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THE DALLES DAILY CHRONICLE, TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 1921.
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THE DAILY CHRONICLE
Bsiaousnea lSSU ino vanes, yrw.
The Dalles, Ore.
Published Every Evening Except Sunday.
by tho Chronicle Publishing company Inc
Ben R. Lltfln
Alvln L. Uucklln
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Editor
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focond class matter.
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SMALL NATIONS' FRIEND
The treaty with Colombia has been
ratified. By it the government of tn
United States agrees to pay Colom-
bia a sum of 125,000,000 for conces
sions granted in tho Paniuuu canal
zone.
The whole matter of puyment rests
upon an agreement entered Into with
Colombia prior to the secession o
Panama and the setting up of u separ
ate government by the Panamana.
iWe are little concerned with tho
technicalities of the case. The ntg
point is that Colombia held the Unit
ed States to the payment of $26,
000,000. Opponents of the treaty call
ed nils sum demanded by Colombia
blackmail and extortion.
nowever, payment of the sum pr
vided for by tho passage of tho treaty
is likely to do a great amount or
good to the United Stale. Had tho
United States refused payment and
'been within her legal and moral
rights In so doing, Colombia would
have become very busy anu spread a
distorted tale of how tho great United
.states, preaching equality and fair
dealing with small nations, had de
liberately buncoed Colombia out of a
vast sum due the South American r
public. .Now all tho world by token of rati
fication of the treaty providing pay
ment of $25,000,000 for rights secured,
may know of u cortuinty that the Unit
ed States not only preaches fair doa'
inc towards small nations, but applies
her own lesson,
Onco more the United States show.
herself the friend of small national
ities. SPOONING PARK
Boy, puge the reformers!
Louis II. Chapman, water commia
sloner of Kansas City, Kan., has of
ficially decreed that Kansas City
shall have a Cupid's park.
Spooning is condemned in other
city parks. Consequently Kansus
City young men and women are hav
ing a hard tlmo making lovo after
the Immemorial custom which re
quires a quiet nook, a park bench
and a fair amount of darkncJss.
Hut Chupmun Is u first aid cupld.
Ho proposes to Bet aside 11 um-.m
of lind to bo converted Into e. sjmou- ,
mg park. Nooks will he built,
benches and swings, capacity for
two, will bo Installed.
Yes, tho reformers aro to grlevo
for many moons, tl Is simply tor-
rible when young men aud women
follow their natural bend and nmko ,
lovo In a park. Hut there Is one ray
of comfort lu it all ovou for tho
reformers. Those of us who have
spooned in park nooks when the
moon wasn't too bright, have grown
up to bo fairly decent men and wo-
men. Chapman's park may not be
such a bad scheme after all.
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MAY DO GREAT HARM
By being (oo drastic, we often de
feat the end sought.
Without doubt, tho Young Emer
gency Turiff bill will be passed by
congress shortly, It la a measure de
signed to afford tho fanners of this
; nation relief from prevent low prices
end stagnating market. It Is a virtual
embargo against Imports of wheat, J
wo1' moats nnd agricultural pro
ducts of foreign nations. Thus, it
HD thi if ,. i..
"- " bwuuo mc win
out of competition with American
grown produce,
that there will be
. ...
native goods and
without competitive bidding, the
farmers can get about what they
want in reason for their crops.
Tho farmers, be it known,
a,.3
deserving a wrofit for their hard
.eoI mu.. u u
I "u uaiv. 1 111-7 llttru JIUL uuuu
getting it. What profit now accrues is
in the main gobbled up by specu
lators in the foodstuff and other
products of the orchard and field
and range.
The farmers must be relieved. But
how?
Tho Young Emergency Tariff bill ,
i
was built all right. But the reaction
from it will In all probability defeat
tii mirnnun f th mnciiw
, ,,, . ,
With a view to providing American
.... .r. n nMi.n i, - km p.... .
unmet, u. mum,,-!,, u uui wib Hum-
ed. What happens? Those countries
which in time past have found ready
market, in Mm tTnitnri stair. fnr th
surplus agricultural goods raised,
will be hurt by tho bill. Their goods
aro ruled out.
In retaliation, they now purpose
to pass tariff bills similar to the
Young resolution which will bar
American goods out of the markets
of their land and prevent American
goods competing in their home coun
tries.
Thus while American farmers may,was made on Wednesday by Judge
be afforded a higher price at home
and a better market at home, their
world market is summarily cut off
by these retaliatory tariffs. '
Framed to help the farmer in this
time of depression, the Young Emer- j
gency tariff may do more harm than,
good to the agricultural intercity Of
the United States.
AGAINST BAD LUCK
They .make one evcty minute, ac
cording to tested testimonials.
