04 The Dalles Daily Chronicle. SATURDAY JUNE I, 1901 J. A. EBERLE. Leadings - Merchant Tailor, Second Street, opposite Mays & Crowe, j We have an excellent line of Spring Suitings, Pantings, etc., which we are prepared to make up in the latest etyleo, and guarantee a perfect fit. BANNA NOT A PRESIDENTIAL POSSIBILITY. The Pendleton East Oregonian : says: "If the democratic papers will , only keep at it they may worry Mark Hanna into taking the repub lican presidential nomination, just out of desperation and a desire to prove that he is really the dictator of that organization." It might be remarked that repub lican presidential candidates do not "take" the nomination in the manner hinted at by our contemporary. They have to fight for it, and not j unfrequentlj to fight hard. But let that pass. "Whatever Mark Hanna may be he is nobody's fool, and we have a much higher opinion of his intelligence than to imagine for a moment that he considers his nomi nation or election within the realm of things possible. And it is not because we believe him to be lack- ing in any of the moral or intellectu-1 al qualities that are necessary to the fulfillment of the duties of the presi-l dential office with distinction and I honor, but for the sole reason that in the fierce light of two successful presidential campaigns the inevitable has occurred and the envenomed suarts of tue enemy nave been Uurled at him so furiously and persistently t that the real Mark Hanna has been i shot to death and bis place filled with a caricature of all that is vile and devilish in party politics and political bossism. Mark Hanna may not be deserving ! . ,, . . , . i . "but infinitely less is he deserving of the place assigned him by demo cratic malice as the leader of every kind and quality of political deviltry the democratic mind is capable of conceiving or inventing. That the real Mark Hanna is not 4ln lino Unnnn .- . rlnmnnrnlnl nn ct'Q paper caricature ici ins remarKnme , . , i,.t speeches during the last national i campaign testify, when the enemy ! drove him to bay and lie met their ! ' lying charges against himself with a J o o s maniy aeuancc tnai icii mem no re-. course but to gnash their leeth in j liflnlfss furv. Homer Davennort's i burlesque pictures of Hanna, clad in j 11 ' garments coverud with dollar marks j from head to heels, were less true as( indicative of Hanna's real character , t than they would have been of almost any other wealthy man in American politics; but they had their effect, on the principle that if you keep throw ing mud some of it is bound to stick. And just for this reason Mark Han na can never become a presidential possibility. NEW MOVE OF ASTOHIA 1100. A dispatch from Astoria 6nys: "Secretary Lorntscn, of the Co lumbia River Fishermen's Protective Union, is preparing a petition for circulation in every county in the state that will arouse a contest that may be far-reaching in its effects. Under the now fish law, the fish com mission of the state has full power to olosc fishing in the Columbia river, or its tributaries, when in its judg ment fishing in sucb waters Is direct ly detrimental to tbc industry. The petition will request that fishing be j closed in the waters of the Upper ' Columbia, which is expressly pointed at the slopping of the operations of the fish wheels. It is expected that petition win receive many thousand names, and whon presented I to the fish commission for consider ation it will be accompanied by a carefully selected and verified state ment of facts in its support. Iho prcsont intention is to submit this petition at the next meeting of the commission at Salem." Thus, what the Astorians could not accomplish in the legislature, namely, the destruction of the fish ing industry above tide water on the Columbia, they