o o o o Ql VOL. 4L. ORI-GOR CITY, OREGON, SATUKDAY, JUNE 4L, 1370. NO. 30, I 1 i 1 J lL m E u J JUl 1 JL JJJilyl. J- lkikJ JJ MB1!JI'.U1M O The Weekly Enterprise. A DEMOCRATIC r APE 11, FOR THE Business E!anv the Farmer And the FAMILY CIRCLE. IUliL.ISHED EVE11Y SATURDAY AT THE OFFICE Corner of Fifth and Main streets Oregon City, Oregon. o TERMS of SUBSCRIPTlOX: Single Copy one year, in advance,. .... .$3 00 TER MS of A I) YE R TIS lXG : Transient advertisements, including all lc15.il notices, i m. ot" 12 lines, 1 w.$ 2 50 Fur each subsequent insertion. 1 ;0 One Column, one year.... $120 00 Half " " .- GO Ouartcr " " a . 40 Lu-iness Card, 1 square one year. .... 12 tZIT RrmltiJnces to be made at therixko Subscriber, and at the expense of Agents. BOOK AND JOB PRLXTIXG. &ST The Enterprise office is supplied with beautiful, approved styles of type, and mod ern MACHINE PltKStfKS. which will enable the Proprietor to do J;b Plinting at all times q Xea!, Quirk and Cheap ! f;3 Work solicited. AH Uu iiu't-i tr i xnrtions upon a Specie basi.. JOll.X JIVE US, Financial Agent. g'l.-'i, L-V. '. A."- 1 - .i ... j B U SIX ESS CA RIJS. "Tj W.ROSS, M. I)., Physician and Surzeon, J?70!ficc on Mam street, opposite Mason ic Hail, Orego.i Citv. l:;tr' II, SAFFARRAXS, Physician and Surgeon, 7 Office at his Dru Store, near Post Utile, o, Oregon City, Oregon. l.Stt J. WELCH, DENTIST. Permanently Located at Oregon City, Oregon R Of) MS With Dr. fiafiarrans. on Main Ft. O TU. W ATKINS, M. D., OURGJEOX, Poktl.yxo, Orko n. OFFICE OH Front street llesider.ee cor ner d' Main and Seventh streets. ALBEUT II . KALLEIJBERG, Oacaalat and Druggist, q Xo. 7:5 FIR S T S TR E E T, Bet. Stark and IVahinytrm . ran tland, on eg oy. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully prepared, at reduced Price-. A complete assortment of Patent Medicines, Perfumer- -ies, ioilet Articles, r.incv h aps, etc., on hand and for sale at lowest prices. ntltt A. II. I5KI.L. E. A. I'ARKEK. BELL & PARKER. DRUGGISTS, KJ AND DEALERS IX Chemicals, Patent Medicines, Paints, Perfumery, Oils, Varnishes, And ever' article kept in a Drug Store. Main Ftreet. Oregon City. W. F. HIGHFIELD, Established since IS 10, at the old stand, Miin Street, Orison City, Oregon. ' An Assortment of Vfcitche.s, Jew elry, aad Stith Thomas' weight Clocks, all of which are warranted to be a represented. Repairing done on short notice, mil thankful for past favors. "Livs andQLot Live." IIKLDS & STrTcKLER, DEALERS IN PROVISIONS, GROCERIES, COoft'UY PRODUCE, Ac, CIIOI'i: WINKS AND LIQUOKS. :Sk?"Akthc old stand of Wortnian & Fields Oregon CR , Oregon. 13tf "Barnum Saloon." JEXT & PLUMEY, O DI PEX5ERS OF Choice Wines, Liquors & Cigars, Main st., Oregon City. Call, and llohert Potter will show vnu j through ttte establishment. 13tt "Bari Restaurant." JEOX DkLOUEY, Puopkiktok OT THIS ESTABL1SI1MF.VT, Main st., Oregon City, Knows how to serve his customers witB Ov-tei s. Pis' Feet, a good cup of Coff e or a S'.tCAKE MEAL,. l:-tf o o ' -XTEW YORK MUTUAL o Lire. hiaunHiVui: uurnr'ui WILLI Ail E. HOWELL, O . (Of Oregon CitjManufacturing Company,) J.-,.3m LOCAL AGENT. CLARK GREENMABT, City Drayman, OREG OX CITY. S3, All orders for the delivery of merchan- e us hi i ie ait'j,e aim i reiitui i "icci uc.-- crinti j 't to any p irt of the city, willbeexe promptly and with care. W. VEATKERFORD& G9,. DEALEP.3 IX DRUGS, OILS, PAIXT5,&&, RESPECTFULLY INVITE THE ATTEN JL V tion ot the trade and consumers to their Slock ot Goods, consisting of Pure Dxuirrs AND DRUGGISTS SUNDRIES. . An assorted tock of PAINTS AND PAINTERS' MATERIALS. PATENT .MEDICINES, CHEMICALS AND DYE STUFFS, WINDOW GLASS, 1511USHES, 4c, &c, Ac. With a selected assortment of Fancy Goods and Perfumery, Constantly receiving FaESH SUPPLIES And offer gorIs in their line at GREATLY REDUCED RTE3, WHOLESALE OR RETAIL. W. WEATHERFORD JCO., Druggi-ts, 1S! Front Street, Portland, Oregon. March 19, lS70:tf JEW WAGON AND Carriago Manufactory ! The undersigned, having increased tbe di mensions of his premises, at the old stand Corner of Main and Tfiird streets. Oregon City Oregon. Takes tliis method to inform his old pat rons, and as many new ones as may be pleased to call, that he is now prepared, with ample romii , good materials, and the very bi-.'