O o o V 1 r o 0 OREGON CITY, OREGON, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER S, 1869 NO. 43 WEEKLY Enterprise. ?The Weekly Enterprise. I A DEMOCRATIC PAPER, 4 FOK THE business Man, the Farmer i And the FAMILY CIRCLE. f pcBUSHED EVERY SATURDAY I AT TOE nFFICP Corner of Fifth and Main streets 3 oresou City, Oregon. I TERMS of SUBSCRIPTION: f injle Copy one year, in advance $2 00 ! TERMS of ADVERTISING : . . 1 1'.rtmnttj i n rI ml i n fT nil 2 50 It''" 7 T i for i racfl StlUsr'Jueui uibci Liuii. ....... 120 00 Ll!;"f,or , ... .' 40 ; j;:,jft Card, 1 square one year. . ... 12 1 1 gg. Remittance to be made at the risk of HUcribrg, and at the expense of -Agents. t; ! BOOK" AND JOB PRINTING. I5 IP- The Enterprise office is supplied with 1 ul approved .styles of type, and mod Ur'ACHlNE PRESSES, which will enable ji 6 proprietor ti do Job Piinting at all times I Neat, Quick and Cheap ! I Work" solicited. f f, ii i..ir.eta t r inA.ict'tnnx iinon. a Snerie basif. I f JUllN MYERS, Financial Agent. JJUSIXESS CARDS. J) Bs JHL Z2o ECfl9 (Formerly urgeon to the Hon. II. B. Co.) f OFFICE t Residence, Main street Ore v iiUty, Oiegon. iTlLW ATKINS, M. D , 1 SURGEON. Portland, Oke; n. OFFICES' Front street Ilesidence cor I rcrni' M.iin and Seventh streets. J. WELCH, DENTIST. I I'-riMiifatli Located at Oregon Utty, Oregon h Q JWOMS With Dr. Saffarrans, on Main st. F. C. JOHNSON. F- O. M COWS. Osotary Public. JOHNSON & BIcCOWN, i "6WTBir:ias: elsl3?5 I Oregon. City, Oregon. s Si" Will attend to all business entrusted to f ir cure in auiv of the Courts of the State, I (tlleet ni'myiNegotiate loans, sell real estate fx. i'aiticular attention given to coutesteu I.anil cases. V. C. C1BBS. C. W. PARRISH, Ntit'jry PMh find 6Wt. f Deeds. J GIBBS & PAKRISH, i Attorneys and Counselors at Laic, I Portland. ()kpt,n. j 0FFICE-OE Alder street, in Carters irkk l.Wk. V n MITCUKI.L. J. N. DO LI1 II. A. 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Front street. 40tf J) M. McKEXNEY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, I OR KG ON CITT. OREGON. 0IIX II. SCHKAM. Manufacturer and Dealer in SADDLES, HARNESS, o etc., etc., M:iin S't'-tet, Oregon City, '. Wishes to represent that he is now as ;ell prepared to furnish any article in his line the larpest establishment in the State. He j rticularly requests that an examination ot ;"is stock be made before buying elsewhere. F.oS. 0STHEIBI, IMPORTER AND DEALER IX jSegars, Tobacco. Pipes, Stationery I CUTLERY, YANKEE NOTIONS, &c. i o t tA- No. S3. corner of Front and Washiner- . ton streets, fire iroof brick store, called the 3 11.1 I rv-ri.i- rM . n .i.-. t .i ... .. I I . """'i vj-iyuniMj Amciituu jAcnange, Portland, Oregon. 37.3m A. II. HELL . o E. A. PARKER. BELL & PARKER. DRUGGISTS, i Chemicals, Patent Medicines, Paints, 1 Perfumery, Oils, Varnishes. A 04 every article kept in a Drug Stove. Main SHABBY GENTEEL. "We have heard it asserted, a dozen times o'er, That a man may be happy in rags, That a prince is no more in his carriage and four, Than a pauper who tramps on the flags ; As I chance to be neither, I cannot describe How a prince or a pauper may feel, I belong to that highly respectable tribe Which is known as the Shabby Genteel. CHORUS : Too proud to beg, too honest to steal, I know what it is to be wanting a meal ; My tatters and rags I try to conceal, I'm one of the Shabby Genteel. I'm a party, in fact, who has known better days. But their glory has faded and gone ; I have started in life in a lot of odd ways, But have not found the way to get on ; There are only three roads, I'm afraid, that are left; I shall have to beg, borrow or steal, Yet I don't quite encourage the notion of theft, Tho' I'm awfully Shabby Genteel. chorus : Too proud to beg, too honest to steal, &c I'm dress'd in my best, tho' I cannot pretend That my costume is quite "corame il fa.ut ;" You'll observe that my watch has been left with a friend, And my gloves aie unfitted for show ; There are traces of wear on my elbows and knees, And my boots have rim down at the heel ; But it's cruel to criticise matters like these, "When a man has grown Shabby Genteel. chorus : Too proud to beg, too honest to steal, &c Rtill I strive to be cheeiful in all my distress, And I bear my bad luek like a man : If I can't have my way as to feeding or dress, I must still do the best that I can ; And remember, good people, that fortune some day By a turn of her treacherous wheel, May reduce one of you, in the very same way, To the level of Shabby Genteel, c nonrs: Too proud to beg, too honest to steal, &c. Tears are natures lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed with them. Think little of yourself, and you will not be injured when others think little of you. No man can avoid his own company, so he had best make it as good as possi ble. . Senator Fowler, it is announced, is in