The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
THURSDAY - -
- FEB. 7, 1901
STUPID DEFENSE OF EVOLUTION.
of the senatorial election, they seem
to bo rushing business as fast as if
tbnt question were out of the way or j
settled beyond reconsideration.
If Mr. Kdwin Mnrkhnm lias n few
The Oregonmn and Kcv. Kobort minutes. lcisurc ho ml hl ianco ovcr
McLean are having nn interesting! tbc haV0(J wrought by Mrs. Nntion
1? . .. I 1 . I . !
poem entitled "The
Woman With the
discussion these days on the question ftn(j ,,uijtc
of evolution. The Oreconinn. as is
usual with it when a minister of any
orthodox denomination presumes to
call bis soul his own, sits down on
the preacher hard and more than
bints that he is an ignoramus, as
every man must needs be who re
fuses to nelieve that his grandfather
was a monkey. Some of the Ore
gonian's arguments are so amusing
that oce is led to doubt if they were
intended to be taken seriously.
In a lecture delivered before the
Portland ministerial association last
Monday, Mr. McLean attacked
Spencer's doctrine of the transmuta
tion of forces, admittiug that gravity
may be transmuted into heat but de
nying that heat can be transmuted
into gravity. The Oregonian re
plies' by affirming that "the transmu
tation of" heat into gravity is tho
commonest thing in the universe.
It is seen in every waterfall and in
the rainfall that makes the waterfall,
for heat is the agency that makes
them both." The preacher's re
joinder is: "Surely, Mr. Editor,
you did not mean that! Acting as
an agent and being 'transmuted' are
not tbc same thing. If I carry the
water to the top of a precipice and
then pour it down I am an agent but
am not transmuted' into gravity.
The heat, rnisii.g the water, is not
annihilated; it has not lost its force;
bence is not transmuted."
If the Oregonian denies this it will
have to admit that its effort to raise
a ccrlaiu person to the United States
senate has annihilated the Oregonian
and transmuted it into the Old Man
of thj Sea
The comment of the Oregonian on
n quotation made by Dr. McLean
from the writings of the '.earned Dr.
Henry Van Dyke, ot rnnceton, is
absolutely inexplicable as the natural
deduction of any sane mind from
tho doctor's words. Dr. McLean
quotes Dr. Van Dyke as tollows
'The absurd caricature which reprc
sents tran as descended from the
monkey is, of course, rejected by all
thoughtful persons." Ttic Oregon
ian's comment is: "Van Dyke's re
mark is consistent witli the Darwinian
hypothesis that man and the ape
have a common animal origin."
Consistent with the Darwinian hy
pothesis! when Dr. Van Dyke coils
that hypothesis an absurd caricature!
Did ever perversity of interpretation
go farther than this? The Oregonian
has not met Dr. McLean's arguments
and cannot meet them, but it will do
anything in the world rather than
admit that it is beaten.
Ax." Telegram.
Wipe out Corbctt this time and
the people, under the Mays' law, will
t ike care of Joe Simon later on.
DRUGLESS HEALING
With Oxygenor Company's Perfected
Oxygenor King, It is not a battery. It
is not electricity. It cures with the oxy
gen of the air, without doctors, without
dniRF, without medicine. The greatest
boon to mankind ever discovered. It
atauds without n rival as a curative
agent and possesses complete mastery
over all curable diseases without em
ploying nauseous or poisonous drugs.
Description, theory, method of operation,
list of diseases for which it is recom
mended, etc.. furnished free. Gallon or
address. J. M. Fii.i.oon,
The Dalles, Or.
'Phone No. 390. j-Jl 2.il-wlin
NOTICE.
Notice is hereby given that the eaid
Chew Kee Co., doing businees on Front
street, in Dalles City, Or., for many
years past, has not been dissolved, but
that eaid business is still owned and
conducted by eaid Chew Kee Co., and
that said firm will not be responsible
for any debts or transactions contracted
by the so-called enccespnrs Wong Ken,
Wong Chaen, Wong Yon, Lu Guien,
Ma Wei and Ma Kei, who have no
Interest whatever in said business of the
Chew Kee Co. since the lUth day of
Jannarv, 1901.
