ism o o X o O I 0 fD O O " THE Wl f" in Pi o 0 O o o o ?he Weekly Enterprise. A DEMO CRA TiC PAPER, FOB TUB j B.jSinossManftho Farmer Al the FAMILY CIRCLE. CD EVERY SATURDAY BY i O KiHTOit AXI rUBLlallfcK. f.vprr Corner of Fifth and Main streets P -o J TERMS of S UESCRIP TIOX s;ia-le Co;y o$ yar in a(ivancc .$3 00 I : O TTVUf o Alt YER TISIXG : r, .,sjeiit advertisements, including all - m1 notices, l sq. of 12 lines, 1 w.$ v i. .,..i.uiinnr. iiKcrtion 2 50 1 00 , -ir c 1 ' "i1""-1 , ,,,-C'tIiimu, oae year ,,!,;!.er ' ::::::::::: 'il-mels Card, I s'narc oue year. . . ri;,n;l,inr. tn he made at ...$120 00 . . . GO . . . 40 ... 12 the risk o SUribr, and at the expense of Agents BOOK' AXP-JOB PIUXTIXG. ' cr The Enterprise office is supplied with Witifiil. approved styles of type, and mod rr l uMUN'l-M'RKSSlCS. which will enable ::ic i'i-"pri l ictor to uo Jou ruiiimg ai an umus O Xrnt, Quirk and Cheap ! fid" Work solicited. (7 H-tit '.. t run tuft ions upon a Specie baxi.-'. OBUSIXXSS CARDS. I AW PARTNERSHIP. ., vs. K. KFfvi'.Y, -U'w:; Coliimbiii, st ift. and X I sts. J. n. TtEED, Rf sMfUce corner of Columbia and 7th sts. t J iV?K. Kelly und .UH. Reed, under the u nil name oi KELLY A It!" ED, M" 'I practice law in the Courts of Oregon IHliV.: on First street, near Alder, over the in- J'ost o!KcC room, I'ort.and. (40tf L xsia stout Attorney ani Coiniselot t Law " (?) roUTfjANO, OREGON. y.ficp Unor Ihe United States District Court Room. Front street. 4o'tf pA(JK & TIIAYETt, ATTORNEYS AT LAW-. OFFICE In Cree's Dirddincr. cornet- of Fiont and Stark street. Portland. S:tf I. F. CArr.E5. J. C. MOBfitASD. CAPLiU A MOR.LAND, A TOKHES AT LAW rr. FROST and IVASnlXGTUX I'ORTLAND, Olttt'OON. pHJEXE A. CROXIXj " ?TTOnXEY ,tr LA V Rooms 7 and S Carter's Block. !:t. PORTLAND. OREGON, 11 YRt,)SS, AI. I.)., Physician and Surseon, j"t).Tice on Main Stieeti opposite .Mason o ic IU;l, Ore.i?ou City. ltt IJAFFARRAXS, fliysician and Surgeon, t-iT" Office at his Drus Store, near Post "(fijc, OrejroM City, Oregon. 131! WELCH, Jfc-T-"X t tts 'fc'- r- T cr nr I'friftu utility LwUi at Oregon Cit$ Oregon flO'J.lfS With Pr. SafTarrons, on Main st. WATlttXS, M. D., SURGEON. Portland, Okkv. n. f'FFICE-QOl Fellows' Temple1, corner '"stand VldeHstreets Ussidence COi-uer of irt and Seventh streets oALAWSOW SFilTH, Attorney and Counselor at Law PHUCTOU AND SOLIC1TOK AV0CAT. Practices in State and 17; S. Ccurta. .Yo. lo.s yroni 9t red .Portland, Oretfm, Opposite McCormick's P.ook Store. O Q W. Fi HIQHFIELD, t-wbiished since ?P.at tli old stand. -Uil't Strtrt Orrfron. dttif Orfinnn. An Assortment of Watches, Jew elry, arid Seth Thomas' weight Clocks, all of which are warrauted S&Qx Repairing done on short notice, Sl ind thankful for past favors. trt li 3d 4VnrcfTit.H rw 0 CLARK GREENHAtf, .j-" . City Drayman 0 REG OX CITY. ? All orders for the delivery of merchan 'V 5 "r psckages and freight of whatever des iromptly and with care YORK HOTEL, Q iv .. (Deatfehea Gafthans, I u Front Street, opposite the Mail steam- I liip landiug, Portland. Oregon. 1 H. K0THF0S, J.J. WILKENS, PROPRIETORS. v o oard per Week $5 (W 2 " " with Lodging ..".. 6 M " ray 1 00 Jmper UAL MILLS. Savier? LaSoqrie & Co., OREGOX CITY. K.?-eep constantly on hand for sale, flour ""is's. Bran anl Chicken Feed. Parties ifiBU. aewst fnriiish the Backs. "Live and Let Live." JPIELDS & STRICKLE!!., DEALERS IX PROVISIONS, GROCER COUNTRY PRODUCE, &., ' CHOICE WINES AND I.IQUOIiS. ltfAt the old stand of Wortman A Fields Oregon (Jit;, , Oregon. ,. 