THE DAILY CHRONICLE Established 1890 Tho Dalles, Ore. Published Every Evening Except Sunday by the Chronicle Publishing company Inc Ben R. Lit fin Alvtn It. Bucklln -General Manager Editor Entered In The Dalies postofflce as United Press and United News Service Member of Audit Bureau of Circulations DAILY CHRONICLE BY CARRIER One year. In advance $5.00 Biz months, In advance 13.00 One month - DAILY CHRONICLE BY MAIL One year. In advanve $5.00 Blx months, In advance $2.50 One month 60 WEEKLY CHRONICLE One year. In advance .$2.00 In ordering change of address, sub scriber should always give old as well aa new address. Telephone Main 111 Subscribers to the Chronicle are guar anteed service. Prompt' and regular de livery of every subscriber's paper Is the aim oi mo circulation department, ino Chronicle carriers aro required to put the papers on the porch or wherever th subscriber wishes tho paper delivered. CAN'T IMPROVE ON NATURE People who live in glass houses should undress in the basement. This serves to Introduce the thought that we laugh 'at ridiculous practices In others, yet go serenely along ignoring them in our own affairs. Personal adornment is an instinct deep rooted in all life. The animals of the fields preen themselves and seek in every way possible to keep their feathers or (heir fur or 'their hair beautiful. But the doslre to be beautiful Is not confined to the lower animals. Humans have tho Instinct in rare de gree. Sometimes it is prevertod. The women of the South Soa islands and . the men too, loop rings in their noses and their ears and thosi who wish to appear especially allu. hg put sticks in their ears and noses. A most gro tesque effect is thus obtained. The poor savages think themselves most beautiful and we laugh at them contemptuously, saying tho poor heathens know no better than to bo liovo that spoiling their appearance gives them beauty. Among many tribes of the earth tattooing la pructlced. The man or the woman who has the most paterni lndellibly written into his or her skin is considered the most houutlful. They think themselves beautiful and wo laugh ut thorn contemptuously, saying the poor HUVftgeB know no bet tor than to bollovo that spoiling their uppearnnco gives them beauty. Coming right down to facta, it seems sacrilegious to deface the form and features God has given His poo pie. Wo are trying, It would seem, to improve on tho handiwork of tho Al mighty. There Is nothing so boautirul as tho human form. Artists anil lov ers of beauty sense this ami offer statues und pulntlngu of nude studies bocuuBo they embraco tho lust word in highest beauty, 'Nothing ever devised by man Is us wonderful or us beautiful as the an num form. All Inventions have their counterpart in tho human body and beauty of body has inspired some of tho greatest literature of all ages. De sire for beauty Ima mude men in all climes do mlruculous things to show the women they loved that they were (It to be given a feminine smile. Yes, wo laugh at the poor savages who disfigure themselves seeking beauty. However, practices us Idiotic and as foolish among ourselves we condone or ignore. Uiughtor for the oiie, praise of a kind tor tho other. Some American women, prompted oy the desire to bo beautiful seek to Improve on nature, They daub rouge on their lips. Thuy do not know that a red blooded man Is nauseated by thlh vile paint. What art can Improve on ruby red lips, soft us rose petals, wnrm as tropic night. Indeed, recently, women In quest ot beauty huvu done scandulou things to their eyebrows. While wo are on the matter ot eyebrows, It la well to remark that some mea have been sprouting eyebrows on their up per lips. This, too, has come about iu the quest for beauty. Women today aren't content with their own couiplailona. They mutt buy coaaplexloas ay the box at the . drug store, They think they can Im prove on nature They may, through , observ,ns ,the rulea of hea,th- c,ear up tneir complexions ana mus aau 10 their beauty, but they can't do much by daubing on a cover to hide the im perfections. Oh, yes, powder in reason is all rlgnt But t 8houldnt be used in thick I I layers and it shouldn't be so powerful ly scented as to neutralize an onion or a moonshine breath. Then there's the matter of hair Some women these days have come to the conclusion that they can improve on nature and thus acquire a certain beauty. They don't' like the color of their hair. So they hie themselves out and procure dye stuffs and honnn and set about making nature appear as she isn't. It is quite common for girls to change the color of their hair now as often as they change their style of frocks. We wonder if the savages of the Pa, cific isles who mutilate themselves in quest of beauty wouldn't laugh up roarously and long at the attempts of civilized women to win beauty by try ing to improve on nature by paint and powder and dyes. At any rate our women have no li cense to laugh at the poor dwellers on Pacific isles for adorning their noses and ears with sticks and rings. People who live in glass houses should undress In the basement. 