For Nearly Two Years Unable to Lay in Bed "In my capacity ns druggist, in Buffalo, X. Y., I have the best opportunity to judge of the merits of many different remedies., I am in close touch with tho sick, who come into my store "for medicines, and most of them tell me how they are getting along. Ut all tue Hun dreds of preparations which I sell, not a single one begins to give as much satisfaction as Acker's Eng lish Remedy for Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma, Pleurisy and Consumption. I sell it on a dis tinct guarantee that it will cure, or the purchaser's money will be returned. This is a perfectly safe guarantee, because the remedy dots cure. Nobody wants his money returned, Its cures are nothing short of marvelous. Take the case of Mr. A. H. Gilbert, for instance. He lives at No. 5 Carey street, Buffalo, N. Y. For more than three years he had a bad case of asthma, and had been un able to lie down in bed for nearly two years. He came to my store and asked me what to do. I said: Take Acker's English Remedy.' He said he had tried other reme dies and didn't think this would lieln him. But he thinks differ ently now. Three bottles fixed his asthma all right He could sleep and eat after taking them, as well as when a boy. He was cured several months ago, and is well yet, so I am certain his trouble is gone for good. You can write to Mr. Gilbert "himself, if you doubt my word. He will go further than me in prais ing Acker's English Remedy." (Signed) S. B. Thorne, druggist, Buffalo, N.Y. Sold at 25c, 50c. and $1 a bottle, throughout the United States and Canada; and in England, at is. 2d., 2s. 3d., 4s. 6d. If you are not satisfied after buying, return the bottle to your druggist, and get your money back. We authorize the abort guarantee. W. H. HOOKER i CO., Proprietors, Xcic Vork. For Sale by BLAKELEY & HOUG-HTON. A Oiiurt CoiiKti Mcrtlclno Mr Clilldrm "I have no hesitancy in recommend Ins Clir.mliorlnin'a Couch Remedy," says F. P. Mornti, n well known and popular bakur.of Potorehnrc, Vn. "Wo have (,'iven it lo our children when troubled with bad cough?, nlso whoop iiiK couch, and it has nhvajB siven por tent satisfaction. It was lecomnuuidud to n by a drnpeiat as the best cough mediclnu for children as it contained no opium or other harmful drug." Sold by Blakeley & Ilouchton. NEW TRAIN SERVICE. The double train eervics to be estab- STRICTLY DEFINITIVE. listied between Portland and Chicago April 22, in which the 0. It. & N., the TJniou Pacific and the Oregon Short Line are interested, will shorten the through time eleven hours. Train No. 22, leaving Portland at 9:15 a. in,, be- the date named, will be 1 .Small Girl Given Two Apt Illun trutlonx nf the Mt-uutnuK of Word. Wm. J. Lamlurs, resilient manager of tho Lion and Imperial Fire Insurance Companies, wishes to announce to the patrons of these companies that owing to the Bicknesa of Mr. C. E. Bayard and the resignation of Mr. Hugh Gourlay, their former agent, tho agency for both companies for Tho Dalles and vicinity has been placed in tho hands of Mr. Timothy Brownhill. Any business given to Mr. Brownhill will receive prompt attention and will ho appreciated by the companies. Ofiiee in C. E. Bay ard's old stand. No. So WaehiiiL'ton Btieet, Tho Dalles, Oregon. iilG-ltn "I used-Kodol Dyspepsia Cure in my' family with wonderful results. It gives immediate relief, is pleasant to take and is trill v the dyspeptic's best friend," says E. IlartReiink, Ovorisel. Mich. Digests what you eat. Cannot f.iil to cure. M. B. Smith, Butternut, Mich., Eays, "DeWitt's Little Early R'tserB are the very best pills I ever need for coetheness, liver and bowel troubles." BUSINESS LOCALS. O.R.