favor of the election of ex-President Johnson to the Senate, as his successor : and will waive all claims in favor ol the latter. . A lady was examining an applicant fir the oflice of maid of all work, when she interrogated her as follovrs : " Well, Mary can you scour tin ware with alac rity !'' No, ma'am, I always scour them with sand." -X Canada sheriff, having a writ of at tachment against the estate of a dead man. siezed his widow's artificial teeth. The papers of the Dominion are discussing the question whether ,he seizure was legal. It is vain to stick your finger in water, and, pulling it out. look for a hole ; and equally vain to suppose that, however large space you occupy, tho world will miss vou when you dL It is claimed that Great Britain has now such extra facilities for ship building, that in case of any emergency, she could send out an iron clad daily from the works on the Clyde alone. A correspondent at Dts Moines thus describes the effect of the eclipse in its totality. And soon the pallor of the ad vancing shadow spread and indescribable gloom over the whole face of nature. Dogs affrighted ran howling to their ken nels. A flock of turkeys surprised that night had found them so far from their ac customed roost, ran hurriedly to cover Birds and animals showed the utmost signs of fear. Men without Hearts. We some time3 meet with men alio seem to think that any indulgence in aliectionate leeling is weakness. They will return from a jour ney, and greet their families with a dis tant dignity, and move among their chil dren with the cold and lofty splendor o an ice-berg surrounded by its broken fragments. There is hardly a more un natural sight on earth than one of these families without a heart. Who that has experienced the joys of friendship, and values sympathy and affection, would not rather loose all that is beautiful in nature's scenery than be robbed of the hidden treasures of his heart'? Cherish, then, your heart's best affections. In dulge in the warm and gushing emotions of filial, paternal and fraternal love Mrs. Craik. The Fifteenth Amendment. The pres. Unt signs -of the times, says the w odd of the olst int., maicaie iuui i lucium Amendment will not be ratified by the requisite number of States. The Repub lican zeal in its favor has preceptably slackened under a growing apprehension that the negro vote in tbe South will be controlled, or at least divided or nullified, by the Democratic party. Consistency com pels the Radicals to keep up a showing of supporting it ; but if the elections in Mississippi and Texas shall resemble that in Virginia, and exhibit large numbers of nerrroes votins: for Conservative candi- dates, the Radical patry will be glad to Causes of Harden some Taxes. We copy the following article from the Philadelphia Age. It says : The people complain of high taxes, and they have good and just reasons for so do ing. In no country are the masses called upon to bear heavier burdens, when all the circumstances are taken into considera tion. Taxation. siU upon everything that the people eat, wear, or consume, in any manner whatever. Each dollar ttat a poor man earns by hard labor, is clipped by the Government before it reaches his family. Five days out of six he labors for himself and his little ones, but the pro ceeds of the tixth are appropriated by the tax-gatherer, "who, like Dives of old, is clothed in " purple and One linen, and fares sumptuously every day.7' For each pound of meat, or butter, or tea, coffee or rice the poor man uses, he pays a tax, and the merchant, manufacturer and cap italist is called upon to reduce his income in tbe same manner. Money is taxed as well as labor, and the business of our in dustrious citizens is rendered less produc tive by the drains upon it to meet the ex penses of the Government, which, in time of peace, are on a war footing. Why are the taxes so high ?" is constantly aslied by the people. A partial answer is given in the following extracts from a Washing ton letter recently published in the Balti more Gazette. The writer, who is familiar with the doings of the men running the machine at the National Capitol, says : Of late years our " progress of civiliza tion? has been such that now the most common-place matters are conducted on purely transcendental principles. For meily the Blue Book" contained the name and Hie amount of salary of every Federal official legislative or executive. But this official register has become a mere means of concealing from, instead of expos' ng to public gaza the expenditures of the Government upon its officials, or tinofficials, as the case may be, -and who those public benficiaries really are ! Hun dreds of men (such as the negro Menard, for example) have been paid out of some clandestine fund, as mythical members of Congress (having no pretensions to seats.) salaries approximating those