The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
TUESDAY ... - DEC. 4, 1900
EMMA AX1) 1IEH RIDE'
The paying of fool oleolion huts is
hardly yet over. However, the one
that Misa Euinm Wortncz, of Pcnn
sylvnnia, lias just paid has about
made it all over with Emma, If
JIcKinlcy were elected, the festive
and sportive Emma agreed with
another equally as festive and sporty
young lady that she would ride a
bull down the turnpike amid the
plaudits of the public. "When the
election returns came in and it was
evident that Emma had the bad end
of the argreenient. she did not roar,
but on the contrary told her friends
to produce the bull and she would
do the tiding act. The affair came
off according to schedule with a few
slips. After the bull had covered
about forty rods, snorting like a
compound engine drawing eiaht cars
of coal over the Cascades, he made a
wild lunge and stopped short. Em
ma, however, was so busy that she
didn't notice that the bull had
stopped, and so went right on. A
rock in the road, however, reminded
ber of the fact. Three days later
she came to. Six doctors set her
two legs and took a few hundred
stitches in her muchly carved anat
omy. The bull died.
In this connection we are in a way
reminded of a little piece of Alfred
Austin's regal poetry, which runs
like this:
"There was ti young woman of Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a liner.
When they came from a ride, the girl
was inside,
And the amile on the face of the tiger."
There are several morals to be
drawn from the wild ride of Emma
of Pennsylvania. Don't make fool
election bets. Don't ride on strange
animals, but if you do ride on strange
animals when they stop, stop with
them. Don't think you are a living
machine and keep right on.
There is noplenBiire in life if you dread
going to the table to eat and can't rest
at night on account of indigestion.
Henry Williams, of iloonville, Intl., says
he suffered that way for years, till he
commenced the use Kodol Dyspepsia
cure, and adds, "Now I can eat anything
I like and all 1 want and sleep soundly
every night." Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
will digest what you eat. Sold by Clarke
& Falk's 1 0. Pharmaev. " 1
If you have ever seen a child in the
agony of croup you can realina how
grateful mothers aro lor One Jlinute
Cough Cure which gives relief as soon as
it is administered. It quickly cures
coughs, colds and nil throat and lung
troubles. Sold by Clarke it Falk'e P. O.
Pharmacy,
Both makers and circulators of counter
feits commit fraud. Honest men will
not deceive you into liuyitn: worthless
coiititerfnits of DeWitt'a Witch Hazel
Salve. The original is infallible for cur
ing piles, sores, ec.dina and all skin
diseases. Sold by Clarke & Falk's P. 0.
Pharmacy.
For Kent or SiiIh.
The Sam Wilkinson warehouse, on
First street, is for rent or sale. It is n
three-etory, corrugated iron building,
110x33 feet, with water elevator. Apply
to Sam Wilkinson, The Dalles. u2t-tf
DryiiifT proimrntlons simply devel
op dry catarrh ; tliey dry up the- secretions,
which adhcro to tho mcnibrano and ducotu
poso, causing a far nioro serious trouhlotliau
tho ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry
ing inhalants, funiCB, smokes and Emilia
and uao that which cleanses, soothes and
heals. Ely's Cream Palm is such n remedy
and will euro catarrh or cold in tho head
easily and pleasantly. A trial sizo will ho
mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell tho
fiUc. size. Elyltrothers. til! Warren St., N.Y.
Tho llalm cures without pain, does not
irritato or catio sneezing. It spreads itself
over nn irritated nnd angry Rtirfaco, reliev
ing immediately the painful inflammation.
With Ely's Cream ISuhn you nro armed
against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fover.
50 YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
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race mnns
JESIGNS
finovnir.HTB Ac.
Anvnup .pnillilK !isvirn ami ui-vi inii'n i.m.
quickly mcert.-Un ntir opinion frei" wlii-tlier n ,
liivonlliiii ti priihnbljr ivueutntile. 'miimmilct
Uims'trlctlycfliimtctitlal. Sl.iinlbooUcn l'ntcnlt
,ont free. OMtst asenrjr for t reurlni; patciun.