Dited Dallee City, Or.. .Tan. 25, 1901.
Chew Kkk Co.
BUSINESS LOCALS.
To those who arc getting im
patient nith tho legislature because
the senatorial question is apparently
no nearer settlement than it was
three weeks ago it is comforting to
reflect that if Senator Mays' bill be
comes a law, and it surely will, this
will be the last dead-lock the people
of Oregon will bo troubled with.
So mote it be.
Alexandra, she of the famous royal
bouse of Denmark and now queen
and consort, is probably the most
admirable royal personage alive to
day. None too poor, none too lofty
to do reverence to her, who, as
I'rincess of Wales, has for more than
a generation been first in the hearts
of her countrywomen. Minneapolis
Times.
Representative Briggs, of Douglas
and Jackson counties, has introduced
a bill lowering the age of consent to
1-1 years and inflicting n penalty of
not lees than one and not more than
twenty years. It ought to pass by
an unanimous vote.
Clark & Falk are never closed Sunday.
Don't forget this.
Clarke & Falk have on sale a full line
of paint and artist's brnehee.
Clarke & Falk's flavoring extracts are
the best. Ask your a' er for them.
Paint your house with paints that ara
fully guaranteed to last. Clarke & Falk
have them.
For sprains, swellings and lameness
there is nothing so good ae Chamberlain's
Pain Balm. Try it. For sale by Blake
ley, the druggist.
Clarke & Falk have received a carload
of the celebrated J a me E. Patton
strictly pure liquid paints
Quality and not quantity makee De-
Witt's Little Earlv Risers such valuable
little liver pills. Clarke & Falk's P. O.
Pharmacy.
Complete life of Queen Victoria. L'est
book. Best terms. Outfit mailed on
receipt of 15 cents. Address S. C. Mill
er & Co,. Portland, Or. tu thur-sat-Ot
Acker's English Remedy will stops
cough at any time, and will cure the
worst cold in twelve hours, or money
refunded. 25 cte. and 50 cts. Blakeley
the druggist.
Like bad dollars, all counterfeits of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve are worth
less. The original .quickly cures piles,
sores and all ekin diseases. Clarke &
Falk's P. O. Pharmacv.
NOTICE.
My wife, Hattie BlleBiirlingame, hav
ing deserted me, I will not be responsi
ble for any debts she may contract from
this date. Eixjah Ruiiunoa.mk.
January 29, 1901. j29..rw
For February.
A flue 16x20 enlargement witii every
dozen of my "best cabinet photos."
Cloudy days are just ns good for sittings.
UiKKoan.
Gilforda pictures never fade. td
It is due to the members of the
Oregon legislature to say that not
withstanding the disturbing element1 store.
That Tliri.lililug flemlaolie
Would quickly leave you, if you used
Dr. King's New Life Pills. Thousands
of sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and strong
nerves and build up your health. Easy
to take. Try them. Only 25 cents.
Money back if not cured. Sold by
Blakeley. the druggist. 5
Itolilie.l Hit, (IruvH,
A startling incident, of which Mr.
John Oliver of Philadelphia, was the
subject, Is narrated by him as follows:
"I. was in a most dreadful condition. My
skin was almost yellow, eyes sunken,
tongue coated, puiu continually in back
m niuvoi ."- tipviu i (mutiny prun
ing weaker day by day. Three physi
cians had given me up. Fortunately, a
friend advised 'Electric Bitters'; and to
my great joy and surprise, tho first
bottle made a decided improvement. I
continued their use for three weeks, and
am now a well man. I know they saved
my life, and robbed the grave of another
victim.'.' No one should fail to try them.
Only 50c, guaranteed, at Blukeley's drug
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CHOCOLATE
BON BONS.
In talking of Chocolates please
remember that wo carry a full line of
LOWNEY'S. just opened, freBh from
the factory. In plain and fancy boxes
for ChristirnB trade, and at prices to
suit. Don't forget that we urn head
quarters for the bast 'on earth. Name
LOWNEY settles it.
Geo. C. Blakeley,
The Druggist.
Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.
