SALMAGUNDI.
Judge Guo. H. Williams, of Portland,
has known eleven prt'shtants, 80 he said
recently to a Euaeiie reporter.
Nover In his life has Edward VII.
made a speech that caused any disturb
ance In his own country or the diplo
matic world. The Kaiser might take
eome lessons from his toyul Iiritish
uncle with advantage.
These complaint? ol bad cooks, have
you observed come from elderly people?
Children are given the scraps around
home, say nothimr and get fat. The
world is all right ; the cooks are all right ;
it's your stomach that is out of order.
The Oregon Agricultural College ex
periment station has demonstrated that
a pound of pork can he produced with
three and one-quarter pounds of wheat
to be exact S.L'2 pounds. The wheat
should be ground and fed dry, the dry
feed giving better results than the wot.
Mayor Tom Johnson, of Cleveland, is
purrounded by u full eet of republican
city officers, who received over 3000 ma
jority. As Mr. Johnson promised several
things he knows ho cannot perform, his
republican colleagues will come in handy
when he titids it necessary to explain
bis failure.
Geo. Bilyeu and Geo. Rodgers, two
prosperous farmers, living a few miles
east of Scio, are the possessors of
a cow and a sheep who are champions
in:heartof stock multiplication. Mr.
Bilyeu's cow hasgtven birth to fonrcalves
within n year, and Mr. Rodgers has a
.ewe. which is the proud mother of seven
lambs, born within a year.
The Weston Leader says: "Apropos
of the celebrated brood sow recently
brought to public
Reynolds, which is raising
fourteen pigs, D.m P. Hicks calle at
tention to a similar animal at his place
above town that is entitled to even
greater credit. It is suckling only six
little pigs, to be sure, but in addition
nourishes a Jersey calf that strangely
adopted the sow as its mother. The
scene of domestic happiness depicted
with six pigs contentedly procuring
nourishment on one side of the sow, and
the Jersey calf on the other, is described
by Mr. flicks as novel and pleasing.
rritSONAL MENTION,
George A. Young, of Uakeoven, is in
town.
Grant Mays wbb n passenger on the
delayed train this afternoon for Port
land. Miss Ella Donaldson, a nurse in St.
Vincent's hospital, arrived hern today
from Portland to take a short and much
needed rest while visiting her father,
Mr. James Donaldson, of Kingsley.
Miss Nettie McNeal has laid aside her
duties in the I). P. & A. N. Co.'s oflice
for a short time, and left, this morning
for Portland, where she will take the
Northern Pacific tonight bound for her
old home in Watson, Missouri. Siie
will be absent about three months visit
ing her sister and friends there. We
wish for her a very plesant journoy.
Hob Hawn, of the California Chop
House, has returned from a visit to his
parents in Oniemee, North Dakota,
where he left his little daughter under
the care of her grandmother. Mr. Hawn
had not seen his parents since eighteen
years ago, when he left them to come to
the Pacific coast. As they have retired
from active business, Mr. Hawn is plan
ning to have them come out here and
sue iid their remaining dava in The
Dalles.
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Clark & Falk are never closed Sunday.
Don't foreet this.
You will not have boils if vou t,
Clarke & Falk'a sure cure toi boils.
Clarke & Falk have on sale a full line
of paint and artist's brushes,
A full line of Eastman Situs and sup
plies just received by Clarke & Falk.
Clarke & Falk have received a carload
of the celebrated James E. Patton
strictly pure liquid paints
Sunie desirable city property for sale
or rent. For particulars call on Gibbons
& Marden.
notice by George i . ,. f ...,),.
a family of i .,!,... ,,,i K.,, ,..(. .., ,..
tu; c uasc u.mc, utuci jii.ittc, iuvcC nil..
See our window. Mays Crowe. lltf
For fresh halibut, perch, herring,
razor clams, and all kinds of fish in
season, leave orders with J. A. Carnaby.
Quality and not quantity makes De-
Witt's Little Earlv Risers such valuable
little liver pills. Clarke & Falk's P. O.
Pharmacy.
