From a Pastor Vogt Opera House, One Night Only.,. " I am the pastor of the Baptist Church nt J'ort Jcrvis, N. Y nnd sometimes nm called upon to take part in evangelistic work away iroin Home. -oi lone, nco I wont to Sandy Creek, X. Y., which is swept by tlie damp winds from I-afcc On tario. Here I contracted a had cough, and be came t-o lioarse that I could hardly preach to my congregation. It was not only y distressing in a bodily sense, but extremely embarrassingto enter the pulpit in this condi tion. I had heard of Ack er's English Remedy and, after service, I botishtabottleand began taking it. The next night my throat was nearly well, and I deliv ered mv i-ermon without difficulty. In a few days I was thoroughly cured. I conceive it to Theater, New York he my duty to bencht mankind physically as well as spiritually whenever I can, and am glad to write these words in praise of this yrand old medicine. Those with sensitive throatsand those who catch cold easily should certainly take Acker's English 'Remedy." (Signed) Rcr. Ezra Tekky Sakfokh. Sold at5Sc..S0c and II a bnttle, throughout the t'nltinl States and Canada; and In England, ut is J.I., to.ed. Hyou are not tatUfled after tiiiylu;. return the hottle to your druggist and set your money bacs. H authorize the abnw guarantee. V. -U. 110QKE11 ii- CO.. Jropriitors. -Vffic 1'orli. For hhIb ut Blakeley'e Pharmacv. Mate fair Premium List Out. F. J. Clarke. Manager. Saturday, May 4th. Tie one great event of the year. The representative American play. Kalian Hale. By CLYDE FITCH, with HOWARD KYLE and an excellent company, and all the nrieinal seenerv. costumes, nronnrties. etc., us seen durum the long mid mem nrauie encaeemmit at the Knickerbocker A Sumptuous Production. Reserved Seats on sale at Clarke & Falk's Pharmacy. TICKETS, - - SI. 00 Secretarv M. D. Wisdom has just re ceived from tlie printer the state fair premium list for 1901. Over $10,000 is offered f "r premiums on live stock and farm products, and is by iar the iarcest and tiet premium list ever offered in this ptittf. The list has been thoroughly revised nnd tirougut up to date in every depurMnnt. New premiums have been addfd, a f id others increased on articles mo't w irthy of merit. Oregon can boast now of as complete and liberal premiums as any state in the union, and if hard work and earnest efforts on the part of the management count for any thing, the fair itself will compare favor abh with ih ise of older states, and will be the ti,Mt ever held this side the Rocky inonntuino Card of Thanks. To TriE Editok: Will ymi kindly allow me the use of your v.ilnalile columns to extend, on my own b-n.wf, and on behalf of the football bov- of the D. 0. & A. C, onr heartfelt thanks and appreciation of valuable ser-vie- to all who have contributed to the fluccM- of the playe which have been givii under our joint management. To the ladies and gentlemen of the Caere-, both of "The Wife" and "The Henrietta," to the public for their pat ronag. to the Times-Mountaineer, and especially do we thank The Chronicle -and its management for valued favors in Ihe furm of generously-donated free locals. To 'hose friends whom I have met, and whose true Southern hospitality I have enjoyed, I can only Bay in parting, I thank you from my heart, and that The Dalles and her people will ever Unuer in memory as one of those fertile spots in the desert of life bo welcome to the weary wayfarer as in contemplative reverie he recalls scenes that are no more. Pebcv Levin. Hereu Yearn In Bed. "Will wonders ever cease?" inquire the friends of Mrs. L. Pease, of Lawrence, Kan. fhey knew she had been unable to leave her bed in seven years on ac count of kidney and liver trouble, nerv us prostration and general debility ; but, "Three bottles of Electric Bitters enatiled me to walk," she writes, "and in three months I felt like a new person." Women suffering from Headache, Back ache, Nervousness, Sleeplessness, Melan cboly, Fainting and Dizzy Spells will find it a priceless blessing. Try it. Satisfaction is guaranteed. G. C. Blake- ley, the druggist. Only 50c. 5 A Rasing, Uoariof Flood. Washed down a telegraph line which Cfus. C. E.lis, of Lisbon, la., had to re pair "Standing waist deep in icy water," be writes, "gave me a terrible cold and cough. It grew worse daily. Finally the beit doctors inJOakland, Neb., Sioux City tiid Omaha said I had Consumption and could not live. Then I began using Dr. King's New Discovery and was wholly cured by six bottles." Positively guaranteed for (Jonahs, Colds and all Throat and Lung troubles by G. C. Blakeey, the druggist. Price 50c. 6 "I have been troubled with indigestion for 'en years, have tried many things and upent much money to no purpose until I tried Kodol Dyspespia Core. I have tried two bottles and gotten more relief from