Spring Opening OF Hi-Class novelties and wasK Fabrics i On Tuesday, March 19th Wo will have on exhibition one of the finest collections of novelties for Spring and Summer wear ever got together. As every wearer of educated taste quickly discards all that is passe and common-place, the progressive merchant strives to secure only that which is original, exclusive and of the latest mode. The ability to command the selection of whatever is distinctively meritorious, justi fied us in assuming the exclusive ownership of all the novelties in our offering for the approaching season, a manifest advantage to our customers, which they fully appreciate. All Goods Marked In Plain FlKures PEASE & MAYS The Dalles Daily Chronicle, MONDW MARCH 18, 1901 Oysters served in any style... At Andrew Keller's. W . TJiKASUKER'S NOTICE. All IVaini County irnrrutn r-Klntfr-il prlurtit hcptrinlier 1, 1HD7, will lie pulil on prxtiriitntloii lit my uillcw. IntrreM Hftir NfivrmliHr liU, I'.IOO. .IOIIN P. IIA.MI'MIIKK, Count)' Trenail rr. WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. Hon. D. I. Thompson, of Portland, will soon leave on a trip around the world, starting eastward. Hew Mr. Breck, of St. Matthews, I'ortlHnd, will preach at St. Paul's Kpieoopal church, this city, tomorrow evening at 7:30. The 0. It. & X. Co. announces its de termination to furnish Hull Run water at very reasonable rates to the people at Long Beach the coming summer. The new Oregon school law provides that "no contract shall be made with any teacher who is related by blood or marriage within the third dogreo to any II1MIII I W.C lt .till cjnlirw.l lmn.il ixlllmi.l lli.. ,uvi ui iiiv nbiiuui uwm 11 niuiuuv 11117 concurrence of all the members of the board, by a vote duly entered on the clerk's records of proceedings." ' Conroy, Son & Co., who lately came here from the Yaquina Hay country, have purchased the balance of the stock in trade of E. J. Collins &. Co., in the Kant ICud, and will in a few days open up with a complete stock of general merchandise. They will occupy the entire lower lloor of tho brick building. From County Treasurer Hampshire we learn that Wasco county's state tax for HlOO amounts to !fl7,810'.0:j and the fealp bounty tax to .t:,129.8U, making a total now duo and unpaid of ifL'0,1M!!).8U. If thiH tax is not paid by the first of May it will then become subject to in turett at biu per cent per annum. The Dalles hospital will bo open and ready to receive patients before the end ut the week. In point of fact, It may be eaid to lie opsn already, for two patients, "'iu from Sherman county and one from Mosier, who came here the other day BUppoMng the hospital was open, had to taken care of and were given tempo rary quarters in tho residence adjoining the hospital. A fliort time ago u wild-eat killed seven head of fine lambs belonging to S. A L. Co., at their ranch at jla.v Creek. The lambs were out of the unest imported ewes of the Hay Creek company, and were valued at't'50 each, luey vvere kept jn ,cloi(e pe( 1HHior tt shed nt the ranch, and were thought to be secure from the invasion of preda- itory animals. Rev. W. A. Harding preached in the Christian church morning and evening yesterday. The sermons were eloquent and instructive. He has an excellent reputation as an evangelist in tiie East and will hold a series of special meet ings while here. Those who like to hear a good speaker will miss a treat if they do not attend some of the meeting this week. While in the legislature Representa tive McGreer secured the passage of a bill making it a misdemeanor for any one to ride an eatray horse without first going through the regular estray pro ceedings provided by statute. The bill Is a good one and will prevent the indie eliminate riding of horses turned out on the range, aB parties so doing lay them selves liable to a heayy line. It is told of a certain economical old gentleman in ABtoria that he asked a restaurant-keeper how much would be charged for cooking ft dozen eggs, the latter to be supplied to the restaurant uiBn. The reply was "Five cents." Then the economical gentleman is sup posed to have responded, "Well, I'll come in every day at lunch time and have vou cook one of