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Sept.lSdy. 1 AW PARTXERSIIIP. J AS. K. KELLY, J. II. 11 EE TV, Hesideiice iwiiit -of Columbia and 7tli sts. lU'sidem-L', Ciiliimfiia st C'fcet. 2d and 3d sts. . Jas. K. Kelly and J. 11. Reed, andertiie tinn nairte ot KELLY & i;KEI Will practice law in the Umii ts of Oregon Olhce on First street, near Alder, over the Jnew Post office room, Port.and. (iutf JAXSIXG STOUT. Attorney and Counselor at Law,"'3 pout land, oueoox. Office Under the United ritates District Court 11 juiu. Front street. 4ott' JO AGE & THAYER, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. OFFICE In Crce's Building, corner of Front and Stark streets, Portland. 3:tf J. F. C.IPLF.3. S. C. MOllELAND. CAPLES & MOP.ELAXn, ATTORNEY 3 AT LAW, 0 r . FR O N T and 11 'A SUING TON PORTLAND, OREGON. "J J W. UOSS, M. IX, Physician and Srsson, rpr-O Ti ?e on Vi.un Street, opposite Mason ic Ha'l, Oregon Citv. 13tf JJ SAFFAUKAXS, Physician and Surgeon, 7"Oflice at his lrng Store, near Post Ofhoe, Oregon City, Oregon-. 13U "Liv3 and Let Live." 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CLASS GREEHHAK, City Drayman, OREGON CITY. 3 All orders for the delivery of merchan ts r pioka.'es and freight of whatever des ri;tii , to any p irt of the city, willbeexe ut'el proiaptly and with care. JEW YOltlv HOTEL, (Deutfches Gafthan, No. 17 Frrnt Street, opposite the Mail steam ship landing, Portland, Oregon. H. R0THF03, J. J. WILKENS, PROPRIETORS. o Bo.trd per Week $ no " " " with Lodging 6 0" " Pav 1 0 JOHN FLEMING, 51 DEALER IN BOOKS AND STATIONERY, IN MYERS' FIRE-PROOF CRICK, MAIN STREET, OKEGO.V CITf, OREGON". Grant Rebuked. Tlic Jlissouri Democrat, unlike its name, is a very leeiled nnil very al)le radical journal. In fact, it is the organ ot Missouri radicalism, and one of the most influential of all the journals of that party. In the late contest for Govenor, it took the side of B. Gratz Brown and Carl Schurz. Since the elec tion and the triumph of those gentle men, and the overthrow of the Ad ministration party, the Democrat has taken occasion to spertk its Lmind directly to t he President, and give him a very large piece of ad vice, which, by the way, he will do well to heed, Addressing "Hiram LTlysses," it says : "it peems to the people that you deserve severe relmke, alike tor neglecting yodr legitimate ailairs, for abusing the power intrusted to you, and, being freemen, neither ft wed by; your name nor seduced by your otllces-, they give, you that re buke very plainly. The first duty of a President is to keep the pledges made to the people when a candi date. This you have , not done. You promised to give tile country peace and pledged yourself to a platform in which the removal of political disabilities was a. most prominent feature; Soon after you became President you meditated compliance with this pledge by proclaiming amnest y, and again by recommending to Congress remov al of disabilities but to each case unscrnplous partisans, who want still longer to be able to elect mere tools of their own from Southern Slates, turned you fro in your pur ;pose. At this day you are their tool Simon Cameron, as unsavory a man :?.s ever sat in the Senate, controls you as if you were his hierd mfin. It is discreditable that a Prsideut should be so con trolled by any one; doubly discred itable that lie should be conrolled by such a man-; trebly discredita ble that he should thus be led to depart from the solemn pledges by which his election was secured. Other duties you greatly neglected. You should have aided the country to resumption of species payment, and to a thorough reduction and reform of taxation -and Tbut, while you have done sornt thing, Von have failed to use your dibits for th! reforms. It was your duty to re form civil service, and to make it no longer the tool of unscrnplous partisans. Starting with thnt avowed intent, and earning puUu; approval by much impaovement in the character of officials, you now have sutl'ered Hoar, and at last Cox, to be driven from the public scr vice,simp!y because of their honesty and independence. It is most pain ful to see the wide difference be tween your professions and your performances. Instead of having "no policy to enforce against the will of the people,' you have tried to force the San Domingo treaty iijnm live. Senate and McClurg upon Missouri, in both 'enses using pa tronage most wrongfully. Instead of reforming the public s-ervice, you have in one respect degraded it. "At this day, when any mail is appointed to office, people ask at once, what personal favor has he rendered or engaged to render Gen. Grant? Xot even Buchanan gave