We have a $17.50 "Pennant" bicycle,
as good, if not better, than any $19, $20
or $25 wheel, sold by others. See our
For You to Read
"What puzzled mo in the beginning was that I kept losing flch without any
cause for It that I could see. 1 had a little trouble with my stomach, too, and
after a while began to grow weaker and to cough. The cough, I thought, would
soon go away anil cure itself, but
it didn't. It grew worse, and
then I began to spit up u pecu
liar looking substance. I never
thought of consumption, but one
day 1 had a hemorrhage, and then
was frightened in earnest and
did just what you would do. I
rushed to the doctor. He was
either too busy, or something
else, for ho didn't do me any good.
I kept going on down hill, and the
outlook was bad. Things took a
different turn, however, when I
heard of Acker's English Remedy
for Consumption, for I took it,
and it not only cured my cough
ing and spitting, but also" built up
my whole system. I took on per
manent llesh, and today am just
as healthy a man as you can find
in a week's travel. You m;:v bo
sure I always keep -U-kcr's Eng
lish Remedy in the bouse, and it
is a good thing I do so. for one
night my youngest child was
seized with croup. That hoarse,
wheezv cough was the first signal.
and I lost no time in giving the poor liltle sufferer proper doses of this grand
medicine. In almost no time the disease was under control, and my child was
saved. I advise every parent to have a bottle handy all the time. It serves the
same purpose in keeping crouut of the house that a good lock and key serve
to keep burglars out. It is both an expectorant and a tonic. It cured mo of con
sumption and mychildof croup, and I know what I am tulking about." (Signed)
Hon. M. IIotiAN, picture frame manufacturer, 242 Center Street, New York.
Aoltet's Knglish KemedyisinnUl by nil tlruggiM under b mnitiTo sunrnntrn nmi y0Ur m0n will Ik r
funded iu Cttao of failure. 33c.,&lc.und$lu boltliiiti U. N.anil Canada, la KtitilamJ. li.'Jd.,'Ja. 3d. .audi. W.
mllmki ( 4flff KUruiifftf. 11 , 11. llOOKI'M A CO., Proprietors, Afcw York.
For sale at Blakeley's Pharmacy.
if
IT IS USELESS P P W1STE OF MEY
nltfjto buy your Furniture abroad. .Besides saving you a IVeigbt
bill, we also save you ironi 10 to 2o per cent, on each and
every article purchased from us. Be wise and consider our
low price ofl'ers.
He was compelled, however, to take the , window. Mays & Crowe.
all-tf
calf away, as it was developing a milk
trust and getting more than its share,
to the manifest detriment of the young
porkers."
Here is a litMe story the Pendleton
East Oregonian tells for the benefit
of geologists and students generally :
"Sam Endecott, of this city, has been
digging a well for Charles Bronsou on
the south side of the Tutuilla, two miles
south of Pendleton. Mr. Endecott states
that at a depth of 21 feet, after having
dug all the way through hardpan, he
came upon the skeleton of an animal
nbout the size of a common domestic
cat. The skeleton was well preserved,
and the question now agitating him and
others is, how did that animal come to
be away down there covered with 21 feet
of iiardpan? It would indicate for one
thing that there was at some time in
the long distant past a great slide of
land from the mountains to the neigh
boring plains, and that cat or rabbit or
whatever it was called by the antiquari
ans of that day, was caught and buried
without the formality of a funeral.
Everyone has the right to speculate on
this matter."
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.
The partnership heretofore existing
between J. A. Carnaby and William
Summers, underjttie style of Carnaby &
Summers, has this day been dissolved by
mutual consent, William Summers re
tiring and J. A. Carnaby continuing the
business in bis own name. The said J.
A. Carnaby will collect all debts due the
late firm and pay all obligations in
curred by it.
Dated April 1, 1U01.
J. A. Caunaiiv,
William Summubk.
Catarrb Uauuot lie Uured.
with 1 local applications, as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh
is a blood or constitutional disease, and
in order to cure it you must take inter
nal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is
taken internally, and acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's
Catarrh Care is not a quack medicine.
It was was prescribed by one of the best
physicians in this country tor yeers, and
is a regular prescription, It is composed
of the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials,
free.
F. J. Ciiknev & Co., Props,, Toledo O.
Sold by drruggiota, price 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best. 12
FOR 8ALEAT A SACRIFICE.
The Biggs hotel and store, both doing
a good, paying business. The receipts
of the hotel stoae (or March were $500.
