The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
SATURDAY
MARCH 10, 1901
SWIPED FROM EXC1IAXUES.
With regard to Uncle Kussoll
Sago's prediction of a money squeeze
wc maintain a cnltri confidence that
Uncle Kussoll will not he one of the
squeezed.
Editor Uryan has kindly told King
Edward how ho ought to run thiugs,
and now if the empire g02s to rum
no one can blame the Nebraskau.
Wc welcome Mrs. Nation to the
ranks. A paper edited with a
hatchet ought to be able to cut some
ice.
Mr. Corbctt, of Oregon, will ob
serve the remainder of Lent with all
the latest things in sackcloth and
ashes.
Cuba is having some difliaulty in
deciding how it can display a proper
.amount of gratitude without acknowl
edging too man' obligations.
Editor Bryan's opinion of King
Edward Is distinctly unfavorable.
Yet the latter brazenly peisists in
holding on to that throne.
Gold continues to pile up in the
United States treasury. The country
will expect Mr. Bryan to meet the
emergency with a double-leaded
editorial.
Several "anti-imperialists" who
went down to Washington to witness
the arrival of the empire, and were
disappointed, already want their
money back.
Oregon will probably produce a
few "Coal Oil Johnnys" should oil
be found to be one of Oregon's
natural products.
After "Teddy's" hunting ex
periences in Colorado he should be
an excellent fellow to get after the
Tammany tiger.
Full weight butter will now be the
rule in Oregon creameries according
to the new law.
"Tom" Carter would make a good
chairman of the irrigation corrmittec
at a Montana state convention.
John H. Fulton, M. A., a former
professor of Oriental languages in
the Royal University of Athens and
the Imperial University of Vienna,
advances the belief that "the abode
of Satan is the planet Saturn, where
he is now and has for years been
preparing for his final struggle with
God and the archangels, and that the
struggle is to begin in the latter part
of 1950." So long as we know now
where the old chap is situated, it
would be probably more elegant to
invite offenders to "go to Saturn"
than to mention the occupant by
name, comments the Salem States
man. But there will be some who
will doubt Prof. Fulton's accuracy
of location, for Lord Byron was in
his day recognized as an authority
on matters infernal, and he declared
that "tho devil's in the moon for
mischief," nor have we ever heard of
his emigrating since. But, whether
in moon or Saturn, by Jupiter we
nro none afraid of the old rascal.
Commenting upon the river and
harbor bill, talked to death, the New
York Tribune says: "If the bill
had been shot or hanged or drowned
or electrocuted, or even starved to
death, its trienda would not have
felt so deeply, but now thoy sit apart
and refuse to be comforted. It
might be well to note in passing,
however, that the United States
treasury is not among tho mourners.
Will somebody please tell tho
editors of the Portland Dispatch and
tho Salem Journal that John II.
Mitchell has been elected senator
and that republicans, generally, arc
not a bit sorry. It is surprising,
though, to find a dyed-in.tho-wool
democrat like Tony Noltner, and a
wild-eyed populist llko Colonel Ilofer
taking Corbott's defeat so much to
heart.
Robt. J. Burdette, who never raited
but one offspring, and had a good aiiter
PREVENTED BY CUT1CURA SOAP.
TREATMENT. Cleunso tho scalp and hair with warm shampoos of Cuticoua
EoAr, rinso with warm water, dry carefully, anil apply a light dressing of Cuticuiu,
purest of emollient skin cures, gently rubbed into tho scalp. This simple, refresh,
lug, and inexpensive treatment will clear tho scalp and hair of crusts, scales, and
dandruff, sootho irritated and itching surface?, stimulate tho hair follicles, supply
tho roots with energy and nourishment, and mako tho hair grow upon a sweet,
wholesome, and healthy scalp, when all elso fails.