them for me." This morning Mrs. M. S. Jones gave a farewell party to the children of Miss Anna Taylor's kindergarten, on the oc casion of her little son, Alan's, leaving the school to go with his parents to re side in Waila Walla. Mrs. Jones furnished the little fo'k- with a heaping basket of just such tilings as little folks, all tho world over, like to eat, and each little tot in turn presented Master Alan with a token of his or her remembrance. Died, Saturday, lGlh ' March, at Spraguu Landing, Susie, the beloved wife of Robert Hawu, of this city, aged 'J7 years. The deceaeed had suffered for a long time from catarrh of the stomach, and her husband took tier on the bout Saturday morning hoping she might ob tain relief from tho waters of St. Mar tin's springs. Rut she was beyond re lief and died shortly after leaving tho boat at iSprugue's Landing. She leaves a husband and one child. The funeral took place from tho family residence this afternoon. A London paper says that some time ago u city magistrate tried a cawi of "Al abastar ugt. White," ami a little while ufterward there was one of "High agt. Ixiw," while later he was confronted with a suit of "Halfpenny agt. Penny." His honor was at first under the impres sion that some one was playing a joke, but the litigants were real enough. Strange conjunctions of names occur, however, in other places than law courts, lit the early part of the century a parson in Hloomsbtiry began one morning by tying the nuptial knot between "Prior and Nun," The second couple embark ing in matrimony were called respective ly "Doctor and Patient," and the third "Beans and Bacon." The fourth cop pie was put off for twenty-four hours be cause their patronymics were "Toogood and Best." "Come tomorrow," Bald the cleric; "sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof." The concert at ttie Vogt Saturday night, given by Anton Schott, ably as sisted by Lucien Vannod and Ottllie Sehnecking, waB a rare treat and deserved a better patronage. Mr. Schott's singing was highly appreciated by all who heard him. His vocal powers were given full scope in "Lohengrin's Farewell," by Wagner, and "The Two Grenadiers," by Schu mann. The purity and sweetness of his tones were, however, more noticeable in "The Heart Bowed Down" number. Ottilie Schnecking is also possessed of a very pleasing voice, and her numberB were well received. Tho selection from "Waffensclnnied" was well rendered by Lucien Vannod. The new law in reference to taking up estrays needs to bo studied, as there is a provision for u line of $10 to $100 to taking up an estray without complying with the provisions of the act. When an estray is taken up three notices have to be posted. It is provided, though, that no estrays shall be taken up dur ing the months of May and Novembei inclueive except breachy or vicious ani mals, which may be taken up in any month. Within ten days tho owner may claim and Becuro the animal upon the payment of .fl fee and a reasonable price for keeping it. After ten days tho county clerk is notified and the animal is appraised and sold, being advertised in a newspaper if of over $15 value. Georgo Phillips pleaded guilty in Justice Brownliill's court Saturday after noon to the larceny of a buggy robe valued at $12, the property of L. A. Porter, tho liveryman, and was sen tenced to a line of $50 or twenty-five days in the county jiil. Piullips had pawned the robe at Mosior for the feed of a team he had hired from Mr. Porter. This is the same young fellow who last fall was Injured on the railroad track at the Kast Knd by being thrown off a freight car on which he was trying to steal a ride. Ho scums to be well con nected, for his father is a banker in Butte, Montana, and at the time of tho accident lie sent the boy, through Marshal Driver, i50 to pay his doctor's hill and buy him it suit of clothes, Assessor C. L. Schmidt has divided the county for assessment purposes into hhvuii districts and appointed six depu ties to assess (lie six districts outside The Dalles and its immediate surroundings, K. B. Wood has been appointed to as sess the Mosier district; M. II. Nickel sen, Hood River and Cascade Locks; Henry Hudson, Sr., Bovd, Dufur and Right