For sale only oa account of sickness in
the family. Apply to
la- lmd Jauks Haw-ham, Biggs.
UH... ei rr. nn- ....11 , :..(,..:.
paints when you can buy James E. j
Patton's sunproof paints for $1.50 per ,
gauon, guaranteed xor o years. uiarK a
Falk, agents. ml
Skin troubles, cuts, burns, scalds and
chafing quickly heal by the use of De
Witt's Witch Hazsl Salve. It is imitated.
Be sure ycu get DeWitt's. Clarke &
Falk's P. O. Pharmacy. r
Those famous little pills, DeWitt's
Little Early Risers will remove all im
purities from your system, cleanse your
bowels, make them regular. Clarke &
Falk'e P. O. Pharmacv.
Spring coughs are specially dangeroii6
and unless cured at once, serious results
often follow. One Minute Cough Cure
acts like magic. It is not a common
mixture but is a high grade remedy.
Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
You cannot enjoy perfect health, rosy
cheeks and sparkling eyes if your liver
is sluggish and your bowels clogged. De
Win's Little Early Risers cleanse the
whole systeji. They never gripe. Clarke
& Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
For sale, on easy terms, a fine fruit,
hay and truck farm of about 200 acres,
ten miles from The Dalles. Fine iin
provements; about sixty acres bottom;
creek through the place; an ideal home
and income property. For further par
liculars see Gibons & Marden, The
Dalles, Oregon. m22wtf
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N OAK
Hook Gnu' ;
Highly Polihed;
as low as $12.50.
5-piece Parlor
.Suit ; fiuicy up
holstered ; as low
as .... $22.50.
I
GOLDEN' OAK Ohillmi
mer; as low as ..$5.75
FOR SALE.
Twelve head of work horses, plows,
drill, wagon and three sets of double
harnees. Approved notes taken. Ap
ply to A, C. Rick,
2m-wtf The Dalles.
Iryiiir preparations simply devel
op dry catarrh ; they dry up the secretions,
which adhere to the mcmbrano and decom
pose, causing a far inoro serioua trouble than
the ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry.
ing inhalants, fumes, smokes and snuiifl
and use that which cleanses, sootbeB and
beats. Llv's (Jream Halm la uucu a remedy
and will cure catarrh or cold in the head
easily and pleasantly. A trial sizo will bo
mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell the
COo. size. Ely Brothers, 5C Warren Ht., N.Y.
The JJalm cures without pain, does not
irritate or came sneezing. It spreads itself
over an irritated nnu angry surface, reliev
ing immediately the painful inflammation.
With Ely's Cream Balm you are armed
against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fover.
We offer for a limited period the
twice. a-week Giiuoniulk, price $150,
and the Weekly Oregonian, price $1.50,
both papers for $2 a year. Subscriptions
under this offer must be paid in ad
vance. f
For sprains, swellings and laments
there is nothing so good as Chamberlain's
Pain Balm. Try it. For tale by Blake-
ley, the druggist.
Subscribe for Tub Cuhoniclk.
Hi22!
ish
piece Bedroom Suit; golden oak (bi
as low as $12.50
Latest stylo Whito
Bede ; aB low as
Enameled Iron
$2.75
Fine Polished Extension
Table ; hard wood ; as low
ae $4.50
Our great line of
Carpels. Linoleums,
Oil Cloths and
Mattings
at correspondingly
low prices.
Golden Oak Side
Hoard. $9.50
Great Northern Furniture Co.,
Second Street, opposite Obarr House. THE DALLES, OREGON.
BE STRONG.
Lincoln Sexual Pills restore natural strength and
vigor. They do not excite or stimulate. Tiiev are a
perfectly pure and certain nerve food, ami every tablet
is standaried to absolute uniformity. Use them and
von w li rejoice 111 strength, nerve vigor and manly
magnetism.
Price, 1.00 per box buy of your druggist or sent
by mail on receipt of price, in plain wrapper.
LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO., Ft. Wayne, Ind
M. 'A, Doniioll, Ageut, The Dulled, Or.
DEALERS IN
All kinds of
Funeral Supplies
Cr andall & Bur get
UNDERTAKERS
tP EMBALMERB
The Dalles, Or.
