SALMAGUNDI. Dry Goods Department. Advance salo of Percales .... Choice Spring Goods, regular loo sellers, and so marked; Special for lhis week only, I2XC. Celebrated VV. B. Corsets, Special sale, this week, Less 2 5 per ct. Grocery Department. Creamery Butter.... Tygh Valley, Warner's and Trout Lake, 50c per roll for Throe Days only. Van Camp's Soups.... Mock Turtle, Oxtail, Chicken, Clam Chow der, Bouillon ,V(igetal)le Special qc, This week only. Shoe Department. Broken Lot Sale... . of Ladies', Misses' Children's Shoos. and Ladies' Welt. Button. ..$1.45 Ladies' Welt Button... 1.25 Ladies' Turn Sole, 2J- to 4.. Ladies' Spring Heel, Button,- 2 to 5 .75 .to Ladies' Spring Heel, Lace, 3 to G 1 .00 Child's Kanii. Calf, Button, 5 to 8 GO Child's Goat Button, 5 to 8 53 Child's Coat Button. 9 to 12 G3 All Goods Marked In Plain FlKiires PEASE & MAYS Hie Dalles Daily Chwmiele. - . fish, istoi , HillMY G m served 1 ujsters k.. ; 1 A A- A -1 . . L'AtlM.un h i M w ww a w a w near that town and they are dcing well. hadn't slept a wink nor eaten a bite "In the winter time," says the Sentinel, ' for ever so long and wae so weak that lie "when Know is on the ground, tbeee could not leave his lied without assiet birds get very tame, coming into harn j ance. Th scheme worked like a charm, yards and feeding with the chickene; I The deputy's sympathies were deeply The dangerous illness of the Mark Twain thus refers to an institu tion of recent growth in Botne eastern cities: "The Daughters of the Royal Crown there's an American idea for you I God knows what specified form of insanity it represents, it isn't softening of the brain ; you cannot soften a thing that doesn't exist. There are none eli gible but the American descendants of Charles II. How the fancy products of that old harem still hold up." A reader of the Atlanta Constitution writes to the editor from Liberty county, Georgia, as follows: "Desiring to em bark in tie literary business, I will state that I will swap one mule and two grown hogs for a first-class bookcase containing Byron's poems, linnyan's 'Pilgrim's Progress,' Colonel Scott's novels, Mr. Dickens' 'Latnpwick Papers' and a few Guides to Literary Composition.' This offer open for thirty days." A High valley farmer drove into La Grande one day last week. He had a top box on his wagon, but over the edge could be seen the heads of several sheep end some young stock. As he drove on ho was accosted by a swell city dude, who thought lie would crack a joke on the hay-seed, and sang out: "Say, Noah, your ark seems to be pretty well crowd ed today I" The farmer looked and un concerned like replied: "Don't yon worry ; I have reserved a place foi the jackass, and you can step right in." The city upstart looked like thirty cents," never squeaked, and the farmer drove on. Cove Courier. Congressman Cushman'a somewhat caustic utterances on the Columbia river bar recalls a question once asked by Jerry Simpson of a southern legislator, who wanted an appropriation for the mouth of a stream called Fishing creek. "May I ask the honorable gentleman a question?" said the inquisitive .Jerry. "Certainly, sir," was the reply. "la the water deep enough on the bar at the month of Fishing creek to enable the fish to get over the bar without lighter ing?" Jerry's question added somewhat to the fame of that gentleman as a hu morist, and also killed the appropria tion for Fishing creek. We do Steam, hot water and furnace heating, made and contracts taken for heating buildings. Estimates old ijr new Do not forget That we operate a plumbing and tin shop, also a ma chine repair shop in connection with our hardware and Implement store. Repair work of all kinds done. MAYS t CROWE. Given Away... ! and our fanners throw them a little feed moved if they come to their fields during the winter months." Hon. K. K. Misener, of Mitchell, was in town today on his way to Dawson g ' City, where he expects to remain for the ' . . 