"Get Thee Behind Me;" Tlint'a wlint thie week enys to Inst whnt May ..ft Tit.. .hIAIi. i 1.1. 1 1. .. . to April- i miKiiijr uiiiik I mil will month jiiHt past did not navo inucii reputation to inun mh it will bo romoinljorod chiefly for Its own rni r'lcloiis weather ni.d OUIt OWN GREAT I1AK n. It. vs. Ilor clouds hud lint ONE SILVER LIN- thnt WE FUUNISIIEI). INO, and Now wo greot May on tho Ilomoric principle: "Wolcnmu tho coming, speed tho parting RiioHt;" nnil iia tlio mild oyed maid troops over tho eastern hill, wo Biiluto her thusly : For this Week. ncs from -1 to 14 A quantity of Roys' Odd Knee Pants; ...19c T?rV fVllR "NAT A filt A quantity of Boys' JJ 01 LlllO VV CGJV. 2.pieco guitB (Bome nru dHilitly tlnmnpud, including soveral odd suits;; nil sizes; juat tho thing for rough wear.. ..79c each For this Week. in Hid world to their discredit, save the absence of a few important sizes; regular values range from $1.50 to $3 00 $1.35 For this Week, t&l For this Week, tiX TTnv f VnQ A quantity of VenHis' UI U11& VV CCA. 0(J(J LangTroiiserH. ni-L'8 10 to 20 years $1.05 For this Week X'ffilo to lay in a stock of Hoys' Wearables at positively Icbb than manufacturers' cost. No trouble to show goods. Saturdau il Sale 8 li TOWELS TOWELS TOWELS Every quality of Towels, from the lOo lino up, will be included in this One Day's sale-Saturday Qaiy KM Towels. 10c Pure Linen, 10s34 sKc 15c Linen Iluck, 15x30 jc 17c " Crash, 17x35 mc '-'Oc " Iluck, 18x30 17c 25c " Crash, 18x40 2!c 25c " Pure Linen Knotted Fringe. .. 21c 35c " Plain Border Huck, 18x42 28c 40c " Huck, hemstitched, 20x42 33c All other Towels reduced in like proportion. CYCLING SUITINGS Not exclusively for bicycling but for all Bummer suits. COTTON COVERTS!? The finish and colors of theso poods are made to imitate of wool goods and are verv serviceable 15c and 20c CRASH SUITINGS Plain striped or barred, ono of tin bast skirt ings for woarlng and washing qnnlitice. . . . 12o, 15c, 20c and 25c WHITE GOODS PIQUES, on account of their extra weight, are the favorites for Oregon weather. Plain Cord Brocaded Effects 20c to 35c per yaid SKIRTS We have ready-made Skirts of Crai-h, Co verts and Piques, plain or braided. .. .25c to i3 FOOT FORM... Is the prevailing shape for Men's, "Women's and Children's Shoos. Wo offer you this week tho real thing in Men's brown willow calf,laco..$4.00 " black volour " " .. 4.00 " vici " .. 3.00 " brown " " " .. 3.00 Ladies' brown or black kid, lace, Queen Qualit', specials 3.00 Ladies' kid, lace, cloth or kid top 2.00 Ladies' kid, lace, patent leath er tip and trimmed 1.75 Children's Rough Rider Shoes are also the Real Thing. Misses' kid, button or lace, m to 2's $2.00 Child's kid, button or lace, 8$ to ll's 1.50 Special This Week! Ladies kid, button, square or coin toe $1.65. All Goods Marked In Plain FlRures. PEASE &, MAYS Telephone No. 1. MAY 5, 1H00 ii aw m w n m ICE CREAM SODA At Andrew Keller's. i mi w in (i iv oi inu late minor iiunuiev I at her residence in this city. anted- A gli 1 to do general house Apply to Mrs. II. Kuck. 3 3t anted A girl to do general houso- Apply at the residence of Mrs. . . II all.. uri . ivh. in. ..in ceneo to wed was issuud today to es M. Kieor uml Kittle McCuistin, ootl liivur. u nance regularly given by rroi. vig Saturday night has been poet (I fur tonight. e Agriculturist announces the 11 of the wife of William Mulligan, of 1 (lllfit litlla 3t Aii Elk charm. A liberal re- Uill Ii,. i.t.l I... H. ......... l tl.n "... iu flllll UI fallU lUblllll UI WIU to thin nfllnn. !tm ft K e lioder for the scouring mill has ed and been act in place and mo aro building the brick work around S. Olieattam was arrested last night runkeimess. After sleeping off IiIb ucli tho recorder mulcted him in a 1 .V' .!,... ii . .. .... -'v lur iiid pnai vigils iglit bar koeper for Dan Baker, accopted a similar position at the u. uicxereon, of Antelope, brought town yesterday two carloads of fino norfceii, which ho shipped today to UollUtur was called here today Portland to visit Jolin Oaroy, en- r ni ii... da..i.i I t i l - . iu uui;kiiim lurry uuu, whu t his residencu iti this city. vullny, if anybody can mako ft in .art fin Ir nut cni'Q uir I lit- Mi Yunclcle. II nrnaiutrniiu farmm nf itat county, uaus a traction engine "is plowing. The machine drags Kng plows that turn fourteen feet 1 1 very trip. !!. K. Stewart, of Goldendule, has tctlon of oyor 30,000 perfect Indian liouls, besides soveral thousand I L i: nitna (i 1 1 .. 