of real members, and countless hundreds of hangers-on in the perlieus of the Capitol have fattened upon what, is called the contingent'' fund performing or not performing service real or imaginary, which no law recognizes, and for which no law provides recompense. In the Execu tive Department this class of unofficial officials has assumed fabulous proportions. Not a claim of consequence is now allowed by any Bureau before being submitted (not to the law officials of the Govern ment, but) to an outside attorney for adju dication. Scarcely a case of importance arises in the District or Circuit Court throughout the country, or in the Supreme Court, in which these favorites of fortune are not seen to figure. This may be all necessary (and it is but a satniile of what is going on in all the other branches of official business) upon the ground of the acknowledge stupidity of the real iS offi cials." Upon this point I express no opinion ; but it is safe to affirm that the gross amount these amateur officers re ceive annually equals at least the nominal amount set down in the" Blue Book, "and other official expositions, as the full ex penditure on account of the legitimate civil list. But il is, in the matter of regis tering, the "salary," (income) of recogniz ed officials that the public is most grossly deceived by these books ;" the nominal pay of these men (legislators and execu tive officers) is not a drop in the bucket of what they really receive ; and herein I by no means allude to the vulgar charge of down right pilfering. There is hardly a member of Cougress who is not, at this moment; taking money outof UncleSam's pocket (beyond his $5,000 per annum.) and at the same time enjoying at the ex pense of the Government, all the luxuries within the grasp of millionaires. Schenck, as the head of " Ways and Means" Com mittee, secured, by a solemn vote of the House, ten thousand dollars to defray the cost of a " tour down and across the con tinent." which, by the way, he never per formed. I mention his case simply as similar to numberless others, and not as ignominiously isolated. The public is sufficiently aware of the wholesale cutting up of Congress into traveling committees, by its oiders, before adjournment. specimen of another sort of financiering in an economical way, is the conversion of Congressmen (during vacancies) into quasi Foreign Minister, even where wc have Ministers resident. Senator Ramsey of Minnesota, has just been dispatched to France to negotiate a postal treaty. Other cases, " too numerous to mention," of like character, occur to mind. Who will cvet know what amount such men. for such ser vice, will abstract from the public coffers This phase in the financial management o public affairs by the legislative branch of the government ia equivocal enough, bu not comparable to what is observed in the Executive. Heads of Departments and heads of Bureaus are entitled to receive, by law, and so are put down in the "Blue Book." from $3,000 to $8,000 per annum each, according to grade. Tbero are many ways of hoodwinking the dear peo ple. 1 suppose it is innocently thought that this " per annum," 13 all that, in these " fast days," such patriots can " legiti mately" claim. Egregious folly ! Take a moderate example and I select the case of the most honest and honorable of all the recent prominent appointees that of Commission Delano, of the Internal Revc nue Bureau. This . gentlemen has been much " on the wing." He has, since his brief term, " traveled much," and conse quently 44 knows something." I don't know how many miles he has made he does. But I do know that the Govern ment allows twenty cent3 a mile, and that there is not a railroad in the country that charges a known promineufpffscer a dime for a journey, if it should extend from Dan io Bersheba. But let all that pass, and let us attempt to get at something like a practical view of the 44 inner life" of our expenditures by descending to small mat ters. The salary of the President, as pre scribed by law, is $23,000 per annum. Ills perquisites," beyond a mansion, fur niture, most spacious gardens, and pasture enough for all the cattle of the Duke of Xewcastle, are servants ad libitum, clerks and employes to the event of a depletion of the army and presents of all kinds from his ' fellow citizens" at home and abroad. Two orders of his, since he has About 10 o clock, accompanied by his Ana "ionics oi preparatory labor are con been rusticating at Long Branch, tell a honorable friends, the elder called for me sidered, this number may be taken as a significant story. That to the Secretary r t . i Ti i of the Interior is laconic. It is simply to sec that his two favorite nags are proper- ly "shod" and sent on. Upon inquiry I find that the mere 44 shoeing" of a couple of horses should :iot cost more than a ten- dollar greenback ; but the word 