The Dalles Daily Chronicle. MONDAY APRIL 2L 1901 J. A. EBERLE, Leadingosa Merchant Tailor, Second Street, opsite Mays & Crowe, We have an excellent line of Spring Suitings, Pantings, etc., which we are prepared to make up in the latest styled, and guarantee a perfect fit. MOUNTEBANK POLITICS. It is evidently the opinion of Mayor Tom Johnson, of Cleveland, and Mayor Jones, of Toledo, that many of the voters of the couutry are eager to go into a political circus or burlesque and that the cue of the demagogue is to give them all the head they want in that direction, says the Globe-Democrat. Johnson and Jones supported Bryan in the last presidential campaign, but caught the people in the spring elec tion by pretending to be something else than regular democrats. Jones has an intangible something that he calls a golden rule. Nobody has ever heard of its practical applica tion. He is serving his third un eventful term as mayor and casting around for some other oftice. John son's great card is 3-cent fares on the street-railways of Cleveland He is the exclusive owner of a street railway in Johnstown, Pa., the fare on which, much to the regret of citizens, is 5 cents. By a scratch of the pen Johnson could reduce it to 3. But he is not running for any thing in Pennsylvania. It is the other owners of railways he wants to reform. Ohio democrats dearly love a mil lionaire and are delighted to bear that Tom Johnson is a candidate for governor and that John It. McLean will enter the lists for the senate. Ohio elects a governor and legislature nest November. With two bar'ls on tap, one located on the marge of Erie's blue waters and the other on the banks of the Beautiful River, there will be a hot time in the demo cratic ranks. If anything can effect ively reorganize the Ohio democrats it is two millionaires, both deeply versed in catching the vote suscepti ble to bar'ls and mountebanks. But the average republican plurality in Ohio for ten years has been .09,000. The state has knocked out McLean repeatedly, and his pooling of issues with Tom Johnson's rag-time pranks and Jones' golden mythology will be of no avail. Civilization is growing more lux uriant in Chicago every day, says the N. Y. Sun. The Inter Ocean prints the portrait of a lady who "leaves her husband because be is not cultured and wears woolen socks." The uncultured one's daugh ter aays that he is a good man, but "persists in wearing the reddest kind of underwear, and mamma cant't bear that." Certainly not. These incompatibilities of color and texture must become more glaring and ferocious as the aesthetio sense of Cook county becomes firmer on its lugs. The Arlington Independent thinks that the building of the looks at the Cascades cannot be considered in any other light than a magnificent truoture of extravagance to the government of our country, unless tbe opening of the entire river to navigation were in anticipation. The influence of the locks at tbc Cnscatles is barely felt above the city of The Dalles. The influence of the navigation of the Columbia river its entire length can not be overestimated. It would add almost as much to the expansion and de velopment of the great Pacific Northwest as the building of the Nicaracua canal. Attempt ti Crltlciie MoKlnley. Cokvai.ms, Or., April 20. A lively de debate was precipitated at the session of the United Evangelical conference yes terday afternoon by the introduction of resolutions criticising President Mr Kin'.ey's stand on the liquor question. The ndoption of the resolutions was i moved by Rev. C. C. Poling. For half an hour speeches were nntde pro and con. Bishop Dubs finally suggested that it would be better not to make t lie resolu- tions personal, by directing them at the ! president, and they were accordingly returned to the committee for modifica tion and subsequent report. BUSINESS LOCALS. Clark & Falk are never closed Sunday. Don't forget this. You will not have boils if von i Clarke & Falk's sure cure foi. bolls. Clarke & Falk have on sale a full line of paint and artist'e