4 THE FORUM Waplnitia, April 1. Editor, The Chronicle: Just a let ter to show appreciation for the "fly ing squadron" of The Dalles. The delegation of business men who flooded the county with encourage ment and good cheer on their whirl wind trip of this week, took Waplnitia plains by storm. After their arrival at 'Waplnitia they clrcum-uutomoblled the plains, visiting the headquarters of the Waplnitia Irrigation company and inspecting portions of the canal distribution system. Thence they vis ited various farms and returned to the school house ut 4 o'clock, where a representative body of live wires and club directors awaited their com ing. In a few minutes all the old time doubts und prejudices were subdued by the big guns, shot by President H. S. Hice and Secretary E. P. Van Schoick, loaded with facts. The now, acceptable medium of ex change Introduced by T, H. West und L. Bnrnitm, is cooperation, which will unlock the flood-gates of Wasco coun ty's treasuros. John G. Odell, district manuger of the Tum-A-Lum Lumber company, used "Dimension Stuff," in laying the foundation for tho enlarg ed organization. N. A. Bonn, of tho titadelman-Bonn Hardware company, pointed up tho structure with the well tempered steel of confidence und un derstanding. Responsive addresses wore deliver ed by J. 8. iBrown, president of tho AVnpinltla Plains Commercial Club, und J. 1. West, K. E. Miller and others, urging endorsement of the now cham ber. It is like seating a hungry man ut a freo dinner to offer tho county at largo one half to two-thirds of the directors of the Wasco county organ ization. Since The Dulles has volun tarily assumed the $5000 popular sub scription budget, and boiuo 400 mem bers out of the BOO objoctlve have now responded from The Dalles, all possible fear of ulterior or selfish mo tives must needs vanish from the out lying points. The saving of The Dulles-California highway and its early construction Is a major oxamplo of the neod and usefulness ot a strong county organization, to cope with county and later-county prob lems. On Saturday, April 2, at the regutar commercial club meeting, a diroctor will be named to represent Waplnitia Plains Commercial Club. Signed, N. O. HHDIN feecy. Byos tested, glasses fitted. Dr. Gen, V, Newhouie. u TexlMayflsld's Telephone main 5021, -Taxi 27tf Brown's Dufur Stag Time Table Two round trips dully. Leave ftaiik hotel, 9. u, in. and 4 p. m. Leave Dufur 7:30 a. . and 1 p. tu. tt Typing and ttenegrepfty itone at reasonable rules. Koina A Fleck. Office Hotel Dalles. Eeal aence phone red 533$. tf We're here to civs yen tkt swd of tervloe, help and adviee that aaakea mend. Th Dalles Natterjf eoeapaav, Wlllard Bent Ice. lltt FOR KENT FOR RENT One furnished room, 116 West Third. FOR RENT Two furnished house keeping rooms, 51S Fulton street Phone black 1491. 2 FOR RENT Furnished housekeep ing suites. Telephone black 2301. 520 East Third street. FOR RENT Three furnished house keeping rooms. Adults only. 100: Alvord street. Telephone red 45G1. 5 FOR RENT Furnished sleeping rooms, with bath. Also housekeep ing rooms. 421 East First. 4 FOR RENT Five room house, two acres of ground. Thompson's addi tion. Inquire 905 Bluff. 2 FOR RENT 3 unfurnished rooms, up stairs. Three lots for gardening. Telephone main 4341. 6 FOR RENT Housekeeping rooms and sleeping room. 506 East Fourth street. Call evening, black 6592. 4 FOR RENT Nicely furnished house keeping rooms with sleeping porch, no children. 323 West Ninth. Tele phone black 1811. 