Everlastingly Sawing Wood... Wo moan advertising when wo say " sawing wood." That's a term a cclobrntod ad writer gave tlioart some yours ago. Wo advortiso more than ever because we are receiving a larg er stouk than we over had before and expect to have a larger trade than any previous season. Willi us the quality of our adver tising is not strained but dropped as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath ; into the public mind it. twice doth service, it blcss eth him who prints and him who rends. Aside from reading our ads we want you to investigate our stock and trade with us. Pease & Mays' Gents' Furnishing Dept't. Your Pick for $1.00 Misses' heavy solo Kid Button or Lace, sizes 12 to 2. New Stock. Kid Ladies' 3h and 4. New Toes. Button; sizes 3, Congress (elastic Boys' Calf sides); sizes 2k to 4k. Ladies' Brown Kid 0 fords; sizes 4 to 7. 'Pease & Mays' Shoe Department. Pretty, ; New Things. showing Our Fancv Goods counter is be ginning to make a good with good things for Fall wear In Ladies' Neckwear, we are showing some exquisite "novelties. Cushion Covers in the latest designs. Our complete stock of Ribbons are now on our counters. Our French Flannelettes, at 18c per yard are proving to be the great est sellers of the season. Have vou seen our Fall Jack ets? They are pronounced by ever' ono to be the finest ever .shown in town. Our Silk. Waists just arrived this morning. Dry Goods Department. All Goods Marked In Plnln Figures. PEASE & MAYS PKOl'f.B COMINO AND OOINO. The Dalles Daily Ghfflntefc. .monday - . se7tT a.'i'boo ICE CREAM and ICE CREAM SODA At Andrew Keller's. CO)- WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. ;mui in aq- Friday Ben of the Wal- Huy u niuiil tlckut lit tliu Umatilla .IIoihu restaurant ; sfu.fiO for $5. Bl-tf Tliu ladies of St. I'aul'H Guild will incut with Mrs. Hugh Logan Wednes tiny afternoon, All tliu diphtheritic en no 8 nro now convalescent and no now caseB have ap peared, nor, lot ua hope, will appear. Minn Hertha Hill, of Dry Hollow, has accepted the position of assistant teacher in the Grass Valley academy, Sherman county. MisH Jennie Parsons of Hood Kivcr, liua been engaged to teach tliu Long Hollow school, No. SO, for the fall term, beginning on Sept. 10th. Hop. N. IS. I!rookn. of Goldendule. ia the democratic nominee for superior Jiiilk'i! of Klickitat, Skamaula, Olar and Uowlitr. counties, Washington. We oiler for a limited period tjio twieu-a-week Oiikonici.h, price ifl.fi), mid the Weekly Oiegonian, price ifl.fi), both papers for $2 a year. Subscriptions mir una oiler must be paid in art vmico. While in Portland Iaat 1; "ilsun boiiL'ht of Ltin heirs ler Fish t.stm0 tj,u jot on w,ic, tho Wilton snloon la b! touted In the Kant )'iil, witli the blacksmith shon ad- filling. The ja.oo round-trip tlukolH to Port land for tho special train leaving The D'llles at 8 a. m, Kept. (!th are now on lo nt the 0. R. & N. depot and Uma tilla Honee ticket ofllcea. PleiiBe call wly for your tickets and avoid tho rush. The Grass Valloy Journal says : "At the present time there ia not half the U"ln cut in southern Sherman, and it will take four or flvo weeks to finish tiio threshing, Between Grass Valley and Moro there has been considerable thresli. ! done. liulgu Prathor made a sale last week " Hie A. U. Jones place, consisting of tvvetity.flvo nerog 0I, intiinn Creek, to iJmiiel P, I.amar, of Honolulu, for 2000. Mr. l,.m,nr Blya , ,erd Hood R,ver talked "f hy people In Honolulu, and lie wiiiu all the way hnre to purchase properly.-Hood River Glaeier. The assessable value of all taxable Jjroporty in the city of Portland was re ced frou 31,000,000 In 1809 toS0, W0.000 in 1800. Tiio 02 oiieasmont Wfta none too high. Tho '00 assessment a barefacad dwindle, As the Port lnd Dispatch juitly remark?, the de preciation whs due to a politic)) trick of assessor, ltdt it didn't work the way it wan expected to work and it put the city in a hole and gave it a black eve into the bargain. James Benson expressed tiiis morning to Portland for the Wasco county ex hibit at tho carnival a box of penchep, one of which measured Jl.'ii inches in circumference. They were of the Sus quehanna variety and were nearly all of uniform size. If any county, eave Wasco, ia able to beat them we ehall be surprised. Vircliow, l lie iiermau scientist, says tliu way to live long ia to "be born with a good constitution, take care of it when you are young, always have something to do and be resigned if you find that you can not accomplish all yon wiBh." It ia easier to live long with a poor con stitution than to violatu tho other con