The Dalles Daily Chronicle. MONDAY M AltOII 11, 11)01 27ft' FALL OF MAN. Judge Ilnzcn, of Topokn, who sont to jail Mrs. Carrie Kation, the hatchet heroine, has received from a woman in Douglas, Mich., this omi nous letter, says the New York Sun: "We now propose, if Mrs. Nation is held longer, to raise the greatest army of women the world has ever known, aud wipe man out of the earth." Judge Ilazen is unmoved. The smasher will not he released. What then is to happan? Will tire Michi gan woman earr' out her dreadful purpose? Will she start the snow ball and roll it until it becomes a man-crushing avalanche? For men, at least, the question is interesting. How can a man pretend to enjoy his meals when he knows that a dark conspiracy for bis ruin is hatching, or batchettng? How can he laugh and joke and shave himself and play at cards when he knows not how soon he is to be slaughtered ? Man has been on the planet for some time, and has been found rather useful. Indeed, the fellow is proud of himself and boasts con sumedly. But there comes an end to al! things. An arm' of Carrie Nations would overrun the world. There would be no resisting it. Un doubtedly the Douglas woman is of the high heroic breed. She doesn't care for man. Possibly man doesn't care for her But she will make him fear her. When her man-erasing arm' sounds its terrible approach, the long injustice of man to woman will be avenged. Man, the tyrant of ages, will be wiped out. Possibly a few good men, like the husband of Mrs. Nation, will be spared, but as for the rest of the scoundrels, they must fall. Thus does joint-smashing , lead to man-slashing. We cannot ask Judge Hazen to swerve from his duty. Let us all fall like men! the wires only help to give point to the remarks that pass over them. Some editors ought to do their writing over a barb wire fence," says the cynic of the Salem Statesman. SHINING AT OLYMPIA. The Tacoraa News believes that "the oratorical ability and word painting of some of the members of the Washington legislature is some thing wonderful to contemplate." It quotes the following stenographic extracts from a speech made this week in the house: "I appeal to your Christianity which is a civilization the world over to your grandfather." "Your manly ability learned you from your parents." "Your good will which you take place back with you." The following rhetorical gem is attributed to an East Side member: "Where do I stand? I stand here on my own personal feet," and he continued to declare that he was "entirely free to vote his own sim phcity and judgment." Nothing quite so good as this has occurred since the Georgia congress man asked "Where am I at?" The gentleman from the East Side was quite right, however, in declaring that he was entirely free to vote his own "simplicity." And since he stands on his "own personal feet," there is nothing to prevent him taking another stop and voting his own idiocy. It is assumed that the gentleman will not need "his own personal feet to bring him home. His railroad pass will cuablc him to give those overworked extremities a needed rest. Spokesman -Review. The Sumpter Reporter says: "Hon. II. W. Corbett recenty bought $1500 worth of stock in the Ohio mine near Granite, in which Representative George Barrett is interested." Take them to day and you will be well to-morrow. Baldwin's Allopathic Cold Cure Tablets, (Cold in ncaa) No.23B. 25c Saw Francisco. jj. i,. rt.vi.nwiN' co,. Your Cotd Curels the only remedy that really does cure in one day. llAKKY KODOEKS. Harry Rodgers Co. Sack amknto, Cal, k. i. baldwin co. You Cold Cure Tablets No. Jj-K are plendid for Cold in Head. v WM. DWINKLL. With Adame, Boothe & Co. Denvkr, Colo. H. L. BALDWIN CO. t dnd vnnr Cold Cure