The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
MONDAY
DEC.
MESIDICXTIA L S UCCKSS1 OX.
Referring again to the dilemma 1
which the country would be in wore i
the president-elect and the vice
president-elect to die between the
time of their election in the electoral
college and the time for inauguration, 1
that
lifer Kico 1ms added a number of vaude
ville features to this year's performance,
r.cluding nil the late son? successes, fur
1900 ! which n musical director is especially
r carried.
Sltimeii. Attention! ItttckA fur Siile, j
Having disposed of my breeding ewes j
Drying preparations simply dovol
op dry catarrh ; they dry up the- secretions,
which adhere to tlio inembrano nud doeoui
))ose, causing n far more serious troublo t ban
tho ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry.
iug inhahuiU, funics, Binokes and buhITh ,
and uao that which clcaiiRes, soothcti ntid
heals. Elv's Croam Halm is such a remedy
....1 Ml .... .,,, --I, nnl.l l.oi.l I
today, I have thirteen thnroiif;hbred J easny aml pleasantly. A trial bizo will bo '
Merino bucks for sale. These are choice, mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell tho '
large and in fine condition, and will be 1 COcsize. Elyllrothers, fid Warren St., N.Y. ,
sold cheap rather than keep them over. . ?'? 1alm c,lres without pain, does not
' i, i i i irritate or cause Biieozmg. It spreads itself .
Inquire at Prospect Ranch, on the j oveP nu irritntod nml utiRry Burfnco, roliov
Deschutes divido, or of A. S. Roberts, ' ing immediately tho painful inflammation.
hnx 307, The Dalles. o2G-'-w i With Lly's Cream Jialm youaro armed
f lt is tOaiiiirn ? i 1 1 fa if tnt1 f1rii(i.l1 1
. . lllCli; 1C IIU MCt5UIL til till. ll(fUU uivtiti i
ana be ill-, . t t We t e.u aml ClU1,t rest
i at night on account of indigestion, i
a friend has made n suggestion
would avoid all difficulty
recth m line with the theory
genius of our institutions, says the ; Henry Williams, of lloonville, Ind., says ;
Salt Lake Tribune. he suffered that way for years, till he
,, , , , commenced the use Kodol Dyspepsia
It would be simply to make tue;cnrf nmi adds, "Xov 1 can eat any thine
term of the electors four years, then ; i Hke and all 1 want and sleep soundly
in case of the death of the nresident ! every nwdit." Kodol Dyspepsia Cure'
agaiust Nasal Catarrh aud Hay Fever.
80 YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
1 will digest what you eat. SjUI by Clarke ,
, & Falk's V. 0.' Pharmacy.
or vice president to have these
electors convene and elect a new
vice president. What would there
be wrong or inconsistent about that?
H'lin tirrtdirlnnt rline Mm .-rn nroaulnnl
' 1 I Cough Cure which gives relief as soon as i
becomes president: why should noti,. is B1iministl!rwl. it ouieklv cures'
If you
agony of
grateful
have ever
croup you
mothers are
ieen n child in the
cm realiiii how
tor One Minute
the men who, upon the authority of
the people, elected the first vice 1
president elf ct another? ,
It may be said that a dozen or j
score or even a niajorit of states j
might in that time change their senti- j
ments and so might the electors, j
Very well, then; the vote of the.
electors would be up to dote. AVe
see no fault in the plan, only there
should be a provision to guard j
against a temporary interim in case
boih president and vice president
should be taken off together.
qui
couchs, colds and all throat and lung)
troubles. Sold by Clarke & Falk's P. 0. 1
Pharmacy.
i RACE HIANIVi
JESICNS
Copyrights &c.
Anrnni .ending n ketrh nnd doerirtton nin
quickly n.ccrtnlii our oi'lnlim rree whether a .
Invention H pmhnblr rouemnblc. Cnniniunic
ilmwutrtctly conllilenll.il. Handbook on I'niemt
jont tree. OMest nceticy for jecutlnir patents.
r.itci.ta taken thniuuti Jlunn Co. receiv
ipte till not let, nlthnut etinrec. In the
Scientific American,
A h.mdo-nely llliitrated wecklr. T.ircPU etr.
rulatloti of anv eicntlUi" ' v.irnal. Torn.j. f.i a
re:ir: lour month, fl. Haul byal! newilcn.cr.
