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THE DALLES DAILY CHRONICLE, MONDAY, APRIL 25, 1921.
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'NEW YORK, April 25 There Is a
complete epidemic of bigamy raging
In greater New York this spring; a
veritable bigamy wave. U is growing
a bit late to blumo it on the war, and
so the probabilities are that statist!
cans will come forward explaining
how the new 'prohibition enforcement
laws are responsible the police are
so busy smelling corks that they
haven't time to keep cases on the en
gagement and marriage columns.
Anyhow, aside from the much-discuss-od
Andrews mennge, thcro have brok
en into the light of publicity within
the last few days, Roscoe Reich, who
admits having two living and at-tached-to-him
wives, and having two
former ones, one dead and the other
divorced; Wifliam Mayer, who loyally
explained that not only has he two
but that he is equally devoted to them
and considers them the two best wom
en in the world; and most uniquo of
all, perhaps, Irving Manhelmer, who
annoyed his wife by asking her to
tell a wealthy young girl, whom he
wanted to marry, that she was just
a "friend of his." She was always
glad to do anything she could for her
family, including her husband, but
she didn't feel, that was just the thing
to be asked.
"I Just wont away to get ajob and
make a living lor myself." This was
the statement' made by eleven-year-old
Raymond Molony, who was found
helping the station master at Sound
Beach, Staten Island, after his par
ents and the police had been con
ducting a city-wide search for him.
The latest thrill in society is the ar
rival of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Ooelet;
this being one of the new reversals of
tho old-time arrangement whereby
wealthy American girls married tlueu
(Europeans. The much-sought-after
"Bob" Goelet has recently become the
husband of the Princess Riabouchln
sky, famous throughout Europe for
her beauty and charm, and evidently
glad to get a nice short name even
at the expense of the "Princess."
A new Bernard Shaw book, which
purports (o be the dynamic author's
scientific, religious and political soul
disclosure, Is announced by (Drotann's
for early publication. That .sounds
like a- rather largo field, but when
Shaw starts out to disclose even his
o.wn ideas, he Is able to do it sweep
ingly. In form, tho now book is a play
in flvo acts, but every act is complete
in Itself, and every-ono contains
Shavianlsm in concentrated form. It
will have the most general appeal of
anything produced recently from
Shaw's mind and tomperament.
Wood-Rawing Is tho favored pas
time of tho moment with a whole gal
axy of ambitious Gotham women. Not
at all in response to the example of
tho woodchopper of Amerongen, buv
because thoy've learned that It louds
to a supple waistline. If you see a middle-aged,
stoutlsh woman, who never-
Good Values
in Used Cars!
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Used Dodge Brothers motor
cars vJhlch are excellent me
chanically and In appear-'
. ance are now on our floor. v
' They are most unusual 'val
ues. If you are interested in a
real Touring car "buy," we
advise coming In at once,
for, as you are well aware,
the demand for Dodge
Brothers Motor cars, both
new and used, Is very
. strong.
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WALTHER-WILUAMS CO.
. The Dalles, Ore.
theless Is managing a youthful sway
to her body, you may know there's
a little woodpile in her cellar.
Women are chivalrous, particularly
to their own sex. It is no uncommon
sight to see a- young girl get up and
offer her seat in the subway to an
eldBrly woman .whose entrance has
been ignored by the male passengers;
but I saw' the real climax of this ago
the other evening at dinnertime in a
popular tea-room. A convenlional-ap
pearlng middle-aged -woman took.
seat at the same table with one of
her own sex, a stranger to her, and
on finishing dinner politely inquired
"Do you mind If I smoke?"
The recent cold snap, .coming on top
of summer weather, played hob with
a wood many surburbari gardens. Pet
fruit trees suffered grievously -from
frost bite. But one Westchester com
muter solved his problems of that
kind for all time. Directly in front of
his dining room window is a prize
peach tree, all In blossom. The proud
owner felt the chill blast approaching
and he attached an extra long cord to
the household's electric toaster and
carried It out through the window tp
the peach tree, fixing it as close as
possible to the young branches. It
was left with the current on all night
and (he tree was saved.
'New York is having a chance to in
spect a complete and authenticated
set of the famous little secret paper,
MLa Libre Belglque," which was
printed in Belgium during the three
years that country was occupied by
tho German army. Many individual
copies have been over here before,
but never before a complete file.
There are only four sets in existence.
