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. jtinguished Testimony
No secret society in the world stands higher in noble aims nnd charitable
accnmpusumcnis uinn tiie tmcius 01 i -
i ..e !4
,1 1 1 U uuu ui us nilgai iiiaLiLU
.ions is the Ohio Pythian
PI une, at Springfield, Ohio,
which is ably presided over
bv Superintendent Le Fevre
and his wife, Mrs. Callic I.
Le Fevre, the matron.. The
latter has recently written a
InMnr wlitrli will cnmniriml
widespread attention because
of the prominence of the
writer. It is as follows:
"Messrs. W. II. Hooker &
Co., New York- Last year I
used Acker's lvtiglish Remedy
at the suggestion of a fneiuf,
for a serious, long-standing
throat diflicultv and extreme
ly hard cough. Had used
many well-spoken of prepara
tions without relief. I can
honestly say that Acker's
English Remedy removed the
difficulty and "stopped the
much. I did not mircnase
or use more than three hot- '
tics, and at least one-half of the last is still on hand. I also consulted phy
sicians with no permanent results." (Signed) Callif. I. Li: Iu.vki:.
The friend to whom Mrs. Le Fevre refers as having suggested Acker's
English Remedy is Mrs. V. B. Chilton, wife of the president of the 1 roy
Transfer Co., of Troy. Ohio, where this remedy has accomplished many other
cures in Throat and Lung Troubles. In conversation with an acquaintance
Mrs. Le Fevre also said: "If you will call on Mr. W. H. Schauss, a prominent
china and art merchant of Springfield, Ohio, you will find that he, too, has had
any amount of experience with Acker's English Remedy in his family, and
thinks they cannot keep house without it."
Ackerls Kngllsh Remedy is sold by all Unionists under a positive guarantee
that vour money will be refunded in case of failure. 25c., soc. and $1 n bottle in
United States and Canada. In England, 11. ad., js. -jd., and 4s. 6d.
We authorize the above guarantee. II'. II. UOOKKlt A CO., Proprietors, Xeio York.
For sale at Blakeley's Pharmacy.
I'KKSOSAL MKM'IUN,
Fred V. Wilson returned today from
Seattle, Wash.
Frnk Euau has returned from Port
land, where he was a witness before the
United States grand jury.
,Mis Jessie George, daughter of Judge
M. C (leorne of Portland, is visiting in
the e.itv, the guest of Mr. and Mrs. A. J.
Tolmi-
WHEN MADAME WAS AWAY. '
'A Woman Overhears the I'lnint of n
Man AVIiotf Wife Wnn la.
the Country.
Two men sat behind the vines of a se
cluded veranda to .smoke their after
dinner eigar.s the other evening. As
they smoked they grew confidential
and told each other some secrets that
were burdensome to their comfort. A
woman sat within the house, near a
window that opened 011 the veranda. It
was a warm night and the window was
open. But the woman was supposed to
be reading, and the men forgot her ex
istence. Snatches of the conversation
floated in to her. and as the theme was
particularly interesting to femininity
the woman listened. It couldn't be
wrong, she argued, because one man
was her husband :ind the other was her
dearest, friend's husband. Their talk
amused and interested her so much she
told it to a friend, and that person re
peated it in a newspaper office, and so
it was a secret no longer, .-ays the Buf
falo Express.
The theme of the men's conversation
is not an unusual one in Buffalo this
month. Dozens of other men could take
part in it if they chose. The dearest
friend's husband was trying to keep
house while his wife and the children
were in the country for a few weeks.
"You know, Clifford, I can make a
cup of coffee and broil a steak as well
as the next person, but when it comes
to washing disJhes, I dunk, that's all.
JIow the women keep tin dishes in
shape is more than I know. Then it
beats all how untidy the bridegroom
gets. I can't understand it, for I never
had any didicutty in keeping m.v shoes,
ties, collars and those kind of tliingviu
their place before. I suppose I forget
to put them away now, that I have the
breakfast to cook."
The woman listening laughed, for she
Tnew all about certain bags and boxes
which her dearest fricmi had in which
she stowed away her husband's soiled
linen and handkerchiefs and kept his
neckties straight. Slie remembered,
too, her friend telling her she had left
everything in apple pie order for Her
bert. "He'll get along nicely," the lit
tle woman had said, "for the flat is in
perfect order; there isn't a soiled ar
ticle anywhere, and I've left a supply
of cooked things and have told the,
milkman and baker to call every morn
ing in time for breakfast."