ditions and reach old age. liy lining a lymph discovered by a Paris physician it is now possible, nc cording to reports from Unit city, to re generate the red globules in the blood of lepers. I)r, MolschnilcofT, oi the Pas teur institute, is tho discoverer, and lie thinks that when he Iiiib improved the serum lie may be able to rejuvenate tiie organs of tiie human body. vFifty men are employed riprapping mid cementing the rockwork at tiie locks. The work will last all winter, but the present contract will not complete the south walls. Another contract, involv ing the expenditure of$125,000 will be necessary to make the locka .navigable in stages of moderate freshet. In ita present condition, river boats are obliged to suspend travel at certain stages of flood, but the next contract will enable craft to go through the locks with the river five feet higher. Charley Denton sold here last week thirty-three boxes of second-crop straw berries tiiat were pronounced the equal In size and flavor of the summer berries from the same vines. They were grown on the Denton ranch, on Mill creek, and were tho result of libera! irrigation after the first berries had been picked. Mr. Denton would have had double tho quantity to dispose of had not a lot of boys, while fishing on Mill creek made a stolen raid on tho patch. It may be added that tho vines are full of blossoms as if they were set on producing a third crop. John Rurke, who for moro than fifty years lived on tiie bank of tho Colum bia river, a short distance below Van couver, is dead. Mr. Burke was 80 years of age and was one of the oldest residentB'of Clarke county, says tho In dependent. He was a native of Ireland, and when yot qultivyoung lie emigrated to Aniridia. From there lie came to Sun Francisco, aud in tho early '40a moved to Vancouver; where he had since been engaged in funning, at which ho was very successful. Mr. Burke left a wife, 85 years of age, arfd five children, three daughters and two sons, three of whom reside in Clarko comity. Little was done Saturday and today in the way of soliciting subscriptions for the proposed harvest carnival on ac count of the pressure of business on tho members of the' finance committee, and probably nothing will be done tomorrow as it is collection day ; but an earnest effort will be m.ide Wednesday, and tiie Biiccese the committee meets with will determine whether we are going to have a fair or not. As the matter now stands it must not be taken for granted Uiat the thing is going to be held whether or no. As a matter of fact it will require more unity of action to make the fair -a certainty than Iuib yet been manifested. Henry S. Ball died at the Umatilla House yesterday forenoon of a complica tion of diseases. Tiio deceased was from Illinois and was traveling for his health. He was accompanied by his wife and had arrived here from Hood River Sat urday night. A son living in Portland was telegraphed for early Sunday morn- jng, when it became apparent mat the end wiiij near. The eon arrived here at noon aud had the remains taken to the undertaking parlors of Crandall & Bur gett, where the body was embalmed by C. N. Burgett and prepared for ship ment to Portland, where it was taken on tho early morning's train. The deceased was 59 years of age. Census returns show that the popula tion of the country ia about 75,000,000. Of the 52,000 enumeration districts, 17, 000 have been counted, showing a popu lation of 25,000,000. According to the law of averages this would indicate the population of the country to be 77,000, 000. But as the count proceeds the gen eral ' average of the districts falls off enough to modify the total. The figures show thirty-three per cent of the popu lation live in towns of more than 8000 inhabitants. In 1890 it was twenty-nine per cent. In the East from Maseachu setts to Pennsylvania the average will be higher. The decade just closed has been a great one for immigration. Jap Foster, who has been living all summer in a tent iii tho pines witli one Mrs, Dillman, to the great offense and annoyance of the neighbors, was ar rested Saturday afternoon by Marshal Driver, on the complaint of u neighbor charging him villi the larceny of a quantity of tire wood.. When brought to the city jail and searched, the mar shal found on Foster's person a roll of greenbacks and other money amounting to between if 1500 aud $2000, which, however, was not taken from him. Foster was arraigned in the justice court Saturday evening and the case was sot for hearing tomorrow afternoon atJ! o'clock. His bonds were fixed at !f250, which ho put up instanter, in gold