44 shod," like Littleton's 44 &c ." in Coke's Common- taries, is made to me'anby the sycophantic Secretary, u great deal. In short, this bus- iness of 4" shoeing" and ''sendin"- on" these animals will cost the United States more than three thousand dollars ns per calculation at the Department of the Inte- rior, although Secretary Cox certifies that he carried them with his own hand." Now, here is a picture of the manner in which the Radicals are conducting the Government, which should be studied by those who pay the taxes. From General Grant to the meanest : shyster" who hangs upon the departments, the principle is, get all out of the Treasury that is pos-! sible. Economy is a forgotten word in the transaction of pnblic business. Not content with raising their salaries to five thousand dollars per year, the members of Congress spend their whole Summer in journeying from one part of the continent I to another with their families, and leaving the bills to be paid out of the contingent fund. These bills are not small ones. They embrace all the delicacies of the reason, to which are added gloves for re ceptions, and presents for the ladies. In this manner the expenses of Congress are kept up to a ruinous height, while those ot tlie departments are pitches in (lie same key. Money is needed arid must be had to meet such unprecedented outlays. The money must come from the labor of the country, lor every visit Schenck or some other Radical makes to the West or South, the poor men of the nation must work the harder and their families miss a few more of the necessaries of life. Are ey content to thus toil for their Radical masters? If not, thev must defeat the ladicals at the polls, turn out the thieves and plunderers at Washington, put honest men in their places, and thus prepare Mbr a reduction of taxes, by reducing expen- UllUICS. The first and greatest thing in rheto ric is to have something to say. Forty Chicago gambling houses clear three millions of dollars annually on faro alone. Poetry is the flour of literature ; prose is the ccrn, potatoes, and meat ; satire is the aquafortis ; wit is the spice and pep per ; love-letters are the honey and sugar and letters containing remittances are the apple-dumplings The Philadelphia Age says that 44 the Radicals are determined to make a great man of Grant, and General is determined t.hpv shall nnt.. Ttn.s far r.rant hno Ibrt best ot it. A young gentlemanhose bosom was being rent by the pangs of jealousy ad dressed a billet to the lady, enclosing her notes to him, and requesting she would reciprocate the courtesy. In her reply she thanked him for his consideration, and said she would return bis letters as soon as a young gentleman, to whom they were loaned, had given them a satisfacto ry perusal !" good story comes from Rome. In the preperation for the OZcumenical Coun cil, the Pope ordered from his architect certain embellishments, the plan of which was brought for his inspection by that gentleman's little boy. Charmed by the plan, the Pope opened a dawer full of gold, and said to the child, 44 Take a handful of coin as a reward for the beauty oi your miner s worn." iioiy fathers," replied the child, 44 take it out fcr me; your hand is bigger than mine." Pius IX could not help smiling, and obeyed the child. Deacon littefebery- and Elder Pill- lwry go to tlie Colored Church.' The deacon gives us the following ac count of a visit he made to the colored church, in Washington, in company with some members of Congress : Last Sunday morning Elder Pillsbury came to my room, and invited rrie to ac company himself and several senators and representatives to church. It was a pleas ant morning, and I, therefore, accepted the invitation with great pleasure. (I had not had time to attend Church be fore since my arrival in Washington.) He Informed me that they intended to . go to the colored church, in the lower part of the city ; that he and Mr. Sumner had been in the habit of attending' divine ser vice there for a long time ; and that it seemed almost like home to them there among their colored brethren. That they received so much more attention there than they did in any of the white churches. I expressed my delight at being favored with an opportunity to attend a chuch conducted under the auspices of this un- fortunate and heretofore downtrodden race of onr fellow-citizens ; and, after he withdrew from my room, I took more than ordinary pains in the arrangement of my toilet for the occasion. " . . at my room, and, after distributing freely i ri i i "e among the party some of the contents of my demijohn, we repaired to the colored sanctuary. On our way, the elder and I were in advance, and as we turned the cor- ner of the street, wc met an elderly gentle- man of color, with some books under his arm' That is ,lie clder of llie church," said x ,llSUUIT ? anu as we