The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
THURSDAY
MAY 0, 1001
J. A. EBERLE,
Merchant Tailor,
Second Street, opposite Mays & Crowe,
We have an excellent line of Spring
SuitiuKS, Piintings, etc., which we are
prepared to make up in the latest styled,
and guarantee a perfect tit.
BRYAN AS A NOISE.
The Noise, of Nebraska, is still
very much worried over the election
of a gold democrat as mayor of
St. Louis, says the St. Louis Mirror.
The event is, indeed, a harder
blow to the blower than even the
capture of Aguinaldo. Fate is
against the Noise. Prosperity comes
in spite of his prophesies of disaster.
His party takes to its bosom the men
who slaughtered him at the polls.
The Filipino leader surrenders in
spite of encouragement to hold out
in revolt.
Tom Johnson looms -up on one
side as a new radical presidential
possibility, while David R. Francis,
of Missouri, looms up as a possibility
under restoration of conservative!
democracy. The handsome and able
Joe Bailey, of Texas, too, blasphemes
by inference against the democratic
joss who continues to burn incense
before himself. The South is mum,
or else in open rebellion against the
policies from Nebraska. Hoke
Smith is acting as a re-organizer.
Senator Morgan is an expansionist if
a jingo, and the Louisiana democracy
is rather weary of the wordsmiths'
domination.
The leading democratic dailies of
. the land, like the Now York World
and Journal, St. Louis Republic and
Chicago Chronicle are kuocking him
openly or covertly. John R. Mc
Lean, of Ohio and the Enquirer, is
believed to have discovered another
availability in Gen. Miles though
if any democratic nominee could
lose the South it would be Miles,
because of his alleged maltreatment
of Jefferson Davis.
In any event the party leaders are
tired of Noise Bryan. They would
not dare to show this, if they were
not sure that the people, too, arc
lired. Ji'J Is significant that the
friends of the Noise, now, are repub
lican papors. They know a good
thing for the party and they want to
help keep the Noise to the front
They are willing to aid him injeircu
lating every protestUie makes against
the tendency of his party to get to
gether and bury party differences.
As Mr. Hanna said when some one
told him that the Noise was trying
to defeat the democratic nominee for
mayor of St. Louis: "That's all right.
He's a good thing for us. J hope
he'll succeed."
These aro dark days for his
Noislets and be has begun to foresee
more disaster. He is making a gal
lant struggle to prevent bis slipping
into oblivion, but the more he strug
gles the more he slides to the yawn
ing gulf, and ho does not slide with
dignity at all. There is a general
disposition among the public to
laugh at him. "I see the Noise says
o-end-so," remarks one man to
another. "What!" ejaculates the
other, "Still talking? Don't the fel
low know he's dead?"
In all seriousness, the recently
twice.defeated candidate for presi
dent is in imminent danger of com
ing to be regarded as a joke almost
like old Ben Butler. His paper's
utterances arc beginning to oxcito
the same sort of interest that is
shown toward Lieutenant Totten's
calculations of the presence of the
millennium, or that was felt some
time ago about Piazzi Smyth's book
of the pyramids. The Noise is only
noise VOX ET PRETERICA
NIHIL. The world goes about its
business and leaves him howling in
a wilderness populated chieily by
himself.
There is, of course, 'a melancholy
music in his howl, and one feels sor
ry for him in his vast loneliness.
But he should know that the becom
ing thing for htm to do would be to
stop his howling and sccopt the in
evitable, lie might study with
profit the conduct of Grover Cleve
land sinco he was marooned by his
party. A man with a complaiut, or
a hard luck story m politics, is a
bore. The politician should lake
his medicine gracefully. A politician
embittered is always, more or less,
ridiculous. The Noise should en
deavor to make himself subside.
Now that an Astoria jury has
failed to convict an avowed operator
of the nickel-in-tlio-slot machine,
Councilman A. Schorneckau of that
city has introduced an ordinance
imposing a license on each machine
in use of S7.f)0 per quarter. Our
friends down by the sad sea waves
seem never to have heard of the
state law that prohibits the use of
these machines anywhere in the state.
Or may ho they imagine that an
Astoria police court can repeal a
state law or declare it unconstitu
tional. If the peopleonly knew what we know
about Kodol Dynpepsia Cure, it would
be used in nearly every household, as
there are few people who do not suffer
from a feeling of fullness after eating,
belching, flatulence, sour stomach or
waterbrash, caused by indigestion or
dyspepsia. A preparation such as Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure, which with no aid from
the stomach, will digest your food,
certainly can't help but do you good
Clarke & Falk's J. O. I'harmacv.
