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For what The pall and shuddering knell T Ah ! who may tell I For what This glimpse of hallowed joys ; This broken strain Lost in earth's jarring noise Then canght again ? i , . . - ' , Vor what ., , ...... .. This breath from the outward sea To you and me ? For what These doubt3 and wasting fears ; This fond caress ; These dark and toilsome years ; This faded tress ? For what These withered hopes and leaves, And blighted sheaves ? . For this : O hearts that ache and bleed, Where earth all blest. "Who then would ever need God's heavenly rest ? For good Still falls the Eternal Will. Oh not for ill ! STATISTICS OP OREGON. BY A. J. DUFCB. 3STO. .1. TILLAMOOK COtSTV. Tltis county, lyintr immctliatelv south of Clatsop county, to -winch it is attached for judical purposes, has a sea coast extending from Til lamook ITeadt on the north, W Cape; Fair-weather, in the south, a distance of about seventy miles. With a good harbor at the month of the Tillamook river, in the north ern part of the County, Avell adapt ed to steamers and sailing1 vessels of liirht draught, with other inlets farther south on the coast of less' importance, with pure water, small fertile valleys, and a mild, healthy climate this county holds out in ducements not to be overlooked by the industrious, presercring immi grant seeking a home on the Pa cific co;isf. .The following infor mation, furnished the Commercial by Win. II. Hall, Esq., who resided a number of years in this county, may be of use to the stranger look' ihg for a hcrrile. The county is accessible by wa ter through its bays and inlets; also, by pack trail from Astoria, and another from Yamhill county, leading to Tillamook' tiny The interval lands along the creeks and rivers are not surpassed for productiveness on this coast, being a vegetable mould of alluvial deposit. .These: lands when prop erly cultivated, produce the dif ferent varieties of vegetables, grain itnd griiSs in ahundane'ej While the prairies and uplands are well adapted to general farming, j'ield ing fruit and all kinds of crops gen erally Cultivated by the fttfmer, ex cepting corn. ; Fanning land?, partly miprovod, can be obtained at from three to five dollars per acre while other good land not so eligibly shunted' can be had fit Govefifment price. There is about fifty thousand acres of tide land, covered with very nu tritious grrtssj especially adapted to dairying good butter and cheese always commanding paying prices iff the different market ori the coast. This branch of industry can be followed oti these lands Svith mrtrked sttcccss. , . 'Timber for fencing rind building purposes is plenty and easily Ob tained, being composed of spruce, hemlock, fir, cedar, maple and al der, of which spruce predominates. t Numerous springs and brooks Supply an abundance of pure cold water for stock and domestic tiSc; while the larger creeks, running westward from the Coast fringe mountains, furnish numerous mill sites and water-power for all me chanical purposes'. The spruce timber in this part of the country grows tosan enormous size, being in many instances from' five to eight feet in. diameter, and from one to two hundred feet high before reaching a limb, furnishing an excellent material for staves, shingles, clapboards, flooring, masts, spars, knees, and plank. An almost inexhaustible supply of hem lock bark could be obtained here for tanning leather. The climate and temperature in summer, from a cool sea breeze, renders the air delightful and healthy. In winter, the thermom eter seldom indicates a tempera OREGON CITY, 01&1EC0N$: SATFBDAY, ture below twenty degrees Fahren heit. Bilious fevers and ague sel dom, if ever known. This county is thinly settled, there are no great inducements to professional men and teabhers, but the mechanic or manufacturer, with a srnall capital, by persever ance and industry, can in a few years build up a fortune from his own toil. The conveniences for immi grants to obtain supplier of provi sions, household furniture, mer chandise, agricultural implements, mechanics' tools, etc are not , .is good as in many other n.n-ts nf ine.Qtaie, articles ot this kind be ing obtained, from Portland by means of sailin? vessels t but, na ture has placed within the reach of . . . . industry, the facilities for over coming most of these inconveni ences by furnishing the raw mate rial from which to produce or man ufacture most all the necessaries of life. The privileges for common schools and meetings for religious worship, are as good as could be reasonably expected in a new lo cality like this, schools being estab lished in all the settlements where the number of scholars demand one, and the Methodist and Chris tian denominations having a num ber of local an itinerant preachers in the different valleys in this vi cinity. There arc trails where stock of all kind can be driven from this valley to Portland or Astoria. Other marketing is done by means of sailing vessels coming into the bays. There are two lumber mills and two flour mills in this county, but the numerous excellent water powers, with the abundance of tim ber, would make lumbering on an extensive scale a profitable business in this locality. The mineral resources of this county have not been developed, but coal, iron, and slate -are known to exist in different localities. 