The Dalles Daily Chronicle. WEDNESDAY JAN. 1G, 1901 MAX UFA CTUIIED THUNDER. "Now various sections of Ibe state are determined to emphasize the need of action by appealing to the legislators, now assembled at thu capital, to elect Senator Corbett. This they do through the press, and the calls to this paper arc not few. As the consequence of immediate action by Senator Corbett in the senate, we have the Siuslaw harbor people in Lane county urging relief, tben comes Yaquina Bay, and in fact all the harbors along the coast which scud to the outer world, in ships, the products of all Oregon; and the great upper Columbia river farmers and stock raisers are each sending special messages to the legislature asking that their common benefactor, friend and statesman, Senator Corbett, shall represent them." Here is a sample of the stuff thai makes the Baker City Republican absolutely ridiculous. There is not a word of truth in the statement, and The Chronicle knows the sentiment of the people of Eastern Oregon quite as well as the Republican does. There is no demand for Corbett's election, such as the Republican de scribes. The newspapers of Eastern Oregon are as clear an index as any other as to the sentiment of the people, and of some thirty Eastern Oregon exchanges that come to this office only three are outspoken for Corbett, while three 'times that num ber and more have no use for him in the wide world. If Eastern Ore gon bad a chance to vote for the United States senator, Corbett never would know that he was in the race. AND WHAT THEXt It does appear the United States supreme court will hold that the con stitution does follow the flag, and, if it does, the administration will hardly have a leg to stand on its policy towards Porto Rico, Hawaii and the Philippines. East Oregonian. And then ? Why then the inhabi tants of the islands, without respect to color, race, barbarism or civiliza tion, are full-fledge'cl citizens of the United States and entitled to all the privileges of American citizenship. Then our entire revenue system ap plies to them, and applies at once, no matter whether it is adapted to their -conditions or not. Then they are entitled to a voice in the election of president and vice-president, and their representatives in congress arc entitled to a voice in the making of our and their laws. And, lastly, the islands being part of the United States can no more dc allowed to secede, or be abandoned to them selves, or allowed to establish a government of their own, independ ent of the rest of the United States, than the state of New York or -Oregon. Corbett's sack is open and already there are those who arc the recipients of his wonderful generosity. It is said that his favors have been dis pensed as far away from home as Baker City, says the Baker City Democrat. "Woe to us as a nation if we ever follow the lead of men who seek not to smother but to inflame the wild beast qualities of the human heart!" Hon. Theodore Roosevelt. FOOTBALL NOTES. Ae Friday's game is the last and best of the eeaaon, the business men of the town are being urged to close their places oi business from 2 :30 to 4 :!!0 p. m. This Is a worthy move and will doubt less meet with success, The visitors fro.a Portland, who will meet our D. C, & A. C. aggregation, are composed of the regular second Mult nomah players, the nu-jority of whom will compose the regular Multnomah first team for 11)01. It is therefore very desirable that our club team should make a good allowing. In fact, they are in hard training and have every confi- dence of winning. The Dalles team is a very strong one, from every standpoint. Tickets for both football game and benefit ball are beinc sold by ball play ers and others Interested. It is the intention of our athletes to conduct all future caines and sports nnder tlie auspices of The Dalles Com mercial and Athletic Club. This will give the boye a standing that is very desirable. TLe following door committee has been selected for the Friday evening ball : Frank A. French, John H. Hamp shire, Albert Gude, John Cooper, Harry Bighani, L. A. Portor and H. D. Parkins. Nothing that these gentlemen ever lend their names to aile, hence the ball is an assured success. Multnomah colors are red and white; D. C. & A. C, yellow and white. Won't our business men lend some help in creating a little enthusiaeni by decorat- their show windows? Every person attending the game Fri day ahould wear colore ot one or the other of the teaniB. Oi course, The CimoNici.E likes patriotism, but above all it enjoys enthusiasm, when the interests of the town are at stnk'. These games are beneficial. They teuu to unite the