1 l 1 - .....u uu lurKu nuu nrc uui ii in i ... i i 'iiiiiitii evnos. nnv ii'i i.- t i ii.. i umii;, wnu nun ucuii living Dalles since he told out his ihbi fall , has bought another band "Tl IiIb family to the ranch near aiiuy, Sherman county. 'wens editor thus philosophies; hard for a married man to arrive Ientlfle conclusion in reference to why a 4-months-old baby should be so much heavier at 1 o'clock a. m. than itB mother used to be at precisely the same hour." The ever-gentlemanly Fen Batty, w ho has been hotel clerk and night clerk in this city since the memory of man run neth not to the contrary, is now night clerk at tho Perkius Hotel, Portlund. Dr. Jones, of Portland, arrived here on the noon passenger today and he and Dr. Shackelford performed au operation on Lloyd Lunghlin, the twelve-year-old eon of B. F. and .Mrs. Laughlin, for ap pendicitis this afternoon. Tho types made The Ciiiionici.e say yeeterday that Mrs. Frank Chrisinan was ill in a Portland hospital. We are pleased to say this is a mistake. She was there some time ago, but is now at home and in good health John McAllister, a weJKknown sheep man of Klickitat coun says tho shear ing of between tfenty and thirty thousand head of irneep will soon com mence in the country northwest of Onlleri(lnln aifd tho wool will all be hauled to TbC Dalles. -J Amos Koot, of Mosier, was in town today. Mr. Root, who is largely inter ested in the fruit busineee, says there will bo an abundance of all kinds of fruit in the Mosier country this year. Whatever thinning out the frosts may have done to early fruit tho result has been more of a benefit than an iiijury. Chief Joseph iB a shrewd Indian. When aeked why ho wonted school houses on his reservation, but no; churches, his leply was: "I fear the ministers would teach my peoplo to1 quarrel about God. We quarrel about men sometimes, but we never quarrel about the great Spirit whom we worshjj A grand moonlight excursion will be given by the D. C. & A. O. band on the fast and commodious steamer ueguiaior on Thursday evening, May 10th, at 8:30 sharp. Everything will be done to make this a very pleasant evening on tho grand old Columbia. Tickets, 50 cents. To bo had at all the business houses and of the band members. G-td Watermelon Rediugtou was in town last week, and here is the record of on impression that struck him, which he re cords in tho Heppnor Gazette : "Peo ple who thought that tho new town of Shaniko was going to absorb Tho Dalles ought to take a look at the new store of Mays & Crowe. There isn't a more complete haidworo am! implement con cern in all Oregon." Alex. McLood, while waiting ycotor pay for the funeral proceselon of Mrs. Askew to start for the cemetery, con eluded to give Ills horse a little exercise by a short drive over towards the slto of tho old garrison stables. Arriving at a wet place near Ninth street, his horse mired to tho belly, and in the effort to got him out tho buggy shafts were smashed. Alex came out of the scrape decorated with mud from head to heels. A communication was received from Miss Mary F. Denton today announcing that she would not bo able to keep her engagement with the ladles of tho Con- gtegational church and lecture here on Japan next Monday evening. Miss Denton, however, will be here some time in the near futare and due notice of the time will be given. The steamer Albany was taken back to Portland this afternoon, as the Paul Mohr company have abandoned all notion