9 The different kinds of fish are abundant in all the inlets, and bays, while swarms of speckled trout abound in mountain streams, and furnish rich pastime for the sportsman. Elk, deer, bear, and the smaller varieties of game, are abundant in many parts of the county, and good oyster beds exist along the coast. Tillamook county extends over an area of 1,280,000 acres, with only about 500 inhabitants, and an assessed property valuation of $50, .330. Amount of land under culti vation, not ascertained. Who is a Gentleman. A gen tleman is not merely a person ac quainted with certain forms and etiquette of life, easy and self-possessed in society, able to speak and act and move in the world without awkwardness, and free from habits which are vulgar and in bad tastC4 A gentleman is something beyond this; that which lies at the root of all lfis pleasing is the same spirit which lies at the root of ev- ery Christian virtue. It is the thoughtful desire of doing in every instance to others as he would that they should do unto him. He is constantly thinking, not indeed how he may. give pleasure to oth ers for the mere sense of pleasing but how he can show respect to oth-ers-'hoW he may avoid hurting their feelings. AVheh he is in society, he scrupulously ascertains the po sition and relations of every one with -vhom lie comes in contact, that he may give each his due honorj his proper position; He studies how he may abstain from any allusions which miy call up disagreeable or offensive association's.- A gentleman iievcr alludes to,- ri Of' even Appears conscious of any person's defects, bodily de formity,- inferiority of alciit,- of rank, or reputation in the person in whose society he is placed; He never assumes any superiority to' himself never boasts makes a display of his own power, or rank, or advantages such as is implied iii ridicule, or sarcasm, or abuse ris he' neter indulges in habits, or tricks, or inclinations which may be offensive to others. An anti-hymeneal punster' says that the recriminations of married people resemble the sounds of the waves on the sea-shore being the murmcrs of the tied. Awit being told that an old acquaintance was married exclaim ed "T am flad to hear it." But reflecting a" moment, he added, in a tone of compassion and forgive ness, "And yet I don t know why I should be; he never did me any harm. 1 ! " COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, A CASE OF TRESPASS. BT CLAliA AUGUSTA; Characters Mm. Grant, (eiderly wldow.) Mr. Snooks. J udge Brown. Lawyer Hodges Lawyer Podge. Slicriir. Jdry (twelve men.Vsincfr. tutors! , ' ! - SCENE I. ' f'. 3Ir.. Sfio.oks (vliip m hand) Good.-morning, Mis. Grant, good morning; fine morning. 'What do you think of taking a ride with mc, the last of the week, about Friday, I reckon , , A ' . Hrs, Grant A.. ride with von. Samyule? why, what on airth do yott.mean? . ; . Mr, S. I want to take you a courting. Aufit Sally. - ' Mrs. G. A courting ! Goodness Gracious ! Why Samyule Snook.?, you've got a wife and nine chil dren, what do you want of more family? - Mr. S. I don't care, .about any more, Aunt Sally, but I'm going to have a lawsuit with Tom Robin son, and I want to carry you to court for a w-itness. Tom's cow is the bone of contention. Mrs. G. Well, she's bony enuff, I know; but I never knowed she was troubled with any decease but the gargit ! Mrs. Robinson says she's had that a year too. Ter'ble bad complaint, Samyule. Mr. S. To be sure. But that ain't to the point. That cow jumped into my garden, last Thurs day; and pulled up and eat two cabbages, stumps and all ! Yoii seed her when she did it; don't you remember? you were going to conference meeting. I told "my wife, then, it was fortunate for me that Aunt Sally saw the perfor mance, for I knew she'd be a capi tal witness. So I've sued Robin son for damages, and the case is to be tried next Friday, at Hover. Mrs. G. Law sake ! Samyule, have you sued one of your neig bors. for two cabbag'es? That beats me all holler ! Never heered