Igs a Fact Thnt tho hardest thine to do in business now-n-days is to got n man to bolievo tho truth. For Hi" :it few daya wo have been advertising Strictly All-Wool Suits, Made tip in tho vory latest style, for Muslin Underwear, Tailor-Made Suits. $9.85 Quo man protty nenrly nte ono leg off a pair of pants from ono of these faults yeHterday, trying to find cotton in them. He was so euro they must be part cotton that ho pretty nearly choked to death, nnd if it hadn't boon for a temperance lec tirer from Kiuibbb. who pulled them out of his throat with a cork sciew, which he happened to liavn, we'd have one customer lees. Tiie man says he'll believe what we tell him hereafter. Come In And let us show you the greatest line of Sulfa In K'lttern Oregon; and remember we give with every Mkii'h Suit a pair of those justly cele brated "Nobngoknou Trouser Streiclera." SEE WINDOWS. New Spring Stock opened, mak ing tho largest and most complete line of LADIES' MUSLIN UNDERWEAR ever shown in The Dalles. En lire! y new styles of laces and embroideries, combined with clusters and tuck ings, makes tho new spring line the prettiest ever shown. If you have time, when in, look through the stock. It's a pleasure for us to show them. Some Rare Bargains. . 121. Color, blues and grays. An all-wool, perfect fit- rp& ting suit mDiuU 155. Gray Suits, latest stylo cut jackets; made in all-wool gray camel's hair; extra ajp rA strong lined; only.... $fiuU 154. Brown Covert, fancy colored lining in jacket, strong porca line lining in skirt; suit trim med in black braid; fun nn only mM All Sizes, from 32 to 33. These three lines of. Suits, bought as bargains, and though low in price, are well-made, attractive and serviceable. All Goods Marked In Plain Flerures. PEASE & MAYS The Dalles Daily Chronicle, Telephone JVo. 1. FIU DAY - - A PHIL 20. 1900 Oysters HTVed In every htj lc by A. KELLER (Si. WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. Spring In m b at reduced price nt the Cntn.,,1,;,. i ,.!.;,.,. i,nl.uu 'rii.i- The regular Saturday night dance will lie held tomorrow night at the Baldwin. Tliu common council of Goldundale has increased saloon licensee from $300 to.. Tho Goldeudule Milling Company shipped ii thoiiHBud birrels of flour to Japan and Manila by tho last Bteniner irom Tort land. The Melvinley Club mot Inst night nnd adjourned till Monday night. Ab an election of ofiicera will then tuke place, a full attendance is requested. The steamer Iraldu, that was an nounced to bo put on tho run between lortland and The DalleB bb an opposi tion boat, has been tied up on the strength of a mortgage indebtedness of eomo .f 900. Klickitat county has only two men eligible for school superintendent. The preaent incumbent is ineligible because lie has served two teroia. Onlv two re main whose qualifications meet the demands of I he law. From the Goldondale Sentinal we learn that the portage road people oil the other side of tho rlycr are having a 'Ron road surveyed from the present terminus oi the road to connect with The Dalles and Goldeudale. The registry law in this state provides 'or regifctration every two years, between January and May. It follows theiefore jhat there will be no other registration 'r tho coming presidential election. The registration bookB cloeo May 16th. County Surveyor Golt went to Mosier morning to survey a now county roil at that place which will give the J'UUIIe access to tho railroad depot. JJe was accompanied by A. A. Urquhart, H. Taylor and Alex. Anderson us viewers, Honors come thick and fast to Hood "lyercitizenfl, says the Glacier. So far M Iwiml from It has one candidate for wgrojo, two for presidential elector. "e delegate- to ft iiul (mini nnnv.tiittnn. 