of being able to use her at the present stage of water. The company will probably have their rails and ties brought here by the Regulator company and will have them landed near the North Dalles planing mill, where others were landed a few days ago. The water commissioners met last night to hear the report of the commit tee appointed to confer with P. L. Kretzsr, relative to the cost of boring for artcBian water aboye the reservoir. Mr. Kretzsr was present and informed tiie board that his price would be $3.25 a foot for any depth. No contract was entered into, but a co.nmittee will meet on the grounds at 10 o'clock tomorrow and determine on the site for the well in the event of the board's conclusion to have the boring done. The commission era will meet again Monday uight and, in all piobability, make a final deter mination of the matter. The sale of the retail business of Charles Stnbling to Chas. Michelbach and Jas. Fait, after having almost been completed, has fallen through. Mr. Stubling's wholeeale business has grown to such proportions that it alone was sufficient to occupy his whole attention, and hence he concluded to dispose of the retail and move the wholesale stock to another building. But now that the sale has been declared off for good, both branches of the business will be con ducted as heretofore at the old etand, where, it need not bo said, customers are always assured of good treatment, a hearty welcome, and the best of every thing in Ills line the market affords. The little minstrels, who gave such a very excelUnt and successful perform ance In the city two weeks ago, will re peat the program tonight at the Bald win opera house. And it will not be a repetition either, for the management, Mies Hazel Waud, assures the expectant public that the program lias all been re cast and an entirely now set of comic songs, sido-Bplittiiig jokes and fin de sieclc gags added to tho original captivating repertoire. Tho last performance of theso little folks was amazingly success, fill, financially and otherwise, and there cannot bo a doubt in the world that tonight'B performance will be equally satisfactory. Seyeral who attended tho performance of two weeks ago assure tho writer that they often paid ten times tho price of admission to sou a far worse fhow. All tho profits of tonight's entertainment will be given to some cliarltabln or educational object, not yet determined on. The price of admission is 10 and 15 cents Doors opeii at 7 :110; performance to commenco at 8:30. Wuulvd, Furnished house, with five or six rooms and bath, for the cummer. Apply at thie ofDce. 5m-3t Obituary. Mrs. Nettie Askew, who was buried here yesterday, was the daughter of Coroner W. H. Butts. She wbb born in Portland thirty-two years ago and mar lied in tills city twelve years ago to William Askew. Two fine boyB of 0 and 8 years blessed the union and, with the husband and father, survive her. When only a girl tho mother of Mrs. Aikew died, leaving six children, of which Net tie was the eldest, while the youngest was almost a etiild in arms. How well Nettie performed the part of a mother to Jier threa little sisters and two brothers is only known to themselves and to the widowed father, who shared with tier the cares and anxieties inci dent to watching the expanding child hood of his motherless little onee. And even after she had married and gone to live on the Sound her every letter to her brothers and sisters was full of mother ly anxiety and advice. Mrs. Askew had been in bad health for irany mouths. The immediate eause of deatli was lung trouble, con tracted from a cold caught at a time when her weakened system was not able to lesist its evil effecte. She was laid to rest yesterday beside her mother and in the presence of a large and sorrowing number of friends ar.d kindred, who had known and loved her as it is the lot of few to be known and loved; Open Air Hand Concert. At the opon air concert to bo given by the D. C. & A, C. band at Washington and Second street on Wednesday even ing, May 9th, at 8:30 o'clock, the follow ing program will bo rendered: The Charlatan Mnrcu Sound Overture Klvul I'tttee Whittling Kufus , Cany Mills Wullzs-VUtoiis of ParudUe C. !!'