The Dalles Daily Chronicle. THURSDAY - - DEC. 0, 1900 PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. SYMPATHY VOU K HUG Ell. "When U13 doors of congress opened the other day, Representative Fitzgerald of Massachusetts, nn Irish j angloptiobist, was waiting with the following "paramount" resolution: iw?vtvvu, a ua v vuc vuvri vi i aui Kruger to obtain the assistance of the civilized nations of the world in secuting peace aud proper terms of settlement between Great Britain and the Hoer republics is deserving of the praise and sympathy of the American people." Commenting on this the Spokesman-Review very justlv remarks that Mr. Kruger is not deserving of the praises ot this country. He led bis people into hopeless war, and no man has a right to do that, unless the struggle is waged against tbe direst tyranny. He has destroyed the republics of the Transvaal and the Orange Free State, and by pur suing the hopeless struggle he shows a purpose to annihdatc his unhappy people. It is preposterous to say that the course he has followeded was justified by the demands made by the British government for conces sions to the outlandcrs. In France, designing politicians and an emotional populace have en couraged Mr. Kruger's mad mission; but he will discover a different re ception from the German govern ment. In n spirit cf true humani- tarianism, the Cologne Gazette voices I the convictions of oflicial Germany when it declares that "it would be a grave political mistake, it would be even a great crime, to allow him to entertain even a spark of hope thai Germany will render him any prac tical support." Throughout, the course of Kruger has been devoid of tact, diplomacy j or statesmanship. The consequences of his reckless actions are most dis tressing. The Boers, 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE trade mahks Designs Copyrights &c. Anrono sending a iketrh nnd decrlptlon ma qutonly ascertain our opinion free whether nr. Invention Is probably ruicMnble. t'oni mimic ilonsotrlctlycontldentki. Handbook on I'atenti 5onttree. Oldest aeency for ccurmir patents. lMtei.ta taken through Munn A Co. recelrti tjrfiiil notice, without cb.inrc, lu tho Scientific American, A handsomely lllnstrated weeklv. I-ireest elr Terms. 13 a Hobs "Is your, a slop watch?" Dobbs "Nearly till tin- time." Palti more American. liuison "I understand yo.l arc lioarding;. What tlrim- you to I hat?" Tinison ".My wife would go to the cooking1 school."- Motion TrntiM'ript. "Another Chim-M- outrage!" .shnut cd llobb.s. "Where?" Itljjlit here! The blamed China luimilryiiiiut lui.s burned my shirt." Philadelphia North Aiuetieaii. Vicar "Hut surely the voice nf con science appeals to you sometimes','" .IK-uf Old Heprobatc ".Maybe it does, sir, but then, ymi see. I'm rather hard of hearing."- N. Y. World. "If not yourself," said a wealthy old bachelor to a charming young lady, "whom would you rather be?" "Yours trtih," was the immediate re ply. -St. I.ouis (Jlobe-Oemoerat. .Inaliley- "Considerable interest at taches to Jig-gins now. lie's an un cle." Coakley "I didn't know he had any married brothers or sisters." .loakley "He hasn't. He's simply opened si pawnshop." Philadelphia Press. "I'll either beat him or bust him." said the candidate. "It is a scheme of my own getting up, too." "What is it?" nskeil the henchman. "I've got a story about bis sending a hundred-dollar intc to the. inreiits of a kid named 0Rcr him.' Indianapolis Press. "What is an anecdote, Johnny a-ked talc," answered the little "That's right," said' the teacher. "Now. .lohnny, you may write a sen tence on the blackboard containing the word." .lohnny he-Mtntt-d a mo-1worjj nmj engraving, while Theo. H. mem and then wrote this: "A rabbit j l.iebe is an expert optician and is good has four legs and one anecdote." Han on watch repairing, jewelry work and Francisco News Letter. engraving. Their price ie as low as con- sistent with good workmanship. Thev are prepared to do all .work in their several lines, on short notice, w ork ! sent bv mail or exoress will receive Notice is hereby given that the part- j prompt attoution. 