-t of mechanics, to build anew, recon struct, make, paint, iron and turn out all complete any soi t ol a vehicle ' from a com mon cart to a concord coach. Try me. Rlacksmithing, Horse or Ox shoeing, and general jobbing neatlv, quieklv and cheap ly done.' DAVID SMITH. Opposite Excelsior Market 1KC0LN BAKERY. BAlLY,HARD!NC&CO., Successors of L. Diller in the Lincoln Bakery, BEG LEAVE TO INFORM THE CITI zens of Oregon City and surrounding country, that they keep constantly on hand and for sale, all kinds of BREAD, Cit CKEltS, CAKES. PASTUY, CAN DIE - AND NUTS. Also, a good and general assortment of FAMILY GROCERIES. Orders promptly tilled, and goods deliver ed at the residence of the purchaser when desired. Tiie highest pi ices paid for Butter, Eggs and Vegetabb-s. A liberal share of public patronage is re spectfullv solicited. April ls7o:y Attorney and Counselor at Law, PJHOCTOIl AXD SOL.ICITOK. AVOCAT. Practices in State and U. S. Ccurts. OJice Xo. 108 Front Strut .Portland, Orejon, Opposite McConnick's Book Store. Savings ! Savings ! NATIONAL MttK OF PORTLAND. o Savings De artrrent ! This Bank has established, in connection with its general Banking business, a savings department, and will allow interest on coin deposits, made in accordance with the condi tions adopted by this Bank. In establishing a Savin s Department, this Banking Associ -tion has in view the benefits to accrue to a class of persons having small suns to loan, by providing a safe place ol deposit, ample security, and fair rate of in terest, as well as to aggregate and bring into use idle capital. For the safety of deposits in this B ank, are pledged its entire canital and resources, and also the personal liability of its Directors and Stockholders, as provid ed by Section 12 of the National Currency Act, approved Jure ;, 18ol, a greater secu rity than that given by ordinary Savings Banks. Printed copies of the conditions up on which deposits are received, may be had ution application to the Board. HEN UY FAILING President JAMES STEEL. Cashier DIRECTORS : Henut Failing, Hkxet W. Coreett, Ij. 11. WaLEFIKLD, J AMES STEEL, W. J. VanSchl TVER. nGtf Or. Son Lort-e Xo. 3, I. O. or O. P. JItets ev,T Thursday even- ing at 7 o'clock, in Odd Fellow's HaU, L.in s eet. Members of the Order are invited to attend ly order. jr. Ui Physician & Accoucheuse. DR. MARY P. SAWTELLE, OFFEHS HER PROFESSIONAL SER vices t the people of Oregon City and vicinity. Re-idence in the country" ten miles east ot Oregon City. MV U:tf AVillititetle ltxlt; .. 1, 1. . j. Meets every Saturday evening, at the rooms S.E. corner of Main and Fifth streets, at 7 1-2 o'clock. Visiting members are invited attend. By order of "ly. p. ?ew Advertisements. E. F. RCSSELL, Real Ef.ta.te Attorney. C. T. FERRY, 2,'ctary Public Russel! 2l Ferry, REAL ESTATE BROKERS AND COLLECTING AGENTS, Northwest corner of First and Washington Street-;, TORT LAND, OREGON. SPECIAL TTENTION GIVEN TO THE Sale of Real Estate. Collections made in Oregon and Washington Territory. A large amount of desirable City Prop erty, Town Lots, Improved Farms, Stock Ranches, Timber Lands, &c, situated in the best portion? of Oregon and Washington Territory, for sale on reasonable terms. Speciaaatteutiou is called to a large amount of Desirable Property in Clackamas County. EULL ABSTRACTS OP TITLE AT THE BRANCH OFFICE, ON MA1X STREET, OIlUOOX CITY, At the office of JOHNSON" & McCOWN, Real Estate Brokers. No ixpense incurred unless a sale is made. May iil:tf Third Street Store, HAS REMOVED IITS BUSINESS TO THIRD STREET, between Morri son and Yamhill, on the second block north of the Methodist brick Church, where lie oilers for sale CLOTHING, DRY-GOODS, GROCERIES, and General Merchandise, at the liAi.-e.it market price, lor CASH. M ay 1 : 1 m JTEW COLUMBIAN HOTEL. Cor. FRONT and MORRISON Sts., PORTLAND, OREGON. itar The most Comfortable Hotel in the City. Board and Lodging, from one to two dollars per day, according to rooms occupied. Free Coach to and from the house. Otf EDWARD CARNEY, Proprietor. STEERS & HflNDE, Wholesale Dealers in FOSEIGST AND BGHLSTIC IVincs, Urainlies, IVhUIcies, PJtc. No. 49, Fkoxt Street, Portland, Oreoon. Constantly on hand a genuine article of Cuttei Whisky. G. V- POPE & CO. IEAI.KRS IX STOVES, TIN PLATE. SHEET IRON.RPvA Z1E S" COPPER. LEAD PIPE, IRON PIPE AND FITTINGS, RUBBER HOSE. FORCE AND I.I FT PUMPS, ZINC, COPPER, BRASS AND I it ON WIRE. Also a general assoi t::ent" of House Fur nishing Goods. MANUFACTURERS OF Tin, Copper, and Sheet Iron Ware, ROOFING AND JOBBING OF EVERY DESCRIPTION HONE TO