13tf JOIIX II. SCIIRAM. Manufacturer and Dealer in SADDLES, IlAfiXESS, etc., etc., 3 Jain Street, Oregon lity, "S" Wishes to represent that he is now as well prepared to furnish any article in his line as the largest establishment in the State. He particularly requests that an examination of his stock be made before buying elsewhere. GEO. XO.UI. JAMES MOURISOX. INTERNATIONAL HOTEL, Formerly ?Jew Columbian, Corner Front and Morrison Streets, POIiTXiANO, OKEGOX. NOAH & MORRISON, POPRSETORQ. Free Coach t j; n il from July lGth tf lie House. OREGOII CITY BEEWEEY! UOwU HENRY II UMBEL. llavinc: purchased the above Brewerv wish es to inform the public, that he is now prepar ed to manufacture a No. 1 quality ot LAGER BEER, As ood as can be obtained anywhere in the Stale. Orders solicited and promptly tilled. Patronize Home Industry. THE PIONEErTcURLED EAIR MANUFACTORY TS NOW PREPARED TO SUPPLY THE market w.th a No. 1 article of Curled liair tor Upholstery work, which will com pare with liny imported artix.de lu quality or price. I n;iv tho hiirlipst, nricft for M:ir.es anil Tails of Horses and Tails of Cows at my store, corner Front and Salmon streets. Portland, Oregon. JOIIX IiACOX'j Importer and Dealer in COD CCE HS-3 !&S 9 STATIONERY, PERFUMERY. Ac, Ac, Orrgon City, Oi-zgon. At Char7na ff 'timer old "fdrd; I'dh'Iy DC- cupicd by S. Acertnun. 10 tf ' Mairt, $i tct. STEERS & HiNDE, Wholesale DeaSers in F0SEIG2I AND BOIilESTIC IVatcs, Jircnidies, WhlsJcies, J? No.-4f, Fkoxt Strkf.t, Portla xn, Orf.gox. Constantly on hand a genuine article of Cutter Whisky. HOV'S THIGFCR HiQil? PAUL GRsSSER Having thoroughly reconsructed inside and ut, Logus' building, formerly occupied by Chas. Freidenrich, has opened the same, thcre the best of Wine, JiCcr and Ciars, can be had: A share of public patronage is respectfully solicited. Aug. '20:m3 CHAS. HODGE. .COAS. E. CALEr. .GEO. W. SXELL. H0BGE, CALEF & Co, DEALERS I DEUGS and MEDIOIHES, PAINTS, OILS, AND WINDOW GLASS, VARNISHES, F RUSHES. PAIXTERS Magnate, ana Frru$ gists' Sundries. 07 Front Street, Portland, Oregon. J ACCU Srif ZF.t,; Jamps D. Ufton". STITZilL k UPTON, Meal Estate Brokers and C'ticral Agents, Corner of Front and Washington streets, TORTLAND, OREGON. Will attend to the sale and purchase ot Heal K-tute in all parts of the City and State. Special attention given to the sale of East Portland property. Address P. O. Rox 4i2, Portland. Oregon STITZEL & UPTON, 19tf. Rent EHate Brokers. The Battle for Life Which is continually going on between health and disease, has never received from any medicine such marked and un mistakable assistance, on the side of health, as it has from NewelPs Pulmonary Syrup REDIXGTOIT, IIOSTETTEU fc CO., 413 and 418 Front street, Sao Francisco. OKJEGON CITY, Telegraphic Clippings. EIROPEAX AVAR NEWS. London, Oct. 3. At a Cabinet Council hold to-day. it was decided that, as tbe Chinese. Government had refused to make reparation fur the massacres of Teitsin, a. demanded of it by the French Repre sentatives, and as the Chinese Goverment is obviously making preparation for a general war upon foreigners, England must join the French in exacting lull reparation fur these outrages and other fresh outrages. It is believed that Rus sia will act with the other povfers in the matter. It is said that Alexander frdrrias, sen., is dying ut Dieppe. Bkhu.v, Oct. 4. The Parisians having ordered that no, Prussian prisoners are to be taken, because they Consume stores of food m Paris, the Prussian commaders have also been directed to take no pris oners. All the villages around Metz were des troyed by cannonading. Paris letters received to-day say that the Prussians are threatening Point I)u Jour. The bombardment of the city from the west is imminent. The books of the great libraii ies have been moved to cellars. All windows have been filled with bags of earth, and watches have been stationed at Notre Dame to look out for fires. Tonus, Oct. -i. An encounter occurred between a French reconooitering party and the enemy, a few miles north of Parl.s. No result given. Large masses ot Prussians were reported passing to the west towards Yersailles, on the same day No Prussians were visible from tho town of Yincennes. The postal .service continues irregular and uncertain. There are 150.000 Prussians at Pithe vers. Lvovs.Oct. 4. From all parts of France accounts now show that sharpshooters are seriously annoying the enemy. Nkw Yoi;k. Oct. 4. A special corres pondent at Ostend. telegraphs that there is a great irritation at lieilin on account of what Prussians regard as a violation of neutrality by the United States in permit ting shipments ot