"I have been suffering from Dyspepsia
for the past twenty years and have been
unable after trying all preparations and
physicians to get any relief. After taking
one bottle of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure I
found relief and am now in better health
than I have been for twenty years. I
can not praise Kodol Dyspepsia Cure too
highly." thus writes Mrs. C. W. Roberts,
Iwrth Creek, Ark. Clarke & Falk's P.
0. Pharmacy.
lol Couldn't Have Stood It,
If he'd had Itching Piles. They'ro
terribly annoying; bntBucklen's Arnica
Salve will cure the worst case of piles on
earth. It has cured thousands. For In
juries, Pains or Bodily Eruptions it's
the best salve in the world. Price 'Joe
a box. Cure guaranteed. Sold by G, C.
Blakeley, the druggist. 0
Subscribe for Tiik Ciikonicu;.
is God's Good Blessing
"I feel that God has blessed Dr. Acker with special knowledge to prepare
that grand medicine called Acker's English Remedy for Throat and Lung
Troubles. It saves children every time vhen they are attacked by croup.
Every mother should know about
it, and I will tell about my expe
rience. 1 had a darling boy of four
years to die with croup. My doctor
did all he could, but the child
could not be made to vomit. That
was before I knew of Acker's Eng
lish Remedy. After I did hear of
it, I got a bottle. "When our little
eighteen -months -old girl was
stricken with croup, I gave her
this medicine, and inside of twenty
minutes she vomited and was bet
ter right away. During the win-'
ter she had croup four times, and
it brought her through each time
all right. I, myself, had bronchitis
pretty bad, and Acker's English
Remedy cured me completely.
Before I close, I want to tell you
of my neighbor's boy, named Jobe Nana. Ho had bronchitis, too. He got
worse all the time. My husband went over to his house and told him about my
case. Then his mother went to town, got a 50-cent bottle of Acker's English
Remedy, atld he took it. He came over to our house a few days later and said ho
was all right, and also said two doses relieved him from the start. You can un
derstand by my letter why I think so much of Acker's English Remedy. I re
peat that God's blessing must surely have been bestowed upon Dr. Acker."
(Signed) Mks. John Yeaokk, Rochester, Pa.
Sold at 35c., $oc. and $iabottle, throughout the United States and Canada;
and in England, at is. 2d., 2s. 3d., 4s. 6d. If you are not satisfied after buying,
return the bottle to your druggist, and get your money back.
H'e autltwltcthe abwe guarantee. W, 11. JIOOKBR t CO., froprUlort, Aew York.
For gale at Blakeley's Pharmacy.
This Space is reserved for M. T. NOLAN,
Newsdealer, Bookseller and Grocer, corner of
Union and Second Streets, who will make im
portant announcement in a few days.
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Ice cream and ice cream soda now on
tap at A. Keller's. nllitf
A full line of Eastman dims and sup
plies just received by Clarku & Falk.
Floral lotion will euro wind chapping
and sunburn. Manufactured by C'arue
& Falk.
Some desirable city property for sale
or rent. For particulars call on GibbonB
& Marden. " nlltf
Clarke & Falk haye rent' i veil n carload
of the celebrated James E. Patton
strictly uro liquid paints
Quality and not quantity makes De
Witt's Little Early Kisers such valuable
little liver pills. Clarke & Fulk'u P. 0.
Pharmacy.
Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior
paints when you can buy James E.
Patton's sun proof paints for $1.50 per
gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark &
Falk, agents. nil
Acker's English Remedy will stop a
cough at any time, and will cure the
worst cold in twelve hours, or money
refunded. 25 cts. and 50 cts. Blakeley
i the druggist.
We have a bicycle at $14 50, exactly
the same grade that our competitors are
asking $2 more for. and have been uet
ting more than that for ttiem at their
"greatly reduced prices," as they would
call them. Maier & Benton. 2JMf
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are gold on
a positive guarantee. Cures heart-burn,
raising of the food, distress after eating,
or any form of dyspepsia. One littlo
tablet gives immediate relief. 25 cts.
and 50 cts. Blakeley, the druggist.
Whnt'N Your Face Worth?
Sometimes a fortune, but never, if you
have a sallow complexion, a jaundiced
look, moth patches and blotches on the
ekin.-all signs of Liver Trouble. But
Dr. King'd New Life Pills give Clear
Skin, Rosy Cheeks, Rich Complexion.
Only 25 cents at G. C. Blakeloy'e Drug
Store. G
White 31 an Ttirueil Yellow.
