The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
- - NOV. IS). 1900
MONDAY
Tin: G.i:ni-:x of kuks.
Itmcti llowerk' Mlnntr!,
Concerning Rend) it Dowers' min
strels, who will appear nt the Voat on
Thursday, Nov. U2d, the Seattle Timee
envs :
"The first appearance in this city of
Heach & Mowers' minstrels drew large
crowd of theatergoers to the Seattle
theater to witness the initial perform
!A Difficult Problem.
I It is among the most difficult prob
lems of mutual science for one to become
expert in several lines. J. K. Adcox & '
, Co., by their combination, have over
come this diilicnlty In n practical man-J
ner. .1, K. Adeox ia an expert watch-i i
maker and is good on jewelry, optical j
work and engraving, while Then. II.
Liebo is an expert optician and is good
attention
"The geological history of the Phil
ippines leads scientists to believe
that the islands comprise tlie burden I nnee o tll arBreirAtlon. The larim an- Ion watch ronairimr. iuwelrv work and
of Kilen. the original home of nmn, diei.ee had no reason to le disa j oil: to ! engraving. Their prico is a'e low as con
and that the Tagalo of today is a j with the entertainment, which eUy SSSfr'Sl drSrt'ln f&
direct dccciu1cilt from the man of 8ur''a98e9 1,11,1 o ""' otl,er travuK' several line?, on short notice. Work
... .. I minstrel companies in humor and ori-, sent bv mail or exnress will receive
Jlornco, mui way in ueveiopmeiu oe- gimUity. Xlie chor(la lhat provuked
tween the ape niul the human j laueiitur on the part of the audience
species." Report of United States .were kept vibrating the wliole evening.
Geologist D, V, Becker, with the ' "The membars of the company arc all
. . ! ., t,i sit 'first-class minstrels and fun-makers.
army in the PhtlipptneSi , . . t . . . . ,.
' , : , , Good judgment has been used in the ee-
Great Scott, Anil Brynii wanted eution of each illdivilhllll ot lhonrKre.
to give away the Garden of Eden! j gation, which is one of the best known
"What a fortunate thing for us the hi the United States. From end men
man from Lincoln did not win, and j to the interlocutor constant waves of
... ,,, .i,..,,.,, vn 1 merriment would be rippling,
carry into effect his dire throat. M "
wonder Ilanna and the republicans j na,nnU,,im, tpIl.t u:,,..,. rili:n..
is a levelation. His performance on u
single wheel is little short of marveloue,
and as he makes his way about the
wanted to keep the islands. It is a
safe conclusion that this has not been
tinned off to Croker or he would
' .- :i i i .1...
have enlisted all the Tagalos into j 18 ' ,"7"" ' "
e tators to the highest pitch of enthusiasm,
the Tammany army. Croker usually j .,The acroblllic trl0i conei8tj,)t? 0f
knows a good thing when he sees it! narrv Freeman and the Smith brothers,
Bryan does, sometimes! But who 'is very good. The first part of their ,
would have thought it the Ameri- j performance introduces a striking nov-'
can flac lloatiiie over the Garden of i 11 r b
Eden! Hearst will doubtless Gt out
prompt attention. Sign. "Mig Hed 1 1
Watch." , j
Rtaiitroib
an expedition and look for Eve. It
certainly will have one effect a
whole lot of fellows at home will
brush the dust off their bibles long
enough to find out what the Garden
of Eden was. Poor old Spain must
have been asleep all these years, in a
sort of Hip Van Winkle state, or she
would never have sold the Garden of
selves.
Drying1 preparations simply devel
op dry catarrh; tlioy dry up the secretions,
which adhere to tho metubrauo and decom
pose, causing a far more serious trouble than
tho ordinary i orm of catarrh. Avoid all dry
ing inhalants, fumes, smokes and snuu"n
and uso that which cleanses, soothes and
heala. Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy j
easily and pleasantly. A trial sizo will bo TT) j
mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell the rrlllLLlI.lfc:...
50c.size. Ely Brothers, fl Warren St., N.Y. A U
Tho lialm cures without pain, noes not, i
CHOCOLATE
BON BONS.
DIRECT from the FACTORY
AT EASTERN PRICES. !