&M. fswrarnniacaniujji.jnm NMMM i:r hit rou Mist Mull 11:45 1'. in, timk sritmiitLK. 1'ltOM Dai.i.ks. 1 AKR.VR FlUIM. 'Suit l.afcr. Denver. J t. , Worth. Omaha, Kiiii . cm City, ft. 1-oiilv ciiImro ntui i:hsi. ! Spokane 1W11U11 Wnlln. Hpotitint;, Klyer .Mliim-npous. ni. nun, T:OJ p. m. it u lu t li, Milwaukee, l.lllllllitl nun j.fit K I. ni. S p. til. Kx, timidity Saturday 10 1. in. KllOM t'OllTLAKI). Oi'oau Steamship-.. I'or Sim Krauelsco IKtuiiiIkt :i, d. 1:1, IS, : mid Knit Mull 8: 6ft i in Spokane Flyer. I:.i)n. in I ). 111. Columbia Uv. Steamers.! To AtiTOKM atitl Way IjuhIIiirs. I i. in. Kx.Suiidaj fin. m. ' WtLi.AMKTTK liivr.ii. I I ::!fl p. tn. Ex.suiiiluyiOrwim City, Ni'wlK.-rK,,i:x.stitiday I Salem ,1; way I-and'h. Clark & Falk are never cloaed Sunday Don't forget this. Clarke &. Falk have 011 sale u full line ' nf nnint mill Hrtiut'n lirnqliip. Mrs. May Wright Sewnll, the new TT , , . ,, , . . , . , president of the International Council! U'B CIarktu ,k qumno hair tonic of Women, became generally known a t0 knop dandruff from the head. iv .ynrs ngo tnroticrn her pnrticipa- A full line ol bastman nlms ami sup- ! plies just received by Clarke A balk. take 1 ft 1 1 n rv uti r flulu niiinl t- 1 II tm i teninmS uii me virtkc nttuitu, n in u j viuu in iiiu irenonii i euerniion of worn I- n f n i HQ rha 1riwri.pArlnrifi cnatiil nti'c nltiltc idtwili vi.ki 1 ...1 H Its equipment will be new, making it national council says the Philadelphia ( QlarTe & Falk's ?r?curo for bo?l". fnlli" tliM cnnnl nf nnv train nntr in gpr. , OSt. blie lias fremientlv renrescllteil ! r ,t... d...:5 . . .i. p-'. t American women abronil mul bus Inm, Clarke it Falk's flavoring It will consist of n mail car, baggage j car, two chair cars, and a tourist sleeper. ' There will be but one chance of cars lo f all eastern, points. The full time will ' be three days through to Chicago, or ! four days throngh to Chicjzo, or four ! days nnd two hours to New York. j The second train, known as No. G, i will leave Portland at 0:20 p. m., con-J uecting at East Portland with tiie South-' rn Pacific's overland train from San ' Francisco, and will carry through equip- been a prominent fiirure in tin- Imimr. tant national conventions. Mrs. Sewall, who is the head of a elnssieal school for girls in Indianapolis-, could contribute a readable sequel to. English ns she is taught, for the pupils in a girls classical s-chool are not above the amusing blunders which characterize the eil'orts of their young histers in the public schools. On one cecasicn Mrs. Sewnll was in structing a class in physics. Force was the subject and she made plain to the girls the din'ercnoe between the ccn- ment to Chicago via the Union Pacific trifugal and centripetal force. and the Chicago and Northwestern, and j aleo the equtpment for the ashington division of the O. K. & N., in connec- j tion with the Great Northern for St. I Paul. This train will reach Spokane at J 10 a. m. A dining car will be furnished , for breakfast into Spokane, and fori dinner on corresponding train leaving j Spokane at 3:45 p. m. The new sched- j Ie as arranged Aill supply the moat j complete service ever furnished on the' O. K. & N., ns it provides increased ser-J vies, in Eastern Oregon, where it is ( greatly needed, and gives immediate j connection with the Washington divi- j eion at Pendleton. At this point there j is a large interchange of traffic, on ac count of the various mining districts of Baker county, the Ccuur d'AIene, the Kt-public and Kootenai mining camps. I'ortlaud is greatly benefited by this change, in as much as increased