them than all other medicines takn I (eel more like a boy than I nave felt, in twenty years." Anderson Rlggs of Sunny Lane, Tex. Thousands havH testified a fUd Mr. Rlgga. Clarke Fwlk,s,PrO. ;3Rhrinacy. riii'iftcrlbe for Thk Chboniolk. asfc m. f d PAPER HANGING, Ceiling and Wall Decorating. I have just engaged the services of a first-class Eastern Paper Hanger and Decorator, who is prepared to finish rooms in the following styles: SILKS, BROCADES, TAPESTRIES, BURLAPS, DENIMS, LINORESTO and LEATHERS. House Painting and Carriage Work a specially. Orders left with H. Glenn & Co. promptly at tended to. All work jxuaranteed. SID KELLY, Shop nest door to entrance of Voct Opera House, Third Street. DR. SANBURN. White Medicine Chief Kins of Cures in the City. I am not representing any company, but am the White Medicine Chief my self. I was stolen aud raised bv Chief Elk, tlie Chippewa Indian, and from him learned the art of healing from the plants, herbs and berries, and it is the pure medicine made from herbs, plants and berries that effects mymarvellouE cures, and also my gift by the great power called magnetism learned from him. I heal in numerous instances without the use of medicines at all, merely with my hands. Through the power of magnetism I also tell each and every person their main diseases with out the patient saying a word. I intend to make my home here for some time The people of The Dalles have been humbugged in the past; but all I ask is that you give me a trial, and if the work is not as I sav the rnonev will be re funded in all cases. I also give a writ ten guarantee in all eases that are cura ble. My office is at the Chapman block, room No. 36. The Dalles. Be sure to call and see the White Medicine Chief and be cured of your disease. Remember the place. Consul tation from 9 to 12 a. m. and 2 to 8 p. m. Consultation free. riayed Out. Dull Headache, Pains in various parts of the body, Sinking at the pit of the stomach, Loss of appetite, Feveriehness, Pimples or Sores are all positive evidon cee of impure blood. No matter bow it became bo it must be purified in order to obtain good health. Acker's Blood Elertr has never failed tocore Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any other blood diseases. It is certainly a wonderful remedy and we sell every bottle on a positive guarantee. Blakeley, the drug gist. A Testimonial from Old Knaiand. "I consider Chamberlain'e Cough Rem edy the best in the world for bronchitis," says Mr. William Savory, of Warrington, England. "It has saved my wife's life, she having been a martyr to bronchitis for over six yeare, being most of the time confined to her bed. She is now quite well." bold ty lilakeley, the druggist. When your hair appears dry and to have lost its vitality it wants something to give it life and vigor. We have what the hair needs when it guts In that con dition. We have the Crown of Science Hair nS Grower and Cocoanut CreatnVKB' Tonic. They will cure dand saw ruff and all scalp diseases. For sale at Frazer'a bar ber shop. Price Due and 76i; a bottle. WINDMILLS, PUMPS and PIPE, RUBBER and Garden Hose, Lawn Mowers, Sprinklers. Jf you are in need of anything in our line, figure with us, for it will pay you. We operate a PLUMBING-, TIN and BICYCLE REPAIR SHOP. All orders entrusted to us will have prompt attention. SEXTON WALTHER THE DALLES. - - - OREGON. BE STRONG. Lincoln Sexual Pills restore natural strength and vigor, iney uo not excite or stimulate, they are a perfectly pure and certain nerve food, anrt every tablet is standarized to absolute uniformity. Use them and vou w li rejoice in strength, nerve vigor aud manly magnetism. Price, $1.00 per box buy of your druggist or lent by mail on receipt of price, in plain wrapper. LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO., Ft. Wayne nd M.'Z. Donnell, Agent, The Dalles, Or. Columbia liuck Beer. All the customers of the Columbia Brewery will have tbe celebrated Bock Beer on draught next Saturday and Sunday, April 27tb and 28th. 24-4 1 Paint your boose witb paints that are folly guaranteed to last. Clarke & Falk have them. "Last winter I was confined to my bed with a very bad cold on the lungs. Noth ing gave me relief. Finally my wife bought a bottle of One Minute Cough Cure that affected a speedy cure. I can not speak too highly of that excellent remedy." Mr. T. K. Houseman, Man a tawney, Pa. Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy. If you want to retain your hair you have to keep your scalp clean. Koap will make your hair harsh, dry and crispy. Now we have two of the very beat preparations for cleansing the scalp Egg and Pine Tar Shampoo. It will leave your iiair soft and glossy. Price, "5 and 50 cents a bottle, at Frazer's barber shop, The Dalles. tf for Hale. A good second-hand top-buggy, at a rare bargain. Call at this oflice. u23tf Drying nrcnarations simply devel op dry catarrh ; they dry up the- secretions, which adhere to the inembrauo aud decom pose, canning a far more serious trouble than the ordinary fonnof catarrh. Avoid all dry. intr inhalants, fumes, smokes and snuffs and use that which cleanses, soothes aud heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy and will euro catarrh or cold in tbe bead easily and pleasantly. A trial size will be mailed for 10 cents. All druggists noil the COc. size. Ely Brothers, CC Warron Ht., N.Y. The Balm cures without jain, does not irritate or cause sneezing. It spreads itsolf over an irritated and angry surface, reliov. tog iuaaediately tbe painful tnrlsMstlon. With Ely's Cream Ualmyom are rued against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fever. Clarke ic Falk baye received a carload of tbe celebrated James E. Patton strictly nnre liquid paints D ( S C ' iU i N worn fig men ana women The DR. SANDEN ELECTKIC BELT Is a npeedy and reliable cure for nervous debility, rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, lame back, kidney, liver and stomach disorders, poor circulation, sleepless ness, etc. Established 30 Years. Write today for my latest books, "Health in Nature," and "Strength; Its Use and Abuse by Men." Dr. A. T. Sanden, Southwest cor. Morrison and 4th Sto., PORTLAND, OREGON. '.'Jrnch tliw Smo THE DALLES ...Employment Agency... Next door to Star Lodging House, Positions Awaiting 4len and Women. PIONEER BAKERY. I have re-opened this "well-known Bakery, and am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es. GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. THE CELEBRATED .. .GOIiUlttBlA BflEWtKY AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop. Of the product of this well-known brewery tho United SlHtes Heultli Reports for .In ne liS. 1900, says: "A more supei lor brew never entered the labratory of the United States Health reports. It is absolutely devoid of tlie slightest trace of adulteration, but on the other hand is composed of the bent of malt and choicest of hopH. It? tonic qualities are of the hip(,. eta and it can he lined with the greatuBt benefit and satisfaction by old and vounp. Its use can eoiiHcienlioiiHly he prescribed by the physicians with "the cereaintv that a better, purer or more wholesome beverage could not possibly be found." East Second Street, THE DALLES, OREGON. Subscribe for Thk Chuonicle. iiUMUII REGULATOR LINE. DALLES, PORTLAND 4 ASTORIA NAY. COMPANY- 1 ritenmerh of thu Unmliitor Line will run us er tliclol. oiv.iiK Mtiittlulc, Uio Coitiiuny rexurvliic the right to cliunge'j hc!.c(Iu1o uitliout notice. Str. Regulator DOWN, l.v Diillen lit 7 A. M. Tnoxiliiy . . TlmtMliiy . . SHturdiiy . Arr. I'urtlnncl ut I r. u. I.v i' i'. I'ortluMii nt V A. M. . . Momtiiy WcdncHiiMy Friday Arr. Dulk'H II fj I'. M. Ship your Freight via Regulator Line. Str. Dnllos City. i DOWN l.v. DiiUck lit 7 A. u, Monday . . . Vt'1-dtienduv 1'rldiiy Arr. Portland ut ! ;l!0 V. M. nr. Ia Portland Ut 7 IK) A. II. TuctuUr Ttnirwlny .Saturday Arr Kallcs ut ft r. M. -4 FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE, f Tritvul by the Steiinifm ol the IU'KUlutnr l.lne. The Company will emlcnvnr to give It" put- roiiK the hc-tit xcrvlcu poBsllilu. Tut further Information uddruin fi. l'orthind Oltlce, Uiib-Htrvct Doek. Eucika ri,T.t.T W. C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Agt. Wasco Warehouse Com pan j Headquarters for Seed Grain of an kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain ot Fii kin Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kinds Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, EtffuKM Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle- ton FlOUr n,B 0,ir ,B manufactured expressly for family v use : everv sack is guaranteed to give satisfaction. We sell our goods lowor than any house in the trade, and if you don't think is nail and get our prices and be convinced. Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats C. J. STUBhlfJG, W1IOLEHA t.K AND ItKTA' h i r V r r Y r x r r 5 uoiiftnn riiniix aa. J- I.ouk ltt. 10U1. Wines, Liquors Cigars Family Orders will receive prompt attention. Next door to First National Bank. THE DALLES, OREGON. BREED for SPEED, SIZE and STYLE EDMUND S., Bay Stallion, 4 voars old: heiriit 15? hands, woicht IO50 pounds. Sired bv Zonibro. 2:11. thn hnst son of MoKin- noy, 2:1.1. First dam, Bridesmaid, by Boxwood, son of Nutwood. Second dam, land llnuxii Hum l Art llunu u o.iui l... i i n. i ill. llumlilStOD lan 10. llilrd dam, Prunella, by Alhambra, sou of Mambrluo Chief 11. .EDMUND 8. will make the season of 1001 at L. A. Porter's livery stable, Tb Dalles, Oregon. Terms for the Season, $20. For further particulars see jan30 dw4aao FRED FISHER. Proprietor.