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OFFICE brick hlock. -Ou Alder strett, ia Carter's T TTTT'T r-l f DExMIST. I'crmdhchily Locate J at Orej-n Cify, Oregon ROOMS With Dr. SalLirrans, on Main st. jyi. F. BAllCLAY, PJ'EXo .ES:.. JlZ3w . (Formerly Mirgeon to the lion. LI. B. Co.) OFFICE At Residence, ilaia street Ore gon ( ' i ty , Oreg n. W ATKINS, M. D., SURGEON. Port land. OuEOcn. OFFICE V Front street Residence cor ner of Main and Seventh stru ts. A. II. CELL. . E. A. rAILKEK. BELL & PARKER. 2 II. U GGIS T S 9 VP PKALKUS 1 Chemicals Fatal f Medicines, Paints, Perfumery, Oils, Varnishes, And every article kept in a Drug Store. Main Firt-et, Oregou Citv. LOO U J A A Ia U II i a 11 T, EXGELSiOBlSf. MARKET! Corner of Fourth and Main streets. OHEG(l CITV. rj Keep(Jonstantly on hand all kinds of f,Ti anl sa;t meats, such as iii:i:F, roi'wK, .MUTTON, YKAU COUNED 1IEEF, HAMS, P I C K E LE D ' V Oil K, L A ED, Aj?d everything else to be found in their line ' f business. JOIIX IT. SCIIUAM. Manufacturer and Dealer in SADDLES, JIABSESS, s'r4' etc., etc., Main Strict, Or-on City, "3-Wihe to represent that he is now as wed prepared to furnish any article in his line as the largest establishment in the State. He particularly requests that an examination of ins siock oe m.xue oeiore miymg fcls-wiiere. AXLfREW wr)LJS. WM. r.ROrGUTOX. WILLIS & BHGUGHTGiJ. Having purchased the interest s Q f,.. ;.. V, 1! 1 fcifes LIVERY STABLE iTf One door west of Excelsior Market. Oregon City, announce that they will at ail times keep good horses ard 'carriages to let, at reasonable rates. Horses bought and sold or kept by the day or week. TO PRIXTIxr EATLY EyECUT. U cdattho liMCRnilSE OITICE. CHEaUERED LEAVES. I saw a stream, whose wave were bright With morning's dazzing sheen, But gathering clouds, ere fall of night, Had darkened o'er the scene ; How like that tide my spirit sighed, This life to rne had been ! The clouds dispersed ; the glorious West Was bright with closing day, And on the river3 peaceful breast Khone forth the sunset ray; lly spirit caught the soothing thought Thus life might pasa away. I saw a tree with rip'ning fruit And shading foliage crowu'd But ah, an axe was at it3 root, And fell'd it to the ground ; Well might that tree recall to rr.c The doom my hopes had found. The fire consumed it, but I saTf Its smoke ascend on high ; A shadowy type, beheld with awe, Of that which cannot die, But from the grave shall rise to crave A home above the sky. OUR SATUISDAY XIDIIT. The Family Record Saturday Night again ! How tlie Avecks come and go singly here blended into one varied prist as they are called to His presence. To-night Ave opened the Bible by chance at the Family liccord. Singular ! Exactly between the old and the new the past and the coming, so far as affects our fu ture. Horn ! Married ! Died ! Three words and the sum of life is told. JJora and who cares for us ? Only one or two. Married and who cares for us? As if there were more than one to answer? IMed Oh God ! let us not be forgotten by those who say they love us, and who will not forget us, no matter whether married or died, given or mated, here or hence. Little would there be of life did not some one love us did wo not think that some heart, would hold our memory sacred that 'way over the wondrous river where the skies are brighter, the seasons more even, the joys sweeter, would we hnd waiting us, or stand waiting the coming of the loved. At best it is but a short stay hcre. Hardly long enough to be come acquainted. Merely an eve ning call, and good-by ! But so it is written, and so Ave are content. Xo one escapes death. We do not wish to. It makes but little differ ence whether we go at noon or sundown, if our new home be hap py. Without a doubt or tremble we are ready to go, for ours is that full faith which has long since made the heart entirely at rest con cerning the future. When the carriage comes we are ready to go meanwhile we will look at the pictures, chat Avith our friends, or put the house a little more in or der for those Avho remain, that they may not be compelled to do the work Ave might have done. And yet Ave do not care to go. All these beautiful skies bright stains, trees, hills, rivulets, hikes, tlowers, and the pastimes for hu manity Avill remain for others as toilet articles are left after we have gone to the party ! We can part from the beautv of this world, for the tlowers arc over yonder. 