Millions of Women Uso Cuticdba Soap exclusively for beantlfylnB the skin, for tho
ttODDlncof falUna hair, for solleulus ami whitening rcU, rouith hands. In the form or batua lor
annojli? irritations, for too free or otlcnslvc perspiration. In the form of washes for oleeramo
weaknesses, for inany sanative antiseptic purposes, ami for an tho purposes of the toilet, bath,
and nursery. Curicin Soap combines In O.nk Sop at O.nk I'iuok. viz., 23 Cents, the bust
skin and completion soap, and the debt toilet and baby soap In tho world.
COHFLETK KXTEimL AMD KTERXtl. THKVTSEJiTFOr. KYIHY HC3IOR, PH1CK .JS Conilltins
of Ccticvba Soil- (I.), Cuticrm ointment (Sir ), and I Otjicvm lthSOiriesiT ;',. v-oVi
c llraVufSelent to cu:o the wrcrc.t r.e ot tortunn.-. d.niurttic humor.. oll throufhoot the world. roTTlB
Otva iasu Cutu. Com-., bolo l'rop.. Bostoa. bnd lor ' Jiow io Cure Etcry Humor," tree.
dn most of that for him, of course knows
all about it, and writes: "I believe
there are some worren who could pin n
glass knob t a door. A woman cannot
walk so ni.tny miles around a billiard
table with nothing to eat and (nothing
to apeak oft to drink, but she walks the
floor all night with a fretful baby, with
out coint; Eound asleep in the first half
hour. She can ride oOU miles without
going into the smoking car to rest (and
get away from the children). She can
endure the torturing distraction of a
liouselul of children all day, while her
dear husband cuffs them all, howling to
bed before he is at home an hour. She
will not, and cannot walk 200 miles
around a tanbark track in six days for
5,000, butcan walk 200 miles in 10 hours,
up and down the crowded aisles of a dry
goods store when there is a reduction
sale going on."
If You would know
The Whole Truth,
Read between the lines.
"Figprune
Cereal
is the most
Nutritious
and
Economical
of any of the
Cereal Coffees."
That's the
verdict rendered
by those
who use
Cereal Coffee.
Among the tuns of thousands whohavo
used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for
colds and la trrippe during tho past few
years, to our knowledge, not a single case
has resulted in plieumonia. Tlios
Whitfield & Co., 210 Wabash avenue,
Chicago, one of the most prominent re
eall druggists in that city, in speaking of
this, says: "Wo recommend Chamber
lain's Cough llemedy for la grippo in
many cases, as it not only gives prompt
and complete recovery, but also counter
acts any tendency of la grippe to result
in pneumonia." For sale by Illakeley,
tlio druggist.
Kemomber that yon don't have to be
bald ; you can keep your hair by using
Cocoanut Cream Hair Tonic. To he
had at Fraz'r'u bur bar shop. tf
Catarrh Cauuot lie Unreel,
with local applications, as thoy cannot
reach the seat of tho disease. Catarrh
is a blood or constitutional disease, and
in order to cure it you must take inter
nal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is
taken internally, and acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's
Catarrh Cure ia not a quack medicine.
It was was prescribed by one of the best
physicians in this country for years, and
is a regular prescription. It is compoeed
of the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting, directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials,
free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Props., Toledo O.
Sold by drruggists, price 7fic.
Hall's Family Fills are the best. 12
Like Oliver Twist, children ask for
more when given Ono Minute Cough
Cure. Mothers endorse it highly for
croup. It quickly cures all coughs and
colds and every throat and lung trouble.
It is a specific for grippe and asthma and
has long been a well known remedy for
whooping cough, Clarke & Falk's
P. O. Pharmacv.
Moki Tea positively cures Sick Head
ache, indigestion and constipation. A
delightful herb drink. Removes all
eruptions of the skin, producing a perfect
complexion, or money refunded. 25 cts
and 50 cts. Illakeley, the druggist.
Ncliool Wanted.
A teacher wants a school in Oregon or
Washington. Address, J. A. Haylock,
The Dalles, Or. f25-2tw
Quality and not quantity makes De
Witt's Little Early Risers such valuable
little liver pills. Clarke & Falk's P. O.
Pharmacy.