"it wasn't so bad until 1 had made my
first breakfast," the voice on the veran
da went on. "that was not a success,
for after 1 had made the coffee and put
on the eggs I sat down to read the pa
per a minute. What's a minute when
you want to find out about ttif situa
tion in UiinaV But it was long enough
for the coffee to boll ull over the range
and the eggs to get as hard as bricks.
What coffee was left tasted (pieer. and
I hadn'ftime to wash the dishes. I was
sure 1 had used only one plate and a cup
and taueer, but there was enough for
half a dozen persons. After 1 tidied up
the kitchen I thought I would look
over the 'veiling paper, when I remem
bered I hadn't made my bed yet. I
could have sworn burglars 'had been in
the room, for there were more shoes
and neckties and things lying around
than I could wear in a week. 1 couldn't
begin to put them away! Marion has
one of those long,. narrow boxes for my
neckties, and I tried to slralghten the
things' out and put them away as I
e for Tuii Chuonicdc,
yimus. iuui umw svnm,
n...,.i- n
I usually keep them, but it took
lonsr."
ton
Again the woman on the other side
of the window laughed softly, for she
remembered her friend telling how Her
bert always tried every pair of shoes ho
owned before he could decide which
ones to wear and how hi.- necktie box
had to be tied every morning as regu
larly as the bed was made.
"It is two weelcs now since Marion
went away," the man continued, "and
though I have written her that every
thing it, all right and that 1 enjoy
housekeeping. I t'hall be mighty glao
to see her back. Every dish in the house
wis used nearly a week ago. and 1 have
given up trying to wash more than the
plate and cup I need for breakfast.
After this I am going downtown for
breakfast and 1 am going to send for
the washerwoman to come and clean up
the house. 1 told Marion it wasn't nec
essary to have anyone come in; that I
could keep thimrs going for a month
all right. Our fiat is' so small there
never seemed much to do. but either I
am too busy at the office or I haven't
felt so well as usual, for this house
keeping beats me."
"You'll be glad when it is time for
your wife to come home, eh 7" wiid the
friend, as he knocked the ashes off the
end of his cigar, and the woman who"
listened made up her mind she would
write her friend that, very night and
tell her how glad Herbert would be to
see her and the children.
Nasal
CATARRH
In all its stagea there
should bo cleanliness.
Ely's Cream Balm
cleaa;ee,toothei and heals
the diseased membrane.
It cure a catarrh and drives
away a cold iu the head
quickly.
Cream Balm to placed Into the nostrils, spreads
over the membrano and is absorbed, liclief is im
mediate and a cure follows. It Is cot drying does
sot produce sneezing. Large Size, 60 cents at Drug
gist) or by mail ; Trial Size, 10 cents by mail.
'ELY IMtOTUKKS, SO Warren Street, New York.
Drying1 preparations simply devel
op orycatarru ; tnoy dry up tue secretions,
which adhere to the membrano and decom
pose, causing n far moro serious trouble than
the ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry
ing inhalants, fumes, smokes and snuffs
and use that winch cleanses, soothes and
heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy
and Trill cure catarrh or cold in the head
easily and pleasantly. A trial size- will bo
mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell the
EOc.sizo. Ely Brothers, J5G Warren St., N.Y.
The Balm cures without pain, does not
irritate or cause sneezing. It spreads itself
over an irritated and angry surface, reliev
ing immediately the painful inflammation.
With Ely's Cream Balm you are armed
against nasal Uatarm and xiay Fever.
DrJUNN'S
ONE FOR A DOSE.
DLLS
mil rnpm, rrorenl
TJ .
lurol(r.vlactioiitDf apt-unit. LmS9Z
A movement of tha bowels each dtr is ntreuir?
flnce 70U, wh will m ,,. i.. ...... ... n .
UW drmnsts. dr. QQSAMKO COPhlla-
"Last winter 1 was confined to my bed
with a very bad cold on the lungs. Noth
ing gave me relief. Finally my wife
bouuhta bottle of One Minute Cough
Cure that affected a speedy cure. I can
not speak too highly of that excellent
remedy." Mr. T. K. Houseman, Mana
tawuey, Pa. Clarke & Falk'a P. O.