Milu; M unlock Mcl.eod, Kings, ley ; Asa G, Htogsdill, Tygh, Wamic and Wapimtia, and Fred VV. Wallace, Ante lope and Bakeoven. The deputies will commence work as soon as they are fur nished with the township plate made necessary by the new assessment law. Mr. Schmidt is hard at work checking tip deeded property and placing it on the township and city plats. When those who were on the inside track of the late Corbett campaign "talk out in meetln' " they say things that furnish rich food for thought to us unso phisticated folks who were far removed from the scene of the conflict. Said one of these, who edits a VHlley sheet that was rabidly Corbett during tho cam paign, to a Dalles man not many hours ago : "It is a shame and a disgrace that Corbett wasn't elected after spending all tho money hn did to procure his elec tion. Tho old man has more sense than all bis advisers. If it had not been for that fool, Graham Glass, no one would oyer have heard a word about that $1500 that tho state house jinitor got away with. It was through Glass' fool idiocy that the janitor was arrested and the thing exposeeil. Corbett propoeed to give the janitor $:)500 more to keep his mouth shut, bnt Glaes would have his way, and you know the result." St. Patrick's day passed oil' quietly at Tne Dalles, and, while the ceremony ol "drownin' the shamrock" wasdoubtless religiously observed, the lino of decorum was not transgressed in any instanco that came under the eye of tiie reporter. Nearly everybody on the street wore some emblem in honor of Ireland's patron saint. The most picturesque adornment in this lino was that worn by Tom Ward, tho liveryman. An im maculately dudish collar that reached to the tips of his ears formed a fitting back ground for a necktie made of broad, green ribbon, with a bow that extended from slioulde- to shoulder and ends that fell to below bis waist. On the collar of his coat was an immense imitation shamrock, crowned with a harp large enough to have been modeled after the one that "once through Tara's halls the Boul of music shed." On his feet were a pair of green socks, and to show off these to due advantage as ho perambu lated the street, he grabbed up his tin mentionables as a lady does her skirts while walking across a duck puddle. The Split Infinitive. References are frequently heard of late years to the so-called "split or cleft in flnitive." An infinitive is said to be split, or cleft when a modifier is inserted between the "to" and the verb itself. For example: "To earnestly seek piety Is to find it." "One must work in or der to really accomplish anything." "They sought to in that way ohtain their end." "They voted us $25 a month to still further increase the li brary." In these sentences "earnestly," "really," "in that way" and "still fur ther" cut or cleave the four infinitives "to seek," "to accomplish," "to attain" and "to increase." As soon as a split infinitive was dis covered and named students set them selves the task of searching among the classics for examples of it. They found that most of the best writers use the split infinitive rarely; some of them not at all. As a result of the discusBionB and investigation of the subject, present use on .the whole condemns the con struction. Some critics have instituted a warfare against it, and point out cur rent instances of it for correction, at the same time that they acknowledge that in an exceptional case it might he allow able. Their position is Hint though a split infinitive might Voselbly bo strong er or more emphatic than a whole one under rare circumstances, in the vast majority of cases it is decidedly weaker. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Sjnaturo of f&i Fruit trees ornamental trees, shrubs, roses, herbs, etc., for spring planting. W. !v. Payne, representing tho Oregon Nursery Co., Salem, will lie at the Co lumbiu hotel tho remainder of tho week and wilt bo glad to seo any one wanting anything in this line, lit. 1(1 Don't you know that Coeoannt Cream hair Tonic will save your anil your children's hair? You can get it for 50 and 75 cents a bottle at Frazer's barber shop, sole agent. tl Hustling young man can maku $00 per month and expenses, Permanen'. posi-1 tiou, Kxperluncu unneceHsniy, Writ quick for .particulars. Clark Cj.,1 Fourth and Locust Streets, Philadel- lipia, Pa, sS-ti Remember that yon don't have to be bald ; you can keep your hair by using Coeoannt Cream Hair Tonic. To be had at Frazer's barber shop. tf You will not have boils if vou Clarke & Falk's sure cure lot boils. Roy wanted to learn the blacksmith trade. Inquire at this office, inl5-lw Karly Rose seed potatoes for sale at the Btadelinan Comm. Co, mri-lm The New York Cash Store... 