1 r r .1.? . . next coupie 01 veins u i iiuiy lum um as he hopes they 'may. He will be ac companied by a brother-in-law, who will meet hini in Portland and who has Lee j Vanover, of Mitchell, also accompanies Mr. Misener. The paity expects to sail I from Seattle on the 15th. The case of August Reese, admmistia tor, against Wasco county, was given to the jury at 10:30 last night. No agree ment was reached till after 4 this morn ing, when a sealed verdict was returned in favor of the county. It is said that the first ballot showed 11 to 1 in favor of the county, but the single juror field witness wan duly reported and the case waB decided without any help from the farmer. OREGON LEGISLATURE. Merman Ciulnn One Vole line tUn Man of the Sen Still Ilriln Ills Thirty-two. Old few days, returned today to his home in IK5'"''1" ,or ,ut' P''ntiir and Menefee & Anii'Inrii. Wilson tor the ueienuant THEASUKER'S NOTICE. All IVuM'ii Comity warrant m rtcl-trMl tiHnt-tt. u.., .- I tKtl? ..-lit l.u iiulil uii pr it.tion ut inr onu-. ini.irrt ! ,HrKe busineHS intereetsin Dawson i mtf Hfter Niivfinlixr 11IOO. JOHN K. It AMI'HlllKK. Count' Trrunurrr. WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. School entertainment At the Haldwin tonight. Ailuiiession 15 eta ; refreshments 10 cts Carl Peetz, one of Sherman county's filiil farmers, wae in town today, s , .Murdoek .1. Finlavson, who Lbs been out lor uooui six hours oeioie yieimnjof tho legislature and of the stopping at the European House for a P "u.ttU" rne'8 1,1 1 caeo VVL'ru ' "oore laws. Special to Tin: Ciutoxici.uj S.u.s.m, Feb. 15, 1901. The house this morning paseed a bill that provides that all changes in city charters shall be made by the resident voters and not by the legislature. Also Watson's bili fixing the salary of the sheriff' of Multnomah countv. Also Bernard's bill providing that all schools chartered by the state shall be furnished with copies of the proceedings session Moro has a well-developed case of smallpox in the person of the wife of juorge Higgenbothum, the livery stable keeper of that town. A delayed train going west this after noon carried two carloads of human kids. It is suspected that they are an eastern contribution to the Oregon or plittii asylum. Hie city sewer at the foot of Washing ton Btreet caved in last night, making a lre hole immediately south of the main railroad track on FlrBt street and a lake "I suwur water in the vicinity. As soon the cave-in was discovered the mar aud put men to work repairing the I "imago. Dr. Jaucs Sutherland, of Spokane, ho with Mrs. Sutherland arrived here euuplu of days ago from a month's Hmrn in California, left for home this "wiling. Mrs. Sutherland will remain here with her parents lor a couple of Keeks. This afternoon Die circuit court took l the case of J. J. lacker vs. the . U. k N. Co. This is n caHO wherein 'f. Meeker seeks to recover damages an accident received from a passing Jreltfht train at tl railroad crossing be ,,J'V Urate's Point. Uu. ....... x. Ki..nii "I'l-'-ar for l0 plaintifl'. All men are equui the day they are and thn iUy t,y Hre buried, but Win"""' Vvho l,UH lrttl,t,tl wt A' Ml "i Hams A Co.'h generally has a little ''h laid by. That reminds us that IIwh a imie extra saving just at I'-wwit on Ulim 250 ,,row Ft,durHH al y . and several other bargain men "wl In their ad. Red and be posted. The (ioldendale Sentinel sayi there " ,mra !oeye ol Chinese pheasants George Crofton, of Crofton Prairie, Klickitat county, died Monday at Cen terville from the effects of la grippe. He was born in the county of Rosecommon. Ireland, sixty-two years ago last Octo ber, and immigrated to America when he was 20 years of age, settling in the state of New York, coming to this coun ty uud settling at Crofton Prairie In July, 1873. He leaves a wife and two daughters, who reside in New York state. Mr. Crofton with a man well liked and esteemed by all our people, and was a good neighbor and citi.Hn. Sentinel. Hearken, ye menue ami vomerine, and come to ye Martha Washington partie and hrynge your leano pencil iu hatide. Several goodames vill go to and froe to help ye folkes dbl acquainted and to provide all ye gotlo people with entertainment and vvitli somethynge to eate. Come ye to ye Methodist church, which is SHtto downm o Washington streete, in ye towne in The Dalles, on ye evening of ye 22nd day of ye 2nd month, in ye year of our Lrd MDCCC.CI, being ye first year of yd second reigne of his Republican Ma;esy, Win, McKinley. Admission 2't cents. Watson's bill, known as the anti free lunch hill, wbp defeated. Smith, of Multnomah, introduced a bill providing for reducing the salary of the state printer to one-half what it is at present. The senate resolved to meet hereafter every morning at 0 o'clock and every evening at 7 i.'IO. The measure relating to the election of road supervisors was