The Dalles Daily Chronicle. SATURDAY -""TAKOff 071901 SUE'S ALL RIGHT. Bearing the cold name of Ozcro Lewis, i; lady of Marklcvillc, Ind., has outdone Carrie Nation. Carrie's system of piiRmg saloons out of business may be all right in Kansas, but it won't wotk in other states. Mrs. Lewis' scheme will work any where and to perfection. The other night old man O-zero Lewis forgot to come home at the proper hour, and so old lady O-zoro Lewis went out looking for him. He was found in a saloon seated at a table with a number of other men drinking beer. Now, Mrs. O-zero didn't grab an axe and take a fall out of the ice box, neither did she dynamite the mirror behind the bar, but instead, walking up to the man who gave her the chilly name, she took him by the ear and walking back to a good strong chair, sat down with the old man across her lap and there administered a first-class spanking. Other women were with her to see how the scheme worked, and so pleased were they that their husbands were led out of the saloons by the ears. There is much merit in this scheme. It is far superior to Mrs. Nation's idea, which is rude. That of Mrs. Lewis is truly refined. Husbands will not go to a saloon and drink cheap beer if they expect any moment the entrance of their wives, who will, forthwith, in front of all there assembled, spank them. Few men like to be spanded by their wives in public places. It is not so much the pain as the humiliation. Carrie does not strike at the root of the evil. Mrs. Lewis does. Carrie is too flighty in her ways. Mrs. Lewts is cool, deliberate and modest. For these reasons we believe that Mrs. Lewis' scheme of closing saloons should be approved and com mended in every section. Baker Democrat. purses nnd over-ride the wishes of the people who elect thom, but the penalty invariably is certain political death." The legislature passed a law mak ing 112 pounds of oats a bushel in stead of JIG, as heretofore, and a valley paper of the lG-to-l-or-bust persuasion characteristically says: "This will enahle the farmer to get more bushels to the acre and perhaps a greater profit on his crop." Question Alit oretl. Yes, August Flower still has the larpest sale of nny medicine in the civilized world. Your mothers and grandmothers never thought of using anything else for indigestion and biliousness. Doctors were scarce and they seldom heard of appendicitis, nervous prostration or heart failure, etc. They used August Flower to clean out the system nnd stop fermentation of undigested food, regu late the action of the liver, stimulate the nervous nnd organic action of the sys tem, and that is all they took when feel ing dull nnd bad with headache and other aches. You only need a few doees of Green'8 August Flower, in liquid form, to make you satisfied there is nothing serious the matter with you. Get Greeu's prize almanac. Clarke & Falk's. 1 It is with considerably more truth than poetry that the Tillamook Head light says; If the city of Portland can't raise the money to establish woolen mills we feel like passing round the hat, for we have been reading in the Portland newspapers for the past four years about pros pective woolen mills to be established there. What's the trouble, anyway cold feet? With all Portland's boasted wealth and advantages, there is a certain amount of mossbackism there which retards its manufactur ing growth. We get an attack of jim-jams every time we read about the proposed Portland woolen mills, nnd with so much wool procrastina tion we hardly know how people in that city feel. It is plain to see that those who want to make a manu facturing city of Portland get plenty of newspaper boosting, but very little financial boosting from the -very people who should help indus tries start up. DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP. .Notice