3 Suds here, ilowers there. And we shall not care for the beauties we le u e when at rest over there ! Age puts aAvay the toys of childhood, for they are no longer wanted. But Ave had rather stay than go, for we do not know Avho Avill care for our loved ones! Who Avill look OA'er all the little scrolls of pa per, the letters, memorandums, a d keep-sakes ? Somebody. And they Avill smile at our old fancies, and wonder Avhy this little thing be here, and that oue there, saved so carefully. Little will they know the history each could tell or why Ave prized'them to preserve.- Xever breeze more laden Arith odor of perfume than these little keepsakes are Avith memories. Why we Avalk back to til i distant bank of the past on these stepping stones hi the stream others cannot sec ! And Avho ay ill care for the ones Ave Ioa'C ? Who will care for her Avho ga-e us that priceless jewel years ago ? Who ay ill care for the one Avho for Aears has been so good, so pure, so true, so kind, so loving? This is the only real sting death has. They Avho walk hand in hand, palm in palm, for years on the road, cannot bear to part. Who Avill care for the one who with us, years ago, stepped, as it were, behind the screen, to Aveld hearts for the future? For this we would live; for the longer ORJSGOff CITY, OEEGOI, SAT together on earth, the less time to Avait.for each over in Heaven, as the beautiful home Ave are going to is called. Who Avill protect her? Who will hold her to his heart and oren so wide the doors thereto that she may enter and kuoAV that all ay it Il ia is hers? Who ay ill love her as we do ? Who Avill hold her hand, still her troubles, look so truly and tenderly in her eye as Ave feel to ? Who av ill bear Avith her nervous hours her little forgettings her sad moments, her need of love as v, a would ? 'X:i :M thb :-.re'it 1? woi'iu tjiou.-ga.ve us is not one Ave would give her to ! They may take our houses and lands our books, pictures, letters, keepsakes, jewels, life, reputation take all, for they are but things of our crea tion, prized more in the chaethan capture but God gave us to each other and may we be not long parted. She has been so good to us so kind so true so earnest. Xcwer a Avrong has she done us or falsehood told. When came the storm, to our heart she came for shelter. When there Avas bcauty in the sky, 'twas she Avho pointed it out to us. When others said we would fail. 'tAvas she avIio said we could not and would not, for her love Avould sustain us. To be sure ours was but the home of a Avorkimrman, but never did walls contain more priceless treasure. When others were cold and cruel in words, she was good and kind. Yheu others doubted our purpose or honor, she never did, and thus made us strong and invincible. And her hand has soothed our pain stilled the temples wiklly throbbing her eye gone into the depths of that darkness which, like a fog of I lades, at times en v elops the stoutest and brightest heart, to drive it away her kiss lias brought life and warmth to energies her words have so often kindled anew the tires of hope on an ash-covered hearth her life, ideas, Aviskos, ' hones, future and eternal rcsimg have so woven m with ours tnat the great joy of life brings' the great rting of death ! Who Aviil protect the one Ave so Ioa'C tltot ? it is the only agony approaching dissolution doth bring. Will she be tempted ? Per haps ; for ail are. Will she fall? Xo a million times no? Yv'ili she suffer? Xo, for Ave Aviil Avork and save lest the one or ones so dear to" us should come to Avant. X"o, Ave must not let her suffer we Avill guard against that, and if she be good and not sellish, this care Avill make her love us the more. And herein confess we to ten-fold sellishess ! But we cannot help it. And so avc Avork, and love, and labor, and look to the future that we may not leave her, the best loved of all to suffer to mourn Avhen we are sleeping undisturbed, A'isited only by her; she may be cared for wrapped and safe in the mantle Avoven by our hands while ou earth. Who Avill earn a home. Will not lose it in dissipa tion. Will not tarnish our love for her by contact Avith all Avill not spoil the beautiful dinner she Is ever preparing for us alone by partaking of here a little and there a little as homeward Ave journey. He Avho truly loves knows Avhat this means and it means more than it contains Avords. The Avinds might blow A'ery, A'cry cold on her, and Avho Avould Avraj the mantle of true love-about her, for who Avould knoAV her Avorth as do Ave? And avc know her heart Avould go down like lead into the Avaters of bitterness when came the hour Avhich said, " no more can he come." Others might be good to her, and. kind, and gentle. 