Professor E. I. Bagonyery t lias
been working in 'conjunction with
this '.r.ct for some time. But hU mar
ket has now been reined. Prot'e t tor
E. ,', Bagonyery, be it known, until
very recently sold good luck pow
ders.
Charged with pretending witch
craft, the good professor is now held
in jail, back in New York, unable
to furnish $1000 bail demanded by
Justice of tho Peace Sedam. Mrs.
Hilda Hobschoit put an end to the
professor's magic powders, Sno
charges that the disciple of hocus j
pocus sold her a powder for $5 1
wnicn ne guaranteeu was sure to
bring her good luck. Although agned j
with tho powder, Mrs. Hobschoit
said Bhe was not Immune to imme-'1
dlate
trouble. Her pocketbook con
taining $13 was stolen.
Yes, you aro laughing at gullible
Mrs. Hobschoit. But why laugh? Sho
was just following a universal urge
to escape as much of tho unpleasant
as possible, to secure as much hap
piness us possible.
However, powders will not Insure
such un ond. Tho power to ellmlunte
bud luck and bring good luck lies
within ourselveB. Talents havo been
given us by an All-W;iso Creator. It
we choose wo may develop them and
bring prosperity and happiness to
ourselves and do the world a true
service. It wo develop our minds so
that we reason logically and do tho
right thing at tho right time, wo
will in all likelihood escape much
tnut ls pleannt, and bring to our
lot ,m,ch that makes for harmony
"ml nui'Plness. It wo take cognl-
""c tho fuel that human bodies
st be cared for and exercised
properly and tho mind kept in a
U't ' optimistic thought, we'll
wl 11 measure of health which will
bnulsh bad luck.
The old Romans sought to bring
good luck to themselves by making
sacrifices to the pagan gods. Mrs.
Hobschoit goes the ancients one bet
ter aud puts ' her faith in powders
sold at $5 a piece.
Let us, friend, look within for the
power which will avert so-called bad
luck. Let us develop self.
If Germany would engage In th?
boot legal business, she wouldn't
have to worry as to how the repar-
of the allies would
is be met.
LOOKING BACKWARD
(From The Chrnnlplp. Anrll 2fi. 18Qfil
Tho Buchler well is down 107, feet.'
They are now drilling in granite.
Sklbbo has a runner on the boat,
and now all the hotels are renre
1 6 '
The Wasco warehouse has received
' about one hundred .sacks of wool so
far this season.
The corset factorv has moved over
i the old Chronicle office and is now
running a full force of operators
The Dietzel Brothers, have nearly
finished the construction of a neat
i little sailing boat, which will be
launched in the river soon.
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Mr Henry Dietzel recently sent
out a man to his Tunnel mine near
Mt. Hood, about twnety-five miles
from this city. He went over the
ridge where the snow was eight feet
deep. There is four feet on a level
at the claim.
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' Rev. Li. Grey will hold English
Lutheran service in O. D. Taylor's
1 church on Sunday morning at 10
o'clock, and in the evening at 7:30.
At 3 p. m. uev. urey will noid a
German service at the same place,
The best bowling record so far
Drad3h1a1W' "orf 5 po'ntf ut
a possible 90. Previous to that Mr.
c p stephens was champion with
49 points to his credit. Of the ladies
Mrs. C. F. Stephens scored 19 out
of a possible 45.
OLCOTT MAY 8END
DELEGATION TO WASHINGTON
(Chronicle's Washington Bureau.)
WASHINGTON, April 26 The Ore
gon congressional delegation has ad
vised Governor Olcott that land ex
change legislation could not be sue-
Classified advertising- 1 cent per woco
each insertion. If Inserted times or
mora, 3-4 cent a word. Monthly publi
cation rates on application at the office.
FOR RENT
FOR RENT Furnished
West Third street.
room,
116
M2
FOR RENT Two nicely furnished
housekeeping rooms. No children.
Inquire 302 Court street. 23
POR KENT Room with boavd in
modern home. Lady or gentleman,
Telephone red 3491. 1000 Fulton
street. 28
FOR RENT Three-room furnished
apartments at 400 West Third
street. Telephone main 3471. 26
FOR RENT Furnished housekeep
ing room nnd bedroom. 518 Fulton
Btreet. 26
FOR RENT That large, comfortable
furnished housekeeping room you
will find at 115 East Second street,
up stairs. 27
FOR RENT Nice, large, airy parlor
bod room, two beds, eath and tele
phone. Very coiy lor two gentlemen,
also one large single bedroom at
420 West Second street. Telephone
black 1402. 30
FOR RENT Furnished apartment
two larce rooms and sleeping porch
down stairs. Other Bleeping porches,
sleeping room, and garage, Verv
reasonable. Telephone red 3991. 28
POh tALK
FOR SALE Team of mares, five and
six years old, broke and well match
ed. Farmers' Feed barn. 2
FOR SALE One nearly new 3J-tou
Republic truck. A barguln. J. L.