approacueu mm. e saiu' -t,,acr Snowball, allow me to ac- fluaint yu witu niJ friend, Deacon Hack- burry Illinois, one of the apostles of m,man rights." I bowed and shook hands Wltli tlie vvr, at the same time assuring him of my great pleasure in making his acquaintance, and we walked along arm would be a single meeting of the Corn in arm until we reached the church. pany. What is the name cf vour church ?" I asked. I " De church ob de Secon' Advent, col- ored, sah," answered he ; 44 an' I hab de honor to be one ob de founders ob dis in- stitution in dis city." Ah, indeed, elder," said I 44 you de- serve much credit for your enterprise." Our conversation then turned on the many difficulties he must have encounter- ed in building up his church, in the face of the prejudices of slaveholders, copper- heads, and traitors ; and it was continued until we reached the door. fter entering, the elder conducted us all to the front seats, he g jing into the P111!'11 1 he elder seemed to be brim full ot sermon. He therefore made snort work of Lis introductory ceremonies, and has- tened to the selection of his text, which wag from the 13th chapter of Judges, and -as ns follows? "An' S.imsnn slew de Philistines wid de jaw-bone ob de ass." After recounting the various ups and downs through which Samson had passed, an(j comnarin"- them to the fortunes of tQe Republican party of which he claim- P,i in i1P n msnprtcd member he finallv came t0 the explanation and application of his text. 44 My breddern and sistern.'' said he, 44 from de fotegwine you will pursieve dat Massa Samson am de pussoniftcation ob de great republican party ob de present day. I TV-,- Cnmor litr'o rrr f fVin rr-i in dares not n Delilfn livin? dat can cut dar har off nedder! No, my breddren an' Massa Greeley am de KAKS MUJ - - Trinity ob dis party. De Philistines an de obstrifferous rebels down Souf. Dere- ronstrnetion measures am the Jaw bone wid which dis republican Samson smashid out de power ob de rebels. An' now my breddren an' sistein, whar did dis jaw- bone come from t Why, I'll tell you whar : v, t t ,..rv.A fmm fbn itrpat republican congress, which am de a?s Dar's whar it come from ! Yes. my bred dren an'-sistern, it am dis great loyal ass dat dis colored congregation hab to thank for making dem so much better dan the rnnitlion white trash. Now I'll tell you nndder thinrr Dar was Andy Jobrtsing what did he snect to be ? Why my be lubbed breddren an' sisteren, he spected to be Balum an was going to ride dis ass after he got into de presidential chair- Did be ride urn ? I aS dese honarable gemmen here, did he ride on de rump ob dis great and glorious republican ass Nara ride did he get ! De ass was to much for him. So de ass hab been riden dis would be Balum eber since; an' dey's gwine to ride ebber odder old man what won't stand by de great ass ob de present t t This lucid elaboration of the meaning anu aPPicauon oi ms iev u.u uk suit m honorable companions, as we came up street, several expressed them selves strongly in favor of . congressional action in reference to the manner in which ignorant persons trifled with the sacred truths of the bible. Others thought there should be a committee to instruct colored people as to what was proper, and What not Proper to preach. A border State loyalitst seemed to be exceedingly wrotD, and was in favor of muzzling all such stu- pidity. He bad been insulted often ! enough by those etupid niggers. He was for placing white men in their place who could be taught how and what to preach, and who tfould have brains enough to know tho difference between congress and an ass. An eastern mem ber rebuked him for the severity of hi3 strictures, upon the elder's sermon. He did not think that Eider Snowball intend ed to insult them. The text he had select ed natuaally led the unsophisticated elder to the version he ave it. Others ex pressed their disapprobation of the ser mon, some severely, and seme mildly? 44 There," said Sumner, finally. 44 you see, deacon, the necessity of my constitu tional amendments. They" will remedy all such piou3 inadvertencies." 44 1 sec it," said I ; you must hurry them through, and have them adopted by the: States this winter, or it may be to lafe." By tbi3 time we reached the avenue. and the party separated. In common with the public generally, vve are much pleased at the wonderful suc- cess of the National Life Insurance Com- pany of the United Slates of America. It has issued 0 0 policies in the very first year of its operations. When the days . i . . Pugc of not less than ten or twelve thou- sand foe the second year, J Tue Company asked and received the unqualified endorsement of the pnblic ih lhe verJ first JeU' of it3 organization; nor are we ln the le-ist surprised at this, for the lllan of the Company meets a popular wanc' eiOtore, it a poor man wanted to get his life insured