munitions from New York to F:ench ports. It is stated that Prussia has demanded explanations from the American ministry. London". Oct. 3. Gen. Fmrn.sides. Gen. llazen, and Col. Forbes, after much diplo macy, have obtained special permission Irom the King of Prussia to visit Paris. They carry their own Hag of truce, and go at their own risk. Xantks. Oct. 4. It is known that a great. General died recently at Rheims. and it is supposed, from the fact that per sons who took care of him were menaced with death if they divulged the secret, to have been General Moltke. Telegrams lrom Shanghae say the North China Herald announces that a treaty has been concluded betwen China and Japan for the expulsion of foreign ers. A correspondent writing from Paris says : "Judging from present indications. I think ti e Prussians will walk into Paris on the first serious attack. No works con structed of stone can stand agiinst Krupp's cannon at the range at which the besiegers, owing to the recent advances, can place them. LuNjHix, Oct. 5. A serious engagement occurred in the' forest of Fontaiubleau. near Paris, yesterday. The TvU'tjntph, this morning, has a num ber of dispatches relating to the rumored deatti of Gen. Yon Moltke. A lead coffin passed through Chalons and Ton!. It is supposed to contain the remains of the great Prussian General. New Yokk. Oct. ". Special to the Tele gram has the following : Lonoox, Oct. 5. Advices from P-erlin state that the citizens hate petitioned the King not, to expose himself to personal danger at the siege of Paris. His majesty replied he had taken his decision, which is not to return to L'erlin until the war is terminated. Shanghae. Sept. L3. The Chinese are threatening foreigners at Che F'oo, Kin Liang and Chin King. London, Oct. 5. The British Govern ment, has resolved to adopt the small bore Gattling Mitrailleurs. London, Oct. 7. The Prussian guard is north of Paris, between tbe canal De Lourg and the Northern Railway. On its right is stationed the 4th corps anil on its lett the 12th corps. To the Prussian guard has been assigned the task ot di verting the waters of the canal De Lourg into the La Mouse river, a stream which falls into the Seine soma miles below Paris. Should the Prussians succeed in their de-j-ign one source of the water supply of the besieged will be cut off. Tbe objection the Bavarian Government has to the German Confederation, is her reluctance to place her army under fed eral charge during times of peace. Prince. Pierre Bonaparte has arrived in this city; Bismarck has found it necessary to make public the following statement: "Ykk.saili.es, Oct. G. 1:30 r. m. I do not hold the opinion that the republi can institutions cf France' constitute dan ger lor Germany, hor have I asserted in a letter of the 15th u It.,-published in the London Daily Telegraph, or ever expressed such views to Mr. Mallet or any other person.-' (Signed) BISMARCK. Mew Yokk, Oct 9. A special froin London pays the controversey between Prussia and England, in regard to the lat ter's violation of her neutrality by export ing arms to France, is growing more and more serious. IJcrnstofTs delay in reply ing to Earl Granville's last communication created the belief that Prussia had aban doned the discussion. A strong dispatch sent to the Foreign Office to-day, explains that the delay was due to the hope of peace, which now disappears. It reviews the whole question at great length, and points out how the English Government has shifted its ground, first furnishing proof of alleged supplies to France; when proof was furnished. Granville declared the trade legitimate; that certain authori ties had no power to stop it, and imputing to Prussia a desire for a benevolent neu trality with England. London, Oct. 10. Balloons are con stantly leaving Paris, always closely watched by the Prussian hussars. Two oaiioons, containing a great quantity of ohcial correspondence, were recently captured. OREGON, FRIDAY,--OCTOI5EK 14L, 187 Special Kessage from Gov; Grover. Executive Office, ) Oct. 3d, 1870. ' To tlte Honorable, the House of