'Jut Avhat is their ' good" to our love their : kind" to our adoration their t gentle" to our Avorship ? And there are others Avho Avould mourn as avc Avould, should they go down before us but these could live and love, comforted in their 1oacs, which Avould absorb grief CAen for the dearest friends. And we should feel so sad and hcartsore to think avc must die or go home Avithout having all the unkind Avords avc may have hastily spoken, forgiven. Oh, how the memory of unkind Avords lives in the hea"rt. Let us not speak them to the ones we love. Let us be better, more kind and gentle, bear ing with each other, for none are quite perfect none except our loves. And if they are, avc must not speak unkindly if they are not, avc must forgive them! Oar homes may not be palaces Ave may be children of toil, but ayc can hare palaces in our hearts, and live hannicr than Ave do if ayc but strive aaPK-B in n in pgaa atmuw aright, for he ayIjo avIus by earnest striving best knows and enjoys the reAvard. We Aviil strive, if Ave are poor. We Avill be a man, no matter how soon avc may go or how long Ave may stay. We Avill do by her as avc promised in the years of the past, Avhen speaking by the card of oruainment each soul said. " I have found it I" And as avc thus care for her avc Avill she loA'e us, and we Avill save our own respect. And thus avc can do good can be of use can more cr'ov the beautv ef life and vnen o; name is piaeeu on C i K familv lecord as Utcd shall know we live in memory and are thought of ofteucr than every Saturday Xhht " Brick" Pome- roy. Tlli: XiAGSITY- OP MECHANICAL. The recent humiliation suffered bv the peerage of Great Britain eonvcA-s a lesson fraught with im portant consideration for the peo ple on this side of the Atlantic. For nearly half a century Ave have been insensibly, but none the less surely, engrafting upon our social system, a cry erroneous, pernicious ideas of ay hat constitutes respect ability. So far litis this gone, that not a few have come to consider manual labor something to be dimmed as undignified, and a bar to refined society. Children are ired up in idleness and look at the workshop Avith contempt. am. gillv parents, witn more Vlf I money than brains, and more pre tensions that either; recoil at the thought of having their sons taught some mechanical pursuit. Noth ing but one of the learned profes sions, the army or navy, the bank or counting-room, are supposed to be. lit arenas for the surprising abilities of their offspring. Under such teachings, the youthful mind becomes Autiated, and it is not without some feeling of mortifica t'on that many of our young men fan! them-'elves forced to acknowl edge that thdr fathers or grand ihtfieirt Avere toiling mechanics. Alh h.oweve:-, are only too eager to claim descent from those who have sited theitTustre upon the mechanic arts; those Avhose names stand fore most upon the historic page as the great benefactors cf mankind; the titanic exemplars of the superior ity of mind over matter such men as Franklin, YCatts, Fulton, Stephenson, Howe, Hoe, Guttcn- oarg, ntt. AlcCormic , Ericsson, and a host of others. It 2 time to recog nize that true nobility has its origin in. the Avorkshop; that to the me chanic the world is indebted for its progress, refinement, civilization, commerce and dignity. It is time to acknowledge, by daily practice and social demeanor, our obliga tions to the mechanic arts, by in structing our most promising youth how to become lords of creation. Teach them how to combine, con trol and utilize those gigantic forces Avhich astonish and appal. Avhile thcA cnoble 1 I ri- 1 fr mill civilize. Th false aristocracy which sprung from brigand barons or predacious lordlings is giving av.iv before the superior claims of mental merit and wondrous artisan conquests. The field for mechaical enterprise is by no means exhaust ed. Triumphs never yet dreamed of arc still to be attained. Aston ishing results are yet possible. The elements still abound Avith undis covered forces. An illimitable domain- of artistic research is yet to be explored and subdued. But these triumphs, these conquests, these results, are only possible through the. Avorkshop. They arc net accessible to the practical stu dent. Thov are to be achieved only by hard hammering and criti cal" observation. Let American heraldry be founded upon grand mechanical achievements, and let the doors of refined society be opened Avide to receive the victors. In tliis lies our true