sorvice is given from Eastern Oregon and Idaho. No. 2 will arrive in Chicago at 9:30 a. m. j No. 0 at 7:45 a, tn., as at preseut. The Westbound train out of Chicago, corresponding with No. 2, is No. 1. This will arrive in Portland at 4:00 p. 111. The train corresponding with the caatbound No. C is No. a, out of Chicago. This will reach Portland at 7:30 a.m. Westbound train No.l will leave Chicago t 6:30 p. in., and Omaha at 8:20 a.m. the following day. The time will be 3-educed two hours and forty-five mln wtee. No. 3 westbound train will leave Chicago at 10:30 p. in., and Omaha at 4:25 p. in. the next day. The service on the Union Pacific on all these trains include Bullet smoking library cars, and dining cars. No. 0 will carry u daily ordinary sleeper to Kansas City, with change en route to ' ordinary cars to Chicago, j Consult tho nearest ticket agent for' detailed information. W. II, Huumil'kt, General Passenger Agent. v.uiiii uuifiii, sum ,irs. sewnll, 'is n iiuu uirt-cuon is irotn me cen ter and centripetal is a force whose di rection is townrd the center. Do you nil understand that?" The class chorused assent. "Now, will some girl give me an illus tration?" continued Mrs. Sewnll. "The domestic virtues are centrip etal," replied n small girl, "because they keep a man i,n the center of his home and a centrifugal force is is well, a saloon is a centrifugal force." Another Frcni:h Trlnl. A trial has begun in France which may nave important results, although it is somewhat overshadowed by the agi tation over the Dreyfus case. Twenty two royalists and other politicians, in cluding the lenders of the Lengue of Tutriots, the Anti-Semitic league and similar organizations, have been indict ed on a charge of conspiring to change the form of government. The trial is taking plane before the senate, which sits as a high court of justice, and it will be several weeks before a decision is reached. extracts are the best. Ask vour crocer for them. Floral lotion will cure wind chapping and sunburn. Manufactured by Clarke & Falk. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is un equalled for piles, injuries and skin diseases. It is the original Witch Hazel Salve. Beware of all counterfeits. To secure the original witch hazel salve, ask for DeWitt's Witch H'tzel Salve, well known as a certain cure for piles and skin diseases. Beware of worth less counterfeits. They are dangerouB. j,eviB ACKcrman, uosnen, inn., says, "DeWitt's Little Early liiners always bring certain relief, euro my hendache and never gripe." They gently cleanse and invigorate the bowels and liver. 7 a. in, Tuos.Tlitir. 11111I Hut. Willamette and Yam- kill kivku.s. Orecim City, Dnyiou, mul Wny-IjiuilliiRn. it. nt. Mon.,Wcit mul Fri. Gil. til. WlI.LAMF.TTK UlVKIl. 4:30 p. lit. TucThur, I'urtlniul to Corvnllls,, Mini. Weil mul Hut, I unit Wny-UiiidiiiKa- mul Friilny I.v IMparln, ilully l.'.M 11. in. I H.SAKK ItlVKK. Hlpuriii to IamvIhIou. I.KAVB l.KWISTOM , dally S.ftlll. 111. ! h f I 1 3 : i' at , Sir Si:' , 3P I 31 $ hi: sn I "I.1 St SK 4 li Tho Dollt,, Ox. The Chronicle, Job Printers. ti i r J I U I III 1 1 i It lUiiULLUJU 1 1 U 1 1 1 1 1 lUIMIUltL'tlllfl rTinitriitiiif iif ivrif iftitivf ifirii i IIIIioit Gren.K- i:ierlrlclt j-. If all the electricity made by clean ing windows in the country, by "rubbing theglnfcs with a cloth, could be collected and stored, it would nt once solve the smoke difficulty of all the railways by allowing the trains to be run by electric motors. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Signature of ffc&( Nasal CATARRH la all Its stages tliero (Mould Lie clcaulineis. ... . Ely's Cream Ualm Drying JircjmratlonS simply dovel- . cleanes,ootheaanaiical3 opdrycatarrh; they dry up the socrotions, 1 'ho d'cu membrane, -wliich adhoro to tho membrano nnd docoin- 1 "tarrh and driven llOSO.rftllfilnftfiirTnnrni.ftr!nnurni,Wl,i, . Wy ft cold lu tho Jiead tho ordinary Zona of catarrh. Avoid nil dry. I quf , , iK muaiants, iurues, buiokos and cnutra &nd Tmo that which cleanses, soothes and heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy and Trill euro catarrh or cold in the head -easily and pleasantly. A trial size will be mailed for 10 cents. All druggists soil tho 450c. size. ElyDrothers, 00 Warrea St., N.Y. The Dalm cures without pain, does not iirrltate or cause sneezing. It spreads itself over an irritated and angry surface, reliov Sxxa immediately tho painful inflammation. with Ely's Cream Balm you are armed against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fever. C'reiim Balm U placed Into tbo noatrllf . loreadi over tlio mcmbrano and li abiorbed. Ilellof ! m mediate and a cure follow. It U not drying doei not produce incezln;;. Largo Size, CO centi at Drug gist or liy mall; Trial Size, 10 centi by mall. Utr IXWTUEUS, Bfl Warren Street, New York. EsgTror Hale. Full blooded, barred J'lyinouth ltock ege, per sotting . 00 and $1.60. For particulars call on or address, Baniikuh Biioh. Box 047. The Dalles, Or. ItlHmurck'H iron Norvn Was the reault of his splendid health. Indomitable will and tremendous energy are not found whero stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels are out of order. If you want theae qualities and the success they bring, use Dr. King's New Life Pills. They develop every power of brain and body. Only 25c at Blakeley & Houghton's drugstore. 2 Volcanic KrujiildiiM Are grand, but skin eruptions rob life of joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cureB them ; also old, running and fever sores, Ulcers, BoilB, Felone, Corns, Warts, Cute, Bruisee, Bunip, Scalds, Chapped Hnnds, Chilblains. Beet I'ile cure on earth. Drives out pains nnd aches. Only25cte. a bos. Cure guaranteed. Sold by Blakeley & Houghton, drug gists. o Rev. W. E. Sitzer. W. Canton, N. Y writes, "I had dyspepsia over twenty years, and tried doctors and medicines without benefit. 1 was persuaded to use Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and it helped ine from the start. I believe it to be panacea 'or all forms of indigestion." It digests what ycu eat. Sick Headache absolutely and perma nently cured by using Moki Te.t. A pleasant herbdrinl:. Cures constipation I and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep, najijj, ouiitnui-.iiuu guaranteed or money back. 2." els. and CO cts. Blakeley it Houghton Druggist?. V. w. Knowles is now- proprietor of tho Fifteen-Mile House and stables a Dufur, where he is prepared to accomo date tho traveling public in first ilass style. Good table, good rooms, good buds and the best of core for man and beast at reaeonable raten, uiLM-linw Smii In Vour fineoka. All countv warrants registered prior to June S, 1(190, will be paid at my office. Interest ceases after February. 2, 1M)0. C. L. Piiilmpb, Oonntv 1'reasnrer. Why pay $1.76 per gallon for inferior paints when you can buy James E, Patton'a sun proof paints for $1,50 per gallon, guaranteed for C years. Clark & Falk, agents. ml7 Early Koae potatoes at Maier & Ben- ton'e. I'lirllci ili'stntii: to co to iieimnvr should wiKu.M). i, u-iiviiic 'i nu lumen nt T'.im i. m milking dint't coniivcltoiih nt I lepptier jiinutloii I l'utiirultic; iiiiiLliicillrtrtcoiiiieiittoti nt llL'ncr jtinctloii ultli.N'i), !, nrrivliiK ut Tliu llullCMit 2:K i. in. So. 