Iff The Dalles Daily Chronicle. WEDNESDAY FEU. 20, 1P01 ".1 GREAT OLD CIUl'." Gov. Gccr, of Oregon, is n gruat old cbap, says Judge Goodwin in the Salt Lake Tribune. There is n bill before the legislature for the purchase of a One house to be the executive mansion. The old man says of it that he is getting along first rate, in a house, the rent of which is $15 n month; that he can not afford to fursish and keep up a nice house, and if the bill becomes a law and the house is purchased, it will have to remain vacant while be is in office. The probability is that Governor Geer has been caught in some bouse at some time where there was no fireplace, and so, when he wanted to expectorate, rather than to soil the beautiful furniture set around in the corners, bo bad to raise the window and expectorate on the lawn. But we think it would be shabby in ihe legislature to buy a house, then not furnish it for the governor. It would not need much furniture; just some beds and here and there a chair and a mop. It would not do to put down carpets, -and there ought to bo bard wood floors so they could be mopped up easily every morning, or every week, as might be. We are saying this without knowing anything about Governor Geer's domestic relations. We take it that he must be a bach elor or a widower, because if he had a wife he never would have dared -to say that he would not take a finer bouse if it was presented. Oregon is a great state, one of the finest in the Union, but Oregon still has a good many mossybacks. They are a long-lived race, and the only cure for them is death. Referring to the dispatch of Sen ator Johnston iu this issue Tin: Ciiuokicli: cau at this moment only reaffirm every word it said in Mon day's issue. Mr. Johnston deceived Tin: Chuokicli: as he did hundreds of, others. He never could have been elected without the help Tm: Chkoxicu: gave him; he never would have had Thu Cm:oxici,i:'s support had ho not again and again given it out in the plainest possible way, that he would not support H. W. Corbett for United States sena tor. These pledges were given in numerous instances, and to scores of persons whom The Ciihoxicli: will produce at any time whenever any number of people in Wasco county raise a question of veracity between tbc editor of this paper and Senator Johnston. On the one side the situation in the Oregon legislature is "Corbett or nobody;" on the other "Nobody rather than Corbett," and a common ground of agreement between the two has not yet conspicuously ob truded itself upon the public vision. There is one thing that would reconcile us folks of Eastern Oregon to a state division, if anything would, and that is we would tct rid of Joe tiiraonism and Perpetual Candidate ! Corbett for evermore. How It U Done. The first object in life with the Ameri can people is to ''get rich ;" the second, how to regain good health. The first can be obtained by energy, honesty and aaving; the second, tgood health) by using Green's August Flower. Should you be a despondent sufferer lrom any of the effects of Dyspepsia, Liver Com plaint, Appendicitis, Indigestion, etc., such as Sick Headache, Palpitation of the Heart, Sour Stomach, Habitual Coetlveness, Duiness of the Head, Nervous Prostration, Low Spirits, etc., you need not suflVr another day. Two doeea of the well-kuown August Flower will relieve you at once. Go to Clarke & Falk's and get a sample bottle frre. Regular size, 75 prise almanac. cents, Get Green's HuBtling young muu can make fQ0 per month and expenies. Perumnen'. posi tion. Experience unnecessary. Writ' quick for particulars. Clark A Co,, Fourth and Locust Streets, Pliiladel bpla, Pa, sB-tr Baldwin's .Dys pepsia Tablets, food (digesters, start digestion properly- -make a healthy, clean stomach. Help the stomach to do its work prop erly until it's cured soc. San Francisco, Cau EinVAUD I.. J1AT.DWIN CO., I have valued 10 pounds nince tialng your Dyapeps.a Tablet. My stomach Is now in Rood condition. A. K. Loouis. ALAMEDA, Cau ' XDWARD L. BALDWIN CO., After suffering wltn itomach troulile for three years, I have cured myself by using your dyspepsia tablets, thereby avoiding a aurgical operation, which I was about to undergo. Rko. Stuhtkvajii. County Assessor's Office. Clarke.& Falk. The Dalles. On gon. Catarrh I'nnnnt lie Curml. with local applications, as they cannot reach the Heat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, ami in order to cure it you must take inter nal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and actB directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was was prescribed by one of the best physiciaiiB in this country for years, and ib a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients is what produces such wonderful results in curing CatHrrlu Send for testimonials, free. F. J. Cm:.sEY & Co., Props., Toledo O. Sold bv drrugc'ists, price 7ftc. HaU'sFauiily Pills an- the best. 12 It Girdle Hie Globe, The fame of Bucktun's Arnica Salve, aB the best in the world, extends round the earth. It's the one perfect healer ot Cuts, Corns, BurnB, Bruises, Sores, Scalds, Boils, Ulcers, FelotiB, Aches, Pains and all bkin Eruptions. Only in fallible Pile cure. "5c a box at G. C. Blakeley's, drug store. 