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Having recently added to the Livery Strck iew Carriages, Buggies and Horses, are now prepared at all times to let the same, at reus-, enable ratt'si. Horses bought aud sold, or kept by the day or week. MPEIIIAL MILLS. Savier, LaRoque & Co., O OREGON CITY tt-sKeep constantly on hand fi sale, Hour Uidiings, Bran and Chicken Feed, Parties JTJ'irching feed must furnish the tacks. ISAAC FARR. P. D. J10RRISS J?ARR & MORRISS, BUTCHERS, FOR OREGON CITY AND VICINITY. o MT" "Will deliver to their patrons all the be.-t qualities of Stall Fed Beef..so Mutton, Pork, Poultry etc., as nsual twice a week, ou Tuesdays and Saturdays Thankful for past favors of the public would respectfully asks a coatinuance of the same. Mr. Wells Himself. From The Nation. N. Y., January Ctb. The low opinion of American honesty entertained in various countries of Europe often excites the indignation and surprise of American travelers, qnd many of them, knowing how unjust it is, as cribe, it to rancorous hostility to our institutions. But, then, those who are most familiar with the way in which opinions are formed in foreign countries are aware that most of whatever disrepute the na tional character rests under Owith regard to all that class of virtues included under the term bt.ni fide.", is the handiwork of a portion of the American press. The bitterest reviler of America and Americans has never ventured on sucR foul charges and foul insinuations as some of our contemporaries hurl nearly every day against men who are put forward by American soci ety as about as good specimens of the(Amc,ncan man as it w; capable of producing. We were told, the other day, by an American of dis tinction and his experience has been that of hundreds- of the bit terness of tlie mortification ewhich he endured when in Germany dur ng the impefichment trial, at find ing himself an object of daily con dolence on the part of his German friends touching the corruption of Senators Trumbull, and Fessen den, and Grimes, three of the fore most statesmen of thejarty of vir tue. And then, there was no use in his denying it or trying to ex plain it. It was not in a southern paper they saw the story, nor yet in the foul-mouthed organs of Xorthern Copperhead ism, "who make vilification one of their ordi nary weapons of party warfare; but in the Xow York Tribune, the mouth-piece of the best element in the Xorthern population, and which had upto the time of im peachment been holding these vety men up to the admiration of man kind, o We bid fair, too, in Mr. Well's case, t(r furni.-h Kurope with anoth er reason for believing in our utter Crottenness. Mr. ells hashad ev- ervthino- done for him that Anicr ican society can do. He has been well born, well bred, and furnished with the best education the coun try affords. lie has lived with the best men of his day, and has won and enjoys their esteen?. lie has displayed very remarkable powers of analysis and induction in a field rof social science which Mmtil now can hardly be said to liavcvbeen explored m this country, and has for this reason been select ed by the Government to peribrift the very important duty of supply ing the data for legislation on mat ters of finance and legislation dur ing a period of great public difficul ty and, indeed, peril. If evcrynan has given the State guarantees for his good behavior, it is he. And yet, what do foreigners learn about him from the organ of the sober, virtuous, rel'gious, reading, writ ing, and thinking Xorthern public? Why, that, the minute he secured an official position, and, through it, influence on public opinion, he sold his services to a foreign gov ernnrtmt and to foreign traders, and, in consideration of a cer tain sumo m " foreign gold, " agreed to suppress material facts, and construet-Vleludinir arguments for their benefit, and for the decep tion and impoverishment of his own countrymen. Of course, everybody here knows how false these insinuations are ; but then, unfortunately, their silli ness and absurdity prevent people feeling the downright wickedness fthem, and visiting the men who invent and propagate, them with the indignation they deserve. Fhcse slanders do, however, in one way, recoil on the heads of their authors, inasmuch as they excite, nrsr. fitsirust. ana then hostility towards the cause they are intend ed to heln. There is no cause which will bear being lied for. Even the Christian religion, strong as are its claims on the respect of mankind, has suffered, and still suf fers terribly, from attempts to spread it by falsehood, and slan- "I T- 7 . Lor on I i-v i .