Greatest of All
" Kvcrv 0110 in San Antonio, Toxns, snys
tluil Acker's Knplish ltunicily is tho greatest
tiiinp ever iiut up lor cougns,
colds, iistlinin, bronchitis,
croup nnti consumption. 1
have been using it over l'oui
years for nil forms of thront and lung trou
bles, and have yet to conic across a case
where it failed. We have four little ones in
our family, and neither my wife nor I have
ever lost a night 's sleep because of throat trou
bles aniolig the children. I guess that is more
than any other family can say. Acker's
English llcmedy is juntas effective for grown
up people as for the young. It seems to go
straight to the place where the trouble lies
in the throat and bronchial tubes and lungs.
It s-oothes and heals the irritated tissues,
lno.-ens up the phlegm and mucus in the
breathing pasases, quiets the nerves, invig
orates the constitution and stops the cough
inc. My advice to parents is to always keep
a bottle in the house. It will be n constant
safeguard asainst croup." (Signed)
P. G. Zimmekma.v, San Antonio, Tex.
SoldntlSc., CO:, and 51 a bottle, throughout the t'nlted
States anil Canada; ami In Kuglantl.at ls.Sl..2j.Sil.,
i.e4. If you are not gatutletl after buying, return the
bottle to your drugsUt ami get your money back.
H'e authorize the above wuruntfc.
II". II. HOOKEll fc CO., froprietors, Xev York.
For Gale at Blakeley's Pharmacy.
VEKSONAL MENTION.
Mr. an 1 Mra. Sam Broyle, of Tyeh,
were Hi town today.
Dr. .1. A. Littlefield, of Portland, wne
in town todav in attendance at the fun
eral of Miss Clara Davit.
J. A. Littk' and H. C. Hooper, of An
telope, were in town luet night, the
guests of the Umatilla House.
District Attorney Frank Munefep left
today for Fossil to attend circuit court,
which 'opens there nt-xt Monday.
Rrv. U F. Flank went to Goldendale
today to conduct pervicf? in th M. E.
Church of that plate tomorrow morning
and eveuing.
3Ir. and Mrs. Otis Patteison left on
the noon train for Vallu Wnlln on a
week's" viit with Mrs. Patterson's sister
at that place.
Attorney G. W. Stapleton, a facinnle
physical copy of our own ' Dutch" Mc
Coy, and a man who has smoked many
a cigar on hir likeness to the Sherman
count v wheat buyer, was in town today
trom Portlund.
Mr. E. U. Pease arrived home today
from u iiueiues trip to .Shaniko. Fie
roporta that the first loud of wool of this
Eeaer.n's clip arrived at tiie Slmnikn
warehouse yesterday from the Baldwin
Sheep & Land Companv'a ranch on Flay
Creek.
Dr. Eshelmnn left on the noon train
for Grants, from whence he will cross
the river and spend Sunday visiting his
mother, who resides a couple of miles
wesr of th- Columbus ar.d Goldendale
county road, and who has been in failing
health for Eome tune.
Miss Agnes Schanno, of Walla Walla,
niece of Mr. Etnile Schanno, of this city,
is here on a week's visit with the family
of her uncle and incidentally to act as
bridesmaid at the weddnig of her cousin,
Miss Alma Schanno and Mr. Joseph E.
Ditter, of North Yakima, which takes
place here next Tuesday.
Rj!iii.l of 'Th IrUh IJUke."
Squire Egan, an Irish gentleman of
the best type, has a young friend named
Edward O'Connor, a suitor for the hand
of Miss Fanny Dawson. Tiie party op
pored to Edward is a rich political
fcchemer named Squire O'Grady, who
Iihh kept some deeds by a legal hocus
pnciiH fo years from the young man.