'iZ, thrnticht freight, i-nit boiinil, iIih-n not enrry imsaoiiKcrs; arrives 'J:50 n. m., departs :i:50a. m. So. "Jl, local freight, earrlin pnssuiiRern, en.it hound', arrives l:M p. iu (k-uirtn b.l.l p. in. No. 'Jl, west hiiniui thnitiKh freight, doen hot enrry pnsacnuerit; arrives S:15 p m., ilepartii 0:: p. m. No. 21, west bound lornl freight, rnrrles pas tcngers, nrrlvchA:lap. m., ilupiirtx S.Un. in. I'or lull particulars enll on O. It. A N. l,'o.' ngeut The Dulles, or midii'vi W. II. IIUKI.IIIM'.T, (ieu l'us. Act., l'ortlnnd. Or. Yellowstone Park Line. THi: DINING CAU ItOl'TK KltOM I'OttTl.AMi to tiik i:akt. tiii: oni.v in itncr unk to tiii; yi.i,i.ow BlONi: I'AI'.K M SI SIB IBV wasco warenouse uompani Headquarters for Seed Grain ofaiikindi Headquarters for Feed Grain ot t il kin Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kink TToq r mi c -nf ovq -Fn-p 'Rrnn R"hrk-ne nndaiuindi blA,V4.V A.lA,i. V fcj JLV 'A MJLMUi uo( of MILL FEB call and gut our prices and be convinced. Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats. I.EVK. Union Depot, mifcamlisis No. 'J. . Fut mall for Tiicnum, Penttle, Ulympiii, Gray's Haihor milt Kouth lleml polutH, hpukiine, Him-' land, II. C, l'lillmaii,' .. .r w Jl0"'-O-, U'WlMtOII, lluf- 11. lo A. M. falolliiinp milling coun try, llek-nn, .MIiuieniH). ' lin, Kt. l'nul, Oiniilin, Kontut City, Ht. Uniln, uuieiigo nun nil poliithi east mid nciullinint. 1'nget Mound Ilxprei-h' for Tnconia and huattlu mid luternitdlute polnth No. 1. lljSO I'. M AI'.IUVi:. :;o. i 6.R0 v. M. No. .1. 7iOU A. M. I l'lilliiian flrHt-clH.iN and tourlit Hleepern to Mlutieupolls.at. I'aul and MUsouri river pol ntx wltlinut change. Vustlbiiled traliifl. Union depot connection). In nil principal cltlcr. baggage checki-d to destination of tickets. 1-or handmiiiiely lllnatiateil dencrlptlvu inattiir, write "'uul,,"B'cnr reservations, etc., call on or A. D. CHARLTON, A8lstntit General 1'mscngcr Agent, ZV .Mnrrlxoc Htteet, comer Third, I'orllaml, Oregon. SOUTH and EAST via srn Pacific Co. Shasta Route souine Tralim leave The Dalle for I'ortlaud and way Htntlona nt ii'il a. m. anil :i p, m. r mm m. .. u sbubbbih si si si si MMbFI HHB sv H tl 3 1 A N L V A CT I ' 1 1 1: 1 V AMERICAN IMPULSE WHEEL CO SUITABLE FOR DRIVING GENERATORS AND STAMP MILLS, ELEVATORS. PRTiNTTTTJ-a PRESSES. ETC Clrciilnrti and particulars furniuhed on application. F. S. GUNNING, Agent THE DALLES, ORt""-1 v- A UK A LICKS IN fill kinds of Funeral Supplies I-envo I'ortland " Albany Arrive Axlilnud .. .. " riaorauiento .. " bun Krunelico h:M)ain .U::Wa in 12:t a in .. 5:1X1 pm 7;jpm TM) p in lo:6.i p in Arrlvo Ogdou . I'euvur ICaiia(!lty. Olllciigo .... IT, a m UiW) a m 7:Wn m 7:l5um Arrive Uh Angelen . . r.i I'nko, " Kort Worth... '' !lty of Mexico , " Ilountoii, " New OrleaiiM " Wuulilugton . . " New York .. l:V0pm fiiuipm .. r.:aJaiu .. 'J'M a in .. IMJOam . fiii'ia ia . fi:lJam p m 7:(J0n m ();00 p in fi;'M a in n in am ! p in fi- U u in is-M pin r Grandall & Barget UNDERTAKERS EMBALMERS The Dalles, Or. Robes, Burial Shoes Etc, I'ljlliniiH oiirl TourlHt cam on both tuii ifiit) nui:riiiiiitiiit fix i iiimi .....i ui CoiinectliiK nt Han KriinoUco with kuvoniI te,ii.i8lilp iTniw for Honolulu, J o'lll, I'lilllppliien, Central HUd rioutli America ' See agent t The IMIIch otatloti, or ad(lr C. H. MARKHAM, aenoral riiger AKent, l'ortlnnd, Or. INSURE WITH THE w Union & Grown Fire insurance Co. OF LONDON. FOUNDED 1825. CAPITAL PAID UP 7,600,000. A88CT8 20,120,03B. HurphiM le oud all I.lalitlltlcu In United BtiiteH 621,160.28. AD-runr. r- . l'hollOlll. innwn ocurCKI, Kea. ARC. Tiio 1juu. Subscribe for the Chronicle. Advertise in The I' ll