The Dalles Daily Chronicle.1 JANICE MEREDITH. rr Ir"HKnt -WILLIAM M'KINLEY, or ohii. V Ith ."mm- I iii'H''li'il Addition mil ' Fimv AiiuIiikIvn in tin- f Author, for Vlcr-l'reililent-- THEODORE ROOSEVELT, (If -Vi'ii York, Tin: Citnoxicu: wonders if I "tilve Mr. Lord C'ioui't- tliy I in ml J child," commanded Iter mother, stern ; ly, "ami place a scat "tor him by tin I lire.'" titmice pulled one of the chairs near I er to the eliimney breast and then re j turned to her tptiltintr frame, nt whiel the i -vhf liad heen working when the inter parents and guardians of The Dalles) 'TZZl ,,T demanded M, Younu people of both sexes, who ,o Meredith. on Sunday excursions to llonneville, i really dream of the orgies that some' of them participate in. If this paper told the half of what comes to its j cars of these Sunday carousals iti J ii ti ice turned and ineed the thret bravel. though her voice trembled i! h'ttle a.s she replied: "1 will not shake his hand." "Yoieks! Here's a kettle of fish:' j rjaenlatcd the commissary. "Whnt' ' '.rone? ".lauiee. do as thou art told, or L'i i to thy room." ordered her mother. The irirl opened her lip as if about i to protest, out eoiirnue failed her. am the sober judgment of persons whoj she hurriedly left the parlor, and. ll have reluctant! v witnessed some ofj ins; to her chamber, she threw hersell " . , , i ou her bed and wept out her sense of these drunken aim beastly exhibitions, wrol,p ,m htl. ,,iHow. that strangers who have also wit- "nomine it." she sobbed. "I'm not rinsed tlinni mint thiol.- Tho Hnllee i coins,' to be the first American irirl tc is a community of would person shntue. make every self-respecting tn The Dalles blush for! Eunice it to sav that it is worse. The Constitution, an itinerant democratic journal published at Walla Walla, calls on the Chronicle for 'a few explanations" about Spokane bank clearances. 2Zo ex planations arc needed. Here they are lor me ursi six motutis 01 ici'u, i the last year of democratic rule, and j the first half of 1900, with William ' MeKinley in the White House: 1S!M. 1IU0. .. 51.963.MO 1 ,, l,7uf,'JIO t.M:i,yn ,.:; i . . iyK0,lr-J Want any more .figures down there in Walla Walla? Jf ou do, com pare the record of bank deposits in youi own town today with that of July, 189(1 and do your own ex plaining. Spokane Chronicle. I marry nn l-.nirii.-li lord. 1 don t care drunkards arm , uimt they n.. Mommy want, it, am. J so does dadda, and now it's up to his lordship vo yet me. Imt. oiisbudikins, I vow I'll not set the petrs for posterity in this nn-Aiuerieanir.injr lntsiues's. so there," and .lattice, chuckling softly ti herself, stilled her sobs once more in the pillow. rW a".B 1 P r ,, , - M t FT O t A TCP inc. UCLCDHrt I CLJ .GOIiUjWBIA BREWERY.... AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop. Thi- wch-ktiown hicwerv if now lnrnititi 'it the best Herr nnil 1'ortcr iit ( tti!' Cit-T.tde.". Tl. Intent appliance.- for the itmiufiicturo of, until healthful Hccr huvii lu'cii introdinvd, and only the flrst-clasu article will be placed ou the market. d East Second Street, THE DALLES, OREGON. .limitary Kiibiuary .March . April iluy... June ... ?;,0l7 Hit M.-H2 .vmi.sTn a 1 1. vis I.HILS).! IvlTC'Jll Our esteemed Bryanite contem porary says "the nomination of IJrynn and Stevenson gives general satisfaction to the democrats, popu lists and silver republicans of this vicinity." The refetence to silver republicans will do for foreign con sumption but if the immortal soul of our esteemed contemporary were at stake it could not name three Bryan ite free silver republicans in all "Wasco countv. The Wlte Mtved it. The story is troini; the rounds that when J'uilyard Kipling had written "The Kece.