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A. 1'AKKKK. BELL & PARKER. DRUGGISTS, AND DKALEUS IN Chemicals, Patent Medicines, Paints, Perfumery, Oils, Varnishes, And every article kept in a Drug Store. Main Street. Oregon Git v. A. J. ilO.VKOE. IV. A. K. M ELLEN. MA.1S.I5.EjI2 WOlUi. . MONROE c MELLEN, Dealers in California, Vermont, and Italian Marbles, Obelisks, Moiiu- ments, Head and Foot stones, Salem Oregon. Mantles and Furniture Marble furni.hed to order. ( y;.t ANDREW WILLIS. . ff. HHOVOUTON. WILLIS & BR0UGHT0N. Raving' purchased the interest of S. Cram, in the well known LIVERY STABLE One door west of LxcelMor .Market. Oregon City, announce that they will at all times keep good horses ard carriages to let, at reasonable rates. Horses bought uud sold or kept by the day or week. Oregon Seed Store ! R. E. CHATFIELD, Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Garden and Field Seeds of arl Kinds. PllODCCE ANL COMMISSION. ' First street, Portland Ortgort, Near the Western. Hotel. Robinson & Lake --rTjLL CONTINUE THE STOVE AND V Tin-ware trade as usual, at the estaS i;Jl.J EMIGRANT STORE, C-irxer of front and &ilmon. a., Portland, Orvjon. OREGON CITY, OKE4KON, SATUiiBAX 1ECE3IBER-I0y 1868. I know a fnnny little man, As quiet as a mouse, , ' Who does the mischief that is done ' In everybody's house. - " Thera's no one ever sees his face, ' ' e : And yet we all agree. That every plate we break was cracked 1 By Mr. Nobody. 'Tis he who always tears our books Who leaves the door ajar ; He pulls the buttons from our shirts, And scatters pins afar. That squeaking door will always squeak. For, prithee, dou't you see, ' We leave the oiling to be done By Mr. Nubody? lie puts damp wood upon the fire, That kettles cannot boil ; His are the leet that bring in mud, And all the carpets soil. The papers always are mislaid ; Who bad them last, but he? There's no one tosses them about But Mr. Nobody. The finger marks upon the doors By none of us are made ; We never leave the blind unclosed, To let the curtains fade. The ink we never spill ; the boots That lying round you see, Are not our boots ! They all belong To Mr. Nobodv! MRS. O'FOGY'S SIPPER TABLE TALK. By the Author ot " 3Iiss Slimmin." TIIK SOUOSIS IS PISCt'.SSEI). Tea too strong ? Wfell, perhaps it is. 1 ordered it made of extra strength, to night, for, the fact is, I've received a nervous shock to-day, and I feel the need of a good strong cup of green tea. Guoicdcr ? Yes, at two dollars and a quarter a pound. "You are afraid if I drink too much of it I'll be blowing you up." Fogy, please dou't indulge iu any of your stale jokes, this evening. I do not feel in the spirit to appreciate them. I am sick astonished disgusted ! I don't dare to think what the world is coming to especially this city. Help me to a slice more of the cold chicken, lhe white meat, but don't ask me what's the matter. Well, il you must know, read that! or, here as your eyesight is failing. riI read it to you. I received it to day at two o'clock, just after you left the house. It has quite unnerved me. If people are going to fire bombshells into your house, they ought, at least, to give fair warning, so as not to up?et one's self-possession entirely. I've not been fit for anything this afternoon. Prepare yourself for a great surprise, Fogy, for if you were to guess all "night you'd never think what it is. j SOROS1S. i The object of this association is to pro-) :mote agreeable aud useful relations be-: ' Itween women of literary and artistic: ttastcs. It is entirely independent of sec-: :tionalism or partisanship, it recognizes: ! women of thought, taste, intelligence.cul-: Iture.and humanity, everywhere, particu-: :larly where these qualities have found ex-; :pression in outward life and work. : : It aims to establish a sortof FreeMason-: :ry among wonicu of similar pursuits, to: : render them helpful to each other, and : Ibridgeover, in some degree, the barrier: :whicli custom and social etiquette place." ;in the way of friendly intercourse, it af-: : fords an opportunity for the discussion.: ."among women, of the new facts and prin-: ;ciples which are constantly being evolved: ; the results of which promise to exert a; :mst Important influence on the future of; ; woman and the welfare of society. ; : 0 : New York, 1S8S. : Mr. O. FOGY: : : You are invited to attend the first: ; meeting at Delmonico's, on Monday, 20th: .April. Lunch. at $1 to each person.wines; ;extra, will be served at 1 r. m. A lady: ;will receive 3-our card at the door, and; ( introduce you. 1 -' Ry order of the j- ( Committee. ) There ! can the boldness nnd inven tion of the nineteenth century pro duce anything new after that 1 A Woman's Club ! "When I've been told of married men belonging to snch things, and leaving their own wives to dine alone, while they took dinner, and had what they called for, and did what they pleased, I've said our country would