This one was originally bought by
M. Zeegar, of Brussels, and Is only be
ing exhibited here.
INEW YORK, April 25. The mass
ed. array of witnesses of the two sides
of the Stlllman divorce case would
make up a very good musical comedy
of the sort where no expense is spar
ed in the chorus effects. Simple In
dian and pioneer from the Canadian
forests will be offset by bospangled
chorus glrlB of Broadway,, not for
getting the nautical division from the
good Bhlp Modesty, Mr. Stlllman's
yacht. The available array includes
astrologers, bell boys, maid servants,,
apartment house superintendents, and
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HOOPING COUGH
no "cure" out neips to re.
duce paroxysms of coughing
VICKS
VAPQRUB
Over 17 MlMhnJan IW Ves
Burget-Mogan Co
Funeral Directors
THE HOME OF
SUPERIOR
SERVICE
Phones Mala 2891. Night Black
401, Mala 691
others too numerous to particularize,
who would just be listed on the pro
gram' as "ladles and gentlemen of the
ensemble," or maybe, "yeomanry."
There's a terrible shock awaiting
any visitor to the city from far awvjv
who goes down to see the excitement
in the stock exchange these days.
W'eve grown so accustomed to think
ing of it as a place of hectic clampr-
ings and chaos in which coats and
collars are torn asunder that It is sort
of like stepping into the hush of a li
brary to go into the exchange these
days. The brokers have tjaken: to
checkers to keep awake, some of
them, while others spend the time
comparing golf records. Some livelier
souls discovered that dice are help
tul in whiling away the silent hours,
but the governors' reminded them that
gamming is prohibited of course
within the precincts of the stock
exchange. There is nothing else to do
The frenzied public refuses to be.
come frenzied right now about stocks.
So do the brokers. The only excite
ment the floor has seen in several
tfays or pretty nearly woeks took
place the other morning when one of
the youthful members concelveu a
happy thought of livening up a new
ticker arrangement. It is a transpar
ent globe of water, vlth the ticker
running back of it, the numerals do-.
Ing so magnified by the water that
the can be read twenty feet away. It
looked so much like a goldfish bowl
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backache, stiff neck, sore muscles,
strains, aching jointB.' When yoa arc
suffering so you can hardly get
around Just try "Red Pepper Rub"'
and you will have the quickest 're
lief known.
Nothing has such concentrated,
penetrating heat as red peppeis. In
stant relief. Just as soon as ypu ap
ply Red iPepper Rub you feel the
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Clawlfled advertising 1 cent per word
Mich Insertion. If Inserted ( times er
mora, 3-4 cent a word. Monthly publi
cation rates on application at the office.
FOR RENT
FOR RENT--Two nicely furnished
housekeeping rooms. No children.
Inquire 302 Court street. 23
FOR RENT Good upright piano,
must, be taken at once. Corson, the
Music Man.. 25
FOR RENT Room with board in
modern home: Lady or. gentleman.
Telephone red 3491. 1000 Fulton
street 2
FOR RENT Three-room furnished
apartments at 400 ' WeBt Third
street. Telephone main 3471. 26
FOR RENT Furnished housekeep
ing room and bedroom. 518 Fulton
street. 6
FOR RENT That large, comfortable
furnished housekeeping room you
will fiud at 115 East Second street,
up stairs. 27
FOR RENT Nice, large, airy parlor
bed room, two beds, bath and tele
phone. Very cosy for two gentlemen,
also one large single bedroom at
420 West Second street. Telephone
black 1402. 30.
FOR RENT Furnished apartment,
two large rooms and sleeping porch
down Btnlra. Other sleeping porches,
sleeping roflm, and garago. Verj
reasonable. Telephone red3991. 28'
Oh 'sale
FOR RENT Sleeping rooms.
East Fourth.
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VOW SALE Large uad Email farm
and. orchard tracts. Reasonable
prices, geod terns.. V. C. Hanna,
Dutur, Ore. lStf.
FOR SALE One five gallon cow with
heifer calf. Joe Gelger, telephone
16P2S. 25
FOR SAiLE 107 acres land on Five
Mile creek fenced hog-tight, plenty
wood and water,' good alfalfa or
garden ground. C. J. Corson, 320
Raat Second street, The Dalles,
Oregon. 2,717
FOR 8AL Saall house, lot 60x190,
water on lot and good garden, 3i0.