40-acro tract 1 1 ... -i i - - , ... . , e cuiulldutes for stato legislature, one IDftlles, -1 room liouBe, uarn, mi icm-r.., fcr ft6ie8or. UiIIob Comirlslou House will (rehh milk at all time, on hand nnty judge and ouo for county Ifcrchard of 300 troee, running wuier, T..nr..l rmiL'ti lor CaillO HUiact-m, iu . . . . keop no deliver It anywhere in the city at "u ,0"o'ing prices : One quart, $2 per jonth: three pints, 3 , two quarts, fl i quarts $5.60; or earn 50 cents per vw. Fresh butter every day. l&VJui L- Hill has returned home froui a protracted stay at the Last Chance mine near Canyon City. Ho hnB been doing development work for the most of tho past winter and reports that the outlook is very encouraging. E. B. Dnfur, A. A. Jayne and Frank Menelee are inter ested with Mr. Hill in the mine. Tho Forest Grove Times is responsi ble for the statement that the worship pers of Bryan raised such a racket when their Jobs visited them ncsntly that windows were smashed a block away from the .loss house and uiue-leiiths of all the half-hatched chickens in the neighborhood were kilted. Ttie i'rosser Record says the hard freeze of Saturday night week worked a terrible havoc with the fruit in that valley. The peach crop, which waB the most promising ever known, has been literally destroyed. All other varieties have been greatly damaged and to eay the loan the freeze has cost the Yakima fruit growers many thousand dollars. The postofllce receipts of Northwest cities for the three last quarters of 1SJ9 und tin first quarter of 1900 aggregated as follows: Butte, $62,542; Helena, !f40,5!i0; Portland, $204,44-1; Seattle, $153,053; Spokane, $92,144; Tacoma. $02,051. It is to be seen that Portland leads Seattle by over $50,000, which gives an idea of the business between the two towns. Tammany contractors on the Croton dam have a strlko on their hands, with the usual concomitants of forcible oppo sition to the employment of non-union workmen; and, all the same as any common, imperialiftic plutocrat of the Mark Hanna brand, they have called upon tho state militia to protect their non-union workmen from the violence of the strikers. The new D. V. & A. N. steamer Ko llance made n trip Wednesday from Portland to the mouth of the Willamette, a dletauce of over twelve miles, in forty one minutes. She made the run back in forty-seven minutes. This makes the rate for the round trip nearly sixteen and half miles au hour. The record, under the circutnetauees, is one that no boat on the river would be ashamed of. Special reserve old government whis key, recognized by the highest medical authority In the land; especially recom mended by the board of health of San Francisco "for hospital use, also A. I. O'Brien, M. 1)., captain and surgeon, and Win. D. McCarthy, major and sur geon U. S. urmy, as tho purest un-ulnU ternted stimulant for convalescent, in vallds and family use. Sold by Charles Stubllog. aplL'O.dl.u l"or Sale. miles from Iho bottom land fine for berries or Kanlen. Price reasonable, terms easy. Call at this ottlce. msi-uwimu Latest designs for 1000 m wall paper. Elegant stock to select from at H. Glenn & Co.'s. aprlMw V11 pap"erl Where? At Glenn's paint and oil store. aprl7-lw rnsnlnii 1'lny at St. Luci'd. Scenes from the famous "Passion Play," as presented once every ten yeurs in tho little village of Oberam mergnu, Bavaria, were reproduced at St. Leo's church last night with the aid of Edison's wonderful moving .pictures. Tho Savior's life, from the very moment the shepherds lirst saw the star of Bethlehem and heard the joyful tidings of the birth of Christ, until the sublime finale when the Redeemer slow ly ascended to heaven, was shown by a series of photographic tableaux. The Ecenes of Christ's triumphal entry into Jerusalem, the raising of Lazerus from the dead, the last supper, the trial and condemnation, tho awful journey to Calvary, and finally, the crucifixion of the Messiah, wore all given on the canvas. Tlie txprestious on tho faces of the actors iu