tell of :suc1i a thing ! Mr. S. Trespass that's what it was trespass. The law .punishes it. What's the use of having laws, if you don't abide by 'em ? And besides, the cow kicked my yellow dog, Tige, in the stomach," so that he died in five minutes; and I would not have taken ten dollars for Tige. He was the grandest dog to keep hens out of the garden that ever was.' All- you -had to say, was " Tige, s'take urn !" and they were as good as out. Mrs.. G. Wall, he was an awful dog to bark at folks that was a passing. I. hate to have a dog al ius a parkin' at folks that's a going along peaceable. He bit a hole in my green merino gownd, last win ter, and I'm glad he's dead. . Mr. S. Why, Aunt Sally, you're hard on poor Tige. Likely he was to play he was a very playful dog, very. Jiut you'll go for a witness, won't you ? Mrs. G. Next Friday? Good ness? Samyule. I couldn't think of such a thing. To-morrow's mv ironing-day, and Thursday I've got to clean the garret out, and rrulay 1 must make my apple sass; the apples is going to rack as fast as ever they can. I should like to obleege ye, Samyule, but its onpossible. 31 iv 8. W.-dl, then, if vOu Won't gO without it,- I'll have to summons you; you must, some way. Mrs. G. What's summons ? Mr. S. A legal paper that OblH ges whoever receives it to obey it. Refuse to obey a lawful-summon and you'd be put in jail. lay the broomstick over 'em migh ty quick ! . ' Mr. S. T16 best, way is to go peaceably. I'll "give you a dollar for your day's work, and carry you to Dover in my buggy Mr. G. (with interest) A dol lar ! Vali, noW, thats ginefous; Mr. S. You'll go, won't rofi, Aunt Sally ? I alius did say Aunt Saffy Grant was the Obligingest, as well as the handsomest Woman in Wood v ill e. Mrs. G. LaW siizf Sajhynfe, what a flatterer you he f Wall, I'll try and obleege you I want to be neighborly. . Mr. S. AVeli, J'll b'6 over Fri day mOming by eigbt oelock; I'iri in something of d hurry, nowj good-day. scene IL- ? Conrt-liooin..-Judge Brown. Slieriff. Jury. Spectator, etc; Enter Mrs. Grant and Mr. Snooks. Mrs. Grant, (turning to the Judge, who sits on a slightly eleva Mrs. G. (indignantly) In j'ail ! put me hi jail ! I'd like to see any body try that kind of doing, I'd DECEMBEE 4, 1880, ted platform hear the door) Good morning, Squire; I hope your hon orable health is comfortable, this morning. Mr. Snooks, (pulling her slecvfc) Be quiet; it isn't proper to speak t6 his Honor, utiles! he addresses you. ; 1 - rSberifT conducts Mrs. Grant tb a seat iri front of the Jury. Judge Brown This is an impor tant case; a case of trespass, gentle men Of the Jury. The cow of the defendent leaped into the garden of the plaintiff, find then and there committed ravages on his choice Vegetables. ; It is a case requiring your? maturest deliberation. Mr. Sheriff, you will call the first wit ness, for the plaintiff. f , . Sheriff, (in a loud tone) lrs. Sally Grant, stand u in your seat . - Mis. G. Land i you don't want mc to climb up in a cheer afore all these folks, do ye ? Sheriff We want no jokes, madam. Rise up, and stand ! Mrs. G. Oh, yes, I'd, jest .as lives git up, as not : my back be gins to ache, I've sot so long ! Sheriff Raise your right hand ! Mrs. G. If you've no objections, I'd rather hist up my left one ! my right hand glove has got a stuning big hole in it ! Judge Brown Order ! Madam, you will be committed for con tempt ! Mrs. G. Thank you, Squire, for telling me; but I haint got the contempt, nor never had it rbut land sake, I've had the influenzy so bad that Judge Brown (wiping his face with his handkerchief) -Mr. At torney, examine that woman with despatch ! the court waits. Lawyer Hodge (Mr. Snooks' counsellor) Mrs. Grant, raise -our hand and swear Mrs. G. I never swear! it's wicked ! The Bible sneaks against it ! I a member of. the church swear ! The Lord forbid i Lawyer -Hodge NcA'er mind. Say yes to what I shall read to you, (Takes up a huge book and reads.) "I solemnly promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and not lung but the truth J" 3 Irs. G. Dear sakes ! if I've got to tell all I know, it'll take me a month or two, and I should like to have some dinner before I be gin. Lawyer IT. (angrily) You're not to tell anything except, the cir cumstances B connected with the garden of my client. Mrs. G. I don't know anything about ycr client ! I never seed it, to the best of my knowledge ! It was Robinson's cow that jumped into the garden. Lawyer H. Did 3-011 sec the Defend cut's cow make forcible en trance to the enclosed field of the plaintiff? Mrs. G. T seed Tom Robinson's cow jump into Samyule Snooks' cabbage-yard. : Lawyer II. The same thing, marm; the same thing only in different language. '--Where 'were you standing at the time of the oc currence ? ' ? Mrs. G. In the road ; on my feet. 0 : e ' Lawyer II. What color was th animal that you saw vault over the barrier ? Mrs. G. She --was brindle. A thread of red and a thread of black. Lawyer II. Describe her more fully. - ; Mrs. G. She h2d a head, four legs, two horns, two eyes,- one mouth, and a switch tail. Lawyer II. And you saw her; with your own eyes, devour -two cabbages in my client's garden? Mrs. G. Yes, , I guess I did j with my own eyes ! WhOsd eyes did you think I borryed ? Lawyer II. Mrs. Grantj how old are you ? e Mr '5.