Geo. C. Blakeley,
The Druggist.
House
Complete
Cii?e
of
at
M. Z. DONNELL,
THE DRUGGIST.
Just What
Voa Laant.
$1.00 per month.
Strictly llrnt class lnciil and long
distance telephone survluu within
your homo.
Lines dn not crnec-talk. Your con
vermilion will be kept a secret.
No cost for installing.
You got tho Htauditrd Htiiining
Long Distant IuKtriiiuent.
Continuous day and night nervine.
Wo will accept your contract for
ten years and allow you to eaneiil
same on giving us thirty days wrlt
tuu notice.
PACIFIC STATES TELEPHONE COS.
! rTA-ricrrAi-A-rArTJtri-A-r-rAt-rirA.T.i-xv.
A' -ATM. -Jl' ArA-fATi
A-TA-iriA-rA-rATATrrjrn
V.lon for i tviUrv &-n 000 000 mor j irritate or causo sneezing. It spreads i sell xne uimersianeu ...
i.den for a paltrj U,UUU,UUU poor J ovar an irritated and angry surface, reliov- of 11. A. Spi vey paint shop, next door to j
as she was. And in addition it is ing immediately tho painful inflammation. I tne y0t opera houe, and has pur-1
, , , i i w I With Elv's Cream Balm rouaro armed ' , , ' , , , , , n , !
the place where man developed from Kaial Catarrh aud nJny rover- chased the tools and ladders. Ho has
an ape into his present state oil Itfood mechanics workimr for him, and
w lien you cannot sleep lor coumung, wjn Guarantee all work to gtve satis.'ac-
ape into ins pre
mental capacity and physical being.
But it is a pretty lough thing to saj
about our friend Aggie that he is a
mixture of the man of Borneo and
an "ipc. If be is still alive this in
formation will certainly have a kill
ing effect. And Bryan little realized
how close he came to D'onkeying
with the Darwinian theory. Oh,
that geologist has produced a nice
state of affairs perhaps the "para
mount'' issue for the next campaign.
Union.
it is hardly necessary that any one should :
tell you that you need a few doses of,
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to allay
the irritation of the throat, and make
eleep possible. Itiscood. Try it. For
sale by Blakeley, the druggist. '
AckerV Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on i
a positive guarantee. Cures heart-bum, j
raising of the food, distress after eating,
or any form of dyspepsia. One little
tablet gives immediate relief. 2." cts.
and 50 cts. Blakeley, the druggist.
BUSINESS LOCALS.
mm sA i
REGULATOR LINE.
DALLES, PORTLAND k ASTORIA NAY. COMPANY-
Steiiiiu.Ts nt tin. ltn;iiliUnr l.lnu will run ns vt the lot-'
owiiii! mmihIuIi", the (.iiiiiiuiny reservliiK tl riht to cbacjt
M'S.vimle ultiidiit tiDtlcu.
Gtr. RoBiilatoi-
tion.
S. K. KELL
7
50 YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
I New ideas in Wall Paper here. .Such
wide variety as we are showing never be-
fore graced a single stock. Heal imitu-
, tion creton effects at ordinary prices.
Good papers at cheap paper prices.
I Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours
for a small price, at our store on Third
' street. Also a full line of house paints.
D. W. VAUSE, Third St.
You will not have boils if vim take
The democratic papers which now j Clarke & Falk's sure cure for boils.
declare that Bryan talked too much
should not forget how they patted
him on the back, yelled "go it Billie"
every time he made a speech and
encouraged him in itinerary of po
litical spouting that helped to lose
him the presidency. Eugene Register.
With solemn "ood nature
Courier-Journal cries out:
worse than first reported. Two
counties in Georgia instead of one
were carried by the republicans."
iht) Irl i.. IlickH 10O1 Almanac
Whatever may be said of the scientific
causes upon which the Rev. Irl R. Hicka
bises his yearly forecasts of storm and
weather, It ia a remarkable fact that
specific warnings of every great storm,
flood, cold wave and drouth, have been
plainly printed in his now famous alma-!
nac for many years. The latest start-
ling proof of this fact was the destruc
tion of Galveston, Texas, on the very
day named by Prof. Hicks iu his 1000
almanac as one of disaster by storm
along the gulf coaste, The 1001 alma
nac, by far the finest, most complete
and beautiful yet published, is now
Teady. Tnis remarkable book of nearly
two hundred pages, splendidly illus
trated with charts and half-tone engrav
ings, goes as a premium to every sub
scriber who pays one dollar a year for
Prof. Hicka journal, Word and Works.