Squire Egan has a young man about his
establishment called Andy. The young
man was supposed to be an orphan, but
in reality his father was an English lord
and his mother an Irish lady of ttie fa
mous Fitzgerald family. Fie was stolen
from his home when a child and was
reared in tho mountains by the mother
of Oonali Rooney, or Annie Kooney,
but now ie a butler and whipperin at
Squire Eton's mansion. Squire Euan
likes him for his peculiar, humorous
ways, and can't bring himself to part
with him even when he brings him hot
water for shaving in a large tin bucket
instead of a cup. Nauce, his mother,
is very haughty and was the wife of a
lord, who is now dead. By her perse
verance, bold and ingenious plans, she
not only recovers tier deeds and records
to her own large estate, bat also Edward
O'Connor's deed, which renders him
and his sweetheart, Fanny Dawson,
happy. She also gets the documents
irad papers from O'Grady, which re
stores herself to the rank of a high and
honest lady, making, at the sam time,
her son Andy, or rather "Arthur," his
proper name, the poseesor of the high
title of "Duke" and an immense prop
erty of nine counties, the province of
Ulster, north of Ireland, thus well en
abling lino 10 marry the beautiful farm
er's daughter, Annie Boonev, the daugh
ter of the kind lady who had sheltered
him in his childhood. '
Mr. Murphy, Dick Daw ion, Furlong,
O'Connor, Mane, Miss Rooney, Nance,
Fanny Dawion, Kathleen, Roslna, Ger
trude and Gloriana, are guests at Squire
Egnn's mansion visiting in the summer
I time. .Mr. Murphy is the witty Irish
lnwyer for Squire Ejfan, and Mr. Fur
long is the aw dude lawyer for Squire
O'Grady. I
The two scenes of "Robert Emmet" t
and "Marie" are given us a curtain
Miser or specialty. Specinlty and piny
last u little over three hours.
Notion, j
Communcing Monday, the loth inst., ;
the steamer "Iralda" will resume ser-
Dalles, leaving Cascade Locks daily
(except Sunday) at 0 n. m. and The'
Dalles at 3 p. in., and will run onj
schedule time. J
W. C. Aj.i.away, Gen. Agent.
Some desirable city property for aale j
or rent. For particulars call on Gibbons
& Mnrden. ulltf
Nice, genuine spring lamb can lie had
at the East End meat market. Po lu nil
& Heisler, proprietors. 11-21
We carry a complete line nf Sprinkl
ing's b9e balls, bats, masks, gloves, etc.
See our window. Mays & Crowe. lltf
For fresh halibut, perch, herring,
razor clams, and all kinds of fish in
season, lettve orders with J. A. Carnaby.
Quality and not quantity makes De
Witt's Little Early Risers such valuable
little liver pilis. Clarke & Falk's T O.
Pharmacy.
We have a $17.50 "Pennant" bicycle,
as good, if not better, than any $10, $20
or $23 wheel, sold by others. See our
window. Mays & Crowe. all-tf
If anything nils your hair, go and see
Frazer; he's the headquarters for all
hair remedies. Remember that he
makes a specialty of these goods. tf
Ackor's English Remedy will etopn
cough at any time, and will cure tho
worst cold in twelve hours, or money
refunded. 23 cts. ami 50 cts. Blakuloy
the druggist.
Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior
paints when you can buy James E.
WILD WITH ECZEMA
And Other Itching Burning
Scaly Eruptions with
Loss of Hair.
Speedy Cure Treatment SL2
Baihe the affected pnrts with Hot Water and Cutlcura Soap, to cleanse
the surface of crusts and scales, and soften the thickened cuticle.
Dry, without hard rubbing, and apply Cutlcura Ointment freely, to
allay itching, irritation, and inflammation, and soothe and heal, and
lastly, take Cuticura Resolvent, to cool and cleanse the blood. A
single set (price, $1.25) is often sufficient to cure the most torturing,
disfiguring, and humiliating skin, scalp, and blood humors, with loss
of hair, when all eiss fails.
This sweet and wholesome treatment affords iustunt relief, permits
rest and sleep in the severest forms of cczcniu and other itching,
burning, and scaly humors of the skin, sculp, and blood, and points to
a speedy, permanent, and economical cure when all other remedies fail.
The agonizing itching and burning of the skin, as in eczema ; the
frightful scaling, as in psoriasis ; the loss of hair and crusting of tho
Bcalp, as in sculled head; the facial disfigurement, as in pimples and
ringworm; the awful suffering of infants and the anxiety of worn-out
parents, as in milk crust, totter, and salt rheum all demand a remedy
of almost superhuman virtues to successfully cope with them. That
CrricuuA remedies are such stands proven beyond all doubt. No
statement is made regarding them that is not justified by the strongest
evidence. The purity and sweetness, the power to afford immediate
relief, the certainty of speedy and permanent cure, the absolute safety
ami great economy, have made them the standard skin cures and
humor remedies of the civilized world.
Pr.icn, Tun Skt, $1.25; conrtlng of Citicuiia Siue, -Sc., CimcoitA OtNTiinrrr, Mc, Ctm
ciip.a ItKsor.vc.NT. fOc. Bold tbrout'lioilt tliu worlil. 1'oTTia; Duuu a:;d Cuizu. Cone., Solo
I'ropa., Boston. " llnw to Cure Lvery llutaur," lrou.
