APRIL FOOLED.
Almont incredible tit it niny appear, tliero nro
, i ,flS uoinu people hotoabouts who have not yet
bongl't enoils of u. Not many, you understand
only 'mv
Saw it'H had enough to bo the victim of a prne
liPHHDko oii "All Fools Dny ;" hut to continue to ig
' ,,. 'onr claims 1b to make evory day in tho year nn
Anril 1ft for you. Worse, indeed, becuiso tlio joko
mavrnuoo yon 10 ,oso only your temper, whllo to
ntold us Ib to loao your money. Remember, will
you, Hint
The foollshoBt kind of a fool, we fear,
Ib the fool whoso April lusts all the year.
Here is Wisdom.-
$10.50
TVTTT'.'W'P! All-wool, black or blue
ffiavt choviot guitHt roum cut
latent Htylo, fqual to any dfc rf
$7.50 suit In the city pU.JJ
ARK W1NIIOWH.
"WTTWR All-woo) Caseimere Suits,
jyiJi in R, Uie ,fttogt ,wtt6rne.
new Koodo this season ; equal to any
c.lieny eastern-made suit
at twice the amount;
our price
N1CIC WINDOWS.
iirpiW'g Fancy Worsted Suite, in
U j)utjt cuuk nn(J RtripeR, 1,0
Myle, with double or single-breasted
vests; worth in Uib regii- dry tr
lar wny 10.50. . . P 'OKJ
Kltt: WINDOWS.
"ivyrT'WCJ All-wool bine Serito and
O KruJ, Cay Worsted Suits,
made with JiHiid-woiked button holes,
raised arm puucu ihuuiucid,
mil reinforced throughout; warranted
to pivo literal Batisfae-
tien
SKK WINDOWS.
4 V t n it i i nil
$15.00
Tailor
Suits.
Our first invoice of these nobby
garments has arrived and is now on
sale. Wo invito your presence to pass
judgment upon these goods, as they
are the latest cut, stylo and finish that
the leading suit house of Now York
City has been able to turn out. They
were somewhat delayed, owing to the
fact that these garments were made to
our order and could not be turned out
hurriedly; besides their workmanship
will stand the most rigid inspection.
Separate
Skirts
Are also among this shipment, and are
in perfect keeping with the suits in
stylo and workmanship. One of these
garments worn with our late shirt
waists is just the thing during these
delightful spring days.
All Goods Marked
In Flnln Figures.
PEASE & MAYS
The Dalles Daily CltfoiieJe.
Telephone A'o. i.
WllDNKsDAT - - - APRIL , MOO
uvsters
Hcrved in
every
ntylc liy
A.
KELLER
WAYSIDE GLEANINGS.
The May Designer now ready at Pease
& Ways'.
(Seventeen head of rnge horses were
ihlpped this morning on Uie Dalleo City
forCorliutt Landing.
The regular meeting of The Dalles
Hook and Ladder Company at 8 o'clock
tonight in the city hall.
Free with every mnu's suit, -one pair
No lingofcneo pants stretcher. See
reuse & Mays' window.
The McGet) underskirt for ehnrt ladies
can be had only at A. M. Williams &
ko. i. Ask to see them.
Cuinpliell A Wilson have determined
tocloBeout their entire slock of millinery,
between now and (lie first of Juno. Call
and (ret our prices. April 4 4d-12w
EyerythhiK in the millinery line at
toslng out prices. 'Pattern hats ut re
ted prices ut CampUl) & Wilson's
Millinery parlors on Second street.
Til Skmi-Wkekly Cjiuokiclk did not
o to press yesterday on account of an
eeideiiia) bieak in the muchiuery of
I'm cylinder press causing a delay of one
day,
The Indies of the M. E. church will
nave on bhIo pies, cakes and other sweet
weals in the vacant store east of A. M.
"'Minimi & Co.'s Saturday week, the
day before lister.
A visitor at the White House in 1804
M: "Wo I Buffalo believe in Abra
hn Lincoln and Almighty God."