The Almanac alone is tent prepaid for
only 25 cents. Order from Word aud
Work Publishing Company, 2201 Lo
cust street, St. Louis, Mo.
I'rivate School Hay or Kveiiliitf.
PeKons desiring instruction in Eng.
lieh tranches, ornamental penmanship,
short hand, shade-pen writing, free
hand drawing, book-keeping, higher
mathematics, vocal music, etc., pleaee
call first door necond floor west of Cur
ties' mill, Becond street. Foreigners
taught to read and write English in a
few leseone.
n8-2wd&w Pitof. Z. K, Fiikeu.'
f8, f9, $10 ami $12.50 will buy some of
the swellest box coats ever shown in
The Dalles. The Fair.
A full line of Eastman films and sup
plies just received by Clarke & Falk. j
The largest and most complete line of ,
fall and winter millinery ever displayed ,
in the city at the Campbell & Wilson
millinery parlors. The prices will sell i
the goods. eStf '
Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior i
! paints when you can buy James E. j
,i ! Patton's sunproof paints for $1.50 per'
. j gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark &
It is falk, agents. ml
The best method of cleansing the liver
is the usi of the famous little pills
known as DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
Easy to take. Never gtipe. Sold by
Clarke & Falk.
At the popular millinery parlors of
Campbell & Wilson can be found all the
latest things in street hats, trimmed
hats, children's school hatB, and also
tam-o'-slianters. '& Crowe's.
Hustling young man can make CO per,
month and espeuees. Permanent posi-,
tion. Experience unnecessary. Write
quick for particulars. Clark & Co.,
Fourth and Locust .Streets, Philadel
hpia, Pa, sSdf
Trade Marks
Copyrights &c.
Anroiio scndlnif a rhctc h ami description mic
Quickly ascertain our opinion free whether i
Invention la probably p-itentnblc. ""ouummlcf
tloiisKtrlctlycotitiilentlil. Handbook on I'atcutt
sent free. Oldest iicciicy for ecurlnir patents.
l'atei.ts taken tlirmiu-li Murm & Co. receive
tsteeial notlct, without, charge, In tho
Scientific American.
r
A handsomely llltntritivl weekly. I.irirest clr
dilation of any KCientlUe Journal. Terms, fl a
voir: four months, 1. sioMhyall newsdealers.
MUNN &Co.36,Broadwa- New York
Branch offlcu, (23 V HU Wasbiontou, 1). V
J. A. EBERLE,
pipe Jailorip5
A complete lino of Fall uiid Winter
Suitings, Printings ami Overcoating, now
on display. 100 different varieties to se.
Iect from.
Suits, $20 apd up. !
Call and examine iroods before ko'iiil' i
I elsewhere, becond street, opp. jlavs
..GHflS. FRANK..
Wasco Warehouse Compan)
Headquarters for Seed G rain of ail kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot t-n kin
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kind?
Headrmarters for Bran. Shorts. ? .?"kn
1 Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle-
Butehens
and Farmers
..Exchange..
Keeps mi draught tho celeljrntnl
(JOI.l'.MlllA Jli:KI. iicknmv:
cdKed the best beer In Tho Dalles,
Ht the umiil price. Come In, try
It mid be convinced. AImi tho
Finest brandu of Wines, I.i iior
nuil (,'lxnrs.
Sanduiiches
ot all Kinds always on hand.
, HCIIJ5NCK,
President.
R.il. HBAJ.I.,
i.'usrilui
First national Bank.
, i
Ithe dalles
OREGON
F- S.
i Gunning,
It ia well to know that DeWitt's I
Witch Hazel .Salve will heal a burn and '
stop the pain at once. It will curej
ec.ema and skin dieeaees aud ugly j
wounds and eoree. It ia u certain euro '
for piles. Counterfeit may bo ottered ,
you. h'eo that you get the original l)e- j
Witt'e Witch Hazel Salve. I
- - - i
Clarke & Falk have received a carload
of the celebrated Jame K. Patton ,
strictly pure liquid paints i
Paint your houee with paints that are
fully guaranteed to last. Clarko & Falk
have them.