brushes. A full line of Eastman films and sup plies just received by Clarke & Falk. Some desirable city property for sale or rent. For particulars call on Gibbons & Marden. nlltf For fresh halibut, perch, herring, razor clams, and all kinds of Ash in season, leave orders with J. A. Carnaby. Quality and not quantity makes De Witt's Little Early Risers such valuable little liver pills. Clarke A- Falk's P. O. Pharmacv. Don't Let Tlieui Suffer. Often children are tortured with itch ing and burning eczema and other skin diseases but Bucklen'e Arnica Salve heals the raw sores, expels inflammation, leaves the skin without a scar. Clean, fragrant, cheap, there's no salve on eartli as good. Try it. Cure guaranteed) Only 25c at G. C. Blakeley 'a drug store. 4 When your hair appears dry and to have lost its vitality it wants something to give it life and vigor. We have what the hair needs when it gets in that con dition. We have the Crown of Science Hair rfSSffl Grower and Cocoanut Crearaflfr Tonic. They will cure dand kkV rnfl' and all scalp diseases. For sale at Frazer's bar ber shop. Price 50c and 75u a bottle. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on a positive guarantee. Cures heart-burn, raising of the food, distress after eating, or any form of dyspepsia. One little tablet gives immediate relief. 25 cts. and 50 cts. Blakeley, the druggist. Acker's English Remedy will stop a cough at any time, and will cure the worst cold in twelve hours, or money refunded. 25 cts. and 50 cts. Blakeley the druggist. Moki Tea positively cures Sick Head ache, indigestion and constipation. A delightful herb drink. Removes all eruptions of the skin, producing a perfect complexion, or money refunded. 25 cts and 50 cts. Blakeley, the druggist. Mrs. Lucinger, an old and respected resident of this city, died yesterday afternoon, aged about 75 years, The in terment took place this afternoon, and the funeral services were conducted by the Masons, to whom her husband belonged. AN UNPRECEDENTED OFFER! Tfie People s jural Family newspaper To all old and new subscribers paying one year in advance we offer Tri-Weekly Tribune and Semi-Weekly Chronicle for $2.00. Weekly Tribune and Semi-Weekly Chronicle for $1.50. Published Monday, Wednesday and Fri day, Ih in reality a lino aud fresh uvcry-other-duy Daily, giving tho latest news on days of istue, and covering news of tho other 3. It contains all impor tant foreign cable news which apiiearn in tho Dally Tribune of same date, also do mestla and foreign corickpondeiice, short stories, elegant half, tono Illustrations, hu morous items, Indus trial Information, fashion notes, agricul tural matters, and comprehensive-and re liable financial and market reports. NEW YORK TRI-WEEKLY Regular Hon price, year. subscrlp Jl.W) per TRIBUNE. We furnish It with Semi Weekly Chroul clu for f 2.00 jier yeur. Send all orders to Chronicle Publishing Co., The Dalles, Or Spring Suitings The time will soon be here when every stylish dressed man will want an up-to date Spring Suit. Those are the kind nf patrons 1 am tailoiing for. Come in and look over my Spring linn of Suitings. All the latest novelties fur 1001. Suits to Order, $IO.OO. John Pashek, The Tailor. THE DALLES ...Employment Agency... Next door to Star Lodging House. Positions Awaiting Men and Women. SOUTH and EAST via ms Shasta Route Trains leave The Dalles (or Portland and way stations at 4:2a a. m. and 3 p. m. Leave Portland 8:30 n m 7:00 p m " Albany 12:30 a m 10:60 p in Arrive Ashland 12:8:1 a m 11:30 a m " Sacramento 5:00 pm 4:35 am " San Francisco 7:45 p m 8:15 a ni Arrive Ojrdon 5:45 a m 11:45 n m " Denver DiOOiim 'J:00nm " Kansas City 7:'.!5:im 7:25 am " Chicago 7:45 am y:30nm Arrive Los Angeles 1:20 pm 7:00 am " El Paso 0:00 p m 6:00 p m " Fort Worth 6:30 urn 0;30um " City of Mexico !):55 a m 0:55 a m " Houston 1:00 am 1:00 am " New Orleans 0:25 a m 6:25 p m " Washington 6:12 am 6-12 am " New York 12:13 pm 12-43 pm Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains Chair cars Sacramento to Ogden and El Paso, aud