Kelly, telephone red 4601. 28
FOR SALE Large uad small farm
and orchard tracts. Reasonable
prices, good terms. W. C. Hanna,
Dufur, Ore. IStf.
FOR SAiUS 107 acres land on Five
Mile creek fenced hog-tight, plenty
wood and water, good alfalfa or
garden ground. C. J. Corson, 320
East Second street, The Dalles,
Oregon. 27wl7
FOR SALE Small house, lot 50x100,
water on lot aad good gardes. $H0.
Terms If aeeeaaary. Bee R. H. flak,
sixteenth and Bridge streets. SS
- atlon demands
CHRONICLE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
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cessfully pushed unless the state of
Oregon sent representatives here for
a conference with administration of
ficials.
I Tie was told thnt fht first ns.qlqt
ant secretary of the interior and other
officials had been consulted, but were
disposed to proceed with the propos-
ed exchanes aPd were opposed to
J any amentnienis. xney will, nowever,
j grant hearings to Oregon delegations
nere- DUt suggest tnat tnese confer-
- ences be held within two weeks to
prevent delays in administration.
(Oregon .senators and congressmen
are anxious that spokesmen familiar
with California-Oregon land grant
conditions should come here to tire
j sent the case, as it is impossible to
get legislation through without the
Indorsement of the administration
and they have not indicated a change
of attitude.
The Oregon congressional group
here explained the history of the '
memorial received from the Oregon I
legislature, but the department of !
interior wanted additional facts to'
support the allegations.
MOVIE MOVES
"Brewster's Millions"
He had money to burn but couldn't
seem to burn it.
This condition of affairs is so un
usual in present day life that it seems
an utter impossibility and right here
is the essence of the Paramount pic
ture, "Brewster's Millions." Although
the situations themselves are scream-'
ingly funny, "Fatty" Arbuckle, -who '
plays the role of 'Monte Brewster,
just doubles and trebles their laugh-
producing qualities. In fact this
weighty commedian does some of the
best work of his career in this Para
mount picture, and in viev of his
past successes, this Is rather a broaa
statement. Nevertheless it is a very
true one, as all who have seen
"Brewster's Millions" wHl testify.
The story was first written as a
book by the well known author,
George Barr McCutcheon, and it was
such a success that it was at ocm
FOR RENT Sleeping rooms,
East Fourth;
607
26
FOR SALE Flowering plants, per
ennial phlox, callo'psis, achillla, 909
Bluff street. 26
FOR SALE Bulck 4, just overhauled,
in first class mechanical repair.
(Telephone black 6822. 28
POR SALE Dry oak wood; old cK,
$11.50. Second growth, $12.50. Deliv
ered. Call 30F22, after 6 p. m. tf
' FOR SALE OR TRADE For car or
what have you? Lot 122x210 feet
pn south H street. Address C. C.
King, 932 East Sherman street,
Portland. 27
FOR SALE 1500 Overland truck .n
goodshape. New tires. Price, $175,
if taken at once. The Dalles Garage.
26
FOR SALE 1917 model Oldsmobile
"8," first class conditon. Six now
cord tires. A bargain for cash or
terms. Telephone or write Paul
Chllders. 29
FOR SALE Horses. 1 have a number
of good horses for sale cheap.
Read's Feed store, east end of Sec
ond street, telephone black 5211.
20tf
FOR SALE Attractive four room
house, lot 100x120; Ninth street,
pavement paid. A very good buy
at $2100, half cash.
DARNIELLE BROS.
405 Washington (Main 6831. 26
FOR SALE Four room plastered
house, purchaser to move It from
the lot. Price $525. Five room plas
tered house, most of the modern
conveniences, fruit and level lot on
Webster street, $2500. Ten acres,
1 miles from the city, new bunga
low, plenty of water, three acres
of fruit, seven acres alfalfa, $4250.
Dalles Realty company, telephone
black 6691. 27
FOR SALE Owing to the high fertil
ity and increasing demaBi tor
Rhode Island Red hatching eggs I
will held my special pea together
during April. All orders cared for
at $1.90 per II or $ per huadred.
Fred Cypaere, R. F. D. No. 3, tele
paoae red JU. US
dramatized, taking its place among
the great stage successes of the day.
In its present form afi a picture play,
"Brewster's Millions" is an adapta
tion .of both the book and the play. In
this way it becomes even funnier than
the stage version, which of necessi
ty had to eliminate many scenes
which contained innumerable laujjus
"Fatty" Arbuckle Is too well known
to screen fans to necessitate au in
troduction and the manner In which
he disposes of the joys and worries
of Monte Brewster is a positive de
light. In fact, wherever "Brewster's
Millions" has been shown, it has prov
ed to be one of the great successor
of the year.
