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Suit of Clothes.
renting, OvcrciMtlu- or Fancy Vesting.
Kindlr call nrnl examine my stock of Im
ported anil 1) lucsttc Woolens. A tine stock to
elect from.
6ult made from the lowest prices to Ihenign
et grade.
J. A. Eberle
Fino
Tailoring.
TI1E DALLKa OlcEC.ON.
The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
SUHSCIUI'TION PRICE.
One week $ 15
One month 50
One year 6 00
SATURDAY
- APRIL 14, 1900
IIIXC J Lis A E LACRIMAE.
As Mark Anton said nt the grave
of Cnjsnr, "If 3-011 have tears to shed
prepare to shed them now." The
Oregonian weeps. Let us swipe an
onion peel antl weep with it. The
Republican state convention refused
to "indorse the brave stand made by
Senator Simon in congress," ami the
Oreganian refuses to be comforted.
It touches our heart of hearts to sec
this Damon and Pj'thias affection
unrecognized. What a lot of ingrate
chumps these Oregon Republicans
are anyway. If the name of Simon
was too sacred to be used in a con
ventional indorsement, why did not
the lunkheads "indorse the brave
stand made by the Democratic party"
and let it go at that? The wor
would have known what they mea
and would have reverenced their
modestv. And the tears of the Ore
gonian would have been spared for
the defeat of Brother Corbett later
on. Can it be that the delegates
imagined that an indorsement of
Simon would Lave been n reflection
on McBride, Tongue and Moody,
not to say MeKinley and the whole
Republican administration? "What
right had the delegates to imagine
anything? Who cares for McBride
or Tongue or Moody or McKmley,
or anybody but dear, "brave" Sen
ator Simon? Ah me! What cruel
monsters these Republican delegates
arc! Brother Scott, you have The
Chuonici.k's most distinguished commiseration.
or especial fitness for so high and
onerous a position, he knows that
he is not such a man but simply
because he was not big enough and
courageous enough to grasp n great
question and openly, boldly and
forcefully take the ri;;ht position
upon it." The reference is, of
course, to the senator's vote on the
Puerto Rican bill. Inferential!', of
course, it apotheosizes Senator Simon
for having the courage "openly,
boldly and forcefully" to desert his
party am! vote with the Democrats.
But the logic is faulty. If McBride
is to be slaughtered because he voted
for the bill, why were Tongue and
Moody renominated after they had
done the same thing? It's n poor
rule that wont work both ways.
The first plank in the Democratic
state platform reads as follows: "We,
the Democrats of Oregon, in conven
tion assembled, do hereby aflirm and
indorse, in whole and in part, in
letter nud in spirit, the platform
adopted by the Democratic conven
tion held in Chicago in 1S9G. And
the money plank of the Democratic,
People's party and Silver Republican
parties of 1898." The clause in
brackets was added as the price the
Democrats had to pay the Pops for
their help to pull the Democratic
chestnuts out of the fire. Then
when they had adopted the platform
with a whoop they nominated a gold
standard banker from LaUevicw, as
their candidate for congress from
the First district.
Why pay $1.75 per gallon for inferior
paints when you can buy James E.
Patton'a sun proof paints for $1.50 per
gallon, guaranteed for o years. Clark &
Falfc, agents. mI7
VOGT
Opera House
F. J. CLARKE, Manager.
j One flight Only
There might be some force in the
talk about oppression of unrepre
sented Puerto Rico, says the New
York Tribune, if congress were to
levy special and higher taxes on it
than on the home territories for
federal purposes. But it has done
no such thing. It levies no taxes
on Puerto Rico for federal purposes,
and for local purposes levies a tux of
which Americans trading with Puerto
Eico must bear a share, instead of
putting the whole burden on the
islund. If that is oppression of!
Puerto Rico, make the most of it. '
In fact, it is uncommon generosity,'
and nobody would dare question
it except in the confusion over the
novelty of a customs tariff being ;
levied for purposes of local taxation, '
a courss warranted in this case by
the peculiar conditions of the island,'
and fairly entiUcd to n trial before
toeing denounced. It no more vio-l
lates pledges given to Puerto Rico j
than would the levying by congress
or a direct tax for building a road
in the island.
The Telegram eays: "Senator Mc
Bride will bo defeated is indeed
already defeated not because ho is
not a man of extraordinary ability
MONDAY
HI 161 ;
Drying preparations imply dovcl
op dry catarrh; tlioy dry up tho secretions,
which adhere to tho mcmbrouo mul decom
pose, causing n far more Korious troublo than
tho ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry
ing inhalants, funics, smokes and smiffn
and uao that which cleanses, eooUics nud
heals. Ely's Cream Balm is Bttch a remedy
and will euro catarrh or cold in tho hend
easily and pleasantly. A trinl sizo will bo
mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell tho
COc. sizo. Ely Brothers, 50 Warren St., N.Y.