go to ruin. And now the women have taken it up ! and, forsooth, they must go to Dcl- monico' ! Oh, of course ! French habits, and French tastes, and French toilets, and French lunches. Lunch! at one o'clock! No. I thank vou ; I take my dinner at that hour, and always expect to, so loug as I've cou trol of my own house. And what can they get for a dollar at Delmon ico's ? tea and toast, I suppose, or a sandwich. Thank my stars, I'm not reduced to sandwiches yet ! It's all very well to begin modestly, but a bat can see what it'll lead on to. Don't tell me they are going to stick to tea and toast ! They'll be having champagne before the end of a year champagne and pickled oysters, lobster-salad and a billiardtable. Don't tell me! If the women once get the bit in their mouths, m thai stylte, the Lord alone knows where they'll bring np. I don't understand why they , sbouid have sent thdr cards to me. Pm not literary, I don'i approve of literatnre for the female sex. If a woman ; has a Lasbatid, that's enough. If she hasn't, there's her needle, and her trust In Providence. - These have been sufficient ? for the rri' since the world began, and what the" fuss is about now, I dotrV comprehend. I suppose I can? guess why they have invited me." They want my in fluence. They wish to give an air of respectability to their dreadful so ciety and they know very well that if Mrs. Grundy and I hold aloof, it will be up-hill work with them ; but they'll never have the light of my countenance. Member, indeed ! "When I cease to be a member of my own church and the Missionary Society, I may become a heathen outright and join that new-fangled, wlmt-is-it-they-call it? Sorosis! That's all Greek to me, Fogy. You think it ought to be pronunced " Sorrow-sis." "Well, I cannot even jest about it. I feel as if things were coming to too serious a pass. We have lived a good while, Oliver, and seen a good many things ; I notice people begin to call you " Old Fogy," which isn't very re spectful, I must say ; and you've ta ken to spectacles, and I've put on a headdress, and am looking forward to a cap ; we've lived some time and witnessed some changes but a Wo man's Club ! Didn't I say it ! Didn't I tell you there would be no bounds, when the Bloomcrites come out in trousers, and some of 'cm went to practising medicine ? Actually had the im modesty to study medicine and to set themselves up for doctors of women and children ! I'd like to know what I'd do without my doctor, Fogy. You know, very well, what a com fort he's been to me ; his very pres ence acts like a charm, while one of those little quack ducks would drive nie into the hysterics. A Woman's Club ! and what do you think will come of it, Fogy ? " It appears to be for the purpose of enabling intellectual and intelligent ladies to enjoy a higher-order of con versation than is afforded in society ; to give them opportunities for dis cussing subjects bearing upon the welfare of the sex !" Fiddlesticks, Fogy ! any one with the least knowl edge of her sex knows what those subjects will be. I'll tell you the re sult. They'll talk about the fashions that's what it'll amount to. They'll meet for the noble purpose of criticiz ing each other's dresses; and the lady who is so unfortunate as to pre sent herself for membership in a last I month's bonnet, will be tlack -balled. It's as natural as for water to run down hill. They'll all put ou their best things, and they'll go there, and look at each other out of the corners of their eyes ; and every woman will feel that it is as much as her life's worth to be behind the Style ; and they'll all come in a new rig to each meeting, and the consequences will be that their husbands and brothers will hae to furnish a more frightful amount of money than ever, to satisfy the extravagance into which they will rush. They'll squeeze all thee money they can out of the men, and thcn they'll go there and turn round, iu their flounces and lace shawls, aud turn up their noses at t heir poor pro tectors, and slander them frightfully. Good gracious, Fogy ! if you could be hidden under the table at DeU monico's and just hear what they did say, your blood would boil I know it. You would h'ear yourself, and others like you, made out to be ty rauts aud simpletons; yoa would learn that women alone were blessed with brains, and that man is a mere grosser animal, made, like the horse and ox, to labor for the benefit of an ungrateful female world. You would see those wonderful brains supporting the weight of equally wonderful bon nets half as big as your hand ; and you would see their ethereal wearers coming down from the heights of some'subtle discussion of the last nuance in color, or the wick edness of the male sex, and calling for fate de fois gras, and bottles of Widow- Cliquot, as easily as if they .had been bred to the bar. If any woman, with a lingering remnant of conscience, should rise and seek to defcud