nobility. ti Corn m ere led Herald. A Xegho Makhiage. -A Chica go correspondent of HarpcFs J)raicer mentions the case of an old mulatto who belonged to an icqua mtance. The old mulatto s asked if he was legally marri ed to the Avomaii whom he called his aAvife." To Avhich he replied: " Yes. We had no minister ; but we took a-hold each ether's hand, knelt down together, and I axed her if she'd be my Avife till death. She said ves ; and then avc took dc Lord's name in vain ' and avc was lawfully married. - - There are only 420 registered ' voter? in Yrc-kr, A REVOLUTION IX GEOLOGY. A recent article in the Advance haAring elicited inquiries as to the Aqueous Formation of Granite, and the bearing of that theory on the interpretation of Genesis, it may be interesting to many of our read ers to give a statement of the ques tion and the progress of the discus sion. We do not of course pre tend to speak Avith the authority of professional geologists, but sim ply to present the statements of some of the most eminent scieuti- fie men ou the subject such as iO-?0, i, if -v.-. iVwt Ax-ted and many others, ayuo now ackiiowl- edge granite as an aqueous forma tion. The current theory is, that our globe lias been formed from a con densing nebuhe of gas at an in tense heat, Avhich gradually cooled down into the condition of molten metal, of which the granite is the principal part ; that a thin crust of cooling matter, forming t lie present habitable globe solidified upon the surface, and the action of the rains washing dovn the exposed surface into primeA'al seas has formed the sedimentary strata, Avhich Avcre again elevated by earthquake, or more gradual uplicaA'als, to their present positions. Such is the the ory of the text books, illustrated by engravings of sections of the interior of the earth, showing tile crust as less in proportion to the molten interior, than the skin of an orange to the pulp. It has been known, howcA'er, to advanced geologists, ibr some time, that facts were accumulating con tradictory to this hypothesis. In the meetings of the Geological Society of the British Association for the Advancement of Science, of the French Institute, and of several German. Scientific Associations, pa pers were read from time to time, and translated and published in the scientific journals, assailing one or the other of the grounds of the Ig neous Theory ; and Aviihin the last A ears detailed accounts of experiments tendis o cstabusii the aqueous formation of granite have been laid before the scientific world. and tiro now in process of discussion. Uiese papers have not, till quite recently, attracted the notice of American Geologists, Avho though prompt to publish any alik'ged facts apparently hostile to the Bible, such as the hoaxes of the Abbeyville and Calaveras skulls, are not at all quick to per ceive facts tending to establish its authenticity. Theologians gener ally are not apt to be familiar Avith scientific periodicals, preferring to wait and receive their science after it lias been filtered from its crude contradictions and "digested into A' ohim.es. Thus they JnTve not had their attention called to these re cent discoveries. The attacks on the Bible at our Chicago Academy of Sciences and of several speakers at the meetings of the American Association in th is city, last year, however, induced Rca Bob-cut Patterson, D. D., to deliVcr a course of lectures on the DeA'clopmeut theory, including the nebuher, the Geological and the Zoological Departments, and to publish the examination of the As tronomical department in the Family Treasure (Western Tracfc Society, Cincinnati), and the lec ture on The Aqueous Formation of Granite in the April number of t he American Preshyterletih Jievicw. This articles has proAoked the crit itism of The Independent, and of many of the Unitarian papers ; Avhich, hoAvever, do not pretend to contradict tho facts alleged. .They simply assail Dr. Patterson as a scientific authority. It should he Stated, howcA'er, that he does not offer himself a scientific authority in the question ; he simply narrates the discoA eries and experiments of scientists, and quotes his authori ties for the facts he alleges. We. subjoin a resume of his article as the most compendious mode of stating the case : The igneous theory is the geo logical continuation of the Nebu la? r Theory; Avhich has been ex ploded by. the great discoA'cries of Spectrum Analysis, and. The Cor relation of Forces ; the former dis proAung the existence of homoge neous eternal nebula?; the latter 1 reducing