Great consternation was felt y the
friends of M. A. Hogarty of Lexington,
Ky., when they saw he was turning yel
low. Hie skin slowly changed color, also
his eyes, and he suffered terribly. His
malady was Yellow Jaundice. He was
treated by the best doctors, but without
benefit. Then he waB advised to try
Electric Bitters, the svondorful Stomach
and Liver remedy, and ho writes: "After
taking two bottles I was wholly cured."
A trial proves its matchless merit for all
Stomach, Liver and Kidney troubles.
Only 25u. Sold by G. C. Blakeley, the
druggist. 0
99
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and I will furnish you all complete, ready
for u?i', mv 1900 Model No. 7 SANDKN
ELECTRIC BELT. It is superior in
make, quality anil power to any belt of
fereil by other dealers for .which they
chargH $40.
This masterpiece of ulectro'inedicul
science will cure your nerve loss, your
weakness, your kidneys, your stomach
and poor "circulation" by endowing you
with that vitality which builds up the
system. Drugs are useless; they are
harmful. My belt cures where barrels
of medicines have failed. Why stiller
longer? 1 offer you an invigorant
winch has no equal in the world, for it
will drive out your pain and make you a
stromr, sound man. Writo for my illus
trated hooks free.
Dr. A. T. Sanden,
Rooms 18 and 20, Htissel Building,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
2-!mch tlifcw Snin
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
Transact a Qoneral Banking Business,
Letters of Credit issued available in
the Eastern States.
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago,
St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wash., and various points
in Oregon and Washington.
Collections mad at all points on fav
orable terms.
mm Bestaniant
L. Y. Hong, Prop'r.
first-Class in Every Respect
MKAI.H AT ALT. HOUItS.
Oysters Served in any Style.
87 Eccoml St., The Dulles, Or
PROPOSALS
l'or I'ortiiK') Hallway I.iiiiiIh nt the
t!acnUn I.ocKh.
Sen'ed bids will bo received by the board of
portaire nommii'tiloiiurH of tint Statu of Oregon
until - o'clock 11. 111, Mav l, I'JOl. mill then nub-
llcly opened, for the purchase of 11 tract of lam! 1
artJolnuiK the United States (iovuriimeut He.
hfrve above the upper entrance to the looks in
the Columbia river, beginning nt 11 point on the
east boundary Hue of thu United .States (iovern
meat Kenervo niiiety-eiuht mid four-tenths I
j !vl) feet north of Hie Mmtlieast corner thereof,
nieneu iiuruieasieriy iiraiiviuiK ui" irtiuKui ine 1
Oregon Hallway nun Navigation Company
, eleven hundred (11UU) fiet, being u atrip eleven
iiuuureu (iiuuj leei long iieiween mo track-01
the railroad company mid tho Columbia river,
us fully de-erlbediit page 101 Hook "1','' ltecordn
of Deeds for Wasco county, Oregon, authority
for .said sale being granted by an act of the
twentydlrnt legislative assembly; conveyance to
be a burgalli and wilo deed,
Knell bid must bo accompanied by ii certified
check of tho amount of twenty (!) per cent of
thu bid, payablu to the ntato treasurer, to he for
feited If tho bnliiuco of tho porciiiiKe pricu is not
piild within ten days after acceptance of the
Mtme.
Hldis should be uddrcsBcd to the Hccrelary of
Htato and ti id or nil "Hid for 1'oituue Hallwiiv
Lund."
The Hoard of 1'nrtago Commissioners reserves
thu right to reject any and all til-Is.
T. T. (IKKH, (iovernor.
K. J. DUNHAH.Becretary of State.
CIIA8. H. MOOHK, Htntu Treasurer.
llll-W.iS-IiW
Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure
Digests whit you eat.
It artificially digests tho food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon
structing the exhausted digestive or
gans. It Is the lates t disco vcreddlges t
ant and tonic. No othor preparation
can approach It in ettlclency. It in
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgla.Orampsand
all other results ot imperfect digestion.
PriM&0o.andl, .LargeiiucoaUlaaSKtlmw
malUlM. Iookairaboutdytpepslttmitirdtrfl
Prapirttf by E. C DoWITT A CO., Chicago
Bold by Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy
Paint your home with paints that are
fully guaranteed to iaat. Clarke Ac Falk
have them.
Jast What
You cuant.
! Ail
New ideas in Wall Paper horo. Such
wido variety as we are showing never be
fore graced a mnglu stock. Heal imita
tion croton effects at ordinary prices.
faf Will flllfWirU II t ntllt'llt till tlllf lfirmu
Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yourH
for a small price, at our ntoro on Third
street. Alto a full lino of house paints.
D. W. VAUSE, Third St.
NEW LUMBER
and WOOD YARD.