offices to men who had made him presents. And even Johnson had for excuse a public policy a little broader and higher than a mere desire for re-election. Accept the verdict of the people! Learn from them wherein you have failed. Drive from your presence the shameless flatterers and corrupt partisans who surround you; call back to your advice such true patri ots as Cox; remember the pledges which you gave to the people, and set yourself honestly to the task of redeeming them. Leave the peo ple to say whether they wish you lor a second term, and bear in mind that the Presedeney, at least, should seek the man, and not the man 4he uflice. Give us peace, amnesty, reform of civil service, re form of taxation. "Your great name was of price less worth to the people of this country until stained by your own neglect or misconduct. Do the best sir, during the rest of your term to remove thove stains by faithful, honest, independent dis charge of duty, so that, when men shall speak ot you, they may have something besides your military service to remember with pride and gratitude. By that course, and by no other, can you make it possible for the republican purty to elect you a second time.'' . A man in Sparta, "Wisconsin, wishing to present an organ to a church, wrote to a friend' in Xew York to know what it would cost to get one. lie received a I'eply that he could get a little organ for -$1,500, but "if he expected to get to heaven on the orrjeui doJae von had better invest about noo." He took the high priced organ. Who Mads the Rich Man Ri;in The wealth of this country is in its soil, its mines, its timber, its muscle. The capital of the country is in the nanus ot the ncn, wno nave been made rich by the labor of in dustrious citizens the same citi zens who made the laws originally good, and then allowed men of capital to so change them that the real wealth-element of the land is unprotected; , Every dollar a man has he earns. wins by bargains from his neiyrh- bors, or steals: The rich owner of cotton-mills in Xew England grows rich upon the labor of his employes. The railroad managers sit iii their offices while their employes .ft. w earn money. The occupant of a palace lives in a house built by laborers. The man who rushes over the country in a palace car enjoys the labor of ingenious mechanics, while they are bending over their workshop benches or furnaces. The rose wood bedstead on which the r'ch maii sleep's, came to him by the labor of him who cut the tree and made it up for sale. The diamond worn by the petted child of aris tocracy was dug for by laborers, and set to its setting by other la borers. The gold" case to the watch of the rich man would never have been his but for the hard work of some earnest miner who, clad in rough clothes, works while the rich man spins wine, plays bil liards, smokes cigars, ami gambles with the money earned by the in dustrious; The poor man thiiids a house; then the rich man moves into it. The poor weaver weaves a carpet, and the rich innn buys it. The poor larmer raises chickens and the rich man eats them. The poor artist paints a picture and the rich man buys it, not to help the artist, but to enrich his parlors and tes tify to his wealth. The poor man works on the street over which the rich man rides. And so throughout the list. But for the worklngmen there would be no rich men. Capital is made valuable only by labor. All the gold ever minted and stamped cannot earn for itself or produce so much as a kernal of corn Plant the gold in the earth, and it rests there. Plant a kernal of corn, and it grows. Labor and capital should go hnd in hand to help each other. Then a people can have no jnst cause for complaint. The rich should protect the poor. The poor should sell their labor to the rich-. The Government should protect all alike. Then we arc be. ibre the law equals, and every man a monarch. Xow,those who labor are slaves. They have power but use it not. They have a government of their own making but allow it to rob them ; they thus rob themselves. And if they of choice steal from themselves, they cannot well o'p ject when others steal from them. The voters are many. Tlic voted for are lew. The voters can vote for men who will protect the millions or can vote for the men who will only protect the millionaires. And this will be the issue of the next Presidential campaign-. Men of wealth are organizing to protect their dollars. Let men of muscle and of labor organize to protect theirs, and to elect such men as will do justly to all. Pom era y1 Dcm ocrat. The wealth of Kentucky in iron and coal is not generally known. The coal fields are estimated by R. Ci Taylor, in