Byrkett's choice full weight creamery
butter for sale at J. 11. Cross store. 14
J.S. SCHSNCK,
President.
Max a. VoiiT,
Uashler
mm Resiaurani
L. Y. Hong, Prop'r.
First-Glass in Every Respect
JIKAL8 AT A LI. IIOUltH.
Oysters Served in any Style.
87 Second St., The Dalles, Or.
First National Bank.
THE DALLES - - - OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
Deposits received, subject to Sight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on dav of collection.
Bight and Telegraphic Exchange Bold on
New York, Ban Francisco and Port
land. DIRKOTCfRS.
D. P. Thompson. Jno. B. Bohsnok.
Ed. M. Williamh, Geo. A. Libbx.
H. M. Bkai.l.
Nasal
CATARRH
In all ita (taxes tbero
should bu clciiiiliuoa.
Ely's Cream Balm
clean scs, soothes and heals
tliu diseased membrane.
1 1 cures catarrh and drives
away a cold lu tho head
quickly.
Cream Balm Is placed Into tho nostrils, spreads
over tho mcinhrano and Is absorbed. ItelUfls Im
mediate auda euro follows. It Is not drying does
not produce sneezing. Largo Size, SO cents at Drug
gltti or by mall; Trial Size, 10 cents by mall.
H.Y mtOTIlEKH, 68 Warren Btreet. New York.
FOR 8ALE.
A half interest in the best paying fish,
fruit and Poultry business in town.
Good reason for selling. Address P. O.
Box 357. mll-tf
L. Lane,
GKNKUAl,
II
until
...AND...
Horsesnoe
Wagon and Carriage Work.
Fish Brothors' Wagon.
Third and Jeffcrn. Phone 159
Oregon
Shot line
and union Pacific
IJZl'AIlT
o 1;
Chicago
l'ortlmid
tfiirclul.
lJ:i'i p. m.
riii llunt
liiKton. Atlantic
Kxpress,
l'JiCUa. m.
vlii Huntington.
TLMK SUHKM.M.HS
FHOM
TIIK DAI.l.KS.
Salt ljilie, Denver, Kt,
Worth, Uuniliii, Kan
sasOlty.St.I.nuls, Ulil
cago nml the Kust.
Salt Lake, Denver, Ft.
Worth, Omaha, Kan
sasdty.Sl Imis, Clil
cairn and the Hast.
St. l'aul i Walla Walla, l,ewUtou.
Fast Mall, i Mpoknne.Wallaeo.l'iiIl
J:2jp. ni. ninn, Minneapolis,, St.
vlutipo- i l'aul, Ihlluth, MUwnil
kane. i kco, Chicago ami Kast.
Aiinivi:
nto.M
1:0.' p. in.
1:15 n. in.
.li.TOn. m,
OCEAN AND EIVER SCHEDULE
From l'ortliinil.
3:00 . m.
I (All sailing dates tub-1
I ject to change.) I
For San Francisco,
Sail every days.
1:00 p. in.
Dally
except
hk, , Willi
a:00 p.'m. 'To
Saturday, I
iu:uu p. in.
(Joliiinlilu Illvnr.
Astoria anil Way-Landings.
-I.
Dally Wllliuunttf Itlvor. 1
SnV Otegnn City, Nowberg,,
r m i, '-lc-n. Independence,
O.tWu.m. and Vtnyijindings. !
1.00 p. ni.
except
Buuday,
1:30 p. m.
except
Sunday.
Tuesday,
Thui&diiy,
Saturday,
C:0i) a. m.
Tuesday,
Thursday,
Corvnllis and Way-Uindiugi.
Wllliiinim mill
Vanillin lilv.irH.
. ll.'Srtp. ni.
Monday,
IWediicsdiiy
Friday.
I
:!:) p. in,
.Moiiuay
IOregoiiClty,Daytouand!Weat?!"l'
7.00U.H1. . Way-ljindinga. ! iTldtiy.
I.eavo
Hiparia
dully,
:):40a. m.
