Greatest of All
"Everyone in San Antonio, Texas, says
Hint Acker's Knglixh Uetnedy is tho greatest
thing ever put up lor aniens,
colds, asthma, bronchitis,
croup mid consumption. 1
have been using it over four
fears for nil forms of thront und lung trou
les, mid have yet to come across u case
where it failed. We have four little ones in
our family, and neither my wife nor I have
ever losta night's sleep because of throattrmv
bles among the children. I guess that is more
than any other family can say. Acker's
English ltemeuy is just as effective for grown
up people as for the young. It seems to go
straight to the place where the trouble lies
in the throat and bronchial tubes and lungs.
It soothes and heals the irritated tissues,
loosens up the phlegm and mucus in the
breathing passages, quiets the nerves, invig
orates the constitution and stops the cough
ing. My advice to parents is to always keep
a bottle in the house. U will be a constant
safeguard atrainst croup." (Signed)
F. G. Zimmerman, San Antonio, Tcs.
Sold at Sc. 60c. ami fl .1 bottle, throughout the United
Statet anil Canada ; anil lit KnRlanil,atl9.al..'ii.s.l..
4s. id. If you are not satuflrd after buying, return tue
bottle to your druggitt and get your money back.
We authorize the above ituarantce.
1 W. II. UOOKEll tk CO., fropriclors, Aew lort
For sale at Blakeley's Pharmacy.
l'KKSONAL. MENTION,
V. E. Payne, representing tlieOreeon
Nursery Company, of Salem is in the
city on business for his firm.
Isaac and George Joles left this morn
ing, with two covered wagone containing
supplies, for their placer mines on Span
ish Gnluh. They expect to continue
operations at the mines till the water
gives out next fall.
Mrs. A. H. Huntington, of Bakor City,
is visiting with Mr. and Mrs. B. S.
Huntington. Her husband, who is
sheriff of Baker county, stopped oyer
here today on hia way home from taking
n prisoner to the state penitentiary.
I.enves Furtiino to OM Maid.
San Dikoo, Cal., March 8. The will
of Thomas Potter, late of South Bend,
Wash., who died euddeuly in this city
last month, will be contested by hie
etepson, Willl-im A. Potter, of San
iFrnncisco. The will leaves, the latter
one dollar and the rest of the property
is bequeathed to Miss . M. Chapin, of
this city, "whom," Mr. Potter eays in
bis will, "I hope soon to make my wife."
"Miss Chapin is an artist 03 years old.
The deceased was a year older. Young
Potter's ground of contest is undue in
fdaene'e. The will was executed the day
before Mr. Potter. Sr., died.
Don't Lot Thetn Sull'ur.
Often children are tortured with itch
ing und burning eczema and other skin
diseases but Bucklen'd Arnica Salve
heals the raw eores, expels inflammation,
leaves the skin without a ecar. Clean,
fragrant, cheap, there's no salve on
earth as good. Try it. Cure guaranteed.
Only 25u at G. C. Blakeley's drug store. 4
Food Chunged to l'olaou.
'Putrefying food in the intestines pro
duces effects like those of arsenic, but
Dr. King's New Life Pills expel tho
poisons from clogged bowels, gently,
easily but surely, curing Constipation,
Biliousness, Sick Headache, Fevers, all
Iv-'r, fv'ilney and Bowel troubles. Only
i'di-at G C Blakeley's drug store. 4
Caturrli Umiimt Itn Oureit.
with local applications, as they cannot
.reach trie beat of the disease. Catarrh
'is a blood or constitutional disease, and
in order to cure it you must take inter
nal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is
taken internally, and acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
It was was prescribed by one of the best
.physicians in this country for years, and
is a regular prescription. It is composed
of the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results (n
ctuiiig Catarrh. Henil for tcHtimonials,
free.
F. J. Chkney & Co., Props., Toledo O.
Sold by drruggistH, price 7fic.