an tnc motions oi me heaA-ens to mechanical motion, and the laws of mechanics proving that a mechanical Perpetual Motion is impossible. The only physical facts alleged in support of the igneous theory do not logically piwc it. These are the increase of the temperature as we &ink into the earth ; and the phenomena of earthquakes, volca noes, etc., Earthquakes howeA'ci' 1 have a docii different thcoric:. The increase of temperature is not according to any uniform rate ; in some of the English mines one degree for every forty-four feet ; in Saxony one for every sixty-five feet ; in the Dalnath mine in Corn Avall, a degree for every seventy five feet ; Avhile ivupfer gives as the result of his researches, just half of this, a degree fer CA'ery thirtA-seven feet. The artesian well at Chicago, at a depth of 700 feet, should give Avater at Kupfer"'s rate, nearly 20 degrees above the aA'crage temperature, Avhile in fact two s:-i;i degrees below it. The arti wcsl rvt St. Lou's shows a ei mi- lar contradiction of the theory. These discrepancies indicate not one general Avorid-wide source of heat, but many separate, A'arious and local causes. There is no agree ment among geologists as to the amount of the internal heat. Hum boldt calculates the solid crust at twenty-four miles; Hopkins at eight hundred. Gordier says the heat of the internal sea is 45(5,000 F., or about one hundred and sixty times that of melted iron. This is contrary to the law of melting bodies. Every foundry man knows that lie cannot raise a crucible of melted metal aboA'e the melting point Avliilc a bar of the unmelted metal floats in it. It is also contrary to all the experience of steam boilers that A'olcano holes should exist for five minutes in the shell without blowing off all the gas and liquid Avithin, as the Fssex Avas blown off when riddled with rebel shells. It is contrary to the ! laws of hydrostatics, since the tides ! of an infernal sea of molten gran-j ite Avould speedily destroy the shell with the attacks of a hydraulic ram four thousand miles in length. It is also contrary to the dynamics of astronomv; a a-lobe chierlr. mol- ten could not retain its present shape halt a year, it is contrarv to the laws of heat : a cooling globe must also contract; but our earth lias not sensibly contracted since the earliest measurements. Influenced by these considera tions a number of observers set dovYii to study the problem do novo. They dis overed in the ejections of A olcanoes, Avater, shells, fish, and even pine twigs. It was evident to them that these things did not groAv in a lake of lire. Then they found that contrary to the theory of granite being the primary rock, it Avas more recent than any other; being found overflowing and up heaving both secondary and ter tiary strata, and that in great abundance. Next it Avas discover ed that all tho constituents of granite existed in the sedimentary rocks minerals Avhich Avould havc boon changed at a far lower heat than that necessary to melt granite rock. Then fossils were discover ed in granite rock. Next the quality oT granite Avas found to be of the specific gravity of 2.0, proving that it was formed from an aqueous so lution, and not by fire which would have a specific gravity of 2.0. Then Avater marks AVere found in mica. Finally, Daubree has ac tually manufactured fieldspar, in the remaining constituent of gran ite, by mixing kalairi Avith the alka line solution, at a temperature of 00 C. under presure. This com pletes tho demonstration. The most eminent geologists ac cept tho facts. Sir Charles Lyell, lii taking the Chair of the British Association in 1804,. asserts it cx cathedra ; and Professor Austed last year read a paper before the same Association ou The Conver sion of Sf ratified Rock into Gran ite, exactly reversing the anti biblical theory. He says: "Ge ologists, until recent lv. Lorn spoken of granite as the primitive rock, as the nucleus of the earth, and as having been from time to time erupted, playing an im portant part in the general disturb ances by which the frame-work of tne earth is supposed to have been constructed. The observations of JJaubrcc and Lerby, show that all true granite had been elaborated Avith water, under great pressure, at a temperature below molt inn- heat; that it had neither been ejected, nor had it formed a frame 1 ri a or a. mere are granites of all ages, and pi many kinds. Numer ous observations show that granite alternates with, and passes into stratified rocks, and must itself in sue! i c-ascss lie stratified rock; and