Robes,
Burial Shrouds
Ete.
y
THE CELEBRATED
.. .GOIiUjUBlft BREWEKY..
AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop.
Of thn product of Hmh well-known brewery tint United States Health
ItuporlB for June 2H, WOO, says: "A more supeiior brew never entered
the labratorv of the United States Health reportH. It in absolutely devoid
of the HlltfhU'Bt trace of adulteration, but nu the other hand iH cotr.'posi-d of
the best of malt and choicest of bops. Itn tonic (iialltioH are of iho hlijli.
est and it can he used with the urimti-Ht Imnoflt mid satisfaction by old mul
youiiK. Its use can conscientiously bo prescribed by the physicians w 1 1 1 1
the cerealntv that a better, purer or more wholeHoinu beverage could not
possibly be found."
. , r-, rn 1. rriTTTn T"v ATT Tn ci T m ,
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PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened this -well-known Bakery,
and am now prepa-red to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
Subscribe for The Chronicle.
Advertise in The Chronicle,
Wasco Warehouse Company
Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain oi rii kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kinds
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, S? 1?2l!Sd
Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Peridle-
f"OTl "F'lfmf T'"H 'mnr w manufactured expressly for family
J. iJA.t. UHt). overv si!' k is nuuntntcud to civo satisfaction.
We eell our yoode lower than any Iioiihh in the trade, and if ymi don't think so
call and get our pneep and be convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Wheat. Barley and Oats.
Str. Rouulutor
REGULATOR LINE.
DALLES, PORTLAND k ASTORIA NAY. COMPANY
HtciimurN it Hit- iti'Kiilutur Mm; will Am ns per tin- lol-
owiiik m'IihIiiIl1, Hid C(iiuiany rvMurvliiK Mil) rltflit to uImiiro '3
M:!ii'ilulu without notice. 'jj
' down.
, l.v. Dalits
lit" A. M.
TiR-nluy .
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haiurilHV
Arr. I'ortla
, at 1 -:m v. m
ml
vv.
l.v. I'orlhiin!
ar 7 a. !.
Monday
. Weil hum) hv '
. . .Friday
Arr. DjiIIom
a ft i', k. 1
Ship your
Freight
Str. Dallos City. i
via
Regulator Line.
DOWN
l.v. Dalit
at 7 A. i.
.Monday . . .
WViliii'Mlal' 1
Friday
Arr. Portland
at 1 ::) i'. i.
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FOR COMPORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE,
E, Travel liy tliu HtuamerM of thu KcKiilntnr Mne. The Comiwuiv will eniK-nvor to kIvu l1"1"
K roiih thu lcst Hvrviuu noisllile. Kor fnrtliur ln'formallon uddrusii
, l'ortliuul Ofllec, Oak-Hlrcet Dock.
A A A
W. C. ALLAWAY, Con. At.
I C. J. STUBLilfJG,
WHOI.KSAI.K AND ItKTAH.
Wines, Liquors Cigars
Family Orders will receive prompt attention.
V (Joiidon I'Iioiik Mil
y i.onic nut. loin.
Next door to First National Hank.
THE DALLES, OREGON.
BREED for SPEED, SIZE and STYLE
EDMUND S.f
l-lur !sl o 1 1 tt A tt, ..1,1. k -t rn v i.i liriO
"'v """"""1 1 j-iiuiB mij nuigiu nanus, woigui' iuu
pouncla. Sirod by Zombro, 2:11, the boat son of MoKin
noy, 2:11 h.
.. uriiiMmitm, by lloxwood, eon of Nutwood. Second dam, b"e'
! a n l n T 1 1 i r 1 1" 'J1 f e'Vi2hhy Klnd'H,Ab(iallab, eon of Hamblrton
ian iu. liiini iiaiii. I'rimuiiu i.u a i.o...i.. ... w .. . ' .i . 1 1
- ..I .tiiiBinuin, pun ui tnaiuurino uiuai it.
n2Dn UND 8W 1,1 ,naiB t,,e teM0tl of 1001 at I" A. Porter's livery eUble, The
Dallee, Oron. Terms for the Season, $20.
For further particulars aee
jan!H).dw4mo FRED PTaWtP.T? 13rnnriflt0r.
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