Tablets the safen and mast convenient remedy for cold in the j head. They cure.UJ every instance. U. V. Cooxso Clarke & Falk. The Dalles, Ortgon. Question Answered. Yes, August Flowerstill has the largest sale of any medicine in the civilized world. Your mothers ami grandmothere never thought of using anything else for indigestion and biliousness. Doctors were scarce and they seldom heard of appendicitis, nervous prostration or heart failure, pic. They used August Flower to cl'an out the eystem and stop fermentation uf undigested food, regu late the action of the liver, stimulate the nervous and orgaoic action of the sys tem, and that is all they took when feel ing dull and bad with headach?n and other achee. You only need a few doses of Green's Augii't Flower, in liquid form, to make you satisfied there is nothing serious the matter with you. Get Green's prize almanac. Clarke & Falk's. 1 "Up through the Inland Empire they have established telephone ex changes by means of wire fences and neighbor talks to neighbor in that region of magnificent distances with out the least trouble. The barbs on DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP. Notice is hereby given that the co partnership formerly exieting between the undersigned, Frank H. Watts and J. Insley Huston, as dealers in marble and granite, at I lie Dalies, Oregon under the style or firm name of Watts' Marble and uranite Works, is this day dissolved by mutual consent, J. Insley Huston disposing of his interests to G. It. Baker. The said business will, in the future, be carried on by Frank H Watts and G. R. Baker, under the stvle and firm name of Watts' Marble and Granite Works, and will receive all bills and pay all debts against said firm of Watts & Huston. Dated at The Dalles the 5th day of March, 1901. Frank H. Watts, lw J. Insley Huston. Your Face Shows the state of your feelings aud tho state of your health as well. Impure blood makes itself apparent in a pale and sallow complexion, Pimples and Sfcfn Eruptions. If you are feeling weak and worn out aud do not have a healthy appearance you should try Acker's Blood Elixir. It cures alt blood diseases where cheap Sarsaparlllas and so called purifiers fail; knowing this we sell every bottle on a positive guarantee. Blakeley, the druggist. Tin: Chuonici.e has made arrange ments with the publishers of the New York Tribune whereby we are able to offer the Weekly Tribune, which alone is $1.50 a year, and the twice-a-week Chkonicle both paperH for the price of one, namely $1.50 a year. By the same arrangement we can give tiie Tri weekly Tribune and the twice-a-week Ciiuo.vicle five papers a week for $2. All subscriptions under these offers pay able in advance. tf Among the tens of thousands whohave used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for colds and la trrippe during the past few years, to our knowledge, not a single case has resulted in pheumonia. Thos. Whitfield & Co., 240 Wabash avenue, Chicago, one of the most prominent re eall druggists in that city, in speaking of this, says: "We recommend Chamber lain's Cough Remedy for la grippe in many caees, as it not only gives prompt and complete recovery, but also counter acts any tendency of la grippe to result in pneumonia." For sale hy Blakeluy, the uruggisi. Hue that you get the original DeWitt's Witch Hazol Saivo when you ask for it. The genuine is a certain cure for pile?, sores and skin diseases. Clarke & Falk's P, O. Pharmacy. We offer for a limited period the twlce-a-week Ciiuoniclb, price $1,60, and the Weekly Oregonian, price $1.50, both papers for $2 a year. Subscrlntlons under this offer must be paid in ad vance, f Oregon Shot line and Union Pacific rou Chicago l'ortliiml Special. 