that its production does not. hoppq. production does not neccs- sarily involve the destruction ar obliteration of all the stratilh rock with vhich it is nnr'ntn and cd it IS nccnfiotnd This view of the nature of o-ranite win greatly affect the theories of geoiogy." Annual of Scientific Discover its, 1868, p. 226.) fr.Yih not only ': greatly affect," but if sustained, will utterly ovcr- NO. turn'the whole fabric of infidel ge ology in all its parts cosmogony, development and chronology. It does not leave one stone upon another of the whole structure. The foundation facts alleged are false. The fundamental process is exactly contrary to that decided by the geologists. The time necessary for the conversion of stratified rock into granite in not so many months as the geologists have demanded millions of years. And the Avhoio business is a good specimen of tho scientific superstition which accepts improved and impossible theories as of sufficient importance to shako men's faith in the word of God. Such is an outline of the lecture. Of course ayc do not commit our selves to it, as ayc have not had opportunity to examine the author ities ; but Ave commend the subject to the careful investigation of all interested in the bearing of geology upon the Bible; since, if Dr. Pat terson's authorities are trustworthy, as they seem to be, this is nothing less than a revolution in Geology. 'Advance. CATS IS A QUEER AXIMAL. What under the sun possesses them to go about nights like roA' ing lions is more than. ayc can tell. Instead of doing their transactions in the daytime like honorable men, they go about at unseemly hours Avhen people Avould sleep, and in fliet much undue interruption upon sluraberers. In fact, their noctur nalings in this city are becoming too grieA'Ous to be borne. And avc respectfully petition Kennedy's clubs to light on the aforesaid felines, Avho have no mora feeling for a fellow than to get un der his AvindoAV at the dead hour of night, with melodies more re sembling the Boston Peaeej Jubilee than they do music. What they yawl and squall about is more than aa-c can understand. It shows tho tom-cat-foolishness of cats, and of ten leads us to exclaim in the lan guage of the Projhct: Why arc these things thus ? They remind u.s of the Pharisees, and therefore Ave say unto them, av lien you thus enter upon your de votions go into your closets secret ly, and do not make so much dis turbance to be heard of men. Just as if men would not know Avhat you were doing, or take any satis faction therefrom, or receive any benefits by them confeiring the aforesaid rites in the dead hour-of night. - - Oh cats, it is our opinion you arc a humbug! Hasten the time when cold weather shall aaain cause a demand for sausages, and blessed be the man Avho lirst in A ented fiddle-strings, thereby -hut ting your yaul and yaulop to some good purpose. It you arc hero Avhy don't you staA at home and not go visiting, to boo-loo over family troubles. AYhy go as it Avere into the neAvsapers Avith your little complaints? Why not be not take good adA'ice and warning, that your last end be not worse than your first? For if you do not cessate your midnight under the AvindoAV where Ave A-ainly at tempt repose, there aauII be maify things lighting down upon you, other than Horatio dreamed of in his philosophy. We Avould not be profane, "but at the same time in consideration of the unmusical musicians, wesav piii... i . i .. .. J uomiy- aim witnouc Hesitation, darn the cats ! And darn the habit of telling all they know when no cue cares about it. Pomeroy's Democrat. opncsymg is the order of the day. The Hickman (Ky.) Courier says Miss Susan Caroline Goodsey, the sleeping Avonder, died at her mother's home, some eight miles from Hickman, on Wednes day, July 14th. The history of Miss Goodsey is well knoATn to tho public, a statement of her Avondcr ful condition having been publish ed exU .'nsively by the press of tho United States. "At the time of her death, Miss Godsey, AA'as about 20 years cf age, and had been asleep, as described, about 14 years. She said the " sun Avill be a total eclipse on the 7th of August" (this is re markable, because parties assert that she could have had no knoAvl edge that this Avas according to calculation), "and that the sun would never shine as bright after that day; that this would indicate the end" of the world, Avhich AA'a3 I speedily approaching." A Bad Case. 1Yictor Emanuel cannot lie down for fear of as at tack of apoplexy. - i ! O o 0 O o O O I - 0 O o t- m nvOTXP TTC3ABV r