the men, in general or partic ular, moved by the memory of a con siderate husband or a fond father, she would be snuffed out quicker than an old-fashioned candle. A Woman's Club t Fogy, hand me the pickles! If the old maids, or the uneasy wives, or the pert widows, want to form such a society, where tbey tan rail ai the men, aud Bit in judgment on one another's hair-dye and face powder, let Am fight if out; but, for women with families, just imagine it, Fpgy ! . Just imagine me coming home from the. Club, about the time your supper ought to be ready, my bonnet a little on one side of my head from having: become too much exhilarated over my cups of tea and with such a small - idea of men iu general, and of yon in particu lar, that the first thiug I do is to box your ears, bounce you down ou an ottoman and tell you not to speak until supper's ready ! Having dined on lobster salad el cetera, I don't feel hungry, and countermand your order to the cook to have broiled oysters. When tea is ready, I allow you to sit at the foot of the table, and treat you to thin slices of bread and butter and sponge cake, while I expatiate on the good things of Delmonico's, not forgetting his cigars, and warn you that you must be prudent in your expenses, as it costs a great deal to keep up the Club, and I've lost rath er heavily at the pretty game of try ing to outdress Mrs. Basbleu. Now, you know the men have served their wives so, generation after generation, and if the women go to getting up clubs, it's likely they will follow the only precedent they have. The im pertinent thing? will be just bold enough to say " Turn about's fair play." If there's any stockings darned after this, you'll find the men will have to darn 'em ! Mark my words ! before five years have passed over our heads, you'll see fathers of familes coming home early from busi ness in order to make time to darn the children's stockings. Nor that isn't the worst, Fogy ! Hand me the pepper-sauce, waiter. You'll find 'em up in the nursery tying np lumps of sugar in rags, while they rock the cradle with one foot, and sing distractedly " Hufh-a-bv baby, a-bnb! Hush it don't scream so, oh, don't! When mamma comes home from the Club You shall drink from the ma-a-tcrual fouut." You may thank your stars, over and over, Oliver Fogy, that your wife is the woman she is, or who knows but you might see me yet, with my heels in the window of some big corner house on Fifth Avenue, rolling a pa per cigarette, and passing remarks on the young gentlemen as they went by. For it'll come to that ! These wicked, restless, dissatisfied creatures will have a Club-House of their own, next ; and it'll be tip top or nothing. I heard one of them say they'd been kept down so long that, when the pressure was removed, they'd go' up with a vengeance. I told her, ' Yes, they were like a lot of balloons, filled with gas ; they needed a network of ropes to keep 'em in their places, and the men had furnished the ropes. As soon as these were cut, I'd like to know where they'd be ?" And she screamed out " Free ! free to roam the boundless spaces of ether !" And I answered, " Yes, till the gas leaks out." I had her there ! She look ed as flat as a pancake. I don't know but I'll go to their meeting, after all. I would, were I not afraid of getting my name in the papers. Thank Heaven! Mr. and Mrs. O. Fogy don't meet with that misfortune very often ! Tbey don't get our names to lead off their peti tions for this, that, and the other abominable new-fangled ' right." I've heard the next thing they were going to petitiou for is to have the word " obev" taken out of the wo- man's part of the marriage-ceremony in the prayer-book," and put into the man's. Now, when I was married I promised to obey my husband. What's that, Fogy 1 " Never kept my promise " Well, that was because 1 wa3 the bigger, stronger, aud smar ter of the two. It wasn't in nature that I should be ruled by you ! I believe I've always had my own way in this world in mast things certain ly, as far as you were concerned, Fogy. It isn't the 'practice 1 advo cate, it's the principle. But, as I was saying, I've half a mind to attend their meeting, if for no ;other object than to give them the benefit of my opin ion. When they had all expressed themselves, and I'd found out just what their, objects were and what they proposed to do, and seen what they had for lunch, and how the Presidentess behaved herself, and if the majority were up to the latest spring styles not that I've a grain of curiosity abotn the affair, but just to satisfy myself of its badness then I'd rise and give them a few of my ideas. I'd tell them ladies had no more business with Clubs than babies i with epen jack-knives. What's that, Fogy? "Tell 'em they will never succeed, unless tbey admit a few men to" manage the affair !" What a fool you are! If men only icould mind their own business, both sides get along better. I'd tell