Terms If necessary. See R. II, Fish,
eutst aasi.estiic stmtftv. U
that the lightsome one dropped some
pretty little fishes in it and almost
upset business. But most of the titut
now tb'e exchange is just about llfii
the U. 43. senate during a nice long
speech.
Anna Sabata, who decided that
she would become a movie star rath -
er than a waitress, got back her S40
paid for the' lessons which were to
bo, the open sesame to' film fam.e.i
miss saData appeared in court as
complaintant against George R. Cole,
who had inserted the advertisement
which lured the $40 from her sav
ings bank. She had been promised
Miss Sabata declared, a position
which would enable her to ride in
limousine. Instead, she had only been
taught to recite "On Our Wedding
Day," and she was still a waitress,
She offered to recite It for the court
but before she got through, it was
decided that the evidence was suffi
dent evidence to get $40 back.
It did seem a trifle like rubbing
it in, to some of New York City's
state income tax payers this year.
Not only did It have to be paid
and minus some of the federal
exemption but they had to walk Into
the room which used to be the Cafe
Bavarian bar, to pay it. "I mailed
ine," one heavy taxpayer was ex
plaining on the bus, "just because I
could not bear to walk into that
room and see It all filled up with
desks and, clerks and people taking
tingling heat. In three minutes. It
warms the sore spot through and
through. Frees the blood circulation,
breaks up the congestion and pain
is. gone.
Rowles Red. Pepper Rub, made
from red peppers, costs little at any
drug store. Get a jar at once. Al
most Instant relief awaita you. Use
It lor colds in chest. No matter what
you have used for pain or congestion,
don't fail to try Red Pepper Rub.
CHRONICLE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
FOR SALE OR TRADE For car or
what have you? Lot 122x210 feet
ion south H street. Address C. C.
King, 932 East Sherman street,
Portland. 27
FOR SALE 1500 Overland truck .n
good shape. New tires. Price, $175,
if taken at once. The Dalles Garage.
26-
FOR SALE Horses, l have a number
of good horses for sale cheap.
Read's Feed store, eaat end of Sec
ond street, telephone black 5211.
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FOR SALE Four room plastered
house, purchaser to move it from
the lot. Price $526. Five room plas
tered house, most of the modern
conveniences, fruit and level lot on
Webster street, $-500. Ten acres,
1 mlles'from the city, new bunga
low, plenty of water, three acres
of fruit, seven acres alfalfa, $4250.
Dalles Realty company, telephone
black 5691. 27
FOR SALE Genuino Manila hemp
hats. Light weight, just the thing
for hot days. Can, he worn to
church as well as fishing, and -will
always look good. Your choice for,
3.00, at Mrs. Hallie Weaver's, 302
Union street. 25
FOR SALE Owing to the high fertil
ity and increasing demand for
Rhode Island Red hatching eggs I
will held my special pen together
during April. All orders cared for
at fl.00 per 16 or $S per hundred.
Fred .Cyphers, R. F. D.'no. 3, tele
phone red 6362. M3
FOR SALE OHERRYWOLD, Three
quarters of nn acre overlooking city
and. mountains near high school ad
pavement. Large fruit trees of all
kinds with .small fruits, gardens.
, and shady lawns. Cherries alone
bring fino returns. Pleasant ramb
ling house of five rooms aad bath.
Modern plurtblng. Also detached
house, large woodshed, barn and
chicken house. A city home and
ideal country estate combined. Two
thousand down will handle. Inquire
owner, C. F. Spauldlnjr. 14 Wett
Twelfth street. 26
FOR sUt Dry
weed; old cK,
tllJM. SeeaM Brewtfc, I1SJ9. Dellv-
money and not passing out what
1 used to get there in return for it."
Eyes tested, glasses ntted. Dr. Oao.
F. Newhouse. . li
Dr. S. Burke Massey, dentist, First
National bank, rooms 307-308. Tele
phone main 3911. res. main 1691. 8tf
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Wasco Hotel
624 East Second Street
Open Under New Management
Thoroughly Overhauled. Clean Comfortable Rooms
50c a Night and Up. Rates by Week and. Month
Dining 'Room to Open. Soon
M. S. Elliott, Mgr.
. LIFE 18 LIKE A PICTURE 8HOWI
Life is like a motion picture! It's a drama to some, a tragedy'
to others, and many take it as a comedy. In life we are con
fronted with travel, education;, love stories, and comics, just
as we see in a. picture show.