for the benefit of his larauy, ne must neens go mio tue business ot usunng others; he must for himself, his heirs, executors, administrators and assigns, become an associate member of a mutual company, with all the liabilities thereto attaching, but with no expectation of knowing even when and where there There was no propriety in this, any more lhau there would lie on the nart of a clothing dealer who should require every customer to go into co-partnership with him btfjrc he would sell him a pair c f pantaloons. If all clothiers should re- quire this, the public would have to sub I mit to the co-partnership for a season, but whenever dealers established themselves who did not impose such obligations, with reference alike to their past business and their future, they would certainly secure the patronage of ihe public. The people have had their Protective Unions and Mu- I iual Fire Insurance Companies; these are not so popular as they once were, indeed, have almost all nassed awav. Wo I -! ' pre dict for the National Life Insurance Com pany, of the United States of America, a successful and brilliant future. Washina- (on Chronicle. A Veteran Duelist. Grainer de Cas- lar.gac has fought eighty duels since 1841. His son Paul, the champion duelist of Fiance, boasts of even a larger number of duels. He has in addition, been called (over five funded times) a liar and slandered, been spit upon in the street seven tunes, been borse-whipped m pub lie four times, got his nose pulled four times, and been once badly beaten in his editorial sanctum. He has now sixteen challenges outstanding. It must not be supposed that fighting a duei in France is I t h a A nc r orn f t 1 1 1 1 ! i rca if i -i in fb!j pnnntrv. where double-barreled Runs, rifles and guns, rifles w pistols are used. The difficulties of honor are generally settled with small swords and merely toucinng one oi me comoat tants, so as to uraw d;oou, u tonsmeieu sufficient balm to assuage the wounded honor of Mr. Crapeau. Eighty duels for five hundred and eighteen deadly insults is rather a small number, it iook n.ty m- dignities to produce each one of them, or there must have been a fearful amount of aplogizing done by the parties who had the fun of misusing Lifa. Ens lish oysters arc inferior in size, and Englishmen speak of large American oys ters aoa luxury. Years ngo. when Thack eray tisited this country, he was the hon ored guest of some distinguished men in Bostr n we think, at a dinner party Raw oysters were served ; and, by special ar rangement, were placed before Thack eray a plate containing bivalves of unusu ally huge dimensions. Thackery looked at them in amazement and uncertain ty. He hesitated, but finally attempted to di . M Sill . vide one monster wnu ins spoon. 4 u you must not cut oysters," remonstrated a friend at his elbow, who with others was enjoying the joke, 44 we always eat them whole." The English author gazed very doubtfully at the immense oyster, but made a violent effort and swallowed it. " How do you like our American oysters?" inquired an amused spectator, sitting op posite at the table. 44 1 feel." replied Thackeray, solemnly,44 as if I had swallow ed a cold babgV A tipsy Irishman leaning against a lamp post, as a funeral procession wa3 passing by, was asked who was dead. ' I can't say, sur," said he, 44 but I presume it is the jirtleraan in the coffin." DEXT'S LETTEK TO EOUTWELL; Judge Lewis Dent, brother-in-law of tha President, and ah aspirant for the Gover norship of Mississippi, is on the war path. The Judge says he represents the Conser vative Republican party, cf which his brother-in-law President Grant, is the head center. He blames Boutwell for Grant's defection in the Tarbell conveisa tion, and has addressed that gentleman the following acrimonious letter : lion. George S. TJouhcell, Secretary of lhe Treasury : Snt: I shall make little apology for asking your attention to my letter, and less for the nature of its contents. Yon were the first to deny the jioliiical ortho doxy of my friends and myself. v$d bv all the rules of the forum I am entiUed, tef ii defense. Again, you hold an office of the republic, and vour acts, therefore, are legitimate subjects of criticism by the humblest citizen thereof. But in some re spects we are alike. For instance, we are both aspirants for place with - this difference, you aim to be tlK&next Presi dent, with every assurance of success, except in the opinion of the people ; while I seek an humbler place, with my hope:? in disastrous eclipse, except in the judge ment of Mississippi.4 So in the probable events of the future, we both stand ad verse to the judgement of the people. In pursuit of your ambitionyou ?re ungrate-, f'ul and unscrupulous as "to the means of success. Your organ, the New York Sun, in the same breath ridicules the capacity cf your masters and dwells