-. . , a " r r ponents; and what, it cannot bear wc may be sure protection cannot. One marked result of the attacks on Mr. Wells has been the steady growth of his authority? and the steady increase of confidenee in the statements aud conclusions of his reports. Nothing, it is safe to say, has ever appeared on this el ass of subjects which has pro duced such a profound impression on public opinion. His conclu sions, is true, have borne hard on the whole theory and practice OREGON ;CITY, OREGON, SATURDAY, of protection; but there was only one Way of upsetting them or de stroying them, and that was, show ing either that his facts were not facts or that the reasoning based on them was incorrect. This- has not been done; and for this, naked assertions that Mr, Wells has been bribed, and that he has been guilty of suppression and distortion, are not proper and sufficient substi tutes. - There is talk just now among some of the more rabid high-tariff men about not only suppressing his report as far as Congress is con cerned, but " kicking3 him out" of the Republican party ; but then, we presume, wiser .counsels will prevail. The suppression of the re port by the House would, of course only increase the number of its readers, and Mr. Wells would be followed out of the Republican party by such large numbers of tire present members that we doubt whether enough, would be left to carry on the business of the con cern afterwards with any degree of success. There is a class of men in the party who have always been a little anxious to get rid of its brains, finding the thinking faculty a nuisance, and, almost as soon as a man gives evidence of reaching his conclusions with0 Ids head, get up a0movement for his expulsion. Mr. Trumbull and the late Mr. Fessendeh had a narrow escape, but they did escapcf and their ex ample has had a very encouraging effect. If the protective system will not bear discussion and from the dislike of the high-tariff men to permit the circulation of Mr. Wells's report, and the refusal of the Tribune to print it, it appa rently will not it certainly cannot stand, and there is not the slightest use, as we have more than once said, in claiming a quassi-sacred character for it, as some of its friends seem disposed to do, and treating people who question its value as bad men, to whom plun der or treason woidd not bepartic nlarly disagreeable. It is a theory of taxation like another, of human origin, and that not a particularly respectable ofie. Large number? of some of the best, anrl, on all other things, at least, wisest men in the modern world condemn it, and think it a stumbling-block in the way of human progress, and some of the foremost States are gradually, abandoning it. Protec tionists must, therefore0, le reason able and patient, take off their sacerdotal robes, and lay aside the cursing- instruments, and come down into the arena among the rest of us, and give and take in the common secular game of political fisticuffs. Fair play is all they are entitled to, and that' the' shall cer tainly have. The young men, it is true, are mostly on the other side, but for this there is no help. HIS KEPORT. In the composition of this incen diary pamphlet, Mr. Wells starts with the astonishing bat hardly questionable assertion, that the cost of the war was nine thousand millions of dollars;" and this of it self is, it must be admitted, a good deal to recover from. To meet it, however, we have had, since the outbreak of the war, an immigra tion amounting to 1,064,30:3. Since the termination0 of the war, too, thirteen thousand lujlcs have been added to the railroads of the coun try, opening up an area of virgin soil larger than thef whole of France, while the telegraph lines have re ceived an increase of eighteen thousand miles of wires. Moreover, the South may be fairly said to have recovered. The cotton crop haS1 again reached its old standard in quantity, and is superior in qual ity. The same thing may be said of the other crops peculiar to the South, while the high prices have furnished it once more with capi tal, of which the close of the war found it totally bereft. Mr. Wells estimates the total number of persons now engaged in adding directly to the wealth ofthe country by their labor as 10,000, 000, out of a population of 39,000, 000, and the total annual product of their labor at $0,825,000,000, o 082 50 each. Of this total pro duct, about one-half is to be attrib uted to agriculture. The cotton manufacture only counts for 671, 500,000; the woolen manufacture, for $06,000,000; the iron manu facture, -$110,050,000; the leather manufacture, 6222,000,000 ; and the railway service, 300,000,000. It will thus be seen that the iron industry, which makes most of the disturbance over the tariff, is only fourth in the order of importance, and ranks far below the leather in dustry, which lias been seriously mjurea lor its oenent. ui course, the country is growing in everv way, but Mr. Wells holds that it is not growing as it ought to grow, and as it would grow in the ab sence of a vicious system of cur rency and taxation. He says, -when we leave the region of general esti mates and descend into others in which wc have exact fTfrurcs the prospect, is not pleasing. The de posits in savings banks have not increased in proportion to the in crease in population, and there is every reason to believe that the depositors no longer belong exclu sively to the vworking - classes: Moreover, the increase in the num ber of, houses has hot kept pace with the increase in the number of houses has not kept pace with the increase of population, which means not only that lewer families have homes ot their own, greater number of out tnat a persons are crowded under one roof. In short though wealth increases, it is 5 not increasing in anything like the old ratio, and it is not distributed with anything like the old equality. The direct effect of the bad cur rency and bad system of taxation is to put a premium on the talents of the broker and speculator, while lessening the rewards of the pro