them the name of a true wo man should nver appear in print but twice wheti she's married and when she's dead. That the only object of her ambition should be, to be respectable that she should .shrink with horror from anvthing which, even for a mo ment, should compromise her eminent respectability in the eyes of the world, no matter what helpless and down-trodden victims were crying to her ivt aid. I would point out the way to attain to the acme of this holy object of her aspirations al ways to have those shirt-buttons sewed on, always to talk as if she were fond of knitting, to be . regular in her attendance at the sewing so ciety, to have a new bonnet when her neighbors., had theirs, to have her minister to tea four times a year, to have plenty of ruffles and scallops on her children's pantalettes, and to al ways affirm, distinctly and firmly, when the subject is brought up, that she has no rights which a husband is bound to r.e.-'pect. These rules, followed faithfully, will secure to her all which she re quires. " Groiciiig eloquent P Well, Fogy, this is the only subject on which eloquence in one of my sex is admissable. I believe I've always been respectable. I take pride in my position, and I feel that I've rea son to be proud of it. When I was a girl, I was mighty high-strung, and a little high-fiown, too. Cut, my good mother impressed upon me that a woman's mission was to be respec table. She taught me to bhrink from anything improper. I gave up climb ing fences when I was a very little girl, because it was improper for a girl. When the boys were romping and enjoying themselve?J I worked my sampler, and reflected upon what a nice little lady I was. When I was older, I believed I had talent as an artist. But, if I painted por traits, I might have to paint some of the male sex. Aly mother did not approve of it ; so I gave up the thought, and have since contented myself with embroidering flowers and drawing pictures ou the slate for my children. What's that? Now, Fogy, that's a vile slander ! I never painted. I'm sure I always had natural color enough and to spare. Because vou found a pink saucer which I used for paintincr roses, you must twit me of it., ' What was it in my dressing bu reau for ?" Where else should it be, pray ? You've that prying, insinuat ing disposition, I declare I feel like driviug you out of my house a dozen times a day. ' Not my house ?" Did I ever ! I guess you're mistaken there! Thank the Lord, a woman can hold property in her own right, nowadays. If you say that again, it will be a good while before you set foot in it. My house, indeed ! Don't you see I'm waiting for you to serve the custard? I've a mirid. not to give you another drop of tea this night. Your house, indeed I If you hadn't interrupted, I'd been through with what I wished to say by -this time. But men's tongues are hung in the middle, and go at both ends. As I was saying, I was high-strung in my young days, but, in the desire always to be the pink of propriety, I've pretty well overcome my natural temper. I may scold you and brow beat you, Fogy, but I don't let any body know it. If you was to ask my dearest friend, now, which was the master of this" house, she'd say you, were. I've always allowed the world to sunnose that my very thoughts were regulated by your opinion, while the truth is, as you know too well, that i don't care a fig for it. i You needn't groan, unless you've eaten too much of that cold stuffing. I've made you a good wife, of the or thodox kind. There isn't a hole as big as an eyelet m any one ot your stockings, nor a cobweb in this house from garret to cellar, nor a better lace shawl than mine in our church. I never sCap you up before people ; all my lectures are curtain lectures. I don't countenance Women's Rights; l wouldn't vote if the ballot-box was on the lamp-post iu front of my house. I've got all the rights I want, so long as I can shake you till your teeth chatter, and you daren't say your soul's your own, uuless I give you permission. What1? "Dress you up in my clothes, and give you my card, and let you go in my place !" Well, if tnere s anytnmg ou eanu mai uuij pitiable it's the base curiosity of the male sex ! Ever since Adam teased Eve to give him the apple-core, he's beeu tagging around after her, trying to find out what she's about. You'd look well trying to manage a train, wouldn't you ? " On a train I'7 Yes, and have everybody else on it. Bat I wouldn't care so much for the ruin of my dress as I would for the ruin of my reputation, if you should try to speak for me, which you'd be jast foolish enough to attempt. I don't believe in women speakiug in public; but I should hate to employ you to take my place. You'd go to flatter ing up every pretty member of that Sorosis, and you'd become one of 'em the first chance they gave yon, instead of setting them dowu as tbey deserve. No, thank you, Fogy, I don't choose to be- represented