with emphasis upon your peculiar fitness for is office. Your excellent tool, Mr. Tullcok, became' so reckless in the manipulation of your department in the interest of your ambi tion, and so defiant of the wishes of tho President and the country, that to save yourself from an explosion of popular in dignation, you found it convenient to" transfer him to another sphere of scandal ous activity, where his talent might be ex erted with equal effect and less effrontry. Virginia, Tennessee, Mississippi and Tex as, not to mention anything so humble as myself, were obstructions in the way of your success, because through President Grant's intervention in excluding the proscviptivc clauses from their organic' law, these States are brought into the Union and firmly welded to to his'" support. Now. this is in direct conflict with yon systematized plans, for what General Grant gets in the next Presidential elec tion, clearly Mr. Boutwell will not get ; and therefore, you have denounced the conservatie Republicans who are fot Grant, that you are for Boutwell. And by some strange dexterious management, and occult political strategy, you have so worked upon the confidence of the Pres ident as to cause hnn to flourish the club with which you intend to break his head , ' by inducing him.to..j.ijin you in denuncia tion of the conservative Republicans a party created by his magnanimity, and triumphant through Lis encouragement. But, sir, your purpose is easily disecrna ble, and has a two-fold object, namely to destroy the National Republican party kt the South, and then to reconstruct "from its shattered fragments a Boutwell party, with l o Richmond in the field to strike for yourtrjwn. Put if you caniot succeed in this scheme of desperate enterprise you n:ean to ruin a result, from pnsent appearences.much more likely to reached. Your official intervention for Yells.for in stance, gave 30.000 majority for Walker Your letter to Stokes gave Tennessee to Senterby an overwhelming vote of 70,000. Your marvelous political sagacity, now in action in Mississippi and Texas," will re peat your calamity, and again overwhelm you with discomfiture and defeat peradde 1 to these results of your unap proachable folly, the imposition on these States of your iron-clad oath, and the alienation is complete, landing them ail in the outstretched aims of Democracy. But the consequences of your folly do not end here. Ohio and Pennsylvania, and others, will follow. Decide their po litical status in October; and the North will echo back the condemnation of the South, and peal in your ears this fact, that there is still left enough of the incorruptable virtue of Republicrfn-ism to rebuke 3-ou for a wanton repression r f that most sacred right, the elective fran chise. But sir, this will not defer yott from your mad course. You will still per sist until every prep that supports our pai ty is stricken away, and the whole grand superstructure tumble about our1 ears in hopeless ruin. When you were appointed Secretary of the Treasury and unanimously confirmed by the Senate cf every shade of political opinion, did yon not take an oath to administer your office impartially and for the exclusive objects of its creation; to collect the revenue and control the finances of the country ? Is not that office the property of the nation, and yourself clothed for a time with a lit tle brief authority ? Then, sir, how do you explain this perverson of its legiti mate uses and functions into a means and instrument of oppression, and compel the election of obnoxious rulers of the South? Is such a course consistent with your oath of office, or do you call this a great moral idea? But, Mr.'Boutwell, although you have prostituted? the powers of your office for purposes cf oppression, without the warrant of conscience or law, it may be that you can tell me by what authority jo i presume to pronounce upon my po litical orthodoxy. Who constituted you the- infallable Pope of Republicanism ? Who gave you authority to hurl the politi cal anathemas of the party ? Again what right had vou to commit the Administra tion to your policy ? Have ycu not to learn that you are only a part of the Ad ministration, and not the whole of it. al though your friends believe that a mono mania has seized upon your mind on the subject, and that you verily believe your self the State! Very respectfully, LEWIS DENT. A bashful young man escorted home an equally bashful young lady. As they were approaching the dwelling of the damsel she said entreatingly, 'Zekiel, now don't tell anybody you beau'd me home.' 4Sary,' said he emphatically 'don't you mind; I am as much ashamed of it a3 you are.' Horace Greeley now characterizes Far son Brownlow as always having been low bred, boorish and bcar.tlr. 0 G O O o 0 0 O O O 0 I cireet, Oregon City. kt tho t Uteenth Amendment " bliae. ' i ! i ' - .' H e d