his "Statistics of Coal," to underlie nine thousand square miles in that State, The Iron Jf))?factirer''s Guide, pub lished as long as ten years ago, re ferred to nine iron furnaces in west, three in middle and nine teen in eastern Kentucky that were then in full blast. There is a great coal field in the eastern end of the State, and a blue grass re gion toward the northern line of tlic State, between the coal fields, but seperatcd by other silurian and geological formations. The blue grass region, is from east to west, forty or 'fifty miles wide, and at its longest axis seventy miles long. It has a higher reputation for stock growing than, perhaps any other section of the country. Petro leum is found in east and west Kentucky, in the knotstoiic coun try, flourspar is found in large amounts in Livingston County, and shipped extensively for use in glass factories. One member of the Dent family not related to President Grant A c c i-d en t . l-,cch a 7 1 rc. A mistake. Acci-dent is Grant's stepfather. Grant would never have been President had it not been for Acci-dent, D n all such dents, Free Trarie Ascendency. It is remarkable how suddenl thc recent victories of the Democ racy throughout the country have established the ascendency of the free trad theory, which has strug gled through the whole history of the Government for recognition. With this as the main plank of its platform, the Democracy went into the late contest, and upon this great issue has swept the country. Following close unon this victory, we observe a general upheaving in the Republican ranks, with indi cations of a speedy disruption of the Republican organization. This was to have been expected. The Republican party, ignoring the ad vice of its ablest leaders, saw fit to go before the people in hn impor tant political canvass with a plat form declaring for a favored few, against the many; for the manu facturers and monopolists, against the producing class of the country, and for one section against the other. The Democratic party, true to its glorious career, and ad hering to its fundamental princi ples, promptly took issue with the party in power upon these impor tant questions, and in its appeal to the people the verdict was over whelmingly in its favor. The dec laration of the people at the polls in the recent elections may be taken as the sentiment of the country upon the issues presented. That sentiment is unhesitatingly in favor of the great Democratic doc trine of free trade, and opposed to any system of protection that ab sorbs the wealth of one section for the benefit bT another. Against this sentiment now so wide spread and Universal the Republican party, under various iiames; has stubbornly battled, and n'0v yields Only to the lbsisll'es" power of the people. Its defeat ih the recent contest, while flying high the ban ner of protection, may then be con sidered its Waterloo. From this decisive blow it will never rally. Even h'pVr, the idea which it has embattled in every form and shape is working tlic rapid disintegration of its organization. Xot only have tjic masses denominted the false doctrine of protection but the leaders too, are hastening to amend their views, and place themselves in accord with the pop ular idea that has gained such a firm hold upon the country. It af fords another instance of how the people have proclaimed a great idea and made themselves the leaders. "With the ascendency of free trade t he Republican party ex pires. Protection has been the one idea that lias controlled and direc ted the party, and the death of the former is the doom of the latter. With the potency of its argument of protection to home industry destroyed, the Republican party can no more survive than life after the heart ceases to pulsate. This has been its stock in trade since the close of the war, and without it the party is insolvent. Its only hope is to go through bankruptcy and open under a new name. It is an old dodge of the party and may succeed. Quitiey III.) Her ald. Samples M the Wit of the Late Geo. D. Prentice- About the only person that we ever heard of that wasn't spoiled by being lionized was a Jew nained Daniel. An English writer says in his advice to a j'oung married woman, "that their mother Eve married a gardener." It might be added, that the gardener, in consequence of the match, lost his situation. Whatever "Midas touched turned into gold. In these days touch a man with gold and he'll turn into anything'. The editor of the Ohio States man says, "more villianys on foot." We suppose that the editor has lost his horse. A Xewbcrn paper says that Mrs. Alice Day, of that city was lately delivered of four sturdy