Pharmacy.
Don't Hull it in, '
Just wet the affected part freely with
Mysterious Pain Cure, a Scotch remedy,
and the pain is gone. Sold by Clarke &
Falk.
Steam Wood-saw for sale. Can be bought
(or $200. Call at ttils office. m25-lm
Clarke & Falk'a flavoring extracts are
the beit. Ask your g for them,
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and am now prepared to supply every
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all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
Wasco Warehouse Company
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QUICK ItKMKl' 1UO.M MIS.
All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm
for rheumatism are delighted with the
quick relief from pain which it alloy's.
When Bpeaking of this Mr. I). N. Sinks,
of Troy, Ohio, sayB : 'Some time ago I
had a severe attack of rheumatism in
my arm and shoulder. I tried numerous
remedies but got no relief until I was
recommended Dy Messrs. Geo. F. 1'ureone
& Co., druggists of this place, to try
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They recom
mended it so highly that I bought a
bottle. J was noon relieved of all jntin, I
have since recommended this liniment
to many of my friends, who agree with
me it is the best remedy for muscular
rheumatism in the market." For sale
by lllakeley, the druggist.
flayed Out.
Dull Headache, PainB in various parts
of the body, Sinking at the pit of the
stomach, Loss of appetite, Feverishneas,
Pimples or Sores are all positive evldon
cee of impure blood. No matter how it
became so it must be purified in order
to obtain good health. Acker's Blood
Elexir has nevei failed tocure Scrofulous
or Syphilitic poisons or any other blood
diseases. It is certainly a wonderful
remedy and we sell every bottle on a
positive guarantee, lllakeley. the drug
gist.
Nljllit Wmm Her Terror.
"I would cough nearly all night long,"
writes Mrs. Chas. Applegate, of Alex
andria, Ind., "and could hardly get any
sleep. I had consumption so bad that
if I walked a block I would cough fright
fully and aplt blood, but, when all other
medicines failed, three $1.00 bottles of
Dr. King's New Discovery wholly cured
mn and I gained 58 pounds." It's
absolutely guaranteed to cure Coughs,
Colds, La Grippe, Bronchitis and all
Throat and Lung Troubles, Price 60c
and $1.00. Trial bottles free at G. 0.
Blakeley's drug store. 2
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Yes, AuguBt Flowerstill has the largest
Hale of any medicine in tho civilized
world. Your mothers and grandmothers
never thought of UBing anything else for
indigestion and biliousness. Doctors
were ecarce and they seldom heard of
appendicitis, nervous prostration or
heart failure, etc. They used August
Flower to clean out the system and stop
fermentation of undigested food, regu
late tho action of the liver, stimulate the
nervous and organic action of the Bye
tern, and that is all they took when feel
ing dull and bad with headaches and
other aches. You only need a few doees
of Green's August Flower, in liquid
form, to make you satisfied there is
nothing serious the matter with you.
Get Green's prize almanac. Clarke &
Falk's. l
Old Holdler'H Kxperlence.
M. M. Austin, a civil war veteran, of
Winchester, Ind., writes: "My wife was
sick a long time in spite of good doc
tor's treatment, but was wholly cured
by Dr. King's New Life Pills, which
worked wonders for her health." They
always do. Try them. Only 25c at G.
C. Blakeley's drug store. ii
You will waste time if you try to cure
indigestion or dyspepsia by starving
yourself. That only makes it worse
when you do eat heartily. You always
need plenty of good food properly di
gested. Kodol Dyapepsia Cure is the
result of years of scientific research for
something that would digest nut onlv
some elements of food but every kind.
And it is the one remedy that will do it.
Clarke & Falk'a P. O. Pharmacy.
When your hair appears dry and to
have lost its vitality it wants something
to give it life and vigor. We have what
the hair needa when it gets in that con
dition. We have ft the Crown of
Science Hair gin Grower and
Cocoanut OreamB' Tonic. They
will cure dand W ruff and all
scalp diaaatea. For aaie at Fram's bar
ber shop. Price 60c and 76c a bottle.
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PUMPS and
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prompt attention.
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THE DALLES. - - - OREGON.
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AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop.
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est and it can he used with the greatest benefit and satisfaction by old and
youiiK. its use can conscientiously he prescribed by the physicians with
tho cersainty that n better, purer or more wholesome beverage could not
possibly be found."
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