MUNN&Co.3C,B'-d New York
liranch office. CS 1' Ft . Wnhliit!ton. 1J. f
Ice Cream and
Complete
Cipe
of
Drus
at
M. Z. DONNELL,
THE DRUGGIST.
$1.00 per month.
Strictly first class local and long
distance telephone service within
your liomu.
Lines do not crew-talk. Your con
versation will lie kept a Beurot.
No cost for installing.
Yon get the standard Hutming
Long Distant Instrument.
Continuous day and night service.
Wo will acenpt your contract for
ten vears and allow you to cancel
same on giving us thirty days writ
ten notifo.
PACIFIC STATES TELEPHONE COS.
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on
a positive guarantee. Cures heart-burn,
raising of the food, distress after eating,, ('"VC'TPr PTIOTQ
or anv form of dvspepsia. One little
tablet gives immediate relief. 25 cts. Mrs H L JonM Jmq 0,une, icB
andoOcts. Blakeley, the drucgist. i ,,r(miii nnil nvstur narlors in Carev Bal
lard's old stand. She carries
i not deceive yon into biiyini; worthless
I counterfeits of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
i Salve. The origmnl is iniallihlf for cur
' ine piles, sores, eczema and all skin
j disease?. Sold by Clarke & Falk's P. 0.
Pharmacy.
mm " ' Iir Kent nr .sul.
Mrs. Mary Ellen Lease has begun J The Sam Wiisinson warehon?e, on
suit for divorce against her husband, t First street, is fir rent or "aie. It is a
Both makers and circulators of counter'
feits commit fraud. Honest men will j A full linp r" (""ondiT'C
Charles Lease, at Wichita, Kansas.
This ma be a happy re-Lease for
him, because he says he was getting
tired of being referred to as the
"husband of Mrs. Lease." He said
that she was a ver3' bright woman,
so far as learning went, but that she
was no kind of, a wife for him. They
have been married
years.
' three-story, corrugated inm building,
HOxou feet, with water elev nor. Apply
to Sam Wilkinson. The Dalles. n2C-tf
Nuts and Cigars.
Tiie place has been thoroughly ren
ovated, and a share of the tmblic patron
age is solicited.
Open till 12:00 P. M.
mm Bstnusnt
L. Y. Hons, Prop'r.
Don't Kurt It In,
Just wet the affected part freely with
Mvsterious Pain Cure, a Scotch remed;
and the pain is tone. Sold by Clarke
Falk.
Why pay ?1.7o per gallon for inferior j
E. ' Uysters served in anyiibtyie.
2 ! Fipst-Class in Every Respect !
Just what
You uuant.
DIJAl.KllS IN
fill kinds of
Funeral Supplies
Crandall & Burget
UNDERTAKE L
tf EMBALMERS
The Dallos. Or.
Robes,
BuriaSh
Etc.
MEALS AT AM. IIOl'lIS.
Ilanna 'Xull.eil and l'lg'ft Feat Ittirned
Cleveland, Ohio, Saturday. Senator
Hanna received a bill today for thirty-!
six pigs' feet, and he ordered it paid at 1
once. The senator had not eateu the ;
pigs' feet, nor had he seen, or even re-,
ceived them. The bill came from Mrs. i
Christiana Dunlap, of Fort Wayne, Ind., '
and the senator was charged .1.S0 for J
the three dozen. Accompanying the
bill was a letter from Mrs. Dunlap, in
which she said: "I know you will;
think me a very bold woman for writing j
you this letter, but I am a poor washer-1
woman and mv old man is a dav laborer,
1
and between us we have to work very
hard to support our five little children."
Mre Dunlap then writes that she had
purchased three dozen pigs' feet at live
cents each and had put them on the j
stove to cook. Her husband had agreed
to watch them while she went out to do
some work. That was on the evening,
Mr. Hanna spoke at Fort Wayne, and
Dunlap, forgetting all about the pigs'
fet, went to the political meeting.