- G. (waxing angry) None of yer. trizhess 1 , I'm oldj enuff for you,- anyway, and you looks as if you was born in the year 1, and eddicated in the Ark. Judge Brown Proe'ecd with lie examination. . Lawyer Il.-DO yOu know my client personally ? Mrs. G. (laughing) I should think I ought to. lie courted my sister Jemimer more'n two year, and got the mitten in the end 1 Lawyer Podge,' (Mr. RobhisoVs counsellor,, rising) Allow me to' ask the witness "a few questions ? (Judge bows,) Mrs. Grant, you say you know the plaintiff, Mr. Bnooks; pray,' do you know my client, Mr. Robinson ? Mrs. G. I do, siry Lawyer Podge He is a very re gpectablemari,jt believe. State the good you know of him, if you please. It Mrs. G.- I don't know any good of him. He robbed my hen-roost last summer of the handsomest crower, and tfie best pullet I had in the flock. . " ; 'Judge Browfi, (taking a pinch of snivflt ) lhe witness may sit down Lawyer Hodge Gentlemen of the Jury; it s' a clear ease; .My client will, of course, receive a fa vorable verdict: . I deem no plea heccssary to gentlemen, of. your en lightened sensibility, and expan sive justice. Lawyer Podge Mr. Robinson, my client, '- has been .maltreated, and scandalized by the witness for the plaintiff, but 'that will not, I trust, hinder the amiable gentlemcit of the Jury from rendering a just Verdict. . . Judge Brown -the Jury will re tire to agree upon a verdict. (The twelve men go out. After a brief absence they return.) J udge Brown Well, gentlemen, have you arrived at a conclusion? (lhe twelve bow profoundly.) Judge Brown W ho shall speak for you ( Jury, (all together) Mr. Long biddy, our Foreman. Mr. Longbiddy, (rising slowly.) May it please your Honor, and the world at large, together with the rest of the civilized creation after grave dcliberation,we have decided that ThomasRobinson give to Sam uel Snooks two good sized cabba ges, stumps and all, in payment for the damages done by the defend ant's cow, to the plaintiff's garden. . .. REPtDIATIOX. Radical editors grow indignant over the mention of repudiation. lhe national honor is too sacred in their estimation they cannot even bear the idea that the bondholder shall receive the same kind of mon ey the laboring man has so take Their talk about the sacred obliga-' tions Of the government is , the merest clab-tran. The Federal government is to-day, says the Louisiana Journal, repudiating its direct promises, its pledges, its faitli, as recorded Upon each and very one of all its millions of greenbacks bearing upon ''them selves' the guarantee that they are convertible into 'government bonds at the will of the holder, and that they are recievable for all debts, except import duties, ten-forty bonds and interest on the five twenty bonds, and yet the govern ment does not permit their conver sion into bonds or let them be received inpayment of the princi pal of the five-twenties. Kvery day the government is acting the rcpudiatof on a large scale, and yet these Radical champions grow furious over the bare mention of a repudiation by a people of the galling burden which is being used to make them and their posterity slaves forever. When the govern incut repudiates in favor of the bond-holders it is all right. When the Secretary of thcsTreasury pays a bondholder $1.25 in greenbacks for a bond that cost the bondhold er only forty cents in gold, then Radical champions cry out he is reducing the public debt. This is scarcely le ridiculous than it is monstrous. . ... When the' .people become full aroused to this fact, and w hen they get sick and tired of being ground down for the benefit of the bond holder, and shall begin to consider the possibility of repudiation as a last resort, how can the bondhold er or his allies utter, the word "re pudiation" as a term of reproach or odium when they, remember the stupendous repudiation being practiced onthe people to this very day: " liA little five year old boy was being instructed in morals by his mother. The old lady told him that all such terms as "by golly!" "hy jingo!" "by