A f3pnA-ftl RiiTilrino1 ttnainuoa Iv.ti.nninJ
I - ... ........ ... .uw..u ,lMIIDAt,lVU
DeposltB received, Biihiect to Sight
I Draft or Check.
Collectiona insula and proceeds promptly
remitted on dav of collection.
Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
New York, San Francieco and Port
land. DIRBOTOH8,
I). P. Thompson. Jno. B. Scuunuir.
Kd. M. Williams, Guo. A. Libiik.
H. M. IJkai.i.,
Blacksmith,
Wagon Shop, 1
Horseshoeing.!
n 1 ni i o i?
uuaier in diacKsmnn supplies. packers op
dor Seuoud & LauaUlin. 'Piioiie 157 PORKand BEEF
the CoiuinDia Packino Co
MANOKACTUltKKB OK
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
rilANBAOTA BNKKALIlANKINd I1UH1NK8
Letters of Credit issued available in the
Eastern States.
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago,
St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore-
fon, Seattle Wash,, and various points
n Oregon and Washington,
Collections made at all points on fav
orable term.
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Freight
via
Regulator Line.
Str. Dallos City.
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FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE, )
S! Trnvi'l liy Hit' Htc iimTS l tln ltemilatnr l.lii"
i rons the bi st ivlw j , 1 Iilo
Portland Olll'V, Oak Struct Hod;
W.
The ComiHiiiy will I'mli'.ivnr tn plvctlniml
l'ur (utlhor t u lor inu I Ion uililuii
C. ALLAWAY. Gon. At. ,
jr i.-r.i.v.Litl.Y Lx j.Yu.ir.t.vjj'.Lr.t.Ta.j.T.TiJui1S
qti yioTJT' This Flour ih nianufactured expressly for famlit
it-o ; every Hack is guaranteed to give satisfaction.
Wrt eell our goods lower than any house iu the trade, and if you don't ttiinkM
call and cot our prices and bo convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Whoat, Barley and Oats.
IetMng from Business.
Closing out my Entire Stock Regardless of Cost.
Dry Goods, Clothing, Moots and SIioch, nt much lost; than wholesale
prices. Will tell iu bulk or iu lots, or any way to Miiit purchasers.
Entire stock must he closed out before 30 days.
All kooiIh will be sacrificed except Thoiupmn'R Glove-fitting Corsets
and llutterick Patterns. Your prices will be mine. Call early and H'ciire
bargains.
J. P. McINERNY,
Cornor Sociond and Court ists.
f
J. E. FALT & CO.,
r- . L
or pnotora Commepeial Sample Rooms.
1
i Purest Liquors for Family Use?
JJolivurod to any part of tho City.
173 Second Street. ?
9
I'honi's: .rd Local,
HoS Long Dimance.
Ice Cream and lmne Lard a.nd s&e
Oyster Parlors j c",ers of BRAND
Mrs II. -L. Jones has opened ice
HAMS & BACON
cream and oyster parlors in Carey Hal-,
lard's old stand. She carries )RIKD IJEEF, KTC.
A full line of Candies,! I)q fillllil'Q
ONE FOR A D08E. HI! I M
Ri-moTo Plinplm, Pr-Tfnt fll I m
Nuts and Cigars.
The place has been thoroughly ren
ovated, and a share of the public patron
age is solicited.
Oport till 12:00 P. M.
SAY! Lend Me Your Ear!
t
W . . l)a you know that .lohn I'aHhok. thn tailor. Is auent for two of
ML tho larueat merchiint tailoring Iioiisch iu AmoricaV J?
M Do yon know that hu will Mill you a Hiiil, ninth) to your order, $
cheap uh the haud-n.H.down, ready-made, yon buy iu tho Htorta. min
r-t it in iji nil miii r uu
Do you know that ho Iiiih alreadv on hand for tho coinlm; f"'1 S
and winter tradu the handtoinest and finest lino of eninplun over shown w
in 1 ho Dalles? ij?
JOHN PASHEK, Merohant Tailor, Agent.