is hereby given that the co partnership formerly existing between the undersigned, Frank H. Watts and J. Insley Huston, as dealers in marble and granite, at The Dalles, Oregon, under the style or linn name of Watts' Marble and Granite Works, is this day dissolved by mutual consent, J. Insley Huston disposing of his interests to G. R. Baker. The said business will, in the future, be carried on by Frank H Watts ami G. R. Baker, under the style and firm name of Watts' Marblo and Granite Works, and will receive all bills and pay all debts against said linn of Watts & Huston. Dated nt 'I lie Dalles the 5th day of March, 19U1. Frank H. Watts, lw J. I.vsi.ey Huston. Playet'. Out. Dull Headache, Pains in various parts of the bodv, Sinking at the pit of the stomach, Loss of appetite, Feverishness, Pimples or Sores are all positive evidon ces of impure blood. No matter how it became so it must be purified in order to obtain good health. Acker's Blood Elesir has nevei failed toenre Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any other blood dieeases. It is certainly a wonderful remedy and we sell every bottle on n positive guarantee. Bldkeley, the drug gist. Old Soldier' Kxperlence. M. M. Austin, a civil war veteran, of Winchester, Ind., writes: "My wife was sick a long time in spite of good doc tor's treatment, but was wholly cured by Dr. King's New Life Pills, which worked wonders for her health." They always do. Try them. Only 2oc at G. C. Biakeley's drug store. The Uiiko.nici.e has made arrange ments with the publishers of the New York Tribune whereby we are able to offer the Weekly Tribune, which alone is $1.50 a year, and the twicea-week Chronicle both papers for the price of one, namely $1.50 a year. By the same arrangement we can give the Tri Weekly Tribune and the twice-a-week Chronicle Avb papers a week for $2. All subscriptions under these odors pay able in advance. tf After Little Joe has spent a month or more, of the time he ought to have spent at his post of duty in Washington, in settiug up the pins for the election of his beloved friend Corbotl, it is positively cruel for the Pendleton Tribune, a very bosom cronie, as it were, of Little .loc, to write as follows: "Much speculation has been indulged in regarding the subtle hand of Senator Simon in the senatorial fight, and that he wus in strumental in the defeat of Mr. Cor bett is the opinion that is fast gaining ground. That Senator Simon was only a silent observer in tho fight Bounds unreasonable. That he did anything for Mr. Corbett is not apparent. Then, what did ho do?" The Granite Gom rips Representa tive Barrett because, as it alleges, ho ignored the almost unanimous wish of bis constituents in voting for H. W. Corbett in the late legislature. The Gom says: "Legislative mem bers can sometimes fatten their lank Among the tens of thousands who have used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for colds and la erippe during the past few years, to our knowledge, not a single case has resulted in pneumonia. Thos. Whitfield & Co., 240 Wabash avenue, Chicago, one of the most prominent re eail druggists in that city, in speaking of this, says: "We recommend Chamber lain's Cough Remedy for la grippe in many casee, as it not only gives prompt and complete recovery, hut alBo counter acts any tendency of la grippe to result in pneumonia." For sale by Blakeley, the drugirist. liou't Hub It In, Just wet the affected part freely with Mysterious Pain Cure, a Scotch remedy, and the pain is gone. Sold by Clarke & Fttlk. See that you get the original DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salvo when you ask for it. The genuine is a certuin cure for pilee, sores and skin diseases. Clarke & Falk'e P. O. Pharmacy. We offer for a limited period the twice-a-week Ciikonici.k, price $1.50, and the Weekly Oregonian, price $1.50, both papers for $2 a year. Subscriptions under this offer must be paid in ad vance, f Cocoanut Cream Hair Tonic will cure dandruff and all ecalp diseases, Don't neglect your hair. For sale at Frazer'e bi her shop, sole agent. tf Rooms to rent suitable for light house keeping. Apply at this office. 