bos. We know not what a day may bring forth. " Can't we make your lover jealous, miss ?" "Oh, yes sir, I think we can, if we put our heads together." Wfc are often told to imitate na ture. Still, we should not imitate her too lltterally. We needn't dress in green velvet through the summer because she does. An author ridiculing the idea of ghosts, asks how a dead man can get into a locked room; Probably with a skeleton key. "Can it be possible; iui: that you don't know the names of some of your best friends ?" "Certainly; I don't know even what my own may be a year from now." Our neighbor is still arguing against the credit system. Let him try to get credit anywhere to the amount of and he will find that his srgiiments are perfectly conclusive; C0URT2SY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, From the Printing Gazette. Randol Itcflebtc'ns. To what extent society has been injured by the monstrous shame less system of sensation seeking to which the press of to-day is so freely given, it would be quite impossible to estimate, and any attempt to calculate it would be deemed in credible. This morbid thirst for the grotesque episodes and starN ling denouements of life is not only insatiable, but it knows no re straints or boundaries, and the privacy of home and the sanctity of the domtstic circle are invaded with unblushing irreverence by the pirates and freebooters of journ alism whO live by this sort of work. In Xew York there is a legion of reckless press parasites Avho make a fitful livelihood by playing spy on men and women who may be suspected of any indiscretion who are ever peeping in at people's windows or listening at key-holes to catch a clue for a fabric their fancies can readily rear. And the lucubrations of these literary scav engers find ready acceptance and reward from a large portion of the daily press as well from the flash picture sensation weekly prints which make such matter a spec iality. Were this sort of thing confined to Xew York and the larger cities, it might be endured, however much regretted ; but the example is infectious, and the press of the smaller cities and even of the country towns is drawn into the same debasing practice. Your bu colic reporter is becoming as keen oi scent ana as zealous in eilort as the most inveterate metropolitan bohemian in tracing out some tale ofscandall, and though he may adorn his story in a less fascinating garb than his city prototype, he tells it with an equal and even greater zest We have little lope that this latter-day eruption On the bod' of journalism will be tem porary or short-lived, and yet we could wish it once eradicated. There is; however a large portion of the public who welcome it, who discard matter of real worth to give it a hearing, and in the ever-increasing contest for supremacy in circu lation, and inferentially, in popular regard, among newspapers, the de mand of those who seek for and are satisfied with this unwholesome stuff will not be overlooked: And so, like other evils which a demor alized public appetite fosters, this will doubtless run until there is a reaction and purification of the popular taste. Children and leath. "Don't put my little brother into that hole?" screamed a little girl of three years, as she saw the body of her baby brother lowered into the grave. It was in vain that she was afterward assured that her little brother had gone to heaven. Xothing could make her believe that heaven was in the dark hole where she saw his coffin put-. Her nervous system had recieved a shock which time and future knowl edge would scarcely remove. When children are too young to understand about death, care should be taken that their feelings are not rudely shocked by an ab rupt view of death and its ghastly accompaniments. e can not know what strange or fearful or what prosaic or poetical ideas come to their young minds in con nection with their acquaintance with that great mystery death. A little girl about three years old, whose baby sister had died, was told after the funeral that she had been carried to Greenwood, and some explanation Of death given her. And afterward, when bright flowers and twining vines were growing over the little grave, she was taken to visit it. While an involuntary silence fell upon father and mother the Child stepped gayly into the inclosure, and looking around with a bewildered air, ex claimed, "Mamma, where is Flor ence?" It was not easy to explain to the disappointed little girl that she could not see her sister then ; but the pleasant surroundings brought no terror to her mind, and helped the mother fo give to her childish comprehension a, happy idea of heaven. Poor Dkvii.si