For Nearly Two Years !e to Lay in Bed ' In my capacity .is druggist, in Huflnto, N. Y., 1 have the best opportunity to judge of the merits of ninny different remedies. 1 am in close touch with the sick, who come into my store 'for medicines, and most of them tell mc how they are getting nloug. Ut nil tne Hun dreds of preparations which 1 sell, not a single one begins to give as much satisfaction as Acker's Eng lish Remedy for Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma, Pleurisy and Consumption. I sell it on a dis- jpsr1? tinct guarantee that it will cure, II li? or the purchaser s money will be returned. This is a perfectly safe guarantee, because the remedy ifoes cure. Nobody wants his money returned. Its cures are nothiiig short of marvelous. Take the case of Mr. A. H. Gilbert, for instance. He lives at No. 5 Carey street, Uuffalo, N. Y. For more than three years he had a bad case of asthma, and had been un able to lie down in bed for nearly two years. He came to mv store and asked me what to do. It said: Take Acker's English Remedy.' He said he had tried other reme dies and didn't think this would Jieln him. Hut he thinks differ ently now. Three oottles fixed his asthma all right. Ho could sleep and eat after taking them, as well as when a boy. He was cured several months ago, nd is well yet, so I am certain his trouble is gone for good. You can write to -Mr. Gilbert himself, if you doubt mv word. He will go further than me in prais ing Acker's English Remedy." (Signed) S. B. Thorne, druggist, Buffalo, N.Y. Sold at 25c, 30c. and $1 a bottle, throughout the United States and Canada; and in England, at is. ad 2s. 3d., 4s. Cd. If you nrc not satisfied after buying, return the'bottle to your druggist, and get your money back. Wc auLhoruc Vicaboxr (ptarantce. II. 11. J100KK11 fc CO., l'rojtrielors, yew Yort. For Sale by BLAKELEY & HOUGHTON. .. . 9 MM" r A VERY SILLY STORY NOTICED. S. Dufur DlgulHe a Mont Almiril Humor ly Tnklng Ni'iIIop of It. The Heat lteiiieily for ltlieunintHui QUICK ItKMEK 1'llOM VMS. Ail who use Chamberlain Pain Halm for rheumatism are delighted with the quick relief from pain which it affords When speaking of this Mr. D. N. Sinks of Trov, Ohio, save: "Some time ago I had a seve attack of rheumatism in in arm anu shoulder. I tried numerous Emtok Chhonici.e: I have I'eeii informed that a rumor is being circulated to the effect that 1 should endeavor to induce the nest leg islature to pass a law compelling the uneewered towns of Oregon to adopt the remedies, but not no relief until I was sanitary closet owned by the Oregon I recommended by Messrs Geo. F. Par Sanitary Closet Company of The Dalles, sons & Co., druutttsts of this place, to I presume this is circulated for the pur-' try Chamberlain's I 'a in Balm. They pose of injuring the nominees for the I reconnnenned it bo highly that I bought legislature on the Democratic ticket, J a bottle. I teas toon relieved of all pain and especially my father, E. B. Dufur. , I have since recommended this lini In the first place, I want to say that , ment to many of my friends, who agree no such remark, nor anything that i with tne thnt it is the best remedv for could he 0 construed, has ever been ! muscular rheumatism 111 the market." made by me, and the party who has j For sale by BlaV eley & Houghton, been instrununtal in circulating this' , . , , ... . .1 Caught Dreadful Colli. kind of rot either has done so through m ignorance of the fact or because