IMin.ts taken thrnuL'h Jluim ,V Co. tcctttvu
tFtcM notice, without charec. In tho
Scientific .Hmcficam
A hnnil'nmelr lllntratpil nwklv 1 irsrU ctr
rul.itlim of nnr riemlll- nirnni. Terms, t n
teir: fmirmohth5.fi. So.d tynll r 'wilcnler.
MUNN&Co.3G,B" New York
Uraucti nftlco 2i 1' St . W- "hliiuton. I). C
lion't lcnii It In,
Just wet the affected part freely with
Mysterious Pain Cure, a Scotch remedy,
and the pain is gone. Sold by Clarke & j
Falk. " I
Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior 1
paints when you can buy James Y..
Patton's sunproof paints for $1.50 per1
gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark &
Falk, ugeuts. nil j
Floral lotion will cure wind chapping
and sunburn. Manufactured bv C'aruc
& Falk. '
A full line of E.tman nlnie and sup
plies just rece; v' ny Clarke & Falk. :
Clarke it Fa Ik's flavoring extracts are I
the best. Ask vnur grocer ior them.
SOON BE WITHOUT A PARTY.
The Fossil Journal hits off our
fellow-townsman, Judge Bennett, m
the following handsome fashion :
In a letter in last Monday's Ore
gonian Judge Uennett, of The
Dalles, says: "The democratic party
is essentially a poor man's party."
This may be so, but if it is it strikes
us our friend Bennett will soon find
himself in the wrong pew, for his re
markable legal ability is fast making
him rich. He is usually the first
attorney sought in important Eastern
Oregon cases, seldom loses a case,
and gets Lis own price. Judging
from his own statement, Mr. Bennett
will soon either have to join the re
publican ranks or be a man without
a party.
A Washington dispatch to the
Oregonian announces that Represen
tative Moody was the only member
of the Oregon delegation that
answered to the roll call in either
house yesterday. .Senator McBride
and Representative Tongue, however,
arrived in the afternoon but Senator
Simon, it is announced, is not ex
pected to arrive until after the holi
days. The dispatch gives no cause
for.the senator's neglect of duty, but
Tin: CuitoNK i.i: has received a dis
patch by the grape-vine route that
intimates that it is related in some
way to the deep and abiding interest
the senator has in the defeat of Mc
Bride nnd the election of Corbctt.
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(Co,d in head)
9 lloCureNoPdy25c
9,. d for Free Sample and Medica
fHk Manuel Baldnin San Francitco
Clarke & talk, The Dalles, Oregon.
to day and
you II be well
to-morrow.
Baldwins
Cold Cure
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Ice Cream and
Oyster Parlors
Mrs H. L. Jones ha? nneru'd ice
cream and oyster parlors in Carey 15al
lard's old stand. She carries
A full line of Candies,.
Nuts and Cigars.
The place has been thoroughly ren- 1
ovated, and a share of the uublic patron
age is solicited.
Open till 12:00 P. M.
MM Bestauraot
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L. Y. Hone, Prop'r. i
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first-Class in Every Respect:
MKAI.S AT AM. UOL'KS.
Oysters Served in anyDStyle. !
Complete
Ope
of
Drufs
at
M. Z. DONNELL,
TH DRUGGIST.
$i.oo per month.
Strictly first clas local and long
distance telephone service within
your home
Lines do not rross-talk. Your con
versation will he kept a secret.
No cost for installing.
You get the Htandard H mining
Long Distant Instrument.
Continuous day and night service
Wn will accept your contract for
ton years and allow you to cancel
same on giving us thirty dityn writ
ten notice.
PACIFIC STATES TELEPHONE COS.
Just What
You aiant
DKALKKs IN
fill kinds of
Funeral Supplies
Grandall S Barget
UNDERTAKE i.
,j5 EMBALMERS
Tho Dalles. Or.
Robes,
BuriaSh
Etc.
WesGoWareSioi
ise Company
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Se'i)!nl fct.,Tlie Waller, Or.
Stylish
Dressed
Men....