twenties. I. turnout Iii (itoirruiliy. "Patrick," said tiie teacher, "please tell the class what a lake is," "A lake (lcak sur," answered Pat, "is a hole in a tin can." "What is an island?" asked the teach er, addressing her interrogation to the class in geography. "An island, ma'am," replied Johnny Broadhead, a studious lad who had Porto Rico in mind, "is a body of land entirely surrounded by politics," The I'anl Molir I'orlage. A Spokane dispatch to the Oregonian says the officers of the Central Naviga tion Company at that place say that negotiations are under way for a sale of and Mrs. T. J. Drips, of this city, a son, bonus which is expected to etipply thcU money for complete construction. Co). I. N. Peyton, of t tine city, preeident of the company, made the following state ment : "The Spokane stockholders invested in the stock of the company just as one would invest in any business enterprise. They paid for their stock in cash. Not only that, but they have advanced out of their own pockets about $50,000 ad ditional, for which they hold as security nothing but the note of the company. About $200,000 in cash has been ex pended on construction so far. It is estimated that it will take about $150, 000 to clean up the debts of the company, complete construction and put the system in operation. We have put up all the mony we can, or feel inclined to, and eo suspend operations. A deal is pending for the sale of bonds, which may b9 completed soon, which will provide funds for completing tiie work. The road will cost nearly double what was at first estimated. There is no truth in the story that there is trouble between tiie president of the company and the stockholders. There has always been the utmost harmony among the local stockholders." What Summer Vacation Alt-ana. After mature deliberation, New York Life gives the following as the reenlfof its inquiry into w hat a summer vacation really amounts to: I'AltTS. Anticipation 75,000 Trouble 2,050 Turmoil 2,008 111 health, compound of bad food hot rooms, insect bites, cheap plumbing, loss of sleep 2,475 Irritation..... 2,017 Disappointment 4,850 Fun 095 Adventure 054 Conquests : GUI Material for lying 5,990 Rest none Satisfaction a truce Realization a truce Fur Hair, Tiie two build inns owned by Mrs, K Julien, on Court streot, between Second aud Third, now occupied us a lodging house and dressmaking shop, Tiie buildings will be sold, furnished or un furnished, cheap for cash. Apply to Mrs, 10. Julian. tit-lmd Kt-w Store, New I'rlcea. I have my goods marked down to bed rock priced in view to closing out m stock of millinery. Call ami see me one door east of Racket store. Also orders for Del tin tu corsots taken. Mus. Jaynk. Mrs. A. J. Tolmio left on the morning boat on a visit to Portland. Mrs. John Sommervllle went to Port land on this morning's boat. Mrs. P. De Huff left on this morning's boat to spend the week in Portland. C..W. and Ferd Dietzsl went to Port hind on this morning's boat to take in the carnival. Ben Wilson and family returned Sat urday nieht from a two weeks' outing at Ocean Park. C. J. Van Duyn and wife, of Tygh Valley, passed through town today on their way to Portland. Zoe Gunning left this morning on the Reliance to spend a couple of weeks visiting an aunt in Portland. M. A. Moore, a prominent business man of Prineville, waB a passenger on this morning's boat for Portland. Mr. and Mrs. F. H. Wakefield and daughters, Misses Effle and Ida, went to Portland on this morning's boat. Mrs. Ed Williams and he.i sister, Miss Clara Sampson, were passengers on the Reliance this morning for Portland. Mien Elizabeth Bonn lett cn the Re liance this morning to spend a couple of weeks visiting friends in Portland. C. W. Ilaight and wife and three Blighters left on the Reliance this morning to visit the l'orltand carnival. D. C. Ireland, the veteran editor of the bherinan county Observer, left on the morning's boat to take in the Port land carnival. Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Young and Mr. Fred Young and family, of Ridgeway, left on this morning's boat to spend the week in Portland. Mre. J. C. O'Leary left on this morn ing's boat with her daughter, Miss Edith, and Miss Belle Smith, of Grass Valley, who nre going to attend the sis ters' academy at Portland. Mrs. George Ross and family left on the noon train for Shaniko, to join Mr. Ross, who is agent for the Columbia Southern at that- place, and where he has just completed a new home. Captain and Mrs. G.. W. Biliingfon, of Centerville, and Mrs. Billlngton's mother, Mrs. C. E. Hodson, of Salem, and brother, W. H. Hodson," of Center ville. left on the rioon train to attend the Portland carnival. This KOItN. morning, September 3d, to Mr. PERTINENT PRESS COMMENT. The Salem Journal calls the editor of the Woodburn paper "an impoverished intellectual si wash and degenate digger." This is not a good time to make the American flag eat dirt. And besides there is no man big enough for the job. Democrats, who contend that tiie money question is settled, and that there is no danger from that source, overlook the fact that Bryan's greatest dcsiie is to unsettle it. ' Wages for farm tiands will be low if Bryan is elected, is one of the points oi argument to be used by the democrats this fall in Umatilla county. Ha! Ha! that is one truth the democrats havf discovered. Pendleton Tribune.' Mr. Bryan put his foot in his mouth clear up to his knee when he promised to withdraw the soldiers and the au thority of the United States from the Philippines, and yet extend the Monroe doctrine over die islands. That alone is enough to skin him. And yet hj sslemnly promises to do these thinge 4f he is elected. Salem Statesman. Keitiiceil Itutno tu ihe Uarnlval. For the Elks Carnival and Street Fair to he he'd at Portland Sept. 4th to 15th, the Regulator Line will make special excursion rates as follows: Round trip tickets, limited to the carnival dates, if 2. 00. On Sept. Cth a special excursion will be made, leaving The Dalles at 0:30 a. m., arriving in Portland at 1 p, m. Fare if 1.50. W. C. Ai.lawav, Gen. Agent. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have' Always Bought Bears the Signature of Don't fail to take advantage of the 50 cent Sunday excursion to Bonneville via the O. R. & N. Take either the 4 :5() a, m, or 12:30 p. in. trains, "The most enjoyable outing I have had this season" will be your verdict, Ice' Cream and ; Oyster Parlors.. A. r. .V A. u. There will be a state.! communication of Wasco Lodge, No, 15, A, F. feA. M., this (Monday) evening, Sept. 3, 1000, at 7 :30 o'clock. By order of the W. M, 0. 1). Doani, Secy. Subscribe for The Gbroniole. Mrs H. L. Jones has opened ice cream and oyster parlors in Cirey Bal lard's old etuud, She carries A full line of Candies, Nuts and Cigars. The place has been thoroughly ren ovated, and a share of the public patron age is aolicited. Itnmember That Chas. Stubling is still, doing a retail business at bis new plce. He Bells in quantities (omit all customer. from one bottle to a barrel. Family orders delivered promptly. Clarke & Falk hayo received a carload' of the celebrated Jame E. I'atton strictly pure liquid paints mays & e owe The only store ft this city where the Oenuine Imported Stransky-Steel Ware is sold. A little higher in price, but outlasts a dozen pieces of 80 called cheap enani eled ware. BEWARE! Other wares look has the name Stransky - Steel Waro on each piece. Do not be deceived First prize at 16 International Exhi bitions. Highest award at Worlds Columbian Exhibi tion. Chicago Pre ferred by the best cookingauthoritie8, certified to by the most famous chem ists for purity and durability it is cheapest because BEST. Remember this celebrated enam eled ware is special ly imported for and sold in this city ex clusively by us. It does not rust nor absorb grease, does not discolor nor catch inside; is notaffectedbyacids in fruits or vegetables, will boil, stew, roast and bake w i t h o u t imparting flavor of previously cooked food and will last for years. 00- We cau tion tha public against imitaliocj "Meet us on the Midway" Event of the Times The Great Street Fair and Carnival! Occupying many solid blocks, taking in an entire street, froic curb to curb : : : : S 4-15 OreiOD.... Under tho nusiilccu of tho I'ort laud Elks, biirputlUK in imunl tudu mid grandeur ny ttiiiif o( the kind ever attempted on the raellie Coiibt. Tliu Streets nt Cairo I The Orloiitul Tliuutre I Tliu Otiriuaii Vllluife I The Dancing OlrU I An Arabian 1'iiKuaiitl drowning the IJueun ! Ik'i, King or I It u OhiiiIvhI, At tended by ills Aliignlli ceut Court. The (iroiit 1'aiudcof tliu Ivlks mid otticr imlors, Tho Itiilliin 1'iirU ulid fonilliiln. Tie Mm-lilti-cent THumplm! An.'li mid (irjiul Mldwuy llllvd with wu ml erf ii I uttraclloits. Mining, Mcit'.m tile, Agricultural, ilortlt'iilturo tunl other tu duMrlul oxhlulU. The Woman's l'avllllnii, de signed by women, hullt by women ami Uei-o-rated by women for the exhibit of women's Industrial work. The (iraln 1'alace, built o( Oregon and Washington grain ami grunM.-, MUSIC, FUN AND IIAVKTV, NIOU1' TUDNED INTO DAY, mm" lowest rail and wutir rates over given toTortland from all i-urls of 1 10 I'uclllo .North