he, she ! rriMar!on Ko,oke' .'a"Ker fr T- M or it is a willful prevaricator and the ; Jhonip.on, a large importer of line mi truth is a stranger to ,'( method?. ,,ner-v at 16oS I''waukeo Avenue, Chi tv .Q . ,i, .i.i... I cago, says: "uuring the late severe of such a proposition, let us consider thei following points weather I caught a dreadful cold which kept tne awake at night and made me Tn f h r,r0, in0 n, .fi iiQi I nfit to attend my work during the day has no power to prescribe laws for the 9n? ?f ,m ral l,n,or9 as takmg Chan, regulation of sanitary measures in be.r 1,1,1 8 .Con 1 Heaie!,' for 0 .Beven sanitary measures in towns; this is a power which rests in the discretion of the city and town au thoritiei. N Second. To think that eueli an insig nificant person as I could induce the legislature of this state to pass any law, and especially a measure entirely ont eide of the scope of the legislative powers, is the height of folly and simply preposterous. Third Ttie legislature will probab'y have something of more importance on their hands than trying to pass sanitary measures for cities, although they may undertake to pass some sanitary meas lire for purifying the present politics of this state, and of course this Hort of ean itation will no doubt meet with the ap proval of all good citizene, except those of the stripe hereinbefore referred to as lie, bhe or it I would like to know how lately this he, she or it escaped from the insane asylum, and under what hallucination he is now laboring, as it has not yet re covered from its late malady, nnd the eafety of the public would demand its reincarceration in the house furirrespon elble and incurable fools. Now, my dear he, she or it, I want to eay that I would be pleased to meet you in order to try and discover the genus you sprang from; hut if I should be denied that privilege, please remember that the state of Oregon ie yet safe; that I shall not have any such law passed, no nittter who is elected ; and turther that if I had any such scheme in hand, .1.1 L - in . . miuuiu mj mum wining 10 take my cuances Inr success with the congress r f the United States than with the time honored legislature of the state of Ore gon. Yours Truly I). S. Duruit, Mgr. Oregon Sanitary Closet Co. The Dalles, April 28, 1O0O. Woi-kliiy Night ami Iuy The busiest and mightiest little thing that ever was made is Dr. King's Now Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated globule of health, that changes weakness into strength, HstlesenesH into energy, lirain-f.ig into mental power. They're wonderful in bnilding up the health. Only 25 cents per hoc. Sold by Blakeley & Houghton. 3 DeWltt'u Witch llanl Salvo is un. equalled for pllep, injuries and ekin diseases. It is (he original Witch Hazol Halve. Beware of all counterfeits. severe cold at that time, which seemed to re lieve her so quickly tiiat I bought some for myself. It acted like magic and began to improve at once. I am now entirely well and feel very pleased to ac knowledge its merits." For sale by Blakeley & Houghton. hie cleansing and healing CUKE 1'OK CATARRH CATARRH is Ely's Cream Balm Easy anil pleasint to tne. Contains no In jurious drug. It liquidity absorbed, (jives ltelief at once. iWSSLSsasS: COLD 'N HEAD Heals and Protects llio Membrane, lteetorca tbe Seiuea of Tajte and Smell. Large Size, 60 cents at Dni-'jirts or liy mall ; Trial Size, 10 cents by mall. ELY BUPTUEUS, 6a Warren Street, New York. M. B. Smith, Butternut, Mich., says, "DeWitt's