Vcl," enid Lincoln, as he sped his
ue8W "you are half ritsbt."
Uagiwy Jlro8 ( o( Ul0 CUy Drtirjl( (ue
dllinK ,U) bust milk at $2.00 a ouart uer
WOlltll : Illl-HM l.li.lu 'J flA . ,... la
i, ' 1 I'HUP, U.UV , 1MU jUUIIP,
ti.UO; llin ii r. r.n. on,,
Pr j.int. 'Phone U83. mehilMw
Keinumember Professor J. M. Wood,
e blind violinist's concert ut the
Wwln Opera House tomorrow night.
A(lai Bslflli i-,l. . tie i , r. i..
vpu m tti uuu jo uciuo.
nr . . . .
- I'lugraui see huud-bllls. "J
u . . .
opeaklnir of Tho Dalles the Telegram
"uy and tri:tlif.ill.. ........
ce
er
e,
Fi
gives a fine light, has been purchased
by the Regulator company and is in
tended for U6Q at the boat landing.
May Designer at Pease & Mays'.
The social session of Portland lodge.
No. 142, B. P. G. Elkf, announced for
next Thursday evening to which a
number of Hallos Elks were invited, lias
been postponed on account of the death
of a member ot tlie Portland lodge. (Jus
Itudftrotn, of the. K. barber shop.
You can't buy them. Pease & Mays'
are giving tliem aruv with every man's
suit. No Bagoknee trousers stretcher.
W. M. Hastings, of Boyd, aeks Tiic
Ciinotticix on his Mmlf to sincerely
thank the numerous frfejids and neigh
bors who so thoughtfully and generoue
ly contributed to the comforts and
necessities of himself and family upon
the loss of his home by fire a few weeks
ago. .
Married, last evening, nt the rosidence!
ofT. J. Driver of this city, Record
Ned Gates officiating, Mr. E. W.Geibbl
son of an old time resident of Hood,
River valley and nephew of Jud Fish of
the Umatilla House, to Miss Christina
Cooper, daughter of David Cooper, the
well-known fruit raiser of Ualuwiu pre
cinct. The Great Barlow Minstrels embrace
a number of the best-known entertainers
on the minstrel etage. Under manage
ment of Harry Ward this merry baud of
corkological artists has already won an
enviable reputation on the road, and
will come endorsed by a number of big
cities in which their performance has
been given this season.
Nearly all the members of the Great
Barlow Minstrels are members of tho
Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks,
and their appearance in cities where
Elk lodges exist is the signal for a gen
eral good time with the local and Min
strel Elks. Tho Barlow Minstrels have
entertained in nearly every Elk lodge
room in the United States.
Prof. E. R. Lake, of tho state agri
cultural college, recently visited The
Dalles for the purposa of investigating
the mortality among sheep in this
vicinity. Ho found tho loco weed and
larkspur, but in both catea the plants
were too far matured for use in experi
ment. The matter will bo made the
Biibjtct of investigation next year.
Ladies, call at A. M. Williams & Co.'s
cloak department and see the most tle
gaut tailor suit oi tho season. This suit
is made of black Venetian, new shaped
short jacket, double-breasted front, with
reveres appliqued in white satin ; the
skirt made with double box plait back,
Without any exception the most stylish
'IH..i Militia
"go right along and be the center ofYlookiug garment in the cily.
Km, i i , 1 l)0rtlo oI luo Ilud The iato nows from Rev. U. F. Hawk's
ltii. '"'K outwoen the Cascude and u,0 bov, who is at St. Vlncont's Hos
'uu llin iiiii,, rni. i-w..n. I. i... I . .. !... t. i
auu uuiicb uau i A) tal. is altogetner encouraging. v i
T confidently hoped that the physicians
Gas LauiD Co. have have reached the seat of the lad e dls
on
"lUlllltulllR.