ORDER, AND AT LOW PRICES. o Also at POPE'S 81 OVE; STORE you will find HARDWARE AND BASKETS, WOODEN, WARE AND i IN WARE, LANTERNS, LxVMPS AND OIL, LUCINE AND NIGHT LAMPS. ALO PERAM BULATORSi. o All of the above articles are for sale at PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES. C. V. POPE & CO. ll:lyj Oregon City Oregon. G. SNEATII, WHOLESALE GROCER, 32 Front Street, Portland. GOODS BY THE PACKAGE, FOR CASH -AT- SAN FRANCISCO PRICKS, and Freight. jec Orders Piompily filled in San Francis co, if desired. ClO.tf J7IXAL SETTLEMENT. In the matter of the estate of James Mc Laughlin, deceased. In the County Court of Clackamas County, State of Oregon. Notice is hereby given that Jas. M. Moore, the Administrator "of the estate of James McLaughlin, deceased, has rendered for settlement, and tiled in said Court, his final account of his Administi aiion of the estate of said deceased; and that Monday, the Fifth olio day of June, A. D. 1S70, being a day of a regular term of said Court, to-wit : of the June term, A. D. lSt has been duly appointed by the said Court, for the hearing of objections to such fiual account. and the settlement thereof. By order of said Court. Attest : J. M. FRAZER, County Clerk, May 7, lS70:5t Rebecca. Degree Lodge So. 2, 1. O. O. F. rx Jiieet on tne second ana ruriu TUESDAY EVEXIXGS, of each month, at 7 o'clock, in Odd Fellows Hall. Members of the Degree are invited to attend. Ey order of G. Congress, the Supreme Court, and Money. From Tomeroy's Democrat, The Republicans have gone to the trouble of packing the Supreme Court, in order to obtain a reversal of the Legal Tender decision. That decision affirmed that Con gress had no right to change the value of contracts; that a bargain was a bargain ; and that there ex isted no authority in the United States to make a man accept pay ment in any other medium than the kind bargained for. If a per son promised to pay in coin, Con gress had no power to authorize him to pay in any inferior curren cy. The exact point decided was that the legal-tender act did not compel persons to receive paper money worth anywhere Irom thir ty to eighty cents on the dollar, for debts on contracts executed previ ous to the passage ot the act. Previous to that time all transac tions and bargains were based up on gold values, and all these bar gains were to be executed in the spirit in which they were made, and anv that are now out standing must be paid in coin or its equivalent. The Republicans are not satisfied with this decision. They have gone to the trouble of packing the Supreme Court, through the agen cy of the President and Senate of of the LTnited States, in order to reverse it, oy appointing new judges pledged beforehand to their shameful work. The decision will probably be re versed, and then Congress will have full authority to order the payment of all public and private debts in any currency or medium that it pleases. And there will bo no one to say nay. It authorized the payment of debts contracted in gold, at a hundred cents to the dollar, before 1802, in paper money intrinsically not worth a cent, and nominally only worth from forty to sixty cents on the dollar. Now, what is to hinder Congress from ordering that all debts con tracted after 1802 shall be. paid in CTirrency worth about forty or six ty mills to the dollar? Where will the bondholders be -then '? AVhat redress will they have? Will a new shuffle of the Supreme Court help them ? If the bondholders can stand this wo can. There is about -$2,-500,000,000 of paper money and bonds afloat. The time may not be far distant when Congress mav appropriate a one-dollar bill to wipe the whole thing out. Stran ger things have come to pass. Tom Benton once set "a ball in motion alone and single-handed," an 1 we know where it bounded to. Can the Times tell into what kind of a Fool's Paradise the pack ed Judiciary is about preparing for the bondholders. "It is glorious to see the engin eer hoist by his own petard." "Colored Pkoplk." It has been and is now, the policy of Mongrel ism to pervert terms and use words to express false ideas. They ignore the word "negro" as applied to the African and designate him as a "colored man." This is a base falshood on the face of it. There is no such thing "colored man." in nature as a The term "colored man" conveys the idea that the negro was once rrhite, but this is a lie and those who use the term knowing is sig