Little Early Hisers are the very lest pills I ever used for coHiveness, liver and bowel troubles." Wall paper! Where? At Glenn's paint and oil store. aprl7-lw For a Nice Suit of Clothes. f anting, Overcoatln-or t'ancj Vesting. BUSINESS LOCALS. Clark & Talk are never clo3ud Sunday Don't forget this. Clarke & Fn'.k have un sale a full llnu of paint and artist's brushes. A full line of Eastman films and sup plies just received by Clarke A Falk. You will not have bolls if ynu take Clarke A Falk's pure cure for boils. Floral lotion will cure wind chapping and sunburn. Manufactured by Clarke & Falk. Spring lamb at reduced price at the Columbia Packing house. 'JO.t-lw Ladies' stock collars, all colors, '2b cents at the Now York Cash Store. LMa-lw Wanted Any old thing, at Faulknei's junk shop. Dalles 'phone No. "I I. upr24 lw A full line of ladies' neckwear just received at the New York Cash Store. 21 a-1 w New patent painters' and paper hangers' suits at the N'ew York Cash Store. Paint your house with paints that are fully guaranteed to last. Clarke & Falk have them. Ladies' bobinet ties, all full length, L" cents, !!:i cents and I'm cents, at the New York Cash Store. LMa-lw Five thousand five-unllon oil cans at five cents each wanted at Faulkner's junk shop. Dalles 'phone No. 2N. apr24-lw Lewis Ackerman. Goshen, Ind., says, "DeWitt's Little Early Risers always bring certain relief, cure my headache and never gripe." They gentlv cleanse and invigorate tlio bowels and liver. Lust or Mtrayt-il From the pasture on I he ranch back of town, a chestnut sorrel mare, branded with a blotched brand on left shoulder and wuiidiing about 1000 pounds. She has a strip on her face ami was clipped this j ear. Had a recent wire cut on right foot. A reasonable reward will be paid for her return, ltd&w C. E. Smith, The Dalles. Catti in our ChncKa, All couutv warrants registered prior to June 3, 1890, will be paid at my office. Interest ceases after February. 2, 1600. C. L. Pim.ui'8,' Conntv Treasurer. Fresh cracked Nebraska corn at the Waecu warehouse. Finest kind of chicken feed. mch25-u "I used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure in my family witli wonderful results. It gives immediate relief, is pleasant to take and is trnlv the dyspeptic's best friend," says E. Ilartgerink, Overisel. Mich. Digests wiiai you eat. Cannot fail to cure. Clarke &. Falk's flavoring extracts are the heat. Ask your grocer for them. Kcrh I'nr Nulu. Full blooded, barred Plymouth Hock eggs, per setting $1 .00 and $1.50. For particulars call on or address, Saxdkiih Bhoh. Bos G17. The Dalles, Or. Sick Headache absolutely and porma nently cured by using Moki Tea. t pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep, work and happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or money back. 2.) cts. nnd 50 cte Blakeley & Houghton Druggist?. Ring up Faulkner, the junk man. he- lore hauling your trash to the beach. He buys old worn out rubber boots and shoes, brass, copper, zinc, lead, Backs, rags, etc. Dalles 'plane No. 2M. apr21 lw Clarke & Falk iiaye received a carload of the celobrated James E. Put ton strictly pure liquid paints To Vurti n Cold In Oun Day. Takn Luxntivn llrnmn Oninina Tah. lets. All druggists refund the monev. Be Biiro nnd examine our stock of wall paper thoroughly before buying elio- whore, as wo have the latest shipment made to this city, now ready for inspec tion at II. Glenn A Co.'s. a!7-lw .11 (lien for Hule. One span of miilee, C years old. for sale. Weight, caeh about 1000 nonnds. For particulars address M. K. MoLi'on. 3. 