It artificially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening aud recon
structing tho exhausted digestive or
gans. It is the latest discovereddlgest
ant and tonic. No other preparation
can approach it in efficiency. It in
stantly relieves and permanently cures
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
Sick Headache, Gaatralgia.Crampsand
all other results of imperfect digestion.
PriceSOc.andll. Lar(rosiiocontatns2M ttmea
small slxe. Book all about dyspepslaznutleatree
Prepared by E. G. DcWITT A CO.. Chicago
Sold by Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy
Nasal -
CATARRH
In all its Etageg thero
should be cleanliness.
Ely's Cream Balm
clean tee, soothes andheals
tho diseased membrane.
It cures catarrh anil drives
away a cold In the head
quickly.
Cream Halm Is placed Into tho nostrils, spreads
over the membrane and is absorbed. Itcllef is Im
mediate and a cure follows. It Is not drying does
cot produce sneezing. Large Size, SO cents at Drug'
gists or by mall; Trial Size, 10 cents by mall.
H.Y JfcKVniEltS, 50 Warren Street, 2eiv York.
Km
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The most complete Htock
ot Garden, Grass, Field
and Vegetable Seeds in
bulk in the Inland Em
pire at the Feed. Seed aad
Grocery Store of
J. H. CROSS,
THE DALLES, OR.
SEED
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Drying preparations simply devel
op dry catarrh ; they dry up the secretions,
which adhero to tho membrane and decom
pose, causing n far more Kerious trottblo than
tho ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry
ing inhalants, fumes, smokes and snuua
aud uso that which cleanses, soothes aud
heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy
and Trill euro catarrh or cold in tho head
easily and pleasantly. A trial sizo will bo
mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell tho
Cue. size. Ely Brothers. fiO Warren Ht., N.Y.
Tho Balm cures without pain, does not
irritate or cause sneezing. It spreads itself
over an irritated ami unary surface, reliev.
ing immediately the painful inflammation.
With Ely's Cream Halm you aro armed
against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fever.
Complete
Cipc
of
Drugs
at
M. Z. DONNELL,
THE DRUGGIST.
Just What
Yoa cuant.
TtT IF tfh Ughtcn9 1
B helps the team. Saves wear and I
expense. Bold every where. B
KL STANDARD OIL CO. aB
NOTICE FOB PUBLICATION.
IjANn orricK at Tim Jum.hh, oit.,
Jitn.'Ji.i'joi. (
hollo Is hereby (riven that tho following.
immiil settler lias illtil notice ol lier Inten
tion to muko llnul proof In support ol her
cUlin, and tout said proof will Lu mmlo be.
fore thy nal.ter nuil receiver tit Tliu Jtallet,
Oregon, on Wednesday, Jliirch o, luoi, viz;
AdHlllit) V. 8le.il,
nnoof the heirs mid for the helm of Ituth (ion.
evlu dleel, deceased, of Tho Holies, Uiegou, If,
n. ro. i'jiu, lor mo beo ai, tji l .N, it 1U E,
Hhu names tho fnllmvlnir u'ltnetupx to nrnvn
her continuous rcsldencu noon, anil (nlilvurlnn
of said land, viz:
W. Oaten. John k. cook, Jl. II. llUler, James
Hlinoiison,all of The. Dalles, Oregon.
JAY I'. I.UCAB,
J'- Ito, uier
New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such
wide variety as we are showing never be
fore graced a single stock. Keal imita
tion cretun effects at ordinary prices.
Good papurB at cheap paper prices.
Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours
for a small price, at our store on Third
street. Also a full line of houses paints.
D. W. VATJSE, Third St.
F- s.
Gunning,
Blacksmith,
Wagon Shop,
Horseshoeing.
Dealer in Blacksmith Supplies.
Cor Second & LamMe, 'Phone 157
J. 6. BCHSNCK,
Jf resident.
Max A. Voot.
Cm tile)
First National Bank.
THE DALLES ... OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
Deposits received, subject to Bight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on dav of collection.
Bight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
new xorK, nan urancisco anc Port
land. DIRROTOHH
D. P. Thompson. Jno. B. Bobkmcx,
bt. M. Williams, Gko. A. Lush.
rt. m. HKALL.