In addition to the four other prices
THE MARYHILL FERRY IS RUNNING
From Grants, 20 Miles East of The Dalles, to Maryhlll
Daily from 7 a. m. to 9 p. m.
EXCELLENT ROADS PAVED TO GOLDENDALE
MARYHILL FERRY CO.
Special Trips Arranged ' Phone Goldendale 312X
Peoples Transfer Co.
QUICK DELIVERY SERVICE
EXPRESS AND DRAY AGE
Furniture and Piano Moving
Stand at Glenn's Paint Store Main 3721
Residence Phone Red 1811
HARRY L. CLUFF
CRANDALL UNDERTAKING CO
Wasco The Dalles Dufur
LULU D. CRANDALL, Manager
Bert Thomas, Assistant Manafer
Licensed Embalmers, Established 1M7
Woman Attendant
Mrs. M. J. Wlllerton
Telephone Red 171
Motor Equipment
FOR SALE Lard and malt barrels. ,
300 outside sugar sacks; Oregon
Bakery. 26 ;
FOR SALE OHERRYWOLD. Three
quarters of an acre overlooking city
and mountains near high school and
pavement Large fruit trees of all
kinds with small fruits, gardens,
and shady lawns. Cherries alone
bring fine returns. Pleasant ramb
ling house of five rooms and bath.
Modern plumbing. Also detached
house, large woodshed, barn and
chicken bouse. A city home and
ideal country estate combined. Two
thousand down will handle. Inquire
owner, C. F. Spaulding, 414 West
Twelfth street. 26
WANTED
WANTED Dairy, farm or orchard
work by experienced man. Write J.
E. 84, Chronicle. 27
WANTED To mow your lawns, fix
up your flowers or any other kind
of work to keep busy and make
money honestly. Use the telephone.
L. A Mathews, 502 West Eighth
street, telephone red 3651. tf
WANTBD Clean cotton rags at The
Chronicle office, five cents per
pound. tf
WANTED To sell, rent and repair
typewriters and sewing machines.
Hemstitching done. See Coryea. 26
FOR TRADE
FOR TRADE No. 1 milk cow for
Ford car. Telephone red 6082, or
call at 215 West Eleventh street
Saturday or Sunday.
LOST OR FOUND
LOST Boy's coat, i7vea-old sire, I
bolted style. Find: call red 1261.
ux.rntofrs. Reari. 28
MISCELLANEOUS
HEMSTITCHING Plcot edging. Mrs.
L M. Boothby, 308 -Washington
street. Telephone main R681. tf
TRANSFER AND EXPRESS Furni
ture aad piano moving. Freight '
kauled aad geaeral express bull
ae. Telepaeae: Stand, red 191;
reeldeaee Maek 1US. J. r. Heatie.
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already offered in the "What would
you do with a million" essay contest,
Corson, the Music Man, today offered
a fifth prize of a $10 first payment
on any Brunswick phonograph In his
store.
Main 6061-
-Bennett Taxi Main 01 tt
Dr. S. Burke MaBsey, fientiBt, First
National bank, rooms 307-308. Tele
phone main 3911. res. main 1691. 8tf
There's A Difference
If you've been a "ready made" man
In the past, be a "made to order man"
In the future. First class hand tailor
ed suits to measure, $35.00 and up. W.
rt. Webber, one block east of post-
office. tf
Telephone
Day Red Ml
Nltht Red M2
J. H. Harpar, Black 2162
Cut Flowers
PROFESSIONAL AND BUSINESS
PIANOS TDNH5D And repaired, ac
tion regulating and refinlshlng.
Player actions a specialty. Work
guaranteed. 8. A. Dockstader, Cor
son Music store. 320 Fast Second
street. Telephone main 106L tf
FORD
Sp4tclifts
Whitney Repair Shop
709 East Second St
White Truck Line
Freight and express between The
Dalles aad Wasco, Moro and aH way
points Leave The Dalles, 9 a. m.
dally except Sunday. Leave Moro,
1:30 p. m. Leave Wasco, 2:30 p. m.
D. M. Pierce, proprietor. Telephone
black 1642 or main 471. tt
VENZ BAUER
General real estate, Insurance, and
loans. 100 i East Second street Tele
phone main 1671. S8tf
HOWARD S. SOULE
Expert piano Tuaer
West SlxtL street. Residence
Phone min 4201. tf
422
VERNA SAWYER
PresBmaklng, alterations, repairing.
218i East Third street. M
POPULAR MUSIC
Taught by
BOB WERSCHKUL
Lessens by. Appointment
Empress Theatre Pianist t
Bcrgd-Mogan Co.
Funeral Director!
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