12:20 p. tn. vin Hunt ington. Atlantic; Kxtiross, 12:50 n. in. via Hunt ington. Ht. Paul Fust Mall, 9:25 p. m. vlu Spokane. TIJIK SOIIKDULKS FUOM THE DALLES. Salt 1-ake, Denver, Ft. Worth, Omaha, Km' MsCily, St. Louis, Chi cago and the East. Salt l.ake, Denver. Ft. Worth, Omaha, Kan sas City, St. Imli, Chi cago and the East. Walla Walla, Ijjvviston, Minneapolis, St, raiil.lhiluth,. Milwau kee, Chicago and East. AitniVK FROM r.Co p. iii. -t : 15 it. in. rt::M a. m. OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE From 1'nrtlnnil. 8:00 p. m. (All sailing dates sub ject to change ) ) For Pan Kranclsco, Sail every 6 days. 1:00 p. m. Coluiulilii Jtlver. Dailv except milium., , . . , .... k-COp in To Astoria and Wav- Saturdav', Landing!,. 10:00 p. in. 1 Willamette Itlvar. Dally except I Oregon City. Nowhere, - !5 15 ' ! Salem, Independence, o.OO a. ni. , nIul rtny-LamJIiig!,. 1:00 p. m. except Sunday. 1:30 p. in. except Sunday. Tuesday, ' Thursday, i Corvallls and Way Saturday, Landing!,. C:00a. m. ! Tuesday, Thursday, Willamette and iiinlilll lllvnrx. l:no p. m. I Monday, Wednesday Friday. ' :S:S0p. ni. .Mommy, Saturday, i 0rCKon city, Dayton and ' Wednesday 7:00 a.m. Way-limdlngs. ftiday. lave ltiparin daily, ;l:40a. m. I Mnttko Hirer. Klparlu to Lcwiston. Leave 1iHiston daily, 8:S0n. ni. Parties Jeslrinc to ira to IletiDiier or points on uoiiiniDin souinern via mggs, snouia take No. 2, leaving The Dalles at 12:2.1 p. m. making direct connections at Hcppner Junction and Biggs. Returning makingdirectcounectton tit Heppner junction and Illggs with .No. 1, ar riving at The Dalles at 1:03 p. m. For further particulars, call on or address JAS. iUELAND, Agent, The Dalles, Oregon. WM, MICHELL, Undertaker and Embalmer Cor. Third and Washington Sts. All orders attended to promptly. T,ongr distance phone -133. Lucal, 102. 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE TRACE MARKS JESIQNS COPYRIQHTS &C. Anyone sending n sketch and description ma' quickly ascertain nur opinion free whether a i Invention Is probably patentable Commnnlcr tloiisstrictlycontldentlal. Handbook on I'atenti sent free. Oldest wrency for securing patents. 1'atei.ts taken through Munn & Co, receivw tprctal notice, without charite, in tho Scientific American, A handsomely Illustrated weekly. Lartrest cir culation uf any sclenlllln journal. Terms, (.'I a year: four months, II. Bold byall nowsdcalcrs. MUNN & Co.36,BrMd New York Urancb Office. CSt V BL. Washington. I). V NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Omen at Tub Dalles, Oiik.J Jan. 21,1'JOl. Notice Is hereby given that tho following named Bettler has 11 led notice of her Inten tion to make final proof in support of her cmiin, aim mai sain prooi win (hi mane be fore the regUter and receiver at Tho Dalles, Oregon, on Wednesday, March C, 1001, vise: Ailulllltt C Stent, one of tho heirs and for tho heirs of Ituth (icn evla Steel, deceased, of The Dalles. Oieunn. If E. No. 4'J10, for hu SKJ4 See -a, Tp 1 N, K 13 K, W M. She names the following witnesses to prove her continuous residence upon, and cultivation of said laud, viz: W. Cates, John K. Cook, M. II. Miller, James aiuiuiiMj.il au ui J. lie iMiies, uii'guu, JAY I'. LUCAS, j2 Kututcr NOTICE FOK PUBLICATION. LA.NIi OFFICK AT VaNCCUVKH, Wash,, ( Heb. 28, IWI I Notice is hereby given that the following named icttler has fllcl notice of his intention to make Una! proof in support of his claim, aud that said proof will bo made before W. It. 1'resbv. United States Commissioner for district of Washington, at his olllce in Ooldciidale, Wash., on Saturday, April W, 11KJ , viz.: WlllWllil A. Hues, II. K. No. 10051. for lots 5. C. 8. 