4 FOR RENT Eight room furnished house, sleeping porch, piano, elec tric range. Telephone main 1631 or red 1972. ' 7 FOR RENT Ford light delivery with driver. Light hauling and baggage transfer. Telephone black 4661, or black 411. Frank Culllna. A21 fOh BALK FOR SAJLE Grape plantB. Call 30F13. FOR SALE Cook stove. Call 722 East Third. b FOR SALE Wireless apparatus of all kinds. Bogue & Miller, Tresco agents. Telephone red 3542. S FOR SAiLE Residence property and vacant lots. Inquire 618 Clay street. FOR SALE .;nbbPr;e and tomato plants .and lettuce. Jewell Green houses. FOR SALE Twelve White Leghorn hens and roosters. Cheap. L, Davis. 1123 I street FOR SALE 19(18 Buick light six New tires. Just repainted. $800. A bargain. Call red 1331. 4 FOR SALE Second growth oak wood, delivered at $10 cord. Call red 1331. FOR SALE Lawn mower with grass catcher. Good condition. $6.00. 405 Fulton street. 2 FOR SALE Thoroughbred White Leghorn day old chicks. Book or ders now for April 14 delivery. Telephone 33F2. 4 FOR SALE Five-room plastered house, in good condition. One lot and fruit trees. Call black 6262 or call at 312 West Thirteenth. 7 FOIt SALE Dry oak wood; old cak. $11.50. Second growth. $12.60. Deliv ered. Call 30F22, after 6 p. m. tf FOR SALE Hatching eggs from heavy laying White Leghorns; $1.60 per sotting; $6 per 108. Wtetterson Pallet Farm, telephone red 6361. 7 POR SALE 4arge and small farm and orchard tracts. Reasonable prices, good terms. W. C. Hanna, Dufur, Ore. 18tf. FOR SALE REAL ESTATE. HOUSES 13100 Six-room bungalow, Kelly ave nue, two lots, fruit, garage. $4000 Eight-room modern house, on ' Fourth street, assessments paid, terms, 7500 Double bungalow, each his five rooms, bath, fireplace, and two porches. Best ot material and work manship. Close in, good terras, 1800 New four room bungalow, ga rage, Race street, terms. $45Q0-rStrlctly modern new five room bungalow, good residence section. 75x100 lot, some terms. Many other good buys la first class city property, A large listing In Wheat, Dairy, Fruit and Stock ranches, It Is impossible to adver tise all of the good bargains that we have for sale. Call and tell us what kind of place you have in ' mind, more than likely we nave It. DAWIKLLK BROS 40S Washington Main S31. S CHRONICLE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS FOR SALE Rose comb brown leg horn and rose comb White Wyan dotte eggs for setting. $1.25 per setting. Telephone red 4401. A3 FOR SALE Horses. I have a number of good horses for sale cheap. Read's Feed store, east end of Sec ond street, telephone black 6211. 20tf FOR SALE The Dufur Orchard com pany proposes to sell approximately 2000 acres of its apple plantings at Dufur, Oregon. The acreage offered is fully planted te seven and eight year old trees in prime condition, but the selling price will be based on agricultural value only. This sale Is for financing purposes and the actual value as orchard property is ignored. The property will be sold at wheat land value. Will cut in tracts of 80 acres and up. W. C. Hanna, Dufur, Ore., authorized agent. 26tf WANTED vVANTED To self, rent and repair sewing machines -and typewriters. Hemstitching done. W. A. Coryea. 5 WANTED TO iKHNT Room for two gentlemen. Write A. B. 420, Chron icle. 4 wanted ijaicimming and painting by day or hour. Call mornings or evening red 3961. 4 WANTED Clean cotton rags at The Chronicle office, five cents per pound. tf WANTED Yard cleaning, garden work, prunning. L. A. Mathews, 502 West Eighth, street, telephone red 3651. 2tf WANTED Steam traction engine, 16 h. p. or larger. Must be in first class mechanical condition and a .bargain. Address Box 75, Dee, Oregon. 2 LOST OR POUND POUND On Dutch Flat road, black fur neckpiece. Owner may identify at Chronicle office and pay for ad. 4 LOST Child's tortoise shell bow glasses, in black case. Finder please call red 5231, 5 L08T Fraternity pin in shape of white crosB set with pearls. Find er please notify R. E. Lovett, care Dalles Hotel. 5 MISCELLANEOUS TRANSFER AND EXPRESS Furut ture and piano moving. Freight hauled and general express busi ness. Telephones: Stand, red 101; residence black 1362. J. E. Henzle. lltt hkmstitumusu ricoi euging. airs. L. M. Boothby, 308 Washington Btreet. Telephone main 6681. tf We have to otter the following nur sery stock ail grown at Hood River. Royal anne cherries apricots Italian prunes, Delicious and Win ter Banana apples also all var ieties for the home orchard. Write for prices, Ideal Fruit and Nurs ery Co.. Hood River. Ap. 5 PROFESSIONAL AND BUSINESS PIANOS TUNiOD And repaired, ac tion regulating and refinlsnlng. Player actions a specialty. Work guaranteed. S. A. Dockstader, Cor son Music store. 