Hall's Family Tills are the best. 12
Like Oliver Twist, children aek for
more when given One Minute Cough
Cure. Mothers endorse it highly for
croup. It quickly cures all coughs and
colds and every throat and lung trouble.
It is a specific for grippe and asthma and
has long been a well known remedy for
whooping cough. Clarke & Falk'e
P. O. Pharmacy.
Moki Tea positively cures Sick Head
ache, indigestion and constipation. A
delightful herb drink. Removes all
eruptions of the skin, producing a perfect
complexion, or money refunded. 25 cts
and 60 cts. Ulakelny, the drtigilat.
Remember that you don't have tn be
bald ; yon can keep your hair by using
Cocoanut Cream Hair Tonic. To he
had at Frazur's barber shop. tf
WHEN MADAME WAS AWAY. '
A Voinnn Ovrrhonm llir Plntnt 11 1 n
.Man Whom- Wife Vim In
the Country.
'J' wo men hat behind the vine.-- of a se
cluded erutula to smoke their after
dinner cigars the other evening. As
tlie smoked thi grew eoiilliieutial
and told each other some secrets that
were burdensome to their comfort. A
woman sat within the house, near a
window thai opened on the veranda. It
was a warm night tint! the window was
open. But the woman wuvMippose d to
be reading, and the men forgot her ex
istence. Hiiatehes of the conversation
tloated in to her. and as the theme was
particularly interesting 10 femininity
the woman listencc'. It couldn't be
wrong, she argued, because one man
was her hiisbani: tint! the other was her
dearest friend's husband. Their talk
amused and interested her so much she
told it to a friend, and that person re
peated it in a newspaper olliee. anil so
it was a secret 110 longer, says the Ituf
falo Express.
The theme of the men's eonversat ion
Is not an unusual one in llutTalo this
mouth. Dozens of other men could take
part in it if they chose. The dearest
friend's husband was trying to keep
house while his wife and the children
were in the country for a few ueks.
"You know. C'litf'ord, I can make a
cup of coffee and broil a steak- as well
as the next person, but when it comes
to washing dishes, 1 flunk, that's all.
flow the women keep the dishes in
shape is more than I know. Then it
beats all how untidy the bridegroom
gets. I can't understand it. for I never
had any diflieulty in keeping my shoes,
ties, collars and those khC of tilings in
their place before. I suppose J forget
to put them away now, that 1 have the
breakfast to cook."
The woman listening laughed, for she
knew all about certain bags ant! linxe-,
which her dearest friend had in which
she stowed away her husband's soiled
linen and handkerchiefs and kept his
neckties straight. She remembered,
too, her friend telling her she had left
everything in apple pie order for Her
bert. "He'll get along nieeii, ." t he lit
tle woman had said, "for the Hat is in
perfect order; there isn't a soiled ar
ticle anywhere, and I've left a supply
of cooked things and have told the
milkman and baker to call ever morn
ing' in time for breakfast."
"It wasn't so bad until I had made my
first breakfast," the voice on the veran
da went on. "that was not a success,
for after I had made the coffee and put
on the eggs 1 sat down to read the pa
per a minute. What's a minute when
you want to find out about trie situa
tion in China'.' But it was long enough
for the coffee to boil all over the range
and the eggs to get as hard as bricks.
What coffee was left tasted queer, and
1 hadn't time to wash the dishes. 1 was
sure I had used only one plate and a cup
and saucer, but there was enough for
half a dozen persons. After I tidied up
the kitchen I thought I would look
over the evening paper, when I remem
bered I hadn't made my bed ye. I
could have sworn burglars had been in
the room, for there were more shoe.-,
and neckties and things lying around
than I could wear in a week. I eoiht'n't
begin to put them away! .Marion has
one of those long, narrow boxes for my
neckties, and I tried 10 straighten the
things' out and put them a way as I
usually keep them, but it took too
long.'''