When Mrs. Dunlap returned home she
found the pigs' leet on the stove burned
to a crisp. i
Enough to cause trouble.
"To think," concludes the letter,
"that my husband, and a good demo-!
crat, would neglect hie duty and those ,
expensive pigs' feet just to hear a big -republican
like you! That's enough to
cause trouble in uiiy family. Then when ;
he returned home he announced that
'Mark Hanna was all right!' and he;
would be darned if he would vote for 1
Uryan!" '
Senator Hanna lapghed heartily when
he read the letter, and then, turning to
Elmer Dover, his secretary, Eeid: "Give1
her my compliments and enclose 2.
She needn't mind the change."
twentv-even paints wnen you can ouy James
j Patton's sun proof paints for $1.50 per ;
; gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark &
bulk, agents. ml
Floral lotion will cure wind chapping
and sunburn. Manufactured bv C'arue
& Falk.
A full line of Eastman nlms and sup
plies just received by Clarke & Falk.
ST Secnml ot,,Tlie Dulles, Or.
to day and
youlE be well
to-morrow.
Baldwins
Cold Cure
Tablet NoBB
(Cold In head)
ai . r ii . n,. ,im
6nd for Tree 4mple n4 AWdictl
Minutl Baldwin Sjn Frtncitco
0
9
9
9
9
9
9
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2 Tablet No2JB 9
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o NoiureNOFdyK 9
Clarke & Falk, The Dalles. Oregon.
Stylish
Dressed
Men.... !
, Are those who wear clothes that are up
; to-datein tit, workmanship and quality.
My line ot samples covers all the latest 1
designs for fall and winter, the price is
right, and I can guarantee a perfect fit.
Suits to Order, SIO.OO.
John Pashek. The Tailor.
A Difficult Problem.
9
New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such
wide variety as we are showing never be
fore graced a single stock. Iteal imita-
' tion creton effects at ordinary prices.
I Good papers at cheap paper prices.
, Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours
' for a small price, at our store on Third
street. Also a full line of house paints.
!D. W. VATJSE, Third St.
Wasco Warehouse Company
Headquarters for Seed Grain of an kinds.
j Headquarters for Feed Grain ot ?n kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kinds
Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, S? L'l Peed
Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle-
51lr11T This Flour is manufactured expressly for family
A )mi: ovurv sack in guaranteed to give satisfaction.
Wa sell our goods lower than any hoiif-e in the trade, and if you don't think so
call aud got our prices and I to convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Whjat. Barley and Oats.
It is among the most difficult prob
lems of natural science for one to become 1
expert in several lines. J. E. Adcos &
Co., by their combination, have over
come this difficulty in a practical man
ner. J. E. Adcox ie an expert watch
maker and is good on jewelry, optical
work and engraving, while Theo. H.
Liebe is an expert optician and is good
on watch repairing, jewelry work and
engraving. Their price is as low as con
sistent with good workmanship. They
are prepared to do all work in their
several lines, on short notice. Work ,
sent by mail or express will receive
prompt attention. Sign, "I5ig Red
Watch."
..gjias. mM-
Butchers
and Farmers
..Exchange..
Ke;ps nn ilrnucht thu cfllcbrnlcil
COI.L'MIHA KKKK, iickium:
elKl the bet bwr Jit The DnHei,
at theliMiiil price. L'oinu in, try
it and be roiiviweil. Also thu
KliiPit brand!, of Wlneh, l.l iuor
and Clsara.
Sanduiiehes
of all Kltnls always on hand.
Retiring from Business.
Closing out my Entire Stock Regardless of Cost.
Dry Goods, Clothing, Hoots and Shoes, at much less than wholesale
prices. Will cell in bulk or in lots, or any way to suit purchasers.
Entire stock must be closed out before 30 days.
All goods will be sacrificed except Thompson's Glove-tilting Corsets
and liutterick Patterns. Your prices will be mine. Call early and secure
bargains.
J. P. McINERNY,
Cornei' Second and Court Sis.
IJ.
8. HCH8MCK,
resident.
ti.U.HBAt.L, j
? 'Ftet National Bank.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
rKANHAUT A KNEKAI.KANKI.VU IIUfc'lNhB
Letters of Credit issued available in the
Eastern States.