123. lw Oregon , Shot line and union PaciIfic TIME SOIIKnCI.K-S FROM THE DAI.l.KS. 'Salt l-nlte, Denver. Ft. Worth, Omiilm, Kim hum City, fit. Unils, Chi curd nml the Knst. nsi'Ar.T voi: I'ortliuiil Special. livio i. m. via llunt- 1111011. Atlantic Kjtpreo, VliM ii. m. vlu Hunt- iiiKton. St. l'iml 'Wnlln Wnllh, to-viston. Fast Mull, i wpnkaue.Walliice.I'ull :i' . m. nni n, Minneapolis, St. via Spo- I'lUll, lliiluth, Milwnu kane. kee, Chicago ami East. I .Salt Luke, Denver, Ft. Worth, Omaha, Kan sas City, SI. IjniU, Chi ciiro and the East. AIIRIVK most 1 :0,'i p. m. 1.13 n. in. :;X)n ui, OCEAN AND EIVER SCHEDULE From I'ortlnutl. 8:00 p. m. i (All tailing dates sub-' jeci to enuiiRe ) ( For Sun I'muciseo, ! Sull every 5 ilujs. Daily except Sundav, MCKi p. in. Saturday, 10:00 p. in. Dally except Sunday, (1:00 a.m. Culumliln It Ivor. To Astoria and Wuy- j Landings. 1:00 p. m. r.oo p. m. except Sunday. , Wlllniuntte Illver. , u l:S0p. m. OrcRon City, Nowhere,' except salcm, Independence, Sunday, and Wny-IjiiidiiiRs. Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, 6.00 u. m. Tuesdny, Thursday, Corvallis anil Way-Landings. AVIIIuliintte mill Vanillin Klvurn. I:.n i. m. Monday, 'Weduesilny Friday. :):."o p. m, .Mommy, Saturday, loreeon citv.Davtonund WodneMiay :ooa.m. i -wny.-jindlng. , I-cnve Kipariu dally, ilUOa. m. Hinike ltlver. Leave T lurialmi Hlparla to l.ewiston. htajlil'in! Parties deslrlne to bo to Hemincr or points on uoiumoiu houinern via inggs, snoum take No. 2, leavlUB The Dalle nt l'J:23 p. m. making direct connections at Hcppncr junction and Biggs. Returning niH'Kiiigdirectcnnuectiou ut Hcppner junction and lllggs with iNo. 1, ar riving at The Dalles at 1:05 p. m, For further particulars, call on or address JAS. IRELAND, Agent, The Dalles, Oregon. WM, MICHELL, Undertaker and Embalmer Cor. Third and Washington Sts. All orders attended to promptly. Long distance phone -133. Local, 102. 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE Hi TRADE MARKS JE8I0NS COPYRIGHTS AC. Anyone rending n sketch nnd Description ma' quickly lucertalu our opinion free whether a' , Invention is prohnoly patentable. Commimlcr Hon-strictly conllilcntlal. Handbook on Patents leal tree, ui'iesi ngency lor Bccuring puiems. Patents taken through Munn & Co. recelvu without charge. In tho ivreial notice, Scientific American. A handsomely llhutrated weekly. Largest clr. filiation f any edentate Journal. Terms, (.1 a years four months, 1. Hold by all newidealen. MUNN & Co.30IBroadwa New York Branch Offlco. (S3 Y Kc Washington. I). (' NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. L-a.nu OrricE at Tub Dali,kh, Ok;.,; Jan. 21,11)01. j Notlco Is hereby Riven that the following numed 1-eUlcr has filed notice of her Inten tion to make li rial proof In support of her claim, nnd that mild proof will be made be fore the repiMer mid receiver at Tho Dulles, Oref-on, on Wednet-day, March 0, 1!W1, viz: Ailnllno '. Htmil, one of tho helr.s nnd for the helm of Ruth ('en evia tileel, dcreaked, of The Dalles, Oicgou, II, K. No. I'JIO, for ho riK'J Keu 21, Tp 1 N, H la li, She names tho following witnesses to prove her continuous residence upon, and cultivation of Kald laud, viz: W. Cutis, John II. Cook, M. 11. Miller, James .Slmomon,ull of Thu Dalles, Oregon. JAY 1'. I.UCAH, J- Houbitr NbTlcTfFOKPIJIlLICATION! LAN!) OmCH AT VaNCOUVKK, Wash,, ( feb. 2, I'JOI I Nolico U hereby Riven that tho followlm; named tettler has lllcl notice of IiIh Intention