Again the woman on the other side
of the window laughed softly, for she
remembered her friend telling bow Her
bert always tried every pair of s-hoi lie
owned before he could decide which
ones Ut wear and how his necktie box
had to be tied every morning as regu
larly us the brd was made.
"It is two weeks now since .Marion
weirt away," the man continued, "and
though I have written her that every
thing Is all rig-lit tint! that 1 enjoy
housekeeping, I Ji'.iall be mighty glad
to see her back. Every dish in the huiise
wan used nearly a week ago, ant.' 1 have
given up trying to wash more than the
plate and cup I need for breakfast.
After this I am going downtown for
breakfast and I am going to send for
the washerwoman tocoineand clear up
the house. 1 told .Marion it wasn't nec
essary to have anyone come in; that I
could keep things going for a month
all right. Our flat In so small there
never seemed much to do, but either I
am too busy at the otlice or I haven't
felt so well as usual, for this house
keeping beats inf."
"You'll be glad when it is time for
your wife to come home, eh 7" Mild the
friend, 11 he knocked the nshes off the
end of his cigar, anil the woman who
listened made up her mind she would
write her friend that very night and
tell her how glad Herbert would be to
s.ee her and the children.
STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING-
Notico is hereby given that there will
be a meeting of The Dalles, Portland &
Astoria Navigation Con, puny, at the
company's office in Tim Dalles, on Sat
urday, April 0, 1001, at 2 o'clock p, in.,
for the purpose of electing roviui di
rectors and transacting such other
business as may properly eomo before
said meeting. By order f the preHidunt.
The Dalles, Oregon. .March 0, juiii,
lm L. E. CicowK, Sec'y.
Physician and Surgeon,
Hpeclal attention given to iuriery.
el, 325 Kooms'JlumiW, Vogt Block
Force of lirnvtly Nnl AMvnyn Same.
It has been fount! that the force of
gravity at sea level is not constant at
all points on the earth's surface -thai
is a pound is not llterallv a pound
everywhere. In some recent observa
tions with delicate Instruments ('. A.
Almonetti has found that In 11 town
of Italy the. earth's attractive force
varied by one part in lu.roo. This
means that a standard pendulum (3!l.0!
inches In length), which bents seconds,
would lose mi minutes each year by
reason of this apparently slight dif
ference In the force of gravity In these
towns of Italy. A ton of gold, if weighed
on a spring balance, would differ in
value by the loss of w eight theoretically
by S.M) at localities where the gravity
was a 111 i 11 i 111 u in . The explanation
given of these variations of gravity Is
tho uneven massing of the material of
the earth's crust. Lit tic Chronicle.
Ill- ti-et I V!h 11 Wheel.
While Queen Vietorn was in Ireland,
whenever she went ut dri ing her car
riage was followed b six detectives on
bicycles. It is said that their business
was to look out for dynamiters. Lit
tle Chronicle.
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Clark & Falk are never closed Sunday.
Don't foruet th'iB.
Clarke & Falk have on sale a full Hue
of paint and artist's brushes.
A full line of ladies' black dress, skirts
just arrived at The New York Cash
Store.
Floral lotiou will cure wind chapping
nnd sunburn. Manufactured by C'arke
& Falk.
Girl wanted to do general house work
in family of three. No children. Ap
ply ut this oflice. nich5-Iw
Clarke & Falk have received a carload
of the celebrated James E. Patton
strictly pure liquid paints
Quality and not quantity makes De
Witt's Little Early ltisers Biich valuable
little liver pills. Clarke A Falk's P. O.
Pharmacy.
Don't you know that Cocoanut Cream
Hair Tonic will save your and your
children's hair? You can get it for fit)
and 75 centB a bottle at Frazer's barber
shop, sole agent. tf
Ladies : Don't look old at 40. See us,
where instructions are given showing
how to acquire and enchant age and
wrinkles into youth and beauty. Boom
30, next door to photograph gallery,
Chapman block. n8-4t
Acker's English Kemedy will stop a
cough at any time, und will cure the
worst cold in twelve hours, or money
refunded. 2-j cts. and 50 cts. Blakeley
the druggist.
