lat was addressed to the horse, who had suddenly taken a notion to turn around. " See how beautiful the moon Whoa, there ! Wherein the fMck eais are you going to ?" The hearse was going square into the fence. " Oil 1 Janie, I've long wished for this opportunity to Whoa, there! Confound that horse-OPvo long wished for this oppfrhifvity to tell you how much I (voiuy? out of that you oatmuncher ! Where in the mischief are yoii going to i" 06 The horse was going into the fence again, but I straightened hini and commenced again: O "I've long wanted to tell you, .1 nme. TT how much 1 love you Come out of that, yon son of-a-gun! What are you turningparoundcfor ? And oh, Janie, if I thought you Where the deuce are yon going? Whoa, there! loved me half as well as Confound that horse! Whoa, there ! I love vou Come , out of that! IM be 0perfeetly con found that horse! Acs, Janie, I'd be perfectly Darn thathorSe ! Whoa, there!" . " o I was too late the horse turned square around, upsetting tne carriage and breaking it all to sma.'h, but lortunateiy not hurting Janie or I. I walked home with Jane, but never finished my speech. Tiie carriage ceist me forty dol lars to get it repaired, and 1 hav en't indulged in the luxury of fal ling in love since. Tickling in Chup.cii, A young man of the nauie ot Joseph re cently tickled a young lady in church, on North eBars Island, in. Ohio. The lady squealed, and the preacher baid his arm aiijj, sailed into the worshipers "powerful." He said wome n and men should no more sit together under the drop pings of his sanctuary. But, even Q with the possibility of being tickled before their eyes, the ladies refused to be seperated, and em the very next evening all sat together. Cf ho preacher was indignant, and brought the male portion of the congregation before a Justice of the Peace. A jury was demanded, and no juror should be a member of the Church. Three days the trial lasted, but at hist the op- pre seel went free' and now in church thev tickle each either as of 4 yore, to keep awa 111 an amus ing manner. Mercy. The merciful shall find mercy. This is bec ause every man iiudsvhat he hiiiiM If is, and ha measured back to hiuAvbdt he has meted out to others. Ooodness never fails of its reward; and in justice never fails to come home td the house and upon the head of the uit'u-t. x hough jusuoeoiias leaden U it h'naMy overtakes each one. C- ;flES OF SCAXDAL.- Two bmrs or ocaxpal. :Qo one h)ve.s to tell a tale ot scandal but to him or her who loves to hear it. Learn to rebuke and si lence the detracting tongue by re fusing to hear. Never let the ut?" dt rtaker use your ear in which to dig the grave of another's good name. O In Boston, a poor man who, lc3 ! than a year ago, had only one suit j of clothes, went into the newspaper business, and now has eight Stats; Seven of them arc for libel. ( o o o