tourist cars to Chicago, St Louis, New Or leans and Washington. Connecting at San Francieco with several steamship lines lor Honolulu, Japan. China, Philippines, Central aud South America. Sec agent at The Dalles station, or add.tss C. H. MARKHAM, Geueral Passenger Agent, Portland, Or Nasal ft ATA DD II fc7&m. un i nil ii Tn 11 ita atrra tfir should be cleanliness. -FEVtR Ely's Cream Balm cleanses, soothes and heals the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh and drives away a cold in the head quickly. Cream Balm Is placed Into tho nostrils, spreads over the membrane aud Is absorbed. Iiellefis Im mediate and a euro follows. It Is not drying does cot produr.o sneezing. Largo Size, 50 cents at Drug gists or by mall ; Trial Size, 10 cents by mall. H.Y IHK)THEUS, 50 Warren Street, New York. Notice. Notice is hereby given to nil pen-ons not to purchuBo any of tho following notes, to-wit; iiiiu note for $205 aud otic for $130, both dated February 10, 1001, payable one day after date, with interest at ten percent: both payable to It. I). illbreth, aud both signed by John F. Miih quart and Charles Matquart. AIM) one note for jpil . dated February 23, 1901, payable one day afterdate, with Interest ut ten per cent, signed by Charles .M.iK'itiuU and piiynolo to it. IJ. (ill brcth. These notes were obtained by Misrepresenta tion, and will not be paid by the makers there of, and tho public Is hereby warned not to pur chase the same, nor any of them. Dalles City, Oregon, April 12, l'.KJl. JOHN Y. MAStHJAKT, u20dlw-wl (JHAiU.KS MAhtlUAKT. Published on Thorn day, nail known for nearly tUty years In eery part of the Uni ted States us u nation al family newspaiwr of tho highest class, for faimerH and villa gers. It contains all tho most important general news of tho Dally Tribune up to tho hour of going to press; an agricultural department of tho highest order, has en tertaining reading for every member of the family, old and young; market reports which are accepted as auth ority by farmers and merchants, and In clean, up-to-dute, In teresting uud lustruu live. itegular subscrip tion price, 11 per yeur. Wo furnish It with Seml-Weckly Chroni cle for 11.60 per year NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE. Southern Pacific Go. OREGON Shot line and union Pacific DHl'AllT FOR TIMK SOHKDUI.KS FROM THE DALLES. AltlUVi: vnoM Chicago Portland Sticcliil. l'2:2."i p. in. via Hunt ington. Atlantic Express, 12:60 a. 111. via Hunt ington. Ht. Paul Fast Mull, 9:25 p. in. via S(h) kane. Salt take, Denver. Ft. Worth, Omaha, Kan sas City, Ht.Umls, Chi cago and the East. l;0.'i p. in. Suit Lake, Denver, Ft. Worth, Omaha, Kan sas city, St. 1-ouis Chi cago and the East. Walla Walla, tawlston. Minneapolis, .St. Paul, Duluth, Milwau kee, Chicago aud East. I; 15 a. m. ;i:!:oa. m. OCEAN AND EIVEE SCHEDULE From l'ortlnml. I (All sailing dates sub j Ject to change ) 1 For San Francisco, , Sail every b days. 8:00 p. m. 1.00 p. in. Dally except .Sundav, h:00 p. in. Saturday, 10:00 p. m. Daily except hominy, (:0Oa. m. CoIuiiiIiIk Itlvur. To Astoria and Way-j JjiiiillllKs. I 1:00 p. in. except .Sunday. ' Wlllnnintti' Klver. I Oregon City, Newberg,' i Salem, Independence, and Way-ljiniilngs. 1:9) p. m. except Sunday. Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, 6:00 a. m. Tuesday, Thursday, ' -lino p. m. Monday, 'WednoMlny Friday. :i:."ii)p. m Corvallls and Wity-l-amllngs. WllliitiinttK mill miilil 1 1 lllvora. .Mommy, Saturday, 1 0rcKnn clty )nvtou lln,i ! Wednesday 7:00a.m. , "way-liuidliigs. 1javo Hipnrla dally, :i:i0a. m. Nnakn Hirer. Itlparia to Leiviston. Leave LcwlMon dally, 8:J a. m. Parties Jcslrlntr to no to Hctimicr or points on,coiumbia soiitnern via inggs, suouiu take No. 2, leaving Tho Dalle at 12:25 p. in. making direct connections at Heppuer junction and Biggs. Returning miiklngdircctconnectlon at Heppuer junction and Ulggs with INo. 1, ar riving at The Dalles at 1:00 p. m. For further particulars, call on or address JAS. lUEI.AND, Agent, The DalleH, Oregon. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the food and aids Nature in strengthening and recon structing the exhausted digestive or gans. It Is the latest discovereddigest ant and tonic. No other preparation can approach It in efilciency. It in stantly relieves and permanently cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, Sick Headache, Gastralgia.Crampsand all other results of imperfect digestion. Price 50c. and tl. Largo sire contains 2 W times smullslxe. .Book all nboutdyspepsliimiilledlree Prepared by E. C. DcWITT a CO., Cblcafl Sold hy Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy. P1 Complete of Drugs at M. Z. DONNELL, THE DRUQQIST. You want the best, 0. L. Phillips has it, in CHICKENS llulf Leghorns a epeclalty, Given With ovory dollar's worth of goods purchased Bt my etoro for tho next Sixtv Days, 1 will givo ono uhancu on the following prh.es : ' t First nil IGBn.l', ' JVujch a.,. Chain 2-Smmtl prize 1 1'n,liB old Watch and Clinln i Tiit.il ...l ,. 1 KiiwiL-lti.. u. 4- Fourth prlsti 5 Fifth prize r .i.l.litliitt t il vini? nwnv these anil Kiiarantco my kooiIh to ho frt'uh. Givo mo a trial. Speaking of Blood Medicine : Dr. Wood's Sarsaparilla is the thing that cures. Do not forget it; wo huvo it, At 75c per bottle (larKo bottles); irimnmtfi'il, or you may Rut your money hank If not antiaflud. IN COMPOUNDING- PRESCRIPTIONS wo exertiico the ureateat taro. Wo carry tho heBt and use tho befit In com poumliiiK your-phvaicianu ortlurs. Our priceB we make bb low rh Ih consistent with efiiiiiont Borvico. We Carry a Very Complete Line of Everything appertaining to Drugs, Patent Medicines, Sundries and Photograph Supplies. GEORGE C. BLAKELEY, p. S. GUfWIfiG, ...Blacksmith, Horseshoer and Wagon-maker,.. -i:ai,i:u i.v- Iron, Steel. Wheels, Axles, Springs and Blacksmith Supplies Audit for Ituxnell .V Co.'s KiikIiich, Threshers Mini Saw Mills. Tolophono 1T,7. Long Distance 107.'!. j. E. FALT & CO., y Proprietor The Owl." y Purest Liquors for Family Use Delivered to any part of the City. lhoneH" 858LLonll Distance. 173 Second Street. ) 1 Lane, OKNKHAl. C, Wagon and Carrlago Work. C Fish Brothers' Wagon. Thlrfl and JcHcth, Plone 159 ! FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. Transact a Gonoral Banking Business. Letters of Credit issued availuhle in tho Kuatern Htutes. fjlKht lixchariKO and Toleuraphic Transfers sold on Now York, Chicnuo, Bt. Louis, San Francieco, Portland Ore Kon, Seattle Wasli., and various points in Oregon and WHshitiKton. Collections matin iif. ull nr.intu r ru., orahle terms. Tlie Columbia Packing Co., PACKERS OF PORKand BEEF MANUKACTI1KKBB OK Fine Lard and Sausages Curers of BRAND HAMS & BACON x)BfiD BEKF, ETQ. mm Bestaurant BiacKSitn Horseshoe L. Y. Hone, Prop'r. First-Class in Every Respect MKAI.H AT AI.r. 1IOU11N. Oysters Served in any Style. 87 Becoud Bt., Tbo Uullts, Or, AWAY. 1 Silver ""r l)ih iin.i Itutler Knife 1 8Ut Sllvur Knives ami Foiki nrizoH I will nut I itooiIh bh low iib thn W.O.. ROBERT TEAGUE, Cor. Second & Laiblin Sts, THE DALLES, OR, Just What You uuant. New ideas in Wall Paper hero. Such wide variety as we are showing never be fore graced a single stock, licul imita tion creton eliects at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap pupor prit'ee. Elegant designs, tasteful coloring, yours for it small price, at our store on Third street. Also a full lino of house paints. D. W. VATJSE, Third St. J.ti. HCIIBNCK, President. 1UX A. V1T. Ciublcl First national Bank. THE DALLES - - - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Bight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sola ob New York, Han Francisco ant'. porl land. DIRKOTOKS. D. P. TuoMi-soif . Jno. 8. Bouihci. Eo. M. Williams, Gho. A. Liibs. H . M. Brall. NEW LUMBER and WOOD YARD. Wu liuve on sulci h lull line of Ronch and Dressed Luniljer Mouldings, Brackets, Laths, Shiugles, Windows, Doois, OAK, FIR AND SLAB WOOD Which we will sell at hvo and let live prices. (llvo UK a trial ituil wo will In'"', you rlglit. GILBRETH&SON Til 1. I urn.. I V.il.lll Ut. m