ducer; so that, while the great capitalists and exchangers find tilings very pleasant, the working man finds things very unpleasant. In other words, the more compli cated your system of taxation is, and the morj? variable -in value your currency is, the more call there is for shrewdness and smartness in the transaction of business, and the less chance is there for simple industry and energy. The bank ing, brokerage, insurance and eom missio: business thrive. They draw into them all that large and able class of the community who are skillful in dealing with uncer-J tamty, while the dull plodders, on whom the country is aftei all main ly dependent for solid additioiis to its Wealth, go to the wall. " Toa this state ol our currency and tax ation Mr. Wells ascribes, too, the listlessnesf:, the dislike?of labor, and the determination tordo as little as possible, which are now reported as prevailing in nearly all branches of industry; but this theory is shaken bv the fact that the same phenomena show themselves in nearly every civilized country. They are, in our opinion, mainly the result of growing social ambi tion, and rti growing feeling of equality on the part of the work ing classes ; and the discontent of these classes is stimulated by the sight of the immense rewards which the capitalist classes have reaped from the application of steam and electricity to industry and commerce within the last thir ty years, and in which thus far the working classes can hardly be said to have shared. But the dis advantages of the workingman's condition, all things considered, .are perhaps greater here now than else where, and would be greater still if it were not for the resource afforded by the abundance of fertile land. Another cause which Mr. Wells, looks upon as seriously impairing theGrapidity of national accumula tion is the condition of the foreign trade of the country, though, as he states the case, the condition of the' foreign trade appears rather as evi dence that we are not accumulating rapidly than as agency preventing rapid accumulation. lie thinks that there are now about S 1,400, 000,000 of American securities of all kinds held abroad, drawing an nual interest to the amount of about $80,000,000, and this indebtedness to foreigners goes on increasing, owing to the now regular annual adverse balance against us in our dealings with Jidirope. Jast year this balance amounted to about $210,000,000, and this is, Mr. Wells calculates the average sum which now stands against us every year, and is settled by the transmission of bonds and other promises to pay. Xow, the conclusion-Mr. Wells draws from this is, that, if we had either the gold or the goods to pay with, we should pay Vith them, as we did in old times; but, notf hav ing them, we pay in bonds. "Of course, we have not the gold" some one will say " but why have we not the goods?" -For the sim ple reason, that the cost of produc tion in this country,now, owing to our system of taxation and the con dition of our currency, is so great that we cannot afford to furnish goods at prices which foreigners wil I pay for them. We make hard ly anything now which cannot be found" cheaper or better made else where. In other words, the pro cess of protection, as now carried FEBRUARY 12, 1870. on, is very like, in its effects on the national industry, the process of training to go without food to which the man subjected his horse fby cutting down His allowance every day, and which was giving every promise of success, when theQ horse unfortunately died. Under this state ot things, not only have we ceased to export our products to foreign countries,, but we have almost entirely lost the, carrying trade, which was once the pride and glory of the coun try. The American ship-owner cannot compete with foreigners, any more than the American man ufacturer, so that Mr. Well. cal culates that the loss to the coun try from this source alone is equal to $24,000,000 per annum. In 1850, American ships did two thirds of our total foreign trade ; in I860, they do one-third. Losses by the Alabama will not account for this. The painful truth is, that we cannot build a new ship and sail her at a profit, in competition with Europeans; and new ships would have been needed, even if Semmes had never sailed the sea. Mr. Wells has collected a great deal of evidence, also, as to what he calls "the diversion and demor alization of industry" tlvat is, the propulsion of capital and labor in to unprofitable channels, aud the decline of zeal and diligence on the part of workmen. Moreover, he confirms the statements made by the Net tion two years ago, and which excited so much hilarity at the time amongst some of our con temporaries, as to the decrease in live stock, and its value as an mdi- cat on of a change in thejrelations which production formerly sus tained, to consumption and popula tion. In the State of Ohio, for in stance, for the agricultural statis tics of which greater accuracy is laimcd than for those of any other Mate, the official report for 1860 shows that, as compared with 1808, the number of sheep has decreased nearly a million and a hair, the hogs nearly four hundred thou sand the cattle over twenty thou sand. Indeed, thi Department of Agriculture estimate the decline in the number of sheep all over the country at twenty-five per cent. Hut we