MATT SHOREN,
General Blacksmith
and Horseshoe?.
All kinds of blacksmithing will receive
prompt attention and will be executed
in first-class shape. Give him a call.
Richardson's Old Stand,
Wiirtl 8t., near Federal, The Dallee, Or.
mm Min t
P.
REGULATOR LINE.
DALLES, PORTLAND k ASTORIA WAV. COMPANY
HtennierN of the lleKUlutor l.lno will run ni nor the fol
ou.HK M'hrtliilc, the Compiiny nwrvliiB thu rlRlit to o)miiRUJ
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M'luilule without notice.
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Ship your
Freight
via
Regulator Line.
Str. Dallas City. '!
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DOWN u
l.v. Dulles l,v .Portland ,
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Arr. Portland
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( FOR COMPORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE,
J, Tnivol by tin- Hti'nmi'rs nf tho KrRillntnr Line. Thu Cotiipiiuy wilt ondravor to glvo Um put-
, I'orthmtl Otllrtc, Oiik-HlmU Dock. W. C. ALLAWAY, Qon. ABt.
ThtirMlnv Ji
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Arr. Dulles 4
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Retiring from Business.
Closing out my Entire Stock Regardless of Cost.
Dry (mio.Ih, Clothing, KootB nnd Shoe?, at much Iuhe than wholcsalo
priufe. Will kuII in bulk or in lotn, or any way to suit iiurchasurn.
Entire stock must be closed out before 30 days.
All (rood? will be Biicrifici'd f.xfi'jit Thiunpson's Glnvi'-fitting Oorsute
nnd (limerick Patterns. Your prices will hu initio. Cull oarly and secure
J. P. McINERNY,
Cornor Socoml and CJourt Sts.
DEALERS IN
All kinds of
Funeral Supplies!
Grandall & Barget
UNDERTAKE- I
tP EMBALMERS
The Dalles. Or.
Kobes,
BufiaSh
Etc.
Wasco Warehouse Company
Headquarters for Seed Grain of all kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot n kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kinds
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, E t?JLka?D
Jieaaquarters tor "Byers' Best" Pendle-
tOn FlOUr T,,iB Flour l n"faBturI xpreH8ly for famll;
. , , "hb : verv sack is BtiaranUiud to give Bntiefaution.
11 1 . " .....v,. v.... mi; nwiint. in mn iruuu, uuu 11 you UOu l imniiw
call and not our prices and 1ms convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Wheat. Barley and Oats.
PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened this well-known Bakery,
and am now prepared to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grooer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
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THE CELEBRATED o
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auwust BUCHLER, Prop.
Ren?rf8t,,forPr?ntl.? wel-ko" 'wry thu United HtatoB Hoalth
of t liu h I i ii blent i r b pi f H ih! i i'iH 1I,',"l,h ref,wrtH' 11 absolutely devoid
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Si ctmlntv t at ,,e1!i(,n,,0Bly ro!rilieU by tho phyBiofanfl with
TSby found." ' r' ,,,,rur 0r-",oru wl'0'Moii.e beverage could not
TRnf. Ronnnrl U t-,ni- hitttti t .
wvwununotu,, i nm ijmi.i.hn fiKKfinw
L. Y. Honu, Prop'r.
first-Class in Every fjespect
MKALH AT AU IlUUltN.
Oysters Seryed in any Style.
17 gecoud St., Tlie PUe, Or.
OLD MEN.
TIiouwhIh of gld iiidii who thouulit tlieir rnain'
liii.' days on earth would be (kw now IiIhhh tiiedw
Umi they ciiiunienced tm use of thin unitent of "
lriijeth InillilorK. Lincoln Sexual PUIb will brii'K
about a dfttruH of health and Htieiittlh for you awny
beyond tu avermre man of your yenr, and uive you
great i)HCf anil uuiufurt.
I'rh!100 par box buy of your druggifit or sent
by (iihII up leceipt of price, in plain wrapper,
LINCOLN PROPRIETARY OO., Ft. Wayno,
M. '.. Doiiuel, Agent, The Dulles.