How to Cum (.'roup.
Mr. K. Gray, who lives near Aiuenia,
Ductless county, N. Y., says : "Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is the best medi
cine I have ever used. It is a line
children's remedy for croup and never
fails to cure." When given as soon ae
the child becomes hoarse, or even after
the croupy cough has developed, it will
prevent the attack. This should be
borne in mind and a bottle of the Cough
Kemedy kept at hand ready for instant
use as soon as these symptoms appear.
For sale by Blakeley, the druggist.
The stomach controls the situation.
Those who are hearty and strong are
those who can eat and digest plenty of
food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests
what you eat and allows you to eat all
the good footl yon want. If yon Buffer
from indigestion, heartburn, belching or
any other stomach trouble, this prepara
tion can't help hut do you good. The
most eensative stomachs can take it.
Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy.
Prof. Ivison, of Lonacoming, Md.,
suffered terribly from neuralgia of the
stomach and indigestion for thirteen
years and after the doctors failed to cure
him they fed him on morphine. A
friend advised the use of Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure and after taking a few bottles of it
lie says, "It lias cured me entirely. I
can't eayjtoo much for Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure." It digests what you eat. Claiko
& Falk's P. 0. Pharmacy.
BOTTLED SUNSHINE.
A boon to the sick ami ullliuted in the
form of magnetic shields. Khettmatiam
paralysis, consumption, corpulency all
of the ills the human flesh is heir to,
treated by simple application of tho
shields. No disease can exist when
magnetism in sufficient quantity is ap
plied. The sick and afllicted are invited
to call at room 41, Chapman block, The
Dalles, Oregon, and learn how to gain
health and keep it when onco well.
fbSIMmd
Tim llHt I'luttor.
A piece of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound to
the affected parts is superior to any
plaster, When troubled with lame back
or pains in the side or chest, give it a
trial and you are certain to be more
than pleased with the prompt relief
which it affords. Pain Balm also cures
rheumatism. One application gives re
lief. For sale by Blakeley, the druggist.
Subscribe (or Tut: Ciiiio.Nici,e.
Complete
of
Drus
at
M. Z. DONNELL,
THE DRUGGIST.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
Transact a Gonoral Banking Business.
I.ettorH of Credit issued available in
the Eastern States.
Sight Exchange and Telegradiic
Transfers sold on .Mi- lork, Ulneago,
St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wash., and varimiH points
in Oregon and Washington.
Collections made at all points on fav
orable terms.
me Columbia Packing Co.,
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
MANDFACTUKKKBOK
Fine Lard and Sausages
Curers of BRAND
HAMS & BACON
JRLF.D BEEF. ETC.
SEEDS
ETIih most complete stock "WU
ot Garden, Grass, Field JCM
and Vegetable Seeds in
E bulk in Urn Inland Em-
pire ut the Fed. Seed and WZ
viruLiiij omul ui
DJ. H. CROSS, Yl
THE DALLES, OR.
SEEDS
Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.
It artificially digests the food and aids
Nature io strengthening and recon
structing the exhausted dlgostivc or
gans. It Is the latest discovcreddigest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. It in
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gastralgla.Crampsand
all other results ot imperfect digestion.
PriceSOc.andfl. LargoslzocontatnB2K times
small size, liook aU r.nout dyspepsia nmileUfreo
Prepared by E. C. Dc WITT ft CO., Cblcaga
Sold by Clarke & Falk's P.O. Pharmacy.
Spring
Suitings
The time will soon he here when evury
stylish dressed man will want an up-to-date
Spring Suit. Those, are the kind of
patrons I am tailoring for. Como in
and look over my Spring line of Suitings.