11.1m Four miles east of Kineslev. Kllldlr rail and examine mv trxlr nf Im. nor tul and I) uentli! Woolnm. A dun hwii in select from. fiulU made from the lowest nrices to the lush. eat grade. J. A. Eberle Fine Tailoring. 1UE DALLKa OllEGON, Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Digests what you eat. f&r? strengthening and recon Btructlnff tho exhausted dlKentlve or tans. It la the latest dlacnvArpiiHinoaf. ant and tonic. No othor preparation can approach It In efficiency, it In tantly relieves and permanently cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn! Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea J?ea0a,la-O'ampTnd iilotber results of mperfectdliMtioiL litaPii 1 i Yellowstone Park Line. TIIK IIIN'INU ( All ltoriK I-IIOM I'OliTI.AND to Tin: i:ast. TIIK ONLY DIUKCT LINK TO Till: YU.l.OW SIOSK t'AUK I.CtVK. No. '. Union Depot, rtfUtand I sts .muuvk. Fast mull for Tiicoinii.i Scuttle, Olyiiipln, (irnyS iiiiroor 111111 miiuii iiciui ioliit, apiikiiiio, Uo!-' lllllll, It. C, I'lllllllHII, .Mil-cow, U'wIhIiiii, Unl it. l." A.M. (rtliilliuaiiiiiliiliiKCoiiii' try, Ik'U'iin. MIiimi'iiim). Us, St. I'nlil, O11111I111, Kuiimi City, St. luili, CIiIi'iiko mil! nil lilnt No I. i';nt unit .oiitlirnt. I'unet Snuiiil Kxiiri'.ss 11. SO 1'. M. for Tiinmiii 11111I Soattli) unit luteriiiitllnto xitiit No. I ,ri;.M 1'. M. No. ;:. 7lU1A.it. 1'iillnmn llrst rlns mill tonrltt slfOiK-m to Mlimi'MIHills, St. raiiluml illoiirl river kiIiiIh witliout rlmiiiU'. Vustllmleil trains, t'tilon ileiot cntmcftlnub In all )irliiclinl t'ltk". HiiKV.'iat' ehix'kiil to tlcitllliiltim i)( tickets, Kor liHiiilMimely lllitstiiite(lile..eilitlvi'iiiiittor, tlekets, sloeiiltiK cnr re.-ervntloiis, etc., eall 1111 or write A. D. CHARLTON, Asslitunt (ieiieral l'ue!nter AKent,'J.V MnrrlMir. Street, roruer Tlilr , I'orllaml, Ori'Kim. SOUTH and EAST via Souinern Pacific Go Shasta Route Triilii!. leave The Dalles (or Portland mill way stations at 1 ! 11. in. ami .'I p. 111. U-ave I'lirtlaml " Albany Arrive Asliluml . . .. " Sacramento " han hruiielsco ... h:)nm r.':no a m ... . U:.ln m o:i) in 7:1 i in 7:fi 111 IICM i III It :.) it m a m h:I'i a m Arrive Ogilnii " I leaver " KiiiuahCltv " Clile.n;o .... . . f: 1.1 11 m .. 'J:Mlu in 7 til 11 ill . .. 7: Ion 111 Arrive Ii- AiiRelei. t:S0 i 111 ' Kl l'ao ii:(D i in " Kort Worth i'i::iiiii City of Mexico Ui.Vi 11 111 " Iliuiston I:i1iiiii " New Orleans . . n.i'uim " WiiihliiKtoii il: TJ 11 111 " New York lu.13 p m 11. I'm 111 y:i"in m 7 .'.'." a in u:: it m 7.(1)11 111 n mi , in n 111 'J.AI a 111 I'.nin in 0.25 1 1 III ii li a in l'."l:i p 111 I'lillnmn ami Tmirist vati on hoth Inilni. Chair ears Sacramento tn Ox'lcu anil 1U I'aso, and touiM ran to ChlcaKD, St Imls, Now Or- ivmi.s ami a.inuiKtoii' Comuftltiif at San Kranclvco with overal .iteainship lines for Honolulu, Japan, China, riiinppiiic.1, i.eiiiriu anil miiiiii Aliietlea. See fluent at The Dalles .nation, or uililrt m C. H. MARKHAM, dencral l'atiiKer Axcnt, 1'orthunl, Or 0.R.&H JlKPAI-.T ror. Kuit Mall W p. ni, SK)kiinu Mull anil press 10:10 p. rn K p. m. 8 p. rn. Kx.Sniidny Saturday 10 p. m. fi n. m. Kx. Sunday timk i-cii j;iur.K. Kkom Iullks. Salt I.nkr, Denver. Kt.1 Worth, Ornaliu, Kiin m City, St. Imls, CIiIcmko mid Kast. I Walla Wnlla, Hpokane, Minneapolis. St. 1'aul, 1 ,1 1 1. (i. 1,.. ' it 1 11 t ,,, a , 1 m iiiikcv,! Chicago mid Kant, via KfML'iiiu.Hlfd Hiittlltit..' ton; 11U011II poln In iii WushiiiKton and Knit cm OrcKon. Ai'.n.VK KwoM. Knt . Mill la-.a Kkom I'oktland. Ocean Hlemnshlps. Kor han Krancltcn April '.T, May'.', 7, X. Columbia Kv, Steamers. 