We have on miIcr lull line of
Ronffh anil Dressed Lute
Mouldings, Braokots, Laths,
Shinglos, Windows, Doors,
OAK. FIR AND SLAB WOOD
Which wo will sell at
and let live prices.
IVt)
fJlvo u ii trial mill wo will trint
you rlK'it.
G-ILBRETH & SON
Third ami Fetlontl Htn.
L. Lane
OKN'KKAl
Wafjon and Cnrriago Work.
Flan Brothers' Wagon.
TMril anil JCiTcr'oii, Phone 159
. K. HCIIKNt'U,
President.
-Max A. Voiit.
Cashloi
First national Bank.
THE DALLES - - - OREQON
A General Banking BnBineua transacted
Dapouite received, nubject to Sight
Draft or Cheek.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on dav of collection,
flight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
New York, Han Francisco ant. port
land. 2 pi 'r?M'Ho.v. Jwo. 8. flOHaifOE,
Eu. M. Williams, Gko. A. Liuhh.
H, M. Bkall.
THb coiumDia PackingCo.,
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
MANUKA OTIIUKKB QY
Fine Lard and Sausages
Curers of BRAND
HAMS & BACON
i)RIF,D BEEF, ETC.
1
Blacksmiin
...AND... ')
Horses
t HIM.
-OREGON
Short line
and union Pacific
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roii
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Till: DAI.I.HB.
FROM
(MilciiKo
Portland Hpcoliil.
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vln limit
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Hlt biku, Deliver, Kt.
Worth, Omnliii, Kim-miHCIty.Ht.l-nuiH.Ohl.
cuk mid the Knit,
1:05 p.m.
Knit Ijike, Denver, l't.
Worth, Omiihii, Kim.
mnCIty,Hl,l.miKOhl.
ciik" mul the Knit.
iiUi.ni.
Wulhi Wiilln, lAJWIston,
hpokiino.Wiilliiee.l'iill.
man, MlnneupollH, Ht.
I'mil, Dulutli, M lUvuu.
kcu, ClileiiKonml Knit.
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OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
Prom 1'nrtlniiil.
(All Milling ilntPH .nth-1
Jcct toclimiKi',)
Kor Hun KriinrlKen,
Hull uvury ft dHj-M.
H:U0 p. in.
1:00 p. a.
Dally
except
Huniliiy,
c.) ii. in.
! CoIiiiiiIiIm Itlvur.
'To A.storiu mid Way
JjindliiKd,
1:00 p. a.
except
Sunday,
Saturday,
hl:uo p. in.
Dally i
i Wlllnninttii Klvor.
Orchil City. NrwIicrK, UXlXll
, Hn em. Indmii'iiili'in'i.. .l5,;cPl
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humliiy,
a. in.
mid Wny-ijiiiiiliiK's.
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Saturday,
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Monday,
'WcihiCMlijr
Friday.
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I-andlngv
Tuesday, Wlllniiiiittn mul 3:&)p. ra,
Thur.diy, Viitlllilll Itlvairit. Mnnilir.
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ilki! No. '1. Ifavliif 'lliti Ilnlli'j at 1 ' ' ,, n
tiinhiiiK illriT.t i.'oiineiUioiiH at llcppncr Junction
mid 1)Ikki. ItetuniliiK iiiakiiiKilireclciiiiiicctlon
nt lleppuer Jtiiictlon mid. IIIkks withiNo, 1. ar
rivmc nt Tho DHllt-h at l;u.'i p. m.
Kor furthur particular, rail mi or ndilresi
JAS. IUKI.AND, AKWt,
Tliu Dallvi, Oregon.
Complete
of
Dm
at
M. Z. DON NELL,
THE DRUGGIST.
Spring
Suitings
The time will soon be hero when everr
Htylish dressed mun will wunt ""'"P?",
date HpriiiK Kuit. Those tiro the klnUO'
patrons 1 am tailoring for. ,0"'en'
and look over my KprinK line nf bullin"
All the latest novelties for 11)01.
Suits to Order, $IO.OO.
John Pashek, The Tailor.
Nasal
CATARRH
In ill iti itKei tUtro
iliuulil ho clvaullucii.
Ely'a Cream Balm
clean m, loothcn anil heal
the dUeaiil iiieinbrauo.
It ciirca catarrh and drive
away a cold iu thu head
nulcklv.
Croam Balm la placed Into tho MtjW;'JJ!
owr the memhrano and ia auaoriKu. '"ry
luedlata and a euro follow. It it not "lmt
glitu or by mall j Trial Slxe, 10 cent if
M.Y IMiOTlimtH. fid Warrcu ret(
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