All the latest novelties for 11)01.
Suits to Order, $10.00.
John Pashek, The Tailor.
DR.GUNNS
ONE FOR A DOSE.
PILLS
ct day la necoITitry
Keraoto Pimples. Pr-Tent
I Uiijri.iif.a, l'urKy (licUluoU,
iJtiro Ih'MUcho ami Donnu.lV
A liiiift-iiiKpt of thn l.otiola Mh day la neoaunrv
lr n: ilth. Tlii-r i.dtb.r grip. Tnr.W,.a, '?
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owing schedule.
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FOR COMPORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE, 3
Travel by (he Hti-umcrs nl the KoRiiliitnr blue.
inn li ii mi. ))ist Mrvi(l0 ,,,,,,,11,,,
, I'nrtlniiil Olllee, Oiik-Htreut Dock. W.
J. E. FALT & CO.,
Proprietors Commepcjal Sample faOtTlS.
5 Purest Liquors for Family Use
Delivered lo any
9
Phones: 51 Local,
Si)S Long Distance
Grandall 5 Barget
DEALKltS IN mm- RobeS,
All kinds of undertake . i Burial Shrouds
Funeral Supplies embalmers Ete.
The Dalles, Or.
PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened this well-known Bakery,
and am now prepared to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
Wasco Warehouse Company
Headquarters for Seed Grain of all kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ol pll kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kinde
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts. 2lxMZn
Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle
ton FlOUr rh,fi ,,1(,nr 1B ""imifacturod exprDHBly for family
... .. , t'vorv Hack in giiaraiiteuil to give aatiBfar.tiou.
Wa Bell our goods lower than any hoime in the trade, and if you don't think bo
call and get our prices and he convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats.
BREED for SPEED, SIZE and STYLE
EDMUND S.,
Bav iStiillion. A vim vh nlrl liniiri.i i r.it i, ...l, i mnn
, j . W.V1J
pounds. Sired by Zotnbro,
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land i) ii'hii. iiuiti ui ah a I,, ,,,.) ! i... i i I, ... :,
u, ui ' i i i T J. ") '-"""'lami M AiHiimati, son ot iiamuiuioii-
lan ft). 1 hird dam, Prunella, hy Alhamlira, mm of Mamlirino Chief 1 1.
Uallei'W,!3 Tol'lTr " "Tu "'"o " f 1,101 1,1 A' K'rlur'B livery Htal.le, Tlie
uaiifH, Oregon. Terms for the Season, $20.
For further particulars boo
REGULATOR LINE.
DALLES, PORTLAND & ASTORIA NAY. 'COMPANY;
ut.v.nwrti ill tin. IIiM.'tiliitur l.llK! will rim its lit Mw. r,.t 1
-n i - iwi(
Hie Compiiny reserving the right In I'Iiimiko '
notice.
Str. DnlloB city. ?
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The O.mjmtiy will eiKlr.ivnr In give Its put ,5
i,-r furthur liifoniiiitlcill mlilrcKK 2
C. ALLAWAY, Con. At. ,
part of tho City.
173 Second Street.
nviiii i . uauun, vuil;iik i
2:11, the best son of McKin-
i ... . . .
FRED FISHER, Proprietor.
WEAK NERVES.
There in not a ease of nervoiiH weakucHfl in the world
oday (no matter what the caiiHo or of how long Htauiling)
that t ho ueo of LINCOLN SliXUAL IMLL8 according to
dlroctioiiH, which are simple and very easy to follow, will
i iLVvIV'm''.VII'H ,.mr"' Wliv ' you remain weak when
LINCOLN HK.VUAL PILLS will make you HtrongV
I'rice, $1.00 per hox huy of your druggist or Hunt hy
mail on receipt of price, in plain wrapper.
m JIf!00L BOPBIETABY 00., Ft. Wayne, Ind.
M. . Donnell, Agent, The Dalles.