0 and 10. section 10, township 2 north, raugo 15 east, W. M. He names the following witnesses to nrnve Ills continuous residence upon end cultivation of said land, viz: Andrew L. llunncll. tieorire I.. Iliinnell. Alhv M. llunncll and Miles Sllilllgan. all of Center. vltlc P.O., Washington. 1UCH2 W. It. DUNHAM, Keglstcr. L. Lane, OKNEUAL BiacKsmiin ...AND... Horsesnoer "HI Fish Brothers' Wagon. I Third aud Jeffcon, Phone 159 ttJriKyri.yijjrii-ir fwfrii'rtfrti'i IICGIirtHtD CHOCOLATE BON BONS. In talking of Chocolates pleuee remember Unit wo curry u full line of LOWNEY'S, jiiat oponed, freah from the factory. In pliiin and fancy boxes for Chriatn:nB trudu, mid ut prices to suit. Don't forijet Unit wo ar head quarters for tho best on earth. Name l.OWNEY settles it. Geo. C. Blakeley, The Druggist. J.S. SCIIENCK, President. Ma A. Voht, Cashloi first National Bank. THE DALLES OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, oubject to Bight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. Bight and Telegraphic Exchange Bold on New York, Ban Francisco and port. land. DIRBOTOKS. D. F. Thompson. Jno. B. Bguxnuk. Ed. M. Williams, Gko. A. Lihiik. U. M. Bkall. Drying propariitions simply dovcl op dry catarrh ; thoy dry up tho eccrctioiiH, which Bilhero to tho niumbrauo nutl decom pose, causing n far nioro KoriouH troublo than tho ordinary form of caturrh. Avoid all dry. tug inhalants, funics, smolccs nutl snuflH and use tliut which cleanses, soothes and heals. Ely's Cream Balm in such n remedy aud will euro catarrh or cold in tho head cosily and pleasantly. A trial sizo will bo mailed for 10 cents. AU druggists sell tho GOc. size Ely Brothers, Hfi Warron Ht., N.Y. Tho Balm cures without puin, does not irritate or causo snoozing. It spreads itself over an irritated and angry surfaco, roliov ing immediately tho painful inflammation. With Ely's Cream Balm you nro nrmod against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fever. ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Notice Is hereby given that tho undersigned has been duly appointed by the county court of tho Htato of Oregon for Wasco county, adminis tratrix of the estate of John Dalrymple.deceasetL All perilous having claims against said estate are hereby required to piesent the sumo to nie. properly verified, its by law reiilrcd, at my rest, deuce on the Floyd ranch, five miles from Dalles City, or ut ihoodlco of Bennett & Slnnott, within six months from tho date hereof, Dated this 21st day uf February, liui. AON KB IMLHVMI'I.E, Administratrix o.' the estate ot John Dalryni pie, deceased. ftiZ'i Just What You uiant. New ideas in Wall Puper here. Such wide variety as we art showing never bo fore graced a single stock. lieal imita tion creton effects at ordinary nrlcen. Good papers at cheap paper prices. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours for a small price, at our store on Third street. Also a full line of house paints. D. W. VAUSE, Third St. Nasal CATARRH Subscribe for Ttitc Ciiuoniclb. In all Its stages tbtre should be cleauliuena. Ely's Cream Balm cleaiiM.'s,iootueaml lies.lt the diseased lueuibraue. It cures catarrh and drives away a cold In the bead quickly. Cream Balm Is placed into tho nostrils, ipraadi ever the membrane and ii absorbed. Iteltsf is Im mediate and a cure follows. It 1 sot drying does not produce sneezing. Large SUe, SO oents at Drug gists or by mall ; Trial SUe, 10 cents by mall. ULY WWTUKKS, 50 Warren Street, New York. jPm mmmmmmmmmmmmm f m fa fa fa The Dulles, Op. The Chronicle, dob Printers. The People AN UNPE ECEDENTED OFFER! S Naiionai Family Newspape To till old and new subscribers pitying onu year iu udvnnce wo offer Tri-Weekly Tribune and Semi-Weekly Chronicle for $2.00. 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