1o Ahtokia and Wity IJIIHllllgl. WlU,.MKTTK UlVI'.H. OrcKim City, NuwIatk, balem tt Way I-aud'a. p rn Siokaiic Mall mid Kx press 1:00 a. 111 4 p. m. i p. in. Kx.hilinla l:?t) 11. m. Kx. Sunday 7 a. rn. iWrr iiuim. t . ... , -" r. A,,J J AM ilics.uiur. 1IIU. ItlVRKL t.Ml.11 , "'W' l, ;ity, Daytmi, mid Krl and Wiiy.iiidlns. 1 :W) i. in. .,wl TC "!'' ' WILI.AHKTTK ItlVEK. rne..'Ihiir,l'orthind to Corvallls, Mini nay-uuidliiKs. unil Sat. I.v Hlparliii dally l.Wtt. 111. , HtlAKK UtVKIl. itlparlu to Iwlston. p. m. Mini. Weil and Krlilny l.KAVK I.llWIHTON dally s::io a, in, at Ifeuniiurluiiet (in hihI 111.,,, .un. ii.. riving at ,0 Dalles at li:ii)p. ' """ ''"''.''II I'Mrtlculiiri. tall on O. it. & n Cn". xentTliu Dalle, or addiVs" 1 (. W. II. 111JU,IIIJRT, Or. Rememlmr tliu Now York CubIi Kloro la tcllinK tho latest tliinKa in ludlos' neckwenr a tlio lowest iirlcoe. fjeo win (low UiepLiy, 2la-l Ueo Clark u A Falk'a qtilniriu linir tonic to keep tlantlrull lrom the hend. f v 1 f I 3t 31' 3 f ? It ' 1 Tho Of. The Chronicle, Job Pfintet8, ilUUIIUttlUMIttUttlMJUIlHMntlMIIUmUMJUJtUmmUIUJrt ,TIIIIIMIIIflItIlItTllltltltTtirTTIllIllllfflttVlII t&fm C. J. STUBLING Wholesale and Retail Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Agen rthe Greate American Liquor YpllnwQtnnp Snnr Mach Whickov WllwllWIWIIW WMMI IIIHWI I II IllWnVII - WHISKEY frnm .7f tn fti.(H) jwr millon. (4 tt) 15 yearH old.i IMPORTED 00GHA0 from 7.(I0 to I1S.M10 per "buUuii. (11 to ill years-old n I T TTlnTlWT 1 TlT i lITiTtin I All nr . it irv . ft - . . . 1 . " i Aijif wnn a nitAniH t.H iriiiii ..-'o in iii.tfii iter l'uiiiiii. (4 m 1 1 vnri na- ONLY THE PUREST LIQUORS SOLD. flT.WPTA PTr.T? nn ilr.mi.lit mill Vitl Itl.itr biiiI nlvn.ru, Itm.r In Mlb linporieti aiu mill rortur. JOBBERS IN IMPORTED and DOMESTIC CIGARS. Wasnn WarRhnnsR Cnmnanv m wb w m m wmm w w wm w Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain otpiikin Headauarters for Rolled Grain, all kinds Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, ""mux run Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendlfr t.OTl lloiTT TIiIb Floor hi miuiufttctnred ixprosaly for Wj v-Mi. .. . ngrv ...i, i. ,., ..L.(i to i-ive eatlilwwi unit iinmln 1........ t f .1.. . I.. .1 If . .IntiH thtnlM " r " ....... m ii j iiunou t , h .. u . . u. .. " imici nuu iw uoiivinceu. Highest Prioes Paid for Whoat, Barley and Oata. $i.oo per month. Ktriutly flrat class local and Iouk (llHlanco teleptionu service within yonr liome. Lines tlo nut cross-talk, Your.con vursation will he kept a secret. No cost for itistallliiK. You utit tlio standard Ilunning Long Distant Instrument. Continuous day and night ervice. Wo will accept your contract for ten yearsfand ullow yon to can eel same on giving us thirty days writ ten notice, PACIFIC STATES TELEPHONE COS. CLEANLINESS. i boiuK udvocalod by nil parties regardless of race, coI'oru?j viuiin voudiiiiiii ol servitude. UtHMHiliuer we iur - , mors Kind when thoy buy or Pure Prepared ralnte. W HiiIhIi and glojs to its work that is admired by U. Paints, Oils, Glass, Picture and Room Moldings Be sure and inspect our stock of Wall lVl'ur uesignf lor ll'OO on JJlBplay. Washington Slroet, between tjecond and Third. H. GLENN & 00.