138 and 142 Second Street THE STORE THAT SAVES YOU MONEY. We are sole agents for tiie "American Lady Corsets," and have just received a full line of these goods, including the new "Straight Front" and "Girdle." AI" . iTfpMOriT IHgNT- No. 325 Straight Front, is an 11-inch, 4-hook clasp, made of best Knglish sateen, straight front, low bust, short under arm, long over hip and abdomen, or black onlv tbl.AO No. 132Girdle, is extra short, 9.j inches, 4-hook clasp, best English sateen, in black a.. oq only pl.aO We also have the "Model Form" with extra high bust and ''Cuta way" for stout ladies, at SI. 23. These Corsets. are far Biiperior to all other makes, and are fully guaranteed. WM. MICHELL, Undertaker and Embalmer Cor. Third and Washington Sts. All orders attended to promptly. Long distance puone -ion. Local, ius. Those in need of awnings should call on Vic Marden, who will give good work at reasonable figures. 12-lw IT .1, Tl mm n line Yellowstone Park Line. THE OlNINCI ('.Ail KOIHE FKOM POUTLAND TO THE KAST. THE ONLY DIRECT LINE TO THE VEU.OW- STONE PAIIK J.EtVE. No. 2. 'Union Depot, Filth and I sts ARRIVE. No. Fat mnll for Tucomix, ' Fenttle. Olvrnnln. (irnr's Harbor and Ponth lioiid pointy, dpukune, Kovs- Innii, ii. a., rmimaii, MoM-mv, tA'l-ton, liuf 11:15 A. M. fiilolliiuipininfngcoiiti , try, Helt'iin, .MIiiik'nihi Sr. Paul, Omaha, Kuntni ( Ity. Pf. Iiuls. ChlCHgo and nil points eat and MiuthciiM. riiei't Bound Exnrpss 11;30 P. Jt. for Tauiimit and .Seattle ' 7;X) A. M. Anil Intermcfllatu iiints I No I. ;.W i M. No. I'nllmnn flrt-rln4 una tonrlft leojers to Minneapolis St. I'aulnud Mlxouri river points without change. Vostibuled trains. Union depot connections In all principal title. BasRiiRC checked to destination of tickets, Kor handsomely llliistmtcddc-crlpttre matter, tickets, sleeplnij car reservations, etc., call on or write A. D. CHARLTON, Assistant General I'assenKT Agent, on Street, corner Third, Portland 2.V) MorrI Oregon. SOUTH and EAST via Souinern Pacific Co Shasta Route Trains leave The Dalles for Portland and way fctatlons at a. ra. ami 3 p. m. Leave Portland 8:30 n m " Albany V2.S0 a m Arrive Ashland 12:SI n m " SHcramento 5:00 p m " San Kranobco 7:4,'i p m Arrive Ofjdon S:45am " Denver 9:00 a m " KunsasCIty 7:'.!3iim " Chicago 7:13 a m Arrive Los Angeles 1:20 pm " El Paso 6:00 pra " Fort Worth G:30a m " City of Mexico 9:55 a m " Houston 4:00 u m " New Orleans . ., fefflem " Washington fi:4.' nm " New York 12;43 p m 7:00 p m 10:50 p m 11:30 am I ;35 a m a: 15 a m 11:13 a m 9:00 am 7 V25 a m 9:30 am 7:00 a m 6:00 p m. fi;:am 9:55 a m 4:00 a m B:'J3 p m C'42 a m 12 '43 p m Pullman and Tourist cars on both tralns Ohair cars Sacramento to Ogden and El Paso and tourist oars to Chicago, St Louis, New Or leans and Washington. Connecting steamship lines for Honolulu, Japan at San Francisco with several China. Philippines, Central and South America See agent at The Dalles station, or add.tes C. H. MARKHAM, General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or Notice No. 2 Is to all persons indebted to the late firm of E. J. Collins & Co. and S. L. Brooks to call and settle their account or note, as the case may be, by the 1st of April ; otherwise the accounts will be put Into the hands of our collector. You want the best, C. L. Phillips has it, in CHICKENS Bull' Leghorns a specialty. r I Bicycles - Bicycles Our new stock received. Columbias Hartfords Videttes Ramblers Stormers Pennants Largest lot of wheels ever brought to this city. Call and see them. MAYS CROWE. 9 9 J. E. FALT & CO., "The Owl." Proprietors of Purest Liquors for Family Use Dolivorod to any part of tho City. 1 ll0,u 8 ' 8581 hSSli Distance. 173 Second Street.