people of a town. They en courage sobriety utnone participants, for dissipation and athletic cannot dwell together. Above all, a progressive town is the one that keeps in line in all departments, and permits no Bister place to out-do her in enterprise. This is the true spirit. Baldwin's Dys pepsia Tablets, food digesters, start digestion properly- -make a healthy, clean stomach. Help the stomach to do its work prop- erly until it s cured soc. San 1'kancisco, Cau EDWARD L. BALDWIN CO., I have gained 10 pounds since wing your Dyspep.a Tablets. My stomach ih now in Rood condition. A. J!. I.ooMib. Alameda, Cau ' HOWARD L. BALDWIN CO., After suffering with .uomach trouble for three years, I have cured myself by using your dyspepsia tablets, thereby avoiding n surgical operation, which I was about tc undergo. ". Stortsvaki. County Assessor's Office. Clarke &Falk. The Dalles. Ortgon. Don't wait another day or you may be too late. Corsets 18 to 20; 2-t to '27. Only 25 cents at The New York Cnsh Store. You will not have boils if vou take Clarke & Falk'e sure cure tor boils. Now is the time when croup and lung troubles prove rapidly fatal. The only harmless remedy that produces im mediate results is one Minute Couch Cure. It is very pleasant to take and can be relied upon to quickly cure coughs, colds and all lunz diseases. It will prevent consumption. Sold by Clarke & Falk'e P. 0. Pharmacy. When threatened by pneumonia or any other lung trouble, prompt relief is necessary, as it is dangerous to delay. We would suggest that One Minute Cough Cure be taken as soon as indica tions of having taken cold are noticed. It cures quickly and its early use pre vents consumption. Clarke & Falk'e P. 0. Pharmacy. The Must I'lHRlor. A piece of flannel dampened with Chamborlain's Pain Balm and bound to the affected parte is superior to any plaster. When troubled with lame hack or pains in the side or chest, give it a trial and you are certain to be more than pleased with the prompt relief which it affords. Pain Balm also cures rheumatism. One application gives re lief. For sale by Blakeley, the druggist. A I'owiter Allll Explosion. Removes everything in sight; so do drastic mineral pills, but both are mighty dangerous. Don't dynamite the delicate machinery of your hotly with calomel, croton oil or aloes pills, when Dr. King's New Life Pills, which are gentle as a summer breeze, do the work perfectly. Cures Headache, Constipation, Only 23c at Blakeley's drug store. 2 Pepsin preparations often fall to re lieve indigestion because thoy can digest only albuminous foods. There is one preparation that digests all classes of food, and that Is Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It cures the worst cases of indigestion and gives instant relief, for it digests what you eat. Clarke & Falk P. 0. Pharmacy, Vogt Opera House, F. J. Clarke, Manager. B:i Wednesday. JAN. 16 The Jolliest Yet! Lorin J. Howard Presents .JERRY KATIE EMEU. in the thrilling sensational comedy drama The fleui Waifs of fleui Yofk With entire new scenery and mechan ical efl'ects. Reserved Seats on sale at Clarke & Falk's Pharmacy. rir.r H Kn-.v, 75c; Itnlnnre of tliu H.iMMe, iOr.. CHOCOLATE BON BONS. In talking of Chocolates pleaee remember that we carry a full line of LOWNEY'S. just opened, fresh from the factory. In plain and fancy boxes for Christirns trade, and at priceB to Biiit. Don't forget that we are head quarters for the best on earth. Name LOWXEY settles it. Geo. C. Blakeley, The Druggist. C. p. Stephens ...Dealer tn... Dpv Goods. Clothina. Gents' Furnishings, jj SO YEARS' EXPERIENCE TRACE MARKS JESIGNS qulnkly uscortalu our opinion free whether a' Invention la protmbly patentable. Cimimunir tlonaHtrlctlr contltleiitlul. Handbook on I'ateuti sent free. Oldest iiucnry for ceeurliiK uuti.'iils. I'ntoi.u taken throuuh Munn & Co. recelvu tptetal notice, without charge, In the Scientific American. A handsomely llliutrated'Treekly. J.nrirest cir culation of any udentlno Journal. TerniB, t3 a year: four montUa, fl. Hold by all newsdealer. MUNHiCo'Bro.dw., New York Branch Offloo. t3fj V HU Washington, li. V THE COlUmDia Packing CO., PACKERS OF I Di"D jT ir r DCCC. rVlilX&nCl Olilin MANUKAUTUKKKB OK Fine Lard and Sausages Curers of BRAND HAMS & BACON JRIKD beef. etc. Wo oll'tir for a limited period the twice-a-week Ciihonici.k, price $1.50, and the Weekly Oregonian, price $1.50, both papers for i n year. Subscriptions under this oiler must bs paid in ad vance, tf li Roots, Shoes. Hats, Cnps. Notions. Apt. f L 5 for W, L. Dmigltts rihov. ? , Complete Cii?e of Dms at M. Z. DONNELL, THE DRUGGIST. Jast What You tuant. New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such wide variety aB we are showing never be fore graced a Bingle stock. Real imita tion cretun efl'ects at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap paper prices. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours for a small price, at our store on Third street. Also a full Hue of house paints. D. W. VATJSE, Third St. p. s. Gunning, Blacksmith, Wagon Shop, Horseshoeing. Dealer in Blacksmith Supplies. Cor Second & LansWiE. 'Phone 157 J. S. BCHRNCK, President. H. M. liKAI.I., First national Bank. I THE DALLES - - - OREGON ' A General Banking Business transacted i Depocits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. I Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection, i Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and port 1 land. ' DIRBOTOKS. ' D. P. Thomphon. Jno. 8. Sohkhok, En. M. Williams, Gko. A. Libbb. H. M. Bkall. MATT SHOREN, General Blacksmith and Horseshoer. All kinds of blacksmithing Will receive Promnt attention and will be executed n first-clans shape. Give him a call. Richardson's Old Stand, Third St., near Federal, The Dalles, Or. mm mm I L, V. HonK, I'rop'r. 'first-Class in Every Respect MKAL8 AT Al.r. 1IOUKH. Oysters Served in any Style. h7 Second 8t Tliu Dullex, Or. PIONEER BAKERY. I have re-opened this well-known Bakery, and am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es. GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. THE CELEBRATED i ( 0 l l l 0 l l ! 0 0 ( I) .. .GOItUlWBlA BREWEUV .. AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop. Of the product of this well-known brewery the United States Health Reports for June 2S, 1900, Buys: "A more snpeiior brew never entered the labratory of the United States Health reports. It is absolutely devoid of the slightest trnce of adulteration, but on the other hand is composed of the best of malt and choicest of bops. Its tonic qualities are of the high est and it can be used with the groatest benefit and satisfaction by old and young. Its use can conscientiously be prescribed by the physicians with the cereaintv that a better, purer or more wholesome beverage could not possibly be found." East Second Street, THE DALLES, OREGON. Wasco Warehouse Company Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain ot pii kin Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kinds Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, X?l!Lk RD Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle- tOU FlOTir ''B 'our 18 manufactured expressly for family A xvtAX UH0. everv nack is Kuaranteed to give satisfaction. We Bell our poodB lowor than any bonne in the trade, and if you don't think bo call and get cur priceB aud lie convinced. Highest Prices Paid for Wheat. Barley and Oats. k' Str. Regulator Ship your Freight via down. nr. , l.v. Dulles l.v. I'nrtlunrt 1 lit 7 A. M. Itt 7 A. M. ' Tilfsilny Monthly 1 . TIiuimIiiv WliIiii'iuihv i &,; Arr.Yffi,Regnlator Line. , at -1 ::iu i si. u fl v. . FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE, , Travul hy the Stciimera ot the r.i'Kulntor Line. Tim Coinimuy will i-iuli'iivor to rive ItM luit rontt the lK.'St Hervlee i)H.sll)le. For further Information uddrcxH l'ortlmid Ollluc, OaU-Streut Dock. W. Retiring from Business. Closing out my Entire Stock Regardless of Cost. nri,.'y wmdr:iViti,,B"ot,l ?nd ShneH' nt lnnch I""' hau wholesale prices. Will sell in bulk or in lots, or uny way to suit purchasers. Entire stock must he closed out before 30 days J. P. McINERNY, Corner Second and Court Sts. CrandallrSBarget All kinds of undertake. BariaSh Funeral Supplies wembalmers Tho Dalles, Or. 1 "DTtAtTT . A TTVD T TTVTTT' a.UJL-i j J-IXA. j. UXl UXJLl All. j DALLES, PORTLAND i ASTORIA NAY. COMPANY fitnuiiLTK o( Hit, Ui'Kiilulur l.ltio will run iik per the fol- 4 ow.iir stlu'iliilf. tliu Compiiny rcsurvltiK'tliu right to ctiuiiRu schedule without miticu. Str. Dalles City. imw.v l.v. Dulles : lit 7 A. M, I .Miiliiliiy . . . VVi'diicMliiy . ' Krldny ! Arr. iWtlmul at l;:m v. m. nr. l. , 1'ortliiinl at 7;00 a. m. Tui'Mlny TliurMlny Hiitunliiy Arr. Dulles at fl i'. m. C. ALLAWAY, Cen. At. YOUNG MAN! JhoneanilH (if young and middle-aged men urowliiir irt'iniitumly old becauso of the practice of vicu or excefses nave iten restored to perfect strength and glorious iiiim hood hy me use of thin worn-out man's best friend, aud if vou use LINCOLN SKX UAL PILLS you will surprise jourself and your Irlendtt by becoming a strong, manly mail. Pilots, fl 00 per box buy of your druggist or Hen t by mail on receipt of price, in plain wrapper. w i00Ll Pfi0PIETARY 00 Ft, Wayne, Ind. M, . Donnell, Agent, The Dalles. 4 i