"""'ibilated by any ,de issue.
o Economy
f'weu one of their street lamps on trial ease at last. He Is Improving all the
" b'ho ui me Mctnerny corner, time, ne eais wen uuu viwti nv.. ...
fecond street. The lamp, which I bis temperature that reached as high as
j i iiii
last V
the Tl
,llo. f
Moody Interests bad been entrusted to )
the care of W. J. Furnish, and ho sue-'
ceeded In causing the choice of a dele-
gasion favornblo to the renomlnatlon of
tho present incumbent, t ne convention
will support W. U. Ellis for circuit court
judge of that district. ""v
The geuorul commlttco appointed at
tlio Monday night's banquet to arrange
for perpetuating tho Students' Literary
Club nnd reorganizing it to undertake
tho work of opening u reading room,
gymnasium nnd other things along
these lines for tho young men of tho
city, have appointed to meet this after
noon. The members of tho club will
meet tomorrow night at 8 o'clock sharp
in Justice Brownhlll's office and appoint
a committee to confer with tho general
committee and incidentally discuss waye
and means for carrying out their object.
Tho young men of the city are taking a
lively interest In this matter and the
project seem certain to get the ir hoarty
support. The meeting tomorrow night
will bo free to all who aro interested in
the wellfaro of the young men of the
city and in the project of affording them
the opportunity for wholesome and
healthful amusement and improvement
mentally, morally nnd physically.
Apropos of the reported intention of
"Cyclone" Davis to visit Spokane in tho
near future, the following from the
Helena Herald may bo of interest:
"Cyclone Davis is coming to Montana
to address the Populists of ths state.
The question naturally arises as to which
branch of the Populist party Cyclone
adheres. For Populism, like ancient
Gaul, 'est omnia divisn in partes tres.
Quarum unam partem incoiunt Middle-
of-the-Roaders. Alia, tho Dabs Social
ists. Tertia, qui in lingua ipsorum
Fusionlsts, nostra Sally-in-the-Alleys
nppellautur. Haec omnes in language,
notions and nostrums inter ee differunt.'
Now with which of these three branches
of Populists will the Cyclone affiliate?
Will he incolit with the Middle-of-the
Roaders? Will he herd with the Debs
Socialists? Will he cleave to the Salley-in-tho-Alipye,
or will he simply let them
inter so differunt7 These are grave
questions, and entirely too tough for the
Herald to solve. So we leave the whole
subject for the Hon. Cyclone to settle.
Dissimilia diEsimilibus curantur."
Last fail Ben Southwell, of Endersby.
noticed that the bees in four hives out of
some forty had died and that others were
giving sigus of decay. On examination
he found that the combs in the dead
laves had been burrowed throughout aa
if by a cut worm and that the honey had
all been coneumed. On closer examma
tion he found the hives full of little
worms varying in Eizo from a mere pin
point to three-einhts of an inch. He
placed a number of worms in a glass jar
and determined to watch tlio develop
ments. In short time the worms covered
themeelves with cocoons like those of
the codlin moth. Three days ago one of
these hatched out and Mr. Southwell
left it today at thiB office together with
a number of cocoons apparently ready
to hatch, where they may be seen by
any one interested in bee-keeping. The
hatched moth is about halt the size of a
tame bee an J resembles it in color. Mr.
Southwell believes there is no way to
get rid of the pest, once they attack the
hives, but by carefully going through
each hive and destroying tho worms, by
hand.
104 and 103, has been normal for over a
week.
inc Hottest city election in vears was
held in Goldendale last Monday when
A. M. McLeod, formerly of McEachern
t McLeod of this city, waB elected mayor,
beating R. D. McCully an oid resident of
the plnce nnd present major by seven
votes. The question at iesue was license
or no license. For the council only one
no-license man was elected and Golden
dale will continue to be a wet town for
the ensuing year.
Patrick Conroy of Grade, Wheeler
county, who past through here a couple
of months ago on crutches through tlie
effects of rheumatism, has returned from
tho Bryan Springe, California looking
halo nnd hearty and as nimble as a
twelve-year old. Ho expects to remain
here til! he makes up his mind about
reembarking in tlie siieep business which
he was compelled to abandon because of
his illneee.