by gou. , . A, woman's Club. Well ! well ! well ! As if the Sewing Society had outlived its day of usefulness, and the female sex must go to investing some other , medium of communication. Meet for '' mutual improvement !" Doesn't the Sewing Society meet for mutual improvement 7 1 should like to be told if any one of its members ever did anything she hadn't ought to that it Mas not discussed and- what did you say ? " ciissed ?" Oh, you wicked, wicked man ! ' Only echoed my loord ?" It's no use reasoning with you, Fogy, only please don't interrupt so often. Men should be seen and not heard, especially at' table. Yes, we enjoyed the benefits of mutual com munion in those good old days. We told all the stories we heard about each other, we criticized each other's clothes, and passed judgment on each other's conduct, and thus kept society in order, and made women look sharp to what they did, while, at the same time, we made up flan nels for those poor little heathen, who were all, as the missionaries told L us, in statu quo, or something to that .effect it's rather indelicate for a wo man to nnderstand Latin, so I'm not certain I've got it right. I suppose it means like statues, which usually have uot so many garments as they ought to have. Yes, we didn't sew with our tongues idle, I assure you I mean we didn't talk with our fingers idle, and I don't know what cau be desired more improving. And we didn't go to a hotel for our suppers. We had tea and biscuits and lady cake, and the gentlemen to join us in the evening and see us home. " If that Sorosis expects to get along without the gentlemen to see it home, it won't live long; that's my opinion, so long as human nature is human nature, and women are what they are. " You should not think there would be any temptation to extravagance in dress at the Club, since gentlemen are excluded." Then you never made a greater mistake In your life, Fogy. It's a fallacious notion, that women dress to please the men. They do no such thing! They dress to spite eath other. The ouly jealousy they are ever guilty of, is jealousy of each oth er's clothes. LaWs! if they dressed to please the gentlemen, don't they know they'd be just as charming in a pink lawn as in a pink silk, only so that the stuff was soft and pretty ifi color, and set well to their nice fig ures. A girl can break a young fel low's heart with a twd dollar muslin rightly made up, but she can't break the hearts of the other girls in her set with anything less than a two hundred dollar satin! And tliaCs the way it, will be at that Sorosis, mind my word. A Woman's Ci.rn! Well, Well, well, well! You suppose they con sider that a knock-down. argument in favor of their rights? Fogy, how of ten have I told you that punning has been pronounced the very lowest spe cies of wit? It never ran iu our fam ily, thank goodness ! We consider it as improper to be funny as to be radical. I was never funny in my life. "Except the time of that alarm of fire next door, when -yoil threw our infant out of the window, but stopped to take your hair out of papers before you could make your appearance to see what had become of it. If the firemen had not cavght oiir little Olla, icel have been " Come, come, Fo gy, that's staler than last week's bread. It a woman can't do as she pldases with her own curl papers, things have come to a pretty pass! If you ever refer to that again, Oliver Fogy, I don't know but I shall be furious enough to "join the Clubl" THE GUAWD CANAL IN CHINA. About 100 miles south of Shanghai is the great city of Ilang-chow-foo, on a large stream which coriies down from the hills of the eastern prov inces of the Empire. At that city the Great or Imperial Canal com mences, running across the meadows in a northwesterly direction to Soo chow, a city which is about 10 miles west of Shanghai, one of the ancient cities of the Empire. Before the re bellion it had a population estimated at 3,000,000, but it is much less than that now. Fronl SoochoW the Grand Canal runs in still the same direction, and communicates with the Yang te-z'e at the city of Chin Kiang, near the northern bend. We shall reach this city by and by, but for the pres ent we will think of the Yang te-ze and its connections. There are no obstacles on the north bank, no need of locks, and so the grand, artificial water way the noble monument of the ancient cirilization continues on an hundred miles further to the Whang-ho, or Yellow River, and then on to Pekin. I have said that it goes to the Yellow River, a state ment which needs a little elaboration The map which lies before me gives the the YelloW river as emptying into the Yellow Sea, and I suppose that all of the school atlases give that as the butlet; but I am informed thai the larger volume of the water of that river empties into the Gulf of Pechill, through hundreds of creeks and sluioe ways. 6.' We might step on board one of these queer river cjrafr, Spread the' fatten sails, t6rri tip(th6 grand canaf at the northern, bend of t&.a'i'ang-te-ze and tome 6'at at Pekifr, or at fifty' outlets along thectfT" gaining the main channel of the, fellow river work our way one thotfsand miles dtfo west from the' Sea, then turning north four hundred miles, vie shodia pa'sS the great Wall, erttef Mctogolia, sail three or fou hundred miles in' that county and re-enter China and trav-' erse the northwest . proyinfcei! 