THE CELEBRATED
IT IS OSELESS P P WASTE GF HlflJiEI
to buy your Furniture abroad. Besides saving you a freight
bill, we also save you from .15 to 25 per cent, on each and
Patton'e sunproof paints for si.oO per j every article purcnaseu iroin us. Je wise and consider our
gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clurk & ' low price oftbl'S.
Fa!k, agents. nil
.. GOItUfffBlfl BREWEKY
AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop.
Of the product of tbiH well-known brewery tho United .StntfH- llvnltli
Iiunorts for .In ni' 28, 11100, hh.vh: "A more unpuiior brew nevor i-ntured
the labratorv of tint United States Health reports. It ih iibeolntcly devoid
of the slightest truce of iHlnlieralioti, hut on tho other hand is roti,im.( (
the ht'st of malt anil rlmicout of hops. Itf tonic qualities are of the high,
est and it can he used with the greatest tienefll and salisfatition tiy oM ,
young, its use ran roiiecientioiiHly ho presenhed hy the physicianx with
the eersnintv that a liettur, purer or more whuleuomu beverage could nut
possibly he found."
. M , m "r Tl T- ATT TT1 n "T T71 f.
0 East Second Streoc, T-tiui ujxuuaa, ujxeju-ujn. f
PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened this well-known Bakery,
and am now prepared to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
Sifm troubles, cuts, burns, seahia ami
chafing quickly heal by thu use of De
Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. It is imitated.
lie sure yen get DeWitt's. Clarke &
Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
Thoe famous little pills, DeWitt's
Little Early Risers will remove all im
purities from your system, oleansa your
bowels, make them regular. Clarke &
Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
Moki Tea positively cures Sick Head
ache, indigestion and constipation. A
delightiul herb drink. Removes all
eruptions of the skin, producing a perfect
complexion, or money refunded. L'o cts
and 50 ets. Blakeley, the druggist.
Spring coughs are specially dangerous
and unless cured nt once, serious results j
often follow. One Minute Cough Cure
acts like magic. It ie not a common
mixture but is a high grade remedy.
Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy .
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on
a positive guarantee. Cures heart-burn,
raising of the fond, distress after eating,
or any form of dyspepsia. One little
tablet gives immediate relief. L'o cte.
and 50 cts. Blakeley, the druggist.
You cannot enjoy perfect health, rosy
cheeks ami sparkling eyes if yjnr liver
is sluggish and your bowels clogged. De
Wilt's Little Enrly Risers cleanse tho
whole system. Thev never gripe. Clarke
& Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
"I had piles so bad I could get no rest
nor find a cure until I tried DiiWitt'e
Witch Hazel Salve. After using it once,
I forgot I ever had anything like Piles."
E. C. Boice, Komers Point, N. Y. Look
out for imitations. Be sure you get De
Witt's. Clarke & Falk's P.O. Pharmacy.
GOLDEN OAK
Hook Cape ;
Highly Polished ;
as low' as SI 2.50.
5-piei:e Parlor
Suit ; fancy up
holstered ; ns low
as . ...$22.50.
ftp r jM
Wasco Warehouse Company
Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot rii kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kind?
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, S?!?!?
Headquarters fcr "Byers' Best" Pendle-
ayi TT'l rrn m This Flour r manufactured expresnly for family
ijxju. jl -uui UH0. every Hii :k is guaranteed to give uatiBfaetion.
Wo Bell our goodB lower than any hntiBn .u tho tratle, and if you don't think bo
call and get cur prices and lie convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats.
I rrKTiiT a i'A rA-rxraroc fit 'xrxi "jr rATJrr"jrr tat 'at jct rATA-A-i at arrj
ATAT A J'JCYM
GOLDKN OAK Chillbn
nier ; as low as . O
REGULATOR LINE.
DALLES, PORTLAND & ASTORIA NAY. COMPANY
Ktciinii.'rs nt th(. licKiilaKir l.luu will run itn cr tliu ful
uu'iiii; iiulii'dulc, tliu (.'iminiiiy nerving tliu rlKht to ulnuixu
n'!. cdulu wltlmiit initlic.
"I
Str. Rogulator
When your hair appears dry and to
have lost its vitality it wants something
to give it life and vigor. We have what
the hair needs when it gets In that con
dition. We have the Crown of
Science Hair ggprfo Grower and
Cocoanut Cream SLMt Tonic. They
will cure dand rulT and all
scalp diseases. For sale at Frazer'a bar
ber shop. Price 50c and 75c a bottle.