Are those who wear clothes that are up-;
to-datein fit, workmanship and (junlity. 1
My line ot samples covers all the latest '
designs for fall und winter, the price is
right, and I can guarantee r. perfect, fit.
Suits to Order, SIO.OO.
John Pashek, The Tailor.
; New ideas in Wall Paper hero. Such
j wide variety as we are showing never bo
' fore graced a single stock. Kenl imita
tion creton eilects at ordinary prices.
I Good papers at cheap paper prices.
! Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yourn
for n small price, at our store on Third
street. Also a full line of house paints.
D. W. VAUSE, Third St.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
rilAN'SAIM" A K.'.'KKAMiANKINO HUb'INKB
Letters of Credit issued available in the
Eastern States.
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago,
St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wash,, and various points
in Oregon and Washington.
Collections matlo at all points on fav
rahle terms.
'A Difficult Problem.
It is among ti.e most difficult prol
lems of nutural science for one to become ,
expert in several lines. J. K. Adcox &
Co., by their combination, Imve over-.
come this difficulty in a practical man-'
ner. J. E. Adcox is an expert watch-:
maker and is good on jewelry, optical
work and engraving, while Theo. H.
Liebe is an expert optician and is good
on watch repairing, jewelry work and
engraving. Their price is as low as con
sistent with good workmanship. They
are prepared to do all work in their
several lines, on short notice. Work
sent by mail or express will receive
prompt attention. Sign, "Uig lied ,
Watch." I
Nasal
CATARRH
coft HfAoJ
1
Bufcehers
and Farmers
J.8. HCHBSCK,
President.
H. M. Jliul.I.,
Cuahlm
To wluiiii It Jlluy U(iiiciii, !
It having come to my knowledge that j
parties, presumably Interested, are
c'aiming tiiat when I sold out my retail
interon at 17'l, Second street, French's
block, I contracted to not open any re
tail business in the city of The Dalles.
I beg to say that I eold rny right not to
open any .retail business between Fed
eral and Washington streets, on Second
street, and have and intend to conform
to my contract. My place at the Hank
Cafe is in no sense in violation of the
contract.
dl-tf C. J. S'I'UIIM.NU.
Remember that Cocoauut Cream ToTiic
will promote growth of hair. Charles
Frazer, eole agent. nO-ltn
In all Its stages there
ihouij Ia; tleaiilluefi.
Ely's Cream Balm
cleames, aootbe and heals
tlii; diseased membrane.
1 1 cures catarrh and drive
anny a cold In tho head
iiulckly.
Cream Halm h placed Into the nostrils, spreads
over Iho jaenibnno and Is abwrbcil. Kellefls im
mediate and a cure folluivs. It U not drying does
not produco miee.iiii'. I.irj!0 HUe, CO centB at Drug
gist or by mall; Trial Size, 10 centB by mail.
M.Y I.'JTHHItS, 50 Warren Mreet, New York.
NOTICE.
ily virtue of an order of the council of Dalles
(.'ity, Oregon maduon Ihu'iOUi. duv of Nuein
tier. A D. 1WXJ. notice I-tmniay Hiven tbut on
tho saldVOtti. ilav of November, IH0, tlie wild
council declined by rendu Hon adopted, thai
that portion of Ibo sldoivnlk situated on the
northerly i-ldo ot Kulton Stree' and Ivlnif be
tween tho northeast corner of the tenure formed
bv tho Intersection of suld Kulton Ktieut with
WashliiKton .Street In Dalles Clly and a x)lnt
imfeet east nf Mild comer on said Fulton Street,
Is In a dani; irons cnodltlon and In need of beliiK
rebuilt, in thai said hlduwulk Is v,caU, dec.iyed
and unsuie to travel upon: and It was deter
mined by said council to rebuild the .-.amo and
that the cost of rebuilding wild hIiIowuIU bu
charged to tho owner or owners of the property
noutlm,' on said portion of said Mdowulk do
clurcdln a danxerous couillllon us bylaw pro
vided. Thin notice Is published for II days from tho
lib duy of December, I'juu, by order of the
council or Dalles City, which older was mudo
N'ov.autu. iww.