John Brookhouee, of Dufur, returned
on the boat last night from Albany,
Hiringing witli him Ellis, a 3 year-old
trotting stallion, which lie purchased
from George McKnight, the well known
Linn county horseman. Ellis is a dark
Hirown, almost black, colt of fine form
and great promise. He was got by Al-
tago, 1st dam, Saddle B. (2.28) by Rock
wood; 2nd dam by Brlgham; 2d dam by
Black Stranger.
F. H. Rowe has returned from a busi
ness trip to San Francisco. He has sold
out his stock in trade here to parties
who are moving it to Shaniko. Tlie
Lyle branch of tlie Rowe Manufacturing
Co. will remove their box and plaining
machinery to San Francisco, where they
have located their headquarters on Bry
ant street, between Fourth and Fifth.
Tho saw mill will still be operated at
Lyle and the product shipped to head
quarters. The family of Mr, Rowe will
remain here for some time.
Through the courtesy of Mr. 0. L.
Phillips Tins CimoMci.ii is tho tecipient
ofn quarter dozen cans of minced clams
from the Sea Beach Pickling Works of
Wurrenton. They were brought hero by
tho visiting Aftorians and are part of
tho "First Through Shipment of Minced
Clams from Astoria to the Entrepot of
the. Inland Empire." From past en
counters with this delicious b!-valve on
his native tienth, ns it were, we have
a strong piemonition that the minced
article from Wurrenton will have a
strong nihility for the editorial uppotite
and possibly contribute needful nourish
ment to tho vacuity where the editorial
brain ought to be.
Of the Umatilla delegation elected I
Thursday at Pendleton to attend
approaching Republican state and die
trict conventions, the East Oregonlan
oays: Tho state delegation, chosen Is a
straight Mood v delegation, and the vote
of this county in the tecond district con- v New patent painlori' and paper
greeslonal convention will be cast solid Vnger8 tails at the New York Cath
for The Dal lea' man. Thla la one of the pto
absolute conclusion! that may be drawn j Clark & Falk are never close! Sunday
from the result of the proceedings, Tlie JDon't forget this.
Notice of Dlaaulutlou.
Notice is hereby given that the firm
of FoutB & Johannsen has this day been
dissolved by mutual consent, P. F. Fouts
retiring from said firm. The business,
heretofore conducted by the said Eouts
& Johannsen, will from now on be owned
and managed by 0. P. Johannsen. The
said Johannsen will collect all accounts
due said firm and will pay all bills due
therefrom.
Dated at The Dalles, Oregon, this
19th day of March, 1900,
P. F. Fours,
mlO lm 0. P. JoiiANfsrcx.
Notice.
Ill older to coreect n mistaken idea
that has gained circulation In somo way
unbeknown to me, I desire to inform my
mauv patrons that I am not interested
in any manner, whatever, in tlie firm of
J. E. Adcox & Co. I am at my old
stand, located in the Vogt Block, and
continue to carry tho largest and most
complete line of diamonds, watches,
jewelry and silverwnro in the city,
Haiijiy 0. LlKltK,
n20 3dlw Jeweler k optician.
CASTOR I A
For Infanta and Children.
In Kind Yov Hin Always Boughl
Bears the
Signature of
Tho Kind You Have Always Bought, nnd which has been,
in use for over 30 yenrs, has home tho signature of
and has been mado under his pcr-
!y-jjz- sonal supervision since its Infancy.
f'&tCfUM, Allow no one to deceive you in this
All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" aro bufe
Experiments that trifle with and endanger tho health of?
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Costoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worm
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC CCNTJtUR OOMMNV, TT MURRAY STtltCT, MCWVOBK CITY.