320 Fast 8econd street. Telephone mala 101. tf School of Dancing Latest ballroom and Children's dances. MISS YVONNE JARRETT 218 Eaat Third Main 3061. A14 White Truck Lin Commencing April 4, 121. Freight and express between The Dalles and Wasco, Moro and all way points. Leave The Dalles, 9 a. m. daily except Sunday. Leave Moro, 1:30 p. ra. Leave Wasco, 3:30 p. m. D. M, Pierce, proprietor. Telephone black 1642 or main 471. tf Bvget-Mtfii Co Funeral Directors THE HOME OF SUPERIOR SERVICE Mam MM. Niskt 444, Main U81 VENZ BAUER General real estate, insurance, and loans. 1001 EaBt Second street. Tele phone main 1671. 28tf CUT FLOWERS Orders taken for cut flowers and potted plants for the Jewell Green houses. MRS. HALLIE WEAVER Black 3171 302 Union street. AS HOWARD S. SOULE Expert Piano Tuner 322 West SixtL street Residence Phone nuMn 4201. tf DRESSMAKING Specialty of infants' wear. ' 'Child ren's clothing. Women's house dress and underwear. MUS. HALLIE WEAVER 302 Union streot. Black 3171. AS Mrs. Victor Marden Piano Accredited Teacher DUNNING SYSTEM for beginners. New class March 16. 523 West Fourth. Phone black 6481. tt PEGGY SULLIVAN vocal teacher. Telephone black 1402. 1SU Peoples Transfer Co. QUICK DELIVERY SERVICE EXPRESS AND DRAYAGE Furniture and Piano Moving Stand at Glenn's Paint Store Main 3721 Residence Phone Red 1811 HARRY L. CLUFF CRANDALL UNDERTAKING CO Wasco The Dalles Dufur LULU D. CRANDALL, Manager Bert Thomas, Assistant Manager Licensed Cmbalmers. Established 1887 Woman Attendant Mrs. M. J. Wlllerton Telephone Red 17S1 Motor Equipment Hours 9:00 to 8:00 Sundaya 17-18 Vogt Blk Over Crosby's WOODARD & TAUSCHER Contracting Bricklayers and Plasterers All kinds of Tile and Cement Work. Fireplace Work a Specialty. Estimates furnlahsd free of charge. All Work Guaranteed. Telephone Main 8481 or Call at Gates Block A POSTAGE STAMP STICKS ! Put a stamp on a letter and you'll see that it sticks. It has the quality of glue that makes it perform its purpose. OPEN a SAVINGS ACCOUNT WITH US and STICK TO IT with a bulldog grip, live up to your intentions to save. A postage stamp sticks, why can't you? ' i Paid on Savings Accowits Citizens National Bank TelebMt Officers S4Meimaa.Prea.deit. p. j. Dr. . JL Xeuter, Vlre-Pree. M. & Onmm, CaaMar J. P. Tweek. Aaat Cashier. FORD Specialists Whitney Repair Shop 70S East Second St. SYNOPSIS OP THE ANNUAL STATB MBNT OF THE) Scandinavian-American Assur ance Corporation, Ltd. of Chrlstlanla, Norway, on the Slat day of December, 1920. mad to the Insurance commissioner of the state of Oregon, pur auant to law: Capital. Amount of capital stock paid up $ 400,000.00 Income. Net premiums received during . the year $4,353,601.5$ Interest, dividend and renta received daring the year.... li4,2S0.88 Income from other source! re ceived during the year Home office 1,821.198.81 l'roflt on securities 11.697.11 Total Income $8,000,027.33 Disbursements. Net losses paid during the year, Including adjustment exp. . .$2,968,697.08 Commissions and salaries paid during the year 1.214.008.37 Taxes, licenses and fees paid during the year 108,816.83 Amount of all other expendi tures . 1.004,067.48 Total expendlturea $5,850,880.66 Assets. Value of stocks and bonds owned (market value) $2,714,383.04 Loans on mortgages and col lateral, etc 25.000.00 Cash In banks and on hand... 1,129,099.96 Premiums In course of collec tion' written since Septem ber 30, 1920 S41.S10.S7 Interest and renta due and ac-. crued 41.480.54 Losses due from revenues..!.. 7,038.09 Total admitted assets $4,255,479.00 Liabilities. Gross claims for losses unpaid. $1,998,566.43 Amount of unearned premiums on all outstanding risks... 1,465.890.44 All other liabilities 105,000,00 Total liabilities, exclusive of capital stock ot $400.000.00.. 3.669,456.87 Surplus 686.022.7S Total .$4,255,479.60 Business In Oregon for the Year. Net premiums received during the year ...$ 48,819.13 Losses paid during the year.... 32,589.56 Losses incurred during the year 38.744,56 SCANDINAVIAN AMERICAN A88UR- ANCE CORP.. Ltd. F. H. and C. R. Osborn, U. S. managers. Statutory resident attorney for service1' H. B. Tlckner, Board of Trade bide.,- PorU tteq. Or. Telephones Day Red 381 NightRed 892 J. H. Harper, Black 2152 Cut Flowers Dr. T. DeLARHUE Eyesight Specialist and Evenings by Appointment Drug ttort Phone Black 1111 Mala S181 . Artaar Seufert Dr. J. A. Hester nr. B. C. OUaec H. L. Kaek I O. Mart J. J. Vest Dalles l