hope to effect through pressure on the state board of fish commissioners. Complaint is justly made by prop erty owners who abhor untidy and unkept surroundings, of the unsight ; ly appearance of the telephone poles on the principal streets below the bhlff) covere,i as they usually are imU way up witu ruslv tin sins aml tattered fragments of old fragments of old posters. When one has painted and slickered up his store front or residence till it looks as pretty as a maiden in her teens, it isn't any wonder that he growls because an ugly tatterdo malion of a telephone pole, over which he 1ms no jurisdiction, is per mitted by the authorities to pollute the sight. Some day the city dads wi pn3S an orclinnnce that will trans- form these ugly poles into, if not things of beauty, something, less re pulsive to tidiness and good taste. It is said that Davis, the default ing clerk of the state land ollice, loaned the money he stole from the state to W. T. Radir to buy timber lands, and that Radir was unable to make sale and repay the money, Radir is now dead, and since his death the lands have been sold and the widow received the proceeds from them. Don't. Don't expect a "cheap" enameled UIOIJSI1 IU IttBL lUlig. -Ik UUCCll t. Don't think euch a one can be kept clean. It can't. Don't believe the "cheap" Don't believe the "cheap" enamel , isn't steadily crumbling away. It ia. j Don't imagine in using such you're not eating the enamel. You are. ' Don't figure you are saving money ' buying the cheapest. You're not. "on't forKet e "cheap" lias but one coating of enamel. Just one. Don't fail to r recollect that imported Stransky steel-ware lasts for years. Don't buy that kind if health and economy are of no consequence. Don't try to get the genuine else where, for it's sold exclusively by mlO tf Mays & Ciiowe, If the people only knew what we know ' ' ' h iiapfi in nenrlv nvftrv hniinehnlil. HH ' ,Uavu n rti fun? ncinrili II' 1 1 n tin tint BiifTur fr0m a feeling of fullness after eating, belching, flatulence, sour stomach or waterbraeh. caused by indigestion or . 1 A n...rw.i I Ifin mint, ,1 n I.' rwl 1 1 , u, .,, Dyspepsia Cure, which with no aid from the stomach, will digest your will digest your loou, certainly can't help but do you good Clarke & Falk'a J'. O. Pharmacy. , . ,1:111 r n A number of choice family cows, full b)o0(1 and KratlJ jerMyB, Apply to j. a. IIkndkuhon, m.'J tf lluigen, Wa9h. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure 1 Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the food and aids , Nature Id strengthening and recon of .nntlnn tha a vhaiiafori ri I email Vft nr gam. It is the latestdlscovereddlgest ant and tonic. No other preparation cao approach It in efficiency. It in atantly relieves and permanently curea Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, Sick Headache, Oastralgia.Grampsana aUotner results ofimperfectdlgestion. Prom fey E. 0. ocWITT co., Cbicaa Bold by Clarke & Falk'a P. 0. Pharmacy FOR about thirteen years I have devoted moro time to polities than to business. The result is that my business IntB suiVered. For a time, at, least, I propose to devote more timo to business and less to politics, provided the other fellows will let me. During these years some features have come into practice among business men that were not con sidered proper or necessary at that time. Among them Is the scheme of profit-sharing or giving to some lucky customers a valuable present. I propose to do something in this line myself. For each fifty cents paid to me for goods fur nished I will give the customer n numbered coupon. On each Saturday at I) p. in. I will give away two presents one, a year's subscription to any $1 period ical desired, and the other, one copy of some of the famous pictures neatly framed, the