Life is truly what you make it, and, you can turn those trag
edies into love stories, or dramas with a pleasant ending.
Much of your life may depend upon financial conditions there
fore, we urge you to SAVE-MONEY, depositing regular sums
with us for your present and your future welfare. OPEN A
SAVINGS ACCOUNT with us righl away.
4 Per Cent Interest Paid On Saving Accounts.
Citizens National Batik
Telephone
Officers
p. j.
Stad6lman.Presldent. '
Dr. ' J., A. 'Reuter, Vive-Pres.
H. E. Greene, Cashier
J. F. Tureck, Asa't Cashier.
FOR SALE Second-hand bicycles
and motorcycles. Repairing of all
kinds. Lawn mowers sharpened.,
Baby buggies re-tired. Novelty
Works, 618 East Second. 25
FOR SALE 'Lard and malt barrels.
300 outside .sugar sacks. Oregon
Bakery. 26
FOR SALE 1917 model Oldsmobile
"8," first class conditon. Six new
cord tires. A bargain for cash or
terms. Telephone or write Paul
Childera. 29
WANTED
WANTED 'Auto trucks to har. grav
el on highway. Applv Shotwel! Con
struction company, Ceillo, Ore. -'5
WANTED Posttioq driving and car
ing for tractor or truck. Call black
231. 25
WANTED Dairy, farm or ' orchard
work by experienced man. Write J.
E. 84, Chronicle. 27
WA1NTED To mow your lawns,, fix
up your flowers or any other kind
of work to keep busy and make,
money honestly. Use the telephone..
L. A Mathews, 502 West Eighth
street, telephone red 3651. tf
WANTBD Clean cotton rags at The,
Chronicle office, five cents per
pound. tf
WAiNTE-D Experienced chore man
and wife want work on ranch. Wife
tb cook. Prefer place where there
is, no. other woman, 109 East Third.
Red 4112. 25
WANTED To sell, rent and repair
typewriters and sewing machines.
Hemstitching done. See Coryea. 26
FOR TRADE
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FOR TRADE No, 1 mtlk cow for
Ford car. Telephone red 6082, or
t call at 215 West Eleventh Blreet
Saturday or Sunday a
LOST OR FOUND
LOST Boy's coat, '7voa-old sire,
bolted style. Find: call red 12C1.
LK.rBliir. Resrari.' ' 24
LOST Brown silk parasol with name
plate M handle, fS reward fer. re
turn to Neman Cream company. 27
Free Clinic No Charge For Examina
tionTuesdays and Thursday.
Dr. Baum, chiropractic t physician,
Third and Washington, main 501. tf
$5.00 Slab $9.00
Green slabs, $5.00 per cord,, f. o.
b. cars. Van Dellet Lumber companv.
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Directors
P. J. Stadelmaa.
Arthur Seufert
Dr. J. A. Reuter
nr. B. C. dinger
H. L., Kuek
J. O. Helaarteh.
J. J. Van Dellen
MISCELLANEOUS
HEMSTITCHING Pioot edging. Mrs.
L. M. Boothby, 308 Washington
"street. ' Telephone main B581. tf
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TRANSFER AND EXPRESS Furni
ture and piano moving. Freight
hauled and general, express busi
ness. Telephones: Stand, red 101;
residence black' 1352. J. E, Henxle.
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PROFESSIONAL AND BUSINESS
riANOS TDNJflD And repaired, ac
tion regulating and reflnlahlngo
Player actions a specialty. Work
guaranteed. 8. A. 'Ddckstader, Cor
son Music store, 320 Fast Second
street. Telephone main 1061. tf
Specialists
Whitney Repair She
709 East Second St
White Track Lino
Freight and express between The
Dalles and Wasco, Moro and all way
points Leave The Dalles, 9 a. ' m.
daily except Sunday. Leave Moro,
1:30 p. m. Leave Wasco, 2:30 p. in.
D. M. Pierce, proprietor. Telephone
black 1642 or main 471. tf
VEHZ BAUER
General real estate, insurance, and
leans. 100 East Second street. Tele
phone main 1571. 28tf
HOWARD 3. SOULE
Expert Piano Tuner
i22 West 81xtL Mreet. Residence
Phone min 4201. tf
VERNA SAWYER
Dressmaking, alterations, repairing
2181 Cut Third street. . ,m
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