1 The Ciiitoxici.i: haB mnde arrange ments with the publishers of the Xew York Tribune whereby we are able to offer the Weekly Tribune, which alone 1b $1.50 a year, and the twice-a-week Cmtoxicr.E both papers for the price of one, namely $1.50 a year. By the same arrangement we can give the Tri weekly Tribune and the twice-a-wepk CiiuosiOMi five papers a week for $2. All subscriptions under these offers pay able in advance. tf Reports show a greatly increased death rate from throat and lune troubles, due to the prevalence of croup, pneumonia and grippe. We advise the use of One Minute Cough Cure in all of these difficulties. It is the only harmless remedy that giyeB immediate results Children like it. Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy. Sal ton Sea Salt, five-pound package for 25 cents. Useful in treatment of rheumatism. At M. 'A. Donnell's. See our west window. f!8-lw Try Sal ton Sea Salt- for producing a sea bath at home. At Donnell's. See our west window. flS-lw 4 Quality and not quantity makes De Witt's Little Early Risers such valuable little liver pills. Clarke & Falk's P. 0. i Pharmacy. A cupful of Salton Sea Salt produces a refreshing "sea bath." Donnell sells it. See our west window. flB-lw Hamilton Brown's "0 Million" shoe fcor ,,ien' on,y 2 Bl The Xew York Ca8M BUSINESS LOCALS. Clark & Falk are never closed Suuday, Don't foreet this. Clarke & Falk have on sale a full line j of paint and artist's brushes, ' Clarke & Falk's flavoring extracts are the best. Ask your tf' cer for them. For sprains, swellings and lameness I there is nothing so good as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by Blake- ley, the druggist. Acker's English Remedy will stop a cough at. any time, and will cure the worst cold In twelve hours, or money refunded. 25 cts. and 50 cts. Blakeley the druggist. Millions of people are familiar with DuWitt's Little Ejrly Risers and those who use them find them to he famous little liver nllle. Nevor gripe. Clarke & Falk's P. 0. Pharmacy. Like bad dollars, all counterfeits of DeWitt'a Witch Hasel Salve are worth less, The original quickly cures piles, cores and all skin diseases. Clarke & Falk'? P. 0. Pharmacy. Wanted. A pirl to do sonernl housework. Must be a good cook. Good wages for a competent party. jl5-4t Mits. T. J. SKirrnur. Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior paints when yon can buy James E. Patton's sunproof paintB for $1.50 per gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark & Falk, agents. ml Sea salt for a sea bath. See? Don nell's drug 8 tote. ' flS lw You will not have boils if von Clarke & Falk's sure cure for boils. Look Here! All the Groceries, Hardware and Tin ware will be disposed of by the 1st of March, bb Ihe building will hn occupied by other parties. S. L. BROOKS. janlG-mchl Notice ! All persons indebted to the Inte firm of E. .1. COLLINS it CO., and S. L. BROOKS, are requested to call and settle up on or befun March 1st next without fai'. S. L. BROOKS. CHOCOLATE BON BONS. In talking of Chocolates please remember that we carry a full line of LOWNEY'S. juat opened, fresh from the factory. In plain and fancy boxes for Christmas trade, and at prices to suit. Don't forget that we are head quarters for the best on earth. Name LOVVNEY settles it. Geo. C. Blakeley, The Druggist. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the food and aids Nature in strengthening and recon structing tbe exhausted digestive or gans. It Is tbe latest discovereddigest ant and tonic. No other preparation can approach It in efficiency. It in stantly relieves and permanently cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence. Sour Stomach. Nausea. Sick Headache, Gastralgia.Crampsahd all other results ot imperfect digestion. FrlceSOc. ana fl. Large site contains 2K ttmei smaUBiie.BoolcallaboutdyspepsiutQHlledtree Prepared by E. 0. OcVITT A CO.. Cblcag Sold by Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy. Drying- preparations simply devel op dry catarrh ; they dry up the Becretions, which adhere to the membrano and decom pose, causing a far raoro serious troublo than the ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry. iug inhalants, fumes, smokes and uuufl"n and tuo thut which cleanses, soothes and heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy and will euro catarrh or cold in the head easily and pleasantly. A trial aizo will bo mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell the GOc. size. Ely Brothers, CO Warren St., N.Y. The Balm cures without pain, docs not irritate or cuue sneezing. It spreads itself over an irritated mid angry surfneo, reliev ing immediately the painful inilammation. With Ely'a Oream Balm you aro armed against Nasal Catarrh and Bay Fever. lightens the load shortens the road. HEASE helps the team. Saves wear and exjicufic. bold everywhere. HAPT. UY STANDARD OIL OO. lln AIIAIAI'fl . ONE FOR A DOSE. OILS lUraove PIiuhIbi, Pr'?cut t..,!!r.,!"'HiL.", h. ii S I M owNEysa i tfef ncstiti (Q WH OB DM'MUn tie. Hold hi lUugKuit. BK, a'cSAMKO CC i ffi Complete Cii?e of t Drus at M. Z. DONNELL, THE DRUGGIST. Just What You cuant. New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such wide variety as we are showing never be fore graced a single stuck. Real imita tion ereton effects at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap paper prices. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours for a Bmall price, at our store on Third street. Also a full line of house paints. D. W. VATJSE, Third St. F. s. Gunning, Blacksmith, Wagon Shop, Horseshoeing. Dealer in Blacksmith Supplies. nor Second & LaMs. 'Phone 157 J, S. HOUKNCK, President. .Max A. Voiit, ChhIiIci First national Bank. THE DALLES - - - OREGON A General Banking BuaineBB transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San FranciBco and Port land. DIRBOTOKS. D. P. Thompson. Jno. 8. SouxMcr, En. M. Williams, Gko. A. Lixuk. H. M. Bkall. MATT SHOREN, General Blacksmith and Horseshoer. All kinds of blacksmithing will receive prompt attention and will he executed in first-cliiBH shape. Give him a call. Richardson's Old Stand, Third St., near Federal, Tho DMub, Or. mu fiestaint L. V, Hone, PropVt Fipst-Class in Every Hespeet HKALN AT ALI. HOUltM. Oysters Served in any Style. 7 itconi St., The Dullcii, Or. IP M r RtonmcrH M'htu!, OW.MR M'livdulo without Str. Rogulator Ship your Freight via ! DOWN. , l,v. DiillcB lit 7 A, M, Tuesday l.v. Portland j III. 7 A. M. Monday Ul'. C, TliitTKrtiiy .... E SHtiirduy. .. . . wi'iuii'Miay m Xrr. na'i Regulator Line. a r : u, ! f Arr. I'orllimil B. nt -1 ::tu l. M. 8 . FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE, rons tin- tioht scrvlrt- ohsl lilt. X J. E. FALT & CO., y proprietors Commepciaj Sample Rooms. 9 Purest Liquors for Family Use Dolivored to an' pari of tho City. i honiH. jjgg'j DiBtance. 173 Second Street, j Crandall DEALKHR IN All kinds of UNDERTAKE EMBALMERS The Dalles. Or. 1 Funeral Supplies Wasco Warehouse Company Headquarters for Seed Grain of all kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain ot ail kin Headquarters for Rolled Grai n, ail kindE Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, si?" k"n Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle- tOn FlOUT Thit) FIour 1H '"""f'letured expreBBly for family vvouii. i i U8e: e,'erv'",t:k i Ruarantoed to give Bntinfaction. VVi3 HHII finr frnmln nuw tlifi., n.,., 1... .1... ... . .... call and Bet our mnd u7iir ' ""U " yU Un 1 "UM B Highest Prices Paid for Whea.t. Barley and Oats PIONEEB BAKERY. I have re-opened this well-known Bakery, and am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es. GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. THP HFI j .. .GOliOlWBlfl SHEWEKY .. t AUGUST BTTOWT.-ir-R T3 p-..?lth." ',r',u'u.ct.0' " w11-ki.on brewory tho UnitHd Ruu.. Health i'n .Mini, lUUU. MUVH! tho ht-Rt ,f ,n n.,.i i ' r. OHt and , can uiU ' f....... Ti . r"" the'l-l v" r LA"oy8..,,A..u.oreB,,u,lor brew never entered pZ.lhl.v b" fonnd,-' p,,r8r ort'"owolu8omB huvWago could not J ""U "oirum, inn DALLES. OREGON. REGULATOR LINE. DALLES, PORTLAND & ASFORIA NAV, COMPANY I of the IlPffiilntnr Mno will run nn jr tho ltA. tho Company rcwrvltiK the rlKht to chnngu'S notice Str. Dalles City. l.v. Itallfn l.v ,1'ortlnnd i " Ht7!(K)A. M. J M'y Tiu-wliiyS IKIWN it !Kld,!Lv.v.:.v" .S-Wl at I i.'tU f, M. " v mi, iitiiit.N ntfi v. it. . The f'omiiiitiy will I'lidcuvor to elvp tn ui For furllicr Information nddrfsN W. C. ALLAWAY. Qon. A(rt & Barget Robes, Bun'aSh Ete. FDDATCn r 0 "A nmru l I. I... I i Hll III rut.i u Ik . .. 1 .1 ' oumt naiKl is coruiioBoO oi d ' , M c 'lf re of tha hi,!, 0 . uuiiruL unii NHiiuiunnnn nil nifi uiiii BE STRONG. vi,.niUln xuaI P,ill8'.reejorA natural BlrenKthttiid f'Hrfuutly pun! and curVAlri nerv food, and nverv tnhlet v1mUH. h"1' Hl,iol"l iihlformity. Uee them and mHgnetlsuir '? Hlru"Ktl1' "rvu vigor und umnly hv !oxThay r yar drugpiet or sent LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO., Ft. Wayne, hid M. Z. Dunuvll, Agent, The Dulles, Or. n 1