customer can also make a choice of the.se as there are a number to i CrandallS Burget DEALERS IN All kinds of UNDERTAKERS rfS EMBALMERS The Dalles, Or. Funeral Supplies 1 JJJ. Jjjft xifi xff. Jjjii jjp jyt y fft If. xifi lyi nji Jr- ijji itp. vr. The "Bailey-Gatzert" The finest and fastest sternwheel boat on the Columbia River Will Make DAILY TRIPS f between The Dalles and Portland, Mon days excepted, arriving here from Port land at 3 p. m. and returning at 4 p. m. JOHN PIONEER BAKERY. I have re-opened this well-known Bakery, and am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es. GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. Williinsoxi -IS NOW WOOL AND mm 1 Wool Graded and Baled. Wool Bought anJ Sold on Commission. Correspondence Solicited. SAM WILKINSON, Prop. Him Illilu't Wur ft Mimk. Hut her beauty was completely hidden by eorea, blotches and pimples till alio used Bucklen'a Arnica Salve. Then they vanished aa will all Eruptions, Fever Horee, Holla, Ulcere, Carbuncles and Felona from ita uee. Infallible for Cuts Corna, Huron, Scalda and I'ilea. Cure Kuaranleed. i'.tcatG. C. Ulakeley'a dru store. Sick Headache abeoiutely and perma nently cured by using Moki Tea. A pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep and happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or money back. 2ficts. and50cts, DIakeley, the drugKist. . bo given away boforo supply Is exhausted. In ad dition, every month 1 will give several valuable pres ents. On June 5th the presents will be a fine Hi bin, n Webster's international Dictionary, one voar miti sorlptlon to a periodical and one Hoys' "'""ha Set. The presents to ho given away on .Inly (Ith will be announced later. I hope to confine myself In those presents to ar ticles in iiiv own line so that 1 will not interfere with sale of goods in other linos. In addition 1 will give a dividend each month to the person who has pur chased the moat goods from mo. On Jane 5th ibis will ho $5.00. You do not have to purchase fifty cents worth at one time to get a dividend check, as 1 Ibsuo certificates of sale for less amounts which can be exchanged for dividend check when they amount to llftv cents. If clerk doea not give you checks or or certificates when you mako U T MAI AN a purchase, ask for them. III. I. llULHIl Robes, Burial Shrouds Etc. YOUR KIDNEYS. After vou tire of usinir no-called kidnev remedies without any bonultt, use Lincoln Soxuul Pills and be forever rid of those dull pains In your back. Discard that old fogy idea of "pain in the kidneys" and have all your bladder and urinary troubles cured, and your nights niHde restful by the" uie of nature's greatest assistant Lincoln Sexual Pills. Price, $1.00 pur box buy ot your druggist or sent by mail on receipt of price, in plain wranper. LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO., Fort Wayne Indiana. M. '.. Donnell, Agent, The Dulles. FILLOON, Agent, The Dalles, Oregon. Warehouse OPEN AS A Itntew tit run.AiiiHrlcuu Kxiximtloii, Iiound'trip ratea via O. It. A N. from The Utllee, fBl.UO. Ticketa on haIo lirat and third Tueedaya during luue, July, Annual, September and October, nood for continuous passage Kolng on date of sale. Keturn limit thirty days from date of sale. Stop-overa will be allowed weat of Missouri river or Ht. Paul on return trip within limit of ticket. Arrangements can be made by apply ing to agent 0. K. & N. Co., The Dalles, whereby tickets will be honored on lake steamers in one or both directions be tween Detroit and Buffalo, tf Jambh Iitui.AND, Agent Stone Waionse t t Jast What You ttiafct. New ideaB in Wall Paper here. Such wide variety as we are Bhowing never be fore graced a single stock. Jtcal imita tion ereton elit'cttt at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap paper price!!. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours for a small price, at our store on Third Btreet. Also a full line of house paintB. D. W. VAUSE, Third St. NEW LUMBER and WOOD YARD. Wo lmt on nilu a lull lino of Rouch anil Dressed Lumber Mouldings, Braokets, Laths, Shingles, Windows, Doors, OAK, FIR AND SLAB WOOD Which we will sell at live and let live prices. (itvc us 11 trial ami we will treat )im rlKht. GILBRETH & SON Third mill Fmlnrul Ht. 4- ( I r r r 1 r . i i r r L. Lane, Wagon and Carrlago Work. Fiah Brothors Wagon. Third M JelTcoii, Phone 159 J uuir;.A:i:..iL.i.t-;-;-t..;ri' the Columbia Packing Co., PACKERS OF PORKand BEEF MANUKAOTIJKKKBOK Fine Lard and Sausages Curers of BRAND HAMS & BACON iHUF.l) BEKF. KTC. J. B. HCHBNUK, 1'resloleiit. Max A. Vout. Caaliloi First national Bank. THE DALLES - - - OREQON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Bight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly Bight and Tolegraphie Exchange sold on nan rrauuiBuo anu Orl' land. DIRBOTOMt Eo. M. William, Gko. A. Limhk, H. M. Bit a i.i,. n vy w 1C r' i ') I tt OKNKHAL J j ...AND... 'j Horsesnoer HI -OREGON Shot line Union Pacific AND DBI-AIIT roil TIMK HUHKDUI.KH PHUM TIIK DAU.KB, Aimivr. FROM (ihlnflRii I'drtluml Hlicolill. Ili:2.ri p. m. vl llunt tiiKton. Atlantic KxprvKH, I'JIM) n. m. vlh limit ItiKton. Ht. l'mil Print Mull, !i:'r p. in. vln Hm kmiu. Halt liHku, Dunvcr, Kt. Worth, Oiiinlui, Kan miNCIty.Ht.Uiiiiii.uiil. cago ami thu Kimt. 1:05 1. m. Hidt Ijiko, Denver, Ft. Worth, Oinnhii, Khii niin City, Ht UmlN.Chl. CURD m ul thu KllHt. I I'm. ra. Walln Wall, Uwinton, bpoknno.Walliico.l'iill. mun, MtnneHiMiiU, Ht. (JlilciiRouiul Kant. :i;:m n, m. OCEAN AND EIVEK SCHEDULE Prom I'lirtlnml. (All "iilllliK (lntcN nub ' jiilt to (jIiiiiiku.) For Hun I'mnclKco, Hull overy U tlny, ! K'.OO i. ill. imlly I'XCL'jlt Siiiidny, f'.IKI p. III. Hiitlinlay, HUim p. in. Dully O.Xt'OIlt hiitiiiny, ll'WI ii. in, Colutnblit Hlviir. To Antorlu mill Way IjiikIIiiK!). uxrept Hiinilny, U'liiumnttH nivMi. Ori'Rim City, NVwherK,1 Kaloin, Itittutiilciir'e, mill v ny-l jmiJliiK'h. I :) p. m. except Htimlny. Tueiility, 'I InuMlity, Sntunlity, O.IKI II. III. I W p. m, .Mnniliiy, Wiiliii-Mlay Kridny. CorviilIlH mill Way IjiiiiIIiikn Tiit-Mliiy. Wltlitiiiiitiii mill .'! HOp. in, TlilitMliiy, Viiinlilll Itlv.irn. Moiiilny, fviltirilny, uXKVim (;tj., Dnytoiuiiul 'WtUiiwuiy ' HV-1 JllllllllUK. ...Hill, U-uvis ltlimrla ilnlly, i'!:IO u. in. Hmtliii Klrnr. Utiarla to lwlntiiu. l.l'UVO I A!lvUtOII ilnlly, H-mj a, m. 1'nrtk'M .K'Nlrllie to io to Ilotiiincr or iKiiniK on i;iiiiiiiiuia houtiaTii via iiikki, miouia take iNo. IciivIiik Tin; Dalles at Y1.2U . m, mnkliiK ilinut cotiticRtlnns at Hoppiicr Junction mill IIIkks. lti'turiiltiK iiiiikliiKillru.'tciiiiiicctloii at llniipiiLT Junction and IIIkk" wlthlNo, 1, ar riving at 'J'lit: DiiIIcn at l:U.'i p. m. For liirtlmr particularn, call on or wlilrt'M .lAri. JUKI. AND, AKvnt, Tlui I)ulle, OrvKun. Complete of Drus at i : j M. Z. DONNELL, ! ' THE DRUGGIST. , I Spring Suitings The timo will Boon be here when every stylish droHsuil man will want an "I1'10' date Spring Suit. Thoso are the kiml patrons 1 am tailoriiu; for. Cuinu in and look over my Bprini; line of Hultlnn3 All tlio latest novelties for 11)01. Suits to Order, $10.00. John Pashek, The Tailor. Nasal CATARRH In all Hh Btntitu tUero llioillil bu clemiilneie. ( Kly's Crooiu Balm clfaiifei,iotlit'H and li tali Ilia ilUeibud ineiiiliraue. It ciirut caUrrh anil Urlvea awny n cold In tUO head i.iilMili, Oream Balm In placed Into tbo noitrll. W ovr tue iuiiilirano and Ii abaotbed. . iiiedlato and a euro follow. It U not WW" not jiroiluro anfozuiK. Largo HUc, BO oeiiU at vm llUU or y mall ; Trial BUo, 10 cents by wall. H.Y WKiTUEUa, 60 Warren Htreet, ,Ib m