Working 34 UourN u Day,
There's no rest for those tireless little
little workers Dr. King's New Pills.
Millions are always buay, curing Torpid
Liver, Jaundice, Billiousneas, Fever and
Ague. They banish Rick Headache,
drive out Malaria. Never gripe or
weaken. Small, taste nice, work won
ders. Try them. 25c at G. O. Blakeley'a
drugstore. 2
Lectin ru Kggs fur Hale.
Single comb brown Leghorn eggs,
from imported stock bred by J. II.
Bailey, of Denver, Colo,, I rteder of
highest scoring Leghorns in the world ;
$1.23 per setting of 15,
Jak, Irki.akd,
mH-lm The Dalles, Or.
For sale, on easy terms, a fine fruit,
hay and truck farm of about 200 acres,
ten miles from The Dalles. Fine im
provements; about sixty acres bottom;
creek through the place; an ideal home
and income property. For further par
ticulars aee Gibons & Marden, The
Dalles, Oregon. ' m22wtf
.'-piece Bedroom Suit; golden oak fin
ish; ns low as $12.50
Lntest fltyle White
Bedb ; as low as
Enameled Iron
$2.75
Fine Polished Extension
Table; hard wood; as low
aa $4.50
Our great line of
'arjiols. Linoleums,
Oil Cloths and
Mattings
at correspondingly
low prices.
JJ
Golden Oak Side
Bourd...$9.50
Great Northern Furniture Co.,
Second Street, opposite Obarr House. THE DALLES, OKEGON.
BE STRONG.
Lincoln Sexuul Pills restore natural strength and
vigor. They do not excite or sti mutate, Thev are a
perfectly pure and certain nerve food, and every tablet
is standarized to absolute uniformity. Use them and
vou w 11 rejoice in strength, nerve vigor and mauly
magnetism.
Price, $1.00 per box buy of your druggist or sent
hy mail on receipt of price, in plain wrapper.
LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO., Ft. Wuyne, Ind
M. 'A. Donuell, Agent, The Dalles, Or.
DEALERS IN
All kinds of
Funeral Supplies
fZ
CrandallS Burget
UNDERTAKERS
EMBALMERS
The Dallas, Or.
Robes,
Burial Shrouds
Etc.
Advertise in The Chronicle.
IIOW.N.
, I.v. Dulles
III 7 A. !!.
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Htitiinljiv .
i' Arr. I'lirllanil
I, at -;.ia v. m.
nr.
I.v. 1'iirtliiiiil
II' 7 A. M.
.Miilnliiy
. Wcilne-Mlxy
. . . I- rlilny
Arr. Dulk-h
ii 6 r. .
Ship your
Freight
via
Regulator Line.
Str. Dalles City.
IHIWN
I I.v. Diillun
lit 7 A. M.
i Monday . .
1 Vliii't1iiy
Krltlny
Arr. I'ortlanil
1 at r. u.
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l, I'lirtlunil
at 7 "Ml A M.
TllfMlny
Tliur.Mlny
Hiitunlity
Arr Diillw
lit) ). M.
FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE,
Tntvol by the HK-nmorh ot tlio lli;ulatnr l.lnc. The Comiiany will euiicuvor In
ruiiK iiiu licit Kvrvico pD-oimc. i or lurlliur liiltirmauou uimrusH
I'ortlanil Oillce, Oak Htrcut Dock.
W. C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Agt.
:ur,?.-ri,irt.'rtjri,r,t.-tirlT
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Klvc Itn vat ,5
WIIOI.KHAI.K AND 1IKTAM.
Wines, Liquors Cigars
Family Orders will receive prompt attention.
Next door to First National Bank.
5 uoiiiimi riimiH ait.
K Liiiik HUt. 1001.
THE DALLES. OREGON.
BREED for SPEED, SIZE and STYLE
EDMUND S.,
Bay hJtallion, 4 years old; height 15J hands, weight 1050
pounds. Sired by Zombro. 2:11. the heKt son of McKin-
ney, 2:1H.
First dam, BriduBmaid, hy Uoxwood, son of Nutwood. Second dam, Lake
and Queen, dum of Ad Alene 2 2:20. by Lukeland'a Abdullah, son of Hawbleton
iao 10. Third dam, Prunella, by Alhambra, hoii of Mamhrino Chief 11.
KDMUND 8.UI wake the eeation of 1001 at L. A. Portor'a livery etable, Tbe
Uallea, Oregon. Terms for the Season, $20.
For further partloulara ue
jan30.dw4mo FRED FISHER. Proorietor.