to make Dual proof In support of his claim, mid that said proof will bo mudo beforo v. II, 1'reshy, United Stuten CoinmUsioner for district of WushinKtun, ut his ollice In (loldeiiduiu, Wash., on Buturduy, April 1!), 1001, viz,; Wllllum A. JtH, 11, E, No. 10051, lor lots , K, 0 and 10, section 15, township 2 north, ruiiKO 15 east, W. M, Ho namex the following wltuesseH to prove his continuous residence uuou and cultivation of said laud, viz' Andrew L. llunnell, (ieorue I., llunnell, Alby M. Ilunncll nnd Miles Mulligan, all of Center vllle P.O., UHshlDKton. rnchJ W. It. DL'NllAH, lleiilstcr. ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Notice Is hertliv lilveu that tho undershrued has burn duly npiJOlutcil by thu county court of Ihii Htato of Oreirou for Wasco county, adminis tratrix of tho estate of John Diilrymplc.dccfasetl. All Persons havinir claims aualnst said estate uru hereby required to picscnt tho same to me, proierly verified, m bylaw reipilred, at my resl deuce on the Floyd ranch, five miles from j-uueHi'ity, orm iiieomcooi iieimen oiiuiott, within six mouths from the date hereof, jjaieu mis -'it oay oi reoruary, inn AON KB DALKVMI'LK, Administratrix of the estate ot John Dalrym pie, deceased , fto'l L. Lane, OKNEKAL llantii ...AND.. Subscribe for Tim Giiuo.nici.-s, Horsesnoe Wagon and Carrlago Work. Fish Brothors' Wagon. hili.i .. j t.r.-. nu.n i rn CHOCOLATE BON BONS. In talking of Chocolates please remember tlmt we carry a full line of LOWNEY'S, just opened, fresb from the factory. In plain ilnd fancy boxeH for CbristiriiB trade, and at priceu to suit. Don't foruot tbat we urn head quarters for the best on earth. Name LOWNEY eettlea it. Geo. C. Blakeley, The Druggist. J.g. HCHRNCK, President. Max A. Vout, Cashlo) first Hational Bank. THE DALLES OREQON A General Banking BueineeB transacted Deposits received, subject to big lit Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptlj remitted on dav of collection. Sipht and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New l ork, ban rancisco anc Port land. DIREOTONS. D. P. Thompson. Jno. 8. bousncK. En. M. Wili.iamh, Gko. A. Lixnu. H. M. Hkam.. Dryiup; iircparntions simply dovel op dry catarrh; thoy dry up tho socrctiotiH, which adhcro to the ineiiibrnno and decom pose, causing n fiir nioro sorious troublo thou tho ordinur v form of cuturrli. Avoid ull dry ing iuhulauts, fumes, smokes and snuffa ami uao that Nvliicli cieanHcs, sootucs aim heals. Ely's Cream Uulm is such a remedy and will euro catarrh or cold in tho head easily and pleasantly. A trial aizo will bo mnilcd for 10 cents. AH druggists sell tho GOc. size. ElvUrothors, BO Warren Ht., N.Y. Tho Unlm cures without pain, does not irrituto or causo snoozing. It sprc&ds itself over an irritated mid angry surfaco, reliev ing immediately tlio pniiiiiu lnllammation. With Ely's CJrcnm Halm you aro armed against isasul Catarrh aim iiay i over. Just What Yoa Laant. Iw'i ff), New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such wide variety as we are showing never be fore graced a single stock. Real imita tion ureton effects at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap paper prices. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours for a small price, at our store on Third street. Also a full line of house paints. ?i wlv4i?se' Third st Nasal CATARRH In All Its itaes there should be cleunllncia. Ely's Cream Balm cleanresootu;:! and heal the dlscaned membrane. It cures catarrh and drlvea away a cold lu the bead quickly. Cream Balm Is placed Into the nostrils, sprtads oyer the membrane and la absorbed. Itellef la lw mediate and a cure follows. It la not drying does 9t produce sneezing. Large HUe, SO cents at Drug gist or by mall; Trial HUe, 10 cents by mall. 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