must reserve for another article Mr. W'ells's account of the bearing of the existing financial suuaiion on ine tne iarmmr oonu- lation ; that is, be it remembered, fifty per cent, of the population off the United State A Knotty Tkxt. There was once an itinerent preacher in West Tennessee, who, possessing consid erable natural eloquence, had grad ually become possessed of the idea that he was also an extraordinary Biblical scholar. Under this de lusion, he would very frequently, at the close of his sermons, ask any member of his congregation who might have a " ravel, to sneak knotty text" to un it and he would ex- pla:n it at once, however much it might have troubled "less distin guished divines." On one occa sion, in a large audience, he was particularly pressing for some one to propound a text; but no one presuming to do so, he "was about to sit down, without an opportuni ty to show his learning, when a chapabackby the door announced he had a Bible matter of great "concern" which he desired to be enlightened upon. The preacher, quite animated, expressed his will ingness and ability, and the con gregation was in great excitement. " What I wantto know," said the outsider, "is whether Job's turkey was a hen on a gobler." The "expounder" looked con fused, and the congregation tittered as the questioner capped the cli max, by exclaiming in a loud voice ; " I fotched him down on the first question!" From that time forward the practice of asking for difficult pass ages w as abandoned. For. tue White House Sta bies. 1 alo Alto JJemocrat savs that Mr. Joli n Pendergast has a horse which is quite a curiosity having a netural hump not unlike a camel, and in general appearance rcserriblimr a camel or any other large beast more than a horse. "Humpy, however, is hard to beat (exceed we mean) having great speed and endurance, combining the good qualities of horse and cameL John proposes to take Humpy to Washington in the spring and present him to Grant for which favor lie expects to be appointed Postmaster at Emmets- burg. A desirable domestic bird a of a wife. " An Evening with, the Girls. For the Enterprise. There are few objects in this world more pleasing and refresh ing to me than the sight of a young and joyous girl. Every nerve thrills with pleasure as I watch thebright and graceful action of muscle and limb, or listen to the gladsome laugh welling up in inno cent glc from the lowest depths of a heart, free and careless as the breeze that wafts the sweet echoes rto my ear. I love to watch the varing emotions that flit across and lend -new beauty tor the face already radiant with the glow of a fresh young life. It almost makes me young again to hear the merry voices of a group of girls returning from school, wreathed & garlanded with leave, and flowers fragrant with forest odors. And as the sound of their footseps dies away and I am left alone at my window, I often find myself thinking. Think ing what a pity it is, that these girls must sometime turn away from the moss fringed and flower bordered stream of girlhood and take their places upon Ahc ware w-orn and tempest lasheci shores of the broad ocean of reality and life. But so it must be. So come and sit beside njy fire to-night and let me indulge in a kindly chat with you concerning the transition you must make andUie work you must accomplish, before you can look back upon a wTell spent life. aneie are urn clashes ui .gins societ3r and home girls. The one walks the gilded road of fashion and frivolity, decked with the glittering tinsel of vanhy and be spangled with the false jewels of avarice, flattery and deceit, and hrfving no thought above her ease and personal adornment. The other shines with a pure luste in the loved and sacred precincts of home. It is of home girls and home missions I would speak to night., . As the mariner, arms and equips himself for the contest be fore he darts to hope for victory, so you, would j'6u succeed with your life battle, must prepare your self for wharlies before you. And the first shieldI would have you buckle on is the shield of industry. I am not going to lead you to a seat in the vine covered bowers ot ease. A life of ease cannot be a useful life. You cannot be too in dustrious, for your work and mis sion is extensive. You ha e a character to build up and strength en and beautify and brighten. You have a place in society to fill and a name to be served. You have mental and physical powers to be called interaction and devel oped in the highest direction. You have a life to live; an unselfish, earnest, working life. It will not be necessary to step out upon the platform of the world and light your taper there, before a gazing throng. You will find ample room to work in the sphere in which God has placed you. Be contented with this. Some of the noblest heroisms of the world have been achieved in humble lite. Home happiness is the crowning bliss of human life and youwhose lot lies within the household walls and whosg; duties center there haveit mainly in your keeping. How important tfien that mind and heart should be educated for this work. For should you fail in your part, nothing ould fill the grievous void. It is your duty and privilege to make home happy and attractive to those you holdTmost dear. Have you a father? Lend all your aid to cheer and comfort his "declining years. Have