Dated at Dulles Cits , Or., December ::d, 1W.
NKD 11. 11ATKH,
ltecorder of Dalles City.
first National Bank.
THE DALLES - - - OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
Deposits received, aubject to Sight
Draft or Check.
j Collections made and proceeds prompt!?
remltteu on onv oi collection.
Sight and Telegraphic Exchange Bold on
New York, Ban Francisco and Port
land. DIRBOTOKS.
D. P. Thompson. Jno, S. buuKwoK,
Ed. M. Wiu-iamb, iaiio. A. Liana,
H. M. Bkait.
House
Painting...
The undersigned has taken possession
of It. A. Hpivey paint shop, next door to
the Vogt opera house, and has pur
chaved tho tools and ladders. He has
good mechanic working for him, and
will guarantee alt work to give satlsfao-
S. K. KELLY.
..Eehange..
Ktcpi nn draught the celebrated
(JOl.l'MIIlA HKI.lt, iicknow:
tdKtd the belt beer In The Duller,
tit the usual iniee. Come In, try
It nnd be roiiviuceil. AIo the
l-'inmt brands of Wines, I.I nior
nnd C'lk'Hrs.
Sanduiiehes
of all Kinds always on hand.
Gunning,
Blacksmith,
Wagon Shop,
Horseshoeing'.
Dealer in! Blacksmith Supplies.
Cor Second & LauEWin. 'Phone 157
Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail iun&s.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot pii kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kinds
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, Slfeed
Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle-
q"q "MIoTIT' '",ih i''l,nr ,n uianttfuctuied expressly for family
nt': everv cai-k is gunr.mteed to give satisfaction.
Wd sell our goods lower than any lionso in the trade, und if you don't think so
call and get our prices nnd lie convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Wh'ja.t. Barley and Oats.
Retiring from Business.
Closing out my Entire Stock Regardless of Cost.
Dry Goods, Clothing, Boots and Shoes, at much Ichf than wholesale
prices. Will Mill in hulk or in lots, or any way to suit puichaHcrH.
Entire stock must be closed out before 30 days.
All goods will he sacrificed except Thompson's Glove-fitting Corsets
and liutterick Patterns. Your prices will he miiii). Call early and secure
hargains.
J. P. McINERNY,
('OriuT Second and Court Sis.
J. E. FALT & CO. A
of , : uommereial Sample Kooms.
tion.
jyi. K. K. SMITH,
Osteopath.
ItooniN 10 and 11, titiHpman I) lock, The Dalles
Oregon . tp'-'l
CHOCOLATE
BON BONS.
DIRECT from the FACTORY
AT EASTERN PRICES.
Geo. C. Blakeley,
The Druggist.
9 Purest Liquors for Family Use
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Delivered to any pari of the C'Uy.
I'hones: 51 Local,
S5S Long Disiance.
173 Second Street.
Advertise in The Chronicle.
J. A. EBERLE, jjjjg (jj
pii?e Jailori
A complete line ol Kail and Winter
Kiiilinus, I'authiL'H and Overcoating, now
on display, 100 dilltuoiit varieties to ho
lect from.
Suits, $20 apd up.
Call and examine goods hefoio going
elsewhere. Second street, upp, .Mkvh
A Crowe's. ' I
nn n
m l uuniuy vu)
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
MANOKACTlIKKKflOK
Fine Lard and Sausages
Curersof BRAND
HAMS & BAOON
i)R1KO HHEF. KTC.
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TIRED MEN.
If you are the unfortunate victim of lack ; of nerve
you know it, and it would he useless to detail the Hyinp
tnin to von. You can depend upon it that k'"00'"
Soxuul PillH regenerate and hulld up ttie Bysteiu ot tn
tired man, and give the proper functional actions In an
the vital orgaus, He the kind of a man you out to "'"'"
yeB, he a man I I'rice, $1 per hox huy of your drug
gist or sent hy mall on receipt of price, in plum wraper.
LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO., Ft. Wayne, Iiul.
M. '., Uomiell, Agent, The Dalles,