-sionnl." which the editor of the London Times declared to be tin jrrcatest poem written in the nine teenth century, and which the whole world lias tveeived as one of the great est pieces of work in our time, he ua so dupressed liy its shortcomings that he threw the first rou'h copy into tin wnste paper basket, lint Mrs. Kipling has learned her husband pretty well, and so she re-cued it. Hut for Mrs. Kiplinsr we should have had no "Ueces sionni:" Many a .'rent deed that lias lifted humanity upward has been nour ished and saved from defeat by the watchful and loving sympathy of Home unknown member of the home part nership, j Curried Ulce. j Hoil one cupful of thoroughly washed rice in two eupftils of boiling: . salted water, lioil for ten minutes and i strain. Add a teaspooiiful of curry ! powder that has been rubbed smooth , in cold water, lioil the riee thus sea- soned in :i cupful of stock until ten- j der. Straiu. place in the center of a platter, cover with tiie liquor and sprinkle w ith chopped parsley. X. V. ; Tribune. Prevented by Warm Shampoos with Cctictka Soap, fol lowed by light dressings of Cuticuka, purest of emollient Skin Cures. This treatment at once stops falling hair, clears the scalp of crusts, scales, and dandruff, soothes irri tated, itching surf aces, stimulates the hair follicles, supplies the roots with energy and nourishment, and makes the hair grow on a clean, wholesome scalp, when all else fails. Complete External and Intornal Treatment for Every Humor, SI.25, con-l.-'tiiiir of Citici'iia Sou- C?.it), to cleanse the t-Mn o( crii-Unml mmIcs mill r-nfluii the thickened cuticle, Ctmrrnv Ointment (Sue.), to liistniitlv all.iv Hrliing, irritation, and iiilliiinniatlon.iinil Hnnthe and heal, anil CfricuttA Kixii.vknt . 3"e... to cool unit cleanse the hlood. A -tuple sot Is often piiMrletit to cure the mint torturing. ili-llrtirlnp xkln, n-.ilp, ami blood humor-, nulius Iteirmirs, mill lrrltntliuni, with lo ol hair, when the bust ih si elans ami all other remedies full.' sold throughout the world. I'onTli Dnuo ani( iii.m. COIU'., I'ropg., llostoli. " How to l'reorve, I'ufv lle;uitn the Hair, Hand- A -Skin, "tret . I0NEER BAKERY. I have 2'e-opened this well-known Bakery, and am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer gs. GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. ? Uf L Sfsf U ouse Company A Difficult Problem. It is anions the most ditlicnlt prob-j lema of natural science for one to become expert in Euvornl lines. J. K. Adcox & I Co., by their combination, hnve over. come thif dillicnlty in n practical mail- ' ncr. .1, K, AdcoK is nn expert watch- ; maker and is ;ood on jawoiry, optical; work and encravinc. '.. hiiu Theo. H. ; Lichc is an expert optician and is ood j on watch repairing, jewelry work uad i unirriiviny. lhetr price is ns low as con eistent with pood workmanship. They are prepured to do ail work in tl oiV several linos, on short notice. Work sent bv mail or express will receive prompt attention. Si''n. "Ui; Hed Watch." I Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain ot ?ii km Headquarters for .Rolled Grain, ail kinds Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, ISlS Headquarters for "Byers Best" Pendle- tOn FlOUr. Tllia I''('"r ,fl i!Uifuctured lixprtJBBly for 'arallj I soil our fjoodB lower than any house in the- tradti, utid.if yon duu't think eo I call and L't our prices and lie convinced. i ! Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats Floral lotion will cure wind chapping pnd sunburn. Manufactured by Carke &Falk. "Vc have had many ritliculous things in American politics but nothing quite so absolutely ritlicu lous as a act of able-bodied American ! citizens working themselves into a 1 frenzy over tin imaginary spook that thej' Lave dubbed imperialism, and with which they think to scare sen-. sible people into voting for the most absolute political dictator American , politics has known since the days of Andrew Jackson. FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. ritANiACT A UXEUALBAXKlXb BL'KISEH . Letters of Credit issued available in the Eastern States. Sight Exchange and Telegraphi', Traneferb sold on New York, Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore con, Seuttlo Wash,, and various points i in Oregon and Washington. Collections made at ail points on fr.7 o rabbi tuna'-. OPEN DAY AND NIGHT. The CLARENDON Complete '2 of Dm 0s And CAFE, B. Orossen.