you a mother? Be kind to her. Sacri fice every saglfish feeling upon the altar of) love. Sympathise with her in all her sorrows andbend your young shoulders to ease and relieve her from the wearying rou tine she daily passes through. There is no friendD like a mother. Xo love so pure, so unselfish, so abiding. as hers. Oh! then prize it while you may and gladden her heart and life by constant endeavj ors to do and be all that her loud 1-1 est hopes con la wisn. nave you brothers ? Make home the bright est spot around hichtheir fond ot. t hnnorlirOwill enntro nnrl rl!in-r whilCfthev minglePwith the throng -.' . - - - ..... . - - V . . . VI) M , that crowd the walks of busyolife Work for the safety of your broth ers. Remember the temptations to which they are constantly exposed and the enticementsand allure ments to wander into the dark wavs of sin, which are held out to them by a smiling and deceptive world. Seek to draw the curtain of home affection so closely around them thatP no polluted air can reach or harm them. I need hardly tell you that cheerfulness and hopetul- . J " fc-M NO. 141 ness are two grand essentials in the home character Make home cheerful. Do not . allow yourself to despond. God never intended that one of His " creatures should feel and look the' gloom of the thunder-cloud. We cannot expect all our days and hours to be gilded with sunshine -nor must we, bc- cause of momentary griefs, suppose that they will always be cold. with the mists of misery; or clouded with the opacity of sorrow and misfortune. -i-, --fn I have no hesitancy in. saying that many of you arc looking-for ward to marriage as the magic key that unlocks the celestial portals of liberty; this is natural, and I would encourage serious: thought upon this most serious subject. Marriage will open to your view a new world and, day by day as you wander among its devious paths, your eyes will not be constantly dazzled with its unclouded brilliancy. Here and there a cloud will hide the light, and even when you have trimedi wreath of fairest roses for your brow, you w ill start from the sting of a hidden thorn. ; I would not cast a shadow over the lair-vision you have seen, but try to inspire you with a will to .meet these changesCwith a womanly spirit. To prepare you for the gleaning, Real ity will make in the fair fields of Imagination. Life is real, and must be met as a reality. I w ould there fore point you to its nobler meaii- ings, and highest results. I ould have you learn what Life is, before you undertake its graver responsi bilities. Experience will teach vou this. ; " ; Thus, briefly have I sketched an outline of your life-work. I have told you of its labors, its shadows, its crosses and its cares; and now I would lead youoitfc golden sun shine and pure joy. The path leads you through this vale of tears, on word and up to the throne of God. 'Tis the pattebf Piety. Piety as a rare and beautiful gemshcnkl shine with unrivalled splendor in the character of every woman. Vith out ityou are weak and timid, with it you are strong and courageous. When the heart is filleiTwith bitter thoughts, and sorrow, disappoint ment and care cast dark shadows acrossCyour life God only can give you peace. His love can gild the darkest cloud with perpetual sun shine. Resting in Him your fife will float calmly on a quiet sea, whose waters are never stirred IV .the surging waves of anger? pride, Tigtrcd or revenge but bears con- stantly mirrored on its passionless bosom the heavenly virtues ofCbar ity, TjVuth, Humility, Holiness, ancf Love. Then seek God's love; wear it as a bright chaplet upon your brow, and lay open your heart to all its sweet influences. ItVill comTort you in every trying hour; it Will light your path through the dark vallev, lead you safely over the cold stream of death, and exchange the heavy cross of earth for the shining crown of heaven. s . ; SIGMA. , Why Aximatls Xeed Salt. -Prof. James E. Johnston, of Scotland, says upwar)of half the saline matter of hlood (75 per cent.pconsists of common salt, and this iscpartly disehargWl every day through the skin and kidneys, the necessity of continued supplies of it to the healthy body becomes. cufficiently obvious. The bile also contains soda (one of the ingredi cuts of saltja special and indispensa ble constituent and so do all the car tilages of the body. Stint the sup ply ot salt, thereafter, and neither wul the bile be able properly to as sist digestion nor the cartilage to be built up again as fastis thev naturally waste. It is better to place salt where stock can have free access to it, thano give it oc casionally . in large ; quantities. They will help themselves to what they need if allowed to do so at pleasure otherwise, when they be come " salt-hungry," they may take more than is wholesome. Say, P omp, you nigger, where you get that new hat r' w ny atPde shop, ob course." MVhat is de price ob such an article as dat?" "I don't fihow, nigger, I don't know. De shopkeeper wasn t dar." t iS EuropeQmall looking glasses are worn in the collars of some fine carriage horses, for ornament A rather fast youth, in relatin re his voyage across the ocean to a sympathizing friend, said : " I tell you what,, old fellow, there's one good thing about it, though ; you ca9 get as drunk as you please every day, and everybody thinks 0 9 o O O o