defeated. Also Wehrung'd bill to reimburse Washing ton county for taxes stolen from the county treasurer. The vote for United States senator re sulted as fallows: Corbett .'12; Her mann ISO; In tn an 25; Williams 1; Rob ertson 1 ; absent 1. Witiilnl. A girl to do general housework. Must be a good cook. Good wages for a competent party, jlo-H Mits. T. .1. Siii HKitT. Tony Glovenni, 2 years old, was seized and carried off by an immense gray eagle recently while the child was in the yard of his home in a Denver 6tiburb. The child's screams brought, the father and two other men to the door in time to see the bird and the child disappear over the bluff of the Piatt river. The men gave chase and saw the eagle alight on a small island covered with under brush, half a mile from the child's home. When the men arrived at the island the bird attempted ' to rise again with the boy, but his clothing caught in a bush, and the eagle, seeing the men close at hand with clubs, dropped his prey and flew away. The boy ib not badly hurt. The other day a stranger came to town and was being shown about the lower end of the island when, reaching ISroad street and Exchange place, where a mon ster sky-scraper is rearing its head, he inquired: "What building is that?" "Why don't you know?" replied the guide. "Part of it's yours." "Mine?" "Yes; you own $300,000 worth of it." In Nassau street he saw another cloud obstructor. "What building is that?" he asked. "Yours ; your money built it, and you own every brick in it." In Broadway the same inquiry was made about a third firmament support, ami a similar reply was elicited "it belongs to you and two others. ' The visitor turned out to be a patent medicine proprietor from a neigh borine state, who was look ing upon some of his investments for the first time. The pie-biters of Belmont held their weekly meeting at G. D. Woodworth's last Friday evening, Bays the Hood River Glacier. The proceedings of this society aro baiil to be entertaining and of a high intellectual nature. The members line up at the supper table with their hands tied behind their backs. The man or woman who can devour two pieces of pie the quickest gets the pri.e. When they met at Gessliug's, not long ago, the champion pie-hiter got a picture of a hog With every Dollar's worth of goods purchased at our store during January and February, we will give One (Jhance on the following prizes: FIRST PRIZE One Alnmmized Garland Steel Range. SECOND PRIZE One Rose Garland Cast Iron Heating Stove. THIRD PRIZE One set of Roger's Silver Plated Knives and Forks. FOURTH PRIZE One set of Carver's Knife, Fork x and Steel. FIFTH PRIZE One Nickle Plated Tea Kettle. SIXTH PRIZE One Nickle Plated Condenser fee Pot. SEVENTH PRIZE One Nickle Plated Tea Pot. In addition to giving away these prizes we will sell goods as low as the lowest, and will always be ready to serve the trade in the best possible way. We will positively not be undersold by any one. Our prices are right. St BENTON Cof- nearly as woolly as a sheep, small boned, with n small head and a short snout, grazing well and fattening on a verv little allowance of maize. Two or three ears of corn given three times a day make the usual fattening ration, and he fattens quickly on that allow ance. He if, with the cuino a cross between a ram and a sow the kind of pig preferred for the production of lard. As for the hoof itself, it is made of one solid piece with a smooth surface, rather long and narrow, the end cut squarely by wear." This is a domesticated ani mal "there are no wild pigs in the country." Rntchers' and Packers' Ga zette. . CASTOR! A For infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of ItOlCN. Ill this city, this morning, February 15th, to Mr. and Mrs. George W. Rice, a daughter. Drop into Grant's cigar store anil see his new line of pipes. fll-lt The rose is red, the violet blue, sugar's sweet and so are the valentines ut Men efee ,c Parkins'. ll-Ilt S'eo Menefee & Parkins' window for the handsomest line of valentines ever exhibited in The Dalles. ll-llt Koulo Bros,, professional piano tuners, are in tlio city for a few days only. Leave orders at Nickelsen's and Mene fee k Parkins' stores. 