'Sign, "I5ig Red nershin her".f'ire existing between Watch." Grant May and L. E. Crowe, under ! , . Jcjihsck. n'iTaVxLLT j the firm name of Mays & Crowe, was ' President, cashlet 1 uisolved U;c. 1, 1UUU, brant Jlavs re ! tiring. I The business will be continued under i the old firm name of Mays & Crowe by L. E. Crowe. All cUims against the firm will be paid, and ail accounts and notes due the tirm collected by him. Gkant Mays, E. E. Cuowk, Drylnpr preparations simply dovcl op dry catarrh; thoy dry up tho secretions, which adhere to tho membrane ami do com poso, causing n far more Rerious troubto t hnn tho ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid nil dry- iug inhalants, funics, suiokcs nnd suulTn j j niui use that which cleanses, soothes and j j heals. Ely's Cream Palm is such a remedy , and will euro catarrh or cold in tho head j j easily and pleasantly. A trial sizo will bo ' ! mailed for ID cents. All druggists sell the oOo. size. F.lyUrothcrs, fit! Warren St., N.Y. Tho llahu. cures without pain, does not ' irritate or cause, sneezing. It spreads itself , over an irritated and angry surfaco, roliov iug immediately tho painful inflammation. ' ' With lily's Cream Jlaltn you nro armed ' ! against Nasal Catarrh and Day Fovcr. i-tiiiifintt of jinr rtentltle lourna). Tear: tour montns, i. comoyan ncnirBn.. MUNN & Co.36"3'' New York Branch Office. tOS l Wajhlniiton. I). C A Difficult Problem. , It is anions the most ditlicult nrnl)-! his teacher. "A short, funny I 1uib of natural science for oneto become j Complete Cipe of Dms at M. Z. DONNELL, THE DRUGGIST. I) $i.oo per month. Strictly llrst i!las local and long distance teleplioni) scrvieo within your homo. Lines do not erosi'-talk. Your con. vernation will be kupt a secret. No cost for installing. You get tho standard I limning Long Distant Instrument. Continuous tiny and night servico, Wo will accept your contract for ton years and allow yon to cancel same on giving us thirty days writ ten notice, PACIFIC STATES TELEPHONE COS. J. E. FALT & CO., Commercial Sample Rooms. Proprietors of f.,n,.v (expert in several lines. J. E. Adcos & Co., oy tneir commnaiion, nave over, come this difficulty in a practical man ner. J. K. Adcox is an expert watch-1 maker and is good on jewelry, optical Jast What You ixtant. Notlcu of involution of l'iirtnerIiip, I f 1 9 Purest Liquors.for Family Use y 9 1 loliviM'od to any part of Uio City. (7 173 Second Street. Phones: Tl Local, K5S Long Distance " ' first National Bank. THE DALLES OREGON IMaywcl Out. ' j Dull Headache, Pains in various parts ' ! of tho bodv. Sinkiii" at the pit of the i as a people, stomach, Loss of appetite, Feverishness, ! are deserving of profound sympathy, Pimples or Sires are alt positive evidon- A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, cubject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections uiado and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold od Now York, San Francisco and Port land. 13IRECTOKS D. F. Thompson. J.no. S. Schenck. Eo. M. Williams, Geo. A. Lisbh. rl M. Hkati 11 i i r t "i 1 but not Kruger. reprehensible. His couise has been Ore Friim tlio Gulden Kugln .Mine. Yesterday the Golden Edgle Mining Company received four sacks of ore taken from tho bottom of the shaft in their mine, and the ore is now spread out for inspection in the old bowling alley rooms at the Umatilla. We say "spread out" for inspection, but thie is mialiOed ces of impure blood. No matter how it became so it must be purified in order to obtain good health. Acker's Blood Elexir has never failed tocure Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any other blood diseases. It is certainly a wonderful remedy and we sell every bottle on a positive guarantee. I'lakeley, the drug-itist. House Painting... New ideaH in Wall Paper here. Such wide variety as we are showing never be fore graced a sinnlti stock. Ileal imita tion creton ell'ects at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap paper prices. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yourn for a small price, at our storu on Third street. Also a full line of house paints. D. W. VAUSE, Third St. PIONEER BAKERY. I have re-opened this well-known Bakery, and am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Calces. Also all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es. GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. Removes everythiim in sight: so by the statement that only those who i drastic mineral pills, but both are mighty care to ask can see it, for it is not a pub- j dangerous. Don't dynamite the delicate lie display, hut is simply made for the machinery of your body with calomel, use and benefit of the stockholders. croton oil or aloes pills, when Dr. King's ; lhe writer had the pleasure of looking, New Life Pills, which are gentle ui a ', at the ore, aim to say that It is wonder-1 summer breeze, do the work perfectly, fully rich is to express it mildly. The j Cures Headache, Constipation. Only ore, all of it, shows tho yellow gold, and 2oc at Blakeley'e drug store. " some of it will probablv show ten per The undersigned has taken possession I of It. A. Spivey paint shop, next door to 'the Voyt opera house, and has pur-1 i chased the tools arid ladders. He has 'good mechanics working for him, and I mill .... ..11 ...i. . : .(.... llO to11'1 ' nuih iu yivu pun?. ac tion. S. K. KELLY. cent in weight of gold. This ore is not se lected samples, but taken from the drift and shipped just as it came from the mine, without sorting. The rich streak from which the ore was taken, we are told, is from two to four inches wide and win iuii uuum iuuu to .fiu,uuu 10 me ton. i ,, ffi, . .i.i , .i earth. j.uu ufu id Euwewiiiu uecornposeu ; is ' a very tine quality of quartz, with tome j barium sulphide, giving it a glossy ap pearance. It carries also a small per Stylish Dressed Men.... Volcanic l'.r'iptlou Are grand, but skin eruptions rob life i oi joy. imcKlen's Arnica halve cures ! them ; also old, running and fever sores, ! Are. tl,05e "'ho we.i,r lotlia that are up Tii...D iii i.-.t - o i tO'date in fit, workmanship and quality. Ulcers, Lolls, ielons, Corns, nrtu, Mv ne ot 8f;mpiea covrdf ull thu latent Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Chapped . designs for fall and winter, the price is Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile cure on I right, and I can guarantee a perfect fit. Drives out pains and achee. Only lij cts. a box. Cure guaranteed. Butchers and Farmers ..Exchange.. Kwrn on ilrniiKht the celeforalt.it (OI.L'MllIA Ili:i:it, iiPknow; oimil the htst l-er In The I)llei, t tin: iikiial price. Come In, try it imil foe cotivlncoil. An iu Kim-it brmiiih of Wines, I.I juor iimlCiKiirs. SandTjuiehes ol all Kinds nhv.iys on hum!, : DEAEEl.'S IN I All kinds of i Funeral Supplies Grandall & Baroet UNDERTAKE ,js EMBALMERS Tho Dalloa, Or. Robes, BuriaSh Etc: centageof copper and lead sulphides, with a trace of antimony, and buuehew i il1 warm water to soften it, then Sold at Blakeloy's drug store. " To remove a troublesome corn or bunion : First soak the corn or bunion pare it Suits to Order, $10.00. John Pashek, The Tailor. F- S. Canning, Wasco Warehouse Company Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain ot ell kin Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kinds Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, SPmSl iSSo Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle ton Flour I- of manganese, the latter being invaria- 'down as closely as possible without draw bly rich in gold. A trifle of chrome lead j '"n Wood and apply Chamberlain's I'ain and a trace of silver chloride and bro-1 IJalm twice daily ; rubbing it vigorously nilde gives the ore a beautiful color. ' 'or ('ve minutes at each application. A The company is now doing dead work, j vorn plaster should bo