. Ucnnet Cuke Wulk Ah-baina I'.oso J. O. I.UWcoal Helena Wtiltzs . . 1'itlee Serenade I'lcnsnnt 1) teams Jlipley Will us- Pleasant Memories . ., .,...yllarnhoute F. A. IJi.o.iin, Director. CASTORS A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars the Signature of Notice. Owing to the retireiiKiit of Frank Chrismau from tho fiini of Chrisman Bros,, and 1 1 i a intention to leavn the state as soon as possible, all debts due the firm must be paid immediately. All having cUtms against the firm will p'ease present them at thu market for ClIltlS.MAN' BltOTIIKKS. pavincm. imHf Wanted. A thoroughly competent girl to do general house work in a small family, The best of wages will be paid, and no ono not thoroughly capable need 'apply. Call at The Ciiuonici.e ofllco. m2 3t Yon will not have boils if you take (J la ike & talk's sure cure lor bolls, Tho Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been, in uso for over 30 years, has horac tho signature of and has been made under his ncr- sonal supervision sinco its infancy. '"COCCitw Allow tin nnrt ti dnnolvn trnn In fhltt. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" aro but Experiments that trillo with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Fcvcrishncss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the Signature of The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. THC CIMTHUB COMPANY. TT MURRAY STREET. NEW YORK OITV. Special Sale f ...Steel Ranges it Coot Stoves... To reduce our largo stock we will sell Stoves and Steel Bangcs at Greatly Reduced Prices for a short time only. See our .goods and get our prices. . . . A. A a A NOTICE TO WATER CONSUMERS. AH persons using city water for irri gation on arid after May 1,1930, and until September let, inclusive, will be charged the following rates per month : For every lot 50x100 feet, $1.50; for every half lot or fraction thereof, 75 cent?, and no rebate will bo allowtd to persons leaving tho city unless written notice is served on the superintendent of tho water works to turn off the water. Above the bluff water may be used for irrigating from 0 to 8 a. in, and from 6 to 8 p. in. on t ho odd days of the month, and below tho blufl during tho same hours on (he evon days of the month. Theeo rules must be strictly complied with, and any deviation therefrom will subject tho violator to the penalty of having the water shut off, and in older to net it turned on nun In he must pay a tee of one dollar. Pel son a willfully wasting water, or allowing it to run con tinuously through their closets or lava tories, or allowing water to run after irrigation hours, will suffer the same penalty as above stated. liy order of thu water commission. J, 11. CltOSSKN, Stipt. Tho Dalles, Or., May 1, 1000. 0 Clarko & Fa lk liaye received it carload of the celobrated James E. Patton strictly puro liquid paints Olrl Wanted, A ulrl is wanted to do general house, work. Apply at this office. inl-lt Latest designs for 1070 in wall paper. Klegant stock to select from at II. Glenn & Co.'e, iiprl7-lw Garden Hose Wo have laid in a largo stock of CI aiden Hoso and aro carrying the sanio brand of Hoso that we havobeon carry ing for the last fivo years, which is tho colobratod Mal tose Cross Brand. Wo carry I tho same- brand of Hoso that i . , , tho Dulles Uity J1 ire Depart ment has been using for tho last twenty years. The Mul teso Cross Brand is without doubt tho host grade of lToso on tho marlcot. Call and got. our prices before buying. fdaief & Benton Sole Agents. Get your wheel overhauled at Mays & 'Crowe's. 30-4t Coaster brakes are the greatest im provement of the year on bicycles; eavo ono half tho pedaling. Have one put on your old wheel at Mays & Crowu'a i bike shop. 30a-U