12-11 1 Valentine sale of hats, at prices cut to the heart, at Miss Haven's. We are closing out to make room for new season's goods. Trimmed hats, street hats, caps, baby bonnets and trimming Don't vou know that Cocounut Cream j' itHI ')r '''a I"-''- Another I miterials. l2-2t Hair Tonic will save children's hair? You your and your ! method of the jiie-hiters to show thuir cm get it for fit) ' accomplishments is to see who can bite barber 1 tf : other day. through the most pies laid up in layers. One man with u record oi biiliu through thirteen, pies, attempted to im.iku it four- sherifl'.thel teL.n b.Ueouie over-Jlnus rival inserted , rue depury, armed with a . M"yu-, n .., ' a t p,,te beiween the layers, and the i and 75 cents a buttle at J'ray.ar's A well-known Jarmer in the Lower 1 sn., M,e agent. Ml. . .. i .11 1 1 i. .1 . 1 riiieen ,iii neigiiuiiruooii woiKeu -.,!,. il Hh .... ..i,...niv i.r.ri.r m.h An experienced young woman wants lie guhpiKiia, went out to the farmer's place to bring him here as a witunsH in the Keese c.ijh against the county. The farmer suspected that he would be wanted and kept a sharp lookout. As the deputy hoved in sight the farmer i rushed to the house, undressed as quicK as lightening and wrapping a clotli around his head, crept into bed. In trembling whispers the farmer told the deputy that he wan "awfully sivk," Apply long distunce fH.0 or pantry maul. 'phone 70SI. ( coanut Cream Hair Tonic will cure daii.lrull'and all scalp diseases, Don't ect your hair. For sale at Frazer's r shop, soh agent. tf rsous who can not take ordinary find it it pleasure to take DeWitt's Karly Hisers. They are the best Our Store is the Talk of the Town. Popularity never ceaees with us. WHY? hi lit ver pills ever made, ". (), Pharmacy. Clarke A champion was deft-tied Mexico has quite a curious animal in Finest Stook the form of a mule-footed hog. This , T . slngle-hoofed animal is called chinngah. , and Lowest Pl'lCQS. koto by the Indians, meaning pig-mule, He Is regarded as far superior to the razor-back uud not at all like him, "Tho mule. footed hog's home is in the mount ains. He Is a very small. legged block y little Mlow ; black, or black and white, Now York Sunday World 5c. GUMBERT'S, The Dalles Loading Clgur and T bacco Horn. How to Cure Croup. Mr. 1. Gray, who lives near Amenia, Duchess county, N. Y., says : "Chamber lain's Couuh Remedy is the beEt medi cine 1 have ever used. It is a fine children's remedy for croup and never fails to cure." When given as soon as the child becomes hoaree, or even after the croupy cough has developed, it will prevent the attack. This should be bo'ne in mind and a bottle of the Cough Kemedy kept at hand ready for instant use as soon as these symptoms appear. For sale by HlBkeley, the druggist. Your l''ar Shows the state of your feelings and the state of your health as well. Impure blood makes itself apparent in a pale and sallow complexion, Pimples uud Skin Eruptions. If you are feeling weak and worn out and do not have a healthy appearance you should try Acker's Blood Klisir. It cures all blood diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and so called purifiers fail; knowing this we sell every bottle on a positive guarantee. Hlakeley, the druggist. Reports show a greatly increased death rate from throat and Iuiil' troubles, due to tho prevalence of croup, pneumonia and grippe. We advise tlie use of Ohm Minute Cougti Cure in all of these dilllcnlties. It is the only harmless remedy that gives immediate results Children like it. Clarke & Falk's P. 0. Pharmacy. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on a positive guarantee. Cures heart-burn, raising of the food, distress after eating, or any form of dyspepsia. One little tablet gives immediate relief. L'5 cts. and 50 cts. lllakeley, the druggist. Hustling young man can make f GO per mouth ami expenses, Purmaueu'' posi tion. Kxperionco unnecessary, Writ quick for particulars. Clark ( j. , Fourth and Locust Streets, Philadel lipiu, Pa, ss-t. Mrs. Hatlie Morris, stylish dress making. Keister-Taylor square, taught as in St. Louis and Chicago. All the latest patterns. Above Pease & Mays' store. j'Jo-'-'w For fashionable dressmaking ami plain sowing, call and see .Mis. S. F I hinder son, :UIS Third street, in Mrs. Kddon's house. jUMni l.oxl or Mliili-ii, my St. IJernurd dog. A liberal reward will be paid for his return or for infor III 'it that will lead to his leturu. Ill- .vw'-lt Aeoi sr lltciin,i;ii. I! 'member thai you don't have to be bal i ; you can keep yum l.nlr by using de aunt Cream Hair Tonic, To be lud ,i hz-r'd n in r shop, tf