Representatives of the Leyislature of Oregon . ' In answer to your Ilesolution Xo. . making inouirv as to tho ' J. mj amount of land remaining on hand of the 500,000 acres granted to the State of Oregon by act of Con gress of 1S41, and how mncli of said land has been disposed of if any and for what sum ot sums of money, and what disposition if any has been made of the pro ceeds of such sale or sales, and also any other information, etc., I have the honor to say that the entire amount of 500,000 acres of said grant has been selected by the State, that of this amount, 431, 57G 42-100 acres have been ap proved by the General Land Of fice, as follows : Feb. 20, 1SG7, in Eosebu'rg Dis- trict 70,514 93-100 Feb. 20, 18G7,in Or egon City Dist. ll6 Aug. 11, 180 S, in Or 84 10-100 egon City Dist. . Feb. 7, 1870, in La Grande Dist... 103, t i i 25-100 131,700 14-100 Total 431,570 42-100 Of this amount, there have been sold 10,520 82-100 acres for the sum of $15,002 30. There re mains on hand of the 500,000 acres, the amount of 489,480 18-100 acres. As to tho proceeds of the sales which have been made, one-third only of the amount of said total of &15,002 30 has been paid down, amounting to $5,000 76, which is said to be in the hands of the Treasurer of Union county, as lo cal agent of the Board of Commis sioners for the sale of School and University lands, or loaned out by him as such agent, with the excep tion of small sums, which have been paid to the State Treasurer ami to the agent of the Board, at the seat of Government; and as to the balance of 10,001 52, the same remains unpaid by the pur chase of said land, but is secured by note and mortgage as the law directs. It is not apprehended that any of this fund lias been directly used for any purpose; but by Act of the Legislative Assembly, approved October 27, 1808, entitled "an Act to improve the State lands of Un ion county," authority was given to "improve and drain the Univer sity lands, school lands, and State lands in Grande lionde valley, in Union county," and for such 'pur pose the Secretary of State was di rected to draw warrants to pay the contractors for the work "out of the proceeds of the sale of the lands granted to the State of Ore gon for the purpose of internal im provements, by Act of Congress passed September 4, 1841 ; pro vided, that said warrants shall not he drawn for a greater sum than hfteen thousand dollars." The fourth section of said Act of the Legislature appropriates fif teen thousand dollars for said pur pose out of lands created by the sale of these lands and in case there should not be funds arising from such sales in the hands of the Treasurer at the time of the draw ing of said warrants, the Treas urer shall indorse his acceptance thereon, and the same shall be paid in gold coin out . of the first mon eys secured for lands' above men tioned. Warrants have been drawn upon this fund on account of the authority above referred to, amounting to $14,302 14, which have been accepted, and arc now unpaid, and still outstanding. The information herewith trans mitted, excepting the reference made to the Act of October 27, 18G8, is derived from information given by Hon. S. E. May, late Secretary of State, and Hon. J. . Moorcs,"late agent of the Board of Commissioners for the disposal of school and University lands, the reports of those officers not being yet available. L. F. G ROVER, Governor of Oregon. A rrian has been convicted of murder in Missouri, hting, and af terwards brought to life by a gal vanized battery, on purely circum stancial evidence. The wadding used in the gun, which was found near the murdered man, was a piece ot German paper, and a piece of the same paper was found in the murderer's pocket, which exactly matched the wadding. Another strong circumstance against the man was that he con fessed the murder. A Eiil to Prevent frauds at Elections. Ex-Gov. Whiteaker introdouced the following bill in the House last Wednesday. The bill is a good one, and we hope that it may be come a law : A bill to prevent frauds in elec tions. Jc it enacted by the