worn for a few cutting out a station and proposing to j days, to protect it from the shoe. As a sink a double compartment shaft on J neral liniment for sprains, bruises, their recent rich find. They have a 45. i lameness and rheumatism, I'ain Balm is horse power steel boiler in place, a good ' untqiialed. For sale by Blakeley, the hoist and pump witli a capacity of 250 ; JrKKiRt. gallons per minute, to a depth of 250 feet, i There is no plea-ure in life if vou dread T ... til 1 I ti i . ! . . . . . ii. wm periiapu uu a mouui oeiore work-; going to the taule to eat and can't nut T1 . , Qt . . on tho shaft will be commenced, but it at night on account of indigestion. . "'ia , n ' ispronabio that within three months, ! Henry Williuius, of Boonvllle, Ind., says tho stockholders will he rewarded for ho Buffered that way for yeare, till lie ! their patience and energy, and that the ' commenced the use Kodol Dyspepsia' money from at least one mine in Oregon cure, and adds, "Now I can eat anything ' will be kept in Oregon and we may add I like and all I want and sleep soundly in one of the best towns in Oregon, and 'every night." Kodol Djspep'da Curoj tiiat, of course, is The Dalles, where al I will digest what you eat. bold by Clarke ' MATT SHOREN, General Blaeksmith and Horseshoes All kinds of blHcksmithing will receive, prompt attention and will be executed in first-class shape. Give him a call. Richardson's Old Stand, The Dalles, Or. Blacksmith, Wagon Shop, Horseshoeing. Dealer in Blacksmith Supplies, Cor Second & Lauaftlin. This Flour is manufactured expressly for family ,,. .. , , "vui nunh. id miaruuivcd to give BIltlHIllciiuu. H Sell OUr L'O0(1h lowor tlnin imu linuui, I.. (I... I if ... .. .!..) 1 an call and got our prices mid be convinced. Highest Prices Paid for Whea.t, Barley and Oats. Advertise in The Chronicle. most the entire stock is owned. Jlany people worry becauee they be- j neve iney nave neart rneease. inochances nro that their hearts are all right, hut their stomachs are unable lo digest food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests wiiat you eat and prevents the formation of gas which makes the stomach press against the heart. It will cure every form of indigestion. Sold by Clarke & Falk'H V, O. Pharmacy, & Kalk's P. 0. Pharmacy. If you have ever seen a child in the re.tlizi how U Restaurant I.. Y. Hong, Prop'r. First-Class in Every Respect I1UI1U Id I i J. A. EBEELE, Fii?e Jailorip A complete Hue ol Kail and Winter . .Suitings, Printing! nnd Overcoating, now I on display. 101) ililleront varieties to so-' k'ct from. . Suits, $20 ard up. ' Call and examine jjoiiilf bi'fore going j 'ljiiwhori!. Second street, opp. Mavs Thf UnlnmfiiQ Paninn lift iiu uuiujiuiu i uuniuy ui II PACKERS OF PORKand BEEF MA.N'tJKACTUKKHHOK Fine Lard and Sausages Gurers of BRAND HAMS & BACON )KIKD mV.V, KTO. CHOCOLATE BON BONS. MJMI.S AT Af.r. UOUItS agony of croup you can gratefnl motiiere aro tor One MimitB Oysters Served in anyOStyle. ; DIRECT from the FACTORY Cough Cure which gives relief as soon as b" Sccoml fit., Tlio Pullcs, Or. it is administered, It quickly cures coughs, colds and all throat and lung troubles. .Sold by Clarke & Falk's P. 0. Pharmacy. A full line of Eastman dims and sup plies just received by Clarke & Falk. ! AT EASTERN PRICES. Jjlt. It. K, HMITI1, Osteopath. Itooint 10 nnd 11, Cljupumn illock, The JJallf.s' Orirgoii, wtyil Geo, C. Blakeley, The Druggist. WW TIRED MEN. If you aro tho nnfortiiiintii victim of laok of nervt' you know it, and it. would ho useless to detail the Hyiiilf a toiii" to vou. Vou can ikpund upon it that Lincoln 'HT,W Koxm lllB regenerate and build up the system in n y - '' UVH 11,0 lin'l"ii' liiuutlnnal iiclinns m thu vital organs, lie thu kind of a man you out to U Ajv v yes, ho a man I Price, f 1 per box buy of your driiK- fm gist or sent by mail on receipt of price, in plain wrim'". LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO., Ft. Wiiyno, hd. M. Dnnuell, Agent, Thu Dulles.