thunder!" etc;, were only minced oaths, aiid but little better than any other profan ity; In facly- she said, he could tell a profane o'ath by the prefix "by" all giich were oaths. e . "Well; thcri, mother," said the little hopeful, "there's ri big oath iri the , newspapers graph.' " , . The Old lady gave the boy is bewildered -'By Tele it tip, and on morals; Upon the reading Of the Decla ration of Independence at Ypsilan-ti,- Michigan,- by a citizen of that place, a gentleman from the rural districts made this comment: "Oh! he reads it Well enough; but darn ed if I believe he wrote is.' "Katy, have you laid the table cloth and plates, yet V" "An sure I have mern, everything but the eggs; and isn't that Biddy's work, &ure V" '4. TIIK LEQIO OF HONOR..-- In 1810j that memorable year vrhen Rome, Amsterdam, Dantzie; Antwerp and Paris were the cities' of the same proud Km pi re, Napo Icon had brought his young brido to Brussels, and Was received with much enthusiasm and pomp. . Oit the morning after his arrival, he reviewed the troops of the garri son of Al Verte, and as the differ ent regiments passed, remarked a grenadier who bore the chevrons of a Sargent-major: , Tall , and erect,' his black eyes blazed like" stars from a face bronzed by twen ty campaigns, which an enormous mustache rendered still more for midable Or blzanr. , When the lines -were reformed the Emperor rode up to the regiment of grena diers and called the Sergeant to' the -front. The heart of the old soldier beat high and his cheeks' glowed; ; .. , " I have seen yo'u befthe," said Napoleon. . ' Your name ?" "Noel, Sire," he answered,- with ri filtering vbice. .... " Were you in the 0arm of Ita Iy?'V "Yes, Sire; drummer at the Bridge of Arcole." " And you became a Sergeant major?" " At Marengo, Sire." "But since?" " I have taken my share of all the great battles." The Emperor moved his head; the grenadier returned to the ranks; and Napoleon spoke rapidly to the Colonel for a few moments, the quick glances of his eyes toward Noel, showing that he was talking of him. . . He had been distinguished for his bravery in several battles, but; his modesty had prevented his so liciting' advancement, and he had been overlooked m the promotions. . The Emperor recalled him to his sides . . ... " You have merited the. Cross of the Legion of Honor," said he, giv ing him one that he wore. . o " You are a brave man." The grenadier, Who at that mo ment stood between the Emperor and Colonel, could not speak, but his eyes said more than volumes. Napoleon made a sign, the drums beat a roll, there was a dead si lence, and the Colonel, turning to Avard the new knight, who with trembling hands was placing his" cross upon his breast, said in a loud voice: "In the name of the Emperor, respect Scrgeant-Major Noel as ar Sub-Lieutenant in your ranks." The regiment presented arms; Noel seemed in a dream, and only the immovable features of the Em peror prevented him from; falling upon his knees; Another sign was made, the drums beat, and again! the Colonel spoke: " In the name of the Emperor; respect Sub-Lieutenant Noel iii your ranks." . , . This new thunder-stroke, nearly overcame the grenadier; his knees trembled; his eyes,- that had not been moist for twenty years, M erc filled with tears, and he was vainly endeavoring to stammer his thanks; when he heard a third roll of the drums and the loud voice Of the Colonel:. "In the name of the Emperor; respect Lieutcnaut Noel as a Cap tain in your ranks." . ; Aftsr this promotion, the Empc fof 'continued, his review, with that calm majestic air which none who' beheld him ever forgot ; but Noelf bursting into a flood of tears, faint ed in the arms of the Colonel, while from the regiment came :t loud united shout of Vive l'Em-" pereiir ! : : Palez quaintly observes that the" difference between the rich and the poor . is- simply this: The poor have plenty of appetite) but no th ing to eat; the rich - have plenty tJ cat, but no appetite. "I lent you one' year ago front to day four dollars and cighty-fivo' cents. If VOu" have not had it long enough, plcfise keep one year l-oh-" gcr."' "Had forgotten it; alul hoped you had; Lct'er rim another year." A Leavenworth paper thinks, it "an evidence of the westward march "of civilization," that tho Kansas Legislature appropriated -$1,400 for tobacco for the peniten tiary prisoners, and only $'300 for' preaching the gospel to them. Mr. Snub perceived that tho milk he was pouring into his coffee-cup was none of the richest; he said to his hostess, "Haven't you any milk that is a little more' cheerful than this ?" "What do' you mean by that?" "Why, this milk seems to be overpowered by the blues." i t I I i