Tho Balm cures without pain, does not
irritato or cause sneezing. It sprcada itself
ovor an irritated and angry surfaco, reliev
ing immediately tho painful inflammation.
With Ely's Cream llnlui you oro armed
against Nasal Catarrh and Bay Fovcr.
depart i time 5ciikiiulk. auu'.vk
fob ! From Dalles. Fbom.
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Fast Suit Lake, Denver. Ft. Fat
Mall Worth. Omaha, Kan- Mall
11:43 ji.ru. m City, St. Louis, siss p m
Chicago and Kast.
Svoiaue Iwalla Walla, Spokane, Spokane
Flyer j Minneapolis. St. 1'aul, Fljcr.
7:05 p.m. I i)u In tli, Milwaukee, 4:J0u.ni
j Chicago anil East.
S p. m. I p. m.
From Portland.
Ocean Steamships.
For Snn Francisco
December :!. b, 1:!. IS. Zi
unci 2. j
S ti. m. J ti. m.
Kx.sumlaylColumbla Uv. Hteamcrs.lEx.bumla)
,To Astoria and Way,
Saturday ljimliiipi.
10 p. in.
6a. in. Willamette Hivnn. , 1:00 p. ta.
Ex.bundayiorecon City. Xewlxrsr, Ex.EUiiilay
1 Salem & Way Land'!,.
7 a. ni, 'Willamette and Yam
Tues.Thur.! hill Kivsrs. Jlon
and sat. 1 Orcpon City. D.iytoa, and Fri
and Way.I.indlngs.
3:00 p. m.
.Wed
fin. m. i Willamette Uiver. 4:30 p.m.
Tue..Thur,Portland to Corvulllb, Jlon.Wul
and Sat. 1 and Way-Landings. amt Friday
j SNAKE ItlVER.
I.v Hlparlai P.lpariu to Ivowlston.
dally
l.-.Ma. ni.
I I.EAVK
, Lewi.ston
daily
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Parlies (lMiiiiiir to trn ro fliTimr hntiM
uuw.iii. i, leuvinn iiiu unties ni iM p. m
niakiiiK direct connections at Ileppner junction
Kciurnlns Riakiugdirectcoiinection at Ileppner
Junction with So. 1. arriving at The Dalles at
:55l. m.
No. 2, throucht frelpht, east bound, does not
Carry OJStenirers: arrive -:M n. m.. ilennrfs
3:50 a.m.
Jto.'.'i, local freight, carries paFvcngers, east
bound; arrive 4 :3J p. m., departs 8:15 p. m.
No. 'Jl, nest bound through freight, does not
carry j-asscugers; arrives s:15 p m departs
9:30 p. in. 111
o. -a, west Dounu local (relght. carries pas
sengers; nrrivcs5:L5 p. in.,dei.irts8:C0ii. in.
For (nil particulars call on O. P.. & N. t'.o.'t
agent The Dalles, or address
W. II. HL'KMIL'KT,
(Sen Pas. Agt.. Portland, Or.
Complete
of
Drus
at
M. Z. DONNELL,
THEjDRUGGIST.
EVERYBODY
Knows the merits of the
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PATEE CREST)
BICYCLES....
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$50. $35. $25,
Mnny tiuvv funttiroB for 1000 which you cannot afford to overlook,
Complete Line of "1900" Sundries. :j
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REGULATOR LINE.
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Dalles, Porllanfl & Astoria Hav. Co
Hteamern of the. Itegulator Line will run as Krthefoi.
l.iwlng cholnlc, tho Company leiervlng the right to cbinte';
fencouie wmiinu noucu.
Str. nogulator.
Wagon and Carriage Work.
Fish Brothors' Wagon.
, LIU II tlllll JUllu.'Hli,
"vtriiTtriTiiTiir
PhnnnHJQ
DOWN
I.v Dalles
nt A. M.
Tuenlay
, TlmiMlay ...
Saturday.
Air. Portland
, at o v. M.
up.
I.v. Portland
1117 A. Jl.
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Arr. Dalles
ato:E0 P. M.
Ship yotir
Freight
via
Regulator Line.
Str. "Dulles City. '1
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I.v. Dalles
nt h a. M.
Monday
VVtdiU'day
Frlilay . .
Arr. Portland
nt ft p. M.
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FOR COMFORT ECONOMY AND PLEASURE,
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The now famous farcial query,
HAVE YOU
'SEEN SMITH?
More mirth antl mwloriy in a minute
than ever moved you in a month.
Prieee, firat four rows 75i: halance of
the house 50c.
r.Ckerviil Seats on talc nt Clarke .- Fa lie's
Drug fctcrc.
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT.
The CLARENDON
RESTAflHAjT
And CAFE,
J. B.'Orossen & Co., Props.
67 Second Street
F- S.
Gunning,
..chas. mM-
Butchers
and Farmers
..Exchange..