nification are liars. The negro has always been black. lie has not only always been bhtck, but his hair has always been kinky; his heels have always been long ; his scent has always been strong. A nigger is a nigger. A "col ored man" is a white man, painted black red or yellow. Copperhead. Leading Democratic politicians of Washington say where the Radicals gain one negro vote the Democratic party will gain five white Republican voters. Through out the West the opposition to negro suffrage among the profes sional and business men is stronger than ever, and many prominent and influential Republicans have openly declared their intention of supporting a white man's ticket. . - "I say, fellows," remarked an idler to several of his companions "let's see who can tell the biggest lie." "All right," said one, "I'm the biggest fool in the world." "Oh, pdiaw," exclaimed the first contemptously, "we agreed to tell nothing but lies, and , you com mence by telling the truth !" Speech of Hon. J. S. Smith. Delivered in Congress, April lOtli. Mr. Smith, of Oregon. It will not be expected by the House that 1 can make, in the space of ten minutes, anything like a satisfac tory statement of the local reasons for the passage of this bill. I will not ettempt it ; nor yet will I accept of the extension of time which the House has tendered me. I want to pass this bill to-day, and do not care to make a speech. Rut I trust I shall have the attention of the House while I make a very brief statement. I wish however, to say just this in reference to the matter: that this bill is in the interest of settlers or prospective settlers on the public lands throughout which this road is designed to pass. The road will be about one hundred and thirtv miles long. For fifty miles of that distance the country is settled ; for the remainder of the distance it is not settled, a nd is not susceptible of settlement unless means of communication through it, such as are proposed by this bill, shall be provided. The road ought to extend further up the AVillam ette Valley. The bill introduced by me provided for one the whole length of the valley, and I had hoped to have it passed in that form. The commit teee failed to report in favor of and extension of the branch southerly, and I accept of what they have reported. A short road is better than none. The Willamette valley, which con tains two-thirds of the population of the State of Oregon, has no out let to the sea but by the Columbia river. . That river flows across the north end of this Willamette val ley. On the west, between that valley and the sea, a mountain range extends along its whole length. Through this range of mountains to the mouth ot the river we have no road of any kind During the winter the river is often frozen, and we are then entire ly cut oil from all communication with the outside world. Two years ago we lost half a million dollars by being unable to get our grain to market when it was in demand at good prices; we have not a wagon- road have not any means by winch we can communicate witli the sea when this Columbiarivcr is frozen over. We want this load, to give us an outlet to the sea at all seasons; and we want it to open up the pass we have found through these moun tains to the settlement. It is not a question whether by the passage of this bill this land shall.be with drawn from settlement; but the question is whether by the passage of this bill you will open up to settlement a region of country which otherwise never would be settled. It is a question whether it shall be occupied by settlers un der the provisions of this bill, or whether it shall remain a wilderness in the future as in the past ; whether it shall be the home of a busy, thriving population, or continue to be the home of the elk, and the bear. For twenty-five years, Mr. Speak er, this land has been open to set tlement, first under a donation law, and now under the homestead law, and yet no man has gone there to settle. Xo white men ever went there until they went to find this pass for a railroad to the sea. The red man never lived there. It is a forest, an Oregon forest, such, as is found nowhere else prehaps in the world. And no settler will ever go there unless there is a railroad through the pass connecting this Willamette valley with the sea. In that event some of the smaller valleys will be opened to settle ment. The lands are rich. The timber is abundant. It