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago,
i St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore-
The mere fact that H. A. Du Souchet's lfmA beattle )?.8llV "'various points
Collections made at all points nn f&7-
raule terme.
My 1-rleiid i'riini luillu.
THE DALLES - - - OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
DepositB received, eubject to Sight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds nromptlj
i remitted on dav of collection.
Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold oo
New York, Kan Francisco and Port
land. DIKECTOKS.
D. P. Tiiokphon. J.vo. S. HeiiaHUK,
I Ed, M. Williams, G:io. A. Lkiik.
H M. fiKAII
p. s.
Gunning,
Blacksmith,
Wagon Shop,
Horseshoeing.
Dealer in. Blacksmith Supplies.
Cor Second & Laibliu. 'Phone 151
) J. E. FALT & CO.,
of. Commereial Sample Rooms.
9 Purest Liquors for Family Use 9
9
.Dolivorod to any part of llie City.
Phones: Til Local,
K5S Long Distance.
173 Second Street.
efTerveecent comedy success, "My Friend
From India," is to bo presented here at
the Vogt opera house one night, Dec.
7th, by the Myron 15. Kice Comedy
Company, is ample guarantee that those
intending to visit same will be more
than repaid for their investment of time
and money. The company is headed
by Miss May Vokes, who will be seen in
her original character of Tilly, tho eccen
tric German maid, which she has played
nearly one thousand nighte. Others of
this year's company are: Walter E.
Colligan, Lute Vrohuiau, Sidney Lee,
Lewis Peters, Millard Simpson, Win. T,
Gaunt, Frank Parry and four society
beauties, Rose Tapley, West Temple,
Emma Chase and Edna Ewen. Man-
Nasal
CATARRH
In all its liases tbero
liould bu clciiiliuosi.
Ely's Cream Balm
cleaij(e,iooUitati(l)ifll8
tho dia.tJ membrane.
It cure catarrh and drltes
a it ay cold iu the bead
quickly.
t'rtum Balm U placed Into the nottrili, f prcadi
over tho inembrauo and 1 absorbed. Jtellefli Ira
tiiediate aud a euro follow,. It U not drylug-doei
sot produce lueelo. Large Klze, 60 cents at Drug
giitu .ir by mail ; Trial Site, 10 cents by mall.
U.V J.tOTllEUH, tfl W'arreu jrt, Kew York.
i House
-'Painting...
The undersigned has taken possession
of II. A. fjpivey paint shop, next door to
the Vogt opera limine, and has pur
chased thu tools and ladders. He has
good mechanics working for him, and
will gu r intee all work to give satisfac
tion. S. K. KELLY.
Advertise in The Chronicle.
j. a. eberle, ' tdb GoluniDia PacKiDpCo.,
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
Fii?e Jailori
MANUKACTOHKKH OK
A complete lino of Fall and Winter
nuiuucH, rautiiigHiiiMi uveicoatlng, now xfli. T n-nA QoncfltrfiS
on display, mo diiiwont variutiud i to u. -e Lard and bausages.
ii:;i irom.
Curers of BRAND
it. K. HMITII,
Osteopath.
liooms 10 and 11, C'tiapman Mock, The Dulles
Orvxon. Mrp'Jl
CHOCOLATE
BON BONS.
DIRECT from the FACTORY
AT EASTERN PRICES.
Geo. C. Blakeley,
The Druggist.
Suits, too and ud.
Call and examine goods before going HAMS & BACON
elsewhere. Second street, opp. Alavs
it Crowe's. ' J ,)RKn HI5EF. KTC.
TIRED MEN.
If you are the unfortuinUe victim of lack of nerve
you know it, und it would beuselosd to detail the ,'1"'"
toni" to von. You can depend upon It that Lincoln
Sexual Pills regenerate and build up the Hystein of tlie
tired man, und give tho proper functional actions to uu
the vital organs. Be the kind of a man you out to ce
yes, be a man! Price, $1 per box buy of your iiriiu
glst or sent by mail on receipt of price, iu plain wraper.
LINCOLN PROPRIETARY CO., Ft. Wnyno, Ind.
M. . Dounull, Agent, The Dulles.