& Co., Props. S7 Second Street ac C. F- Stephens .Dealer In. Dry Goods, Clothing, Gents' Furnishings. A patent boiler-plate ed'uoual cs.ii.K .1... n In e tl.A II jjuuij; iiic iuuiitisui iuu jiiyan. jP ite press savs: "Bryan aud a rc-!S. public or McKinley and an empire.:;" Which shall it be?" That isn't tlie i 5 aitemntive Tin: Ciiiionici.k. liguiesj. out. AVe would put it: "Uryan undib free soup, free silver, free trade andj froft ririt ri, Alr.t.'l,ln, .wl llirt 1... times the country litis ever known." Hoots, ShrK'S. lints, Cniis, IS'otlniii. for V, I DoiiRliis Shoe. L. Lane. l-EN'EUAI. 1: The Colfax Gazette thinks that "if j? democratic deserters were shot, tlie (?, party would have to lay in u great ' supply of guns and ammunition tliis 'fi' BlacH( ...AND... J Horsesoer I! at i 1 ' lif!!- J--DallGS' Jj year. Wagon and Carriage Werk. Fish Brothers' Wagon. Third and Merfiii, Piioue 159 "In time of pence prepare for war." That was the "militarism" of-the man whom Ameiicans justly honor 03 the father of tils country. " I r.,rkl ; : AB.. j .Or. t ! AUWQ j M. Z. DON NELL, TH DRUGGIST. Just What You uaant. $1.00 per month. Stiietly liret clasu local nn.l Ion',' dialntiL'o telophonu service within your home. Line? do not cro'P-laM:. Your con vursution will h- kept a Hi-ernt. , No eoat for installini;. You wl the Ptandard HunniiiK Lonu' DiBtant Instrument. Continuous day and niidit uervlce. Wo will accept your contract for tun years and allow you lo cancel Hanio on niviiif us thirty (lavs writ ton notico. PAOIPIC 'BTATES TELEPHONE COS. GHfls. mM Butehers HllllllMM'l. I'lllll, J.illlc Kiln a! Ii'llinj,' of their do incAlie fiMinoiny. "Oh. ycj., mamma l.s wry kind to ii. Kir timt w ink,. mxUiver oil without eryinjr she Klvrt iif. a M-niy i-aidi." ' 0 "And what do you do with Hie p'im, V" nked the aunt. ".Mnuiiiiy bii,b some more oil with t, .nnil IH lie i:n. and Farmeps ..Exchange.. Ktopa on driiUKlit ttio cuiebralcil (JOl.l'MHIA IIKi;il, ncknow: editwl tho lidit b;r In The Dulles, tit ttiotmiiHl jirice. Comuiii. try It anil tic fimvliiceil. Abu tho Flntit bmiulii ol Wines, Muor and ClKurs. Sandcuiehes of all Kinds ulwnyn on hand, New ideas in Wall Panttr here. Sifnl, ( wide variety as we are showing never be . fore traced a Biriflo stoi-k. Heal imita. lion ereton elfeutB at ordinary prices. jOood papers af cheap paper prices. I Elegant deaiKtiR, tasteful colorinun, vours f for a email price, at our store on Third iHtreet. Also a full line of house paints. ;D. W. VAUSE, Third St. ONE FOR A DOSE. K'tanja Pfmi.le.. Pr,ent rjllliiiijn, t'uilly thr Wood, i .iro llcAiUcho nl D.umu. , V?. 5 'i lv S M"' mJ1 Ii, ut full bni tit tioWiidra1,-gi;u!.Ul BQSAMHO CO PWli Pi PILLS H' 8TURDEVANT, Dentist. J. H. HCIIENCH, l're.ildt-ut. II. M. JlKAI.I., CHUhlm t. Angel College and Seminary, Conducted by the Benedictine Fathers. Located IU milee smith uf l'.irtlund on one of the most healthful and attractivo HpotSi of the illamette alley. The ideal place for your boys. 1'roparatory, Classical, Commercial and Scientific Course. .MuhIc a Hpecialty. For particulars apply to the President. julylS ocllS I to Good. Dressers.... 'BS i M vv,i, .';X":" o;llAH,Ll,.u:i,t,llion 10 "'I 1" inspect. the fifttuplesof ml tmn Tiiuo'" 0KOWX TAILOUISO CO., ChleaKo' famous Cus- f Suits to Measure, $8.75 up. l-it, wurkmanshlp and entire satisfaction t'Urtrftnleed. JlH. w JOHN PASHEK, Merchant Tailor, Agent. J aw "if fffy , ,. r i WMH.JIHSI i icm,u v,u. uau OKic.i m er French & Co.'n Hank i...: w'l'i'ii- 10 wrne one V i '"" " on ('i iieiml wiiwiwjm aiiiim.i'1 mnuiHTu.v ' iwaplnirdw' f THE DALLBH, OHEUON. C. S. Smith, THE dp-to-dateGroeer ,IUHtlllQT0H ,-jU -Mi II iu fiMXmWA EUNTINOTOH-W1UJOK, First National Bank. THE. DALLES - - - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted DepositB received, subject to Bight Draft or Check. .Collections wade and proceeds proinptl i ,.RnJtted on dav of nolleetlon. ;8lght andelegraphic Exchange aold oa Wkw Tork, flan Franciaco aad ort- i i ; ii mvomtdi l to J n ,i to. M. Wwuii!,9W&YWSlP u i ' i h vidh M.iMfiVf , Jin aiiijtia OallCFl Mat. Bunk. HaoiianLii .i.,.'i SINGERSH I Stop and see them. Tho boat Sowing Mnohino on tho markot for tho least prioo. Ji'or cash or on time. : : : t ! The Jaoobsen Book & Music Co.