the great drama could be distinctly seen, and everything in the pictures, the costumes, scenery, etc., wese strictly accurate. The originator of the drama, from which these views were taken, hud twice been himself an actor in the play as given by the Bavarian peasants, and alter coming to this country spent $125,000 In securing costumes and scenery and necessary paraphernalia for tho production. The views weie made more interesting by the lecturo which was given at inter vals during the phiy. Taconia Ledger, These movable picture views will be produced at the Vogt opera house next Wednesday and Thursday nights. A Fairy Tale. I. Hid to Kent, The funeral of the lato Mrs. W. L. Bradshaw took place this afternoon from tho family residence. It was very largely attended ami many were unable to go out to the cemetery becanje of the inability to procure vehicles. The banks and business houses closed from 1 :30 to 4. The services at tho house were con ducted by Rev. I). V. Poling. His ad dress was a tenderandimpressiveeulogy ot the deceased. The musical selections were all of Mrs. Bradshaw's choosing, opening with "Lead Kindly Light" by members of the Congregational choir and Mr. O. J. Crandall ; followed, after a scriptural selection and prayer, by tho chant "Thy Will Bo Done," and, after the address, uy ruocK oi Ages, sungui tho special request of tho deceased, hy Mrs. B. S. Huntington, Mrs. K. M. Williams, Miss Cushing. Dr. O. D. Doano and Mr. O. J. Crandall. The coflln was surrounded by au im mense wealth of floral tributes of many beautiful designs, tha,t of themselves bore silent but effective testimony to tliu place tho departed hold in the hearts of her acquaintances in the The Dalles. Have you seen those "swell" shirts at tho New York Cash Store? All styles, Btlff und soft bossQins, just received. Come early aid get your pick, We have just what you want in soft hats for spring, 'tho New York Cash Store. Yesterday evening's Telegram had a blood curdling tale of the narrow escape of the Regulator last Sunday from anni hilation on tho huge boulders of the mad cross-currents of the Three-Mile rapids. Tho scare head will indicate sufficiently the marvelous imaginative powpr of the Telegram reporter. Hero it is : "Steamer Regulator Had Narrr.w Es c.ipe." "Laid Almost on Her Beam Ends in Thrce-Mile Rapids" "She Was Attempting to Take a Load of Rail road Ties Above The Dalles for Portage Railroad Became Unmanageable in Swift Cross-Currents Nearly Crashed Against Huge Boulders." Then follows the tale of the steamer becoming unmanageable and shifting her cargo til! she careened over so far "that four feet of tho guard rail was forced under the water," and "heavy sticks were thrown iu the way of the crew so that it was impossible for them for eomo minutes to offer any relief by attempting to right the steamer," and "the men in the hole wero driven from their position," nnd "steam was allowed to drop," and ' the boat lay helpless in the mad current witli her rail under water," when she finally, Eouiehow, "partially righted herself" and struck tliu back track. Tho story is colored powerfullv. The CiiHO.Nici.E has the veiy highest author ity for saying that the Regulator was never in danger for n moment, and never for a moment was beyond the con trol of the captain. That she rolled heavily in the wild, cross-currents while -turning around to come home, goes without saying. All else, as told, is u wiry tale. j 1'KOl'I.K YOU AM. KNOW. Judge Fulton, of Sherman county, Is in the city. Attorney W. II. Wileon went to Hood River this morning on legal business. Harry J. Dunn, a business man of Goldeudale, is at tho Umatiit Houso. M. M. Morris and wife and Mrs. Rena Morris, of Tygh, wero iu town last night. A. S. Blowers, Republican candidato for county judge, came up from Hood River this morning. W. W. Wilson, of tho Baldwin