Sunk., itiir. Leave
I Ijewiaton
Itlpariii to l2vlstnn, Hiao'a'.'ni,'
I'artieH de?lrlnc to go to Hemmcr or
points on Columbia t-oiitheru via Illgg, should
take No. leaving The Dalle at U:'jr p. tn.
making direct connections at Hcppner junction
and Hlggs. Returning uiHkiugdirectcoiiuectlon
at Heppncr Junction and Hlggs with INo, 1, ar
riving at The Dalles at l:a'i p. m.
For further particulars, call on or address
JAS. 1KKLANI), Agent,
Tho Dulles, Oregon.
Jast What
Yoa uaaot.
New ideas in Wall Paper here. Suoh
widti variety ae wo are showing never be
fore nraced a amnio atottk. Iteal imita
tion creton effects at ordinary prices.
Good papura at cheap paper prices.
Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours
for a small price, at our store on Third
street. Also a full line of house naints.
D. W. VAUSE, Third St.
BO YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
VMM
tradc marks
Jeiqns
COPVRIQHTB &C.
Anrouoaendlnit nskrlrli nnddnscrlntlnti ma
qnieklf mcerialn our opinion free wfiethvr n ,
iiivuiiiliiii is probnoly natentablo. Coniniunlcr
(loin utrlctjjrooiiOdentlal. Handbook on I'atenti
juii I froo. Oldest nueno' for sevurlUK patents.
I'utei.ts taken tbrouuli Aiuim & Co. receive
tprtkil natkf, without cbsruo, In tlio
Scrtwiirc ftmm.
A handsomelr lllnitrated weeklr. I.nrgeit clr.
rulutloii of any sclcntltlo loiirnal. Terms. H
reari four months, II. Bold by all nowsdualem.
MUNN & Cu Nfjw York
GIVEH AWAY.
With nvory dollar's worth of (roods purohased at my store for tho next Hlsty
Days, 1 will nlvo one chance on tho following prizes :
1 Flrst t;txe 1 Oent'ii Gold Watch and Clmln
2 Second prize 1 Ladles Gold Wntoh and Cmi
3 Third prize ; '-- mukh,K Set
I Fourth prl?.o 1 ''llvur Hntter )lsh and JJutter Knife
5 Fifth prlzo 1 8Ut "ilvur Knives and Forks
In addition to giving awav tliHHti prizes I will Bull goods as low as the lowest
and guarantee my goods to be fresh. Give mo a trial. 1
ROBERT TEAGUE.
S J. E. FALT & CO., I
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Proprietors ii TV a nr1
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9 Purest Liquors for Family Use
)olivorod lo tiny part of tlio Oity. P
173 Second Street. 1
Phones: Bl Local,
80S hong Distance
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Chronicle,
dob Printers.
Mfsitynimir
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I Bicycles - Bicycles
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Our new stock recoived.
Coluiabias
Hartfords
Videttes i
Ramblers
Stormers
Pennants
Largest lot of wheels over brought to this city.
Call and sue them.
MAYS CROWE.
DKALKHS IN
fill kinds of
Funeral Supplies
GfaudaU & Barget
UNDERTAKE., f.
if EMBALMERS
Tho Dalles, Or.
Robes,
Burial Shrouds
Etc.
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YOUNG MAN!
lhonsandH of young and middle aged men growinir
prematurely old because of the practice of vice or wa-siW'S
have bteii restored to perfect strength and glorious man;
hood by nin iiia i of this worn-out man's.hest friend, and K
VOIl UNO I.INIIIH V l!.V-l1r nil r n ' - ...ill ...,,rIH
yourself and your friend hy hecoiuliiir a strong, manly
Dl.u it fin I . ' " . . 1 1.0
. Ti,vni iior uox nuy ui vour UrUKg st or hbih "
- V yM 1 nw f nar "ox buy of vour drt
wM mailln rocopt of price' ,n PlHin wrapper.
Ktf AM JW00LI nOFUBTABT 00., R.
M. . Dounell, Agent, The Dulles.
Wayne, Ind.