All the Republi can press that is not pensioned by a revenue office, or some other sop from the Administration de nounce Grant with more than IJem cratic bitterness. It is a pitiable thing to see a paper; however obscure, illiterate, bad-spelled and meanly printed' bought up by a few dollars' worth of Government patroage. "It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon," says Dickens, "and furnish es a complete answer to those who Contend for the gradual degenera tion of the human speices, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last:" Stick to oHe thinS'. "Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel," is the language of the Bible. Whoever expects to suc ceed in any undertaking must enter into it with a hearty and earnest mi will to do his best. When a trade or profession is chosen, obstacles, be they large or small, must not be allowed to stand in the way of mastering the trade or profession. However much we may depre ciate the old-time.custom of indent uring apprentices, the system, in its practical results, operated al most always for the lasting good of apprentices. Generally, it insur ed to him a good trade and a wholesome discipline that fitted him for success in business. At the present time very many young men undertake to acquire a" trade, and after a trial abandon it because there are unpleasant duties to be performed and obstacles to be over come. They consider themselves accountable to no one, and go and come at the bidding of caprice, or an unsettled, uneasy mind. The result of this is to send out into the world young men who have not half learned their trades, of unstable character, who drift from post to pillar, and succeed in nothing but strolling along the highways Uf life, melancholy wrecks of men. We should earnestly entreat every young man, after ho hits chosen Ids vocation to stick to it: doift leave it because hard blows are to be struck or disagreeable work to be performed. The men who have worked their w ay up to wealth and usefulness do not be long to the shiftless and unstable class, but ma-be reckoned among those who took off their coats, rol led up their sleeves, conquered their predjudiees against labor and manfully bore the heat and burden of the day. Whether upon the old worn-out farm, where our fathers toiled, diligently striv ing to bring back the soil tb pro ductiveness ; in the machine shop or factory, or the thousand other business places that invite honest toil and skill, let , the motto be : Perseverance and industry. The baby training of the nursery M as good in its place, but it won't an swer all the demands of. an active life. This is not a baby world. We must expect to be jostled and knocked about in the conflict, and run over, if we are not on the look out and prepared to meet the duties of life with a purpose not to shirk them. A young man with a good trade or profession, as he goes forth into the world with his mind made up to stick to his trade or profession, is not obliged to ask for many fa vors. He will hew his way to suc cess, while the Unstable and shift less will grow tired, despair and fall. General, Plkasaxtox, recently appointed Commissioner of Inter nal Revenue, is an old army officer; and some ten years since was sta tioned at Fort Vancouver, where he figured as chief af Gen. Harney's staff. In this capacity he had the credit of writing the blood and thunder dispatches in relation to the San Juan affair which bore Gen. Harney's signature. Capt. Pleasanton at that time was regard ed as a vain, pretentious man, with some little ability as a pen-writer, but entirely destitute of solid capacity. I lis hifalutin papers made him the laughing stock of the army officers of this coast, and much of the ridicule that at tached to General Harney grew out of the sillines of his chief 'of staff. How such a man as this will succeed as Commissioner of Internal Reenue an Office that requires a clear, cold head is not a debatable question. His failure is certain, and the appointment of such a man is Only additional evi dence of Grant's utter unfitness for the place he occupies. IV. W. Statesman. Seven sins to be accounted for that were left out of the book, viz: 1: Refusing to take your own county paper; 2. Taking a paper and then re fusing to pay for it. 3. Xot advertising. 4. Getting married and forget ting tO hand in the notice allong with a dollar "william" to printer. 2. Asking newspapers to publish matter that is for your own benefit without remuneration. . 