ErgMative Assembly of the State of Oregon. Section' 1. That any person who shall by promise of favor or reward, or otherwise induce or persuade any person to come into this State, or into any county or precinct within this State, for the purpose and with the intent that such person shall, by so changing his habitation, vote at any general election which may hereafter be held in this State, at a place where such voter or person is not a bono: fide residen't, shall be deemed guilty of a felony, and upon conviction thereof shall be punished as here inafter provided. Sec. 2. . Any person shall also be deemed guilty of a felony who shall by promise of favor or reward, or otherwise induce or persuade any voter within this State to ab sent himself from his place of res ilience with intent to prevent or hinder such person from voting at such place of residence at any gen eral election in this State. Sec. 3. Any person who shall, in the manner provided in the pre ceding sectioti induce or persuade any legal voter to remain away from the polls and not vote at any general election in this State, shall, on conviction be deemed guilty of a felony. Sec. 4. Any person, upon con viction for a violation of either of the three preceding sections, shall be imprisoned in the penitentiary not less than one nor more than three years, or shall be lined not less than one hundred nor more than one thousand dollars, or shall be punished by both such tine and imprisonment, in the discretion of the court, and shall be forever in elligible to hold any otlice of trust or profit in this State. Sec. 5. Xo person within this State who shall be engaged in working upon any railroad or other public work, shall be deemed to have gained or lost a residence by reason of such employment. o- e- "Who "Would be a Boy Again ? Tn company one evening, when the song, "Would I were a boy again ?" was called for, a grey head ed "old boy" discoursed thus: "A boy again! who would be a boy again if he could? to have the measles, itch and mumps; to get licked by bigger boys and scolded by olded brothers; to do chores; to get your cars boxed; to get whaled by a thick headed school master; to be made to stand upon the dunce-block for the amusement of the whole school and to tell you how miserable, weak and stupid you were when you were born, and to ask you what would have be come of you at that interesting point of life, if your parents had not been so patient with, and so kind to you; to eat at the second table when company comes; to set out cabbage plants and to thin corn, because you are little and consequently it would not make your back ache so much ; to be made go to school when you don't want to ; to lose your marbles; to have your sled broken ; to get hit in the eyes with frozen apples and snoggy snow balls ; to cut your finger ; to lose your knife ; to have , a hole in the seat of your only pair of pants when your pretty cousin j from the country conies to sec yon ; ; to be called a coward at school if you won't fight; to be whaled at home if you do light at school; to be stuck after a little girl and dare not tell her ; to have a boy too big for you to lick, to tell you that your sweetheart squints ; to have your sweetheart cut you dead and affiliate with that boy John Smith, whom you hate particularly because he put your nose out of joint the week before; td be made to go to bed when you aint a bit sleepy ; to have no fireworks on the Fourth of Julv; no skates on Christmas : to want a piece of j - jl bread and honey and get your ears pulled; to have the canker rash, stone bruises ; to be called to kiss old women that visit your mother ; to be scolded because you like Margaret Love better than your own sister; and and why who d be a boy again 5" An Omaha three-year-old asked its mother "if God's middle name was d !," O. Kourc Joint Eesolution The following resolution war? In troduced in tbe lower house last Saturday, by Mr. Amis of Lane. W'hereasi The Legislative As sembly of the State of Oregon, by an act entitled "An Act for the re lief of the Commissioned Officers