is valuable. But the land and the timber will remain in the condition they now are for a hundred years to come if! this.road is not built. I have a letter in my hand from one of my constituents settled in one of the valleys in the same mountain range father south, who has lived on his land for eleven years, and has had a family grow tip around him on it. His land is still unsurveyed ; he cannot have schools; he cannot perfect his title; he is living there under the home stead law ; is unwilling to remain and does not dare to go away for fear of losing his land: No man with a knowledge of the condition of the country and its future pros pects would ever settle there in the absence of this railroad. Xow, this grant is a limited one. It is barely sufficient to secure the objects in vie w ; and I will state this, that every man in Oregon, of both parties, whether aioncc the line of this road or elsewhere, is in favor of this particular bill, and the man who votes against it here will do that people and injustice and a wrong. Mr. Van Wyck. Will the gen tleman allow me to ask a question? Mr. Smith, of Oregon. I cannot yield to the gentleman, as my time is so limited, out of the ten minutes allowed me. Mr. Speaker, the gentleman from Indiana has remarked in his a cry remarkable speech that there was no Democrat on the floor of this House who would dare to support land grants, I claim to be as good a Democrat as the gentleman from Indiana and I am happy to be able to say that distinguished Democrats from that State, who , are as well ac quainted with, io public sentiment of the people of Indiana as that gentleman himself, will vote in favor of this bill, and they will receive the approbation of their constituents for so doing. This is not a party question, and cannot be made such. This policy really orginated with the Democratic party. The first land grant of any magnitude ever made in aid of internal improve ments was made for the benefit of the State of Indiana, represented in part by the gentleman who moves to refer this bill. The Wabash and Erie Canal -was con structed under just such a grant as is asked for this railroad in the State of Oregon. The first rail- road grant was to the State of Illinois, and the bill was introduced by Stephen A. Douglas and sup ported by a majority of both parties in the House and in the Senate. ATnoriiKcv. In the Legislature of 100 15, Hon. J. Q. Thornton then of Benton county, and a life long opponent of the Democracy, prophesied m view of the reckless, extravagant and unprincipled Jcgis lation ot Jus party that tneir days were numbered in Oregon ; that the Democracy would probably elect the Governor in 1800, and in 1870 would make a clean sweep of everything. Xo honest man doubts that Jas. K. Kelly was fairly elected and fraudulently defeated for Governor, and it re quires no prophetic vision to de termine what the result of the coming election will be. In con templating the wreck of his party, the old Judge will have the mel ancholy consolation "I told von so t" -Plolnileulvr. On the 22d of March, 1800. Mr. Johnson (Dem.), of California, moved a suspension of the rules to enable him to present the follow ing resolution ; Ilesolded -That in passing the resolution for the Fifteenth Amend ment to the Constitution of the United States, this House never intended that Chinese or Mongo bans should become voters. In offering his motion, Mr. John son stated that he meant it as a test question, and with that statement before them the members voted as follows: years, 42 nens, 100 not votine, 48. The motion to sus pend the rules was therefore lost, and the resolution was killed. This M as done by almost, if not quite, a strict party vote. Docs that indi cate that the word "white" will long remain in the naturalization laws? Herald. -q. . The editor of the Clear Iake Courier growls at the ebony god dess of liberty in the recent Sacra mento celebration of the mongrels. What would you have old boy a white goddess for a negro proces sion ? Sonoma J)eiHOcrat. We pass the conundrum to those who are endeavoring to solve the problem of "equality" that is, which is the shortest cut, make niggers of themselves or white men of niggers. Clear Jake Courier. To kill a bed-bug place the cuss on a piece of plank ten inches square. With four hundred darn ing needles make a fence arround him. Glue his hind end to one cor ner of the enclosure and read