0. Reading copy on a compos iter's Case: 7. Xever paying your subscrip tion until the publisher goes to the trouble of asking for it: "Gonf Up." The result bf the Democratic victory in Missouri has been productive of terrible results amon" the Radical papers. The St. Jo. Union, St. Jo. Tribune, Glasgow Times, Jefferson City Tribune and St. Louis Tribune, all of the hatite class, have ceased their troublings and "gone where the woodbine twineth;" Who conies next? A Van Hope. From the 8. V. Examiner. The Shasta Courier, noticing the, arrest, of Sheriff John Jackson, of Trinity, by tint United Slates Dep uty .Marshal, lor attempting to collect a miners' license from Ah-. Koo, a -'heathen Chinee;" say?! , We hope Jackson may come out all right in this matter, and that the Courts will decide that the col lection of the foreign miners' lax from Chinese is legal. If the Courts should decide, that, the col lection of tins miners' tax is illegal, the Celestials will thereafter have no friends in this country to speak of. The presence of a hbrthof ifbn- tax paying Chinamen, working out our placers, would be an unpleas- 3 ant sight to witness, and would be likely to exasperate our white miners to such an extent as to lead the lioys lb give them notice tO "quit."" Our up-country contemporary need not indulge any such hope. Jackson will not ccme out all right: lie will beconvicted,iot that the Courts love Jackson lcss,but fear Congress more. In other words; that body having enacted as edict that the "Heathen Chinee'' shall be subjected to no other tn.i than is imposed on a citizen, there is nd Federal Court would dare take is sue with it. Sambo was the com ing man, but "John" has taken his" place now. In his person are to be vindicated "the universal brother hood of man and the common fatherhood of God." Does the Courier not remember the 9nemor able declaration of Gorham? "This war of opinion is not yet fought through. It must go on until national citizenship shall no longer be controlled by local au thority, and manhood alone shall be the test of a right to a voice0in. the Government." That "war of opinion" has been going on ever since, and before it our Foreign Miners' License Law has gone down. The act 10 enforce the 14th and loth Amendments rips it up root and branch. The "Heathen Chinee" now has every right of the white citizen, save only to vote. This Congress C3 accord him whenever it sees proper. The dis gusting toadyism of the national administration and the parly jji power to the Chinese Government and their determination to encour: age Chinese immigraiton dd this Country; to uiiderw'ork Our own people, show that it "will not be much longer delayed.. The Courrier may well speak of the Chinese hereafter as " non-tax paying." The Congressional Act is nothing more than an Act to re: lieve them of all State taxation. Saye by a license law they cannol be reached: They invest little or no money ih real property. They give in no incomes. They gather ? up our mineral wealth and ship ir to China, where it is as much lost to us as though taken beyorid the Golden Gate and sunk in the ocean. Thus since 1853 have gone seventy five millions, and nothing to show for it. It is fitting that Trinity county Should be struck first, for she lias been Very years. It is true 'loil' in past she is getting. over that, out the misehiet ot Radicalism is enduring. Indeed; nearly ,all the mining ebuhties have0 voted, in past years, in favor of Radicalism, and this is the fruit. They will loose a large portion of their revenues, and will be obliged to make it up by3 additional asses ments on the whites. Thus it is; we have a Government which, 0in stcad of protecting its citizens, is used to rob and oppress them: Xoticc to "quit" will not avail; John has the army and navy at his back, and can laugh to sconi your threats. The following speech is attribu ted to a member bf the Legislature of Pennsylvania: "I know wiinun; Mr. Speaker, 1 say it in ; ho disre spect. I know nm. I have had several. They're a Useful class; and and, yet yet With the best of 'em you may have t9oubIe. "Did you know," said a cunning Gentile to a Jew, "that they hang Jews and Jackasses together m Portlonk ?" . r,Li " retorted Solomon; "den it ish veil dat you atitj I &h not d dare;" "Xpw, rhy little boys and girls,' said a icachet; "lowant you to be very quiet, so quiet that you can hear n pin drop." In a minute all was silent, when a little boy shriek ed: "Let her drop." Q o tjov. .Mcviurg has issued ins pro clamations declaring the Constitu: tional Amendments adopted. They are, therefore; now the law, and "them good old daze" have Cbmc again when everybody can Vote. - -- 0 Hon. David G: Burnet, who wa3 the first President of Texas under the Republic, died in Galresttm oi the 9th inst;, aged eighty jcaiS; O Q O G