It Has Never Failed
Mr. C. S. Pcaslee. the well-known druggist of
Morgan City, La., is highly thought of in his neigh
borhood because of ins skill ana caie in filling
scnptions. inc nest physicians in the place
their patients to liU r.tor'whe:-ever they can.
thmji which Air. Pealee mavsnvcan l"e depi
r.pan absol. tch hi a letter to V. II. Hool;
C New Voik City, proprietors of Acker's ;
K jiiieil'. he ay. " In all my niauyyeais'
i p.cj a ; a tl ugtjist. 1 1 avc never handled i
ciuooi au- nature th-it s:avc such conmlut
fac ion as Aeu r'n JiiifiJish Remedy for Throat
a i t Linjr Trotibh s. I have sold hundreds of
yj lifts, and have yet to learn of a single case
wli ro it failed to euro. In
. roup, n acts with a cer
tainly that ir. really niar
vcloii My wife docs not
take much stock in medi
ciii", but she has absoluto
faith in Acker's English
Remedy, always having it
at her cjbjw m case the
cliillrcn arc attacked by
croup at night. It is a
positively harmless rem
edy, as I can personally
tcs'ify. I know of a little
girl who accidentally drank a whole bottle. She was, of course, sick at her
stomach lor a short time, but the sickness passed away, and then the child was
in better health thaw ever before. I can understand why Acker's English Rem
edy is so efficacious, because I am a druggist. It is not a mere expectorant,
but a strengthening, invigorating tonic as well. While it heals the irritations
of tho mucous membrane, it also builds up the constitution an I purifies th
blood. I endorse it absolutely."
Sold at 25c., 50c. and$i a bottle, throughout the United States and Canada;
and in England, at is. 2d., 2s. 3d., 4s. Od. If you are not satisfied after buying,
return the bottle to your druggist, nnd get your money back.
Wc authorize Ihe above guarantee, ir. . HOOKER it CO., Proprietors, Xcw York.
For Sale by BLAKELEY & HOUG-HTON.
Ple; vsVS
sena
ended -rP-
Ens sh yrSESfSi i&Pi bl .
eS: mmim
iFmm
Mrs. Calvin Zimmerman, Milesburj:,
a., say?, "As a epeeily cure (or eouyhe,
colds, croup and sore throat Or.e Minute
Cougli Cure ia uuequaled. It is pleasant
for cliihticn to take, I heartily recom
mend it to mothers." It ia the only
harmless remedy that produces im
mediate results. It cures bronchitis,
pneumonia, urippu and throat And hum
diseases. It will prevent cotnumpthn.
Sick Uendauho absolutely nn 1 perma
nently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink, (.hires constipation
and indigestion, makes you eat, sleep,
work hi, d happy. Satisfaction gnaranteeil
01 money back. 'Jo ute. and 50 ete,
Klakeley It lioueliton DruieK
No Bagoknee. lour trousers onee
pressed nlwiiys pressed. It takes u
minute. Iteet pants etretehers in the
world. Seo Penso & Mays' window.
One of tho best nnmbors of tho year
of tin May Downer now ready for did
tiibutiou at lVaso & Mays'.
Clarke & Falk have received a carload
of the celebrated James E. l'atton
etrietly puro liquid paints
Watch tills paper (or date of big mus
lin underwear sale at the New York
Gash Store.
Fresh nrueked Nebraska corn at the
Wasco warehouse, Finest kind of
chicken feed. nieli25-t
I'aint your house with paints that are
fully guaranteed to last, Clarke & Falk
uavu them.
Subscribe for Tun Chuoniuk.
VOGT
Opera House
F. J. CLARKE, Manager.
One flight Only
SATURDAY
iihii nn
THE GREAT
Barlow...
Minstrels
MiiiuiKCinent Hurry Wiml.
35 White Artists 35
New
I-'IIIHT 1MIIT
tKlMTII.MICS
HONCIH
It A NOUS
New
2 Brass Bands 2
See tho Grand Street Parade
Prices, 1.00, 75i 50e and Mo,
ItCkerveii Heats on nule at Clurko .V I'ulk'B
l)rui is tore.