to him Grant's list of appointments. If this does not cause Mr. Bug gy to die in disgust, it may be concluded he is a relative of Hireas Mule-isses, and deserving of liberty and respect. Moi 'gan C. Hamilton, senator from Texas, will never be a suc cessful radical, for he never drank a drop of liquor, smoked a cigar, or uttered an oath. The Alabama Legislature has legalized marriage between the Tvhite and black races of that State. What will they do ? Tli ere are nearly, a score of clergymen in Salem who are in tho habit of voting the Republican ticket; there are Others leading members of churches, who do tho same. These men profess to be teachers of religion and morality, and ask the community to receive and trust them as such. Corruption and bribery of the foulest and vilest stamp, open and concealed, is the chief weapon of the Republican party in this can j vass, and upon it they solely rely to I carry the election. The evidence of this fact isoon every side, before every m an V eyes. None can be deceived. No intelligent man doubts. The money of an alien capitalist and a corrupt party is everywhere present with which to buy and bribe. Not a few of the candidates of this party areo proved to beholders and disbursers of this fund Judge Boise, to Iiisj shame and infamy be it spoken, among the number. Are these clergymen and leading hurch members going to the polls and by their vejtes, sustain this damning infamy ? Let the community mark him among them who does, and. ever after flee from his counsel and instruction, of hypocrits and vil lains. .Press. 0 Insult to Foreigners I Walla Walla Statesman. Garfield, in his speech at Stevens' saloon, indulged in an ur.necessary and malignant fling at foreigners such as could only come from a man who had been poisoned by ivnow otning virus, lie referred to the Dutch, the Irish a?idEng lish as a low-bred class, who $uid liv e upon black bread and molas ses, varied in the case of the Irish man who necessarily reffliired a dish of potatoes; and said these foreigners thought they were in luck it they hudea piece of meat on their table ojcc a weJc.o More than one foreignei'Qwho beard this foul slander, turned away in disgust, and was her.r l to hiss out maledic tions upon the head of the man who praised the nigger and insulted the nee wime lorcigner. lew more speeches like the one described and Garfield's friends will be com pelled to withdraw him from the canvass, and lay the "silver tongued orator" awav amongethe worthless rubbish oT the past. Ifarpers 'Weekly, a pre-eminently ' "loyal" journal, in its issue of May 14, says: We are sorry to see that Governor Alcorn has sent a message to tho Mississippi Legislature recommend ing seperate schools for white and colored children. It the colored citizens do not wish their children to be taught in company with white children, or vice versa , it is a matter of taste which they should gratify at their own expense. But the State ought not to recognize color more than sect or race. It is a perilous discrimination tcJiicJi can have no other conceivable result than meschirf: and xm trust that the Legislature av ill have sagacity and humanity enough to refuse to follow the advice of the Governor. The q'uestion of admitting color ed children to the public schools is now up in Portland. WTill the "loyal" directors give tb.em the same rights that other "loyal men cnjov ? There is a splendid chance in this matter for the Radicals to practically demonstrate their af fection for the negroes, and jf they fail to do it, it will be because Ben. Ilolladay won't let them. Ilereik7. - o A New York editor is rather severe on the students at Cam bridge, Massachusetts. In discrib ing a new hotel, he says: "the waiters are of ineffable elegance and of an intelligent cast oT coun tenance. They look like graduates of Harvard College. J ohn Phoenix once hailed a baker's wagon, on which was inscribed Eagle Bakery, 5 with "I'll take one. "at vou takes, t o i i I f no Teutonic driver, pulling up "A baked quoted John, who' did not stay to get it. A mistaken torist was weeping over the ice-house of 3Ir. Vermont, thinking he was dropping'tears at the tomb of Washington. 1 G A young man in Ohio recently opened a clothing store and was sent to jail for it. Reason the clothing store belonged to another man. -'Died from the effect of mixed collaterals," is the way they get at the delirium tremens in Cheyenne. o