restau rant, lias gone, to Portland to spend it week wild lite sou. Tho Kind You Havo Always Bought and which has been, in use for over 30 years, has homo tho algnatnro of and has hcon inrulo under his pcr- IJy-z- Honnl supervision since its Infancy. t-COCCfiil Allow no ono todecelvn von In this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-prood" aro hut Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Expcrlcuco against Experiment What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worm and allays Fovcrishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the Signature of The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. THC CENTAUR COMMNV. TT MURRAY STRICT. NtW YORK CITY. RYBODY I EVE f 1 s Knows the merits of the COLUMBIA ) HARTFORD -PATEE CREST) Many now features for 1900 which you e.mnot afford to overlook. Complete Line of 41900" Sundries. Tin; Hit ill o Old (5 nine. T. 11. JoluiBton, of Dufnr, Kapnhlicai candidato for etato eenutor, is rftneteioi . IT .Ill It. ai mo iJinaiuia iiouett. --. i I Just arrived : new lot of neckwear . ... for ent enien. L'lteat designs und colors. The Oregon an says K edits tho news ... . Vi v, '.,, , . n . Ho enro and eeo tliem at the New iotk "eo aa to inako t full and accurate, " etc. ! The following is a sanipie: All of tho amendments proposed by the Oregon Senators to the Indian ap propriation bill wero aareed to today without any opposition, ami it it be. lieved tbat'they will remain in the bill alter the houso conferees have had u febanno at it. Oregonian of April 7, 1900. That our readers may seo how full and accurate the above report was, we aive Ibelow, in parallel columiiF, tho amend 'inents secured by tho "Oregon eena 'tors." Hero they arc: Garden Hose argo 8ENATOU Ml'Bntlll'.'K ASIKKDMUSTH. For tliu urcutlon ot a ttlok lor- mutory nt Clio- muwa K0.C00 Kor waterworks iiiiU tutvcrnvu tyblciu ut Kin- math HBcnoy . 8,500 Kor roiibtiuctlon ot tiarii nt Klii- mil th HKoncy.. 1,0 la for electric Unlit- inn nt Klitmutli liKl'UCy. 3.C00 Kor jiort--lilo uv mill lutimmn Sknatou Simon's AMENDMCUTi. oou ; iat senator slmon ollcrcil Fen Hatty, of Wapinitla, is in th city on his way home fioin a ohort sojourn ngeuey. . . at the St. Martin springs. T()0 (flct t) M.J. Anderson, of Dufur, editor of o amendments la of no cuiucqnotu'e, as the Weed Exterminator and Cultivator;, probability Mr. Mcllrlde was tactorv of that place, is In the city. ,, , ., , , ...,, ,. , , , looking after tliis particular nuitter, and Dr. H. J. 1. ttlelleld, nf Nmvberg, and j ,ie, , BC1,or e()mUor .,,, bt, m0t) ,f U,.1l.w !IU nrrl.l liuru llltulV tO LTUt U UlfOULftlt UUttllU tiUQVW U illUUllllllllllVl IIIIIIVU IIUIU IMDb MIKIIV 1 " Wo havo laid in a stock of Garden lioso and aro carrying tho sanio brand of Hose that wo havo boon carry ing for tho last fivo years, which is tho celebrated Mal- to attend the funeral Mrs. Hradfchaw. of their sister, parallel Is to show that tho Oregouiaii !"adds to and subtracts from," and The following names are on the reg- j otherwiee clianifes the news, but not u ister of the Umatilla House: Fred O. the interest of "truth and accutacy" as Moore, Trout Lake; F. 11. Barnes, Hood u nU0lr.fl Klver, O. 11. Uelcher, Moro j Mrs. A. It. I a aBBOrt8 . Hyrketh and Maria Ubiirch, Itinueu : Hagley Bros., have purchased a Mary Moore, Trout Iike; W. J. Hos- thrjuuhhred Jersey bull, registered ford, Moro; Georgle Hull, Wuinic; T. K. Urauuaii, uow uanyon, Bubscrlbe for The Chronicle, ttock. For particulars apply at root deuce on Tenth street, noar the fair grounds. Phone 385. 3 lino teso Cross Brand. Wo carry tho saino brand of lloso that tho Dalles City Kiro Depart ment has been using for tho last twenty years. . The Mal tese Cross Brand is without, doubt tho best grade of lloso on tho market. Call and got our prices before buying. IWaieF & Benton Sole Agents.