Keeps on draught the celebrated
COl.l'MlilA lIKIIlt, iickuowi.
edgi'd the best beer in The Dalles,
at the usual price. Come In, try
it and be convinced. Alio tho
Finest brands of Wines, 1.1-juur
aud Cigars.
Sandrjuiehes
of all Kinds always on hand.
Blacksmith,
Wagon Shop,
Horseshoeing.
Dealer in Blacksmith Supplies.
Cor, Second & LaneWn. Tcoiie 157
ONE FOR A DOSE.
HrmiTO Plmplri, PriTent
UJie llvadscliv toil lrppti.
rms
We Put...
every bit of
twonty years experience
and drug knowledge
with every
Proscription
that's compounded hore
Is it any reason why
our prescription business
is increasing
so rapidly?
Ask your physician
if wo are reliable.
BLFiKELEY & flOHTON,
Roliablo
Prescriptionists
T. BR0WNHHL,
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Notary
Public. Collections promptly attended
to. Money to loan. G. E, Uayard'a of
fice, The Dalles, Oregon.
C. F. Stephens
71
...Doalor In...
Dry Goods, Clothing,
Gents' Furnishings.
Hoots, Shoes. Hat, I'np, Kotiont.
lor W. L. DoUKlaa Hhoe.
Telephone No. tS,
V.il .Second Ht
The Dalles, Or.
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W. C. ALLAWAY. Con. Agt.
C( I'ortlnnd OOIpc, Oak-Htrect Dock.
C. J. STUBLING
Wholosalo and Rotall
Vvines, Liquors and Cigars.
Agen rthe Greate American Liquor
Yellowstone Sour Mash
Whiskey,
WHISKEY from .7r to $0,1)0 p(!r uullou. M to 16'yourn old.) "
IMPORTED (J0GNA0 from 7.l)0 to .m pr uhIToi'i. (11 to 'M yeurs olil.;
pALirORKIA BRAKDIEB from t.'l.L'S to JO.L'O wr ynlloi). (4 to 11 yenre"oU.'.
ONLY THE PUREST LIQUOKS SOLD.
0LYMPIA BEER on ilmtiKht,
Imported Alo nud 1'ortur.
and Vul Itlntz and Olytnpm Ueur in bottlM
JOBBERS IN IMPORTED and
DOMESTIC CIGARS.
Just What
rff- ibx VRV
Nuw Idoui in Wall Paper lioro. Such
wide variety uh wo aro allowing nuvor bo
foro Kraced a ehitflo stock. Jt-al imita
tion croton eireuiB ut rdl
Gootl pupera at cheap paper prices
Elegant deblnim, tasteful coloriiiKs voiuh
for a small price, at our store nn T1.1..1
street. AUo a full lino of house paints
D. W. VAUSE, Third St.
B 8 HUWTINOTOM . .nM
HUNTJNOTON & WlWON,
AllOMNKYH AT LAW,
PIONEER BAKERY.
I have re-opened this well-known Bakery,
and am now prepared to supply every
body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also
all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es.
GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer.
Biilorr VITALITY,
LOST V'GOR
AND MANHOOD
Curcn Inipotcncy, Nljjht Emlsslonfi anil
waatlnir dtscnaua, all jcctB o aulf-
uiniiiu, or e.cei,8 and indis
cretion. Anervo tonic mul
ulooil lmiltlcr. JJrlntrs U12
plnl: i'Um toialeclioeltBaii'
rt-KtorcH the lire of youth.
llVlnaUKOcMiirlinv!tl
wi witn a MTUltm iriiiivuu..
to to euro or refund the inouoy.
NERVITA IVIEDICAL CO.
Olntor. & Jaclieon Sta., CHJCAOO, JLU
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
l'HANHAUT A KNKHAI.IIANKINO JIUBINK8
Letters of Credit Issued available in the
c . . Eastern Htates.
TraZJl Ax'aK8 nd ToloKraphit
franslora sold 011 Now York, olilcaLo.
bt. Louis, Ban Francisco, Portland Ore-
mtiwi,, at u various nolnti
nOreKonand VasninBton. P
Uo ectiona mn.lii i ..11 ..i...- . .
C. S. Smith,
TIIK
cJp-to-dateCjroeer
Fresh Kkub and Creamery
iliittur u iipecinlty.
2d Street.
J.H. UcnaNK,
1're.ldeut.
'Phone 270.
H.H.BW!''
First National Babk
THE DALLES
ORE00N
A Qoneral Uanklng Hub Iiwm trfJW
Deposits received, Biihject to
Draft or Oheok. mpth
OolleotlonB made and PI0C6.t?on
remitted on ilav of wIImJW
BlKht and a'elegraphlc Exohanff w
New York, flan Francisco nn
land.
D. P. TMOMNON. iW0,BiLlM'
En. M. WiuiAM. Gbo. A.
orable terms. " " iav