6f the Empire. . ' ; As yet nothing is jencvvn' as tt the practicability of navigating these northern streams b? steam", but hefo are junks loaded with salt for the Manchtls of Tartary, junks bound fo'r Pekin. During the war between the Allies arid Chiiia the city of Ching1 Kiang was taken by thfc naval forces; and the whole northern provinces felt the blow at once, for' it stopped all trade between the north and South. But turning once Ltofe to the Yang te-ze we see it running through! the heart of the Empire. If e may' steam from the city of Cm'ng Kiahg with a southwest general course al most to the bbtindary of Burnian. It has been: explored by Capt. Blaik- stone; of the royal navy, 1,782 miles from Shanghai. It is navigable for' seagoing steamers for 1,1 10 miles. No one kno'wS how far beyond that steamers like th6se of the Mississippi might penetrate, but probably td Thibet; perhaps to Turkestan. The entire length Of ths Stream is not far from 3,000 miles. We meet great rafts of bathbotf and timber with houses unon them which have floated down from the western provinces of the Empire. The raftsmen, till .reaching IJaiikow; never 5a w a steamboat, and they cart do nothing but stare wondering and amazed at the apparition of a boat rolling on wheels up Streatn 12 milcS an hour. They will hate marvelous stories to tell when they get back to their far distant homes. Looking at this great river, and its' branches the llati; Ming and Ligg on the north, the Kiang On the south, with their branches -it is plain dbat these water vrajs ere to play a very important part in the progress of Civiliratiotf. In this respect the' Yang-te-ze will Surpass all other fivers upon the globe. The tides 6'f Civilisation of trade and commerce set directly across the Mississippi; but the Yan-te-ze is the great artery of this Empire, with a course directly along the lines of latitude. As yet modern civilization has barely ob tained a foothold in fhe Empire five ports opened to trade permission to go up to Hankow With steamers. Missionaries may o Where they please, for they are looked upon as inoffensive persons. The Chinese" Government has been wise enough to take foreigners into its customs ser vice, and to1 require some Chinese to acquire foreign languages, and has further exhibited its wisdom by op pointing Mr. Burlingajiie as Envoy to Western natijo3. We are going towards the heart of the empire to-dav. in a steamer rriilt on the Hudson, propelled by an en gine from the hands Of New York mechanics, our Captain a clear-htaded Yankee from Cape Ann, ithd vfre are brought face ttj face with questions Of the future. What part is America to play on this Continent ? San Francisco and the valley Of the Col- rimbii which is to bt the New' lung land of the Pacific coast are twenty- hve days distaut. IVext yeaf" JteW York will be one month from" Shang hai. What is to be the. measure of influence of American ideas polit ical, social, moral and religions in this laud ? More important what measure of influence is China to have upon America ? Sixty to eighty thousand Chinamen already in Cali- brnia and Oregon, one thousand Americans, perhaps, in all China. The steamers of the Pacific Mail are crowded with Chinamen. Every sail ing ship bound to San Francisco car ries a fall complement Of Chinese passengers. Four hundred sailed trom Hong Kod m one vt-ssel. America has 35,009,000 inhabitants, China 400,000,000. In China every inch of land is occupied ; here, mil lions t'f uCrts are waiting for the coming ot the cultivator. We call Astor, Yafiderbilt and Belmont money kings, bfit there are merchants iu China rich enough to buy up a half dozen of the wealthiest men of the United States, whose money bags are heavier than thOsei of the Rothschild3 As Vet the' West is tributary to the East. China compels us to bring our silver to hef coffers. She is powerful enough to keep the balance of trade against us. . Is there power and vitality enough in the United States to affect this inert mass? Is there not reason to" fear that the emigration of Chinamen to America Will serve as a drag upon our own progress ? Is there power enough in the great democratic mill to grind up the odds and ends of all lands to reduce Ireland, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Eng land, Scotland, Italy, Africa, Mex?cc and China to common pulp 1 Shall we have at the last broadcloth et shoddy 7 . o O o o o "J i 1 ;,0 r i mr TUNCROFT LIBRARY, -TTT-ITt-TCV"