and Enlisted Men of the Oregon Volunteers . in the service of the United Stales," approved October 24, 18G4,and by an act amendatory thereof, approved December 11), 1805, and by an act entitled "An Act in relation to bounties of Vol unteers," approved Decmber 19, 18G5, authorized the loaning of the cred it of the State, and the creation of debts, and liabilities in excess of the sum of fifty thousand dollars, and to an amount exceeding the sum of two hundred and thirty thousand (230,000) dollars, and at a time when the State of Oregon was not engaged in vrar, and was not invaded, nor. in danger of invasion, and when then; was no insurrec tion within its borders ; and Wlureas, The loaning of such credit, and the creation of such debt and liabilities, were palpable violations of the Constitution of this State, Sec. 7, Art. XI; and WThereas,It is claimed that there exists by reason of said illegal acts, a large indebtedness, amounting to about the sum of $100,933 ; now, therefore, be it Resolved, The Senate concurring, that the question shall be submit ted to the qualified voters of this State, whether the illegal indebted ness created in pursuance of said acts of the Legislative Assembly shall be paid, or not. And the judges of election throughout this State are required to propound to each voter the question, "are you in favor of pay ing any indebtedness created by the acts approved October 24, 1804, and the. amendment thereto, of Dcember 10, 1805, and the act of December 19, 1805, entitled "An Act in relation to Bounties to Vol unteers" and the answer thereto shall be recorded, certilied, and re turned as other election returns, and upon columns to be made upon the poll books by the County Clerks of the respective counties of this State. And until such elec tion, and the meeting of the next General Assembly, the Treasurer shall not pay either the principal or interest of The bonds issued under such enactments. The Orchard. The heavily laden branches of all fruit trees should be relieved of a portion of their burden by thinning the fruit and removing ail that is defective. Fruits as they ripen should be gathered immedi ately. Pears should be picked be fore thev become thoroughly ripe and placed on a dark shelf in a dark closet where they will ripen thoroughly and preserve their full ilavor. This precaution is partic ularly necessary in the case of Jar gonelles and Bartletts, which, if allowed to ripen on the tree, will be found to be rotten at the core, llemovc careAilly all suckers, pinch the ends of too luxuriant shoots, and in case the tree is growing out of shape, prune moderately.' Ivccp strawberries free from run ners, except those which are wanted to make new beds.- Cut away the old cane of raspberry bushes, leaving but four or five shoots to each stool. Xow is the time to catch the borers before they lay their eggs in the bark near the ground. It is said that a little guano strewn close to the base of the tree, will prevent them from entering the ground to lay their eggs, and others reccomend as a preventive, to wrap the stem of the tree with brown paper to the height of a foot from the ground. Worms, borers, bugs and aphides of every kind, which prey upon fruit trees, should now be pursued and exterminated. A few hours spent in waging this war now, will insure healthy trees and good fruit next year. It is rcc commended to wash the stems of apple trees, in dry weather, with ashes and water or brine, to pro tect them against the borer. A pretty face soon loses its charms unless illuminated by the light and varied expressions of no ble emotions and passions of a soul, in which sympathy, charity, and love are not deadened by selfishness. An Iowa girl wants to die, but she prefers to be smothered with kisses. - God help the poor for the rich can help themselves. NO. 49. A Marriage in the Knobs. . b : O ' On tiic 12th, instant, at the resi dence of -. in Sevier county, by William Pickens, Esq., BillUoger to widow Xancy E. Baiely. "This," says the correspondent who sends us the announcement, "was one of the most extraordi-0 nary exhibitions of fortitude and determination, on the. part f tho two persons interested, ever exhib ited in East Tennesse. Mrs. Bailey was a widow of twoy month's mourning. She was fair beyond the usual fairness of her associates. Bill Kogcrs was, him self, a comely rough country youth of 19 years of age. A week be fore the marriage, the widow. Xancy visited the residence of Bill's maternal parent, and luckily found her in the field and Bill ii the house. Xancy is to all intents a practical business-woman, and went to work at once. Drawing" a stool to Bill's -t, says she "Bill Rogers, how'd you "like to marry Bill. m reply,- iiioc-i .it.u iriiys aiicv, straigni ening herself up and throwing out her magnificent chest, "Bill Bog- ers, how do you like this?" Says " Bill Bill. bully." says Xancy, Itogcrs, yours." or die." get tho license and Savs Bill, I'll have it's em He was oil" in a moment for Sevierviile, for the license. But alas! Bill luuFnt the necessary sum, when he reached the clerk's office, to procure the license. So he tramped home again, enter! his house before his family, and without saying a word, took from his rack, his rifle-gun, and placing it on his shoulder, again left. Xo one seems to know any further particulars. It is known that Bill got the license, but he brought no gun back with him.- ..At twelve o'clock at night, Esq. Pickens was- called lor, most imploringly to per form the marriage ceremonies, and he did it in the most imposing form, before the brilliant pine-knot; fire that blazed on the heartr?, and the presence of the select audience who had assembled. After the vows had been made and the record rendered that they were man and wife,- Bill's first ejaculation was, "Xance, we've had a hard time, but I told you I'd bring 'em. Less go home; And they went ! Wiiex Din Tor Shave ? In one of the towns of Arkansas, a man had been drinking until a late hour at night. When he started for home honest men were in bed, and the houses were all shut and dajrk. The liquor he had taken was tod much for him and he did not know where to go. He at last staggered into an empty wagon-shed and fell upon the ground. For a long time he lay in the unconsciousness of ;i drunkeii sleep, and would have frozen (for the snow on the ground showed the night to be very cold) had not others less insensible than himself been around him. This shed was a favorite rendezvous jf the hogs ; they rushed out when the new comer arrived, but soon returned to their bed. In the greatest kindness, and with the n ii ucji, xjupiLiiiity , tuey gav e men biped companion the middle of the .,,-- 1..0..;!:.. .i. ii o bed, some lying either side him, and others answering the place of a quilt. Their warmth prevented, him from being injured by the ex posure. Toward morning lie awoke. Finding himself comfortable and in blissful ignorance of his where about s, he supposed himself enjoy ing the accommodation of a tavern, in company with other gentlemen. He reached out his hand and catch ing hold of the bristles of a hog; exclaimed: "Wrhy, Jlister, trhtn did you shave last 0 Fanny Fern tells the following, of her hrst meeting with Horace Greely. He had agreed to take tea at her house and Mr. Parton gave her special injunction to have some stale bread on the table, as Mr. Greely said he. never touched hot biscuit. This was accordingly done, and when the great editor sat down to supper, a large supply of dry bread was placed close to his plate. He, however, was not con tent with this; but peering across the table in his near-sighted way at the biscuit opposite, he stretched out his arm and proceeded to help himslf, and actually made a meal of them. Mrs. Parton expressed O her surprise at this, and said : "Why, Mr. Greely, I read the Tribune for so long a time that I thought you abominated hot bread." "Fanny," replied the sage Horace, helping himself to another biscuit, "do you always practice what you preach? I'm sure I aon t; o o 0 O o o o o 0 o o o o o o o o o o o o if o o O 0 O o O 0 o ,3 O O o o o o o o o O o o o O o o & 9 o o o o o O o o o -, O